The group retreats from the bridge after a conflict with some spirits. They decide to rest for a bit before tackling the imposing palace.
Inside the inn, they find Blitzin' Brad watching Penguin's Slide Beijing Circuit. Wow! That's where he was that entire fetch quest.
[MUSIC] Celestial Sanctum
The group once again approaches the palace. With a dude so into SPORTS like you wouldn't believe.
Wizzy: we went to the inn right
Blitzin' Brad: Sorry bros, you know I love the BIG GAME
Layze: cake, wanda's token regressed again
Keiki (GM): Yes. Some of you did, at least. Did you go?
Catena: Was it a Brazilian Football game?
heal myself
Acre: Ake can still be a crab. She's better than me at being a crab.
Blitzin' Brad: All-American Chinese penguin football
I think we learned there's dangerous stuff here
Spooker: But I am excited :33
Catena: The guys haven't respawned, so we're ok.
Celestial bodies seem to twinkle brighter in the vicinity of the sanctum.
Blitzin' Brad: Whoa bros, I'm getting a kind of "final dungeon" vibe here
Huh
Kreg: I just think this place is really...
uh
what's the word
Catena: and also a sanctum.
The doors seem to glisten in the light.
That's the word.
I only see a door.
Kreg attempts to open door
Sidestepper rides on Catena's hat.
mm
Whoa. A nice, lavendar carpet. The interior seems nicely decorated.
Kreg examines this diamond stone
Catena: It's an earth crystal.
Spooker: Looks like a puzzle!
Catena: watch out for shaking floors.
Wanda: What a nice, lavender carpet. The interior seems nicely decorated.
The crystal glows with power.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Kreg: rolling (15+0)d6>4
= 6 Successes
The stone seems rather light.
Kreg can pick it up with relative ease. Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
Shrody: My scouter is calling it an "Aurastone".
Keiki (GM): Would you like to move it anywhere?
Kreg puts it into this hole
Spooker: This kinda looks like an eye to me...
Catena: kreg...did you...solve a puzzle???
Wanda peeks down this hallway
Catena: You did. You totally solved a puzzle on your own.
The Aurastone fits snuggly into the hole. A platform activates above, but something else also appears from above...
Blitzin' Brad slaps Kreg on the ass
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
Catena: kreg, you had one job
Dark Boos start to float down from above!
Layze: oh god dammit what did you fuckers do
PrinceShroob: getting stuff done.
Acre: Summon the Ancient Ones.
Wanda peers at the tablet.
Acre: "don't put the rock on the hole"
cake
whisper the tablet to me so I can decide if I want to share >:3
Dark Boo: This is our place now, suckers! You best scram!
Wanda: ...What's that commotion? Did someone get us all killed again?
Kreg: ...why did you choose an isolated place that no one comes to
Shrody: What do you mean "again"?
Spooker: We did almost die on the way here
Catena: there is nowhere to scram to
Spooker: Exaggerating is fun ^.^
Dark Boo: Why do you think? Scram somewhere else. Like outside. Or to a haunted house or Sponi-Factory.
Catena: You should go to the factory.
Fun place, good times for all.
Blitzin' Brad: Sometimes, bro, you need to moved past the emo phase and be around people.
Fruity breathing shit, man
Keiki (GM): Who would like to reason with the Dark Boos?
Do you want to reason with the boos, Ake?
Spooker: You know, we don't really care to be here that long anyway!
Wanda has peeped the sign, and promptly destroys it with a fireball
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative then!
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Spooker: We're just looking for someone
Sidestepper: I WISH TO REASON WITH THE PURPLE BLOBS UP THERE.
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zap: Did not type fast enough
Wanda tries to destroy the tablet, but, well. It's stone."
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Dark Boo takes initiative!
Dark Boo: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody notices what Wanda is doing and looks at what she's shooting fire at.
Layze: wow look at shrody cheating and moving during combat
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Layze: it's not your turn shrody get back to the door
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Acre: thakn you zap for saving us
and cody too
"Helpful hint to the wearily traveled: One may only proceed the tiles of this sanctum after mastering the power of the spirits."
...win
Dark Boo: Let's take them now. I mean, while we're up here.
The Dark Boos agree and start to attack!
Dark Boo forms a crystal underneath Catena, dealing
8 damage! Catena is
not frozen .
PrinceShroob: I see Crystal is still as OP as ever.
Dark Boo forms a crystal underneath Kreggles, dealing
8 damage! Kreggles is
frozen .
Zap: We should have gotten items that can cure forzen
Wizzy: wake me up when I get to play
zzzzzz
Sidestepper: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT YOU DUMB GRAPES
JUST YOU WAIT
GRRRRR
Catena: Whoa, I got a hecka edgy crab now.
Dark Boo disappears! It seems gone for awhile...
Dark Boo suddenly reappears in front of Blitzin' Brad with an exaggerated face! Blitzin' Brad is now feared!
Zap: So did any of them actually move
Acre: it's ok, range is infinite
Keiki (GM): They all did.
Wizzy: why would they move, they have the high ground
it's over
Keiki (GM): ... I guess one Crystal kinda went around a pillar on Kreg.
I guess one can kinda see him.
Blitzin' Brad: OH GOD BROS I'M FREAKING OUT BUT PART OF ME THINKS SPOOKER SHOULD DO SOMETHING
AHHHH
Layze: alas, what is our true adversary: the boos, or PERSPECTIVE?
Or is it 20?
Uh... You can't exactly fly though!
Acre: perspective is the real foe.
Spooker: I thought they lowed down to us
Ops
Layze: zap they're on a platform
Can literally any of us do anything to them like this
Spooker uses Smarts on Dark Boo!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wanda hears the sound of her time to shine coming from the other room
Acre: range in infinite. Show us your strength.
Dark Boo tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Dark Boo: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Keiki (GM): Would you like to use teh lucks?
Cody C.: recover from fear check?
Keiki (GM): Heart check. Yeah.
Blitzin' Brad puts in a lot of heart.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Brad ain't afraid of no ghost.
Blitzin' Brad: BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOOD
Acre: Wait, there's a heart check now too?
Blitzin' Brad starts jumping and clapping in a bizarre warm-up regimen! Dark Boo is taunted!
Blitzin' Brad: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Acre: Is that the same as recovery?
Layze: that's a heal check
Keiki (GM): They're... kinda two different buttons for the same thing.
Acre: SO, who wants to go?
Acre: We're the JRPGs, aka the zeroes
Keiki (GM): You can move, Cody.
Sidestepper: I BELIEVE IT IS THE FRIENDLY GRAPE'S TURN.
no way i can reach them
Layze: can wanda lob a fireball to kreg from here
Keiki (GM): Oh! Which one?
Dark Boo: ... Man! Americans
clap at MOVIE THEATRES!
Cody C.: i do this every time i go to the theater with hui just to perpetuate the stereotype
Keiki (GM): Now Wanda can make her moves.
Layze: she already moved once, is she in fireball range of kreg from here?
Wizzy: isn't that infinite
Layze: Hm...I suppose I have to roll this as an actual attack
Hope it doesn't hurt too much!
Keiki (GM): Do an Action Command regardless if you want to use it slightly differently.
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 12d6>4
= 6 Successes
Acre: kreg gets defrosted, but KO'd
Keiki (GM): You succeed at melting the ice.
Layze: and yeah obviously I'm trying to defrost him
Kreg has a sudden feeling of dread
Acre: alas, poor kreggles
I wanna fly high
Keiki (GM): Wanda teamwork count: 1
sure
Keiki (GM): It's pretty high.
Acre: but that's a pretty high platform
Wanda: Okay Chase, now throw Catena up to the neanderthalls so we can be done with this
Wizzy: speaking of which am I able to shell shot them
Wizzy: obviously not stay up there
Catena: but.................................... bro move
Keiki (GM): Yeah, you probably can! Also.
Layze: you literally have an attack where you throw catena
Keiki (GM): I should mention that Bro moves now take up both turns.
Layze: throw him up there
Keiki (GM): Because... let's be real, they're pretty strong.
eh
Wizzy: I do literally 15 damage
it's fine
Acre: ok fine do your thing
Layze: I mean okay there could have been two people killing them instead of one but yeah
...why is this even an issue for kreg
he has a jetpack
Wizzy: it's not an issue for kreg to attack
it's just that's a bit high for gameplay balance
Catena: Well, one is taunted
go attack someone else and then who even cares
this is silly
we're not even tattling them
Keiki (GM): So has this oligarch come to a decision here?
Wizzy: okay you're taking forever
Sidestepper uses some smarts.
Sidestepper: rolling (1+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
THAT IS A GRAPE.
DO NOT FEED TO DOGS.
THERE IS YOUR TATTLE.
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Dark Boo!
Kreg: rolling 15d6>4
= 8 Successes
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Dark Boo, dealing
15 damage!
Wizzy: top one if you didn't see
Keiki (GM): So are you flying around, now?
Catena: well, I'll go have a headstart on the climbing then.
Keiki (GM): Man. I knew flying would get weird with perspectives.
Wizzy: I figured it was just a "use jetpack to smash into him and then fall back down" thing
Cody C.: brb, wife, work, etc.
Keiki (GM): Lot of traction for a single turn but alright
Cody C.: honestly we'll probably still be here when i get back
Layze: man, cake, speaking of perspectives, you gotta start outlining platforms or something
Layze: It took me like five minutes to solve this room's layout
Zap: I have obtained orange sherbert
Zap: Kreg is clearly the Goku of our team, he has to be put out of commission so we don't curbstomp everything
Shrody attempts to identify Dark Boo with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Layze: shrody is the krillin
Zap: Well Spooker is I mean
They have 8 HP and 13 FP.
PrinceShroob: Crabs are actually useful in battle.
Dark Boo: Uh oh. We got someone comin' up.
Acre: I don't even remember anything Trunks did.
OOOOHHHHH
Dark Boo: ... Stupid clapping!
Dark Boo utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Brad!
Dark Boo: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Brad tries to guard against Dark Boo's attack!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Dark Boo bites Blitzin' Brad, dealing
2 damage!
Zap: He travels back in time, warns the Z fighters, gets hit on by his mom, goes back, comes back, fights the androids and doesn't help much, then goes back to his time to defeat the androids and cell
Dark Boo forms a crystal underneath Catena, dealing
8 damage! Catena is
frozen .
Catena: nooo my headstart
PrinceShroob: Sheesh, I hate that attack.
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Dark Boo!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Dark Boo tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Dark Boo: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker sinks his teeth into Dark Boo, dealing
7 damage!
Zap: Do I get a +1 to my stat thing?
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Dark Boo!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 14d6>4
= 8 Successes
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Dark Boo, dealing
14 damage! Dark Boo is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
2 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Dark Boo is tackled into next week.
Ake: Accurate substitute RPing.
PrinceShroob attempts to identify Dark Boo with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
PrinceShroob: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Shrody: pretend that was me
That's a Dark Boo! They are spirits that haunt this place. As was carefully observed, they're fearsome spellcasters.
Wizzy: "That's a Dark Boo, they're all assholes"
Catena is currently in zen mode
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating FP! !
Zap: Good thing I haven't used any
Catena
stays the same HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Layze
regains 1 FP , and then
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Flower Plus badge.
Acre: That was for last turn
whatever
Layze attempts to use Fireball!
Layze knows about timed hits!
Layze: rolling 12d6>4
= 6 Successes
okay someday I'll switch to wanda I swear
Dark Boo: Is that... smoke?
Wanda tosses a fireball at Dark Boo, dealing
9 damage! Dark Boo is
not burned .
Acre
stays the same HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Sidestepper: CAN I USE CATENA'S FIRE FLOWER ON HIM?
