The party returns to the Y-Casino after a moderately successful trip to multiple gang hideouts and taking out gang leaders. Or, at times, being beat to them.
[MUSIC] Y-Casino
Zap: I still need to play GW more <.>
Zap: I don't think I beat all the expansions I own
Wizzy: right and we also wanna heal up Wanda
Shrody is still impersonating a girl.
Blitzin' Brad: Shrody, bro
They had taken out Gassy and were in the vicinity of DB Goomba being taken down, but Saiya went awkwardly.
Blitzin' Brad: Looks liks tons of fun :)
Spooker is wearing bunny ears and is awesome
Wanda challenged Saiya to a duel of honor, and not only had cheated but had been defeated as well.
The group return with a K.O.'d Wanda in tow.
Yux: ... Rather. Greetings, gamers.
Catena: Where can we store our boo?
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Yux.
Kreg: Do you have rooms for resting up?
Yux: Inquiry. Do you wish to room?
PrinceShroob: Oh hey, Yux actually has a power level fitting for an enemy.
Yux tries to pick up a general power level reading on Yux.
Catena: Just the boo... I think?
I dunno I guess the rest of us can... stand around
Catena: Football turtle might want to.
or whatever we do
PrinceShroob: And here, I thought Shrody's database has been hacked.
Yux: There are no medical facilities here at the Y-Casino. Furthermore, no lodging exists here at the Y-Casino.
Spooker floats back and forth in the air to the music
Kreg: ...the hell kinda resort are you running here?
Yux: However, you may feel free to use the relaxing airs of the simulated forest/nature area
Kreg: I... guess that'll work?
Kreg: Though I dunno, Wanda doesn't seem to like flowers.
Yux: Calculations... It will work.
Any objections, guys?
Shrody: Well, just in case she tries anything funny...
Yux: Group recognized as personal recommendation of Don Booru. You may proceed.
Shrody readies his Cymbals.
Catena enters the casino.
Kreg: Huh, a lot more people now.
Shrody: Huh. This place looks more populated.
Catena: Gimme one (1) y-coin.
The casino looks more lively than normal.
Spooker: Oh hey, were there this many people here before?
Y-naut Bunny: Why of course!
Kreg: I guess we succeeded?
Y-naut Bunny: That'll be 5 coins.
Y-naut Bunny: ... Uh... Thank you!
Y-naut Bunny gives the Y-coin.
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, you need to see a doctor
Shrody: No, I'm pretty sure this place still needs more people here.
Blitzin' Brad: Coughing up coins is most not normal
Spooker: Why? That's where I keep my coins too! ^.^!
Catena: I wish to use your slots.
Kreg: Catena you can't just do that
Toadbrook Goomba: ... Hey bub, there's plenty of other ones, get lost.
Catena: Wanda's coins are in here. I want them.
Blitzin' Brad: Hey nerd, hows about B-rad jumps on your soft little mushroom head
Kreg: Catena that's not how it works
Toadbrook Goomba: ... Who?
Wha... What is the meaning of this?
Kreg: I'm really sorry, my bro here seems a bit out of it.
Catena uses this machine instead.
Keiki (GM): Not gonna fight the goomba?
Spooker: "Don't turn your back on the body"
Kreg: (Catena the reception desk would have the coins not the slots, the slots have Y-coins)
Catena: I asked and it didn't work.
Too lazy to fight.
Layze: there is no body wanda dissolved
kreg is just wearing her hat
Blitzin' Brad acts like he's going to jump on the Goomba, instead landing right beside him and patting him on the head instead.
GOTCHA
Zap: Oh ya, I forgot about that
Toadbrook Goomba: Uh... I got got alright. You got me.
Zap: Along with everyone else I guess
Toadbrook Goomba continues playing.
Shrody: Brad! Please stop harassing the Goomba!
Keiki (GM): Gonna gamble?
Catena spends his one coin.
Blitzin' Brad: So son, you winning? Or you playing your gay annie-may games again?
