[MUSIC] Celestial Sanctum
Koopeep: This place is neato
Sidestepper: I AM ENJOYING THIS VIEW.
Zing Li Fast: I can breathe in spas. You can't.
Bob B.: Okay, got my laundry in and ready to go
Catena: oh god why are there so many voices
Elder Merlumini: This will be finished soon enough.
Blitzin' Brad: So hey, sugar tits. Got that patch all sewn up yet?
Zing Li Fast: ssssh catena it's just your imagination
Elder Merlumini: I estimate the rest of the patches will even show up soon!
Kreg feels inspired by the scenery for a new move because yes
Elder Merlumini: In a few seconds, even.
Blitzin' Brad gives Merlumini a slap on the ass. For motivation.
Spooker: How would they just show up?
A bright light occurs to the left. A giant tower appears in a flash!
Catena is looking for moon shaped constellations
Catena an also that I guess wtf
Brownie walks out of the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber.
what
Catena: Oh no it's the fuzz
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Bakudan: ...Where did we land?
Koopeep: Greetings, future denizens of the Koopa Kingdom!
Garrison Jr.: I've done it
I've finally made it to space!
Garrison Jr.: If only that was my dream
Catena: I remember...most of you guys!
Zing Li Fast: WHY...TOO...DARK?
Bakudan: ...I remember you too!
...And your crab!
Elder Merlumini steps out of the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber.
Koopeep: We come from the ancient past .
Zyme Guy did that instead.
Blitzin' Brad: Whoa bros, where did all these chumps come from?
Spooker: Oh hey, another one!
Zyme Guy: ... Just in... aw, someone did it already
Awe
Other people.
Sidestepper: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN
Zing Li Fast: oh hey brad hey
.v
Bakudan: Oh gosh, so many people.
Blitzin' Brad: Do you think Brownie gets embarrassed when he time travels in front of Mario
haha
Elder Merlumini: Hee hee hee! I knew it would happen sooner or later.
Blitzin' Brad: like just for laughs
haha
Catena: Okay, so what is going on now.
Zing Li Fast gazes at the many constellations, including an (S)
Koopeep: Ok but actually shy guy, where are we and why wasn't I allowed to steal that giant magic thingamajig again
And if someone makes a "when are we" joke I swear to god
Catena: I think my question just doubled.
Zing Li Fast: Zyme Guy, why are we here? Aren't we supposed to be at L0rd Fast's.
I wanted to play the suepar NES.
Koopeep: Hey yeah. Where is that purple egg?
Zing Li Fast: It's like the third time we don't get to play it for more than 1 minute.
Catena: tripled and quadruples and whoaaa what
Garrison Jr.: Good riddance to him... assuming he's not messing with the timestream again
Brownie: It seems we ...(S)ed up time worse than I thought.
Wanda: Where on Earth did this rabble come from?
Spooker: Apprently time itself?
Zyme Guy: Time is a confusing mistress
Catena: From a time machine.
Zyme Guy: And very hot as well>_>
Wanda: You're the rabble who's trying to take out quilt patches!
Blitzin' Brad: Bro you gotta hook me up with time
Zing Li Fast: You came here because you wanted to see boo "grrl"s, Zym.
Blitzin' Brad: I am so all over hot mistresses
Zing Li Fast: But we have nothing to do with this.
Koopeep: Oh sweet Bowser no! We've altered time! We've created a new universe where Dark Boos are allowed to talk out of turn!
Zing Li Fast: Let's go back.
okay.
Koopeep: Zyme we need to go back and fix this.
Wanda: Ah, miss magikoopa, your robe looks a bit outdated.
You could use a new style.
Catena: Patches: yes or no?
Koopeep: And you're still wearing earmuffs.
Zyme Guy: You guys are right on Zyme>_>
Wanda: How about I let you try on the hot new crazy, "on fire"?
Bakudan: I guess you do have patches, don't you?
Garrison Jr.: So, we both want the patches, then
Garrison Jr.: We should see if we can come to an agreement
Catena: ...Whatever. Yeah, we had patches.
Koopeep: New plan. Surrender your patches to us! Or most likely, the single patch you have
Bakudan: Before we talk about patches, let's talk about the enemy.
Zing Li Fast: Maybe the Pa-Patches attracted themselves or something.
Zyme Guy: I was actually on a missive to retrieve you guys>_>
Blitzin' Brad: Uh, I don't think so, ladybro
Zyme Guy: Nothing was truly altered by you folks going back in time>_>
Catena: Hence the past tense.
Wanda: No, you hand over the one patch YOU have.
Bakudan: So, Mario is being lugged around by this badgerk. He's small.
Blitzin' Brad: About surrendering
Wanda: We already got the rest of the set.
Bakudan: But this guy also now has Bowser.
Zing Li Fast: I scribbled so much back on those caves
Blitzin' Brad: As you might have noticed
Zyme Guy: This was how Merlon intended to guard the patch>_>
Zing Li Fast: So many (S)s
Koopeep: You've got seven of them?
Zing Li Fast: They must be known!
Spooker: Too many people talking at once... <.>;
Wanda: Your health is appreciated, but I'm afraid you're done now.
OKAY
Blitzin' Brad: I draw my power from elder shaman John Madden
Blitzin' Brad: and FOOTBALL
Wanda: *help OH NO IN-CHARACTER TYPOS
Blitzin' Brad: And never surrender
Catena: I will only hear Bakudan for now.
USA
Bakudan: He also has some edgy boo.
Zing Li Fast: Zym, how come you're helping Merlon? Why does he trust you out of all people?
Elder Merlumini: ... It's true.
Bakudan: So one, I think he's a pretty big threat!
Catena: Yes. We know about the small bugger.
Bakudan: And two... he also has some of our friends.
Zyme Guy: Because... Zyme>_>
Bakudan: I think we should think carefully.
Zing Li Fast: ...Because... Zyme>_>
Catena: We are going through this whole thing to...
Wanda: What's this about Mario and badgers?
Why should we possibly care?
Catena: "make mario not bad" but I guess take out the bugger out too.
Shin: ... You seem woefully uninformed, ma'am.
Spooker: I dunno who you're talking about, but Esmond was acting strange the last time we saw him <.>
...'Feyesh': I hope Blargghoolio is released soon.
Koopeep: If you don't care, then why have you been going along with it? Typical ignorant Dark Boo.
We've got two assassinations and a rescue mission to embark on, people.
Wanda: I haven't been going along with anything!
Catena: who is getting assassinated?
Blitzin' Brad: B-rad is all over those ass-in-ass missions
Zing Li Fast: That's too violent.
Brownie: We need to save Mario or he'll just keep bullying people until that badge creep has everything he could ever want.
Bakudan: I hope the badgerk is at least one of the victims.
Wanda: I've been leading this group in the collection of terra quilt patches, so that we may do whatever it is they do with them!
Spooker: And who is being rescued?
Koopeep: mario and the chump who kidnapped lord bowser
Brownie: That dont' fly with Brownie, no sir.
Koopeep: Lord Bowser is obviously the rescue
Wanda: Now please hand over your patch(es) and leave, our host must be getting annoyed by this racket.
Shin: Koopeep, maybe you should let me handle public relations!
Koopeep: Part of the Koopa Troop handbook states that we'll probably have to rough him up a bit before the mind control passes. It's a fairly common thing with His Targetableness.
Catena: I get the feeling no one really is behind whatever the magic lunatic is rambling about.
Zing Li Fast: This is not looking good, sons.
Garrison Jr.: EVERYONE, SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND FALL IN LINE!
Catena: So it seems safe to just ignore her for now.
Brownie: Just ignore the magikoopa. She's our "moral support".
Catena: YES SIR RIGHT AWA--oh hey
Koopeep: You're gonna have to be way more specific about the female magical lunatic in the room because I count three right now.
Zing Li Fast: ..."moral support"
Catena: you're a military buzzy!
Brownie falls in line for a second, but then realizes he's Brownie and stops caring
Zap: Poor Shrody is right in the middle of all this
Garrison Jr.: Zyme Guy, you said you were supposed to bring us here. Explain
Catena: I saw three military buzzies not a moment ago
Wizzy: Personally I'm eating so I'm hella content to sit out for now
Shrody: snort Huh? What? What's happening?
Zyme Guy: Part of Merlon knew he would need the Terra Patches again>_>
So he gave them to... Zyme itself>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...Did you do weird things with them.
Zyme Guy: To me, this was just a bit ago that he entrusted me the patch>_>
Catena: ok who is that guy. why is he here. what is >_>
Zing Li Fast: Like wish for miracles with hot girls>_>
Zyme Guy: I've seen through the void. There are many hot girls>_>
Blitzin' Brad keeps making stupid faces that don't add to the conversation
Koopeep: We honestly have no idea. He invited us into his strange vehicle with promises of candy and funny stories.
Zyme Guy: Well, here we are>_>
Zing Li Fast: So why did Merlon ask for you to do this.
Wanda gets tired of Zyme Guy talking and attempt to use Panichikinurtz Ω on him
Spooker: That sounds like something Lady Bow told me to watch out for
Brownie: ...This is all way too mamby-pampy for my taste. What's the point of all these patches, Zymity Zyme? Do they unlock a door somewhere or what?
Shrody: What do girls who have a higher body temperature than average have anything to do with anything?
Zing Li Fast: ...Zymity Zyme
Elder Merlumini: And ol' Lonny wants me to sew up the other patches. Could some of you new folks lend me those patches?
Garrison Jr.: You look like you're related to Merlon, miss. Are you able to tell us why we've gathered here?
Elder Merlumini: I have a feeling you might need this pretty soon!
Koopeep hands over the four patches
Koopeep: If it gets this double-kill rescue going any faster, here you go.
Elder Merlumini: Thank you so much deary. What's your name, darling?
...'Feyesh': Zyme Guy tries to recover from a status effect! 69 successes.
Koopeep: Koopeep. And yours?
Wanda dives in, takes teh patches from Koopeep, and hands them to Merlumini
All eight patches, collected by us!
I'm great.
Elder Merlumini: I am Merlumini. The... Uh? The... the pleasure is mine.
Shrody: We only got four patches, Wanda.
Elder Merlumini: Thanks for the help... Wanda!
Spooker: That mattered? <.>?
Koopeep: Just let her have her fantasies.
Catena: She's a wild card sometimes.
Kreg: please ignore wanda
Catena: by which I mean "all the time"
Shrody: Fantasy is garbage.
Elder Merlumini: Well, I'll have this stiffed before you can't say 2015.
Catena: You also got a wild card on your side, it seems.
Koopeep: I vaguely remember a dark boo in a crystal cave when I learned my chicken spell. She caused nothing but trouble the entire time. Is this the same one?
Elder Merlumini: ... Oh heavens, look at the time. It's 2015! I better put my wrists into it.
Wanda: Don't ACT like you don't remember me, hag!
Zing Li Fast: Hi crabbies!
BOTH OF YOU
NO
Zing Li Fast: I am Zing Li Fast!
Zing Li Fast: I'm friends with other crabbies!
Sidestepper: I AM CRAB LI FAST
Zing Li Fast: That's a cool name!
Shrody: Sorely tempted to brainwash one of these gals to get them to stop fighting.
Shin: ... Hey, pink guy. I like your eye patch thing.
Brownie: Man, this is why I stopped hanging out with the Yoshis.
Koopeep: Chain Chomp, I enjoy your hat.
Sidestepper: BRAINWASHING IS NOT COOL
Brownie: Too much chitchat.
Catena: I do enjoy them too.
Shrody looks around to see if there's any other pink guys. He sees none.
Zing Li Fast: Oh, hey, chomp dude enjoys hats.
Shin: Yeah! Looks pretty... uh, high tech.
Blitzin' Brad: Hey, little shy-bro. Shrody here is obviously purple
Catena: By the way..little green guy!
Catena: The one with the cannon.
Blitzin' Brad: Don't worry Brody, I got your back
Shin: ... Oh, my mistake. Purple guy.
Shrody: Please ignore this meathead.
He's colorblind.
I am in fact pink.
Shin: Seems pretty cool to me.
Blitzin' Brad: Thanks bro!
Catena: We found three buzzies that were super into military codes.
Part of a BUzzy Beetle Brigade?
Garrison Jr.: ...could it be...?
Zing Li Fast: ...BUzzy Beetle
Garrison Jr.: You've encountered my men?
Where are they?
Catena: They holed up in a sanctum.
They left for town.
Koopeep: Haha oh shit I completely forgot about your soldiers you abandoned and stopped looking for.
Kreg keeps a close eye on the wizards in case they start something
Catena: They should be okay. They are back in...uh. Whatever the town with the penguins was called.
Zing Li Fast: penguin fetish
Koopeep: They were a mile away from your base
Garrison Jr.: Well, it's good to hear they're heading back towards friendly territory
Elder Merlumini hums as she slowly finishes the Terra Quilt.
Koopeep: and you STILL COULDN'T FIND THEM?
Koopeep has a good old jolly laugh
Garrison Jr.: Thank you for informing me
Catena: They were pretty well hidden.
Wanda: Not even just that!
You lot were in that village, right?
Zing Li Fast: Literally shelled in.
Brownie: Hey man, sometimes the last place you look is the most obvious. It's good to hear that they're ok.
Shrody: To be fair, they were in a place that the residents didn't allow civillians to enter usually.
Wanda: They must've been a hundred yards away from him!
Hah!
Catena: can any of you guys try to not be so rude
Koopeep: Trust me, Catena, was it?
Koopeep: Be around this guy as long as we have and you'd be rude too
Shrody: I'm only rude if someone is being a moron.
Elder Merlumini: Don't worry Garrison! I'm sure at the very least they're fine!
Zing Li Fast: rude fetish
Koopeep: He's got a... whatchamacallit
Garrison Jr.: There's going to be some interrogation when I get back, though...
Koopeep: Napoleon complex
Brownie: Yikes, these guys are a..."prickly sort".
Wanda: Yes, thank you Catena, I am very agreeable to be around.
Zing Li Fast: ..."prickly sort"
Wanda: Now then, miss Merlumini, are you almost done with that?
Bakudan: So what will we do when the patches are knitted? Are we going to travel together?
Elder Merlumini: Just a few touches!
Wanda: Oh, of course not, dear!
Zing Li Fast: Zym, no touching.
Shin: Well... We need to find Mario.
Catena: We do have a same...common goal.
Wanda: Your job is done with, we can get on just fine from here.
Shrody: Uh...Bakudan, was it?
Shin: Kapin Rider's probably easy. It's Mario that's the problem.
Catena: I think we should leave this to democracy.
Koopeep: We need to rescue King Bowser!
Shrody: I like your flower!
Bakudan: Awww, thank you!
Kreg: I think the shy guy's got a point.
Bakudan: You have a very pretty dress too!
Spooker: I think we should leave it to rock, paper, scissors
Brownie: We need to stop this badge creep. Mind control is wrong no matter how you slice it.
Shrody: Thanks for the compliment.
Bakudan: So even if we both want to fight Kapin...
...'Feyesh': ...Shrody blushes
Bakudan: ...Where do we find him?
Catena: Merlon probably would know.
Shrody: (Finally, someone who isn't a total asshat)
Catena: Or find out at least.
Your relationship with Shrody improves! You are now LOVERS!
Catena: it's not like merlon might pop right here and tell us right
Garrison Jr.: This isn't the time for that kind of fraternization, Bakudan!
Catena: Haha, what a dopey guy he is sometimes.
An illusion of Merlon appears.
Brownie: It sounds like a very good question to me.
Wanda: Look now, you two, I have no qualms with lesbianism but PLEASE take it somewhere private
Zing Li Fast: oh hey merlon hey
Kreg: look how silly you look
Uh.
Zing Li Fast: LESBIAN YOSHI! D:
Koopeep: Check out the homophobic grape.
Merlon: ... There's... There's been an attack...
Catena: oh whoa it's just like magic
Oh.
Wanda: Did I not CLEARLY just say I'm fine with their life choices???
Merlon: T...dbroo.... und....a.tta.....
Wanda: Sounds like someone needs to trim down her
ear hair.
He said Toadbrook.
Blitzin' Brad: NO NOT TDBROOUNDA.TTA
Bakudan: ...We better head over to Toadbrook as soon as those patches are done.
Kreg: ...I think Toadbrook
Zing Li Fast: But... Cayleef is there.
He can protect the town by himself.
Garrison Jr.: This... isn't that urgent, seeing as we have a time machine, actually
Brownie: Make fast like Zing Li, Elder!
Merlon: ....arliam..nt.... d...troyed...
Spooker: Or he might sit on his butt and do nothing! <.<!
Blitzin' Brad: EVEN THE ARLIAMNTDTROYED ISN'T SAFE
Blitzin' Brad: IS NOTHING SACRED
Wanda: THAT'S what this heaping eyesore is?
Brownie: It is pretty ugly.
Shrody: Why do you guys have a time machine?
Koopeep: It's a Zyme Machine, apparantly
Brownie: I've been wondering that myself.
Zing Li Fast: Because we're rebels. Oh yeah.
Hold on.
Shrody: Don't you know what kind of damage you can do with one of those?
Elder Merlumini: ... My, my. I can't hold on for this. Just about...
Spooker: Zyme and Time seem different <.>
Elder Merlumini sets her hand aside.
Elder Merlumini: Finished.
Bakudan: I think we need to go as soon as possible.
Blitzin' Brad: Hand it right here, toots
Catena: We just had a message about an attack and you guys are talking about this time machine
Bakudan: What's the fastest way to Toadbrook?
Wanda: I'll take the quilt, madame.
Catena: Okay. Priorities are set.