Acre: DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY
Layze: it's cool the boo is dead
The Dark Boos are defeated!
Layze: how the hell did the last encounter break us so hard
I don't understand
Catena puts in a lot of heart.
Catena: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Dark Boo:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
30
|
| Coins: |
23
|
Kreg pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Celestial Sanctum
Sidestepper: YOU ARE A VERY EFFECTIVE FRIDGE, CAPTAIN
Dark Boo: rolling 1t[CelestialLoot]
= 0
Wizzy: they disabled Wanda and Kreg
also, they had two Culie lites
Layze: ding, level 8, both points into coolness
we didn't have brad
brad is 50% of this team so
Acre: And Catena was out of commission most of the fight.
Shrody hits the block here
Keiki (GM): Alright, you want to handle the attributes page, Layze?
Acre: so it was really spooker and shrody's partners in time
Kreg: ...the heck is this doing here, this herb
Shrody finds a Boo's Sheet!
Sidestepper: I WILL DEFROST YOU WITH WARM HUGS AND LOVE, CAP'N
Layze: and wanda's stats are updated because I'm awesome like that
Wizzy: WHat does the herb do again?
Catena feels the warm hugs and love. Is that enough??
Sidestepper tries to jump on the platform.
Spooker: This formation on the ground still seems odd to me <.>
PrinceShroob: k, I decided to update Shrody's star points for once.
Spooker: Also what was in that room you two? <.<? Anything important?
Wanda: It's a rug, Spooker.
It's decorative
Wanda bonks the whatsit in here
Kreg: Did you... actually help me in that battle?
Zap: It looks like it has shiny parts on it like glass
Wanda was in another room entirely when kreg said that
Keiki (GM): I got Cody. Who else did theirs?
I want to keep track.
Kreg then sees Wanda isn't here
Acre: You want me to do it?
The block was a hologram. Or maybe Shrody already took it.
Wizzy: I didn't level I'm at 90/100 :v
Catena zens. Spirit building time.
Kreg flies on up to Catena
Layze: during initiative, shrody ran in here, read the sign, and hit the item block?
Keiki (GM): He got a Boo's Sheet.
Keiki (GM): Nah, after the battle.
Layze: right, I did see that
I forgot
OOPS
Kreg starts breaking the ice
PrinceShroob: I might've broken the rules, but I didn't break them THAT harshly.
The ice starts to come off easily. It's like arcane ice or something.
Hi.
Better now?
But what I need right now
is a bro handshake
or the closest thing to that
PrinceShroob: So, question, can Shrody actually use Shroob Invasion when inside a building?
Layze: yes, but it becomes a home invasion instead of a planetary invasion
Keiki (GM): It'll be temporarily inoperable thanks to the samve.
darn
Keiki (GM): Er. The save on Catena.
Catena: We can't be bros without a special bro handshake or bump or whatever
Oh did I do a thing?
Keiki (GM): Be right back for one second
Shrody: NOW DO YOU SEE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!?
Sidestepper climbs into Wanda's hat.
Catena: I heard I got """fucked"""
Sidestepper: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT
Wanda throws Sidestepper out of her hat and tosses him across the room
Catena: That's what I heard from that alien boy.
Catena: also please do not hurt the crabs
they are delicate creatures
Shrody: I can't freaking use that UFO strike thing because of your little stunt with that meteor!!
Catena: It was not by my hand that the UFO flew into it.
mainly because I don't have a hand but also because I did not force the guy to do it
Keiki (GM): Back as well.
Shrody: Don't you even think I'll let you pull another stunt like that with one of the Shroobs' UFOs.
Wanda: They're made of natural armor. They're one of the least delicate things in this room.
Catena: What are you, their mom?
PrinceShroob: Actually, was there a Shroob in that UFO?
Spooker: Heh, you know...
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BROS LET'S STOP ARGUING ABOUT NERDY STUPID SHIT AND CLIMB
Spooker: Would you really call them UFOs?
YEAH
he's dead now
it's all your fault
Spooker: You guys literally made them and know exactly what they are
PrinceShroob: Fuck you, layze.
Acre: We murdered a Shroob.
PrinceShroob: It's Catena's fault in the first place.
he's fukken dead
I can't believe the Shroob pilot is fucking dead
Layze: also is there some trick to navigating this room or can we just jump 15 vertical feet now
The platform is an easy jump away.
PrinceShroob: Shrody allowed the UFO to save Catena, and he showed his appreciation by getting him killed.
Cody C.: oh my god it's been a whole hour and we're in the first room can we please just go
Sidestepper: I POLITELY REQUEST ASSISTANCE WITH VERTICAL CHALLENGES
Wanda goes into the teleporter widget
Spooker: If only there was some sort of cat power up
So we can walk up walls
Wanda floats around on the teleporter widget.
Catena: Come with me if you wanna liv--oh ok
There.
Catena: Show us.......your spirit.
Yourself. You are a spirit. I guess.
Catena: What were you when you were alive anyway?
Kreg: Did anyone check the room down there?
Wanda: But of a stretch, but...
PrinceShroob: Seriously, how long is Shroob Invasion broken?
The tile seems to do nothing.
Wanda turns invisible on the widget
wanda's dead now I guess
Spooker: Should I do the same with someone?
Kreg: well I guess if you're not a boo you can't go here
so
yeah
Cody C.: better go mix yourself a drink
no wait what if I merge with the crab
aaa
Sidestepper: THAT'S WEIRD
PrinceShroob: Please tell me how long Shroob Invasion is disabled. :(
Kreg: Spooker, take Catena
Spooker: He's kinda low health... <.>
Wizzy: it's disabled until dramatically convenient
Cody C.: until the shroob air force trains more kamikaze pilots
Wanda turns invisible again
Keiki (GM): The ship is in repairs right now.
Spooker: Maybe Brad or Shroby instead?
Acre: You can repair a ship, but you can't repair a broken dead shroob heart
Blitzin' Brad: WHAT CAN THE BRAD DO HERE
Kreg: You're rough enough to be the frontline
Wanda grabs Catena in one hand, Shrody in the other, pulls them both onto the pad, and turns them all invisible
...uh
Catena is not even sure if anything is happening
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH ALRIGHT RECON
Keiki (GM): Would you like to do the same, Spooker?
Spooker does the same with the other two
Wizzy: yeah you know what
let's just say we go through
Keiki (GM): I'll just straight up say it. Each Boo can take two people each through the portal.
Catena: Are we...holding hands
Layze: wow hey and there's four people that aren't boos
but wait, what about the fox and the chicken???
Blitzin' Brad: Oh man it's like we were in one room, but now we're in a different one
Spooker: Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues!
Blitzin' Brad: WHAT IS THIS PLACE
Keiki (GM): It's a wave of the hand.
Blitzin' Brad: RITZIN' RITZIN' RAD!
Kreg: Let's go this way first!
Layze: is the thing to the north a dead end or an archway
another hole
Spooker: Hih up block is high
Hih up block is highHigh*
Catena: Go get it, flyboy.
that's a block
what
Sidestepper: THROW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FOOTBALLS
That's a pretty high-up block.
Wanda: Yes, Dale. It's a block.
Sidestepper: I WILL GIVE YOU A COOLCONE
Wanda: We've seen a thousand of them, you might recall.
Go hit it.
Shrody aims his bazooka at the block
Catena throws Sidestepper like one of his footballs
Keiki (GM): Smarts check from... both of you?
Sidestepper tries his crabby best to hit the block
Layze: and then the bazooka blows sidestepper out of the sky without actually activating teh block
Sidestepper uses some smarts.
Sidestepper: rolling (1+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody puts his bazooka away
Catena: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Both miss the mark woefully.
Well. Shrody just kinda put his bazooka away. Might be a bit overkill.
Catena: kreg just get the stupid block
Wanda throws a fireball at the block
Kreg: shhh let's see if they hit it first
Keiki (GM): Smarts check from Wanda.
Wanda: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena: Tick tock goes the clock, even for the block
Wanda hits the block, and gets
19 coins! However, the light from the fire reveals some Buzzy Beetles on the ceiling!
Spooker: Aw, not fast enough ;~;
guys
Wanda: There you are, I hit the block.
Wanda: Now we can stop fussing about the block.
Buzzy Beetle: Sarge! We got fire coming from below!
no
Buzzy Beetle: Do we retreat without the captain?
Acre: no no no don't make me do this cake
:c
WE COME IN PEACE
Victor H.: (they're duplighosts, acre)
Buzzy Beetle: Do ya, maggot? You got a couple of those spooky ghosts with ya.
Spooker: My name is Spooker ^.^
Blitzin' Brad: I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS
Catena: They are friendly.
At least one is.
Kreg: IN FACT WE'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS ROOM
DON'T MIND US
Shrody: Don't worry, the green one's harmless. The purple one...I can't lie, she'll probably kill all of us.
Wanda: I assure you, I am well above the activity of haunting. We're here to do some magical destiny quest or other.
Wanda: Would any of you know where to find the Tera Patch?
Buzzy Beetle: Hm. Engage with the enemy. Peaceful negotiations, do not fire.
The Buzzy Beetles drop from the ceiling.
Sidestepper: NICE TO MEET YOU BEETLES
I AM CRAB.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Spiny.
Buzzy Beetle: Visitors in this place are rare.
Catena: Yeah, we are kind of doing our own fun romp.
Shrody attempts to identify Spiny with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
How did you guys get here?
Wanda: Yes, well, it's guarded by extremely powerful pengumancers, so that hardly surprises me.
But what are YOU doing here?
Kreg: Don't they live here?
Spooker: They weren't nice Pengumancers either ;~;
Shrody: don't know why they keep popping up as spinies, but whatever
These Buzzy Beetles seem to belong to a sort of batallion. They might be lost, and are staying here, evidenced from the rations residue on the ground.
Kreg: We're looking for a thing here
Catena: It's clear you guys are lost.
Spooker: Wasn't it a person?
Catena: he godvoices know.
Kreg: Well it was more probably a spirit, but yes
Buzzy Beetle: We are the Tenth Buzzy Beetle Brigade.
Catena: That's almost adorable.
Buzzy Beetle: We got separated from a couple of our squadron after an avalanche.
We've holed up here since the incident.
Catena: Well, if you guys want to go back to town and regroup there
The coast is clear
...is that military terminology? The coast is clear?
Buzzy Beetle: Ah, it is? We should get going now.
Sidestepper: DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO A FETCH QUEST TOO?
Buzzy Beetle: Since you've cleared the way, we'll head to Penguin's Slide. Thank you, travelers.
Zap: We did not go to Shy Girl Island for the fetch quest
Wanda: The way is NOT clear.
Catena: I dunno how you'll leave.
Wanda: HOW did you get in here?
Spooker and I are the only ones who can use the teleporter.
PrinceShroob: Why would we?
Catena: We go here in a warp with ghosts.
Kreg: Well they probably fought in here some other way
Zap: Why would we run to every other location we've been to for the fetch quest?
whatever you guys do, good luck and have fun. Break a leg.
Buzzy Beetle: There are other hard to reach places to get into this sanctum.
It's a miracle we even could...
But we're low on rations. We can't exactly stay here.
Layze: Is the wall of this room an outside
outside wall*
as in, is the outside
on the other side of
y'know
PrinceShroob: There is not a word there that I understood there, layze.
Kreg: They only way we know out is through a teleporter
that only boos can use
Spooker: We can help though ^.^
Buzzy Beetle: Could you help us through? If the Boos are friendlies, that is. And it seems they are.
At least half of them are.
Wanda: No, I will not be touching these...
critters
Catena: Okay. I think I know how to solve this puzzle.
