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Keiki (GM): Oh yeah! It slows too.
Let's start this.
One quick question though.
How do you think Spooker and Tenasa arrived? By train?
I'm not sure if they fully understand the sewers yet!
Zap: Train works for me
Bobo_Jinky: uh sure? train or wagon or something
PrinceShroob: Tenasa T. probably knows squat about the sewers, and Spooker is...Spooker.
Zap: Spooker is lucky enough to go by sewers and get here by luck though
Probably
After a long train ride out to the Crag Canyon, Spooker and his new friend, Tenasa T., arrive in the Berry Basin, where Kolorado was said to be staked out.
[MUSIC] Berry Basin
Spooker: Oh hey, I remember this place :33
Tenasa T.: Never been to a jungle place like this before...
Anything to look out for, Spooker?
Spooker: Hmm...
Fuzzies
That tasted bad
I remember them attacking us at some point
PrinceShroob: Okay, just figured out a reason for why Shrody would go with Kreg and Catena instead of with Spooker and Tenasa T. Namely, because he has bad memories of this place.
Tenasa T.: ...I'll try not to munch on'em. Anyways, since you've been here before, you know where this Kolorado guy is set up?
Keiki (GM): Meeeork! You guys taste bad!
PrinceShroob: Mostly taking that Hydroshi's ultimate attack.
Fuzzy: Aw heck. Meeeeork!
Tenasa T.: Hey it's one of your pals!
Fuzzy bounces off into the woods.
Tenasa T.: ...not a brave little things are they?
Fuzzy wasn't scared at all! N-n-no!
The way seems clear.
Spooker: Dunno <.>
Tenasa T.: After you?
Spooker: But he's probably at the new empty temple like place!
Okay!
Yep, it's still here
Kolorado's Cohort: Oh hey, Kolorado, they're here!
Spooker: Also koopas!
Tenasa T.: Kolorado?
Kolorado: Well hello! It seems the... hohoho... Troubletakers are here.
Kolorado giggles at his own joke.
Tenasa T.: Yeah...yeah we're here alright, so you need us to explore some ruins right?
Kolorado: Well met, friends!
Bobo_Jinky: rip zap
Keiki (GM): Oro down, oro down
Oh hey he's back
Zap: Stupid fucking useless websites
Kolorado: Yes. Specifically, we need to take notes on these ruins. Er... I should correct myself.
You see these ruins, correct?
Tenasa T.: Yeah, I see'em.
Hard to miss honestly.
Kolorado: Well, it turns out that our top geokoopas have discovered that there exists an entirely unexplored civilization beneath Yoshivala!
It dates clear back to the Dinosaur Age!
Tenasa T.: ...how big are these ruins exactly?
Kolorado: Koopeter, fetch me my coffee!
It seems that it's big enough to be a whole city down there!
Spooker: <.>
Tenasa T.: .......don't you think you'll need a few more guys?
Kolorado: But there's no telling what could lurk in these ruins...
Kolorado looks intently at Tenasa T., smiling.
Kolorado: Well... you're the takers!
Shall we? For history? For science?
Tenasa T. mutters for money more like it...
Tenasa T.: Yeah sure professor! Show us the history!
Spooker: Yay history! ^.^!
Kolorado sips a coffee briskly.
Kolorado: I have my energy. Let's go!
Kolarado, with a duo of brave adventurers, enter the ruins.
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Spooker: Ah, just like how I remember it, however long ago it was
Kolorado: A marvel, isn't it?
Kolorado's Cohort yawns.
Tenasa T.: Well it's certainly somethin'.
PrinceShroob: I'm surprised Spooker remembered what it looked like.
Zap: XD
Tenasa T.: Does it breath fire or you pull its head and gold pops out?
Kolorado: Ah, experienced with these ruins, I see!
Spooker: I don't think that happened...
Tenasa T.: Well they can't all be winners.
Spooker: We should go see the talking door!
He was fun
Kolorado's Cohort: ... Are you in a pillar right now?
Spooker: I am a ghost
Tenasa T.: Well if you and whoever you were down here with already explored the ruins, wouldn't Kolorado want us to explore somewhere new?
