Keiki (GM): Alright. I'm just going to start!
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Cayleef: Shin, they're clearly here because they accepted my trouble, you gigantic nerd.
...'Feyesh': Music not working. :V
Cayleef: Hm. I got a song stuck in my head. It goes like this, Zing Li Fast.
Cayleef starts humming Rainbow Castle a bit.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Cayleef: What was it again?
I forget.
... That's not my trouble though.
You know what my trouble is?
... I need a wife!
Zing Li Fast: ...Cayleef needs a wife!
Zing Li Fast: So... what made you suddenly need a wife?
Brownie: We all need lovin' every now and then.
Where is teh luv?
The questiUhhn rUhhmains.
Cayleef: Well, I hate washing my drawers all the time!
I wear them underneath my robes and they are great.
Brownie: That sounds like a personal problem.
Cayleef: But they just get dirty all the darn time!
Zing Li Fast: So ummm... you want a wife, or a "meido"? It's probably easier to get the latter.
Shin: Cayleef, I keep telling you to use a dating site like... OKGuy or something, I dunno.
Cayleef: But I want a pretty wife! No... a beautiful wife!
Brownie: Don't go on dating sites dude, the women there will rob you blind.
Zing Li Fast: ...a beautiful wife!
They aren't "grrl"s, marn.
Cayleef: That still does not mind washing underwear so much.
Zing Li Fast: They're 40-year old chamelescammers.
Brownie: Maybe I can set you up with my bob-omb friend.
Shin: I guess you can run into chamelescammers.
Have you tried hitting on the hot Toadbrookgirls
Toadbrookgirls>_>*
Cayleef: Hm. Weren't there supposed to be a couple more of you? Ah well.
Cayleef: You should go see that guy Shin knows!
Brownie: What's the haps, Shin.
Shin: There's a guy named Belleezo. He claims he's been somewhere.
Zing Li Fast: ...Belleezo
Shin: ... It's called the Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...The Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_>
what is this
Shin: Dunno why it's spelled so weird.
Shin: Well... I've only heard about it from Belleezo. Should we go see him?
Brownie: Sounds like the type of place that'd have "lots a spaghetti", if you catch my drift.
I've got nothing better to do on a Blursday night.
Shin drops his Dried Pasta on the ground.
Zing Li Fast: Handcayleef, I'd like for you to meet... the Beautiful Shy Girls>_>
...'Feyesh': Guys, I'm having sound problem on my combuter. I'll restart.
Meanwhile I agree to go to the place and whatever
brb
Acre: oh no not my rainbow castle
Shin: Let's head and see him, alright?
The small party heads over to the Coin District, lead by Shin.
Shin knocks on his door and announces it's him. After awhile, he shows up at the door.
Oh hey, buddy!
Belleezo shakes arm nubs with Shin.
Belleezo: These your pals?
Brownie: You could call me a pal of sorts.
We're looking for the so called "Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_>"
Shin: Hey bud, they wanna know about that Island of the Beautiful Shy Chicks or whatevs.
Belleezo: Oh baby. The Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_>
It's an island filled with nothing. But. Shy girls!
... And it's incredibly hawt.
Brownie: This is getting more and more lewd by the second.
Victor H.: Zing Li Fast: shes hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats how you do cosplay!!!!!!
Belleezo: It's out on the Soda Sea, in between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Waffle Kingdom.
A strange lava creature overhears the stories of shy girls and opens his door.
Brownie: Kind of sounds like a long way to go for some chicks. Can't we just get this guy a mail-order bride from the Bean Kingdom or something?
Belleezo: These ain't your ordinary babes, no way.
These ladies? They mate for life.
Kind of sounds like it'd get tiring after a while. But who am I to judge.
Blargghoolio: Hey dude! What's the haps over here? Hear you're going for some gidgets?
Belleezo: All the gidgets, man!
... Wait, what's a gidget?
Brownie: Can I get a translator for this, uh...walking pile of lava, what the gris?
Blargghoolio: Gidgets, bro. That's what life is all about.
Blargghoolio: Girl midgets. You know, cause you're tiny compared to this sexy bod.
But it's aight, cause you know, all guys need a girl in your life. And you need a gidget.
Hey, Yosh! Do you happen to know my bro, Belleezo?
Belleezo flutters down and lands on his feet.
Brownie: Did anyone ever tell you your name sounds like a hair product, bee?
Belleezo: Can't say I know the guy, but he seems to be one cool dude, if you catch me.
Is it how beautiful my name is? I know, dude!
Acre: Brownie needs a husband
Brownie: I mean, I don't discriminate.
I've seen my fair share of lava monsters before.
Blargghoolio: Yeah, I know all about the Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_>! Real tubular spot for both surfers and bachelors.
And I happen to be both. Perfect vacation spot.
Belleezo: You wanna come along, man?
Brownie: But none as..."abortionated" as you. Did your mother drink during pregnancy?
Belleezo searches his pockets.
Blargghoolio: Course, man! I would never pass down a trip to the Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_> Sides, you need a guide to really get the gidgets there. They are quite the commodity!
Brownie: ...I guess I'm the third wheel here. Can you believe this, Zing?
Blargghoolio: Bro, are you talking to me? My mother drank pregnancy, yeah. She drank AWESOME.
Belleezo: Abortionated is a rude thing to say, brah.
Oh hey, there it is...
blargghoolio is the best character
Brownie: I know, I know. I was just genuinely curious. This guy is Metroid-ugly.
Belleezo pulls out a whistle.
Zing Li Fast: That's WEEEIIIRD, marn.
Blargghoolio: I can think of at least 50 other Shy Girls
Belleezo: This is a Warp Whistle! You don't see these made anymore.
...'Feyesh': Acre: Zing Li Fast: .
.
Blargghoolio raises his hand to high five Brownie in a gnarly way.
Blargghoolio: Hang Five me, bro.
Acre: ...'Feyesh': Acre: Zing Li Fast: .
Belleezo: I knew a guy who could play two at once!
...Brownie needs a husband
Zing Li Fast: ...blarghoo
Brownie: ...It's like you were raised by aliens obsessed with surfer culture.
Brownie slowly makes contact with the strange beast's hand.
Zing Li Fast: I was raised by a vacuum culture instead.
Shin: Y'know, I didn't think I was gonna go along... but someone's gotta play straight man to all these shennanigans.
...'Feyesh': ...Zing Li Fast: shes hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats how you do cosplay!!!!!!
Blargghoolio: Since we're about to meet some hot chicks, I think we gotta make proper introductions first. Gotta know you bro before you go, you know?
...'Feyesh': ...Victor H.: Zing Li Fast: shes hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats how you do cosplay!!!!!!*
Brownie: Yo, I'm Brownie.
Blargghoolio: My name's Blargghoolio. Lava monster, surfer, bodybuilder, and woman pleaser. Expert in all, naturally.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Shin: Nice to meet you, Blargghoolio. I'm Shin. I'm an amateur party planner that gets wrapped up in weird things.
Zing Li Fast: I'm a fastbreaker... My name... Fast. James Zing Li Fast.
Shin: ... I didn't know you were a James.
Zing Li Fast: I am not a simple Tom!
Shin: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Belleezo: Glad you folks seem to get along.
Belleezo: But we're about to go on a wicked ride, if you know what I mean.
Belleezo pulls the Warp Whistle to his face.
Zing Li Fast: So how do the "grrl"s behave there? Are they "fierce". >_>;;;
Blargghoolio: Dude. Wicked rides are my life.
Brownie: Ready as I'll ever be.
Acre: ...""fierce". >_>;;;"
Belleezo plays the Ocarina of Time title theme.
...'Feyesh': ."fierce". >_>;;;, gamers.
Zing Li Fast: Ocarina of Just in time>_>
Victor H.: Here I come>_>
Victor H.: too bad Catena did not join us for the hot girls>_>
A whirlwind comes and whisks everyone away!
...'Feyesh': ...Even the reash.
...reash
...'Feyesh': reash, gamers.
Victor H.: deep music, gamers.
...'Feyesh': Acre: two hours of seagul burgs
Acre: two hours of yoshi island
[MUSIC] Island of Beautiful Shy Girls<_<
...'Feyesh': ...[MUSIC]Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_> (Playing)
awesome music
Zing Li Fast comes out of the Hyperbolic Windliner Chamber
Zing Li Fast: Just in time>_>
Belleezo shakes with excitement.
Belleezo: Aw yeah... this is the place!
...'Feyesh': crabs, gamers.
Blargghoolio: It's like I'm in paradise again. Enjoy yourselves, my Barneys.
Zing Li Fast: ...My Barneys
...'Feyesh': ...They have light blue hair
Spear Girl clanks her spear against her shield, causing a large noise that alerts everyone in the village.
Zing Li Fast: Are you sure they aren't amazons.
Spear Girl: Outsiders! OUTSIDERS!
Sidestepper is too busy being a crab to care
Blargghoolio: They are very hospitable people, I assure you. They are merely getting all the gidgets ready to hook us up.
...'Feyesh': ...Sidestepper is too busy being a crab to care
Zing Li Fast: that es hawt
Blargghoolio: Like the name says, they are...Shy Girls
>_
>
Blargghoolio: So they can be a little difficult to warm up to, but once you show that you just want to have a good time, they'll give you a good time
...'Feyesh': Oh god, that hut on the bottom right corner
It is ...(S)ing awesome
I love this map
Zing Li Fast: Let's calm down the tigers>_>
Blargghoolio approaches the Spear Girl
Blargghoolio: Hey, Spear Girl...sorry, can I get your name?
Zing Li Fast: ...sorry, can Blargghooolio get your name?