Kreg: Well, tell you what
Buzzy Beetle: In any case... We can offer a little bit of advice.
Wanda: I may have an alternate solution.
Kreg: We REALLY need to complete our mission
Shrody: Whatever it is Wanda, no.
Kreg: If you can hold on for a little bit, we'll come back
get in my hat
Buzzy Beetle hops in Catena's hat.
Buzzy Beetle: What a nice bunker.
Catena: It's like a nice sip now.
and a ship.
Catena: If you guys know how to make tea, I have a tea set.
Buzzy Beetle: We must be going though.
Wanda: This building is ancient.
Buzzy Beetle: ... In any case.
Shrody: So are we not gonna help them with the teleporter or not?
Wanda: The structural support can't possibly be that great...
Wanda freezes this wall solid
Catena: Wanda, are you going to destroy the wall, what are you even planning.
Zap: Wanda then proceeds to destroy a load bearing wall and we all die
Wanda: Dennis, come over here and hit this wall as hard as you can.
Blitzin' Brad: OKAY TIME'S UP BROS LET'S MOVE
Acre: it's ok if the wall goes down
Wanda: The ice should make the material brittle and the seal should be easily broken.
Buzzy Beetle: ... Uh, unadvisable. Collapse may occur.
Acre: as long as he supporting beam is not damaged
Wanda: Why do you brutes all hate science?
Kreg: Don't worry, Buzzies
We'll be back for you!
Wanda: I am a genius, you've no right to question my technique!
GET BACK HERE!
Buzzy Beetle: Battalion, retreat!
Spooker waits for the Buzzy's tp get here and teleports them to the other side when they do
Buzzy Beetle: We have a mad Boo, I repeat, a mad Boo. Hasty retreat may be necessary.
Hey!
Buzzy Beetle: Thanks, Mr. Green Boo.
Buzzy Beetle: Word of advice, sir.
Blitzin' Brad: Spooker's a total bro
Buzzy Beetle: Pay attention to how powerful the Aurastones are! They can do different things.
Shrody: Dammit Wanda, stop!
Buzzy Beetle: That is all.
Buzzy Beetle gives a Buzzy Beetle salute.
Catena: ...Different things.
The Buzzy Beetles are escorted through the teleporter.
Spooker: I thought they were cute
Acting like a military thing
Catena: I feel like we did a good deed.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Brad spies a room. The platforms are shaped in an X.
Blitzin' Brad: These floaty grounds are in some bizarre shape!
that's a wall
Shrody: This stone here has a higher power level for some reason.
Keiki (GM): Yeah, that's the wall, son
Spooker: Literally cannot tell anything here
Acre: Kreg, solve the puzzle.
Solve the puzzle. only YOU can do it, Kreg!
Though, hm
They do different things, huh?
Keiki (GM): It's a Power check to lift these things.
Kreg: rolling (15+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
It seems as light as before.
Catena displays raw power.
Catena: rolling (12+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Layze: which means the other one weighs as much as a thousands suns
only the strongest man in the world may lift it
Catena successfully lifts the other.
Kreg puts it in this left one
Catena samies but to the right one.
Wanda zhoops through this one
Acre: are those platforms
Shrody: I know how this works.
Kreg: are there FOUR teleporters here
Keiki (GM): They are platforms.
Acre: please put a label on them
Shrody: If the stones were in the other slots, then those platforms would be at different heights.
Kreg: ...so where did Wanda go
Shrody: The heavier one places a platform on the higher place.
While the lighter one puts a platform on the lower elevation.
Layze: okay hang on we're gonna fuck with cake's puzzle
Catena: You didn't even carry them.
Kreg: Shrody I know you're smart but what are you even talking about
Layze: spooker can bring kreg back to the last room so he can lift the last block up to the top and bring it to this room
Acre: yes but aurastones do different things and that is not create a platform here
cheXmate
Cody C.: there's no 3rd hole for it
Shrody: Okay, if we switched the stones on their current locations, then the location of the platforms would be...
HERE
And HERE.
Catena: We could potentially split up in pairs.
Kreg: ...why are you so certain of this
Catena: in pairs of three
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BROS LET'S GET GOING
Blitzin' Brad: SPOOKER BRO, INVIS ME
Blitzin' Brad: LET'S DO IT
Catena: Kreg and Wanda with me.
Blitzin' Brad: And we're the three best friends that anybody could have
we are the 3 best friends that anyone could have
Shrody: Please don't talk to me.
Catena: except where is wanda
Blitzin' Brad: We're the 3 best friends that anyone could have
And we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other
Score!
Friendship: 1
Acre: I get the feeling our teams are not evenly distributed :v
in power
only in number
Spooker: Nerds can have friends too, I don't think they are mutually exclusive teams
Blitzin' Brad: Because I'm such a bro, I'll let you two claim those boxes.
Acre: also not in number because I have a crab with me
Wanda gets a Shine Sprite!
That's where she went...
PrinceShroob: SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A SHINE SPRITE!?
Catena: Tactical military retreat then.
Layze: Ted, swap the stones.
Wanda: Ted, swap the stones.
Spooker finds
10 coins, while Shrody finds
12 coins!
Catena: Hey, crabby. Get out of there
Kreg: ...what do you think we should do, Catena?
Zap: Can I use FP to make those rolls better
Catena: Wait for the other three to not be on their teleporter
Wanda: I think you should solve the puzzle that even the crab has probably figured out by now and swap the stones.
Keiki (GM): It's established you can lift them. You want to switch them around, I assume?
Spooker teleports them back
Wanda: They can jump down, there's no fall damage in this system.
Kreg: Yeah probably for the best
Wanda that's cruel
swap the stones.
Wizzy: Once they're back in the middle yeah switch
Catena displays raw power.
Catena: rolling (12+0)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BRO SQUAD TOP LEFT YEAH
Wanda zhoops, taking Brad with her while attempting to shove him out of the way
Spooker teleports these two
welp
Zap: Darkness my old friend
ONE
Wanda: ...Football man, do you have a light?
Kreg: Wanna do the thing?
Blitzin' Brad: Ask and ye shall receive, bro
Spooker: Wow, good thing I brought you two this way ^.^
Catena giga drill breakers
Shrody: We need Kreg and Catena over here.
Kreg: Yeah pretty fortunate!
Kreg: What the hell do we even DO with these
Still should figure that out.
Spooker: Make coffee of course
Catena: What is this place good for anyway
Wanda: Sigh...I think we'll need Bill and Catena for this.
Kreg gets warped back and to the others I guess
Spooker: Which LadyBow has forbidden me to ever drink
Spooker teleports these two
Catena: We found a bea. it was worthless.
Do we do the thing or the other thing?
We do the grapple thing
Spooker: But that's no fun
Catena: even though you can just fly you opt for the nice bro time
I'm touched.
Kreg: This is cooler and there's a convenient thing to hook onto
at least I think that's what it is
Spooker: Plus Catena is pretty heavy
Catena giga grapple breakers
Spooker: Being made of literally metal
Kreg giga grapple breakaa
Catena and Kreg swing across.
Wanda: We should see if there's anything at the bottom of these holes, too...
Kreg: What happens if we move this over?
Wanda grabs Sidestepper and tosses it into the hole
The crystal is rather light.
Wanda: D-did I just toss it all the way across?
Wanda: ...I must not even know my own strength!
Kreg: Catena let's do the thing again anyway
Catena: pointless bro swing?
Kreg: Style points and all that
Spooker: That seemed too easy
Catena giga greapplesczgdfh
Catena: oh man I love when the path splits
...four of them
Wanda does not take Shrody with her go away Shrody
Celestruct: Intruders detected.
Spooker: Maybe it's friendly?
Celestruct draws its sword.
Celestruct: You will leave.
Kreg: I DON'T THINK IT'S WILLING TO TALK
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative.
[MUSIC] Battle 4
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
PrinceShroob: For the record, I've been tempted to brainwash Wanda three times now.
Layze: should I initiate despite having zhooped?
Acre: shroob, that's rude
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker: Critical initiative
PrinceShroob: Brainwash ALL THE PLAYERS!!
Layze: brad with the C.R.I.T.I.C.A.L. SUCCESS
PrinceShroob takes initiative!
PrinceShroob: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Victor H.: I want a Shroob group.
Zap: Must resist playing Disgaea 3
So hard
Want to play so bad
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Celestruct.
Layze: shroob you're not even in the same room as it
Celestruct takes initiative!
Celestruct: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zap: Scouters or OP as fuck
are*
PrinceShroob: Cake said I could use it whenever the hell I wanted.
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob: Also, I think I know something bad about the Celestruct.
Acre: WHENever, not WHEREever
t
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating HP! !
Spooker uses Smarts on Celestruct!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Layze: this music what is it.
Celestruct tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Celestruct: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
PrinceShroob: Yeah, that bad thing I know about the Celestruct?
PrinceShroob: It's defense is through the roof.
Kreg attempts to use Rallying Cry!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating anyone
25 feet away from him. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
Keiki (GM): Just fuck my shit up
Kreg: Come on guys, let's get him!
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH ALRIGHT BRO IT'S GO TIME
Blitzin' Brad grapples with Celestruct, sending Celestruct to the ground, dealing
5 damage! Celestruct is now pinned, and must make a Recover check to escape!
Keiki (GM): Hold on a sec
Gotta change literally everyone's Power for this one
Wizzy: I messed up all the stuff
I'm helping!
Layze: it seems I've screwed myself out of this battle so I'm gonna go afk for a minute
Cody C.: or, you could, you know. move in.
Wizzy: I'll be completely honest this seems boss battle like so
would really help to have everyone!!
Keiki (GM): Alright, now you can do your thing. Brad.
Blitzin' Brad grapples with Celestruct, sending Celestruct to the ground, dealing
7 damage! Celestruct is now pinned, and must make a Recover check to escape!
PrinceShroob attempts to identify Celestruct with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
PrinceShroob: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody analyzes the Celestruct. It appears to be weak from attacks to behind.
Blitzin' Brad: QUICK BROS
Kreg: ...that's actually important
Blitzin' Brad: WHILE I'VE GOT HIM PINNED
GET BEHIND HIM
Shrody: ...Wouldn't his back be on the ground?
Blitzin' Brad: HIS HEAD'S IN THE GROUND BRO
IT'S A SUPLEX
Shrody: well excuse me for not understand all your hip football terminologies.
Blitzin' Brad: IT'S WRESTLING, BRO
DON'T WORRY
I FORGIVE YOU
you must recover time, right?
Celestruct tries to recover from a status effect!
Celestruct: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre: So maybe 20 HP, right
Celestruct tries to hit Brad!
Celestruct utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Brad!
Celestruct: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody: 10 heart doesn't always mean 20 HP. He could have extra HP, after all.
Blitzin' Brad tries to guard against Celestruct's attack!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Victor H.: yes, that is where celestruct is weak, layze
good job for paying attention
PrinceShroob: She's saying that she's back, Bitto.
Wizzy: well layze you could at least say Wanda's takes a look around, grabs a thing, then warps back
....wanda's takes
Keiki (GM): Just realized he has 8 Heart for some reason
Layze: I have not yet seen where she goes so ????
Wizzy: maybe it didn't work
:v
Acre: I forgive you, Cake.
Keiki (GM): Oh wait, nevermind
Celestruct strikes Blitzin' Brad with its stone, runed sword, dealing
5 damage!
Celestruct: Beep. Get off of me, muscle man.
Blitzin' Brad: Hit me all you want, nobody goes after the bro squad!
Catena utilizes inner Power on Celestruct!
Catena: rolling 16d6>4
= 8 Successes
Acre: that average though
PrinceShroob: ...Wait, since when does Catena have 16 power?