Keiki (GM): Would you like to do the slots or roulette game?
Kreg watches the gambling
Kreg more specifically watches Catena gamble
The machine takes the blue coin and opens up its standard row for play.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3t[Slots]
= 0
Shrody doesn't believe in gambling.
nice
Cody C.: if gambling doesn't exist why is there a las vegas
Cody C.: checkmate athiests
Kreg: see why gambling would've taken forever catena
Shrody: not y-coins, i presume
Guessing that was a mistake
Shrody: So it was Y-coins!
Blitzin' Brad continues hovering over this poor Goomba's shoulder, breathing down his neck, chanting "don't mess up, don't mess up, don't mess up"
Catena: Hey, what can I exchange my y-coins for?
Kreg: ...ok I guess you just made 45 coins, big deal
Y-naut Bunny: Ooh, well, we certainly have a winner here!
Shrody: Not really, He only got 10 coins.
Spooker: Can you even mess up at this? You just..pull the lever and it does the rest <.>
beeoi h.: I enjoy this map, the endless stare into the void is charming
Blitzin' Brad: Yeah, but how's this little guy pull the lever with no arms?
Spooker: That's a good question!
Shrody: How can you remain standing without a brain?
Y-naut Bunny: For that much you can Cake Mix for 3 Y-coins! Let me see the rest of the list.
Blitzin' Brad: Goombro, how you doing that with no arms?
Zap: Why does a casino have cake mix as a prize anyway
It makes no sense
Y-naut Bunny: Aaand... 10 Y-coins for a Super Shroom.
PrinceShroob: Have you even played TTYD?
Wizzy: It's family friendly
Zap: But does it make sense
Catena: That's a pricey super shroom. I'll think on it.
Kreg thinks this place is a ripoff
Y-naut Bunny: Oh, those numbers are together. My bad! 6 Y-coins.
Hey goomba.
Need some y-coins? I'll do the normal exchange rate.
I'll give you these 10 y-coins for 5 coins each.
Toadbrook Goomba: Maaaan, goom y'all.
Shrody looks for stray Y-coins that might be scattered on the casino floor.
Toadbrook Goomba pulls his hood up.
Blitzin' Brad: Such language
what
Blitzin' Brad: Goombro, you dropped your doritos
Catena: Hey toad. I'll give you 10 y-coins for 45 coins. You save 5 coins!
Toadbrook Gentleman looks back at Catena.
Toadbrook Gentleman: Eh... Maybe. Down to my last few coins, y'see.
Can I have one of those Y-coins?
Keiki (GM): Coolness check, Catena!
Catena: If this guy doesn't take them!
Catena: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Toadbrook Gentleman: ... Eh. I'll keep my coins.
Toadbrook Gentleman: Pleasant offer though!
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, I heard someone say they needed coins
Catena gives Kreg a coin.
Blitzin' Brad: Sounds like this toadbro
Catena: I'll bring Wanda to the nature/forest area.
Kreg puts the coin into this slot and hopes he wins!!
Blitzin' Brad: Hey baby, B-rad can make you explode alright, heheh
The machine takes the blue coin and opens up its standard row for play.
Toadbrook Gentleman: rolling 3t[Slots]
= 0
Blitzin' Brad slaps the bob-omb's wind-up key
Layze: oh my god you made a slot machine roll
that's awesome
Toadbrook Bob-omb: I... I have never been so mortified.
Blitzin' Brad: Oh bro! I'm sorry!
Kreg: Well, come on, Wanda, let's fix you up I guess
Blitzin' Brad: It was the purple
Toadbrook Bob-omb explodes! He soon falls back into place.
Catena deposits Wanda in the nature box
Blitzin' Brad: As apparent by my bro Shrody, purple guys are more likely to pretend to be girls :)
Blitzin' Brad: Ignore him, he's a nerd
Y-naut Bunny: Hey, I like the hat!
Y-naut Bunny points at Kreg.