He sounds shy>_>
Spear Girl: My name... is Snu Snu. And today... You die!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
...Snu Snu
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 5
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous, Snu Snu
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Blargghoolio takes initiative!
Blargghoolio: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
...Zing Li Fast is too fast
Spear Girl takes initiative!
Spear Girl: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper reminds gamers everywhere that polluting tropical islands with your filthy city trash is not cool!
...'Feyesh': ...Sidestepper reminds gamers everywhere that polluting tropical islands with your filthy city trash is not cool
...!
Zing Li Fast: Damn Snu Snubulls
Brownie: Hmm, what do we do?
Zing Li Fast: Well, imagine you're playing a game, and "grrl" enemies show up.
Shin begins to get out his book.
Zing Li Fast: Do you go around attacking them? I do.
Blargghoolio: Uh...this wasn't supposed to happen, dudes. I dunno what made them so fierce.
I guess the last visitor made a really bad break-up.
Zing Li Fast: It's that damn period.
Shin: I'm not entirely sure yet, but off the top of my head, I'd be weary of jumping here.
Shin: Those spears look sharp.
Blargghoolio: Bro...does it look like I can jump?
Sidestepper laffs at Blargghoolio
Brownie: My thoughts exactly. What are these bag/seed things?
...'Feyesh': Oh yeah, Acre: two hours of kamek
...Sidestepper laffs at Blargghoolio
Belleezo: ... Heh. That's one way to take out the trash!
Brownie: What'd I get myself into.
Belleezo: I should blow my trash away like this all the time.
Zing Li Fast: Hey Belleezo, roll for initiative. :V
Brownie: Crazy lava monster, can you fight?
Belleezo: I'd roll for initiative... Mm...
Belleezo takes initiative!
Belleezo: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Good jaerb, son.
That's the way I teach them shysters.
Belleezo: ... Seeya, son!
Zing Li Fast: ...Seeya, son!
Brownie: I've got a plan, but we need to push these ladies back.
...(S) U BELLEEZO
Brownie: One of us hold the line.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) U IN THE ASS
Belleezo: This tree seems safe.
Blargghoolio: Yeah, Broshi! I got quite a lot of muscles from my xtreme surfing regiment.
beeoi h.: I forget, is there some D&D-like run action where I can take a full turn to move more?
Keiki (GM): You can take two moves.
As in, two move actions.
Blargghoolio: Wow, that was so uncool. That Belleezo guy is such a Shoobie.
beeoi h.: Then I'll do that.
Zing Li Fast: ...xtreme surfing regiment
beeoi h.: Can I move over these shores?
Keiki (GM): Ehhh. That'll take some swimming!
beeoi h.: So I'm guessing I can't do that without some item.
Keiki (GM): Nah. I'll just do it as half speed.
Victor H.: Go into morph ball form and use egg bombs to jump your way up to the island
...'Feyesh': Ehh, Keiki (GM) doesn't know. He's not really used to letting Yishis swim.
...morph ball
Victor H.: oh god, the Sunshine Yoshis
Brownie swims around to flank the Spear Girls>_>
Brownie situates himself by this strange cabin and waits for the grrls to take action.
Victor H.: They just go Nooo
>_>
...'Feyesh': ...Brownie situates himself by this strange cabin and waits for the grrls to take action.
... Brownie swims around to flank the Spear Girls>_>
...They just go Noooo>_>
Zing Li Fast: I...I...
gets a banan
Zing Li Fast flies to the top of the tree Brownie is standing in, and sees if there are banans on the top of it
Shin attempts to identify Spear Girl.
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling d55 finding banans
= 24
These are Spear Girls... I think the Spear Guy entry should do.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
I want to make my action too. I won't just stand on the top of the tree looking.
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Sidestepper!
Acre: Jus add >_> at the end of each setence and you're solid
Shin: HP is 12, Attack is 6, FP is 4, and Defense is 2.
Looks like they carry some shields to bolster their defense.
...'Feyesh': Okay, my tattle on the crabs worked.
I'll do it.
Zing Li Fast: These are goddamn crabs.
Sidestepper feels tattled
Zing Li Fast: They just like to move their legs from side to side.
Shin: Watch out abo-- Zing Li Fast, I'm trying to tattle here!
... Fine. Do your tattle. See if I care!
Zing Li Fast: But if you litter on the beach, they'll move your goddamn legs down to the bottom of the goddamn ocean.
.
ATK is 13, HP is 13, Defense is 66613
Shin: These ladies carry some pointy spears, as I said earlier. Don't jump on them!
Zing Li Fast: Immune against fire, steel, and the many submarine evils of this world.
Shin: They can also chuck their spears if they can't get close enough. I think a badge lets them do that...
Shin: Last, they know a spell called Lightning. It's not very strong coming from them, but it does pierce defense. It does 4 damage.
Added it to the journal!
Zing Li Fast: Add my Sidestepper tattle to the journal too!
Sidestepper is a goddamn crab and requests his tattle to be added to the ournal
Sidestepper: ournal gamers
Spear Girl: ... Is this Yoshi trying to sneak?
Zing Li Fast: he wants to grab a feel>_> damn hot>_>
Spear Girl utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Spear Girl: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spear Girl utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Spear Girl: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Victor H.: .....Inner Power.
Spear Girl utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Spear Girl: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Inner_Chaos_Is_Power
Keiki (GM): Make three defense checks!
Guard goes on defense and dodge goes on speed.
Zing Li Fast: Balrgghoolio: why are the hot girls attacking me>_>
Keiki (GM): I think the choice is pretty obvious!
Victor H.: Defend (Guard)?
Yeah.
Zing Li Fast: ...Balrgghoolio
Victor H. tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Victor H.: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): And two more!
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Blargghoolio: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Looks like the first attack misses... and the second too. Goddamn.
Blargghoolio: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spear Girl jabs Blargghoolio with her long, pointy spear, dealing
3 damage!
Blargghoolio: Whoa. Shu Shu girl. The formalities end when you pierce my pecs.
Spear Girl utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Spear Girl: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Blargghoolio: That is so aggro.
Brownie tries to dodge Spear Girl's attack!
Spear Girl jabs Brownie with her long, pointy spear, dealing
6 damage!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Why've you gotta be like that.
Zing Li Fast: ...so aggro
Brownie: I was thinking tactically and everything.
Keiki (GM): It is now... "Blarghoo"'s turn"
...'Feyesh': ..."Blarghoo"s turn
Blargghoolio: Bro, I was not here to get pierced by girls. Let's turn up the heat, yeah?
Belleezo: Go get them, surfer bro guy!
Blargghoolio: ...Cowabunga!
Sidestepper wants to gag itself after hearing a dumb pun
Blargghoolio attempts to use Cowabunga!!
Blargghoolio knows about timed hits!
Blargghoolio rides in a humongous tidal wave of molten magma! It deals
3 damage to all enemies! All enemies are
burned .
Blargghoolio: Ride that SURF!
: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...Sidestepper wants to gag itself after hearing a dumb pun
Keiki (GM): Holy shit Bitto
Brownie: This went better that expected!
Zing Li Fast: this attack is literally damn hot>_>
Blargghoolio: Hang Ten, baby. That was one bitchin' surf.
Brownie: Anyway, as I was saying, before you so RUDELY interrupted me...
Brownie: I ain't trying to sneak, I'm trying to, in the words of the greatest strategists of our era..."bait".
Belleezo: ... I'm gonna just... hug this tree.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Spear Girl into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns.
Brownie swallows the object and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 4 eggs.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Brownie: For once, I agree.
Blargghoolio: Bro...he totally ate that girl out without her free will.
...'Feyesh': ...hug this tree
..."bait"
Spear Girl is temporarily taken out of battle!
Zing Li Fast just stays on the top of the palm tree, watching the goddamn crabs goddamn idle by
Zing Li Fast: get crab, gamers.
Shin utilizes inner Power on Spear Girl!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin slaps Spear Girl, dealing
3 damage.
Shin prepares to send Spear Girl to sleep!
Shin slaps Spear Girl, dealing
3 damage! Spear Girl is now
asleep !
... This is going well, all things considered.
Blargghoolio: Getting hot gets you sleepy, I suppose.
Funky job, little bro.
Sidestepper reminds gamers everywhere that domestic violence is not cool!
Brownie: This guy is doing a very bad job of stealing my shtick.
Zing Li Fast: They need their beauty rest>_>
So beautiful>_>
Spear Girl calls down a lightning strike on Blargghoolio, dealing
4 damage!
Keiki (GM): By the way Bitto, spells can't be defended against!
Most of the time, at least.
Spear Girl utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Spear Girl: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Spear Girl jabs Shin with her long, pointy spear, dealing
6 damage!
Spear Girl tries to recover from a status effect!
Spear Girl: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
-_-
Blargghoolio cries in intense pain.....but only on the inside. A broly bro like Blargghoolio can't let other dudes and dudettes know that he cries.
...'Feyesh': ...manly inner tears
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Spear Girl!
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Do you attack a particular one?
Victor H.: The one in front of me.
Keiki (GM): There's a damage macro too. Mind hitting it?
Victor H.: ...The middle one.
Keiki (GM): It should be either bite or lunge.
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Spear Girl, dealing
5 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Blargghoolio's a heartbreaker... His name... Charles. Now he's having a triple battle with the Shy "grrl" right in front of him!
Blargghoolio: Eat it, baby.
Brownie: I'd take care of this egg, but I've got some glory to hog.
Belleezo: Wow. These guys are actually strong.
Brownie: Watch out for my FIRE MOVE
Brownie swings his Fire Bar, sending a pillar of flame that dissipates as it travels. It deals
5 and progressively less each hit.