Keiki (GM): Go in for it.
Acre readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Acre lunges out and chomps Celestruct, dealing
20 damage.
An announcer saying "Failure..." and the audience's collective sigh sounds off.
Layze: you knocked the guy who has to be hit in the back, on his back
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BRO, TEAMWORK
Blitzin' Brad slaps Catena on the... back
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
Celestruct:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
15
|
| Coins: |
9
|
Catena pokes around, and finds a badge!
[MUSIC] Celestial Sanctum
Shrody: Can I have that badge?
Celestruct crumbles, revealing an Aurastone!
Catena: You greedy bastard
Catena: Let me see it first.
Catena: Then I'll decide.
Kreg: ...so a combat floor, is it?
Catena: oh boy what is this badge
I haven't done mine, for the record.
Acre: but I could do it if it helps.
PrinceShroob: I leveled too.
Wizzy: also give Cake a sec he's undoing the power bonus probably
PrinceShroob: I'd add to Coolness to make my Shroobish Invasion more powerful, but since CATENA disabled that attack...
Acre: oh for fucks sake who even cares
Wizzy: shroob why are you so salty
Layze: oh my god stop fucking wining
Acre: he's whining and winning
wining
Acre: but you cannot overcome my girth
PrinceShroob: How the heck do you expect me to take one of my own teammates disabling one of my moves?
Keiki (GM): Okay, done the Power thing.
Blitzin' Brad: OKAY BROS LET'S MOVE IT
Acre: You literally shrink everyone.
Keiki (GM): Before you guys argue over Shroobish ships.
Everyone say if you did you Star Points.
Keiki (GM): So I don't have a nightmare doing inventory last session.
Wizzy: add mine real quick
Layze: I did not as I strongly suspect I don't get those
PrinceShroob: But I will eventually.
Keiki (GM): You kinda fled, yeah.
Wanda zhooped before the enemy even appeared
Victor H.: So why do Shroob, Acre, and Zap have broken hearts?
what did you do, wizzy
Layze: that's happy heart
which, by the way...!
Catena
stays the same HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
PrinceShroob: Bah, whatever.
Wizzy: Cake do I get healed for a level
Wizzy: Also both of my points are going into Heart because I don't want the damn ice fiasco again
so that means... 23 HP now
PrinceShroob: I added to coolness after all.
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BROS LET'S GET GOING YEAH
Wizzy: alright hopefully I didn't break anything :v
Acre: Also gonna quiiiiickly give me 4FP less
Wizzy: also we want to know what the badge Catena found was
PrinceShroob: ...So which stat goes up with coolness again?
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, Cody.
Are you gonna move the stone or go somewhere?
so might as well put them to use
Cody C.: Sure, lets move it
PrinceShroob: I have 9 free BP.
Catena finds a Heart Finder badge!
Blitzin' Brad displays raw power.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Layze: we haven't found any badges that actually benefit wanda in any way D:
Cody C.: who needs badges
brad is all natural muscle
Layze: you do, apparently!
Brad lifts it, but it is heavier than normal. The condensed power shocks brad for 1 damage.
PrinceShroob tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Layze: but you have badges!
Wanda gave her casino winnings to Brad
Cody C.: I don't think I've ever used them, to be honest!
Blitzin' Brad: SHocking, bro
:(
Blitzin' Brad: Where should I put this thing
Layze: Well one of them is just "hit harder" so
Sidestepper: I ADMIRE THE ARTWORK UNDER THIS GLASS
Cody C.: That's never a bad thing!
Sidestepper: I SAY IT IS GLASS. THEREFORE, IT IS GLASS.
Shrody: I think that stone opens one of these doors.
Kreg: The leftmost I guess?
Layze: at this point I think Wanda might have just splinched herself between teleporters
Blitzin' Brad: Alright, left it is
Right there
Victor H.: sidestepper, does the glass art remind you of captain
Kreg: ...where the hell is wanda
...and what is that
Sidestepper: VERY MUCH SO.
The strange door opens, and a shute opens!
Wanda would also like to know where Wanda is
Spooker: Looks kinda one bway only
Keiki (GM): rolling 1t[CelestialLoot]
= 0
Catena: ...Gradual Syrup.
Catena: Try the next one.
Wizzy: I have a feeling I know what this does but that's just a funny name
Catena: Or enter the chute
Blitzin' Brad moves the thing
Layze: it restores FP over time yes
Kreg: Yeah, I guess put it over
Shrody: I already tried to examine it.
Wizzy: you can just join us now it's ok
Shrody: Then that item popped up.
like before that fight even happened
Catena: But you didn't ENTER the chute
Layze: I still don't know where she is
Catena: Let's all gte one item.
A flock of Swoopulas swoop out of the chute!
Catena: I got the badge. Each of you can get one---
Shrody: Okay, you want me to enter the chute? FIN-AAAAAAGH
Keiki (GM): Recover check.
Catena: well that's not an item.
Sidestepper tries to recover from a status effect!
Sidestepper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody tries to recover from a status effect!
Shrody: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena tries to recover from a status effect!
Catena: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Brad tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg tries to recover from a status effect!
Kreg: rolling 9d6>4
= 7 Successes
Spooker tries to recover from a status effect!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wizzy: oh hey I put the new info in right
nice
Shrody and Sidestepper take 2 damage from the flock's screeaches, as well as Spooker.
Keiki (GM): The rest should be fine.
Sidestepper: CAP'N I'M SCARED
Kreg: Well, that was rude
Sidestepper: HIDE ME IN YOUR WARM AND FUZZY HAT
Catena: Yeah, tactical military retreat for you.
Kreg: Let's not do that one
Next I guess?
Blitzin' Brad moves the thing
Kreg: C'mon Brad, training exercise, huthut
Wanda comes out of the chute
Shrody: This is the worst thing yet!
Wanda is inexplicably carried by some Swoopulas, but probably not.
Catena: We earned a Wanda.
Blitzin' Brad moves the thing again
No damage this time. This is probably punishment enough.
poundsignBurn
Victor H.: Did someone call Blargghoolio?
Multiple Wandas pour out of the chute.
Victor H.: Because someone's gonna get burnt.
Acre: Blargghoolio is in the chute
They disappear as mysteriously as they appeared.
Wanda: I-I don't understand!
THIS is the worst thing yet.
Hey Brad, remember where Catena and I swung across?
Catena: Get the other one?
Kreg: Carry the stone there.
Wanda: T-there's something wrong with the teleporter...
I was trapped...somewhere
Blitzin' Brad moves the thing another time
Wanda: For what felt like an eternity
Blitzin' Brad: WORKING THESE BICEPS, SON
Wanda: Or maybe a few minutes
But it was quite miserable, I assure you.
Kreg: It's rewarding for your... uhm
muscles yes
Catena: crabby where are you going now
Adventure time?
Sidestepper: I AM DOING HARDCORE DUNGEON CRAWLING YOU SEE
Catena: Ok, but don't get in trouble.
Oh.
Hi.
IT IS A DOOR.
OH
Kreg: So yeah Brad, put the stone there
Shrody: I smell shine sprite!
A shine sprite can be made out from behind the transparent door.
Sidestepper: HEY MAN I FOUND IT FIRST
Catena: Spooker, tough it.
Sidestepper: I WILL BE THE B-RANK CRAB.
feeeeeeeeel the door
Catena: Get a good feeling for it
Spooker touches the door to see what happens
It seems to be like some sort of force field. You can see through it, but it won't open.
Catena: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Catena: Ok, we probably need that stone they just moved back where it was.
Spooker: Huh, it's hard, like a normal door, but see-thru? <.>
Sidestepper: I SHALL WAIT HERE. LIKE THE TRUE HERO.
Kreg waits for Brad to put the stone here
Spooker: Sounds like something a Dark Hero would do
Keiki (GM): It's like glass, but not for pussies.
PrinceShroob: MEANWHILE, BRAD SOMEHOW HASN'T BROUGHT THE STONE TO THE THING HERE!
Catena: Can you put the stone back where it was?
Catena: Just for a little bit?
Layze: acre they haven't even tried putting it in the new hole yet
the one immediately adjacent to that door
PrinceShroob: ...Yes they have?
Blitzin' Brad: Uhh, there were like, ten other wholes bro
Wizzy: It was there when we started
Blitzin' Brad: holes even
Layze: we're still waiting on brad
Acre: It was on the bottom when we found it
Cody C.: i said i moved it
then nvm
Wizzy: but we had to move it to make the platforms appears
-s
Acre: then move it back when the door opens
golly gee
Keiki (GM): You can always do the power check yourself, Kreg.
Cody C.: ...but I brought it here
Layze: the idea is to move the stone from the left room to this spare hole
Sidestepper races and hits the block
Wizzy: GET IT SPOOKE--OH NO
Catena: you stay were you are, Shrody
Sidestepper: I DESERVE ALL THE SHINE SPRITES
Spooker watches and helps if Sidestepper needs it
Catena: I am the master puzzle solver.
Catena: Every puzzle has an answer.
Sidestepper tries to hold the shine in his little crabby claws
Sidestepper grabs a shine. Though I'm pretty sure he's technically an A-rank.
MY VERY OWN SHINE SPRITE!
Catena: You already got one.
NO.
IT IS MINE.
ALL MINE.
I wonder what that even did
Sidestepper scuttles off smugly
Spooker should have it.
We solved a puzzle. Got nice things.
Sidestepper: HERE IS MY OFFER.
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS STILL B-RANK?
Kreg: Oh hey Catena, Spooker, was that down there?
PrinceShroob: Spooker, Kreg, and Brad.
Catena: This lil' fella got it.
Layze: spooker, brad, and kreg are all B
Blitzin' Brad: Spooker, B-rad, and Kreg
Victor H.: which one do I want to see a gif of the most
Definitely Brad.
Layze: Lock, Shock, and Barrel
Sidestepper: WHOEVER PUTS IN THE MOST EFFORT UNTIL WE GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL SHARE IT WITH.
Catena: That is an excellent idea.
Sidestepper: NOW CARRY ME IN YOUR HAT.
Wanda: Well that's very nice of you, I'd have another one!
Blitzin' Brad: Oh bro Brad is ALL ABOUT THE EFFOR
LET'S GO BROS
Shrody: Also, let's not forget that Wanda has a Shine Sprite for some reason.
no
Shrody: And I don't see her sharing it ever.
Keiki (GM): Don't forget. Shrody apparently smells these things.
Catena: I don't think she got one.
Layze: fuck of shroob, shrody doesn't know that
Victor H.: He's the main character. He knows everything.
Cody C.: but you just said "another one"
PrinceShroob: chill out, layze.
Kreg: Where do we go from here?
Keiki (GM): [](/i.imgur.com/dc7T6BE.gif)
Victor H.: 
...>:
Do I need to be a DM
Catena: We could try the teleporter.
but with feeling.
Zap: Oh ya, I should clearly use the Bunny Ears to seduce the crab into giving me the sprite
Wanda: DON'T USE THE TELEPORTER!
Victor H.: [img]http://i.imgur.com/dc7T6BE.gif[/img]
why?
Blitzin' Brad efforts the teleporter
Keiki (GM): I wanted to have a seeecreeet.
Blitzin' Brad: HNNGNGGGNG
Shrody: Screw you Wanda, we're using the teleporter
did anyone else hear the phrase "seduce the crab"
Victor H.: just making sure I'm not the crazy one here
Spooker: Why, exactly, Wanda? It seems like our only way left...
Acre: I didn't know you were into crabs
Wanda: I already tried it, you idiots!
Zap: The bunny ears give +1 to attracts
Acre: I'll make sure to request them to wear sunglasses.
Kreg: Is THAT how you got in the chute?