Zing Li Fast: We're men of priorities, Catena.
Kreg: Please do not give it to Wanda
Spooker: Instant Transmission would be the fastest way!
Blitzin' Brad: Uh, Wanda bro, I don't see your impenetrable cup
Catena: Give it to Brad, I don't care.
Elder Merlumini: I'd like to give it to someone responsible.
Catena: He cankeep it safe
Blitzin' Brad: Give it right here, sugar butt
Koopeep: I don't care who gets it as long as the pyromaniac plum doesn't hold it
Wanda: I assure you, none of these brutes know how to take care of a precious heirloom as well as I do.
Koopeep: Give it to the Koopa, yes.
Kreg: I don't want it in Wanda's hand, and I don't want it... in a cup
Zing Li Fast: Give it to Zyme Guy.
Spooker: That sounds like a terrible idea, even to me
Zing Li Fast: Or the crabbies.
Sidestepper: I CAN HOLD THE QUILT
Koopeep: Ah. I have a perfect solution.
Koopeep: Shin will carry the quilt
Sidestepper: AND WRAP MYSELF IN TERRA QUILTS
Blitzin' Brad: I got an idea!
Wanda: I don't know what Zach is on about, I'm perfectly capable of keeping it safe.
Now give me the quilt!
Shin: ... Sounds like a lot of responsibility.
Brownie: That's the solution? That guy can barely carry a piece of fruit.
Zing Li Fast: That would make for some fancy crabbies.
Blitzin' Brad: Let's tear it up into 8 pieces, so everyone can carry some!
Koopeep: You can handle it, I have faith.
Brownie: No offense, of course.
Brownie: I'm just looking at our future, here.
Wanda: Football man, you're not helping!
Koopeep: Well it's really easy to say "no" when I'm the only one coming up with ideas.
Zap: Brad's idea is perfect
Brownie: It seems to me that the best guy to hold it would be...the one that dies the least.
GO.
Koopeep: That wouldn't be you, Brownie.
Brownie: At the risk of getting too meta: who has not hit 0 HP yet?
Koopeep: Sure, Catena takes it.
Kreg: but I already asked for it
Kreg: catena that's so rude
Shrody: Catena, calm down.
Zing Li Fast: Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Koopeep: Kreg I agreed with you and then you said no
Shin: Heh... Yeah, yeah, laugh it up Brownie.
Wanda: He's going to EAT the bloody thing!
Spooker: I dunno if I've fainted before <.>
Bakudan: ...How do we get off this tower?
Koopeep: What do we even need it for?
Has that ever been explained?
Brownie: Seems like as good as we're going to get.
Koopeep: Does it open a thousand year door or something
Brownie: Let's get a move on, band of misfits!
Catena: and make wishes come true or whatever
Zing Li Fast: ...band of misfits!
Elder Merlumini: I can warp you all out of this chamber, but you will not be able to get back as easily.
Elder Merlumini: You will be back in Penguin's Slide.
Kreg: Well if we're good, we shouldn't NEED to get back here.
Spooker: Better leave now then!
Blitzin' Brad: Can you warp me out of the friend realm
Zing Li Fast: I dun care about this place I just wanted to see some (S)s.
Wanda: Half of this group arrived here through TIME ITSELF, how do you arrive at a location LESS easily than that?
Kreg: Catena, you got the thing?
Spooker: Friend Realm is a one way realm
Shrody: Shut up about the non-existant "friend realm".
Elder Merlumini: Unfortunately, mister Brad, your soul is shattered in 5 fragments in the friend realm.
Spooker: There is no escape, there is no hope
Catena makes sure he gets a reality check first
Zing Li Fast: ..."friend realm"
Elder Merlumini: You may never pat someone's bottom for several eternities.
Blitzin' Brad: ...or what
Koopeep: That's rough, Brad.
Blitzin' Brad slaps Shrody's ass
Elder Merlumini: Alright then.
Koopeep: That's elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough
Wanda: Give me the quilt, boy!
Blitzin' Brad: LIKE TWO PURPLE VOLLEYBALLS
Kreg: I WILL make you stop if you don't
Elder Merlumini: I should give the quilt before you folks go.
Elder Merlumini: ... I shall give it to...
Koopeep: Come on, minions. Where we're going, we wont' need roads.
Shrody shoots Brad with his Ray Gun.
Elder Merlumini: You. Kreg.
Catena: haha I tricked you into thinking I had it
Alright then
Zing Li Fast: ...Man, where the hell have we warped to.
Koopeep: Excellent. Koopas are always the best choice.
Blitzin' Brad it's a hologram
Zing Li Fast: Why is this on my travel book.
Blitzin' Brad: heh,... nothin personnel kid
Elder Merlumini: Watch over it carefully.
Blitzin' Brad unzips katana
Wanda: He's covered in spikes and shooting FIRE out of his ass!
Koopeep: And you're shooting fire everywhere else.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Wanda: How on earth is he a better keeper of the quilt than me?
Koopeep: Frankly you're the bigger fire hazard than he is.
Shrody: Fuck off, meathead.
Spooker: To be fair, it's probably magic so it can't be destroyed
Brownie: Warp us already, get me out of this cackadoody realm of sadness.
Catena: How awful do you think this will go?
Blitzin' Brad: S-Shrody senpai. I didn't realize you were interested in meatheads.
I mean
Zing Li Fast: zym stop creeping on koopeep
Blitzin' Brad: I guess the dress gave it away
Bakudan: On a scale of smoothly to world-destroying, I'd say 8!
Garrison Jr.: Ready to begin operations!
And let's keep it down to a 6
Catena: We are really a bunch of misfits.
Garrison Jr.: I think that's reasonable even for us
Koopeep: Mario's not getting any deader by just standing around here, minions.
Kreg: I guess they couldn't find anyone better
Wanda lifts Garrison onto his back for no particular reason than because she's tired of him shouting
Bakudan flips him back over.
Kreg: ...you know something
Koopeep thinks Wanda might not be so bad after all
Catena: By the way, Elder!
Shin: Hey, don't be rude to our friend!
Kreg: Shrody, Brad, Spooker, you three have been pretty alright to work with
Catena: I wouldn't trust that pink shy guy being here.
Blitzin' Brad: Thank you bro
Kreg: catena you suck (nah j/k you're cool)
Garrison Jr.: It seems like every group has one...
Zing Li Fast: Tell Catena more about this Zyme Guy.
Bakudan: Yeah, don't get too close to the pink guy.
Spooker fans himself a bit
hold on that doesn't happen yet
Shrody: Why? What's wrong with him?
Koopeep: Sounds like a lot of group drama is about to happen.
Brownie: This group has so many issues they make us look like the A Team.
Koopeep: I hereby name our group
Blitzin' Brad: The group 1, if you will
Elder Merlumini: Are you folks ready to warp?
Koopeep: In reference to our superiority and positive team dynamic.
Zing Li Fast: Let's do it reddit.
Brownie: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Catena: We are...Group 2 because we have a higher value.
Wanda: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Spooker: And we are Gold Team! Which represents first place, so we both win ^.^
Kreg: We're a merry band of idiots
The group is warped out of the private chambers of Elder Merlumini, and back into Penguin's Slide.
Zing Li Fast has rated Catena's idea as "Creative"
Koopeep: Speak for yourself, I've got the highest smarts of the bunch...
Blitzin' Brad claps through time
Wanda: Did you just call ME an idiot?
I did.
Wanda: I'll have you know I am the smartest being in this room!
Catena: this warp sure is.......slow
Koopeep: I mean, if you're basing that claim on opinions and not facts, then sure you are.
Spooker: I'm an idiot ^.^ My sister tells me that all the time
There, they find some refugees of Toadbrook, confirming what happened. Shine Shaman was there, and he upgraded a few folks. One of which got a magical girl transformation sequence. Somehow.
Shrody: I have more Smarts than you.
There's no way you're the smartest being in the room.
Kreg: ...magical girl what
Zing Li Fast: ...One of which got a magical "grrl" transformation sequence. Somehow.
Kreg makes his new move idea a reality
Koopeep: Myself, Shin, and Shrody are the three smartest in the room. Not including Zyme and the Lady.
Bakudan: ...Brownie, why are you a magical girl?
Catena: oh no not my favorite elders !!
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Brownie: I prefer to stay heterosexual.
Zing Li Fast: I wanna be a magical "grrl" too. My name is Sailor Planet "dopey".
Koopeep: You can be Sailor Pluto. You don't exist.
Sidestepper: WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS
Zing Li Fast: wah no u u u u
Blitzin' Brad: ...but there is sailor pluto bro
uh
learn your ANNIEMAYS
Blitzin' Brad: YOU BAKA GAIJIN
Steev: Did anyone else get to toadbrook yet or am I still stuck in space
They proceed to Toadbrook. Off in the horizon, however, they notice a strange tower that wasn't there before.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
oh no
Zing Li Fast: goodbye "Ashley Pennington"
Blitzin' Brad: Toadbrook looks an awful lot like space
They must have got a new city planner
Zing Li Fast: What the hell is going on in this topic
Koopeep: This place has seen better days.
Spooker: Space ship seems as okay as ever though
Catena: Well, Ship is still there.
Zing Li Fast: Cayleef, you here?
Brownie: I notice a strange tower that wasn't there before.
Keiki (GM): Blarghoolio, would you like to show up?
WHAT'S GOING ON
...'Feyesh': come on blargghoolio
Cayleef seems to have left, as well as his wife!
PrinceShroob: Can I attempt to fix my ship now?
He could have done the dirty work for us.
Garrison Jr.: ...it's quiet, I don't think the enemy is around.
Zing Li Fast: But he just got lazy and went to do dirty things with his waifu.
Blargghoolio: Did someone call?
Garrison Jr.: Keep on the watch for ambushes, regardless
Blargghoolio: For the Blargg?
Zing Li Fast: oh hey blargghoolio hey
Koopeep: Eeeey it's the hool!
Spooker: When it's quiet, isn't that usually when the enemy strikes?
Shrody: rolling (10+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Brownie: Oh man, the gang just keeps growing, like a cancerous tumor...of fun.
Koopeep: And he's... injured already.
Garrison Jr.: Whoa, Blarghoolio-dude!
Catena: You guys know this one?
Blargghoolio: Hello, bros.
Blitzin' Brad: I REMEMBER YOU
Blitzin' Brad: Keeping it real?
Blargghoolio: Ah, yes, Blitzin' Bro.
It flies off to go fuel. Shrody can now use Shroobish Invasion again!
Catena: I don't. Mind introducing yourself? I'm Catena.
Blargghoolio: It's been a long time, friend. Last time, I hung out with these pals and we took over King Koopa's castle.
Spooker: And there it goes, they grow up so fast
Shin: Oh hey, a friendly face.
PrinceShroob: Now if only I fixed it while I was still able to use Shroob Invasion!!
Blitzin' Brad: Whoa, bro. You're like, ambitious and stuff.
Zing Li Fast reads the Graffiti Corner
Koopeep: Awh. Now I miss that eyesore.
Kreg: ...hoolio, what the hell happened here?
Blargghoolio: Hello, I'm Blargghoolio! I work out on these waves for fun and I've had a fair share of good times with these dudes.
Koopeep: At least we still have that hole some inconsiderate buffoon left in the middle of the road.
The town should really patch that up.
Blargghoolio: It was bad, man...most people couldn't survive the attacks.
Shrody: Ooh, fascinating, a blargg! I never seen one of these before!
Koopeep: If I was a citizen of this town, I wouldn't stand for it.
Good thing no one is.
A giant tower now overlooks Toadbrook, situated in the east.
Shrody pokes at the blargg
Blargghoolio: It came out of nowhere.
Blitzin' Brad: If you've never seen one how do you know what he is, bro?
Blargghoolio: Did I feel something?
Blitzin' Brad: Checkmate athiests
The back of the board reads... "SAVE YOURSELF"
Blargghoolio: Sorry, these pecs get in the way sometimes.
Zing Li Fast: ..."SAVE YOURSELF"
Shrody: I meant in person.
Wanda: The hole stays, it's the only way to reach the Chinese casino.
Toadbrook Gentleman: ... Obey... Obey...
Zing Li Fast reads the front
Shrody: The only ones I've seen is from a monitor.
Kreg: Hoolio, WHAT attacks?
Blitzin' Brad: Ah yeah, China! The emperor is a total bro!
Spooker: I wish I knew this was here before ^.^
Blitzin' Brad: 我想回去了
Blargghoolio: I couldn't really get a grip on what was going on...I wasn't in town when the attacks happened.
I was surfing, you see.
Zing Li Fast: it is pretty deep. win.
Layze: To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of pure redemption, that this place might become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...
Blargghoolio: When I came back...wel.
Catena: Alright. Well. We're going to the tower.
Catena: Would you like to come along?
Bakudan: Tower sounds like a plan!
Oh yeah.
Blargghoolio: These people got a total wipeout, man...
Bakudan: We should check on Merlon, huh.
Blitzin' Brad: That's terrible bro. Thank the kings of brohalla you're safe!
"Hey! Citizens of Toadbrook! This is your resident hero speaking."
Catena: And the rest of the old man party
Zing Li Fast: ...This is your resident hero speaking."
Garrison Jr.: That sounds like...
The words seem to echo from the tower.
Zing Li Fast: Did Kapin Loser write this?
"Kapin Rider speaking. I'm going to be the hero now!"
Catena: He...wants to be the guy.
Bakudan: ...A hero from what?
Blargghoolio: Who's this ho-dad?
Kreg: that is completely wrong
Zing Li Fast scribbles Xs over Kapin Rider's scribbles
Garrison Jr.: A hero sandwich, is what we'll make him
Blitzin' Brad: Who's this hero bro yelling out?
Blargghoolio: "Kapin Rider?" More like......Crappin' Rider.
Wanda: Wait...I know that voice!
Spooker: Hero sandwiches are delicious ^.^
"My sidekick is even Mario. He's the goodest guy I know!"
Wanda: That's the lunatic who ambushed us after we got the Yoshi's patch!
Shrody: Please enlighten us then, Wanda.
Catena: I know the name more than the voice.
Yeah.
He is obsessed with badges and stuff.
Blitzin' Brad: But... he's a hero!
Kreg: He's that guy who I couldn't fight due to a sudden loss of will!
Blargghoolio: So he's, like, bad, right?
Zing Li Fast tries to save the Toad from brainwashing
Koopeep: He's the one who KIDNAPPED MY KING
Brownie: This guy is even worse than Lord Fast. At least that guy didn't go around brainwashing heroes.
Blargghoolio: He sounds like a dweeb. I bet he got none his entire life.
Blargghoolio: Maybe he needs a wife, too.
"I hereby christen this place... Riderville! No... Uh, Kapin City... I'll think of a new name for this place later."
Wanda: I'm tired of him already.
Kreg: ...he's not even a good villain
Zing Li Fast: Man, what an ...(S)er.
Wanda: ...And I want that tower.
Brownie: Let's find this guy and beat him until he's "Kapin Deader".
Wanda: Let's go kick him out.
Blargghoolio: Alright, how?
Can I surf to him?
Blitzin' Brad: Why would we fight a hero, bros?
Blargghoolio: If anyone can make a giant wave, I can do it.
Spooker: That's not a very good pun <.>;
Koopeep: Hmph. Kapopolis would be the best name, anyway.
Bakudan: Was Merlon back in Penguin's Slide?
Catena: Can you surf on air?
Blitzin' Brad: He says he's a hero
Obviously it's true
Kreg quickly checks Merlon's tent
Wanda: He's not a hero, Brad, he brainwashed the whole town.
Blitzin' Brad: Who would lie
Blargghoolio: I rode the pipeline, man. But the airline is too hard for me.
Brownie: You're a bit of a moron, Brad, but you do bring up a good point.
Blitzin' Brad: Brainwashing is MOST HEINOUS
Brownie: What are we gonna do with Mario?
Garrison Jr.: Then you're a villain, football man
Brownie: We gotta make sure not to beat him up too adly.
Blitzin' Brad: Thanks bro! Shrodes here tells me that all the time!
Wanda: Brad, he's trying to fool you into leaving the city so he doesn't have to take you on.
He doesn't want you to know that he has the ball.
Zing Li Fast: Because heroes don't brainwash Toads and I hate it when they lose their memories as they speak gibberish, and zombie and bite bits get everywhere.
"But from now on, all of you will have me to thank. No longer will you have place your misguided trust in a worthless parliament..."
Blitzin' Brad: Pfft, what a little nerd!
Merlon: Oof... Kreg! Catena!
Merlon: Boy, am I glad you folks showed up...
Catena: What's the rundown?
Merlon: I guess not even I could foresee this ever happening to a dainty town like this...
Koopeep: Also Koopeep. The one who your hokey predictions didn't really help.
Zing Li Fast: oh hey merlon hey
Why did you trust Zym with patches?!
Koopeep: You know that "flying" broomstick you helped me find? Well now it's a pogo stick. So thanks for nothing.
Spooker: Where did that guy go anyway?
Merlon: You... You have the Terra Patches? Are they sewn together now?
Merlon: Do... Do you have it?
Blitzin' Brad: Pogo is great for your glutes, bro! He did you a favor.
Zing Li Fast: pogo fetish
Merlon grabs Kreg's shoulder and pulls himself closer.
Wizzy: Kreg has GUTS, do YOU have it???
Merlon: His tower is in the east.
Don't.
Wait.
Blargghoolio: Pogo exercises, huh? That's a new one....cool idea, Koohoney.
Catena: "don't wait" wow, what a helpful advice
Catena: by which I mean it's extremely helpful
Bakudan: Don't take him for granted!