DUNK
Zing Li Fast: ...SLAM DUNK
Is it a constant?
Blargghoolio: Sweet move, Broshi! We might have to catch some waves another time together.
Keiki (GM): It's straight Power, I think.
Spear Girl is defeated while another one wakes up!
Spear Girl staggers away.
Spear Girl: Snu Snu... they snuck up! ... Ah...
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Spear Girl.
Zing Li Fast: Look at those stupid "grrl"s.
Spear Girl: Did someone just laugh at me?
Shin utilizes inner Power on Spear Girl!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shin slaps Spear Girl, dealing
3 damage.
Zing Li Fast: Metal Head Zing can still move!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Victor H.: ...Cody is here
Zing Li Fast: Dual attack!
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Spear Girl!
Zing Li Fast: flop. flop.
Cody C.: Yeah, today's Sunday my time. Thought this was supposed to be yesterday.
Zing Li Fast: Anyway, I got down here to help, so thud.
Victor H.: It's kaysen. I'm sure you could find a way to get involved somehow
Acre: brad is in the trash bag
obvs
Spear Girl dodges Zing Li Fast.
Spear Girl: Ah, so it was your attack.
Spear Girl: I see we are outnumbered. Shy Girls! Stand down.
Zing Li Fast: Come at me.
The party wins the battle!
17 coins are found!
[MUSIC] Island of Beautiful Shy Girls<_<
Spear Girl: You lot are strong.
Victor H.: Looks like you all finally chilled. Now, Snu Snu, what's the hostility for? We aren't here to cause trouble
Blargghoolio: I said that.
Suddenly, a rumbling is felt.
Blitzin' Brad digs in from below!
Brownie: I feel a rumble pack.
Brownie: Who's this chump?
Zing Li Fast: YEAH, "grrl"s. D:<
Blitzin' Bradley: Like, whoaaa.
Blargghoolio: Whoa, bro, did you dig here? Gnarly move, my friend. That deserves a Hang Five.
Blargghoolio surfs to Brad and offers a high five
Blitzin' Bradley: Hell yeah bro, alright!
Zing Li Fast: ...Hang Five
Blitzin' Bradley accepts that .
Zing Li Fast: What the hell is that supposed to be, a banana?
Brownie: It reflects poorly on one's palette when they make /me/ look uptight in comparison.
Zing Li Fast: Brownie basically stands upright now.
Blargghoolio: The name's Blargghoolio. As I said to your other mates, I'm a lava monster, a surfer, a bodybuilder, and a woman pleaser. Expert in all, naturally. Though, I didn't exactly please any women in those last few minutes...
Spear Girl: Hm. I only count two of my Spear Girl pack.
Where's the third? Ah well.
Brownie: Yeah, your friend is dead.
Sorry to tell you.
Blargghoolio: I think Broshi ate her up, Snu Snu.
Shin: Did someone just dig here out of nowhere?
Zing Li Fast: VORE, gamers.
Blargghoolio: Can't say I endorse it, but Broshi's a cool guy, let me assure you.
Brownie: Lots of weird things are happening today. And I mean more than usual.
Blitzin' Bradley: Oh man bro, nice to meet you. I'm "Blitzin'" Bradley Thunderblock, FOOTBALL legend and king of Brohalla.
Brownie: I'm a Yoshi, it's what I do.
Blitzin' Bradley: Always good to meet more bros.
Where the bros goes, the Brad follows.
Brownie: Name's Brownie, I go fast and shoot eggs.
Shin: I believe I might have met you the other day!
Blargghoolio: Oh, FOOTBALL dude? Way cool! Not my favorite sport, though...I prefer the chillax waves of the ocean and the lovely bunnies of the beach, if you catch my drift.
Blitzin' Bradley: Brownie more like BROwnie right?
Zing Li Fast: I'm a fastlaw
Quick on the bobsleding draw
Shin: I run a shop in Toadbrook, but other than that, I'm an amateur party planner. I was actually the ONE and ONLY Shy Guy that ran the Chance Time in Mario Party 3!
...'Feyesh': __bunny__: 0______O O____O
Shin: ... I'm kind of a big deal.
Blitzin' Bradley: Oh Bro, if I could swim I'd be all on top of those beach babes, but I'm more a cheerleader man myself.
Oh hey little Shy Bro, I thought you looked familiar!
Zing Li Fast: Go Shy "grrl"s! Smalltopicman: [link]x4
Blargghoolio: It's aight. A woman is a woman, regardless of where she works.
Blitzin' Bradley: Amen, bro.
...'Feyesh': ...Spear "grrl" is typing...
Spear Girl: I am Snu Snu. We of the Shy Girl tribe can respect your power. However... we do not trust men. We will be watching you.
Brownie: ...While I don't doubt the validity of that statement, it sounds a little off to me.
Spear Girl: What is your purpose. Have you just washed ashore?
Zing Li Fast: Chaos_Is_Power
Brownie: Actually, we warped here.
With a whistle.
Victor H.: ....(to the blargg)
Brownie: Don't know the mechanics of it.
...'Feyesh': ...(to the blargg)
Spear Girl: Mistaken Warps. I see you must have missed World 9.
Zing Li Fast: Any plot holes were fixed by magic.
Spear Girl: Common mistake. We see it from men all the time.
Blargghoolio: Snu Snu gal, I've been here before. More on the waves than with the ladies, but still. What made this place so hostile?
Brownie: Yeah, what's with the butt-tier greeting?
Spear Girl clacks her spear on the ground.
Zing Li Fast: ...butt-tier greeting
Victor H.: ................butt-tier.
...'Feyesh': they "greet" the hawt girls. hawt.
Spear Girl: We have had problems before with male visitors. Particularly... one. He refuses to go.
Spear Girl: But what can you do? His piggish nature can grow on you.
Victor H.: Ah, a bad break-up. That's totally lame, Snu Snu. Is this visitor still overstaying his welcome?
Brownie: To be honest, we're kind of swamped for quests as is.
Blargghoolio: I said that too.
Spear Girl looks off at a cabana to the southeast.
Brownie: Any of you ladies single and ready to mingle? ...We need a wife!
Zing Li Fast: Who is this ...piggish guy.
...We need a wife!
Victor H.: ......We need a wife!
A pink shy guy walks out of the far-off cabana, and seems to get shy.
Blargghoolio turns to Brownie, surprised.
Blargghoolio: Bro...you're here to get a wife?
I thought this was a pick-up thing...
Spear Girl: ... Heh. Get lost, pig! I don't date low-lifes like you.
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa bro, party foul. You don't want to get tied down so quickly.
Zing Li Fast: ...Heh. Get lost, pig!
Brownie: Well you're gonna have to stopp a heck of a lot lower than me, I'm sorry to say.
stoop*
Belleezo: Y'know, these fine shy girls do mate for life and all...
But I'm pretty sure you've got to score, first!
Brownie: We're wingmanning for some grass shy guy.
Blargghoolio: Broshi dude, that was a total wipe-out. What do you want with gidgets, anyways? Why not a nice dinogal?
Zing Li Fast: hot dinogirls>_>
Shin: You take on that one trouble, I assume, Bradley?
Blargghoolio: Oh, a Shy Dude? That makes sense, then. Is he with us?
Blitzin' Bradley: Koopa girls are nice too bro, you can jump off their shell and grind 1ups if you get what I'm saying.
Shin: ... He needs a wife!, after all.
Brownie: Couldn't bother to come. Seems he's "Shy >_>" himself, ironically.
Zing Li Fast: So umm... who wants to try to date a godly-tier strong green Shy Guy?
Blitzin' Bradley: Well since I'm here and all, might as well join the bros on the island of babes!
Zing Li Fast: "shysters" persons pls
Shin: I am not mating with these sub-shy guy primitives.
Zing Li Fast: He's a keeper!
Blitzin' Bradley: More like SHYgmys am I right bro?
Blargghoolio: This is one hella trouble...how does he expect us to wingman when he's not even man? We can be gnarly wings, but we're just wings without a man!
Blitzin' Bradley: Instead of... pigmys...
Brownie: I'm definitely up for partying, but if we get too chilled out we'll end up just like pig man.
Spear Girls slowly walk out of their huts, somewhat interested in the action going on.
Brownie: Wow, that was oddly deep, Blargg.
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro... I think you just blew my mind a little.
Blargghoolio: Thanks, dudes. You all are great bros. We all need to just chill and catch some waves sometimes.
Shin: Maybe we should look for a single shy hunny.
Blargghoolio: But for now, let's...get a wife!
Brownie: Yeah, there's gotta be at least one lonely babe on this island.
Zing Li Fast: WhySoRonery
Belleezo: I think I should try getting my moves on, if you know what I mean.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Blargghoolio: Okay, Shoobie. You do your thing. I'll be with my bros here.
Brownie: I think it's a bit rude to be breaking into these huts, but I don't know. Not familiar with the culture.
Shin: I gotta say, this place is nice. Serene, even.
Blargghoolio: How about we talk to those beach bunnies near the fire?
Brownie: Sounds good to me.
Zing Li Fast: But... I wanna talk to the goddamn crabs.
Blargghoolio surfs over while flexing every now and then to work out the kinks in his hot bod.
Zing Li Fast: Hello, proud settlers!
The two beach bunnies eye the encroaching dudebros suspiciously.
Spear Girl: ... Need somethin'?
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey babe, bring your tickets?
Brownie: Man, this isn't gonna work.
Zing Li Fast: How's the sand tinglin' today?
Spear Girl: Are you trying to deliver a pick-up line from behind a tree?