Wanda: I was stuck in a hellish aether between worlds!
Or a laundry chute full of bats!
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT SPOOKER BRO
INVIS ME
Wanda: It was unpleasant either way!
Blitzin' Brad: IT'S GO TIME
Blitzin' Brad: NO MORE STANDING AROUND WASTING TIME
WE'RE BURNING DAYLIGHT
Catena: Let them do their thing.
oh we all got in
nice.
what
Blitzin' Brad flips that shit
Blitzin' Brad: EAT IT, TABLE
Kreg: THAT'S UNCALLED FOR
Sidestepper: AREN'T WE HERE TO SEE SOMEONE?
Sidestepper: THIS IS PROBABLY THEIR HOUSE.
It's a lavish dining room.
Kreg: Apparently we're all rushing
Blitzin' Brad: Man, he's gonna be pissed Shrody flipped his table
Jujube: Hey... do I hear the crackle of a warm fire?
Oh hey!
It's you.
Sidestepper: OH HEY JUJUBE.
Shrody: You're the one who flipped the table, asshat.
Blitzin' Brad: Uh, it's a helmet bro
Not an ass
Jujube: I'd actually just like to take my adieu, yes.
Blitzin' Brad: I know you're an alien and all
But really
Well, that's to bad.
Either way.
Layze: he doesn't hit it, he takes it
that block is his now
Sidestepper: FAREWELL, YOU WERE A DECENT ROOMMATE
Kreg: Wait Catena should you re--
...
Catena: Who even cares by this point.
Jujube: Oh hey. This place is
marvelous!
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT ADVENTURE
GO TEAM
Blitzin' Brad: NO BRAKES ON THIS MUSCLE TRAIN
Kreg: I don't know why there's a lit fire here though
Jujube: I like the feng shui here.
Sidestepper: HEY BRAD, COME MEET MY ROOMMATE.
HE IS CHILL.
Wanda: Thomas, dear, we KNOW someone lives here!
Catena: I only see thre couches and a flipped table.
Blitzin' Brad: I ALSO LIKE THE 风水
Spooker gets a Super Shroom! Shrody gets a Maple Syrup!
Jujube: I think this is a great place to live. Maybe I could live in that urn, as well?
Catena: Live in multiple places?
Wanda pulls out the shine sprite and hands it to Kreg
Wanda: I need you to take this
And use it to get yourself some common sense.
Jujube: No, silly. I need a place to sleep, silly.
Wanda: Can you do that for me?
Kreg: ...are you talking to me?
Wanda: I'm getting tired of your tripe.
Blitzin' Brad: OKAY BROS LET'S KEEP MOVING
Catena: So you want me to leave this urn here.
Kreg very confusedly accepts the sprite...?
Zap: I should use my bunny ears to attract someone sometime though, and use FP to make sure it works XD
Jujube: Set me on the fireplace.
Catena: but this is a nice urn
PrinceShroob: Wouldn't that be out of character for Spooker?
real nice urn
Zap: He'd accidentally attract someone
Catena: I think you would have to give me something equally as good in exchange.
Zap: I would do it on purpose but Spooker would do it accidentally
Catena: I don't give credit.
Jujube: ... You're kind of rude! But you did bring me here.
Here you go Catena.
This is a Return Postage badge.
Sidestepper: CATENA JUST GIVE THE DAMN URN LIKE A DECENT CHOMP
Shrody: YOU MEAN LIKE HOW TOOK SOMETHING FROM THE SHROOB FORCES AND DID NOTHING TO PAY FOR IT??
Isn't that... kind of rare?
Spooker: Think of all the money you'll save when returning letters!
Catena: It's like a move I have but at the same time
so it's ok
I'll take it.
Blitzin' Brad: I'M SURE MOVING ON
WITH MY BROS
NOT ALONE
Victor H.: give it to sidestepper
Sidestepper: LISTEN TO THE MAN WITH THE FUNNY AVATAR
Catena places the urn RIGHT HERE
Kreg: Now that we're down with that
Let's catch up, Catena
... Thank you.
Catena: oh no I was fooled
Jujube: I'm going to just rest right here now.
Sidestepper: FAREWELL SPOOKY GHOST DUDE
STAY RAD.
Catena: When I'll come back, I expect to see a boos battle of unimagiable power
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT BRO
Wanda: Excuse me, but why are we leaving the bad juju in the ancient spirit lady's dining room?
Blitzin' Brad: DO THE THING
Catena: so, good luck and have fun
Kreg: The layout of this place makes no sense
Spooker: Is it suppose to?
Wanda: Someone LIVES here. We just left that thing on her couch.
Kreg: I... suppose not, but...
Wanda: Am I the only one who remembers what this place is?
Wanda: You're ignoring me, aren't you?
Blitzin' Brad: Just don't
accidentally attract me with your cute bunny ears and roguish charm
Wanda: I won't be ignored!
Shrody: Why do you even care?
Sidestepper: WANDA LET'S GO
Catena: Remember there is a SHine sprite to claim for the biggest helper
Catena: out of...Brad and Spooker I guess.
Spooker: .me is helping a lot with teleporters
Damn
Catena: Spooker help. Spooker want
grrrgh
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH BRO, YOU IS
YOU DA MAN
Catena: ...this is a bit too crowded
Sidestepper: HEY GODVOICE, I WILL GIVE YOU A SHINE SPRITE IF YOU CHANGE THE MAP TO A SWEET NEW ONE.
AWWW YEAH.
Kreg: Dang Brad, you're in a hurry!
Sidestepper: OH GOD WHAT IS THIS
what
Spooker: He is a Chargin' Chuck, not a Meanderin' Chuck
Blitzin' Brad: Can't spell "Blitzin' Brad" without "hurry"
Catena: Trivialize all of this.
Blitzin' Brad: Thank you Spooker bro
Kreg: Catena that is MUCH too far
Catena: And just fly over that platform
Spooker: Really wish we had a cat power up so we could walk on walls
Kreg: Unless I go solo, and MAYBE I'll make it
...what spooker
Blitzin' Brad: Bro what if I toss you first
And you fly from there
Kreg: Let's look around first
Acre: By the way Cake you still owe me a badge.
more holes huh
Acre: From the fight against the sword guy
PrinceShroob: You got the Heart Finder badge.
Ake: Didn't you get Heart Finder?
Keiki (GM): It was a Heart Finder!
oh, ok
I didn't see it.
cool I guess
Keiki (GM): So are we going to throw people? What's going on?
PrinceShroob: Don't know what good it'll do if there's no hearts here, though. :/
Kreg: And there's no stone around, is there
Spooker: Yay backtracking?
Sidestepper looks on the ceiling
Catena sets a crab in the hole
Four Aurastones are hanging from the ceiling!
Catena: It gave you supervision.
Kreg: don't we have earthquake attacks
someone use one
Shrody: Are they just floating, or...?
Catena: YOU ARE A FLYING TURTLE
Shrody sets his Ultra Ray Gun to "Shrink"!
Shrody points his ray gun to the earth, and fires, dealing
10 damage in the ensuing quake! All enemy targets are
shrunken .
Catena: I PAID 130 COINS FOR THOSE WINGS
Shrody: there, i did a quake
WELP
The Aurastones fall from the ceiling!
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Kreg: now I guess we try combinations until we succeed
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Acre: why are ou doing this
Spooker: Spooker wants to test his might!
Shrody: This one's quite heavy.
Keiki (GM): Go ahead, if you'd like!
Spooker tries to lift this stone
Shrody tries to carry this
Kreg lifts the one second from the left
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Aurastone!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena displays raw power.
Catena: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Sidestepper observes the group.
Shrody displays raw power.
Shrody: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's a failure, but would you like to put in successes, Spooker?
Kreg: rolling (15+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Keiki (GM): That would be 3.
Kreg tries to lift it, but it is super heavy and dense for some reason!
Kreg: what the hell is this
Zap: Kreg not swole enough
Shrody and Catena are successful.
Blitzin' Brad: Step aside bro
Shrody: Hey, I warned ya.
Catena: Do you need help on that one, Kreg?
Blitzin' Brad: Let a REAL man do this
Catena: Cooperate in lifting it.
Blitzin' Brad displays raw power.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena puts the stone here
Shrody moves the stone here.
Sidestepper: LOOK AT YOU PANSIES.
Brad is shocked for five damage!
Kreg: Let's just work together, alright?
Spooker: Need to do a bro lift
Sidestepper: CAPTAIN, I THINK YOU NEED TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE.
Blitzin' Brad: My... my muscles
Have failed
WHAT AM I
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
...
Blitzin' Brad runs away crying
Sidestepper: BUT IMPRESSIVE WORK, SPOOKER.
Kreg: How's the platforms look?
Blitzin' Brad: They look great, UNLIKE MY WEAK-ASS ARMS
Catena displays raw power.
Catena: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 8 Successes
Acre: nice coordination we've got
fuck
Wizzy: cake I had already taken the two and you damaged me again
except jk that song is still good
Keiki (GM): Kreg, make a Power check
Kreg: rolling (15+0)d6>4
= 9 Successes
Kreg gets a better grasp this time!!
Shrody: I think we need to place the stones in order from lightest to heaviest.
Kreg: I hope that was the right place
because that thing is terrible to lift
Not the right one.
Sidestepper: GREAT THINKING
Catena: I think I got it.
roll it out
You're a master hacker
Wanda: It's a rectangular prism, Clarence. They don't roll well.
Catena: Tell me which stone is heavier
Put them in order.
Keiki (GM): If you and Catena do it again, I'll just take that you can move it as a given.
Kreg: Wanda why are you talking about my brother?
I'm Kreg.
Wanda: That's what I said.
Shrody: Okay, luckily, we only need to switch the stones around 2 times.
First these two.
Kreg: No, you called me Klarence.
Catena: Those get swapped.
Kreg: Well whatever, it's Kreg.
Keiki (GM): You all can move what you moved as you did previoiusly.
Cody C.: I thought Kreg was John
for some reason
then who was Dennis
Catena moves this one out
Acre: Or just pretend we switched them
cut to the scahse
Wizzy: I helped switch them
*chase
Layze: If you're actually asking, Wanda doesn't remember kreg's name because running gags
Layze: so she just calls him something different every time she talks to him
Keiki (GM): So you guys are switching the stones around?
Wizzy: I thought it'd be funny to have a brother named Klarence ok
I'm telling cody
PrinceShroob: Yes, switch 2 and 4.
Wizzy: I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW
Layze: I know you know I know you know.
Acre: I know you're both nerds
anyway yeah we switched the second and fourth
Keiki (GM): I'll take the implicit silence that you're switching the stones around.
Acre: Oh. We said we ware
I assumed you were starting the havok engine
Uh
Victor H.: wait, I thought Wanda can't remember anyone's names
Layze: she remembers everyone except kreg
Wizzy: no it's specifically my character for out of character reasons
Layze: she just calls brad football man sometimes
PrinceShroob tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
PrinceShroob tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Sidestepper: GREAT WORK, BOYS.
Sidestepper: SOMEONE CARRY ME.
...what did getting here do
The portal's on the GM layer.
Layze: I thought we were meant to go to the top left
oh
lol
Wizzy: INVISIBLE TELEPORTERS
Catena: And so we accomplished noting other than making this platform crowded
Catena: oh wow who brought this teleported here
Kreg: THAT DOESN'T LOOK FRIENDLY
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Star Golem.
Wanda: Anyone up for going back?
I think we should go back.
Catena: Now that looks like a final boss.
Victor H.: Stolem. Golstar.
Kreg: We've come this far
Blitzin' Brad: I... I must regain my muscle
Star Golem: I am the sworn guardian of Merlumini's quarters.