Y-naut Bunny: Kinda nerdy. But I'm cool if you're into that whole role playing thing.
Toadbrook Bob-omb: ... Do I know you, chap?
Kreg just goes down and set the hat on the ground
Blitzin' Brad: Sorry bro, I was just spacing out, thinking about FOOTBALL and muscles and stuff
It appears B-rad's pep squad have left me
Y-naut Bunny: Well uh. Okay then!
Layze: and then they realize wanda didn't actually dissolved, she just fell off the building after she was fucking murdered
kreg just sorta stole her hat
Catena: Hey Kreg. Wanna see something
cool?
Keiki (GM): Doesn't she just kinda gently float down?
Catena shows off a blank piece of paper
I will do something cool.
Cool.
did you just
Y-naut Bunny gives a thumbs up.
Kreg: fold a paper hat and then replace your hat with it
It is the best hat.
Wanda starts to slowly come to at 1 HP.
Blitzin' Brad is called into the pool area by the faint call of a totally brodacious hat
D-did I win...?
You failed.
Blitzin' Brad: We are all winners here
Kreg: You lost. Miserably.
Wanda: I'm pretty sure I did...
Catena: You should eat something. You don't look so good.
Wanda: I distinctly remember it
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, sick headgear
Kreg: No instead you zapped about two innocents and then severed any chance at diplomacy we had.
Shrody: You remember wrong.
Keiki (GM): I'll be right back to the exposition party, going to the bathroom.
Wanda: No, no...I...I destroyed him and then was nominated empress of the ruler, I remember it clear as day.
And then the next thing I know I'm here.
Where am I? Your empress demands answers.
Kreg: Must've been a nice dream.
Catena: We're in your castle.
Shrody: You're nobody's empress! Whatever you "remembered" was only a dream, at best, and at worst, your own delusions.
Wanda: Nonsense, I would never make anything this gaudy.
Are those floors made of GOLD?
Kreg: I think it might be just paint
Shrody: Dammit, Catena, don't encourage her!
Kreg: ...really good paint
What are we supposed to be doing?
Wanda: Oh, hold on, I know where we are/
Kreg: We need to talk to that... Donald Trump guy?
Spooker: We're we suppose to talk to someone?
Wanda: This is the casino, isn't it?
Catena: I saw him on the way in.
Wanda: Why am I talking to you clowns when I could be winning big?
kbye
Blitzin' Brad: Donald Trump? Isn't he like, Mickey Mouse's bro
Shrody: That's Donald DUCK.
beeoi h.: #ScroogeMcDuck for GBRP 2016
Don Frump: Hey. I remember you. I sent you on that assignment!
Kreg: Well anyway let's go find him I guess
Don Frump: Did you take out the gang leaders?
Don Frump: The casino is booming now!
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, it was totally sicknasty the way B-rad laid a beatdown on those gang nerds
Shoulda seen that Goombro bite it
One hit, baby
I was all POW
and he was all UGH
Kreg: ...yeah that's how it was
Blitzin' Brad: And I was all HAH, SIT DOWN NERD
Don Frump: As I've heard. We have DB Goomba and Gassy here.
Blitzin' Brad: And he was all NO PLEASE MISTER I POOP FROM THERE
Classic
Catena: ...I'm not even sure how that goomba gave anyone a hard time.
should we really be discussing this HERE
like, for real here
Catena: Eh, maybe hearing about how gangs were beat up makes people feel safe.
Don Frump: Right. You folks should come. I have that payment for you.
Shrody: Even though we only got two out of three?
Blitzin' Brad: Don't listen to Shrody he's a nerd
YOU SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS
AHAHAHAHA
Y-naut Techie: ... You've sure been staring in my eyes a lot. I'm just a techie, but it's 5 coins per Y-coin.
Kreg: no but for real let's get going I would really like our payment now
Blitzin' Brad slaps Shrody's ass
Keiki (GM): Coolness check on both Kreg and Shrody!