Spooker: :33
Oh wait you can't see me making that face can you
Kolorado's Cohort: ... Good point, I guess!
... I'm hungry.
Spooker: Me too!
But don't eat the stuff around here I was told not to
Kolorado: These wonders are yesterday's wonders! We must continue.
Tenasa T.: Eat later, job now.
Spooker: Gotta go fast
Kolorado: Ah, a magnificent skeleton. And so large!
Spooker: RIP three headed yoshi thing
Kolorado: ... Koopeter. Take note that we must preserve this!
Kolorado's Cohort scribbles something on a notepad.
Tenasa T.: Looks like the skeleton of that statue back the way we came.
Spooker resists nomming on the bones
Kolorado's Cohort: Yeah yeah, Kolorado...
PrinceShroob: Was that skeleton there last time we were here?
Keiki (GM): Technically.
PrinceShroob: "technically"
Bobo_Jinky: it was more alive back then
PrinceShroob: That's the Hydroshi we faced, isn't it?
Zap: Hydroshi should totally become canon, that was a great idea
Spooker: Where to now? The right was a dead end before I think... <.>
Kolorado: Not so much of a dead end when you have my intuition on the case!
Not every nook and cranny was quite discovered...
Kolorado flips a hidden lever.
Spooker: ???
Magic!
Tenasa T.: I don't think that was magic Spooker.
PrinceShroob: ...Did we not notice that last time?
Tenasa T.: He kinda pulled that lever over there.
Kolorado: There was an ancient civilization before even this one.
Well then...
Koopeter! My rope.
Spooker: It's nice that the new one left this hole to the old one
Kolorado's Cohort: Uh... Here's that climbing kit.
Kolorado: Good, good. We shall descend the hole!
Tenasa T.: Down we go then!
Kolorado's crew set up a rope leading down into the depths of the earth.
Spooker: Let'sa go! ^.^!
The group descend slowly for awhile, until they hit ground.
[MUSIC] Underground
PrinceShroob: Looks dark.
Okay, here we go.
Kolorado: Thanks for turning on your light, Koopeter.
Spooker: Whoa
PrinceShroob: Also, my macros are showing up for some reason.
Spooker: This place looks amazing! ^.^!
Kolorado: Hm. This is strange.
Tenasa T.: It's not half bad, I'll admit.
Spooker: I wonder if this tree has any fruit at the top of it...
Kolorado: That water is awfully brown, though.
PrinceShroob: Pollution is a bitch.
Tenasa T.: Might not want to drink that Spooker.
Spooker: I was thinking about possible fruit in the tree, but it's probably bad too huh? ;.;
Tenasa T.: Job first, food later.
Spooker: Oh ya
Tenasa T.: The hunger'll motivate ya anyhow!
So these are definitely the ruins, right Professor?
Kolorado: These hieroglyphics are interesting... Koopeter. The camera.
Take pictures of these.
Oh yes... Ohhh yes.
Tenasa T.: Can you read'em?
Spooker: Look like squiggles to me <.>
PrinceShroob: Remembered that Cake actually posted the map of the ruins from the first time we explored them, that hidden door that leads to the hole was actually absent. Interesting...
Kolorado: This is the lost city of the Rekhs.
Tenasa T.: The Rekhs?
PrinceShroob: get rekh, son
Zap: Kolorado wasn't there to use his sixth sense to tell where it was
Tenasa T.: Rocks?
Kolorado: Not rocks, you doof! Rekhs!
Spooker: ...<.>
Instead of an english lesson we should go inside!
Tenasa T.: Sounds good to me!
Maybe we'll find some old Rekhs!
Ask'em how their name is pronounced and what they had for breakfast even!
Kolorado: I'm pretty excited.
So... I'm not sure what will lurk in these ruins.
Would you please protect me while I document these treasures?
Tenasa enters the ruins like the no-nonsense guy he is.
Tenasa T.: That's what we're being paid for, you doof!
Spooker: Yes!
Kolorado: Ah, hieroglyphics... Or perhaps drawings of ? blocks.
Spooker: Anything important about the thing on the floor? <.>?