Sidestepper: really tingly
Shin: ... Is Zing Li Fast trying to hit on a crab?
...'Feyesh': ...Are you trying to deliver a pick-up line from behind a tree?
Blitzin' Bradley: Girls usually love the tree with hug guns shtick
Brownie: One of us needs to be the "cruiser", only one of us can have the alpha male shtick.
Blitzin' Bradley: This island
Blargghoolio: We're just visiting to catch some waves. All of us are from this chillax place called Toadbrook...ever heard of it?
Spear Girl: Nice try, bubs... But I've already mated for life. I found my... "bae"
Zing Li Fast: Anyone litter around the sand lately?
Spear Girl hugs the other Spear Girl.
WHAT
...'Feyesh': That's terrible.
Shin: ... LESBIAN SPEAR GIRLS! D:
Blargghoolio: ...Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Brownie: Cool, cool. You grrls know any...uhh...
how do I put this...
"5/10 and lower" chicks?
Blargghoolio: Are all girls here like this?
Zing Li Fast: ...Is this a common sight over here, crabbies?
Sidestepper: trash is bad for ze health
Zyme Guy: ... Damn hot>_>
...'Feyesh': .................Zyme Guy
Sidestepper: and pink dude w/e
...'Feyesh': this is the most NPC ever
Brownie: ...Is this guy supposed to be here?
Spear Girl: Ew, get away, Xyme! We're girls kissing girls! Not kissing you!
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, does this Zyme Guy's hair smell pretty?
Sidestepper: he smells like rotten banans
Zing Li Fast: that's bad juju
Zyme Guy steps out of the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber.
Blargghoolio: Hey...ladies? How long has this..."Xyme" been here?
Zyme Guy: ... Just in Zyme>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...Just in Zyme>_>
Victor H.: this is amazing
Spear Girl: Somewhat recent.
We can't pound him to a pulp...
Brownie: Well one thing's for sure.
Spear Girl: We think he gets off on it.
Blargghoolio whispers in a hushed tone to the Spear Girl.
Blargghoolio: We heard rumors about some of the male visitors here, if you catch my drift. Is he the dude?
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Spear Girl: He keeps saying "Fierce>_>" whenever we start to make a move for him.
Brownie: I don't think we'll get any pick up artist tips from THIS GUY, of all people.
You want me to get rid of him?
Sidestepper is secretly a pick up artist
Zing Li Fast: ..."Fierce>_>"
Brownie: I mean, I've killed someone already, and that was just breakfast. I straight up don't give a ...(S)
Blitzin' Bradley: This island got any lockers to stuff that nerd in?
Zing Li Fast: How do you hit on "grrl"s, crabbies?
Sidestepper: barf bubbles
Zing Li Fast: ...barf bubbles
How does this even.
Blargghoolio: That sounds like a major wipe-out, dudette. Does anyone on this island like that Shoobie?
Spear Girl: No lockers here. Just cabana drawers.
Brownie: I'll take a raincheck on the VORE then.
Spear Girl: As hunky as you are, I don't think he'll fit well in one of those...
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey, behind the tree bro! You ever see the inside of a... banana drawer?
Victor H.: ...Hunky Bradley
Zyme Guy: I wanna get eaten by a Yoshi>_>
Brownie: For fuck's sake.
Zyme Guy: I wonder what it smells like haha>_>
Brownie: I seriously just swore
Zyme Guy: Just for laughs>_>
Brownie: Because of how ridiculous this is
Victor H.: Mr. Fucking. Incredible.
Brownie: I think I know how to solve our issue.
I hear you want to eat me>_>
Brownie: Let's be heroes.
Zyme Guy: ... Go easy, Brownie-sama!>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...........Brownie-sama!>_>
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Zyme Guy!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Brownie slices Zyme Guy with a Fire Bar, dealing
5 damage.
Blitzin' Bradley: do you think brownie gets embarrassed when he vores people?
hah
Victor H.: ...Damn hot>_>
Blitzin' Bradley: just for laughs
haha
Zing Li Fast: ...Damn hot>_>
Zyme Guy takes the blow, but seems to rebound easily!
Brownie: ...Ok, I'm going to have to go with the least sexual method of attacking I know of.
Brownie shrinks a regular egg!
Brownie tosses one of a tiny egg at Zyme Guy, dealing
5 damage! Zyme Guy is
shrunken .
Nothing was inside the egg!
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, how do you stand living on the same island of this Zyme Guy?
Blargghoolio: ...This is so totally gnarly...I've never seen someone so socially inept....every second with him is like a million wipe-outs.
Brownie: Oh hey, you're alive.
Victor H.: ...Tiny Zyme>_>
Sidestepper: copy pasted what the spear girl said about that guy here
Brownie: ...You wanna go out with one of my friends?
Zing Li Fast: ...Tiny Zyme>_>
Zyme Guy: Whoa... a girl is tiny along with me>_>
It must have been meant to be>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...Whoa... a girl is tiny along with Zyme Guy>_>
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro, I hear it. This guy is acting just like the Seahawks at the 2015 super bowl.
Brownie: What does that even mean?
Blargghoolio: Bro...I betted on the Seahawks...
Shin: Brad, I think you and me were the only ones who watched the Super Mushroom Bowl.
Blargghoolio: What can I say? I love the sea, dude. They're, like, hawks at sea.
Blitzin' Bradley: That's deep bro
Sidestepper: Obligatory faux pas
Blargghoolio: The loss in coins cuts even deeper, bro...
Shin: Not these guys and certainly not the amazonesses.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, are there many manly women on this island?
Spear Girl: Argh! This is getting creepy!
Brownie: Good line of questioning, Zing.
Sidestepper: sure son sure
Blargghoolio: Anyways, Broshi. Can't we just...step on that Zyme Guy>_> while he's small?
Zyme Guy: Can I adventure with you guys>_>
Blargghoolio: He's a total ankle buster. No effort needed.
Brownie: I don't think we should waste much more time on these dames. They seem kind of flaky.
Zyme Guy: I want to meet more hot grrls>_>
...'Feyesh': please let that happen
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, how would you feel if we took Zyme Guy with us?
Blargghoolio: Well, we need to find a wife, right? No one seems to like this Shoobie, so this will probably up our rep here.
Brownie: Cold-blooded murder is not exactly my style, but I cant' exactly eat him, so why not just step on him?
Cody C.: shroob i made you a new comic
top one
Blargghoolio: We'll be doing these beach bunnies a huge favor, man.
Brownie: My thoughts exactly, Blargg.
Zing Li Fast: let's take him with us
I liked being tiny>_>
Zing Li Fast: it'll create happy crabs
Cody C.: i know you love them
Blargghoolio: Bullet Barney, bro. I like your style, but we'll never get your Shy Dude a wife with him hanging with us.
Brownie: ...Eh. You wanna drown him in the ocean or something?
Keiki (GM): Holy shit I love this comic
Blargghoolio: We gotta cut him loose into the sea. Wipe-out.
PrinceShroob: Sorry, not a fan of SBaHJ.
Cody C.: i know, it's sbahs
Victor H.: This comic is amazing.
beeoi h.: Sorry, a fan of SBaHJ.
PrinceShroob: Same thing.
Zing Li Fast: Goddamnit SBaHJin'!
Zyme Guy: So you need a wife then>_>
Victor H.: That's like saying Deadpool and Deadstroke are the same thing.
Cody C.: this guy gets it
Blargghoolio: Uh...not sure where you got that idea, dude. We're just catchin' waves.
Acre: that comic was fantastic
Blargghoolio: Don't you see this radical surfboard? Does this look like wife material to you?
Zyme Guy: I want to join your quest>_>
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, is there some sort of hidden warp pipe to somewhere else on this island?
Zyme Guy: To find hawt grrls>_>
Zing Li Fast: We could throw him there or something.
PrinceShroob: ...Okay, who the hell is Deadstroke?
Brownie: I think finding them is not the problem, freakazoid.
Zyme Guy: I know secrets about the Spear Girls>_>
Sidestepper: maybe, who knows
What kind of secrets?
Sidestepper: ask the voices
Blargghoolio: ...Should we accept, Broshi?
Spear Girl: You better not tell!
Cody C.: not the same as deadpool. not the same as deathstroke either.
Blargghoolio: I don't think these secrets will land us a beach bunny wife...
Zing Li Fast: God voice, can we find pipes? God voice, can we let Zyme join our quest for hawt girls>_>
Zyme Guy: Come to my hut... alone>_>
Zyme Guy turns and leaves.
Zyme Guy: I'll be watching out for you>_>
Blargghoolio: Broshi...think you can handle this one?
PrinceShroob: Google is not helping. :I
Brownie: I've gone through worse.
...Well, maybe not.
Blargghoolio: Broshi. You're a real Eddie, my man.
Brownie: But what can I say, I'm a glutton for punishment.
Seriously, waiting on that translator.
Zyme Guy observes from the safety of his Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber.
Blargghoolio: There's a saying amongst us surfers. It's called "Eddie would go."
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, does this guy know naughty secrets?
Blargghoolio: This crazy good surfer named Eddie always took these gnarly waves that everyone else would shy away from.
Brownie: That does sound like a pretty awesome dude.
Blitzin' Bradley: Eddie sounds like an alpha bro
Blargghoolio: So whenever you feel scared, just remember. Eddie would go. Broshi, you have surfer potential in your veins.
Brownie comes to Zyme Guy's hut...alone>_>
Zyme Guy: Are you still going to eat me>_>
Because that would be... too hot>_>
Brownie: You are one "special" guy, you know that.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, are that pink dude and Brownie going to fight and get hurt?