Krrrzzt
Blitzin' Brad: It's time to get...
Star Golem: She is dear. And you are intruders.
Blitzin' Brad: RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Star Golem: You will be stopped.
Catena: Well, there's no going back I guess
Shrody: Would it convince you otherwise if we told you that Merlon sent us?
Kreg: We're going to see her!
Also yeah Merlon sent us
Catena: on an important mission to this place
Keiki (GM): Coolness check.
Shrody: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Catena: Can someone remind me why is the guy in charge of letting people in really bad at his job?
PrinceShroob: Does Kreg do one too?
Sidestepper tries to be cool.
Sidestepper: rolling (1+0)d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: Like, he gave us permission just by bringing him beer
Sidestepper: HEY GUARD DUDE. I'M A COOL CRAB.
YOU SHOULD LET ME THROUGH.
Star Golem: You speak of Merlon. But you are also alive. Therefore you are capable of telling lies.
Merlumini is dear. Krrrrzzzzt And you will be expelled.
Star Golem assumes a combat position.
[MUSIC] Star Golem Appears!
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Star Golem takes initiative!
Star Golem: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zap: Good thing everything so slow
fuck those boos
PrinceShroob: To be fair, they WERE kinda fragile.
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
and also 1 HP crab WHAT UP
...
Victor H.: special effects
Ake: I thought those animations were mentor only.
Star Golem: Krrzztztzzt You will be seeing the door soon.
It's behind you
Wizzy: wanda's passion burns with fury
Star Golem: Errr
Krrrzzzt I mean the front door.
Spooker pulls out a
Thunderbolt !
Spooker can either use it this turn or store it in his bag, provided it's not full.
Shrody: Just a bit of warning, I'm pretty sure this guy has huge defense.
Zap: Can I put that away and give the Super Shroom I got to Catena?
Wizzy: I don't see why not
Keiki (GM): Not in the same turn.
Acre: That would be two actions
Layze: I'm still trying to solve the mystery of putting gifs in chat, but let's see if this is all it takes
nope
Spooker uses the Thunderbolt
Keiki (GM): Gonna have to refresh. Hold on.
Thunder strikes the Star Golem, dealing 5 damage!
Sidestepper: CAP'N, I THINK YOU SHOULD USE YOUR REPEL CAPE.
Catena: I should do that, yes.
Or...!
Catena uses the RUIN POWDER ...I guess
Sidestepper: THAT'S A BOSS YOU DIP
right
is he
Star Golem: You will regret that.
Krrrrrzzztztztzzt But during the Stone Age...!
Catena: I QUESTION YOUR STATUS AS A BOSS
IS YOUR BOSS
dammit
Shrody: i thought bosses were immune to status
Wizzy: he just gets a super ability to break out of it is all I bet
Catena: there we go I'm done
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Keiki (GM): I think that might just be hard stuns.
Shrody
stays the same HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Shrody attempts to identify Star Golem with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
electrified! !
Catena: Also, do not call me a dip, you crabby.mate
Zap: Oh ya it can do that too
Sidestepper: MY APOLOGIES CAPTAIN
That's a Star Golem. HP is
55, FP is
5, Attack is
10, and Defense is
7.
Catena: Apologies accepted.
It attacks twice per turn, so watch out.
Spooker: I don't think I can damage him...
Wizzy: he's got a lot of heart so he's able to break out of statuses easily
just saying
Catena: welp that's a thing
Spooker: Time for some reflected damage! :33!
Acre: I want to see a thirty dice roll
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. Acre, did you equip either of those badges?
Wanda sighs and steels herself as she prepares to read the spell's incantation
Wanda: Looks like we're at a LOSS! We could sure use a BOOst! Time for BOOLOCITY!
Wanda snaps her non-existant fingers. The entire party is now hastened, meaning they will take double actions and act as if dodgy until Wanda's next turn.
Acre: I don't even know how much their are worth
so I dunno
Catena: this is why I didn't use the cape
Catena: it would've been a WASTE
Kreg: So THIS is what I felt when I was in the ice cage!
Keiki (GM): So until Wanda's next turn, each of you get a second action.
beeoi h.: wait a minute am I fucking high or was there just an explosive animatino on the map
Acre: There were like ten
Keiki (GM): I didn't see it.
is this
actual magic
Cody C.: You're just high man
Ake: It's been there since the beginning.
Wizzy: wanda is just fired up
Cody C.: I'm not seeing anything
Victor H.: Wanda's breaking the fourth wall.
Ake: It's a roll20 glitch though, because that's supposed to be a mentor-only feature.
Keiki (GM): Sorry guys, Roll20 is glitching out for me.
Acre: too many explosions
can I be temporary DM?
Zap: Roll20 is the real final boss
Star Golem is incredibly agile!
Star Golem swipes and grabs Blitzin' Brad! Blitzin' Brad is now being squeezed by the Star Golem, and can't take much more of this!
Star Golem utilizes inner Power on Shrody!
Star Golem: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: DON'T GET GRABBY
Star Golem tries to recover from a status effect!
Star Golem: rolling 30d6>4
= 15 Successes
Star Golem: Krrrzzzzt Confusing error has lifted.
Acre: you did it too late
do i dodge now
Keiki (GM): Remember, you get two guard actions.
Acre: and besides I needed to get rid of that thing
Sidestepper: PUT THE FOOTBALL TURTLE DOWN, IT'S HARD TO GRADE HIS PERFORMANCE WHEN HE'S STUCK UP THERE
Cody C.: am I just grabbed
Keiki (GM): Hold on a second.
beeoi h.: ...so you can pay roll20 for explosions
i'll keep that in mind
Keiki (GM): rolling d2
= 1
You should roll to guard as normal.
Keiki (GM): As for Cody. On your turn you do a Recover check.
NO
AKE WHAT'D YOU DO
Go for it
Ake: I dunno. [](/i.imgur.com/EGu05Nr.gif)
teach me how to make html work
Shrody tries to dodge Star Golem's attack!
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody tries to dodge Star Golem's attack!
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wizzy: I think that roll was just "do you dodge it automatically"
Keiki (GM): No, I have it down that dodgy is that attacks just have a half chance to miss.
Sorry!
Star Golem slams its mighty, stone fists into Shrody, dealing
8 damage!
Shrody: WELL SHOOT, I WOULD'VE DODGED IT IF IT WORKED AS IT USUALLY DID
:(
Acre: It's a coin flip whether we hit the guy or not?
Layze: AKE YOUR LINK KILLED ME D:<
Cody C.: Can't you still roll to dodge if the dodgy thing fails?
Blitzin' Brad is hoisted into the air!
Acre: mechanics are hard when you're not paying attention :c
Blitzin' Brad tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Brad barely breaks out of the Star Golem's grip!
Brad is on the Star Golem's arm!
Cody C.: two moves, right?
Catena: do the funny rally thing
Cody C.: yes please do that
YOU'RE UGLY AND WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE NON-FUNCTIONING
Kreg: OKAY MAYBE MY SPEECH NEEDS WORK BUT
Catena: ...just do the thing
Kreg attempts to use talkative rally!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating anyone
25 feet away from him. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
Cody C.: guys should I taunt + power attack, or just double attack
Layze: 
want group input
Acre: That's a great input
Keiki (GM): Suplex the train.
Wizzy: was waiting for the power to resolve
anyway
Kreg: DON'T MESS WITH MY BROS
Cody C.: double attack it is
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Star Golem!
Kreg: rolling 17d6>4
= 7 Successes
Star Golem tries to guard against Kreggles's attack!
Star Golem: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Star Golem, dealing
10 damage!
Acre: I feel a lot of second-hand embarrasment
Cody C.: we good on the power stuff, Cake?
Shrody: So, just real quick, shouldn't we be able to see the guy's HP and FP now?
Blitzin' Brad: STAND BACK BROS, I'LL FRAG THIS CHARLIE
Layze: 
Blitzin' Brad prepares for a grandstanding, powerful tackle!
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Star Golem, dealing
11 damage! Star Golem is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
1 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
if I pass my attack roll
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Star Golem!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 16d6>4
= 4 Successes
Star Golem tries to guard against Blitzin' Brad's attack!
Star Golem: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: Alright, I'm feeling a 2nd hit
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Star Golem!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 16d6>4
= 7 Successes
Star Golem tries to guard against Blitzin' Brad's attack!
Star Golem: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Blitzin' Brad prepares for a grandstanding, powerful tackle!
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Star Golem, dealing
11 damage! Star Golem is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
1 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Layze: man this haste shit
Shrody: Okay, Spooker might be able to damage this guy now, if only slightly.
Acre: group 1 also has it so it's k
Layze: I hope the two-group session doesn't involve a battle because I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to lose
Keiki (GM): We'll see about that one.
Victor H.: unless it's between you two?????????
Wizzy: the multigroup session will get terrible if there's a battle
Victor H. X-Files musics.
Layze: that's what I meant
PrinceShroob: Actually, I'm pretty much convinced it'll be a battle between Group 1 and Group 2.
Layze: like if the two groups fight we cannot possibly lose
Keiki (GM): Spooker's turn.
Acre: Wow, look at this confidence
Blitzin' Brad: YOU CAN GRAB ME, BUT DON'T HIT SHRODY, HE'S MY BRO
Ake: Group 1 has a rez spell.
Victor H.: What a bunch of jokers.
Acre: DO not underestimate the power of chance time.
Blitzin' Brad: I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE
Keiki (GM): You get two moves!
Cody C.: so i oneshot the healer
beeoi h.: Has chance time ever done anything
but it's the essence
Keiki (GM): I actually haven't used it yet.
Zap: Can I use Item Grab and if it doesn't give what I want use FP to get what I want?
Wizzy: you put all that work into and you haven't used it
Wizzy: that's sad to hear actually,, it's an amazing attack
Oh, and it's the principle of the attack.
Of having Chance Time.
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Star Golem!
Spooker: rolling 9d6>4
= 3 Successes
nevermind, it has 7 defense
Star Golem tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Star Golem: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Layze: I'm looking through char sheets and I'm stumped
what do you guys mean by chance time
Wizzy: cmon spooker I believed
Catena: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Wizzy: It's on Shin, layze
PrinceShroob: maybe just use the super shroom on catena?
Catena utilizes inner Power on Star Golem!
Catena: rolling 16d6>4
= 11 Successes
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Star Golem, dealing
20 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off.
Shrody: LET ME TATTLE THIS GUY
Acre utilizes inner Power on Star Golem!
Ake: 20 damage in a Mario RPG.
Acre: rolling 16d6>4
= 9 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Star Golem with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 8 Successes
Acre opts to mug Star Golem for money and coins!
Acre roughhouses Star Golem, dealing
11 damage, and simultaneously steals
9 coins, as well as
a badge !
The Donkey Kong Country theme song played on a terrible MIDI keyboard sounds off.
Shrody: well that was a success if i ever saw one
Victor H.: The game of the decade.
Layze: stealing nine coins AND a badge AND killing it
Zap: Oh ya, we get two attacksd, I forgot
Catena: 31 damage what up
Wizzy: yeah we're team alpha strike, it's kinda obscene
Blitzin' Brad: YOU'RE OFF THE CHAIN
Acre: oh man I did get a badge
THREE BADGES
PrinceShroob: Acre's hogging all the badges. :(
I'll distribute I swear :(
Layze: you know in the incredibles, when they kill the big robot by rocketing its claw through its body
imagine that, except it's catena going through this golem
Acre
stays the same HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Acre steals the Quake Shake Badge!
PrinceShroob: Okay, I really don't need THAT badge, actually.
Catena: Well, we got three of these things I think.
Victor H.: shake it bake it quake shake it
Catena: Wanda, do you want to shake things?