Kolorado: Hm? You mean the bricks?
... Well, we could use this for carbon dating, I suppose. However that works.
Tenasa T.: They look arranged in a certain fashion I guess?
Probably shouldn't read too much into it
Kolorado orders his men to take snapshots of the hieroglyphics.
Kolorado: Well. It's time to continue on.
Tenasa T.: Onwards we go then!
Spooker: g2g fast
Or not
...wha
Tenasa T.: Uh
A Cheep Cheep is systematically watering a plot of land!
Tenasa T.: Weren't these ruins supposed to be abandoned, Professor?
Spooker: How do plants even grow without sunlight? <.>
Kolorado: ... Yes. Yes it should have. There's no way this should be alive!
PrinceShroob: A wild Acre appeared!
Tenasa T.: HEY CHEEP CHEEP
WHAT'RE YOU DOING DOWN HERE
The cohorts take pictures of the process. The piranha plants seem to get irritated!
Spooker: <.>;
Piranha Plant: Ssssss!
Kolorado: Boys, boys... stop it, they're rearing back!
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Tenasa T.: Time to get paid Spooker!
:
rolling 2d6>4
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2
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0 Successes
Tenasa T. takes initiative!
Bobo_Jinky: oof
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: Zoom~
:
rolling 6d6>4
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6
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4
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4 Successes
Too bad Shroby isn't here, he'd love to look into his book and find out about these guys
PrinceShroob: You have no idea.
Tenasa T.: Well fighting blind isn't so bad, just don't lose!
Kolorado:
rolling 1d6>4
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2
)
=
0 Successes
Kolorado takes initiative!
Spooker: Any of you three good at finding out information about people? :33?
Kolorado: Hold on... I think I can...
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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5
+
1
+
5
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=
2 Successes
Piranha Plant takes initiative!
Zap: Battle start then?
Cheep Cheep irrigates the ground. A Piranha Plant pops up!
Zap: What a jerk
Keiki (GM): Yes!
Ake: I like this cheep cheep.
Tenasa T.: Hey knock it off!
Zap: LuckyStart?
Spooker is extra lucky today!
Spooker is now feeling dodgy!
Spooker is now electrified!
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Piranha Plant, dealing 5 damage!
Spooker:
rolling 5d6>4
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4
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5
+
4
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4
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6
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5 Successes
Nom!
Keiki (GM): So you get two dodge chances!
You add your things together.
Like, you just have to click it twice.
Piranha Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
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1
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2
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1
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6
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5
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2 Successes
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Spooker tries to dodge Piranha Plant's attack!
Spooker:
rolling 6d6>4
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3
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3
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4
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2
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6
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2 Successes
Zap: I used all my good rolls on that attack
Keiki (GM): One more time!
Spooker tries to dodge Piranha Plant's attack!
Spooker:
rolling 6d6>4
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3
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3
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5
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2
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3
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2
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1 Successes
Zap: This is almost as bad at that Freeze bullshit
Piranha Plant misses the dodgy boo!
Zap: Oh, it adds up?
Ake: Remember, Cake said it's additive!
Yeah.
Zap: Ah, nice
Ake: So feeling dodgy means you roll twice and add them.
Piranha Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
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5
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4
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5
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6
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1
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4 Successes
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Piranha Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
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5
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1
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3
)
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3 Successes
Spooker: <.>;
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Spooker tries to dodge Piranha Plant's attack!
Spooker tries to dodge Piranha Plant's attack!
Spooker:
rolling 6d6>4
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5
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2
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1
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1
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2
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2 Successes
Spooker tries to dodge Piranha Plant's attack!
Spooker:
rolling 6d6>4
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4
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6
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3
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1
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2 Successes
:
rolling 6d6>4
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4 Successes
Zap: God XD
The first hit connects, but zaps the Piranha Plant in the process! The second one misses!
Piranha Plant lunges from the ground at Spooker with teeth bared! It lands a bite, dealing 5 damage!
Spooker: >.<!
Help ;~;
Tenasa T.: Hold on I'm comin'!
:
rolling 7d6>4
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5
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4
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3
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2
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4
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1
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4 Successes
Tenasa T. utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Piranha Plant is hit!