Brownie: In pokemon RBY, your highest stat would easily be "special"
You said something about secrets.
...'Feyesh': ..."special"
Victor H.: this is SO "dopey"
Brownie: What are they and exactly how creepy is this going to get?
Sidestepper: many hurts will be had
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
PrinceShroob: ..."..."special""
Zyme Guy: Well... I don't know the good bits>_>
But I do know they have an Oh My Goddess>_>
Her name... is Tutti Fruity>_>
Zing Li Fast: ....................................Tutti Fruity>_>
...Oh My Goddess>_>
Brownie: Anthropology's not my bit, you should talk to the walking dictionary about that.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, who is your god?
Sidestepper: a bigger crab
Brownie: Tell me about the psychology, if you catch my drift. What make a shy gal choose their shy bro?
Zyme Guy: She deals with favors regarding the... hot girls>_>
Victor H.: .......a bigger crab
Zing Li Fast: ....a bigger crab
Where can I meet this ...a bigger crab
Sidestepper: in crab world
Zyme Guy: So you could win her favor for other... favors>_>
...'Feyesh': ...."Favors"
Zing Li Fast: Sounds like deep world. deep.
Brownie: I'm going to catch mega autism just talking to you.
Zyme Guy: They could even be... "Favors">_>
Blargghoolio: Yo, Blitzin' Bro...what shall we do while Broshi deals with that shoobie?
Brownie: That is actually helpful though, in an incredibly creepy way.
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro I would love to put this nerd through some hazing, but he's kinda weird, you know?
Brownie: How do I gain the goddesses's favor?
Blargghoolio: Yeah, he seems like he could take three wipe-outs in the face and still be up for more.
Zyme Guy: I dunno how to find her, though maybe... Snu Snu knows>_>
God I wish I were Snu Snu>_>
Blargghoolio: I don't know how to deal with him. First guy I've ever seen who's that wacked out.
Brownie: I think that was the girl I thought I killed.
Blargghoolio: I'm gonna chat up some beach bunnies and get some more knowledge on what to do.
Brownie: You think Snu Snu will just let me summon up this goddess?
Blargghoolio surfs to the top-right hut.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, describe your relationship with the Shy "grrl"s in two words.
Zing Li Fast: ...crab charm
Blargghoolio: Hey gal, me and a couple of my dudes are visiting from Toadbrook.
Zing Li Fast: Do you charm them with your claws or something.
Zyme Guy: You must find Snu Snu>_>
Blargghoolio: Do you know what are some cool things about this island that we should know before hitting the waves?
Sidestepper: bubble barf. grlls love bubbles
Brownie: Well hey, easy enough. You're not exactly a reliable source of information, but you've provided us with a good amount of assistance, which is probably more than you'll ever amount to in your pathetic life.
Zing Li Fast: How do you make bubbles? I'm not compatible with TM11.
Brownie: I'm gonna go meet back up with the guys, talking to you is giving me a headache.
Sidestepper: you gotta believe
PrinceShroob: TM11 is Sunny Day, you geezer!
Brownie: Hey, uh, "Blitzin Bradley", how's it hangin'?
Victor H.: ...Geezer Li Fast
Belleezo: Guys, I hit up every smokin' hot babe. None of them are interested!
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Brownie: That's what I was afraid of.
Blargghoolio: What's up, Belleezo? What's the issue here?
Brownie: The freakazoid over there told me that these gals are devoted to their goddess, and their goddess can be bartered with.
Zing Li Fast: That's just WEEEIIIRD, marn.
Brownie: Me thinks we need to summon up this goddess.
We should find the shaman, Snu Snu or whatever.
Zap: How much did I miss?
Blargghoolio: Oh, dude! That's the bunny I talked to first!
Acre: Two hours of yoshi island
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, how do we summon the Shy "grrl" Goddess?
Zyme Guy: You missed a lot of Zyme Time>_>
beeoi h.: It has been 2 hours, jeez.
PrinceShroob: A wild Zapdos appeared!
...'Feyesh': ...You missed a lot of Zyme Time>_>
Blargghoolio: She's right near the bridge. Let's hit her up, mates.
Brownie: Right in front of ya.
Sidestepper: ask ..."snu snu"
Zing Li Fast: ..."snu snu"
Blargghoolio: Long time no see, Snu Snu. How are you faring since our fight?
Spear Girl: ... You guys again?
Brownie: Yeah, hope you aren't too beat up.
Spear Girl: ... Fair enough.
Brownie: I know, I know, we're a pain.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, is Snu Snu a keeper?
Brownie: Say, tell me about this "Tutti Frutti"
You think she'll talk to us?
Sidestepper: sure son sure
Spear Girl: ... Tutti Fruity. Fat chance of that. Unless, well...
Unless you can dance.
Brownie: Oh I can DANCE alright.
Blargghoolio: Oh, hang ten! Dancing is in my soul, bro.
Cody C.: shroob is the new comic more to your liking?
Brownie: I can dance up a LITERAL storm.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, who is the best dancer in this island?
Blargghoolio: Do we have to dance in any specific way?
Or can we just....hang loose?
Spear Girl straightens up and clears her throat.
Brownie: You better prepare yourself because Yoshi Astaire is in the house.
Spear Girl: The loneliest island proves to be a good center stage. Bring nature's bowling ball as an offering and hope for her approval.
Brownie: Nature's bowling ball, ey.
Zing Li Fast: Sounds about right.
Brownie: I better seek out Zing and his infinite wisdom on these kind of things.
Blargghoolio: Gotta travel to the lonely island, huh? Swerve.
PrinceShroob: The new comic is not to my liking.
Brownie: Yo Zing, what's "nature's bowling ball"
Blargghoolio: Thanks for the sick advice, Snu Snu. You're a real epic gidget.
Keiki (GM): I'm going to the bathroom real quick while you guys figure out riddles/appreciate Cody's fine artwork
Zing Li Fast: it is an epic bumper ball and I hope to dance on the top of it someday
Blargghoolio: ...Hey, Broshi.
These Shy Dude masks on these trees...
...Don't they kind of look like bowling balls?
Zing Li Fast: It's made out of coconuts.
And banans.
Blargghoolio: The mask is a coconut?
Blargghoolio: Then it's natural, dude!
Zing Li Fast: It's what grows on these goddamn palmtrees.
Blargghoolio: It's nature and it's a bowling ball, dude.
Blargghoolio: That's my first guess on what this thing could be.
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Brownie, dealing
6 damage!
Nothing was inside the egg!
Brownie: (except on the coconuts)
Blargghoolio: Outrageous riddle, though.
Crabbies, do the palm trees' leaves smell pretty?
Zing Li Fast: I hope they aren't DURGS.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie throws his last egg at a coconut, sending three falling down!
Brownie: Hey, we got 3 for the price of one.
Blargghoolio: Two for us, dude. Wicked.
Brownie picks up...one coconut.
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie picks up...one coconut.
You should ride on it like a bumper ball.
While doing the macarena.
Shin: Hm. Wonder if I'm up to getting dumb songs stuck in my head.
Shin picks up the two remaining coconuts.
Brownie: I will try my bestest.
Blargghoolio: Broshi, I feel like we're missing out part of the riddle...
Brownie: Shu Shu, I offer you one nature's bowling ball.
Blargghoolio: Like imagine riding a surf and you think you got it down pat when suddenly you just pearl in and totally wipe-out.
Spear Girl: ... I don't want no nature's bowling ball. You give that to Tutti Fruity! On her cleared empty stage.
While you dance or something.
Brownie: Would that be where we fought?
Blargghoolio: Dude, the island to the northwest.
Spear Girl: Looks like this is gonna get... jiggy.
Blargghoolio: It's pretty empty there, man. Like a beach during winter time.
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, is this island jiggy?
Brownie holds up a coconut to a deity he doesn't necesarily revere
Blargghoolio: Er, northeast.
Sidestepper: Hella jiggy.
Acre: lava can cross oceans
Blargghoolio: Shall we get jiggy with it?
A mysterious voice echoes. "Dance for me. And dance well."
Keiki (GM): Do an action command to determine how well you dance!
Blitzin' Bradley drops that shit like it's hot.
Blargghoolio does the wave and uses his lava form to make some sweet hot moves.
Brownie attempts to use dance>_>!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley attempts to use !
Blitzin' Bradley knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast attempts to use 69!
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Blargghoolio attempts to use Getting Jiggy!
Blargghoolio knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.: Therefore I can actually see the map.
Blargghoolio: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin attempts to use the wobble shuffle!
Shin knows about timed hits!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
...'Feyesh': "Geezer" left.
Ake: Do you have avatars showing, Beepo?
Cody C.: Someday Shroob-senpai will like my comics.
Ake: There's your problem.
Blargghoolio: Oh dude, total wipe-out...
Shin: I'm feeling the groove, Brownie... dance off?
beeoi h.: But I like the avatars.
Victor H.: I'm using avatars too.
Brownie: You know it bowtie
Victor H.: It just takes up a small part of the map.
Brownie attempts to use VICTORYdance!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Sidestepper: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Sidestepper attempts to use dance>_>!
Sidestepper knows about timed hits!
Shin attempts to use a great dance-off dance!!
Shin knows about timed hits!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Oof, stalemate it seems. You're good, Brownie.
Brownie: Worthy foes indeed!
Blargghoolio: Bro, this dance battle is heating up. Good stuff, you two.
...'Feyesh': ...Sidestepper attempts to use dance>_>!
...VICTORYdance!
"Your showmanship... it pleases me..."
Zing Li Fast: That is good.
Shin and Brownie both receive Jammin' Jellies!