Wanda throws 50 coins onto the counter and takes her tokens
How do I Coolness check again?
Wanda receives 10 Y-coins!
Blitzin' Brad: It's easy bro
Play FOOTBALL
Keiki (GM): hashtagCoolness
Blitzin' Brad: Chicks dig it
Keiki (GM): While selecting your token.
Layze: don't mind me just showing y'all up
Kreg: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Layze: rolling (10+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Keiki (GM): Layze, would you like to play Roulette or slots?
Shrody: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
slots
Don Frump: Huh? I'm confused.
Blitzin' Brad: HEY SON YA WINNING?
Don Frump: ... Well, in any chance, business is up again.
Blitzin' Brad slaps the Goomba on the ass, which is kinda just the back of his head
Kreg: And that's what's important, right?
Toadbrook Goomba reponds in a series of self-censored cuss words.
beeoi h.: ...(S) you you ...(S)ing ...(S)
Blitzin' Brad slaps the slot machine's ass
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
Blitzin' Brad claps excitedly
Don Frump: If you would follow me.
Don Frump clears his throat to the Yux, and it lets him through.
[MUSIC] Y-Casino Backroom
Shrody: HEY GUYS, WE'RE GETTING OUR PAYMENT. COME ON.
Don Frump: I'm very appreciative of your hard work, all of you.
Spooker: This is kinda creepy ^.^
Blitzin' Brad: But especially B-rad, right
Spooker: This doesn't feel like a trap at all
Blitzin' Brad: Let me tell you
Shrody: pssst, spooker, use your super shroom on Wanda.
Blitzin' Brad: These nerds would all be lost without the BLITZ
Don Frump: This is our backroom. Pardon how unflashy it looks.
Kreg whispers to the others not to rush and grab things
Catena: Kinda smells like oil.
Wanda runs over as fast as she can and grabs the shine
Blitzin' Brad throws a football at the shine
Shrody looks at the shine sprite, but resists hitting it
Don Frump: Pay no heed to our captives. Anyway, the Terra Patch, the legendary Cave Patch, is in the treasure chest.
Spooker: Always far left!
Kreg: I'll take that, then!
Shrody instead hits the treasure block to the right of the shine sprite
Kreg: ...or I guess shrody can
Zap: Also maybe we should'nt steam from a guy that's watching us
Cody C.: brb, taking wife to work
Layze: ...what are we stealing? this is our reward
Spooker gets a Super Shroom!
Blitzin' Brad: B-RAD WANT THIS
Kreg hits the block on the right bottom--oh
A giant trap is sprung on the group!
Kreg: what's the meaning of this
Spooker: Aw man, and I felt it wasn't a trap at all either ;~;
Wanda: Now just WHAT do you mean by this?
Spooker hands a Super Shroom toWanda
Wanda: I'll have you know I am a PAYING CUSTOMER!
Don Frump: I apologize for this. You've done a lot for the Y-nauts.
Don Frump: But unfortunately, a lot of the things we're doing here is... Well, pretty illegal.
Wanda: Let me out this INSTANT that I may return to my gambling in PEACE!
Kreg: Well yeah it's illegal!
Catena: ...So what's your point?
Shrody: Do I look like I give a fuck about your planet's laws or whatever?
Kreg: Honestly though I was just not gonna say anything about it and we'd just be on our way!
Wanda: Well at least give me a refund!
Don Frump: You'll be disposed of. Far away.
But please understand. We can't have some surface-ites in the know of this.
I PAID GOOD MONEY!
Don Frump: I don't care if Don Booru sent his word or whatever.
Kreg attempts to break the walls of this cage
Catena: ...Aren't all of your customers surfaceites?
Shrody: ...Why are the bars green, anyways?
Catena spits out a crab through the bars
Don Frump: It's LASER bars.
Wanda: Give me my bloody refund and I will be disposed of in peace and quiet!