Merlon: Go. You must use the Terra Quilt's power to end his influence over Mario.
Catena: and we have not been following it.
Victor H.: catena's little picture makes everything he says better
Koopeep: And what about Lord Bowser?
Kreg: ...was planning on that anyway
Zing Li Fast: So he's really Mario, Ey??
Zing Li Fast: I thought he was an imposter.
Oh.
Catena: Yeah, I'm not taking him for granted.
Koopeep: Hold on, how many uses do we get on the brainwash washing quilt thing?
Blargghoolio: To the east, yeah?
Koopeep: Because if we only get one shot at it, i say we rescue lord bowser.
Kreg: Let's take out that tower... somehow
...'Feyesh': Catena surely gets into character. It is a difficult procedure.
Blargghoolio: Cool...I can surf the way there.
Koopeep: We can just... bump off mario.
Catena: That guy punched me somehow
Keiki (GM): Head to the east?
Wanda: We already knew everything he just told us.
Garrison Jr. begins marching to the tower
Wanda: We've done nothing but waste time by listening to the old man.
not right
Wanda follows closely behind Garrison, occasionally clapping off-rhythm to screw up his marching
Spooker: These things again... <.>
[MUSIC] Rider Skyscraper
Zing Li Fast: ...Rider Skyscrapper
Bakudan: ...How did he build it so fast?
Blargghoolio: Ugh...this design! Makes me want to rip!
Zing Li Fast: This is the parlalalalament.
Layze: that's the icon saying how many patch power thingies we have
Blargghoolio: So mush, man!
Layze: they are not actually on the map
Shrody: Looks like he just plopped it down on top of the old building to me.
...'Feyesh': awesome music
Blitzin' Brad: At night our school turns into tartarus?
Garrison Jr. searches around for hidden enemies
Catena: ok, I just want to say that I really didn't like the parliament
...'Feyesh': Where is it from?
Zap: I must have missed when someone said that
Brownie: Where the heck am I.
Layze: nobody said it because it was obvious
Koopeep: Wasn't there some quest idea about getting citizenship from this place?
Or something?
Wizzy: PS: There's new wishes, might wanna look
Koopeep: Did anyone follow through on that?
"... They were useless! But now you have me! And I'm not useless! I get things done!"
Zing Li Fast: Let's ...(S) this ...(S).
Victor H.: WHOA where's beepo
Ake: Cake did mention it a couple times.
It's not that obvious, don't worry!
Lots of players have made that mistake.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) you. I'm a citizen of the world.
Wanda: Why are we searching the area? Just bust the door down!
Wizzy: I missed all the pregame because I'm a dork :c
"Also. I just agreed on Riderville. What do you all agree? Are we all 100% here?"
Wanda: We have about three of the strongest men in the world here!
Catena: ...who is he even talking to?
Shrody fires his bazooka at the door.
Brownie died on the way to his home planet.
Blitzin' Brad: And their name is Brad!
...'Feyesh': ...Brownie died on the way to his home planet.
Kreg: Well that's crude, Shrody
Shrody blows down the glass door.
Shrody: Busted enough for ya?
Kreg: Through yeah, I'm all for that right now.
Blargghoolio: He's a dweeb, Catebunga.
Blitzin' Brad: Yeah, Shrody, alright bro! No kill like overkill!
Garrison Jr.: Anyone in there is alerted now... let's move
Blargghoolio: He's probably talking to his imaginary bro.
Zing Li Fast: ...Catebunga
Blitzin' Brad slaps Shrodys ass
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
Catena: Let's check that tower then.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at --.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Toadbrook Lady.
Shrody keeps away from Brad
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Toadbrook Gentleman.
Koopeep heroically pogos into the window
The group ascends multiple flights of stairs.
At long last, they reach the top of the skyscraper.
Zing Li Fast just flies to the rooftop
Brownie , apparently invisible, climbs up the stairs
Blargghoolio does a 360 degree spin into the window and flexes, getting star power from the audience.
Catena: What an empty tower.
Victor H.: "Anything that moves into the black hole is never heard from again."
PrinceShroob: Sheesh, we're just skipping ahead to the top?
Victor H.: more killing????? jeeze, cake
Steev: what's this music from?
it's rad
Koopeep: LOOOORD BOOOWSEERRRR
Victor H.: oh god the katars
Spooker: Oh hey, it's Esmond ^.^
Zing Li Fast: Hello, you ...(S)ers!
Blargghoolio: Whoa...King Koopaman again...
Remiel: Ooh, looks like we got company boss.
Blargghoolio: We knocked that dude out before, didn't we?
Kapin Rider: Good. I expected it.
Blargghoolio: Or was I so wiped out that my memories got messed up?
Shrody: That giant koopa looks like that little brat that gave the Shroobs a little trouble a few decades back.
Koopeep: Who are those other two asswipes?
Zing Li Fast: I have come to deliver a notice of annexation!
Koopeep: The Boo seems faintly familiar.
Victor H.: ....no blargg on map =/
Zing Li Fast: You see, the Zingian Empire to your northern, southern and eastern borders wishes to add Toadbrook to its vast domain!
Catena: ...what is he even talking about
Koopeep: We're here to put an end to your sick Kapopolis!
Brownie: The question remains.
Blitzin' Brad: Who is this edgy looking nerd?
Garrison Jr.: Remove the badges and surrender! Then we might not be too painful
Zing Li Fast: This operation will be swiftly executed by 12 Catenas today.
Please do not resist. Have a Nice. Ice. day!
Kapin Rider: Hey, this is Riderville. I can understand if you have some qualms.
Zing Li Fast: 12 Catenas are packing crabs.
Koopeep: Surrender, and we'll open fire!
Kapin Rider: ... Just kidding, it's not cool.
That makes me not want to surrender, y'know.
Spooker: Wait, that's not how it goes
Catena: Show me your coolness.
Brownie: Screw you, I know cool better than anyone.
Koopeep: I know what I said.
Brownie: And it is
YOU who are not cool.
Kapin Rider: You guys toy around with these chumps.
I gotta get something ready.
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Kapin Rider!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+0)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Kapin Rider jumps off the side of the building.
Catena: ...Question. Where is Mario?
Zing Li Fast: Guys, stay close.
Koopeep: He killed himself! Victory!
Blitzin' Brad: is it time
to blitz
Keiki (GM): Garrison narrowly misses the first strike! Roll for initiative!
Kreg: Mario's probably doing some important thing
Zing Li Fast: Before the battle begins, move next to me.
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: I have something ready.
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Blargghoolio takes initiative!
Blargghoolio: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep: He's realLI fast
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Victor H.: so many no speed people
Remiel: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bowser: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie: Remiel, how'd you even get here?
Zing Li Fast: Koopeep, Bowser is brainwashed.
And excellent roll, Your Brainwashedness!
Esmond: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blargghoolio: Oh right...can we do no transparency business again?
Zing Li Fast: ...Brainwashedness
Haha.
I still have his tea set.
Spooker: Amazing compliment
Kreg: He's being brainwashed... again
again
...'Feyesh': Can I begin?
Blitzin' Brad: Bruh, I'm ready to Blitz
Koopeep: Yes. Everyone wants to steal the might of Lord Bowser for their own.
Victor H.: looks like Cake is still working things out
Koopeep: So, ah, how do we do that Quilt thing to wipe away that brainwashing?
Wizzy: I am proud to be last
Zing Li Fast: There's still time to come close to me.
Koopeep: If Lord Bowser leads us in battle we cannot fail.
Spooker: We probably have to knock him out first!
Victor H.: should have gone first so you can buff us already
Acre: can we also not have the wind effect
Layze: (everyone who rolled a 1, wait until after Wanda's turn so I can use my OP buff)
...'Feyesh': What's wrong? Come a little closer.
Kreg: I'd rather not deal with such a thing right now!
Keiki (GM): I'll keep it as that for now.
Kreg: Let's subdue them first!
Keiki (GM): Zing Li Fast! He's first.
Victor H.: you know SV has your exact same skill and is going first
Blitzin' Brad: Subduing is what I'm best at bro
Koopeep: That's my King you're talking about.
...'Feyesh': I asked Cake if we could create a
Fast Zone.
Acre: But he's is limited to an area while Wanda's is everyone.
Koopeep: Subdue him with the respect he deserves!
Victor H.: but he is also SV and also does what is "dopey"
...'Feyesh': But he didn't let us.
...'Feyesh': A stacked effect.
I'm going to clarify.
...'Feyesh': The combination of Co-Co-Co-Cogs and Boolocity.
Keiki (GM): As I have to a lot of people.
Those do not stack.
...'Feyesh': The end to all fasters.
The miracle for all slow turtles.
Acre: you can't stack haste on haste come on
Layze: zing gives wanda two turns
wanda uses both turns casting boolocity
Layze: everyone now has eight turns
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT TEAM LET'S BLITZ
PrinceShroob: Cake has JUST said that they don't stack.
...'Feyesh': I'm gonna begin when you give the signal, Cake!
...Semi-Pro- Somebody hit somebody!!!
Sidestepper hits zing li fast
Zing Li Fast attempts to use Co-Co-Co-Cogs!
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast pulls out magical, time altering Co-Co-Co-Cogs!
Wario's voice is heard from nowhere, saying "Hurry up!" All allies in a
12.5 foot radius will now be able to move twice on their next action!
Victor H.: ...Hu-hu-hu-hurry up!!
Layze: yeah I'm not even gonna bother with mine
Zing Li Fast: Hu-Hu-hurry up!
Zap: Can I use lucky points to get it anyway? XD
Koopeep: Zing, this might be the first climactic battle in memory you've helped with
Zing Li Fast: I laffed at L0rd Fast II when he fell. :(
Wanda scoffs at Zing's mere 6 coolness
Victor H.: He wants to "impress" Wanda.
awe
...'Feyesh': wah no u u u u
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BROS LETS BLITZ
YEAH
: Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
Victor H.: go spook--what
Koopeep: Pathetic, really.
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating HP! !
Keiki (GM): Cody I swear to god
Layze: cake does wanda get the effect from that or not
Zing Li Fast: Is this the god of "pathetisad".
Keiki (GM): She has the little boot.
Victor H.: I'm just gonna assume Kapin Rider said that since he's a massive dweeb.
Spooker uses Smarts on Esmond!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep: We have two tattlers?
Spooker pulls out
a non-existant non-resource from Hammerspace and throws it at Esmond, dealing
0 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Zing Li Fast: I can tattle too. :(
Koopeep: Shin, you can make a new friend.
That's wrong.
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH SPOOKER GOOD HIT BRO
Blitzin' Brad slaps Spookers ass
PrinceShroob: dangit cake
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
PrinceShroob: you had one job
PrinceShroob: plus dozens
Keiki (GM): Now go for it.
Spooker pulls out
a Pepsi from Hammerspace and throws it at Esmond, dealing
7 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Acre: Spooker, Spooker, Rah rah rah!
Victor H.: Of course a Pepsi is stronger than a...non-resource.
...'Feyesh': ...non-resource
Layze: the guy who made 999/VLR
the first game he worked on
was fucking PEPSIMAN
PrinceShroob attempts to identify Bowser with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
PrinceShroob: rolling (10+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
oh
Shin: Hey, I see you going after Bowser.
Wanna trade logs real quick?
Shin: It'll but take a single of your turns! And mine.
e
: tard logs, ladies and gentlemen
PrinceShroob: Uh, wait, are we actually able to do that?
Koopeep: Go for the two we don't have tattled yet
Catena: They are like trading cards.
Catena: Mario Trading Logs Game.
Shin: I've got info and you've got info on at least one of these guys.
Shin: Let's trade some info and share it with the group.
Then we will be tattlemonsters.
: turns out trading logs is a euphemism and they both undress and just start going at it
Catena: Long story short, Esmond is a loser
Shrody: Oh, you have a database too? Sure.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Catena: Long story short, Bowser is kind of a loser too.
Zap: Aw, I lost the blank option
Brownie: Turns out Remiel isn't too far off from that either.
Koopeep: WATCH YOUR TONGUE, MUTT
Layze: because everyone was being a moron with it
Catena: no idea who's the edgy boo, props another loser
...'Feyesh': I lost it too.
Koopeep: He's definitely a loser
Keiki (GM): Everyone did. Anyway.
Zing Li Fast: He's a Boo who has ...Katars
Catena: He has....katars??
Shin and Shrody quickly trade logs.
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BROS LET'S BLITZ
Blargghoolio: I didn't even know those were legal here.
beeoi h.: "Anonymous roll20 was a mistake." ~ Hideo Kojima
Blargghoolio: Must be a cheater. The worst type of surfer.
PrinceShroob: Also, I can't see Esmond's HP/FP bars.
Zing Li Fast: The biggest question here is.
Does Esmond's hair smell pretty?
They both have another turn to use!
Zing Li Fast: This is important.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
He doesn't look very tidy.
Zap: Wow, Esmond doesn't have much HP
what did you expect
...'Feyesh': He injured himself playing with ...Katars
Zap: I thought he'd get a buff
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BROS LET'S BLITZ
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on Bowser!
PrinceShroob: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: SOMETIME TODAY
Shrody: My bazooka broke.
Koopeep: you can reduce bacon shrinkage by running it under cold water before cooking it.
Catena: That's dangerous.
...'Feyesh': By the way, another awesome map, Cake.
Koopeep: Oh dear Bowser, we are still here?
Zing Li Fast: Koopeep, you can save Bowser from the brainwashing if you make out with him suepar hard.
Go do it.
PrinceShroob: Bazooka macro still won't work.
Bowser: Garrgh.... I must obey...
Zing Li Fast: I won't laugh.
Shrody fires a Bazooka at Bowser, dealing
6 and dealing
4 damage to anybody immediately nearby.
Koopeep: ...d...do you think?
I trust the powers of lUhhv.
Keiki (GM): Seems hella unbroke to me!
Wizzy: probably permissions or something broke
PrinceShroob: Well it still won't work for me.
Layze: I hope all of the turns take this long, I love waiting
PrinceShroob: No attribute was found for |BattleRally
No attribute was found for |BattleRally
SyntaxError: Expected "(", ".", "[", "abs(", "ceil(", "d", "floor(", "round(", "t", "{", [ |\t], [+|\-], [+|\-|*|\/|%] or [0-9] but "B" found.
Shin attempts to identify Remiel.
Shin: rolling 12d6>4
= 8 Successes
PrinceShroob: Seriously, that's what pops up for me whenever I try the bazooka.
Acre: rally the forces with a bazooka
Shin: Whoa, it's Remiel! ... I remember this guy.
Brownie attempts to use Gulp!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie: rolling 9d6>4
= 3 Successes
That's a Remiel. HP is
10, FP is
22, Attack is
5, and Defense is
0.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) this guy first, then.
Shin: Added to the journal!
Steev: layze welcome to a group 1 sesh
Wanda: Oh! A tattler that doesn't take five tries! Can we sap Shrody for you?
Koopeep: did this guy just STAY at level one?
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Esmond into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Esmond out.
Koopeep: And you stay away from our Shin, harpy. He's ours!
Zing Li Fast: shin fetish
Brownie spits Esmond from out of his mouth at Bowser, dealing
3 damage to both if they are not allies.
Wanda: Your decrepit eyes couldn't even tell the difference, shrew!
Ake: I enjoy the editted profile, Cake!
Keiki (GM): Try it again.
Brownie spits Esmond from out of his mouth at Bowser, dealing
3 damage to both if they are not allies.
Zing Li Fast: Guys, get rid of Remiel first. It's one less ...(S)er to worry about.
Koopeep: I am TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD
PrinceShroob: ...Looks unchanged to me.
Koopeep: Why does everyone keep calling me old?
Wanda: In dog years, I assume?
Keiki (GM): That should be 9 though.
Cody C.: stop bitching about every single thing you try to do every turn
and let's just get it going
Koopeep: That would make me three.
Brownie: It might have something to do with this "BattleRally" thing.
Koopeep: Do you think before you talk?
Shrody: I dunno. What is your age, again?
Zing Li Fast: That doesn't make sense. Make sense.
Acre: cody laying the sick truths
Keiki (GM) spits Esmond from out of his mouth at Bowser, dealing
6 damage to both if they are not allies.
Koopeep: Or is that sphere under your hat just full of hot air.
Wanda: I'm a ghost, that is literally what I am made of!
Shrody: She does like fire spells.
Keiki (GM): Alright. Second move?
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) them, Brownie!
Brownie: Oh yeah I can move twice
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) them like they ...(S)ed hot air!
Wanda: Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you, your mouth is being muffled by your countless
wrinkles
Shrody: Also, why am I not able to see Remiel's HP bar? Do I need to trade logs with Shin again?
Koopeep: I thought you can't hear because you're still wearing earmuffs. How long have you had those on?
Brownie uses Smarts on Bowser!
Brownie: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Steev: Nah, I can't see the HP bar either
Brownie shrinks a regular egg!
Brownie tosses one of a tiny egg at Bowser, dealing
4 damage! Bowser is
shrunken .
Nothing was inside the egg!
Bakudan: I think everything will be dead by the time half of us get a chance to move.
Kreg: ...how the hell did he do that
Bakudan: Not that that's a bad thing, of course.
Koopeep: Huh. Lord Bowser looks a lot more like his picture now.
Wanda: A few hours. You know, those things you've experienced
MILLIONS of
Blargghoolio: They are really nothing compared to us.
Blargghoolio: Let's do a wipeout, guys.
Zing Li Fast: I'm gonna need some FP help. :(
Shrody: Wow. Now he looks like he did during that stupid invasion decades ago.
Brownie: I don't question it.
Zing Li Fast: I thought this was gonna be difficult, marn.