Star Golem:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
0
|
| Coins: |
0
|
Wanda pokes around, and finds nothing!
PrinceShroob: WAIT, CAN'T I AT LEAST GET THE TATTLE??
Star Golem: Krrrrzzzt It's not over.
Star Golem reforms into a monstrosity!
Catena: well I got the badge and that's all that matters
Wanda: 
Victor H.: oh my god it's Infini T. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ACTUAL NIGHTMARES
beeoi h.: The heck is that gif
Victor H.: wanda's crunking it
Keiki (GM): le funny gifs
beeoi h.: I wonder if these show up in the archives
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Ake: They will if I manually add them.
PrinceShroob: Do we really need to take initiative again?
Keiki (GM): Also. Retake initiative!
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wizzy: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Star Lotus takes initiative!
Star Lotus: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Star Lotus.
Star Lotus: Merlumini...
Krkrrrzkrrzzzt Destroy.
Layze: I like how Wanda is almost always last, actually
Wizzy: now it's super fast instead of super defensive
Layze: Gotta get through the first round before you get the gigabuff
Cody C.: hey, she didn't get another turn so we're still hasted
Kreg: GUYS I GET A FEELING WE SHOULDN'T GROUP UP
Keiki (GM): Haha, you funny guy.
Wizzy: do we still have the rally buff or is that gone
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
feeling dodgy! !
Keiki (GM): It's still there.
probably only for another round though
but still alright!
Victor H.: gotta speedkill it imho
Spooker pulls out a
Super Shroom !
Spooker can either use it this turn or store it in his bag, provided it's not full.
Layze: well I mean, if the last fight was any indication this thing has two turns to live
Spooker gives it to Catena
Mighty thanks.
Spooker as in uses it on Catena
Zap: I thought the buff was still on?
Catena: Consider that as part of your helpful points for the shine sprite
Layze: I just brought chat into its own little window
wth
how'd I do that
come back window chat
Victor H.: wanda stop messing with magic
Ake: You dragged it by accident!
Star Golem: Annihilate. None will see Merlumini.
Layze: But now I'm dragging it on purpose and it's not working
Keiki (GM): You moved twice.
Keiki (GM): On the Star Golem.
Layze: I know I closed the window chat because it was weird and new and scary
Keiki (GM): Or did you not?
Layze: but now I kinda wnat it back
And no one told me
whatever
Zap: Plus layze's turn nevered ended
Ake: Double click the tab maybe?
my rally buff has one more turn on it
Layze: Oh shit it is double click
Catena: Well, I'm not in that pack.
Star Lotus moves as a whirling tornado of blades and... limbs?
Star Lotus utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Brad!
Star Lotus: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Star Lotus utilizes inner Power on Kreggles!
Star Lotus: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Star Lotus utilizes inner Power on Shrody!
Star Lotus: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Star Lotus utilizes inner Power on Wanda!
Star Lotus: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Layze: EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
Sidestepper: PROTECT ME. I AM DELICATE AND IMPORTANT
Layze: situation normalized
Star Lotus continues its whirl and spins into Wanda, dealing
10 damage! All targets within the radius are blown back!
Star Lotus continues its whirl and spins into Blitzin' Brad, dealing
7 damage! All targets within the radius are blown back!
Layze: oh wait did I just get murdered by swords
oh no
Star Lotus continues its whirl and spins into Kreggles, dealing
8 damage! All targets within the radius are blown back!
Don't touch my bros
Wizzy: I took 10 but then added two because I actually tok
cake stop that
Star Lotus continues its whirl and spins into Shrody, dealing
8 damage! All targets within the radius are blown back!
Wizzy: I'll stop taking my damage
Shrody: Do I still get two actions?
Keiki (GM): Holy shit man
Layze: you're like the fifth person to ask that
Keiki (GM): I took the quickness as getting the tattle in on the Star Golem.
Right before going down.
Shrody attempts to identify Star Lotus with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Keiki (GM): So... Ya got one move, son.
This form has recovered some health, apparently... it has 40 HP, no FP, and only 2 Defense.
Layze: ok so try not to massacre this form until we can get the full tattle log
However, instead of having defense, it's a whirlwind of destruction that attacks anything that enters its radius, regardless of whether or not it is its turn.
nuh-uh
Keiki (GM): Not quite the tattle log, but close.
Blitzin' Brad starts jumping and clapping in a bizarre warm-up regimen! Star Lotus is taunted!
Blitzin' Brad: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Shrody: Can we get the HP bar now, please?
AWAY FROM THEM NERDS
COME FACE B-RAD
Star Lotus: Merlumini Merlumini Merlumini Merlumini...
Krrrrrzzzt Blitzin' Brad Blitzin' Brad Blitzin' Brad.
Sidestepper: VERY BRAVE OF YOU, FOOTBALL BRO
Blitzin' Brad: LIGHT 'EM UP, BROS
Rally should be over, right?
Wizzy: it's a 2 turn thing so
Wizzy: well whatever I guess I'll just do it again
Zap: He is taunted by Brad, and I use Outta Sight on him
Kreg attempts to use Comeback Call!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
in Brad*
ok
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating anyone
25 feet away from him. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
PrinceShroob: Uh, Zap? He'll probably stop being taunted if he suddenly disappears. Which would make his sacrifice useless.
get fired up
Zap: Not as good as fsteak
Keiki (GM): Oh god I literally just undid that
Just fuck my shit up
nooo
I'M SORRY
get fired up
beeoi h.: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Acre: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Layze: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Cody C.: pssst we should do our wish thing
it's the last fight after all
Keiki (GM): If you use Outta Sight on the dude being taunted, he's likely going to lose interest rather than try and swing at something he can't even see.
The third one
Wizzy: holy shit yes the safeguard would be great right now
Layze: we have a thing that makes us absorb physical attacks
yeah
Zap: To be fair, in Paper Mario, the enemies still attack where Mario was
we safeguard now
ffsffs
get fired up
Keiki (GM): There was also no taunt, and only two people to hit.
Wizzy: Alright here's the plan
PrinceShroob: So are we doing the wish thing?
Wizzy: it's Catena's turn
Sidestepper: I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A WISH.
Zap: Really just wish this stupid attack wasn't nerfed almost to hell
-_-
Layze: I think that would be a great idea if we want Brad to not die
Cody C.: wish so I don't die when he comes at me
Acre: Do I do it or layze?
Wizzy: I think doing the wish only takes one person's turn
Catena wishes for a miracle.
Catena: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wizzy wishes for a miracle.
Wizzy: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Sidestepper attempts to use wISH!
Sidestepper knows about timed hits!
Sidestepper: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
PrinceShroob wishes for a miracle.
PrinceShroob: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker wishes for a miracle.
Spooker: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wanda wishes for a miracle.
Wanda: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Brad wishes for a miracle.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wizzy: well I wish but so does kreg
Acre: And do the rocky one
...
PrinceShroob: same with shrody
Acre: do we even have enough wish power
I think that was a thing
Wizzy: We haven't wished since we got the third patch
we should be fine
Keiki (GM): You guys have 3 Terra Wishes.
Layze: the entire group coming together to achieve their one and only common goal: keeping the best character from getting killed
We do the third patch thing
Keiki (GM): 3 Wish Points to spend.
Wizzy: but yeah Catena uses his turn to do all that
Wizzy: and I hear thunder
great
I wish I could make a wish
with the fishhhh
Keiki (GM): Alright. Everyone should make an Action Command.
But we just did the wish thing.
lol
Keiki (GM): Uh... Wrong button, heh.
Sidestepper: BE MORE LIKE ME, PUNKS
Keiki (GM): Though I guess wish does make sense. Still.
Action Commands.
Catena attempts to use rock wish, whatever!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper attempts to use CRAB WISH!
Sidestepper knows about timed hits!
Sidestepper: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Layze attempts to use MIRACLE!
Layze knows about timed hits!
Layze: rolling 14d6>4
= 10 Successes
Layze: pretend wanda did that
Blitzin' Brad attempts to use don't die!
Blitzin' Brad knows about timed hits!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg attempts to use summon Golem!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Spooker attempts to use wish!
Spooker knows about timed hits!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody attempts to use wish thing number 3!
Shrody knows about timed hits!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wizzy: four four four four
Cody C.: Just carry our wish rolls, layze
Wizzy: I'm sensing a theme with my action commands today
Zap: I liked my old number better
Shrody: Also, don't I have 8 coolness now?
Sidestepper: ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY, SPOOKER?
Layze: not if you didn't update your character sheet you don't
Cody C.: you have to update the attributes tab, not just where it's listed on the shee
sheet
Layze: good job shroob, you might have just fumbled yourself a reroll
The party's wishes are made true thanks to the Cavern Patch! Safe
Rocks float around the party, taking the brunt of
13 Heart Point's worth of damage in all!
Wizzy: well it's something
Layze: man that's enough for Brad to live
Cody C.: If he only hits me, it buys me another turn, with haste
Keiki (GM): Double that. It's 26.
Cody C.: And we can clean up
rip stupid boss
Layze: I dunno with that I'm considering saving the haste buff in case THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
it costs alot of damn MP
FP
HAHA WHAT'S MP AM I RIGHT
Wizzy: what if it is his final form
Cody C.: Who got that gradual syrup earlier
Give it to Wanda
Layze: eh I have so much syrup in my backpack
Wanda sighs and steels herself as she prepares to read the spell's incantation
Wanda: Looks like we're at a LOSS! We could sure use a BOOst! Time for BOOLOCITY!
Wanda snaps her non-existant fingers. The entire party is now hastened, meaning they will take double actions and act as if dodgy until Wanda's next turn.
Wizzy: that description still makes me happy
Keiki (GM): Forgot it was Catena that used the Terra Patch.
Got your two moves now, Spooker.
Wizzy: Probably wanna just item it up
Sidestepper: I LIKE THE ROCK IN THE CORNER. IT IS A NICE DECORATION.
Wizzy: or throw stuff, your call
IT'S THE ROCK
Zap: Item thing costs a lot of FP <.>
Acre: TATTLE THE ROOOoh who am kidding
Blitzin' Brad: SPOOKER BRO, FOLLOW YOUR HEAR
T
Spooker pulls out a
Ice Storm !
Spooker can either use it this turn or store it in his bag, provided it's not full.
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Zap: Would Ice Storm do something stupid
Layze: oh and i forgot to do the thing
Wanda
regains 1 FP , and then
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Flower Plus badge.
Keiki (GM): It does AoE damage. Ice. 4 damage.
Blitzin' Brad: HAIL just have to use it and find out
ehehe
Spooker uses Smarts on Star Lotus!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy: looks like our enemy will just have to weather the storm
Star Lotus tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Star Lotus: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Layze: ...Spooker has a ranged attack?
PrinceShroob: I sincerely hope that was a joke, layze.
Zap: Not that I ever get to actually use it
PrinceShroob: or however you're supposed to spell that word
Layze: hey guys do you know what killed the dinosaurs
Keiki (GM): My entire family died because of that comment, Layze.
Acre: he will cold onto the ice storm
Zap: End, not worth using FP
Blitzin' Brad: BRING IT ON, BEEOTCH
Zap: Have we done any damage?
Star Lotus: Krkrrzrzzzt Destroy the enemy.
USA. USA. USA.
Star Lotus continues its whirl and spins into Blitzin' Brad, dealing
7 damage! All targets within the radius are blown back!
Star Lotus continues its whirl and spins into , dealing
10 damage! All targets within the radius are blown back!
Zap: I don't see a health bar <.>
Layze: because it's not in the tattle log yet
Blitzin' Brad: The rock still stands, broheim
Wizzy: we'll get it in a sec
Zap: Oh, I thought the tattle worked
PrinceShroob: Well, I DID get a partial tattle giving us the HP.