Tenasa T. strikes Piranha Plant down with a sturdy longsword, dealing 7 damage!
Zap: Sturdy Longsword OP
Also if that doesn't kill we're screwed
Piranha Plant is defeated!
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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6
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3
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5
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2 Successes
Tenasa T.: Professor, mind giving us some info on these things?
Piranha Plant takes initiative!
Zap: What
Kolorado: Right, right...
:
rolling 5d6>4
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4 Successes
Kolorado uses Smarts on Piranha Plant!
Bobo_Jinky: he was putting the plant back in the turn order
Zap: Ah
Kolorado: Ah! It's a Piranha Plant alright! They have some nasty spells you might want to watch out for... Are you two bunched up?
Tenasa T.: ...yes.
Kolorado: They have a nasty Pollen Nap.
... They might have you folks right where they want you!
They can make anyone immediately nearby fall asleep!
Also, they can spit fireballs.
Kolorado looks through his notes.
Kolorado: It shows they have an HP of 8, an Attack of 5, and a Defense of 0.
Spooker: x.x
Kolorado: I'll keep this note for later!
Spooker: Thanks!
My friend would like to have those I think
Zap: Sub-quest gogogo
Tenasa T.: So Spooker, you take one, I'll take the other, and don't stay close!
Kolorado: Added it to the journal, posthaste.
Kolorado's Cohort: We'll help out with these piranhas!
:
rolling 3d6>4
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5
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6
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6
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3 Successes
Kolorado's Cohort utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Kolorado's Cohort:
rolling 3d6>4
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1
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5
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1 Successes
Kolorado's Cohort utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Zap: Oh man
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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0 Successes
Zap: So much hype
Piranha Plant tries to dodge Kolorado's Cohort's attack!
Bobo_Jinky: hype indeed
Kolorado's Cohort retracts into his shell and hits Piranha Plant, dealing 3 damage!
Kolorado's Cohort retracts into his shell and hits Piranha Plant, dealing 3 damage!
Zap: Perfect
Cheep Cheep continues irrigating!
Cheep Cheep creates a new Piranha Plant!
Spooker: >.<!
Tenasa T.: Would you knock it off!
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Spooker:
rolling 5d6>4
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3
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5
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2
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6
+
3
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2 Successes
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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4
+
2
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1 Successes
Piranha Plant tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Piranha Plant, dealing 5 damage!
Spooker: Nom! ^.^!
Piranha Plant is defeated!
Piranha Plant releases pollens in the immediate vicinity! Anyone caught in its pollen cloud is now asleep!
Spooker: zzz
Tenasa T.: no mom i dont wanna be a baker...
Keiki (GM): Sorry, randomly got a sandwich
brb quitting the entire session
Bobo_Jinky: gg everyone
Acre: can I have the sandwich
Piranha Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
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2
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5
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3
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6
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3
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2 Successes
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Tenasa T.!
Piranha Plant hits Tenasa!
Piranha Plant lunges from the ground at Tenasa T. with teeth bared! It lands a bite, dealing 4 damage!
Tenasa wakes up!
Bobo_Jinky: Wha!
Tenasa T.: I said!
:
rolling 7d6>4
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4 Successes
Tenasa T. utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Piranha Plant is hit!
Tenasa T. strikes Piranha Plant down with a sturdy longsword, dealing 7 damage!
Kolorado: Hm... Interesting irrigation system! And it still runs!
:
rolling 5d6>4
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2 Successes
Kolorado uses Smarts on Cheep Cheep!
Zap: Shouldn't that have killed?
Kolorado: Ah... A Cheep Cheep!
Keiki (GM): Yep!
Tenasa hacks down a Piranha Plant!
Tenasa T.: Anything special about him?
Zap: He is a dick
The book should say that
Tenasa T.: Besides being a stupid gardener!
Kolorado: This guy seems like a run of the mill Cheep Cheep... acting as an irrigation system!
HP is 10, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0.
It doesn't do anything special, except sometimes spray you with water, which lowers defense.
Added to the journal!