The water starts to ripple.
Zing Li Fast: Hey, I got 2 successes too!
Brownie: Now if only we could find a wife.
Cody C.: take mine, she never shuts the fuck up
heyo!
Blargghoolio: Oh, bro! Is it time for a wave? This impact zone is about to clear up for the pipeline!
Blitzin' Bradley: Go bro! Ride that wave!
...Ride that surf!
A giant shell rises from the water!!!
Brownie: It's a slowbro shell.
Blargghoolio: ...Not exactly a surf, but totally radical...
...MONDO radical.
Zing Li Fast: This is pretty crazy, eh, crabbies?
Blargghoolio sets his surfboard on to the waters and kickflips his way into the shell.
Brownie: I need to work on naval travel.
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa bro, that's awesome! You OWN that shit! You OWN it!
Brownie flutters over to the shell.
Zyme Guy: ... The plot thickens>_>
Zing Li Fast: ......The plot thickens>_>
Victor H.: To walks down stairs>_>
Cody C.: Can Brad throw himself to that thing?
Brad throws himself to that thing.
Victor H.: .....Tutti Frutti
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, does that shell smell pretty?
Brownie: I feel like I just touched fuzzy.
Sidestepper is currently not inside of the shell
Zing Li Fast: Crabbies, I'm going inside a shell.
Nice. Ice. talking to you.
Shin: It seems to go around... Hopefully nothing's around this corner.
Brownie goes around the corner.
Shin: Except for blocks. Anyone want... da blocks?
Brownie: Oh hey free stuff.
Victor H. surfs with the group.
Zing Li Fast: ...Victor H. surgs with the group.
Brownie: Probably like, artifacts of the gods or something, but I don't mind.
Zing Li Fast hits...one block.
Brownie: Those not blessed with the JELLY of the JAMS should probably take them.
Zing Li Fast finds a Maple Syrup, while Shin finds a Super Mushroom!
That should fill up my bag now.
I need a Strange Sack.
Zing Li Fast's bag is completely full!
...'Feyesh': It had room for the Maple Syrup, right?
So it's the 15th item.
Blargghoolio: Alright, ready to snag our Shy Dude a wife?
Zing Li Fast: Are there waifus inside shells? brilliant? stupid? win? fail?
Shin peeks around the corner.
Shin: Welp. Time to seek favor.
I hear you are... the Tutti Fruity!
Tutti Fruity: Darlin', that is a name I answer to.
Tutti Fruity is a floating Shy Guy mask.
Brownie: Yo, don't mean to interrupt your celestial duties, but...
Zing Li Fast: Are you Carmen Miranda's deceased soul?
Brownie: ...We need a wife!
Zing Li Fast: ...We need a wife!
Tutti Fruity: A wife. Why would each of you need a wife? I'm sure that would be a good portion of my tribe.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Why is your tribe filled with "grrl"s?
Blargghoolio: Just one of us needs a wife. A Shy Dude that happens to not be here.
Me, I don't need a wife. Just waves.
Tutti Fruity: We are descendents of an ancient people.
Zing Li Fast: Why are they "grrl"s?
hot wavegirls>_>
Tutti Fruity: We just are. We don't mess around with men. We can get along just fine without.
But I would not give away my tribe. Most likely not even one, unless you can prove it.
Brownie: Surely there must be one among you that desires the companionship of a masculien spirit.
masculine*
Blargghoolio: Bro...you should have told that Shy Dude to come...
Brownie: I'm a fighter, not a lover.
Blargghoolio: What do we need to prove, god dude?
Zing Li Fast: I'm a racer, not a fighter.
Tutti Fruity: Your strength.
Blitzin' Bradley: Got your tickets?
Brownie: Yeah, I doubt that'll be hard.
Zing Li Fast: I...I...
lifts a banan
Brownie: This guy is jacked.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Tutti Fruity: I will challenge you to graceful combat, unlike anything you have ever seen in your life.
Blargghoolio: Why does this island like battling so much...I wish we could all just chill and enjoy our lives.
Still...we gotta get a wife!
Tutti Fruity: If you prevail, I may give you a willing member of my tribe.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Tutti Fruity: If you are bested... Well, maybe OKGuy won't be so bad after all.
Zing Li Fast: Smallzingman concurs. to Blarggmarn
(to the blargg)
Brownie: What's the haps, Fruity lady.
What do we need to beat.
Zing Li Fast: Are you fruity rich?
Blargghoolio: I think we have to roll for initiative, dinobuddy.
Belleezo: Well then! I suppose I'll fight...
[MUSIC] Tutti Fruity's Irresistable Dance
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Blargghoolio takes initiative!
Blitzin' Bradley takes initiative!
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blargghoolio: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Belleezo takes initiative!
Belleezo: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Victor H.: acre: 2 hours of seagulls
Tutti Fruity takes initiative!
Acre: There has been two hours of seagulls.
Tutti Fruity: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Tutti Fruity: It's time...
To dance!
Zing Li Fast: This fruity "grrl" thing is challenging our manly prowess.
Zing Li Fast: We must show her what it means to be manly men>_>
Cody C.: yo gm what do i roll to suplex? no macro
Victor H.: I wish Zyme Guy>_> was here to cameo fight
Brownie: I'm givin' her all I got, capn'!
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, I never made a macro for that. Shit!
Acre: two hours of koopaling flamenco
Zap: And then everything got intense
...'Feyesh': ...Tutti Fruity's Irresistible Dance (Playing)
Keiki (GM): Let's say she's too big to suplex. Kinda wimping out on mechanics at the moment.
Zing Li Fast: Let's do it, sons!
Keiki (GM): By next session we'll get that shit ironed out.
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Zing Li Fast: 1, 2, 3, G-e-t s-o-m-e!
Get some!
Acre: And spike bros, drill right
Keiki (GM): One thing before you actually attack.
Tutti Fruity is dancing an irresistible dance!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
All fighters must make a Recover check to determine if they can move!
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Victor H. tries to recover from a status effect!
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Keiki (GM): Before you move, dingus.
Victor H.: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blargghoolio: This is before we move. (S)
Acre: Who said floating masks couldn't dance?
Brownie cannot help but compulsively dance!
Brownie: Jeez, the threshold is 2?
Cody C.: Uhhh did I pass?
Can I damage now?
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Well, I got a 4.
Keiki (GM): You may still make a 5-foot step.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley rushes in for a tackle on Tutti Fruity, dealing
6 damage! Tutti Fruity is
stunned !
Brownie does the running yoshi.
...'Feyesh': ...Brownie does the running yoshi.
**CHARACTER TEMPLATE**: dat loop
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...
CHARACTER TEMPLATE
beeoi h.: CHARACTER TEMPLATE
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Zing Li Fast's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Tutti Fruity, dealing
0 damage!
A mysterious voice sounds off, saying "In, at, or to this place or position."
Brownie: LITERALLY 0 damage
Zing Li Fast: what is this ...(S)
Cody C.: didn't I stun her?
Tutti Fruity is stunned, but keeps up a rhythmic dance.
Cody C.: but she can still guard?
...'Feyesh': She failed the guard, why did I 0 damag
Keiki (GM): Passive defense.
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Tutti Fruity, dealing
3 damage!
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Line_Of_Defense, son
...http://tinyurl.com/lff8wde
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Blargghoolio: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
whbat
Victor H.: ........too much armor
Shin attempts to identify Tutti Fruity.
Acre: Blargghoo is confused!
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
... Dang! Flop.
...'Feyesh': Blarghoo guarded against himself out of confusion!
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley rushes in for a tackle on Tutti Fruity, dealing
6 damage! Tutti Fruity is
not stunned !
Keiki (GM): Oh wait. Dance.
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: Hey guys, let me fit into this mess.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): Brownie and Brad can move!
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Zing Li Fast: ...666 HAIL SATAN
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Okay
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Aw man. These tuns are too sick for me.
Keiki (GM): Before you guys move.
Is when you dance.
This is just confusing me!
...'Feyesh': Metal Head Zing can move!
Acre: Everyone is just too anxious to...get a wife!
Keiki (GM): It's Brownie's turn.
So!
Brownie: I rolllllllllllled
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie ground pounds on Tutti Fruity for
1 damage!
Brownie: eat that SICK DAMAGE
Blitzin' Bradley: You bros need to lift more.
Blargghoolio: Yeah, I need to hit the gym again.
Zing Li Fast: This looks barribad.
Keiki (GM): Now it's Zing Li Fast's turn. You must recover!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Cody C.: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: Nah bro you're cut. All that surfing.
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
I rolled 3 before.
You also rolled in a cavalcade of other people!
Zing Li Fast: Brownie rolled too
Keiki (GM): It was also Brownie's at least perceived turn.
I'm moving here then.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
And...
Tutti Fruity: You lads are keepin' me down!
Tutti Fruity puckers up, and kisses Blitzin' Bradley! Blitzin' Bradley is now a Mushroom!
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Victor H.: .......Blitzin' Mushroom.
Acre: Mushroom sprites for everyone
...'Feyesh': ...Blitzin' Mushroom
Cody C.: Can I mushroom suplex?
Oh, no
Cody C.: Just read the effect thing
Keiki (GM): A mushroom cannot suplex. It can't even move! It just regenerates HP.
Yes!
Brownie: Oh is it my turn
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Keiki (GM): You must recover!
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): And you successfully move.
Brownie: Oh yeha, Blaehrgh
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Tutti Fruity, dealing
3 damage!
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Must... resist... urge...
Blargghoolio: This is one choppy wave...
Shin compulsively dances a banan.
Keiki (GM): Make a recover check!