PrinceShroob: Pretty sure that should've been good enough.
Keiki (GM): Psalms 78:35 - And they remembered that God was their rock, And the Most High God their Redeemer.
Sidestepper: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TATTLE AGAIN. RIGHT NOW.
Shrody attempts to identify Star Lotus with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Not quite. Now it is.
Acre: once more, but with passion
PrinceShroob: ...Actually, Cake's comment is making me think the tattle actually succeeded with that.
Keiki (GM): One more move.
PrinceShroob: Okay, it did.
GOOD
Acre: but still, show me passion
Shrody uses Smarts on Star Lotus!
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Star Lotus tries to dodge Shrody's attack!
Star Lotus: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody does shoots at Star Lotus with his Ultra Ray Gun, dealing
11 damage!
Blitzin' Brad: Nice shot, bro!
Shrody: Also, we should get the HP bar now, right?
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Star Lotus!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 16d6>4
= 9 Successes
Layze: oh he walked into the pain fortex
rip brad
Wizzy: double bros attacks
Cody C.: got some rock left
Keiki (GM): You get to attack twice, but the pain vortex will kick in after you attack.
Layze: does rock protect from knockback
oh
cool
Keiki (GM): Nope. Protects him from damage though.
Blitzin' Brad prepares for a grandstanding, powerful tackle!
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Star Lotus, dealing
17 damage! Star Lotus is
stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
1 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Acre: are we gonna chomp whirl the sword whirl
Blitzin' Brad: AND HERE COMES NUMBER 2
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Star Lotus!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 16d6>4
= 5 Successes
Blitzin' Brad prepares for a grandstanding, powerful tackle!
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Star Lotus, dealing
17 damage! Star Lotus is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
0 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Layze: welp, brad killed it
good night everyone
Acre: good job brad I knew I could always count on you
Star Lotus tries to dodge Blitzin' Brad's attack!
Star Lotus: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre: third phase now boiz
PrinceShroob: Looks like Brad gets the Shine Sprite.
Blitzin' Brad: NOBODY TOUCHES MY BROS
Brad single-handedly tackles the Star Lotus into a pile of garbage! The head says its last parting words.
USA
Star Lotus: Merlumini... My apologies.
Krrzrzrrzrzt
USA
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH GOOD GAME SON
USA
USA
Wanda shoots a bolt of lightning at the head
Blitzin' Brad slaps the defeated pile of rubble
Star Lotus:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
100
|
| Coins: |
96
|
Kreg pokes around, and finds nothing!
[MUSIC] Celestial Sanctum
ok then
Blitzin' Brad: DA DA DA DAAAA
BRUNPEI HAS LEVELED UP
Kreg: Catena we're never gonna use that drilling attack are we
Layze: what's the stat cap again?
ok
Star Lotus: 20 for A-ranks.
Sidestepper: VERY IMPRESSIVE.
Acre: Man, do I go for hearts or power
Blitzin' Brad: Very helpful, robro
Acre: eh, both. +1 Heart +1 Power
Wanda: rolling (16+0)d6>4
= 8 Successes
Kreg: Leveling myself up, putting both points into Coolness
PrinceShroob: k, took the liberty of updating Shrody's stats. Added 2 to smarts.
Acre: I'll level myself, too
Cody C.: Doing my level too, all power, baby
what's my stat cap at b rank
PrinceShroob: Smarts increases FP by 1 for every point added, right?
Layze: cody I don't think you can do all pwoer
15
Acre: except I lied and gave me +2 power
Layze: quick contain the level up juice until you turn in your shine
Kreg attempts to use SSJ3 KAMEHAMEHA!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Cody C.: Did I find a shine?
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on Shrody!
PrinceShroob: rolling 10d6>4
= 9 Successes
Cody C.: Oh, the other one the party had
Layze: whoever got the one from the puzzle
yeah
Zap: Crab is gonna give you the one he found
Cody C.: Maybe he'll give it to you!
PrinceShroob: Okay, looks like I did it right this time.
Star Lotus starts to move, but crumbles away.
Kreg: That was the last obstacle.
Let's go meet our lady.
Wanda: Not...the last, I think.
Zap: I didn't do my level, to note
Shrody: ANOTHER one of these things?
Wanda: Flex those muscles, Joseph.
Zap: Since I don't want to mess something up
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Aurastone.
Shrody: Yeowch! This thing gives out a power of 1000!
Zap: I'll take 2 smarts though
Kreg doesn't try to lift it but instead just gets a feel for how heavy it is
Acre: two hours of shooting star summit/hill/I forgot
since we've been running for four hours and a half
at least two of those must have been this
Wanda goes and tries the door while everyone's fussing over the rock
Spooker watches Wanda in case she needs help
Wizzy: just making sure you're ok
Kreg leaves the rock alone
Shrody smells another shine sprite.
we DO need to move it I bet
Wanda finds a Flower Saver badge!
Layze: that's sure as hell going on
Sidestepper: WELL I SUPPOSE THAT'S THAT.
Wizzy: well we've hit endgame
Sidestepper eats his shine
Acre: brad still needs one
Catena and Shrody finds
13 coins each!
Sidestepper gives it to Brad in all reality
Kreg: Gimme a hand with the stone
Blitzin' Brad: NOW WE ARE ALL SUPER BROS
Kreg: We're probably gonna need to work together
Spooker: Can this block be moved?
Kreg assesses the Aurastone. It's massive, but seems like it can be carried.
Catena displays raw power.
Catena: rolling (14+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
ONE
TWO
THREE
Blitzin' Brad displays raw power.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (16+0)d6>4
= 8 Successes
Kreg: rolling (17+0)d6>4
= 9 Successes
Wanda: rolling (16+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Layze: Wanda is the coolest supervisor
Catena: for the record, I took off the rally buff
Kreg: oh right that's a thing
whatever RRRRRRGH
ALRIGHT
Catena: indeed. rrrrrrrrrgh
The group carries it to the altar.
It thunks in place, and seems to lock inside of its slot.
Layze: guys after this let's go farm random encounters
A large platform powers up.
Layze: some of us are level 9, one more level and we can shine up again
Catena: We don't have extra shines
Wanda: rolling (16+0)d6>4
= 9 Successes
Wizzy: layze that's level 12
not 10
darn
Wanda goes to the platform and turns away from the group, crossing her arms
...uh
WHOA
Wanda: rolling (16+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda is not too cool to be shaken up by the platform's sudden ascension
Wizzy: layze it's okay we get it
Catena: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Layze: no I have to keep making hte same joke, it gets funnier every time
Catena: Wow. How did we make it here?
Shrody: This site looks familiar.
Elder Merlumini: ... Greetings.
Blitzin' Brad: Hey, toots
Blitzin' Brad slaps Merlumini's ass
brad
Blitzin' Brad tries to slap Merlumini's ass, but she seems to be a spirit! His hand goes right through.
Layze: ...I'm saying that, not Wanda
Blitzin' Brad: The name's Bra-WHOA
INTANGIBLE ASS ALERT
I REPEAT
Blitzin' Brad: INTANGIBLE
ASS
Elder Merlumini: I am Merlumini. And my... as is intangible apparently.
Kreg: ...please forgive him
Shrody: He needs to be sorry first in order to be forgiven.
Elder Merlumini: You have trekked far to reach where my spirit still resides.
Victor H.: it's how he shakes hands
Catena: Yeah, I guess. Puzzles.
Kreg: Brad can you not stand right in front of her please
Elder Merlumini nods solemnly.
Blitzin' Brad: The only thing I'm sorry for is not being able to get a handful of that nice booty
Elder Merlumini: I know what you're here for.
Catena: also I'm pretty sure Brad is flying right now
Elder Merlumini pulls out the Light Patch. It is incredibly bright.
Sidestepper: CATENA, DO YOU THINK WE CAN BRING HER GHOST TO MERLON'S TENT?
Catena: I think that is a fantastic idea.
Blitzin' Brad takes a whiff of Merlumini's hair.
Elder Merlumini: It is okay. I no longer care for tangible space.
Catena: We do not have a jujurn to deposit it, though.
Shrody: No. I doubt the dead wants to be disturbed any more than it needs to be.
Merlumini's hair smells like ghosts.
Blitzin' Brad: THIS SMELLS BETTER THAN OLD SPICE™ THE OFFICIAL DEODERANT OF THE NFL
Blitzin' Brad: GET YOURS TODAY
Sidestepper: STORE HER IN THIS COOLCONE.
Elder Merlumini: I'm afraid I'm bound to this place. I can't exactly leave.
Catena: Oh, that's a shame.
Blitzin' Brad: Don't worry, I got the safest place known to man
Sidestepper: BRING MERLON'S TENT HERE!
Blitzin' Brad produces the terra patch from his cup
Spooker: Clearly we take this place and push it somewhere else
Elder Merlumini: I may be intangible, but my sacred patch is just as real as the others you possess.
Catena: I do not wish to carry the tent all the way here.
Kreg is really glad he's keeping the other two patches safe
Catena: So, hey, we heard three of them just went missing.
Elder Merlumini: But... strangely enough, I sense you only have three.
Catena: Do you know anything about that?
Another group has been taking them, it seems.
Wanda: Excuse me, but I believe the elder told us you are the one who sews all of the patches together? How do we go about doing so now that you are, ah...tangibility-impaired?
Elder Merlumini: I have a feeling the remaining four will be produced shortly.
Sidestepper: THAT'S RACIST, GRAPE
Blitzin' Brad: Nah baby, no more patches in the cup. That's aaaalllll Brad
can you stop hitting on her
Catena: Well, that's good. I hope.
Wanda: Crab, I'd like to point out there is nothing stopping me from casting you into the infinite void of space right now.
Kreg: we are trying to have a serious conversation here
Blitzin' Brad: Bruh she ain't even tangible
Elder Merlumini: Don't worry. While it seems impossible, my spiritual presence is what allows me to sew the Terra Quilt back up.
Elder Merlumini manifests her needles in her hands.
Elder Merlumini: I take it you require my services.
Blitzin' Brad: MRRROOW kitty got claws
Sidestepper slaps Wanda with a coolcone
Elder Merlumini: Would you give me the Terra Patches?
Catena: We only have half of the whole quilt, though.
Elder Merlumini: I could at least start on it.
Blitzin' Brad hands over his patch. It looks as if he's scribble DO YOU LIKE ME? CHECK YES OR NO on the back
Elder Merlumini: Any minutes now... the other half may be produced!
Wanda: Now, if you don't mind, I have another question...
Why on EARTH were we collecting these things?
Catena: It might make Mario not bad
Kreg: We're saving Mario!
Elder Merlumini: Oh dear... Some scribble. I'm afraid my heart is taken, dear Brad. But don't worry. You will always feel welcome in my Friend Realm.
Kreg: You know, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom?
THAT Mario?
Blitzin' Brad sulks away, defeated
Blitzin' Brad: There's no escaping for me, bros
Layze: man you didn't even get friend zones
you got friend REALMED
Layze: that is like, orders of magnitude beyond
Catena: bard, ou'll always be in the catena's bro zone
BROS BEFORE HOES
Elder Merlumini: I will be knitting.
PrinceShroob: I hate it when guys say they got "friend zone'd". As if being someone's friend is such a horrible punishment.
Elder Merlumini: You all may sit and relax a bit.
Cody C.: I'm married already joke's on you
am I a friend
Elder Merlumini: I will be sewing and gazing at the stars.
PrinceShroob: Good for you.
Catena: Good luck and have fun with that.
Keiki (GM): End of session. Whew.
Spooker spins around in the air