Spooker: zzz
Kolorado: ... Seems Tenasa didn't see my notes!
I shall fix this posthaste.
Kolorado's Cohort shakes his friend and slaps him a few times.
Kolorado's Cohort: Wake up, man!
Kolorado's Cohort wakes up.
Kolorado's Cohort: Wha? Oh, right!
Cheep Cheep waters and brings forth a new Piranha Plant!
Keiki (GM): So, you can wake up!
Just make a recover check.
Spooker tries to recover from a status effect!
Spooker recovers from his sleep!
Spooker:
rolling 5d6>4
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2 Successes
PrinceShroob: ...I should probably invest more into Heart.
Tenasa T.: Spooker, take out the Cheep Cheep!
Spooker: On it!
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Cheep Cheep!
Cheep Cheep:
rolling 2d6>4
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3
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1
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0 Successes
Spooker:
rolling 5d6>4
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1
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1
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6
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2 Successes
Cheep Cheep tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Cheep Cheep: Mweeep?
Spooker sinks his teeth into Cheep Cheep, dealing 5 damage!
Spooker: Nom!
Fish is delicious... :33
Cheep Cheep: Mweeeep!
Acre: it's raw
Zap: Spooker is dead already
PrinceShroob: Maybe he likes Sushi?
Zap: That too
PrinceShroob: Even though that is not at all what Sushi is.
Acre: it's fucking RAW
Zap: Spooker's fucking DEAD
PrinceShroob: Maybe he fucking LIKES Sushi.
Zap: CAPS LOCK
YELLING
Acre: >:J
Zap: >:33
Acre: don't
Piranha Plant belches out a quick fireball, hitting Spooker for 3 damage! Spooker is now burned .
PrinceShroob: >:D
ouch
Spooker: >.<!
Piranha Plant: Sssssss!
:
rolling 5d6>4
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2 Successes
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Tenasa T.!
Piranha Plant lunges from the ground at Tenasa T. with teeth bared! It lands a bite, dealing 4 damage!
Tenasa T.:
rolling 2d6>4
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5
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6
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2 Successes
Tenasa T. tries to guard against Piranha Plant's attack!
Keiki (GM): Oh yes. I should mention.
Bobo_Jinky: oh
PrinceShroob: That doesn't work.
Keiki (GM): Whenever there's a tie, I always rule for offense.
Bobo_Jinky: i figured
i forgot my def was 2
Tenasa T.: Get off you stupid plant!
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rolling 7d6>4
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1
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1
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3
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3 Successes
Tenasa T. utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Tenasa T. strikes Piranha Plant down with a sturdy longsword, dealing 7 damage!
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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4
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3
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2
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1 Successes
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Kolorado's Cohort:
rolling 3d6>4
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6
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2
+
1
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1 Successes
Wait, whoops.
Kolorado's Cohort utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
PrinceShroob: ...There was no way that was gonna work.
Kolorado's Cohort:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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5
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2 Successes
PrinceShroob: er wait, never mind
Kolorado's Cohort utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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2
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4
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1 Successes
Piranha Plant tries to dodge Kolorado's Cohort's attack!
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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5
+
2
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1 Successes
Piranha Plant tries to dodge Kolorado's Cohort's attack!
Kolorado's Cohort: THE HYPE IS SO REAL
Kolorado's Cohort retracts into his shell and hits Piranha Plant, dealing 3 damage!
Zap: Get wrecked plants
Kolorado's Cohort defeats a Piranha Plant!
Kolorado's Cohort retracts into his shell and hits Piranha Plant, dealing 3 damage!
Tenasa T.: Appreciate it egghead!
Kolorado: I shall help! YAAAAA!
:
rolling 1d6>4
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4
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1 Successes
Kolorado utilizes inner Power on Cheep Cheep!
Cheep Cheep:
rolling 2d6>4
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3
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6
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1 Successes
Cheep Cheep tries to dodge Kolorado's attack!
Zap: Fucking incredible
Kolorado flails at Cheep Cheep, dealing 1 damage!
Cheep Cheep: Mweep!