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena: He's hiding. That's what evdy boos do
Koopeep: Well. At least I'll be able to revive lord bowser after we liberate him from that mind control.
Wanda: He's a boo! He turned invisible, knuckleheads!
Zing Li Fast: And I so much wanted to see his ...Katars
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Esmond, dealing
10 damage!
Koopeep: Boos are cowardly by nature.
That's mean
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bowser!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Esmond: Oof, dear me... I didn't expect it playing out like this at all!
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
Koopeep: That's what you get for acting demicky, virginia
Alas.
Catena: Alas, poor Esmond.
...'Feyesh': He attacked Bowser.
Brownie: Turns out 12 v 3 is kind of foul play.
Bowser tries to guard against Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Bowser: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bob B.: Oh, it looks like I don't have a macro for Piercing Blow or Powder Bomb
Zing Li Fast: Why did I use my Co-Co-Co-Cogs.
Layze: blargg is here too
Blitzin' Brad: Is it time to Blitz?
Bob B. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bowser, dealing
8 damage!
Acre: 14, Sidestepper is also here.
Garrison Jr.: er, I did that, except through his defense
Koopeep: Overwhelming odds is the only way we can stand a chance against Lord Bower's might.
Zing Li Fast: koopeep's turn
Zing Li Fast: go make out with him suepar hard
Koopeep: We'd have 15 if we ever found... ah... what was her name?
OMAHA
Koopeep: Flower thing we went back in time for
Cody C.: i can only move 20 feet right?
Iris yeah.
Bowser: Grargh! Wimps! All will bow before the great Kapin Rider!
Cody C.: Can I move 20 per turn
for 2 turns
Koopeep uses Smarts on Bowser!
Koopeep: rolling 13d6>4
= 8 Successes
Bakudan: I miss Iris too, Koopeep!
Koopeep: Lord Bowser, this is for your own good
Wanda: Oh, overwhelming odds? Is that how he's also soundly defeated by a horny plumber?
PrinceShroob: You can spend one turn moving 40 feet if you need to, I think.
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Bowser, dealing
4 damage!
Koopeep: And once more, for the save!
Koopeep uses Smarts on Bowser!
Koopeep: rolling 13d6>4
= 6 Successes
Bakudan: Poor Bowser never got a turn.
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Bowser, dealing
4 damage!
Blitzin' Brad: TIME TO GO
YEAH
Blitzin' Brad starts jumping and clapping in a bizarre warm-up regimen! Bowser is taunted!
Blitzin' Brad: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Bakudan: You just beat up Bowser, Koopeep.
Spooker: Well that was easy <.>
Zing Li Fast: Kopeep, tell me more about how you feel while attacking Bowser.
Bakudan: Think hard on that.
Zing Li Fast: It sounds like a fascinating topic of discussion.
Koopeep: Part of standard Koopa Troop procedure.
Catena: You put the Koopa down.
Spooker: Does Bowser lose it often?
Cody C.: and didn't see you go
fucking china
Koopeep: If Lord Bowser gets hypnotized, which happens often, we're to beat him until he comes to his senses.
A platform hovers on the north side of the roof!
OH GOD
Koopeep: Many enemies want to take advantage of the great Bowser's strength.
Ultimate Rider: It's time for the punishment!
[MUSIC] Ultimate Rider, Fight!
Zing Li Fast: Anybody got FP-restoring items?
Ultimate Rider: ... What, you guys are down already?
Pfft. Amateurs.
Spooker: Just like in the animes
Zing Li Fast: ...Ultimate Rider
Koopeep: What's the matter, Wanda? Don't tell me you didn't give this guy money to build a robot too.
PrinceShroob tries to pick up a general power level reading on Ultimate Rider.
Brownie: Do we look like we're playing around? Give up, Rider.
Ultimate Rider jumps onto the platform.
IS that the most ridiculous mecha?
Zing Li Fast: oh gawd it's a giant transformer or something
Ultimate Rider: How about a real fight?
Shrody: Guys, this thing has a power level of 2450!
Ultimate Rider takes initiative!
Ultimate Rider: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
...'Feyesh': Is this guy the final baws?
Spooker: We should probably drag Bowser and Esmond out of the way quickly >.<
Brownie: Show me what you've got, coward.
Kreg: WHAT'S THAT IN RELATION AGAIN
Victor H.: do we roll for initaitve again or just roll with this
Bakudan: What's in the green ball in the sky?
Keiki (GM): Catena's turn!
Victor H.: I guess we do Catena.
Acre: ...[MUSIC]Ultimate Rider, Fight! (Playing) !
oh
...'Feyesh': ...Ultimate Rider, fight!
Garrison Jr.: We haven't seen Mario yet...
He's probably held in there
Koopeep: Whatever it is, it's got a red X in it. No worries there.
Bakudan: For what purpose?
Zing Li Fast: Yay, my Co-Co-Cogs were still worth it. :D :) XD
Catena utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Catena: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Ultimate Rider tries to dodge Catena's attack!
Ultimate Rider: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Whoa, a bit too slow there.
ha
horf
Zing Li Fast: what the ...(S)
Catena: well then. I got mad taunted.
Zing Li Fast: Do it again, Catena!
Layze: Didn't he use one turn just getting there
Bakudan: Maybe we should use our elevation patch!
Acre: I moved like 50 feet
Keiki (GM): You get one more attack.
Zing Li Fast: You can do it again. Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Sidestepper makes a motivational cheer
Catena utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Catena: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Now we gotcha!
Kreg: That wouldn't be a bad plan.
Bakudan: The Summit Patch gives us a better chance of hitting!
Ultimate Rider tries to dodge Catena's attack!
Ultimate Rider: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Ultimate Rider, dealing
20 damage.
The Donkey Kong Country theme song played on a terrible MIDI keyboard sounds off.
Ultimate Rider: Oof, got a bite on me, didn't you?
Bakudan: Wow, great job Catena!
Catena: "you got a bite on me"
who even says this
why are you such a nerd
Koopeep: Did you get your dog from Michael Vic?
Zing Li Fast: The "questions" remain.
Koopeep: And is that still a timely reference?
Victor H.: How far can I move, feet-wise?
Wizzy: ps layze, hold off on boolocity
Victor H.: Can I do an action while moving?
Acre: now I can go to the bathroom because this isn't ending any time soon
Layze: Wizzy I don't think you fully appreciate just how hard FP is not an object for Wanda
Zing Li Fast: Bro, you should have moved closer.
Blargghoolio: Alright, let's...heat up.
if you say so
Blargghoolio tries to be cool.
Blargghoolio: rolling (6+1)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): I saw you give yourself a +1!
Blargghoolio makes Catena...Too Hot!>_>
Victor H.: That's not the Surfboard?
Zing Li Fast: ...Too Hot!>_>
Keiki (GM): It's in your Coolness score already.
Layze: the board is included in the 6
Victor H. tries to be cool.
Victor H.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Outcome was still the same! Anyways, Too Hot on Catena.
...'Feyesh': ...Victor H. tries to be cool.
Layze: what the outcome is not the same
PrinceShroob: he tries so hard. bless his heart.
Victor H.: But I got a -1!
And 4-1 is indeed 3.
Blitzin' Brad: TIME TO BLITZ?
Zing Li Fast: Go get them, Brad.
I'M READY
Blitzin' Brad starts jumping and clapping in a bizarre warm-up regimen! Ultimate Rider is taunted!
Blitzin' Brad: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Keiki (GM): All of you are on fire for a few turns. It's burning passion.
Blargghoolio: And if I get another turn...Too Hot>_> on Blitzin' Brad too.
Zing Li Fast: Blitz themx2
Acre: am I too...hot. what is going on
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (15+0)d6>4
= 11 Successes
Koopeep: I don't think I'm ever gonna need to heal anyone this fight.
Koopeep: Might as well turn someone into a chicken.
...'Feyesh': You weren't in the radius for Co-Co-Co-Cogs. =/
Blitzin' Brad grapples with Ultimate Rider, sending Ultimate Rider to the ground, dealing
11 damage! Ultimate Rider is now pinned, and must make a Recover check to escape!
Bakudan: ...Did you just suplex a giant robot?
Catena: he just...he just grapple the giant robot
Bakudan: ...Group 2, man.
Blitzin' Brad: I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE
Koopeep: Holy mackerel. Your team got all the muscle.
Bakudan's been our tank this whole campaign.
Zing Li Fast: He suplexed a goddamn transformer.
Brownie: We're comin at ya, Rider!
Koopeep: And she's more like a flower pot than a tank.
Wanda: Watch and learn, grandma! This is REAL magic!
Brownie: You shouldn't have messed with this crew.
Blitzin' Brad: I knew I'd have my fucking suplexing the train moment
Wanda attempts to use Crystal!!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 18d6>4
= 9 Successes
Koopeep: Didn't you learn all your magic from Magikoopas? Says so in your bio.
Ultimate Rider: I'll get you! I'll get you soon!
Kreg: Hey, to be fair, you guys handled the three others
Koopeep: Bio also says you're not good at magic at all.
Keiki (GM): Hopefully everyone's macros aren't broken now with that one change
Layze: ...the attack macro doesn't seem to be working
Acre: the real final boss are the macros
Wizzy: cake you attempted to add a global variable in case I used my rally didn't you
Layze: After I enter number of successes it just doesn't do anything
I'm stuck at "choose target" but can't choose le target
PrinceShroob: dangit cake
Gotta make the table available for you.
...'Feyesh': omg cake these macros don't work omg
Layze forms a crystal underneath Ultimate Rider, dealing
12 damage! Ultimate Rider is
not frozen .
Keiki (GM): That's what that blank sheet does.
whatever
Wizzy: ah, that'd help yeah
Zing Li Fast: Do it again!
beeoi h.: [](/i.imgur.com/RiHivr9.png)
That did not work.
Victor H.: ...giant wizzy avatar
Wanda: Now then, I suppose I should show up this ridiculous bullet as well...
beeoi h.: Apparently it worked now.
Wanda sighs and steels herself as she prepares to read the spell's incantation
Wanda: Looks like we're at a LOSS! We could sure use a BOOst! Time for BOOLOCITY!
Wanda snaps her non-existant fingers. The entire party is now hastened, meaning they will take double actions and act as if dodgy until Wanda's next turn.
Wizzy: oh that's true it makes us dodgy
Wizzy: THAT doesn't stack
Every single party member is now hasted and dodgy until Wanda's next turn!
Zing Li Fast: Oh hey, I feel faster now!
beeoi h.: We're gonna need a math professor to work this out
PrinceShroob: gotta go fast
Layze: Zing Li Fast just got hastened has he ascended to Super Zing Li Fast now
Keiki (GM): I'm just going to keep the boot thing on Wanda.
Zap: Spooker is now totally double dodgy
PrinceShroob: I don't thing Dodgy stacks like that.
Acre: what is dodging gonna do for us considering we have no defense and that guy probably has mad attack
PrinceShroob: ...unless cake says it does, i guess
Layze: also that shit costs me ELEVEN FP
I DON'
Wizzy: it's a flat chance for the attack to not hit
Cody C.: well i did taunt him
Layze: T EVEN GIVE A SHIT
beeoi h.: For his sake I hope this boss can attack multiple times.
...'Feyesh': My FP bar sucks. =/
Bakudan: Did Wanda move twice?
Layze: he has the boot buff
beeoi h.: Or his attack is like, Ultima or something.
Keiki (GM): I'm just straight up giving you guys a dodgy button.
Layze: she attacked and then bollocity'd
Layze: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
...'Feyesh': rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Keiki (GM): Whenever you are attacked, hit that, and... preferably not now
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Hit it as well as your guard
...'Feyesh': That makes sense. Makes sense.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Bakudan's turn!
Bakudan: Who's down for wishing?
Koopeep: I enjoy that the entirety of our party is just chilling in the back of the stadium away from mecha masamune date over there.
Zing Li Fast: Let's do it.
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Bakudan: I think we should use the Summit Patch!
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
STOP
Wizzy: it's action command, guys
PrinceShroob: We're supposed to use the Action Command macro, not the Wish macro.
Layze: why are we doing this
Acre: they did wish in their session
Kreg: look at the elevate wish
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Wish!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): Use wish now.
It's cooler.
Bakudan: Some of us have lower attacking dice.
Garrison Jr. wishes for a miracle.
Garrison Jr.: rolling 8d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan wishes for a miracle.
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
...'Feyesh': That's how we do iy. Yes, iy.
Keiki (GM): And probably more fair to people that don't have the whole coolness thing down.
k
Garrison Jr. secretly doesn't think we need a wish
Shrody wishes for a miracle.
Shrody: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Kreg wishes for a miracle.
Kreg: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Acre wishes for a miracle.
Acre: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Keiki (GM): So a wish from everyone.
...'Feyesh': ...Acre wishes for a miracle
Victor H. wishes for a miracle.
Victor H.: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wanda wishes for a miracle.
Wanda: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Spooker wishes for a miracle.
Spooker: rolling 9d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Brad wishes for a miracle.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre: I wish for many miracles
Layze: I no longer carry the wish rolls ;_;
Zap: I rolled 9 and got 1, this game
PrinceShroob: and spooker contributes absolutely squat.
:(
Acre: I roll 5 out of 10. I am incredibly average.
...'Feyesh': The Miracrele never happen.
Wizzy: to be fair layze that's probably more how a group wish is supposed to work so
Layze: ...still more successes than anyone else tho
I basically rule
PrinceShroob: I roll 5 out of 9. I am sligtly above average.
Zap: If we need more points for a success I can use my power
Bakudan: I'd save it for something else!
Koopeep: Brownie got 8 successes
PrinceShroob: I think I count 54 successes.
The wishes of the party are made real by the power of the Summit Patch!
An aura of determination fills the party! Until after Bakudan's next attack, all allies may make
5 additional attack roll(s) in an attack! If damage does not exceed the opponents defense, at least 1 damage is dealt.
beeoi h.: I think we broke the game
Zing Li Fast: This guy is so ...(S)ed.
beeoi h.: Hope you have 9999 HP, Rider.
Koopeep: Just give up, nerd
Zing Li Fast: AND Bakudan has one more turn.
Koopeep: I almost feel bad for this chode toad.
PrinceShroob: Does that include tattles?
Ultimate Rider: Haha... I won't be giving up. I'm the hero!
Blitzin' Brad prepares Omniblitz
Ultimate Rider: I'll never lose!
Layze: bakudan make another wish
...'Feyesh': ...ends turn.
Zap: 30 minutes til I should head to bed
Layze: I see what you did there
Kreg: Heroes have friends beside them!
Not slaves!
Layze: bakudan has outsmarted the GM
PrinceShroob: Do I get additional rolls on my Tattle?
Keiki (GM): Attack rolls.
That's... tattling!
Kreg attempts to use RALLY CRY!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena: we don't need so much cheese
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating every single teammate. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
Zing Li Fast: I feel... rallied.
Koopeep: I have been roused
Layze: wait, I have an idea
Kreg: I didn't get to specify an area yeah
Layze: shrody and shin need to team up for a BRO TATTLE
...'Feyesh': I got a lot of extra attack stuff, but this guy has so much dodge.
Blitzin' Brad: BRAD FEEL STRONG
BRAD SMASH
Layze: which of course will necessarily require one of them standing on the other's head
Get over here some time soon
Blitzin' Brad is totally roiding out
Kreg: OH BECAUSE IT'S GLOBAL OK
Zing Li Fast: But get them son.
You are now the fastest thing in existence
Wizzy: will now politely wait until cake finishes all the housekeeping
Catena: I don't know what you said, but this guy needs a bro attack to the face.
Keiki (GM): Anything else from Kreg?
...'Feyesh': So, if I attack him, I can do it 5 times? With two turns, that's... 10 attacks.
Layze: if you try to appreoach him you will accidentally circumnavigate the globe a few times before actually coming to rest in front of him
Wizzy: Bros attack with Catena
Bob B.: I think it means you get 5 chances to hit, rather than 5 attaks
Wizzy: you'll only get one attack next turn
Keiki (GM): You'll use up a future turn.
Wizzy: if I understand correctly
Kreg attempts to use CHOMP HURL BROS!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
...'Feyesh': Well, I got two turns, so I'm gonna test this thing out. If it flops, I'll try something else on my next turn.
Acre: ..what do I do, again?
...'Feyesh': ...what does Acre do, again?
Keiki (GM): And then let Kreg do the magic.
Catena attempts to use hurl!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Keiki (GM): Or me if there's some weird permission crap going on.
Wizzy: Can you do me a favor and make sure the macro's right
I did something to it last time I made it work I just wanna make sure the numbers on Catena check out
Kreg whirls around Catena by the chain, dealing
8 damage to anyone nearby, before finally hurling Catena at Ultimate Rider, dealing
18 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Okay, let's ...(S)ing do this.
Wizzy: and lemme subtract fp
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Layze: oh god that did something to my eyes
I forgot that was an aura
...'Feyesh': deep fast aura. deep.
Blitzin' Brad: wait do i take 8 damage from that
Zap: Cake, how does my Fan Smack attack work so I don't take forever with it?
Acre: bros don't hurt other bros
Keiki (GM): No to Cody, and you need an action command and then you do the attack.
He dodges? What do I do with the extra attack bonus or something?
Kreg: I WATCH OUT FOR MY BUDDIES
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH GOOD HIT BROS
Keiki (GM): You get more attack rolls son.
Blitzin' Brad: TEAMWORK YEAH
USA
USA
Keiki (GM): Like... five more.
Bakudan: By the way Spooker!
4 rolls?
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+2)d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan: I totally recommend topping off your luck with your attack rolls!