Cody C.: I can recover shroom, right?
Cody C. tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley: Only me
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
...'Feyesh': ...Shin compulsively dances a banan.
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
flop.
Victor H.: .....Mushroom sprite.
Brownie dances off to the side
Bradley successfully recovers from being a mushroom! But can he recover from... the danceses moves?
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro... this beat is pretty catchy.
Blitzin' Brad does the stanky Brad.
Keiki (GM): Brownie's turn!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Zing Li Fast: I did it, marn.
Acre: The fly guy is totally slacking on the job
Zing Li Fast: hi bellezo hi
Belleezo: Y'know, I think I might be slacking, but to be fair, how do I even hit this thing?
I hit that WEEEIIIRD thing as hard as I could, but "literally zero damage".
I'm just gonna stand here and enjoy the sea breeze.
Tutti Fruity conjures a lightning strike of dark mojo, striking Zing Li Fast for
14 damage!
Blargghoolio: Maybe you can dig up some dirt on her?
...Whoa, dude.
Zing Li Fast: What the ...(S)
Tutti Fruity: Electrifying!
Blargghoolio: Dude, that is so lame!
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Brownie: That's some TPK ...(S) right there.
...'Feyesh': This attack really needs some dodging
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Tutti Fruity, dealing
3 damage!
Tutti Fruity: Ooh, what a pain you are...
Shin: Hey, surfer guy... You look like you might need a pick-me-up!
: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio: Yeah...all I got are Honey Syrups, though...did not expect all this magic to happen.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) you, Shin.
Shin tosses a Super Shroom his way.
Blargghoolio is healed to full health!
Blargghoolio: Thanks, Shy Dude, my main man.
A true dude to the end
Keiki (GM): Bargin' Bob's turn
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
3catchy5me
Keiki (GM): Technically your turn!
Zing Li Fast: ...3catchy5me
Belleezo tries to recover from a status effect!
Belleezo: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
... 4catch6u
...'Feyesh': So how does wishing work?
...4catch6u
Keiki (GM): I'm not doing Terra Wishes in the side sessions, what with mixed groups and stuff.
Also Cody's having issues with Roll20, but he just told me what to do.
Blitzin' Bradley attempts to use Hazing!
Blitzin' Bradley knows about timed hits!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley picks up Tutti Fruity, shakes him around, and throws. Tutti Fruity is send flying
10 feet away, dealing
7 damage upon landing.
Victor H.: makes its return
...'Feyesh': How do you flee from the battle? The mashing A thing.
Blitzin' Bradley: Get away from my bro, bro.
Oh wait.
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley is too busy to dance to throw people.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Ding Di Slow time.
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Zing Li Fast uncontrollably dances!
Keiki (GM) puckers up, and kisses Blargghoolio! Blargghoolio is now a Mushroom!
Victor H.: ...But...I'm flamey.
Acre: I like how zing just phased through the wall
...'Feyesh': 5 feet. son.
Blargghoolio: Bro...this is mondo weird...
Keiki (GM): Make a recovery check!
...'Feyesh': ... Bro...this is mondo weird...
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Blargghoolio: I hope I never go through that again. That was more than a wipe-out.
But can he resist the temptation... to dance?
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
beeoi h.: Apparently not.
Blargghoolio does the wave and surfs away.
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin: Okay. I can't dance the night away.
Shin: I need to do something!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Shin squeezes his bowtie and squirts a
poisonous bowtie juice at Tutti Fruity!
Acre: bowtie juices, gamers
Brownie: Stack those DOTs, boys
We'll down this raid boss
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Just not on my watch.
Keiki (GM): [dancing intensifies]
Brownie: Why do I keep moving liek crazy.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Tutti Fruity whispers in Brownie's ear.
Tutti Fruity: You were always such a good dancer...
Tutti Fruity puckers up, and kisses Brownie! Brownie is now a Mushroom!
Keiki (GM): Blaaaargh's turn.
Or Shin's.
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin attempts to identify Tutti Fruity.
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Argh! Almost...
Brownie: This would be funny if it wasn't so embarassing.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blargghoolio continues to do the wave even more.
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
beeoi h.: Two recoveries, I think.
Blitzin' Bradley rushes in for a tackle on Tutti Fruity, dealing
6 damage! Tutti Fruity is
stunned !
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): You recover from both!
Brownie: Let's hope I bulk up.
Tutti Fruity: Impeccable technique...
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Brownie's-- heh
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie: I've failed you all.
...'Feyesh': ...Browni's--heh
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: Gotta get myself a training program.
Blitzin' Bradley: Just don't miss leg day, bro
Zing Li Fast: This is the worst battle ever.
Brownie: Every day is leg day when you're a Yoshi.
Blargghoolio: Bullet Barney over there misses leg day every day.
Tutti Fruity: You've been a thorn.
Tutti Fruity drains the health of Blitzin' Bradley, dealing
9 damage! Tutti Fruity heals for
4 HP.
Blitzin' Bradley: Then you should start lifting bro. Yoshis have those little noodle arms
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blargghoolio is dancing like dacsv
Keiki (GM): ... That's correct.
Blargghoolio is blargghooliobustsamove.avi
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...blargghooliobustsamove.avi
Cody C.: trying to do that damage i just took
okay
Keiki (GM): You didn't take any!
Tutti Fruity was stunned.
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
Tutti Fruity: Quite persistent.
Ake: She probably spent karma on that roll.
Cody C.: who's turn is it?
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Blitzin' Bradley's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley rushes in for a tackle on Tutti Fruity, dealing
6 damage! Tutti Fruity is
not stunned !
...'Feyesh': rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
...'Feyesh' tries to recover from a status effect!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)ing ...(S).
Finally a move.
Zing Li Fast hides outside the shell, looking inside the cave everynow and then
Zing Li Fast hides in safety.
Tutti Fruity drains the health of Blitzin' Bradley, dealing
9 damage! Tutti Fruity heals for
4 HP.
Brownie: This poison sucks more than poison sting.
Blitzin' Bradley: Ow bro. Most heinous.
Victor H. tries to recover from a status effect!
Victor H.: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blargghoolio dances up a frenzy
Shin attempts to identify Tutti Fruity.
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Finally found it!
Shin: That's Tutti Fruity, the goddess of the Spear Girls of the Island of... you know the name!
Zing Li Fast: YOU KNOW ITS NAME
Shin: HP is 40, FP is 25, Attack is 2, and Defense is 4... Hey, it looks almost defeated!
...'Feyesh': Can you make its HP/FP displayed when it is tattled?
Shin: It has an irresistible dance. To even move you have to make annoying Recover checks.
Shin: On top of that, it knows how to turn you into a mushroom and cast powerful Drain and Lightning spells! Watch out!
Added to the journal.
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
You know the drill
Victor H.: ...YOU KNOW ITS DRILL
Tutti Fruity: I need that delicious HP.
Tutti Fruity drains the health of Blitzin' Bradley, dealing
9 damage! Tutti Fruity heals for
4 HP.
Blitzin' Bradley: I go... to Brohalla...
Zing Li Fast stays the ...(S) hidden
Cody C.: down but not out nigga
Keiki (GM): Five foot steps!
After your next move, if Tutti Fruity doesn't go down, you're KO'd.
Victor H. tries to recover from a status effect!
Victor H.: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Blargghoolio: Back in the game, baby!
Keiki (GM): Blargghoolio stops doing the wave.
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Tutti Fruity, dealing
3 damage!
...'Feyesh': ...Blargghoolio stops doing the wave.
Shin: I'm not sure what I can really do in this situation!
...'Feyesh': Shin... he's gonna do it!
Shin hands a Honey Syrup to Blargghoolio!
Blargghoolio: Thanks again, Shy Dude. You have been such a helpful buddy
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: I'm USELESS cuz I'm RUTHLESS
Brownie can make a move this turn!
...'Feyesh': ...Brownie's USELESS cuz he's RUTHLESS
Brownie nervously eats some honey syrup
Blargghoolio: ...nervously
Blitzin' Brad passes out from dancing!
...'Feyesh': ...passes out from dancing!
Zing Li Fast stays the ...(S) hidden
Tutti Fruity conjures a lightning strike of dark mojo, striking Blargghoolio for
14 damage!
...'Feyesh': What the ...(S)
...'Feyesh': How much FP does this thing have
My god
Blargghoolio: ...Wiped out, dude...I just got ripped...
...'Feyesh': An attack that can't be dodged is not right
pls tell me at least she ran out of FP
Shin: No good, no good, uh...
beeoi h.: That is kind of weird
...'Feyesh': This is L0rd Fast II v2
beeoi h.: A ranged, uncharged, undodgeable, saveless attack
Victor H.: ...Lord Fast II
...'Feyesh': And the range is crazy.
.
Shin utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...L0rd Fast II
l0rd
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Victor H.: L0rd Crump from blecch: no.
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 0 Successes
Brownie: Are we human, or are we dancer?
Victor H.: deep question, Brownie.
Zing Li Fast stays the ...(S) hidden
Tutti Fruity conjures a lightning strike of dark mojo, striking Brownie for
14 damage!
...'Feyesh': What the ...(S)
Seriously
Why does this thing not take like 18 FP
Victor H.: Shin can do it
...'Feyesh': How much FP does she have now
Acre: if only zing co-co-co-cogs the (S) out of this party of hunks
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre: Gotta stall it out and leave luck to poison
Shin: You got anything, Belleezo...? Where did Zing Li Fast go?
Zing Li Fast: How much FP does she have now, Shin?
Tutti Fruity utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Tutti Fruity's attack!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Tutti Fruity bumps into Shin, dealing
2 damage!