Zap: Fucking incredible x2 combo
Cheep Cheep:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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1
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4
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1 Successes
Cheep Cheep utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Bobo_Jinky: Kolorado top tier plz nerf
Zap tries to dodge Cheep Cheep's attack!
Zap:
rolling 6d6>4
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4
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3
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3 Successes
Cheep Cheep flails around in his pool!
Spooker takes burn damage!
Zap utilizes inner Power on Cheep Cheep!
Zap sinks his teeth into Cheep Cheep, dealing 5 damage!
Cheep Cheep:
rolling 2d6>4
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3
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0 Successes
Cheep Cheep tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Zap:
rolling 5d6>4
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3
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+
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2 Successes
Cheep Cheep: Mweeeeeeeep!
Zap: Nom! >:33
Ops
Cheep Cheep is defeated!
Spooker: Nom! >:33
Piranha Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
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5
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1
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4
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1
+
4
)
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3 Successes
Piranha Plant utilizes inner Power on Kolorado's Cohort!
Piranha Plant lunges from the ground at Kolorado's Cohort with teeth bared! It lands a bite, dealing 4 damage!
Zap: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5xcb11ld1rp21hg.gif
Kolorado's Cohort: Ow! My... My legs!
Tenasa T.:
rolling 7d6>4
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2
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1
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4
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2
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5
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2
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2
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2 Successes
Tenasa T. utilizes inner Power on Piranha Plant!
Zap: Got about an hour
Tenasa T.: Hold on I got ya!
Keiki (GM): I'm sorry, I didn't even see the roll. I was waiting forever!
Piranha Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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1
+
5
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1 Successes
Piranha Plant tries to dodge Tenasa T.'s attack!
Bobo_Jinky: all good
Tenasa T. strikes Piranha Plant down with a sturdy longsword, dealing 7 damage!
Piranha Plant is hacked off, saving Kolorado's understudy!
The strange irrigation system was defeated! The party gains 27 coins!
[MUSIC] Underground
Kolorado: Well! That sure was something.
Tenasa T.: It certainly was...
Kolorado: Well... I suppose I should ask.
Why is there a crop system down here?
Tenasa T.: ...why're you asking us? You're the professor here.
Spooker: I need healed ;~;
Ake: Spawn a super shroom or something.
Kolorado: You two appear in bad shape. Do you have any mushrooms on you?
Tenasa T.: Yeah I got a couple for an emergency.
Bobo_Jinky: 10 HP for reg shrooms right?
Keiki (GM): Nope! 5 HP.
Bobo_Jinky: kk
Keiki (GM): Those are Super Shrooms!
Spooker pulls out a Dried Shroom !
Spooker: ..Welp
Spooker eats the dried shroom
Spooker pulls out a POW Block !
Spooker: I can't eat this ;~;
PrinceShroob: ...Wait, I thought using moves out of battle didn't cost FP?
Zap: This one is special
PrinceShroob: At least once, anyways.
Keiki (GM): Healing moves. And... Well, this kinda falls under that.
Zap: Ya
Spooker: One more try
Spooker pulls out a Honey Syrup !
PrinceShroob: ...XD
Spooker: ...<.>
Tenasa T.: ....one more try?
Keiki (GM): That's like getting a respin.
PrinceShroob: More like one free FP, actually.
Spooker eats the honey syrup
Spooker pulls out a Super Shroom !
Spooker: Perfect!
Spooker eats the Super Shroom
Acre: confetti
Spooker: ^.^
Spooker drinks some water as well
Spooker drinks the jank Cheep Cheep water.
Tenasa T.: A cheep cheep was flapping around in that Spooker...
Spooker: >.<!
Kolorado: So... Shall we continue?
Spooker: That was even more stupid of me then usual
Tenasa T.: Yeah let's move on.
Kolorado: I believe there's a door right here.
PrinceShroob: Fish are in fact capable of pooping.
Acre: it's ok, spooker is dead anyway
Tenasa T.: But keep an eye out, apparently these ruins aren't completely abandoned.
PrinceShroob: Not sure about urinating, though.
Zap: This is true
Kolorado searches, and finds a hidden lever!
Kolorado: Oh... shhh!
PrinceShroob: Well, shoot.