Catena: The second hand embarrassment is so awful right now
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker: Okay! Sounds good :33
...'Feyesh': And I still got one more turn!
Keiki (GM): Basically if you get over 9 in those 5 rolls, you hit.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Ultimate Rider, dealing
4 damage!
A mysterious voice sounds off, saying "In, at, or to this place or position."
Keiki (GM): And then rolling the other 20 times is kinda redundant.
Cody C.: Big nigga's still suplexed too
...'Feyesh': That's one turn!
.
Cody C.: does that make him easier to hit?
Layze: for everyone keeping score
Zing Li Fast: ...4 damage
Zap: It's not for Spooker! :33!
PrinceShroob: Looks like it.
Ultimate Rider: Pleasantries are oever.
Layze: catena did 20 damage
Ultimate Rider utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Brad!
Layze: kreg did 26 damage
Ultimate Rider: rolling 20d6>4
= 7 Successes
Ultimate Rider walks up to Blitzin' Brad and gives a nonchalant kick, dealing
18 damage!
...'Feyesh': I still got one turn.
Layze: cody put him in a headlock
Cody C.: Zing gets another turn
...'Feyesh': I got Boolocitied.
Keiki (GM): Oh. Do your thing son
Zing Li Fast sees the mech's attack on Blitzin' Brad
Zing Li Fast: Welp, this guy looks a bit sturdy.
Keiki (GM): Oh. And Cody gets the dodgy thing anyway.
Zap: How do I check to see how many points I have saved up again?
Cody C.: can i defend that too or is it guaranteed he's going to hit
okay
I don't think I can do this.
Cody C.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's on your sheet!
That first attack missed!
Ultimate Rider utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Brad!
Ultimate Rider: rolling 20d6>4
= 9 Successes
Cody C.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast retreats back here, and uses a Blue Berry on Wanda
Blitzin' Brad: SORRY BIG ROBRO
I MAY HAVE YOU IN A GERMAN SUPLEX
PrinceShroob: I like Blueberries!
Blitzin' Brad: BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME
Wanda has apparently just had a berry smash over her head???
Zing Li Fast: They heal 2 FP.
Keiki (GM): Let's say you used it before you moved.
Come on, refund.
Wizzy: roll to escape grab or how does that work again
Keiki (GM): rolling d3
= 3
3 coins son.
I'm gonna be rich soon.
Keiki (GM): So yeah. You have like... 17 luck I think.
Zap: Also I'm still not sure where to check <..;
<.>;*
PrinceShroob: Actually, since Spooker now has multiple attack rolls, does he get to keep rolling to see how much luck he gets?
Bakudan: Sounds like it caps soon!
PrinceShroob: I'm aware of that.
Keiki (GM): Uh... He doesn't roll to get luck in the first place!
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Spooker uses Smarts on Ultimate Rider!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
I get four more right?
Ultimate Rider tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Ultimate Rider: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
PrinceShroob: I mean doesn't he get to do his multiple attack rolls and get luck from that, I guess is the question.
Koopeep: Come on come on come on, give me a turn to revive Lord Bowser and just the two of us would have finished him off by now
Spooker uses Smarts on Ultimate Rider!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): ... Actually, yeah.
Garrison Jr.: He still has the badge on, Koopeep!
Spooker uses Smarts on Ultimate Rider!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre: eagerly awaiting that 0 damage
...'Feyesh': tiko is the final boss????
Keiki (GM): You got like... 3 more jesus christ
Spooker uses Smarts on Ultimate Rider!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker uses Smarts on Ultimate Rider!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zap: So 9 over how many I needed
Spooker pulls out
a Cucco from Hammerspace and throws it at Ultimate Rider, dealing
5 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Tiko: (i SHOULD be the final boss)
Acre: wait, I thought his guy had nine defense
...wow
Zap: And now my second turn
Wizzy: or just that lucky
Acre: at this point I don't even know anything anymore
...'Feyesh': The_Acre doesn't know.
Koopeep: What happens when he just falls over
Spooker attempts to use Fan Smack!
Spooker knows about timed hits!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre: Sad days for gamers worldwide
Zap: Can I use FP to increase that?
Keiki (GM): Would you like to use luck?
Keiki (GM): Gimme a number.
Zap: Does making it make it do more damage or is it just a minimum?
maxing it*
Keiki (GM): It makes it do damage.
Koopeep: Everyone's going in for the Kapin Rider group hug
So +4
Zap: Since I assume I can't go over
Wanda: that's...three, zap
Zap: I thought it said six
Keiki (GM): Input 6 on AC then.
Layze: five minus two is three
Zap: The chat scrolls fast
Keiki (GM): You can put in as much luck as you want son
Zap: I still don't know how much I have though
Layze: how many rolls do you even have saved?
17 + 9
Blitzin' Brad: he has his own unique mechanic
Zap: I'll plug in 20 then
...'Feyesh': awesome music
Blitzin' Brad: and someone from the other group remembers it better
Layze: no I know about the mechanic
I asked how many rolls he had saved, ie the mechanic
Spooker smacks Ultimate Rider
6 times, dealing
18 damage with each disrespectful smack. (
108 damage total)
Acre: layze is just sad wanda is geting over--WHAT
Blitzin' Brad: RULES OF NATURE
beeoi h.: ...
RULES OF NATURE
Victor H.: why is a fan so fucking strong
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)ing incrediblol.
Blitzin' Brad: AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
Koopeep: WHATWHATWHATWHAT
Garrison Jr. drops his jaw
WH AT
Zing Li Fast: This is... the best of the best of the large history of the wordly world.
beeoi h.: Next time on: When Power Creeps Go To Far
Acre: Good job, Spooker! I knew you had it all the time,
Steev: So Spooker was the real MVP all along
Zap: I did not expect that
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH SPOOKER
Zing Li Fast still wonders if this is the final boss
BRO
HOLY SHIT
Keiki (GM): I'm just letting it go wild before I tone everything the fuck down for next time in the far future.
Kreg: WHAT IS THAT FAN MADE OF
Victor H.: So wait. A character that has largely been in the background and making silly comments all the time ends up dealing the most damage to the final boss?
Victor H.: I didn't know you modeled yourself after Gamzee, Zap.
Layze: how much fp does spooker even have
Blitzin' Brad: Okay spooker take your second turn
Koopeep: Hey, green ghost, how do you feel about joining the koopa troop?
Keiki (GM): Yep. Already got it for him.
Layze: oh it's 2 fp for ANY AMOUNT of stuff
lol
Spooker: Lady Bow says not to trust Bowser anymore <.>
Keiki (GM): ... Oh, Shrody's gone.
Wizzy: he'd tattle the robot
Bakudan: I bet he wants to tattle!
Wizzy: we all know he would
Acre: The megasession was too much for him to bear.
Zap: To be fair, I had to accumulate all those points
Shin attempts to identify Ultimate Rider.
Shin: rolling 12d6>4
= 6 Successes
Koopeep: Who are you going to listen to? A Lady? Or a LORD? Or your old pal Koopeep?
Layze: have shrody and shin do a BRO TATTLE
Victor H.: He will complain about not having his Shroob Invasion because of SOME CHAIN CHOMP...
Shin: Argh. Not good enough.
...'Feyesh': We did so much to help him with speed boosts.
Shin attempts to identify Ultimate Rider.
Shin: rolling 12d6>4
= 5 Successes
There we go!
Spooker: My sister always knows what's best for me (even though I ignore her sometimes)
Acre: The bro tattle never happen.
...'Feyesh': Use more rolls!
Brownie: Go Go Shin Rider!
Zing Li Fast: awesome music
Shin: That's... Wow, Ultimate Rider. HP is 300, FP is 20, Attack is a whopping 20 as well, and 4 Defense.
Brownie: I think we did more than half that already.
Shin: I'm really glad we're all here together, otherwise we wouldn't be able to take out such a thing.
Wizzy: well shrody said his power level was 2400
Zap: Thankfully I was able to do something amazing before I had to go to bed
Shin: Added to the journal!
Brownie: Mind if I squeeze in, guys?
Keiki (GM): Brony's turn.
...'Feyesh': where is his whbar
Brownie: How exactly does "Lucky or Nothing" work?
YOU DID BUT OH MY GOD
Keiki (GM): I did what, call him Brony ironically?
Koopeep: I didn't think it was physically possible but this robot guy sucks and blows.
Koopeep: All at the same time
Keiki (GM): You have to land the hit, and theeen succeed on something with your damage.
Keiki (GM): But if you hit, you do quadruple damage.
Brownie: Uh, that is vague and unexplained, but alright.
Spooker: Makes sense to me :3
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Brownie: rolling (5+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): Like a billion more attack rolls.
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Brownie: rolling (5+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Brownie: rolling (5+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
That should be enough.
Brownie: I hope you guys are prepared for some serious dissapointment after that 103 damage hit.
Brownie goes at it, all or nothing!
Brownie is counting on luck to pull through!
Brownie: rolling d6>4
= 0 Successes
Brownie slices Ultimate Rider with a Fire Bar, dealing
24 damage.
Zing Li Fast: where is his damage barrrr
Koopeep: does anyone else not see Ultimate Rider's HP bar/
The attack misses! Brownie can't move next turn!
You said 50/50.
I lost the roll regardless.
beeoi h.: But shouldn't it be >3?
Oh I'm stupid.
Acre: I get the feeeeeeling
Ake: No, roll20 is weird.
beeoi h.: Yeah, carry on.
Zing Li Fast: Brownie, I told you. Living life on the edge is not worth it.
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre: you guys should check his profile
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+2)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Play it safe. Relax. Enjoy>_>
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Remiel appears behind Koopeep!
Brownie: I gotta do it man.
I gotta get the mad deep.
Acre: that's what wizzy's been so enamored about.
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Ultimate Rider, dealing
8 damage!
Keiki (GM): Garrison got a hit by the way.
Garrison Jr. attempts to use BunkerDown!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. bunkers down, becoming an unmoving shield bent on protecting all allies within
7.5 feet of himself! He can stay this way for
4 turns!
Koopeep: fuckin spook ass ghost ass ghost motherfucker
Remiel appears from the shadows, taking Koopeep by surprise!
Remiel strikes Koopeep with twin katars, dealing
11 damage!
Remiel: Pssssssshh... Nothin' personnel... kid...
Koopeep: do i get to dodge
Koopeep tries to dodge Remiel's attack!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
ye
Zing Li Fast: Twin ...Katars
Garrison Jr.: Try to get through me now!
Layze: bree he's tanuted by brad
he has to get through him to even get to you
Zing Li Fast: Let's ...(S) this loser, Garrison.
Bob B.: Quiet, I wanted to use it for once
Remiel hits Remiel regardless!
Zing Li Fast: ...Remiel hits Remiel regardless!
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 18d6>4
= 7 Successes
Wanda tosses a fireball at Remiel, dealing
10 damage! Remiel is
burned .
Acre: It was nothing personnel.
Koopeep: so are we not following turn order
Wanda: Wait, who was that?
Wanda: I was aiming for the hag...
Zing Li Fast: Stick your ...Katars up your ...Katars.
BRAD HAVE IDEA
Layze: this IS turn order, anyone with the same roll can go in any order
Blitzin' Brad: ME THROW ROBOT OFF BUILDING
Koopeep: First I've heard of it.
I can make that work
Spooker: Does it have rocket boots?
Catena: The thing can fly.
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Koopeep, healing for
8 HP!
ME SUPLEX IT
OFF BUILDING
Koopeep: DON'T DO IT BRAD
Wanda: If it can fly why did it have to talk a floating platform here?
Koopeep: THE WORLD NEEDS YOU
Kreg: Why not... all of us
Zing Li Fast: I knew Remiel was creeping on Koopeep, since the very first "sesh".
Catena: I cannot suplex a robot.
Zing Li Fast: bad taste???
You can do it.
Blitzin' Brad: WE ARE STRONG BROS
Catena: No, you don't get it.
Keiki (GM): Uh... Koopeep's second move!
Layze: super ultra special mega bros. attack: all 13 "heroes" team up to suplex the robot off the building
Catena: I can't suplex a robot.
Spooker: Didn't he suplex the planet?
Believe.
BELIEVE.
Kreg: If anyone here can do it, it's us.
Blitzin' Brad: DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Keiki (GM): Catena gets one move for the earlier Bros. attack.
Blitzin' Brad: BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
Koopeep: oh yeah I get two moves still
Catena: I'm just gonna... attack, okay.
Keiki (GM): Yeah, but you take so long!
Koopeep: I only ever got to do the two moves once
Kreg: Throw him off guard!
Koopeep: Well fucking everyoen does
Keiki (GM): There's like 10 people waiting aorund!
Koopeep waves her Magikoopa Rod around, and casts a spell on Catena. Catena is now transparent for 2 turns!
...
okay
Blitzin' Brad: DON'T WORRY BROS
I STILL HAVE HIM TAUNTED
I DON'T NEED MITIGATION
Catena utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Catena: rolling (14+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Koopeep: I mean I don't have the boot over my head so I didn't even think I had the extra turn
Keiki (GM): Another. And another.
Acre: do I still have that weird 5+ rolls
Acre utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Acre: rolling (14+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Keiki (GM): Yes. Until Bakudan's next move.
And.
That's good.
Catena utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Catena: rolling (14+2)d6>4
= 11 Successes
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Ultimate Rider, dealing
22 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off.
Koopeep: More people need to get hurt. I wanna try out my new spell.
Blitzin' Brad: IS IT BRAD TIME
Keiki (GM): It's Brad time.
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (15+2)d6>4
= 9 Successes
Layze: Yeah I don't think she gets a second move
Blitzin' Brad: IS IT GOOD COACH
Zing Li Fast: psssh... nothin remiel, kid...
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (15+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Keiki (GM): Just for the statistical unlikelihood you'd get all zeroes.
It hits!
Blitzin' Brad prepares for a grandstanding, powerful tackle!
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Ultimate Rider, dealing
15 damage! Ultimate Rider is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
1 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Blitzin' Brad: 2ND TURN INC
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (15+2)d6>4
= 13 Successes
Layze: how did you tackle him while already holding him in a headlock
AND NOW
Keiki (GM): Are you attacking or suplexing the robot?
Blitzin' Brad: I RE APPLY THE PAIN
FIRST TURN TACKLE
2ND TURN SUPLES
X
Blitzin' Brad grapples with Ultimate Rider, sending Ultimate Rider to the ground, dealing
13 damage! Ultimate Rider is now pinned, and must make a Recover check to escape!
Spooker: Suples-X sounds like an amazing name for something you'd buy on an infomercial
Zing Li Fast: Go Blargghoolio!
Acre: I can't wait to see that 150d6>4 roll
Wizzy: let's go hotstuff ;)
beeoi h.: You know at this point I'm not even sure how you would ever make this boss remotely challenging.
Blargghoolio: ...I feel kinda outmatched here.
beeoi h.: 76 different forms maybe.
Wizzy: Brad, Catena, and Spooker are just terrifying
Zap: If he had me cap my attack at 5 it probably wouldn't be so rediculous
Cody C.: why the extra fp removal
power attack is 2
suplex is 4
Victor H.: So do I roll...Bite 5 times or what?
Keiki (GM): Did you get it already?
Steev: Catena is currently invincible for two turns as well after Koopeep's spell
Wizzy: This is just an awesome finish
Victor H. lunges out and bites Ultimate Rider, dealing
6 damage!
Zap: I'm gonna try to stay up and hope it doesn't take much longer
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blargghoolio: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...Victor H. lunges out and bites Ultimate Rider, dealing 6 damage!
Steev: So has this boss fought back yet?
Acre: there's an epilogue, zap
Keiki (GM): That's what you do like four more times.
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blargghoolio: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wizzy: it's gotten one turn
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Blargghoolio: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Wizzy: and missed twice because dodgy
Acre: This guy has tried to kick brad, but missed both times
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Ultimate Rider, dealing
6 damage!
Blargghoolio: I did my part.
Keiki (GM): Now you bite the d00d.
Zap: Exactly, which I don't wanna miss
Blargghoolio: I can say I beat the final boss.
Blargghoolio: This is going to be a story for the ages, man...
Bakudan: I think we should make a wish again.
Bakudan: How about the Fissure patch?
Zing Li Fast: Let's do it.
Blitzin' Brad: THEY SHALL SING OUR SONGS IN THE HALLS OF BROHALLA
that would kinda mess up garrison
Bakudan: Let's split this building in half!
Kreg: ...Bakudan we're on a tall building
Spooker: Make a wish you say? :33?
Blitzin' Brad: i would like the rock patch to take a hit for me
Kreg: that's really unsage
Blitzin' Brad: since i'm tanking him
Zing Li Fast: I can fly. :}
Blitzin' Brad: and not getting the unhittable buffs
Bakudan: We have a white mage, Brad!
Layze: actually brad I think garrison is currently tanking for you, who is tanking for everyone else
Keiki (GM): The Fissure only hits one enemy.
Bakudan: She's fantastic.
She can even rez you!
Blitzin' Brad: DON'T TANK FOR THE PARTY
TANK FOR ME, WHO TANKS FOR THE PARTY
Spooker: You know who's really FANtastics? :33?
Blitzin' Brad: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE
Ultimate Rider: There's no way I can be taken down like this.
Bakudan wishes for a miracle.
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Garrison Jr. wishes for a miracle.
Garrison Jr.: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Kreg wishes for a miracle.
Kreg: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena wishes for a miracle.
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker wishes for a miracle.
Spooker: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blargghoolio wishes for a miracle.