Don Frump: That'll turn any Koopa to a Dry Bones in seconds! If even that.
Wanda: But if you don't, I swear, I will throw a fit the likes of which this world will never see!
Don Frump: And furthermore... Uh. Hold on. I gotta take this.
Kreg: wanda shut up holy hell
Wanda: I've come back once, I will come back again and haunt you until the end of time!
GET BACK HERE I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Sidestepper: SUCKS TO BE YOU LOSERS
Shrody: Does my Scouter allow me to eavesdrop on people far away?
Keiki (GM): Nah, just senses power levels.
Wanda: YOU BETTER BE CALLING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING ME 50 COINS OVER THERE!
Wanda: THAT'S FIFTY! FIVE-0!
Spooker: We should probably take the last thing in this boxes right?
these*
Wanda has become to enraged to be silenced
Wanda: IF YOU BRING ME 15 AND SAY YOU MISHEARD YOU WILL RECEIVE SUCH A DRUBBING!
CruXis: ... Crump. Get over here at once. You messed up.
Wanda: I AM A
PAYING CUSTOMER!
Kreg: (psst, sidestepper, find a way to deactivate this cage, ok?)
Spooker: Who said that? <.>
Sidestepper: GOT ANY IDEAS GENIUS?
Don Frump: ... I will, sir.
Kreg: I dunno, a button or a lever?
Don Frump: I must bid you adieu. At least for now.
Wanda: Who was that? Who were you talking to?
YOU OWE ME MONEY!
Don Frump leaves through the door.
Wanda: DON'T YOU DARE LE-I WILL FIND YOU!
Sidestepper looks around for levers or buttons
Sidesteeper does not find any levers or buttons.
Sidestepper: NO CAN DO, TURTLE
At least not on the cage.
Wanda claims these other three blocks that nobody else seems to be interested in any more
Spooker: Isn't there a thing next to the door?
Shrody: Try looking near the door, crab!
Wizzy: I was claiming the bottom right but ok
Sidestepper looks at thing
Layze: were any others claimed
I'm taking any that weren't already got
Kreg finds a Maple Syrup!
Wizzy: I just figured letting the plot happen was more important than a random box
Wizzy: Did Shrody actually find the patch by the way
or was that just all a lie
the treasure box activated the trap
Nothing was inside the chest. It was tied to the trap.
I'M AN IDIOT
Zap: If only someone hadn't been in the trap radius
Layze: there were a bunch of blocks so we'd all run over
Keiki (GM): Who had the top two, as an aside?
Catena: I had the top right.
Brad had the one to my left.
Catena finds
12 coins, and Brad finds
18 coins himself!
We have to get out of here at once!
I'm not dying without the money they owe me!
Shrody: You're a ghost. Can't you just phase through the bars?
Spooker looks to the celing to see if the bars go all the way up
Wanda: You're an alien, can't you just fly to bloody Mars?
Keiki (GM): (Boos stand still when they do that stuff son)
Zap: Only in this though, since Boos have clearly just flown through shit all the time in everything else
Sidestepper peers at the thing.
Zap: Balance is important
Ake: Also, did Wanda use that Super Shroom that was given to her?
eh I suppose she does now
Wanda eats her Super Shroom in a huff
Shrody: I could probably use my shrink ray to shrink all of us so we could go through the bars.
Keiki (GM): I think that's a valid strategy.
Shrody: Assuming the crab can't turn this cage off.
Kreg: Lemme test something first Shrody
Kreg tries to throw a hammer through the cage bars over to the right
Wanda fires lightning at the cage to short out whatever mechanism is generating the lasers
Blitzin' Brad shakes his head and wipes the drool from his lip
I had this crazy dream we were all trapped
Shrody: Go back to sleep. You're still dreaming.
The hammer is cut in half!
was afraid of that
Spooker: But the crab got though <.>
Sidestepper takes 0.5 hammers.
The lightning whatever mechanism does not seem to be affected!