Kolorado: Be quiet... these guys are... hailing something.
Tenasa T.: Don't gotta tell me twice...
Kolorado: Do these guys look hostile to you?
Or should we go talk to them?
PrinceShroob: They look like those walking dragon-y things from Super Mario World.
Spooker: Didn't we get attacked just for taking pictures last time? <.>
Kolorado: This is your call. They don't seem to notice anything.
They seem to be hailing a... hat.
Tenasa T.: Well...are they Rekhs?
Spooker: I'm not good at counting but I think we're outnumbered <.>
Kolorado: They may indeed be the Rekhs.
Tenasa T.: But they aren't...dead.
Kolorado: Exactly.
Kolorado checks his notes.
Kolorado: Hm... I'm going to leave how to approach this up to you guys.
Tenasa T.: Hm...
Okay.
No flash photography, don't say anything that'll get us attacked, and if they do attack we cut our losses and run.
Spooker: Running sounds like a good idea
Kolorado motions to his understudies.
Spooker: After something goes wrong
Kolorado: So... Who's going in?
Tenasa T.: Hello!
Spooker: :33
Rex looks over its shoulder, and slowly acknowledges Tenasa.
Rex: Who goes there?
Tenasa T.: Tenasa T., and this is my friend Spooker.
Spooker: ^.^
Rex: Visitors... in the land of the Rekhs? Unheard of.
Spooker: We went down a hole to get here ^.^
Tenasa T.: Well Rekhs being alive in the land of Rekhs was also unheard of apparently...
Rex: We have been a simple farming community sipping root beer for millenia.
Tenasa T.: ...was that what was at the entrance.
Spooker: Root Beer you say...? :33
PrinceShroob: Something tells me they're not gonna like hearing about their Cheep-Cheep being defeated...
Bobo_Jinky: shroob plz
Kolorado: Greetings! I am Kolorado! Legendary explorer.
These are my cohorts, Koopeter, and... I forget.
Acre: koopaul
More Rex start to turn and acknowledge the encroaching party.
Rex: You stand in the alter of Σario.
Altar, sorry.
Tenasa T.: All good mate.
Rex: What is it you wish?
Tenasa T.: Well, these Koopas wanted to research the ruins...but I think this is a bit more than they bargained for.
Rex: Do you bring peace? Or do you malice?
Tenasa T.: Peace and learning!
Rex: Ah... Right.
Spooker: Σario...? <.>
Spooker floats onto his side so the Σ looks like an M
Spooker: ...<.>
Rex: Σario was our wise leader from long ago... They say he could grow the size of the universe, and shoot supernovas and absolute zeroes without a flower.
Spooker: Magic!
Rex: Emporer Σario was wise beyond belief, but his beginnings were humble... as just a mere plumber.
Tenasa T.: Did he happen to have a brother?
Rex: His hat still lies here.
What brother?
Zap: Ztarz
Bobo_Jinky: ¬uigi
Tenasa T.: Ah, just taking a guess is all!
Rex: Anyway... This is his hat, which he left when he passed on... He jumped, far far away.
Acre: This got dark.
Rex: And so, we guard this hat. And stare at it. For eons.
Tenasa T.: ...I see.
Zap: 30 minutes
Spooker: That's impressive
Rex: Perhaps he turned invisible and went back in time.
Spooker: Lady Bow says I can't pay attention for- oh hey there's the root beer you mentioned!
Kolorado mutters under his breath.
Tenasa T. sighs
Spooker: Do you mind if I have some? ^.^
Kolorado: Pssssst. I wanna document this hat.
Tenasa T.: Well go ask politely and maybe they'll let you?
Do I look like your mother, having to give you permission?
Zap: Was that at Spooker?
Cause he was asking Rex
Keiki (GM): The Rex seem preoccupied!
Bobo_Jinky: no that was at kolorado
Zap: kk
Kolorado: Uh... Could I take pictures of th--
Rex: No flash photography.
Tenasa T.: Told you.
Kolorado: Darn!
Spooker: How do you even know about photography? <.>
Also can i haz root beer
Tenasa T.: ....that's a good question.