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Blitzin' Brad wishes for a miracle.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: I'M NOT REALLY SURE I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
Zap: 6, that's more like it
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wanda wishes for a miracle.
Wanda: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wizzy: I will be really sad if I missed my chance to do a thing
but oh well
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Catena: you can still do it!!
Keiki (GM): I'm probably missing someone.
Keiki (GM): Yeah. Oh well.
The wishes of the party are made real by the power of the Canyon Patch!
Small tremors rattle the ground as cracks in the earth form. A fissure envelopes Ultimate Rider, dealing
24 damage.
Zing Li Fast: We almost done with this ...(S)er.
Blitzin' Brad: THIS IS WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
Koopeep: Not as good as Spooker's solo hit, but still pretty good.
Blitzin' Brad: MY MUSCLES
Bakudan: Yay! I'm almost as strong as big bros Catena and Brad!
Blitzin' Brad: ARE STRONGER THAN MIRACLES
Wizzy: I will be remiss if I don't this even though it has a low chance of working
LET'S DO THIS
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) him!
It's time
Blitzin' Brad gives Ultimate Rider a little pat on the ass from the suplex position
Blitzin' Brad: DOING ALRIGHT BRO?
Keiki (GM): I'm holding onto my but.
Butt, even.
Kreg attempts to use GALACTIC KOOPA BUSTER!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast: And finally, he's here for you, it's the last initiative roller.
Layze: sure is a three-turn attack
Wizzy: and I have a damn good feeling you'll want a power check, right
Blitzin' Brad: WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
AS I'M HOLDING HIM
alright then
Zing Li Fast: ...GALACTIC KOOPA BUSTER!
Wizzy: brad you can let go if you want
Kreg tosses Ultimate Rider into the air!
Koopeep: Brad you can let go
Layze: and that was the whole turn
Koopeep: if you're a QUITTER
Blitzin' Brad: WHOAOAAAOAOAO WHBRO WHY I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and do your other two things since everyone else would be twiddling their thumbs.
Koopeep: hey I've got a ranged attack
Kreg rushes at Ultimate Rider in mid-air!
Kreg attacks Ultimate Rider with a fierce, airborne shellshot, dealing
13 damage!
Kreg latches onto Ultimate Rider as they are hurtling back toward Earth!
Kreg spins Ultimate Rider into a pile drive, crashing Ultimate Rider into the ground for
23 damage!
Koopeep: What is this anime shit
Blitzin' Brad: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE
Zing Li Fast: These guys are crazy!
Blitzin' Brad: TENGEN TOPPA KOOPA LAGANN
Layze: lmao look at group 1 over here
Layze: doing all of this 4 damage
...'Feyesh': So is my attack roll bonus thing over?
Wizzy: I technically took three turns so yes
Ultimate Rider is defeated!
Wizzy: I am so glad I got to do that
Zing Li Fast: I was gonna KS. >:(
Layze: that's not an escape pod
that's a head
IT'S NOT OVER YET
Ultimate Face: There's no way you can take me down. And so... fast.
Zing Li Fast: GG "crappin'" person GG
Ultimate Face: There's no way I can lose. I have the power of Danger on my side. Plus. Other reasons.
Like being the hero.
Zing Li Fast: ...Ultimate fase
Ultimate Face: Heros don't get kicked in like hcumps.
Zing Li Fast: ...power of Danger
Steev: Heroes rarely take over towns either.
Zing Li Fast: are you on DURGS man
Kreg: HEROES DON'T USE SLAVES
Garrison Jr.: Then it seems you're not a hero
Ultimate Face: Shield, off.
Catena: heroes are just people that go do good stuff I guess but don't quote me on that
Spooker: Friendship yay! ^.^!
Danger Mario: Mama-mia...
Koopeep grabs teeny tiny bowser and carries him off for safety
Zing Li Fast: What the ...(S)
Brownie: Ah, ...(S). I can't believe you've done this.
Catena: He has the power of...danger!...whatever that means.
Koopeep: He's either extra dangerous to us
Koopeep: or he's in danger himself
Ultimate Face: So I heard you chumps were looking for the Terra Patches.
Kreg: We didn't just look for them.
We FOUND them.
Ultimate Face: You made a big mistake coming here.
Wanda shotguns her Maple Syrup while this nonsense is happening
Koopeep: Ugh. Hey, Wanda, has that Kreg guy been doing these "hero" speeches the whole time?
Spooker: Yes he has! They are great
Ultimate Face: A few of me even helped me by bringing Bowser into the fold.
Ultimate Face: And he sure put up a... questionable amount of fight.
Wanda: But his name is Richard.
The platform crackles with electricity.
Ultimate Face: I've found something even stronger than the power of Danger.
Ultimate Face: And it's all thanks to badges.
Zing Li Fast: There's no way I'm getting shocked.
Zing Li Fast floats in the air, and climbs up trees
Ultimate Face: Spirit of Peril!
Koopeep: Is it peril mario
yup
[MUSIC] Peril Mario
Koopeep: I mean did you really "discover" it
Spooker: That means he has like 1 HP right?
Koopeep: I think that other people know about it
Acre: ok, I need a moment
Zing Li Fast: We should have saved those extra attack rolls. :/
Bakudan: We can always wish again, Zing!
Bakudan: We have fish wish points left!
Catena: That's one angry looking...thing!
Koopeep: ...Peril has some major DSL going on now
Spooker: ...Is that the sun? <.>
Zing Li Fast: ...a giant lil' spark
Zing Li Fast: with fish lips
Blargghoolio: ...What is going on.
Blargghoolio: Is this just a dream?
Peril: Take heed of my strength, little one, for...
Brownie: [](/i.imgur.com/DFQEspu.png)
Blitzin' Brad: YOUR STRENGTH?
Ultimate Face: Yeah yeah yeah.
LOOK AT THESE SICK GAINS
Ultimate Face: Just power up Mario!
Peril nods knowingly and feeds his energy into Mario!
Catena: no power me up instead
Koopeep: What in the name of holy hell is going on
Catena: Wow, I felt like a complete chump right there.
Zing Li Fast: Catena: Failure
Crowd: awww>_>
Bakudan: What
is this thing?
Peril: May you know the bloodlust of eternal, primordial rage.
I bid you farewell.
Catena: That was extremely perilous.
...
Brownie: Aw crap, we got a non-transparent mario comin' our way.
Blargghoolio: Living off of peril? That's adrenaline, man. Some of the best surfers I know are that awesome.
Zing Li Fast: It's like surfing on a goddamn tsunami.
Bakudan: So I guess we're going to kill Mario after all.
Brownie: Living off of peril is just what we've been doing all along.
Steev: where is mario anyway
Blargghoolio: Indeed, Dude Li Fast.
Zing Li Fast: The surfers of perilous legendary legend.
.
Kreg: We don't have to kill him!
Kreg: We just have to break the brainwash!
Koopeep: It's for the greater good
Brownie: We can't kill Mario...literally.
Victor H.: (S) overtook the Peril sun
Brownie: Like, he literally cannot die. It's pretty tough.
Victor H.: (S): who's perilous now
Bakudan: Someone needs to tattle him.
Bakudan: What if he has... 1HP?
Ultimate Face: Well, that's pretty great.
Koopeep: Get the Quilt over here, Kreg!
Koopeep: We're gonna break the mind control on Lord Bowser
Garrison Jr.: Whether he can die or not, we won't go before him!
Koopeep: If not now, then when?
Catena: if mario is doing the job for you
Kreg: I like that beetle's talk
Catena: why are YOU the hero
Ultimate Face: I'll let you do the rest Mario. Destroy them all!
Victor H.: Garrison, you should have commanded the Peril cloud to give it to Catena instead.
...'Feyesh': awesome music
Victor H.: ...Peril Mario.
Bob B.: But then we have to kill Catena :(
Peril Mario takes initiative!
Peril Mario: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep: Kreg don't make me regret letting you keep the quilt!
Zing Li Fast: This guy looks pretty ...(S)ing strong.
Zing Li Fast: He's like... a godmodder.
Catena is ready to be the ultimate sacrifice
The spirit of Peril overtakes the area! All attacks hit.
Catena only kids about tha.
Zing Li Fast: But when it comes to GODMODDERS, I'm going with my buddy CAYLEEF!
Zing Li Fast blows his Cayleef Whistle
Bloodlust condones the violence that will take place.
Koopeep: Feel free to get as hurt as you want, folks. You're looking at the top ranked Medikoopa in her class.
Koopeep twirls her magic rod all cool like
Keiki (GM): The_Banzing's turn.
Zap: That means Dodgy is ignored then
Zing Li Fast: I used it to summon Cayleef.
Koopeep: Get hurt, I heal. Get killed, I'll bring you back.
Wizzy: it means that every squishy is fucked
Zap: Dang, I didn't get to use it
Zing Li Fast: Come on in, Cayleef. ...(S) them!
beeoi h.: Wait, does this break through Running in Shadows?
Koopeep: I'm the REAL mvp magician of this adventure.
never mind that Merlon chump.
Keiki (GM): Oh. I should rule.
Anything that already meant you couldn't be attacked...
That still stays a thing.
You can be invisible.
Keiki (GM): Shut up blank.
: Cayleef:
appears from the middle of nowhere
Acre: but I wantd to see a bazing :(
Victor H.: I want the Bazinga.
Zap: Gonna go to bed after I attack
...'Feyesh': You get to see a god instead.
Victor H.: So we can all laugh, because that means Sheldon is making a oke
Zing Li Fast: Hey Cayleef!
Do you want to be a goddamn hero?
This is your chance to save the world!
Cayleef: ... As long as I get da monies and da ladies.
Kreg: ...how the hell did he get here
Zing Li Fast: They'll be all over you if you beat this ...(S)er.
Acre: Is ultimate FASE a target?
Keiki (GM): He zooms off.
Keiki (GM): But you can still target him if you wish?
Acre utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Acre: rolling (14+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
...'Feyesh': There, I got a replacement for Shrody.
gdi
Acre: that you for lettime me target it :)
...'Feyesh': We shall never run out of heroes.
...:)
Keiki (GM): Well, you have to jump up there, son.
Acre: I'm not attacking it.
I just wanted to target it.
I'm gonna do it too.
Spooker attempts to use Fan Smack!
Spooker knows about timed hits!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre: it's not even my turn, dad
...'Feyesh' heartily laffs at Ultimate Rider.
Keiki (GM): Any luck? You have 6 left.
Zap: Gonna use the rest, ya, I'm out after this anyway
heartily laffs at Ultimate Rider.
Sidestepper heartily laffs at Ultimate Rider.
Spooker smacks Peril Mario
6 times, dealing
10 damage with each disrespectful smack. (
60 damage total)
Peril Mario splits into two!
...'Feyesh': What the hell is this
Spooker: Welp, guess I'll see how this plays out in the backlog, have fun guys
Bakudan: Which Mario is the canon Mario?
Wanda: Hey, I have an idea.
Garrison Jr.: Should we use the Terra Quilt? We put it together for a reason
Victor H.: Hey it's Luigi!
Shin attempts to identify Peril Mario.
Shin: rolling 12d6>4
= 5 Successes
Kreg: I... just don't know how!
Catena: I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I'm pretty sure the power or peril is just +4 attack!
Shin: Ugh... There's nothing in the book about this!
Bakudan: Shrody, does he have a power level?
Victor H.: (S):
sees a picture of 493 Pokemon
Victor H.: (S): No Mantine.
Shin: I... I think we might have to go through this without intel, guys.
Brownie: Yo Mario, you in there somewhere?
Brownie: I know you've got the heart of the cards and all that.
Kreg: did not just say that
Brownie: Remember 5-6? Those were good times.
beeoi h.: I don't think I can act.
My turn gets skipped.
Catena: yes, please give me the pep talk mmhmm
Bakudan: So is the quilt our plan of action?
What are we wishing for? Mario's good health?
Garrison Jr.: Of course! ...if I knew what to do
Zing Li Fast: Command him?
Catena: Wish for....the spirit of peril.
Ultimate Face: Hahaha! Your attempts at camaderie... I'm pretty sure this guy just loves to battle now! Just like me!
Koopeep: Wish for the flood to purge him
Keiki (GM): What are you going to do, Garrison?
Wanda: We could just use the flood PATCH for that, you senile turtle.
Koopeep: What do you think I meant, you ditzy dunce of a mage?
Koopeep: Alternatively, Void Patch. Suck him into a black hole.
Bakudan: Maybe we need to... wrap him in a blankie?
tuck him in good night
Kreg: ...that is the silliest thing
Garrison Jr.: Trying to wish on the Terra Quilt for Peril to leave Mario
Koopeep: I only get into arguments with my intellectual equals. You're about half a brain from that right, Dark Boo.
Tiko: give him a good night kiss
Kreg: but how are we gonna do that with two of them
Tiko: and ward off the bed bugs
Catena: Use the black hole on the robot fase
Garrison Jr. wishes for a miracle.
Garrison Jr.: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan wishes for a miracle.
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Catena wishes for a miracle.
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Keiki (GM): Yeah none of that.
Kreg: I say we wish for Mario to have his heart cleansed of evil peril
Blitzin' Brad wishes for a miracle.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): You don't need to do that.
Keiki (GM): Do you want to use the Terra Quilt on him?
Acre: but I got seven successes :(
Keiki (GM): No rolls are needed.
Bob B.: yeah, I'm using it
Koopeep: Send him to the Void
Kreg: Use THE Terra Quilt
not the patches
Garrison Jr. tries to use the Quilt on Mario
Acre: Tuck him good night.
Garrison tries using the Terra Quilt! Peril Mario doesn't flinch though...
Ultimate Face: Hahaha! Think I didn't account for that?
I'll have to thank Bowser sometime when he wakes up.
Koopeep: For a thousand year old ancient artifact?
Sorta.
Zing Li Fast: You ...(S)ing midget.
Ultimate Face: This arena is a thing of beauty, isn't it?
Let's attack the flying head.
Koopeep: It's a little far from the platform, hon.
Tiko: stand on each other's shoulders
Bakudan: Kreg should fetch him, Brad can pin him.
Keiki (GM): So... Koopeep?
Sidestepper: WE CAN MAKE A TOWER OF CRABS.
Koopeep uses Smarts on Peril Mario!
Koopeep: rolling 13d6>4
= 8 Successes
Garrison Jr.: If we could ask Bowser what he did...
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Peril Mario, dealing
8 damage!
Bakudan: Ooh, great idea Sidestepper!
Koopeep: I'm gonna do it!
I'll kill Mario!
Brownie: I can throw someone at him, but I can't guarantee they'll make it back.
Zing Li Fast: I don't think this is how it works.
Peril Mario is defeated! He splits in two.
Brownie: I have an idea, but it's a bit of a long shot.
Catena: kopeep I don't think you are very smart
Bakudan: ...I think you're making it worse.
Koopeep: Hey, that brought me LOTS of satisfaction
I just took out Mario
THE Mario!
Koopeep: No, he split like an amoeba.
Zing Li Fast: Congrats. You want a medal or something?
Koopeep: That cant' be helped.
Catena: I'll just shimmy over here.
Koopeep: I'll get a medal from the Koopa Troop, yes.
Zing Li Fast: guys if you got nothing to do, use items
Koopeep: Wait a minute. Zing since when do you talk using your own words and thoughts?
Acre: I guess I'll end the turn. Can I do something with the robot body?
Zing Li Fast: The question remains.
Koopeep: You're not calling things fetishes or repeating stuff.
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Keiki (GM): It took a pretty big beating.
Catena: Someone throw this junk at that face.
Cody C.: is it possible for me to throw the robot body far enough that it hits the head
Garrison Jr.: Whoever's close enough, see if you can get that badge off of Bowser
Wizzy: suplex'd pretty hard
Garrison Jr.: He should know whatever it is Kapin Rider did
Wizzy: actually excuse me, piledrivered
Keiki (GM): I'd allow it.
Blitzin' Brad: IS IT BRAD TIME
OR IS IT BLARGG TIME
Blargghoolio: I guess now would be a bad time to...Cowabunga, huh?
Koopeep: I guarantee you that patch is stuck on with magic or glue or something, Garrison.
Keiki (GM): It's Blargg time.
...'Feyesh': Where is Cayleef's initiative icon, gamers.
Koopeep: It's not coming off.
Keiki (GM): You can if you want.
Koopeep: maybe if we killed mario a few more times...
Blargghoolio: I will end my turn too.
Bakudan: Maybe we need to get the badge off Kapin, then.
Cody C.: how do I do this
I'm throwing this shit
at the head
Keiki (GM): You use Throw. On the head. Er, Hazing that is.
Blitzin' Brad picks up Ultimate Rider, shakes him around, and throws. Ultimate Rider is send flying
10 feet away, dealing
14 damage upon landing.
Keiki (GM): Let's just say you throw that shit, dealing 14 damage to Rider.
Blitzin' Brad: COME DOWN AND FACE US, NERD
Ultimate Face: Augh! Cute.
Someone tattle the head?
Wanda: If it would've done any good the DMPC would've done it!
Shin: That sounds like a good idea to me.
Bakudan: Sounds like a fancy computer.
Keiki (GM): Make yo move cuddy.
Bakudan: Ooh, chance time would be great!
Wanda attempts to use Crystal!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 18d6>4
= 6 Successes
...'Feyesh': We should let him tattlol.
Wanda forms a crystal underneath Ultimate Rider, dealing
9 damage! Ultimate Rider is
not frozen .
Wizzy: shrody should stop being in shock at this battle
Peril Mario performs a Peril Jump on Bakudan, dealing
1 damage!
Peril Mario performs a Peril Jump on Kreggles, dealing
1 damage!