Wizzy: the crab was summoned outside of the bars
Sidestepper is now a berzerker.
Shrody: Can we try my shrinking plan now?
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, shrinking isn't always the answer
Try to find inner peace
Shrody: Fine, then you can stay here while the rest of us escape.
Blitzin' Brad: Let's do some totally fruity breathing exercises
Wanda just goes berserk and starts firing lightning everywhere while screaming about her 50 coins
Shrody: FOR FUCKS SAKE WANDA, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
Spooker does nothing but it lucky enough to not get hit by anything
Wanda: I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER HE CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE I DON'T
Shrody: Bah, forget getting input from all of you.
Wanda is slowly draining FP with her berzerking tactics.
Sidestepper: YOU GUYS SHOULD LISTEN TO THE SHROOB
Kreg: You saw what happened to the hammer
Shrody shrinks everyone in the cage without another word
Kreg: I just don't wanna--
okay that is really rude
Shrody: Wait, what happened to the hammer?
Kreg: shrody we are going to work on your anger management someday
The group can now fit between the bars!
Kreg: oh if you wanna try going outside you first
Blitzin' Brad: The power of positive thinking bros
I told you
Yux: Prisoners have escaped! Engage!
Blitzin' Brad: Fruity breathing stuff
And now we're out
Blitzin' Brad: Score one for Brad
Kreg: okay that shouldn't have worked but whatever I guess I aimed bad
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative or run?
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 3
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg: SHRODY HOW LONG DOES THIS LAST
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): group decisions son
Well.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Yux.
Keiki (GM): You can run when this is settled.
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: THE BLITZ DOESN'T RUN
Kreg: well looks like we're fighting now
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Cody C.: how far can we move while small
Keiki (GM): Regular speed!
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wizzy: oh wow I never removed my FP from attacks
go me
lemme quick do that
Keiki (GM): Spooker's turn!
Remember that you can't have any obstructions for ranged attacks.
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
feeling dodgy! !
Zap: Smarts or Power to ranged?
for*
Spooker uses Smarts on Yux!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wizzy: zap how do you have the worst rolls
Zap: My luck is literally nonexistant
Spooker tries to throw things, but absolutely misses.
Keiki (GM): desc Spooker still feels lucky though.
Catena: If I run through the bars, so I still move at full speed?
Keiki (GM): ... Y'know, technically. Yes.
Catena utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Keiki (GM): Also, Spooker and Catena, and from here on out, make Recover checks from the shrinkage.
Catena tries to recover from a status effect!
Catena: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg: Shrody quick, get intel on these things!
Shrody attempts to identify Yux with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker tries to recover from a status effect!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Yux tries to dodge Catena's attack!
Yux: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena lunges out and chomps Yux, dealing
12 damage.
An announcer saying "Failure..." and the audience's collective sigh sounds off.
Wizzy: shouldn't that be lowered because shrink
The attack does half damage due to being shrunken!
Shrody: Pretty sure Catena isn't the failure here.
Shrody tries to recover from a status effect!
Shrody: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): Okay, is Shrody going next?
Shrody: I already tried to get intel on these guys. I got 2.
Wizzy: he already did his turn so
The Yuxes regularly summon two Mini-Yuxes every round.
If even just one is out, it has an impenetrable shield. What's more, it can do a powerful multi-target attack when it has four Mini-Yuxes.
Keiki (GM): No one has recovered from shrunkeness yet.
Kreg: Make sure those small ones go out first!
The Yuxes currently have no Mini-Yuxes set up.
Kreg: ...I don't think they HAVE any right now but future reference!
Shrody: Hopefully, the mini-yuxes themselves have crappy HP.
Wanda uses her turn to run towards the door
PrinceShroob: DAMMIT LAYZE
Keiki (GM): Wanna use both actions?
Layze: oh yeah, forgot I can do that
Keiki (GM): You can take two moves, but not two actions.