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Tutti Fruity!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...what is this "dopey" drawing
Tutti Fruity tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Tutti Fruity: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...we ...(S)ing lost
Shin: Here goes nothing...
...'Feyesh': I am here omg omg
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shin prepares to send Tutti Fruity to sleep!
Shin slaps Tutti Fruity, dealing
1 damage! Tutti Fruity is now
asleep !
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
...GO TO THE_SLEEP
Zing Li Fast dances the ...(S) hidden
...'Feyesh': Belleezo, do something
Tutti Fruity wakes up instantly.
She has almost no HP now.
Tutti Fruity: I am impressed by your strength.
Victor H.: 2 more hours of seagulls
Blargghoolio: Same to you, god dude.
[MUSIC] Tutti Fruit's Hut
...'Feyesh': ...Tutti Fruity Hut (Playing)
Uhh
Is it the end of the battlol
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro, those gains.
Acre: This has gone for three ours and a half.
Brownie: In the end, it didn't even matter...
Tutti Fruity moves back to her favorite levitation spot.
...'Feyesh': Do we win xp or whbat
and riches
That was a tiring battlol.
The party gains 50 Star Points each!
37 coins are also found!
[MUSIC] Island of Beautiful Shy Girls<_<
Zing Li Fast: I saw my banans flash before my eyes!
Tutti Fruity: Truth be told... I think I have seen a valuable wife all along.
Brownie: I think we should give this to Blargg. I doubt he'll spontaneously disappear after this week or something.
Victor H.: ...Zyme Guy>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...I read that as Truth be told... Tutti Fruity thinks she has been a valuable wife all along.
Blargghoolio: Ha, I appreciate the gesture, Broshi. I dunno, though....this epic adventure proved to be a lot for my taste and I do like chillaxing more than anything else.
Blargghoolio: I might just chill back at my pad for a while
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Brownie: In that case, gimme the FP plus, I'm da best.
Zing Li Fast: Does this mean we take Zyme Guy
Brownie: I survived...2nd longest.
Tutti Fruity: You have just barely proven that you are deserving of this bodacious babe's hand in marriage.
Zing Li Fast: Who is this ...bodacious babe.
Tutti Fruity: With a few adjustments from my lady-maker beam...
Zing Li Fast: ...Creating a waifu.
Belleezo: ... Why are you looking at me like that?
Blargghoolio: ...You make ladies, god dude?
Blitzin' Bradley: Brad wants a shy honey to take home too.
Tutti Fruity fires a peculiar beam at Belleezo!
Blitzin' Bradley: Gotta make Shrody feel jealous so he'll be my bro. Nothing pulls bros together like a ho to put after bros.
Brownie: This goes against the teachings of our L0rd Boshi.
Victor H.: ................................"MtF"
Zing Li Fast: ..."MtF" beam
Zing Li Fast: ...L0rd Boshi.
Zyme Guy: I beg of you>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...No! Take me>_>
Brownie: ....I wanna be the Boshi
Zing Li Fast: ...
trips (laughs)
Blargghoolio: ...Bro....this is way far out...
Am I still alive after wiping out? I can't even tell...
Belleezo: Augh! My calhones!
Zing Li Fast: Zym wanted to have what he most loves in the world, breasts>_>
Brownie: Whatever, I just wanna call this job done already.
Belleezo transforms into...
Brownie: I feel like some sort of mercenary working under the thumb of extraterritorial corporations in a futuristic world of magic.
Zing Li Fast: Any plot holes were fixed by magic.
Belleeza: ... This better not be a really obtuse reference.
I wish I could become Sara>_>
Victor H.: "funny and true"
Zing Li Fast: poor Belleezo
He was domainified.
Shin: Well, uh... did we do it?
Zing Li Fast: How do you feel being a "grrl", marn?
Blargghoolio: So...that Shoobie is now a beach bunny? That's.....I think that's good enough for a wife for our Shy Dude.
Belleeza: ... Well. This is probably not what I expected. But perhaps by some weird plot-hole solving magic, I just feel resolved to do this.
Blargghoolio: I hope you still have that whistle, dude...or rather, dudette. We need to chill back at our pad somehow.
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Belleeza: That's not the only whistle I'll be playing.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
I hope you can get pregnant, or Cayleef will be really mad at us...
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Belleeza wishes for a miracle.
Belleeza: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...0 Successes
Belleeza: The miracle never happen.
Well uh... Shall we go see Cayleef?
Belleeza: I'll... I'll just play the whistle.
Blargghoolio: Hang loose, my friends.
Shall we take Zyme Guy with us?
NO WE WON'T
Blargghoolio: ...I think Zyme Guy likes it here as it is. Isn't that right, little Shy Dude?
Zyme Guy: Only if there are hot shy girls where you guys are going>_>
Zing Li Fast: Ummm... there are "grrl"s of all types.
You have to explore and find them.
Or something like that.
Blargghoolio: That's what you can say about life as a whole, man....isn't life a journey to explore and find new experiences all around, beach bunnies being one of them?
Zyme Guy: Take me away, these shy girls can't learn to appreciate me>_>
Acre: take him so brad can stuff him in a locker
just a helpful hint
Belleeza: I'm gonna just play this whistle now.
Belleeza plays the Ocarina of Time title theme.
Zing Li Fast: A new world of experiences with hot girls>_> awaits! Your journey shall start anew, Zym!
.
Victor H.: ...Just in time>_>
Acre: Back to two hours of rainbow castle
Zing Li Fast: We... we... we got a wife banan.
Brownie: I really should do something about this 0 HP.
Cayleef: Whoa, you're not messin'?
Brownie: Truly dude, we are not messin'.
As you asked...
...We got a wife!
And we're now giving you... one wife.
Shin: Yeah... I think I've profited enough despite Cayleef. You guys are getting a free stay at the inn. On me!
Zing Li Fast: Meet Belleeza!
thanks shin thanks
Brownie: Sounds fantastic.
Blargghoolio: Bro...you should have went with us. But we got you a wife.
Zing Li Fast: ...O-Oh sempai.
...'Feyesh': ...gibe us moni
Cayleef: Wow. What a hottie.
Anyway...
Cayleef: I've been carving away at some magical wood.
Zing Li Fast: Enjoy the hot Shy Girl>_>
Cayleef: I've made a couple of magical dang whistles.
Blargghoolio: Far out, dude! What can they do?
Cayleef: I call them... the CAYLEEF Whistles!
Or just Cayleef Whistles if you prefer.
Zing Li Fast: ...CAYLEEF Whistles!
Cayleef: Just blow this whistle and I can come in and do like 9999* damage.
*doesn't actually do 9999 damage
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Blargghoolio: ..That would have been pretty useful against the god dude...
Cayleef: Well, now I have a waifu.
Brownie: Well I do like a good summon now and then.
Brownie: But I'm gonna be totally honest.
Just so we're on the level.
Blargghoolio: Still, awesome gift. I hope you enjoy your new wife dude. If you want, we can catch some waves later on.
Zing Li Fast: So when's the wedding?
Brownie: I kind of hate you for making us do this.
Cayleef: Oh yeah. You guys want money or something, right?
Nah, you love me and I know it.
Cayleef: Here. 20 coins each for a job well done.
Zing Li Fast: ...20 coins
Brownie: I think I'll sell this glorified dog whistle at a pawn shop when I get the chance.
Zing Li Fast: I guess I can go with ...20 coins.
Brownie: Thanks for sticking through this, guys.
It's been fun.
Brownie: Gotta go back to my mission of questionable time restraint.
Blargghoolio: It was definitely an awesome way to spend this day.
Zing Li Fast: That was an awesome sidequest!
Blargghoolio: Caught some waves, met some cute (though aggro) Shy Girls>_>, met some...far out dudes, and went against a god dude.
Keiki (GM): So. Cayleef Whistles. Probably going to give one. Who gets it?
Zing Li Fast: Brownie: ...How? You just stood there dancing until a Shy "grrl" spawned, and spammed the ...(S) out of it.
Shin: LESBIAN SHY GIRLS! D:
beeoi h.: As I impied, almost certainly not me
Zing Li Fast: I'd like to get it.
actually, shin
Shin: ... I'd prefer to not getting it, so... Zing, maybe you'd like this sort of thing!
Victor H.: Zing Li Fast has fast pants.
Thanks Shin!
Zing Li Fast gets the Cayleef Whistle!
Zing Li Fast: It'd make more sense for you to get it, but oh wellz.
...'Feyesh': This is a Key Item, isn't it.
Victor H.: Shin is a...Nice Guy>_>
Zing Li Fast: Someone needs to be able to rescue you guys in a pinch.
...'Feyesh': ...Nice Guy>_>
...'Feyesh': Well, then I still have my 15 normal items in my stuffed backback
.
Keiki (GM): I'm counting it as a tool.
Blargghoolio: Well, dudes....you're all pretty aight in my book. Especially you, Broshi. Like I said, you know where to hit me up if you want to chillax.
Zing Li Fast: Thanks, guys. Zingboo thinks Zingboo thinks he can be more useful now.
Brownie: Will do, Blargg.
Brownie: I'll call you when someone steals the top-secret cellphone technology from the X-Nauts.
Victor H.: .......X-phone
Brownie: I'll make my way to that snug, snug inn now.
Cayleef: Whoa... cell phones? I never thought of that.
beeoi h.: Regardless of whether or not we're ending now I think I'm at the end of my attention span
Zing Li Fast: Belleeza, are you happy that you're gettting married?
Zyme Guy: I wish I could be a hot girl>_>
Zing Li Fast: You can meet hot girls>_> now