Koopeep: That doesn't seem so perilous
Peril Mario performs a Peril Jump on Kreggles, dealing
1 damage!
Koopeep: Hey Kamin guyder
oh nooo
Koopeep: Is your grand master plan supposed to suck shit?
The Peril Marios are defeated by Kreg's Zap Tap!
Koopeep: Because right now peril mario kind of seems like a pile of donkey turds.
Strategic suicide...
Koopeep: They are doing a negligible amount of damage
Bakudan: So they'll do twice as much damage each turn, huh.
Koopeep: We can do this literally all night and then I can just poof you all back to health
Bakudan: Kreg, take your badge off immediately.
Ultimate Rider: Heh. Well, you'll see soon enough.
Koopeep: Group hugs, bitches.
Wizzy: So I guess I can rush up there and shove him down?
Wizzy: Or is that gonna be a two turn affair
Ultimate Rider: You can take an action to move twice.
...'Feyesh': ...Ultimate Rider: You can take an action to move twice.
Bakudan: That is very useful information Ultimate Rider, have you ever considered taking the tutorial toad's job?
Wizzy: So will I spend my whole turn right now just flying up there?
it's the current plan so
Keiki (GM): Probably a good alternative.
Your move, Ake?
Bakudan: Oh! It's my turn.
Bakudan attempts to use Seed Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Oh hey, wasn't everyone burning hot form the start?
Bakudan pops out
4 special Seed Bombs, and can toss them wherever she pleases! They will detonate on Bakudan's next round, or when a foe steps on one.
Bakudan tries to throw all four seeds at the head!
Catena: No, only Catena and Brad.
Kreg flies up to Ultimate Head
Keiki (GM): ... Smarts check!
Bakudan uses some smarts.
Bakudan: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Layze: no, cake said everyone was too hot
Keiki (GM): Three of them hit.
Layze: because of fighting spirit or something
Take that!
Keiki (GM): That was a Blarghoolio thing.
Zing Li Fast: Uhh, this is looking a bit dangerous.
it's looking PERILOUS
Tiko: it was dangerous before
Zing Li Fast: So I'm gonna like, take a strategical time-out.
Zing Li Fast uses a Maple Syrup
Wizzy: for reference I think Garrison has the quilt right now
Kreg did not fly up with it
...'Feyesh': I'm taking a Maple Syrup and flying over there.
Shin attempts to identify Ultimate Rider.
Shin: rolling 12d6>4
= 5 Successes
Garrison Jr.: gather around me, I can take the hits!
Bakudan: ..Hm. When did this Mario in front of me multiply?
Shin: Hm... That's Ultimate Rider alright. But I'm not sure what he's doing.
...'Feyesh': Cayleef's turn when?
Cayleef slashes Peril Mario with his battleaxe, dealing
9 damage.
Zing Li Fast: Go Cayleef!
Brownie: Sorry guys, but I've got to try this.
Koopeep: When are we going to banish these Marios to the void?
No.
Zing Li Fast: That's how we do iy. Yes, iy.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Peril Mario into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Peril Mario out.
Brownie VOREs Peril Mario and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 9 eggs.
Cayleef: Man, I'm getting mixed signals here.
Bakudan: Cayleef, hack the flying robot instead.
Zing Li Fast: ^This! I agree!
All we gotta do is just wait for me to make infinite ggs.
eggs*
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Ultimate Rider!
Garrison Jr.: rolling (10+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Victor H.: make eggs, throw eggs
Kapin Rider: Okay, I think I should activate the danger functions now.
Ultimate Face might avoid an attack entirely, thanks to its Close Call badges!
Ultimate Face: rolling 4d6>5
= 0 Successes
... Dang!
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Ultimate Rider, dealing
8 damage!
Koopeep: This whole final fight has been the equivalent of the bad guy getting his shoes tied together so he can't move
Garrison Jr.: I don't know what you were trying there, but it won't work on me
Bakudan: Also, we don't have enough wish points for the void patch!
It's Koopeep's turn
Void time
Wish everyone
Wiiiish
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
have
enough
Bakudan: How do we get more?
Keiki (GM): You... wish a whole bunch. Appeal.
Bakudan: Let's wish together!
Wish for more wish points!
Koopeep: So like I was saying
Wanda: s alright, dear, Alzheimer's is common in women your age.
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
.
Keiki (GM): No! Just you.
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): I'll go ahead and take the four.
Catena: So you guys said you wanted to void this guy?
Bakudan: We should probably make sure at least one Mario doesn't get sucked in... I guess that'll be the one in Brownie's tummy.
Only Koopeep is having the good idea.
Bakudan: I say we void the Marios.
Layze: I don't think you guys understand how the void works
Catena: It's a team effort
Bakudan: It'll scatter them.
Layze: When you target an enemy with it the enemy scatters
Bakudan: But then they can be sucked in.
Koopeep: the egged one is just a problem again
Bakudan: We don't know how stupid these Marios are.
Catena: Why not just cast the face to the abyss?
Koopeep: layze don't tell us how our patch works >:U
Bakudan: It'll just move the face and the Marios won't jump in it, most likely.
Keiki (GM): SHE'S RIGHT YA KNOW
Koopeep: How about we just throw everything into the void
it's an insta-fix
Koopeep: If they scatter, we throw them in the hole
easy peasy
Wasn't the point to SAVE Mario?
Koopeep: Shut up we're doing it
Zing Li Fast: Go Catena! :) :D XD
Bakudan: We don't need to save 7 Marios.
Koopeep: Who's trying to save mario, exactly?
Wanda: I don't think casting him into an infinite void never to be seen is an effective means of sabing.
Koopeep: We're all Mario enemies.
Catena: But here's teh thing
I have nothing against him.
Catena: How do we know saving a clone of a Mario would do any good?
Koopeep: Sure you do. You're an irascible cunt, you have a problem with everyone.
Brownie: I can't tell if you're stupid or just intentionally ignoring fact for the sake of ignorance.
fucking
do
Zing Li Fast: I don't acre about Murphy. Yes, acre.
this
year
Layze: it's irrelevant anyway, we still only have five things
Keiki (GM): What do you wish to do for your turn, Catena?
Catena wishes for a miracle.
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Blargghoolio, what would you like to do!
Acre: Two hours of Anatasma :v
Victor H. wishes for a miracle.
Victor H.: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
...'Feyesh': acre he's not a "grrl"
Acre: (I forgot the name)
antasma
Victor H.: Brad or Wanda's turn.
...'Feyesh': anatasma is the name of his... sister
or something
Blitzin' Brad wishes for a miracle.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH, MIRACLES BOI
Steev: No one's made an ICP reference yet. I'm proud of all of you
Bob B.: No one take that as a challenge
Victor H.: ...why would we do that
oh. miracles.
...'Feyesh': I Count Powers?
Steev: insane clown posse
Wanda: No hard feelings for this, Timothy!
...'Feyesh': ...insane clowd posse
Wanda attempts to use Lightning Arc!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 18d6>4
= 6 Successes
Steev: I'm proud of all of you'
Layze: that's the third time in a row I rolled a six off of EIGHTEEN fucking dice
Keiki (GM): I think I know what you're going to do
Steev: good thing you're cool layze
Wanda blasts Ultimate Rider with an arc of lightning, dealing
7 damage! It jumps to
4 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
4 damage!
Layze: yes I am using kreg as the lightning rod
beeoi h.: 6 is roughly 80% of rolls with 16>4 dice
Steev: let the hatred flow through you
Wizzy: out of character I take this one for the team
Wizzy: in character oh man
beeoi h.: I mathed wrong.
Bob B.: The Mario's aren't in range, at least
beeoi h.: But that's the probability.
WANDA WHAT THE HELL
Layze: actually a success is four or more, roll20 is just dumb
Zing Li Fast: Yeah, there's no way I'm getting close to that thing.
Layze: so I should be rolling 9 on average
Peril Mario performs a Peril Jump on Bakudan, dealing
1 damage!
Peril Mario performs a Peril Jump on Bakudan, dealing
1 damage!
No!
beeoi h.: That doesn't sound right, but I'll take your word for it
Steev: Watch out! Those jumps are perilous!
Four peril jumps off of Brownie!
Acre: AM I still blazing or is that gone
Ake: Beepo, if a dice succeeds 50% of the time, then the average is 9.
Acre: am I still invisible or is that also gone
beeoi h.: I get how he got that.
Cayleef: What, too shy to hit good old Cayleef?
Keiki (GM): It should be gone by now.
beeoi h.: That's just not how you calculate probability.
She, fuck.
Zing Li Fast: They don't wanna ruin your stylish leafy hair, son.
pushed them
off the edge
beeoi h.: At this rate I probably have the time to calculate it myself before my turn.
Wizzy: Got anything, Ake?
Acre: what if we push them together
Steev: they can't clone themselves off the platform
right
right
Ake: Sorry, had to quickly deal with something.
Keiki (GM): Bakudan! What do you wish to do.
Keiki (GM): Oh, that's fine!
Bakudan cheers as a Seed Bomb detonates, creating a sudden spike of briar that pokes Ultimate Rider for
8 damage.
Layze: Been a long time since I learned probability shit, but I'm pretty sure 18 independent 50-50 rolls will average to exactly 9 successes???
Ake: The idea is that 50% of the time, it'll be 9 or less, and 50% of the time, it'll be 10 or more.
Ultimate Face: Hahaha.... HAHAHA! It doesn't matter if you take me down now. I will live through this and be the hero Toadbrook needs! The hero Toadbrook deserves!
Ake: Hence, an average of 9.
just fall down and spl4t. win.
I mean he's not wrong
Koopeep: Toadbrook is sort of shit
And so is he
Wizzy: I will attempt to shove him down
Layze: Is Kreg just gonna do an airborne People's Elbow now
Koopeep: If we leave you to your toadbrook hero biz, can I just take Lord Bowser and we leave you alone and you leave the rest of the world alone?
Kreg: rolling ((15+2)+0)d6>4
= 12 Successes
Ultimate Face displays raw power.
Ultimate Face: rolling (20+0)d6>4
= 11 Successes
beeoi h.: Chat is rolling too fast to answer but
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Ultimate Rider.
Kapin Rider's face is spiked down to the ground!
That's... a lot of stories to fall down!
Zing Li Fast: Kiss the floor, ...(S)er.
Bakudan: ...Maybe you sent him too far?
Ultimate Rider is definitely defeated!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)ing midgets should be buried.
Layze: please let that have been an airborne people's elbow
Layze: I really want that to be what just happened
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Ultimate Rider.
is kreg on the ground level now
Acre: I...thought he would send him to the roof.
Koopeep: This works just as good
Wizzy: or did I just fling him down
Keiki (GM): Oh, I thought you hit him down... or something.
beeoi h.: Chance of rolling a dice and scoring exactly b successes where the chance of success is c/d is: (this is guaranteed to have typos:
a!(c^b)[(d-c)^(a-b)] / [b!(a-b)!(d^a)]
Wizzy: oh no I'll fling him down
Wizzy: I'm fine with that
Koopeep: if he's "definitely defeated"
Koopeep: should we experiment killing more marios
Victor H.: Well....wish time?
Zing Li Fast: Well, there's not much I can do.
Kreg: STAY DOWN THIS TIME
Zing Li Fast: So I'm just gonna appeal.
Victor H.: It's still not filled yet.
Layze: ok beepo I'm a huge nerd so I'm interested in this but the chat is going way to fast, think you could explain this in the thread later?
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bakudan: We should try to find Kapin Rider himself and remove his badge.
Zing Li Fast: Cayleef, wish for a miracle too!
Catena: ANd then what do we do with the badge?
Garrison Jr.: Oh hey, the elders are here!
Bakudan: Maybe we can use it to unbrainwash Mario.
beeoi h.: I'll just post the actual probability in the thread, and if it does turn out to be 50% I will give someone $10.
The elders are here indeed.
Layze: Give it to Cake so he can get the paid roll20 account
Hey old guys
What's up.
Koopeep: Tell Wanda that I'm not old
Bakudan: ...Are they wishing too?
Layze: ...I just noticed the fucking AC by the stairs
lmaop
lmop
Catena: I knew old man party was a fantastic idea in the end.
Koopeep: How much do we suck that twelve of us combined can't accomplish what five people did centuries ago
Merlon: You must wish for a miracle! Even when wishing seems hopeless!
Zing Li Fast: YEAH, Cayleff. D:<
Merlon: I can use the last bit of my power!
Bakudan: Wish harder this time.
Catena: even if our wish is absorbed by the darkness
Bakudan: Like, more than 0.
Merlon: I can do... one last trick.
...'Feyesh': cayleef's turn pls
I found a clue
Acre: cayleef should be gone by now anyway
Koopeep: Let's not make this all about YOU, Mustachio.
Layze: it's in the very bottom right corner of the map
Cayleef: I think I'm going to chill out here.
Zing Li Fast: Hey son hey.
Cayleef: Hold on. I'm thinking really hard.
Cayleef wishes for a miracle.
Cayleef: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: That helps!
Wizzy: He's helping in his own little way
It's beautiful
Shin: Well... Here goes nothing.
Shin wishes for a miracle.
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Let's keep on wishin'!
I knew you could do it!
Brownie: Figure I might as well join in.
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep: All this wishing is starting to chafe my soul
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep: I am consistent with these 4s
Garrison Jr. wishes for a miracle.
Garrison Jr.: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre wishes for a miracle.
Acre: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena wishes for a miracle.
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
POWERRRR
...'Feyesh': The Miracre never happen.
Victor H. wishes for a miracle.
Victor H.: rolling 7d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Brad wishes for a miracle.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
MIRACLES SON
Wishing is at full capacity!
Koopeep: MAXIMUM OVERWISH
Koopeep: Sidestepper, why aren't YOU wishing?
Bakudan: Sidestepper stealth wished.
Bakudan: Welcome back Shrody!
It's time for our spell!
Did you five set us up from the start?!
Did we have to go get these things because you were too lazy to do it?!
Every elder nods in communion. They lend their power to Merlon.
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too lazy parroting.
Merlon: To the Astral Realm with you! Where the power of wishing is infinite!
Layze: I know that's not an answer to the question but it's really funny to pretend it is
PrinceShroob: Sorry about leaving! My fucking internet has been acting up all day!
but
Kreg: We took care of that, remember?
Catena: he's gonna get beaten up by evil spirit of peril or whatever it was
Koopeep: Wait, whos' going to the what realm?
beeoi h.: Shroob came back, that's our miracle.
Acre: We wished and got the MVP
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Catena: Oh! I remember this place.
Nice place.
Shin: I think that platform's power isn't in effect here.
Wanda: Whaaaat just happened?
Shin: We need to use the Terra Quilt! Now!
Let's go, guys!
Garrison Jr. pulls out the Terra Quilt and uses it
Koopeep: Oh what fresh hell is this
Kreg wishes super hard for Mario's to be cleansed of evil and stuff
Catena: It's the astral realm.
...'Feyesh': where is Zing
Koopeep wishes even harder for Bowser to be debrainwashed
Garrison Jr. wishes for the miracle to happen
Koopeep wishes, like, the hardest
Catena wishes for .....................!
Wanda wishes for PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
Koopeep wishes for Wanda to get an itty bitty living space
Bakudan wishes as hard as her little bob-omb heart can!
Sidestepper wishes for crabs
Zing Li Fast wishes for townz, castlez and casinoz.
The Peril Marios converge into a single Mario! Regular Mario, at long last!
Sidestepper: WHAT ABOUT THE EGGED ONE
No
Can someone summarize what happened after the mecha?
Acre: mario got PERIL mario
and then we bickered over game mechanics
Bob B.: Mario kept splitting into pieces
PrinceShroob: Is that like Danger Mario?
Wizzy: and then we all wished for super good things
Wizzy: and meanwhile kreg dunked the final boss again
Victor H.: peril mario is danger mario but worse
Layze: Yeah it turned out Spooker was channeling Gamzee all along
Acre: there was this spirit of peril stuff that makes no sense
Victor H.: thank you layze
Mario: ... Hoo! Mama-mia...
[MUSIC] Merlon
Wizzy: The moral of this story is
Zing Li Fast: Is it over? Can we go home now?
Wizzy: Don't do drugs kids
Koopeep: Lord Bowser, wake up
Victor H.: Badges are bad.
Garrison Jr. examines Mario for a blank stare or other signs of brainwashing
Catena: We should probably do something about the badges.
Zing Li Fast: cayleef where are you :(
Koopeep attempts to use ComeBack!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep: rolling 11d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bowser: Gwuh... Is that... Kamek?
Koopeep casts Come Back on Bowser! Bowser is revived at
7 health!
Catena: gimme yo badges esmond
Koopeep: Lord Bowser! How are you feeling?
Catena opts to mug Esmond for money and coins!
beeoi h.: And if I did this right the chance of rolling 9 successes on 16 dice is actually more like 13%
Catena roughhouses Esmond, dealing
18 damage, and simultaneously steals
16 coins, as well as
armor !
A Brazilian football game radio sounds off.
Bowser: What the... Bwuh?
Catena opts to mug Esmond for money and coins!
Catena roughhouses Esmond, dealing
18 damage, and simultaneously steals
18 coins, as well as
a badge !
A Brazilian football game radio sounds off.
beeoi h.: Probability, I mean
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Remiel.
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 18d6>4
= 12 Successes
Wanda tosses a fireball at Bowser, dealing
15 damage! Bowser is
burned .
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Remiel.
beeoi h.: Time to change some stuff up.
Catena: ok badges won't go away
Steev: isn't wanda's whole thing that she sucks up super hard to members of nobility
Wizzy: guys it's a cutscene stop it
let the cutscene play :c
no cutscenes
Merlon: ... I see quite a lot has happened here, tonight.