Rex: yeah sure son
Tenasa T.: The photography question I mean.
Spooker: Thank ^.^
Rex shakes his head.
Rex: Ancient rule.
No flash photography.
Spooker drinks some root beer that better taste better then the cheep cheep water
Tenasa T.: Well gotta abide by the rules Professor.
Tough luck.
Zap: You could sketch it
The root beer is so delectable, it restores all of Spookers FP!
Zap: Ops
PrinceShroob: Yay
Zap: Hella
Spooker: You could sketch it
Kolorado: Hm...
Tenasa T.: Yeah, when in rome.
PrinceShroob: Couldn't you also turn the flash off?
Kolorado: Koopeter, go ahead and sketch it.
Spooker: I'd try but the only thing worse then my drawings are my lettering
Zap: Is there a Mario universe chicken?
Keiki (GM): Bats are like the chicken of the cave.
Ake: Heh.
Zap: The pun would be off of chickenscratch
So I don't think that works
Tenasa T.: There any other rooms ahead Rekhs leader sir?
Rex: Deeper in the city, yes. But a long walk it would be!
Rex yawns.
Spooker: Wouldn't it make sense to put the hat in the center of the city?
Rex: I see it is our hourly sleepy time.
Spooker: Yay sleep ^.^
Rex: Do your sketching quick, for the Rekhs desire their... sleepy time.
Tenasa T.: ...well get to it Professor.
Kolorado's Cohort: I've almost got it.
Kolorado's Cohort continues to sketch it, until it is complete.
Kolorado's Cohort: Got it!
Rex: Wonderful. Now... Be on your way.
Tenasa T.: Of course, sweet dreams to ya!
Gentlemen?
PrinceShroob: If Wanda was here, she would've started a fight before a word was even exchanged. :P
Kolorado sighs.
Kolorado: A wonderful excavation nonetheless, I suppose. Let's go!
Spooker: And the root beer was the best root beer I have ever tasted
Kolorado: You two ready to head to the surface?
Tenasa T.: Right well, that was a job more than well done if I say so myself!
Spooker: I'm good :33
Kolorado: My cohorts might be ready to depart to the surface.
Tenasa T.: Let's head on up so we can discuss the reward, of course.
Spooker: Do you guys like being called cohorts, by the way?
Acre: look at thse nerds not taking the picure with the rexes asleep
Kolorado's Cohort: sure son sure
Zap: Laws are meant to be obeyed
Bobo_Jinky: even ancient ones that don't know what flash photography is
The group slowly make their way to the surface. They arrive just outside the old temple.
Kolorado: Thank you for the escort. As for the compensation... You both get 40 coins each!
Unfortunately... I can't say there was much plunder to be had.
Zap: ;.;
Acre: plunder the hat
Spooker: I got to taste the best root beer ever, that's plunder enough for me ^.^
PrinceShroob: I wonder if either group could go back and plunder the hat for themselves?
Kolorado: Hm... Maybe I should have bottled it.
Tenasa T.: Not even a bonus for finding a bunch of dead people still kickin'??
Kolorado: Perhaps that was the reward in itself?
Kolorado shrugs.
Spooker: That'd have been a good idea >.<
Tenasa T.: Some bonus I guess...
Kolorado: I did up the pay from the intended 20 coins each.
Tenasa T.: ...well alright.
Kolorado: We may keep in touch with the Rekhs.
More must be known about the Rekhs and Σario!
Tenasa T.: You probably shouldn't mention that Cheep Cheep we thrashed.
Kolorado: I did a number to it, didn't I?
Spooker: It was pretty good
Acre: meta
Tenasa T.: You sure did professor, didn't even need our help to be honest with ya.
Kolorado: Why, I still have it in me.
Well... We need to round off our research. Thanks again, friends. Perhaps we'll need you someday again!
Tenasa T.: Yup, just post somethin' up at the trouble center.
Just make sure the intel is a bit better next time?
Spooker: But Mysteries are fun!
Kolorado nods.
Tenasa T. sighs
Tenasa T.: Sure they are, long as the compensation is alright.
Keiki (GM): I think that's pretty well end of session!