Layze: Bowser isn't even nobility w/e
Koopeep: It's been some serious shit.
...'Feyesh': Really pretty map, Cake.
Steev: You don't get more nobler than kings man
Acre: who even wants to be the king of lameos
am I right
Steev: You should know Acre
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GREAT KING OF LAMEOS
PrinceShroob: Acre isn't a king.
Brownie: Hey there Mario.
Layze: some fuckin melted rocks and a bunch of dumb turtles
whatever
Merlon: I'm lucky I got all of you out of there. That platform made Mario invincible.
kreg is a dumb turtle
Kreg: Man, it also cloned him
Mario, are you okay?
Koopeep: Hey, we don't have any proof that Mario wasn't doing all that of his own free will
Merlon: This might be a lot to take in, but... you've won.
Koopeep: For all we know he coudl be planning his attack now
Wanda: He was wearing the mind break badge.
Acre: still trying to kill mario, wow
Wanda: Speaking of, shouldn't we go deal with Smithy?
Koopeep: I'm nothing if not consistent.
Zing Li Fast: That was a ...(S) of a journey.
Shrody: Interesting theory you got there, Koopeep. Got any proof?
Wanda: He's the one who was selling those.
Wanda: He was clearly in on it.
Zing Li Fast: GGGGGGGGGGGGGG Catena WINS
Kreg: but smithy gave me this awesome shell
Merlon: You must do something for me. Take those badges off of those guys. Snap them.
Koopeep removes BOwser's badge
Catena opts to mug Esmond for money and coins!
Catena roughhouses Esmond, dealing
18 damage, and simultaneously steals
9 coins, as well as
an item !
A mysterious voice saying "In, at, or to this place or position" sounds off.
Koopeep snaps it with great prejudice
Catena opts to mug Esmond for money and coins!
Catena roughhouses Esmond, dealing
18 damage, and simultaneously steals
12 coins, as well as
nothing !
The Donkey Kong Country theme song played on a terrible MIDI keyboard sounds off.
Catena opts to mug Esmond for money and coins!
Catena roughhouses Esmond, dealing
18 damage, and simultaneously steals
22 coins, as well as
nothing !
"Cowabunga!" sounds off.
Koopeep: There you go, Majesty.Good as new.
Wanda pulls the badge off of this idiot
Zing Li Fast laughs at Remiel's badge, removing it
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bowser, healing for
8 HP!
Catena just removes it then
Koopeep: Wait, were Remiel and Esmond badged? I thought they were just evil assholes
Wanda just flicks the badge off the edge of the platform
Merlon: They were indeed, as you say, badged.
Kreg: Esmond used to be kinda weird and drank tea a lot
He wasn't evil though
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Koopeep: I mean I never got a great read on Remiel's personality. He seemed super sketchy and vanished the day we met him
Wanda then shoves Ramiel himself off the platform for good measure
Koopeep: He seemed preeetty evil
Shrody: Unless you want all of us to beat the shit out of you.
so needlessly aggressive
Catena: What do we do with the badges then?
Koopeep: I feel like a laugh track should play every time the Shroob tries to be threatening.
Zing Li Fast: Well, he carried two goddamn ...Katars
That was at least suspicious.
Kreg: He told you to snap them Catena
As in, destroy it
Kreg: Chew it or something I dunno
Wanda: I just threw this one off of the rock.
Merlon: There's one more thing we should take care of though.
Wanda: I'm sure it'll be fine.
Sidestepper snips teh badge
Sidestepper: HAHAHA I'M EVIL NOW
Zing Li Fast: ...Remiel was a hologram.
.
Sidestepper snips menacingly
Zing Li Fast: that's menacing
Zing Li Fast: ...Citizen Who?
Merlon: We have one last thing left to do though.
Merlon: If we go quick enough, we can take care of the problem.
Koopeep: Is it Lord Fast again
I swear
Merlon: Kapin Rider. We must capture him.
More importantly.
Merlon: We need that badge.
Wanda: I'm pretty sure he's dead.
And hear me out
Bakudan: Let's double check.
Kreg: how would he be able to survive what I did to him
Koopeep: instead of capturing him
Catena: He was on a big box
Koopeep: We kill him and Mario
Wanda: I watched Kreg channel the power of all of the peoples' hopes and dreams to drive him into the earth.
Koopeep: What do you think, Lord Bowser?
Wait
Bakudan: Yeah... let's go.
Kreg: Wanda you actually got my name right
...what
Bowser: Bwuh? Well... You're a real go-getter, but uh... I wouldn't
kill Mario per se.
Catena: oh my god it's a miracle come true
it's like it's mario chrsitmas
Shin: Let's... Let's get going.
Koopeep: Oh uh aha ha ha I'm just joking with you, Your Mercifulness. I'm just a kidder aha ha
Koopeep: How do we get out of here.
Catena snips at Koopeep, dealing
6 damage!
Shrody: Catena, be nice now.
The group left the Astral Realm, in search of Kapin Rider.
Catena: The crab clearly said he did it. and also did it.
The group easily found him, and quickly convinced him to give up the badge. With numbers.
Brownie: Well, you know what they say...
Kreg: Also I threatened to piledriver him again.
Koopeep: Not very heroic after all
Catena: THE PROBABILITY OF YOU GIVING THE BADGE IS
Kreg: I may or may not have but damn that felt good.
Zing Li Fast: I also told him to behave. Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Brownie: "We don''t need no stinkin' badges!"
Toadbrook citizens were quick to celebrate! At long last... citizenship was at their grasp!
Catena: but you know what
Catena: I don't want to live here
Steev: This prize is my true reward
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Layze: I'd love to, but we seem to be in a void
Koopeep: I can't select a token chief
Victor H.: I need a token
Victor H.: ...I need a weapon.
Brownie: You attempted to use a roll command looking for the value of a selected token, but no tokens are selected.
Victor H.: Cute song, though.
Keiki (GM): I really screwed the pooch on that one, didn't I?
Koopeep: I always liked this ditty from PM
Brownie: Well we can do this.
Brownie: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
...'Feyesh': awesome music though
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Victor H.: rolling 1d6
= 1
Layze: oh my god I did it
two successes
...'Feyesh': I dunno my roll.
Layze: for the first time like
EVER
Garrison Jr.: rolling 15d2
= 20
Victor H.: oh well, still dind't make it
Koopeep: rolling 2d6
= 10
hrm
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Koopeep: I liked my 10 better
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Layze: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wizzy: when did this play again
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Victor H.: is it going to be PvP
beeoi h.: Fuck man, I rolled 5 successes and I'm keeping it.
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
beeoi h.: It's the ending song from Paper Mario 1.
The very last one.
Layze: yeah fuck dat I'm keeping my 2
Wizzy: This is that diva's song
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Acre: which is also the ending
.
Koopeep: When its' slowed down like this I think it's called "Mario and Peach"
It plays when they're watchign fireworks together
It's just that.
Acre: ...what did we even do with this?
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep: And presumably minutes before boning
beeoi h.: Ah man, I was thinking about stuff like this.
...'Feyesh': this is the best of the best
Steev: Cake you are the best and the greatest
Layze: I was so hoping this was why you were asking for initiative
...'Feyesh': Thanks Cake.
...'Feyesh': This is truly beautiful.
This is awesome.
[MUSIC] To The End
Zing Li Fast took up fishing after the adventure. He didn't often catch anything because he was so gosh dang fast.
Victor H.: no (S) for Zing Li Fast
However, when he did catch something, it was a total blast. Him and Blargghoolio would enjoy fish for a long time.
Victor H.: (S) only should belong to Catena
PrinceShroob: shows a pic of zing catching a fish. narrative said he couldn't
Zing Li Fast: It's all about the pleasure of sitting down and fixing yourself a drink.
And of course, enjoy>_>
Ake: These doodles are so cute!
beeoi h.: Hey I rolled a 5. >:C
Shin found his merchandise! He reopened Shin's Emporium in Toadbrook.
Acre: wait, Spooker didn't roll
...'Feyesh': what of cayleef
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy: Yeah Spooker kinda had to sleep
His shop profited quite a bit. He could afford to hire Bakudan alongside Cayleef and Belleeza.
Koopeep: I figure now's as good a time as any to do this. Now that it's all non-canon
Koopeep casts a spell that gives every single ally the good feelings of a group hug, healing everyone for
8 HP!
Koopeep casts a spell that gives every single ally the good feelings of a group hug, healing everyone for
8 HP!
...'Feyesh': I would visit them and enjoy>_>
Koopeep: Group Hug everyone
...'Feyesh': ...Running in the shadows.
Victor H.: ...I thought this was Kreg at first.
Brownie came into possession a dangerous artifact after that fated battle. He became a guardian of sorts, evading those who would hunt for the Peril Egg.
Victor H.: ...Sunglasses at night, gamers.
Wizzy: nah there's no spikes
He went on multiple runs in the shadow of the night, doing hardcore parkour. It's a wonder if anyone ever caught up to him... he was so fast.
Victor H.: Brownie became Knuckles for the GBRP.
Brownie: Now that would be a cool adventure.
oh my god
I forgot about the egg
...'Feyesh': Only I caught him, with my d69.
Victor H.: Unlike Zing, he doesn't...Frownie.
beeoi h.: Indeed, nice touch.
Koopeep: This doesn't need words
.
Victor H.: It's good as it is
Koopeep: Please just say Wanda spent the rest of her days frowning at chikins in the desert
Layze: no she has the same chikin spell you do, remember
those were people
Wanda found herself poor again, and resorted to turning tricks. However, her tricks often involved turning people into chikins.
PrinceShroob: i like chikin
But I like to imagine she just finds poultry distasteful
Acre: wanda never learned the power of teamwork
Steev: Wanda never learned about the magic of friendship
These actions left her on the run. But hey. She's got a hell of a lot of chikins. Maybe that Vast guy will lend some money sometime?
Layze: her last line was remembering Kreg's name
Layze: if that's not wrapping up a character arc I don't know what is
PrinceShroob: That's because friendship isn't an emo-I mean isn't magic, numbnuts.
YES
...'Feyesh': ...(S)ing incredible.
Victor H.: alright the best picture
shroob came back for this
Shrody eventually got his saucer working, and took his leave with the intel he gathered.
He never forgot about his bro.
Acre: doesn't sound omninous at all
...'Feyesh': These beautiful comics were treasured forever as the symbol of their friendship.
Still, he never forgot his friends he made in that amazing trip. He regards some of the portraits he kept of friends he made, and wonders what they could be doing right now.
Acre: wow, shrody. I'm not a friend, huh
Victor H.: But none of Catena, since he TRASHED HIS SHROOB UFO!!!!
PrinceShroob: Bitto is right.
Whoa, how come this guy isn't in the portrait all the way?
Victor H.: wait what happened to wanda
didn't you like her
PrinceShroob: Shrody would never consider Catena a friend after what happened to the UFO.
Layze: Does he have a creepy shrine to Wanda in his closet
Keiki (GM): I carefully considered Shrody's canon friendships.
Tiko: with katena and krab
Ake: That sidestepper is so cute!
...'Feyesh': He's making VORE, gamers.
are you two married now
...'Feyesh': wow this is awesome
PrinceShroob: His crush on Wanda evaporated once he got sick of her personality.
Acre: who knew kreg could cook
Steev: Their Bro levels reached unparalleled heights
...'Feyesh': "dopey" Toad "gentleman"
Catena and Kreg opened up a famous crab restaurant with their fancy new citizenships.
Victor H.: literally cooking in the air.
Steev: bro marriage became legalized in 50 kingdoms
sidestepper :(
Steev: Sidestepper is a race traitor
Ake: This is the best restaurant.
Bakudan would definitely eat there!
Except, well... Not really making crabs. It's just filled with a bunch of angry crabs.
Bob B.: I'd go to that restaurant
Layze: their hi-fives were so legendarily sicknasty they could cook a raw steak instantly
They opened it up somewhere outside of Toadbrook, near the sea.
Wizzy: I'm legit hyperventilating from laughter right now this is fantastic
Catena was a brodacious host and owner. And Kreg mostly cooked.
PrinceShroob: I don't see how this could be laughter inducing.
Tiko: because it's super enjoyable and great
Layze: because it's amazing, shroob
get the stick out of your bum
Victor H.: Sit back and....enjoy>_>
PrinceShroob: I'm not saying it's bad, man. Just...don't really find any of this funny. At all.
Wizzy: when kreg got bored he'd put on cooking shows where he did fancy flips
Bakudan reuinited with a long lost friend.
Victor H.: ...Chikin hills.
Layze: Iris is all grown up!
Victor H.: That hill in the back is totally a rooster.
Steev: Someone better answer the phone
Ake: This is the best ending I could ask for.
Though Iris probably a lot longer lost, from her perspective.
Steev: because I FUCKING CALLED IT
...'Feyesh': what of L0rd Fast II. win.
I assume he's still with his Peach posters, Ey??
wait
so
iris was that giant plant in that one area all along
The first time Bakudan would feed Iris was with some inconsequential Bullet Bill... But for Iris, that was the last time Bakudan would feed it!
Layze: like she was growing there for hundreds of years?
Steev: we lost her 500 years in the past
Victor H.: Time travel, gamers.
Ake: I hope Iris had many enjoyable meals in the meantime!
so we did change things in the past
my (S) scribbles should be known for all eternity
Layze: well that plant was already there
so no, stable time loopz
Iris spits out a new, metal spore for Bakudan. Expectantly, a Mecha-Nipper looks up at Iris. "...!"
Ake: Oh man, a mecha-nipper?
...'Feyesh': We killed that Merlock.
...'Feyesh': So that counted for something.
Oh god
Steev: Im already laughing
Layze: I can't even believe how hard bakudan has the best epilogue
Acre: It was the only epilogue she deserves
let's be honest
out of character I genuinely felt bad when I found out paying lord fast caused iris to get kidnapped
Koopeep was remembered for her multiple actions of bravery. Bowser indicted her as an official Koopa Troopa Cleric, ending her training.
Though the pay was still rough, just working under Bowser was the happiest thing for her.
Acre: But she never got a flying broomstick.
Ake: Out of character I thought the resulting arc was a really great adventure and I thought it was wonderful that group 2 influenced us that much!
Steev: My heart is full of the love of Bowser
Wizzy: Koopeep Salute ;-;7
Wizzy: I never knew that detail, that's actually great
Layze: no the koopeep salute is more like ;-;i
Garrison Jr. was reunited with his battalion! They shot off a victory salute to honor their finding.
Ake: Her suggesting the broom to the tinkerer may have indirectly invented magikoopa brooms.
Steev: gotta go with layze
well, she still hasn't gotten one
Steev: She'll get one in time, you wait
They caused another avalanche soon after, but using teamwork this time, they managed to escape the harrowing avalanche together.
Steev: And yaaay Garrison!
Steev: I was always rooting for you
Acre: Look at thme waddling
Ake: These beetles are so adorable!
Steev: even if Koopeep wasn't
Victor H.: Is Garrison the only one that can shoot?
Aren't we forgetting about someone?
Layze: dude buzzy beetles are like the best thing in mario
Wizzy: we're forgetting two people
Victor H.: yes...Zyme Guy>_>
that portrait
Steev: my laughter has synchronized with the music
Blitzin' Brad finally got to watch the BIG GAME. It was glorious, and pretty much what he wanted all along.
Ake: I need to know one important detail.
Layze: for those that don't know
Victor H.: Blitzin' Brad has the best gif.
Ake: Did the elders compensate him by giving him his very first item?
Layze: brad originally joined us when the strike at the sponi-factory kept him from watching football
Brad relaxed. He didn't need items. After all, he had his friends that he gained over the long run.
...'Feyesh': What of ...Tenasa T.
He wonders after all these years, where that purple alien went off to.
Steev: Spoooooookerrrrrrr
Ake: Heh, I think Zap will like this.
Wizzy: the only ending possible
Steev: how is it that everyone got at least a 10/10 ending
...'Feyesh': What of ...Zyme Guy
Steev: with bakudan getting a 15/10
The defeat of Kapin Rider was televised! And as it so happens, Lady Bow saw Spooker... dressed as herself!
Victor H.: best ending for spooker
Acre: nah, it's still bakudan
oh, best ending FOR spooker
ok sure
...'Feyesh': ...(S) you all it's zing
Victor H.: Best ending is still Bakudan
Keiki (GM): In an outrage, she ordered Spooker home, deeming that he's unfit to live on his own after that embarrassment.
PrinceShroob: Wow...what a bitch.
poor guy
PrinceShroob: Spooker just wanted to be more like her sister!
Ake: I think he liked Bow anyway.
Victor H.: Wait....they were...related?
....Oh.
Layze: spooker is bow's brother
In his room, he puts a portrait beside his bed. He'll never forget that strange, pink alien he met.
dumb
Victor H.: ....Ohhhhh, that's really awkward.
Steev: Fucking Lannister shit going on
Keiki (GM): Also, just because I wanted to say it. Today's Ake's birthday! Happy birthday mane
Victor H.: shrody for most influential
Layze: so spooker and shrody fucked before shrody left, right
PrinceShroob: Happy birthday Akey!!!
Keiki (GM): That was pretty unrelated. But still.
Ake: I'm actually really happy to have the finale today! It's been a great day.
Layze: I already wished you a happy birthday but happy birthday again!
Steev: its' the bow tieeeee
Ake: Hahah, thank you layze! c:
...'Feyesh': ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Tiko: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR-A PLAYING MAH GAME
beeoi h.: Truly good game kids good game
Garrison Jr. shoots of fireworks