Kreg: after we rescue her and get her healed and everything
Layze: just for reference where's the exit door in this hallway
Keiki (GM): At the other end, it's on the right.
Where I just randomly circled.
Layze: and should I do the try to recover from status thing
Kreg chucks a hammer at the one Catena bit
Kreg: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kreg tosses a hammer at Yux, dealing
10 damage.
Wizzy: actually 5 but yay I helped
Shrody: what about the sidestepper
Layze: you best tattle those minis shroob
PrinceShroob: Fuck off, layze.
Yux stops time to freeze Catena in place for one round!
Layze: and for real, I missed, what do we do to try to recover from being shrunk? Is that like an action or...?
Blitzin' Brad tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Layze tries to recover from a status effect!
Layze: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kreg tries to recover from a status effect!
Kreg: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's usually pretty high first turn.
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 12d6>4
= 5 Successes
Keiki (GM): What do you attack?
He has two Mini-Yuxes.
Since I can't hit the big guy
Brad destroys a Mini-Yux!
Keiki (GM): Ya feelin' lucky, spooker?
Blitzin' Brad pats the remains of the broken mini yux on what could be the ass area
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's a hit! And the Mini-Yux is destroyed!
Keiki (GM): Also do a recover check.
PrinceShroob: SO MUCH FOR GETTING A TATTLE ON A MINI-YUX
Zap: That was still less then 50%
Ops
Keiki (GM): You can move next if you want.
Blitzin' Brad makes an approximation on the ass of this yux, slapping it as well
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
WE'RE ALL WINNERS HERE
Wizzy: shroob honestly no one really cares
Keiki (GM): I don't have a tattle log for Mini-Yuxes just for clarity
PrinceShroob: layze does, apparantly
Keiki (GM): There's not really a need to.
PrinceShroob: even though she abandoned us.
Wizzy: Cake isn't literally Nintendo so
PrinceShroob attempts to identify Yux with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
PrinceShroob: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
pretend i did that
Blitzin' Brad slaps Shrody on the ass
That's a Yux. HP is
10, FP is
13, Attack is
3, and Defense is
0.
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD TATTLE SON
GOOD GAME
MAKIN ME PROUD
Shrody: ...dude, you're like twenty feet away from me
Blitzin' Brad it's a hologram
Yadda yadda yadda. You know. It can stop time and self repair. Added to the journal!
Blitzin' Brad teleports behind you
Blitzin' Brad: heh, nothing personnel kid
Blitzin' Brad slaps your ass
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME I SAID
YEAH ALRIGHT LET'S GO TEAM
Catena tries to recover from a status effect!
Catena: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Hilariously unsuccessful.
Shrody: Oh, I don't think I did that yet.
Shrody tries to recover from a status effect!
Shrody: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
fff
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD TRY SON
Catena is frozen in time!
Blitzin' Brad: YOU'LL GET EM NEXT TIME
Wanda tries to recover from a status effect!
Wanda: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): I wonder what Wanda is doing.
flop.
Kreg tries to recover from a status effect!
Kreg: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kreg: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kreg tosses a hammer at Yux, dealing
10 damage.
Yux generates two Mini-Yuxes!
Spooker tries to recover from a status effect!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Yux stops time to freeze Kreggles in place for one round!
Blitzin' Brad tries to recover from a status effect!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 12d6>4
= 7 Successes
Keiki (GM): Hitting the Mini-Yux? It's destroyed!
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME SON
YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR D
DEFENSE, THAT IS
Blitzin' Brad slaps the ass of yet another dead mini yux
Zap: Want me to not kill it?
Keiki (GM): Tattle log's gotten son.
Wizzy: please kill it it's annoying us to death
Zap utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Zap: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Ops
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD TRY SON
THAT'S OKAY BRO
Shrody: Pretty sure that's a hit regardless
Blitzin' Brad tries to slap Spooker's ass, but he's a ghost so it doesn't really work
Wizzy: I auto-hit with 2 so
Catena tries to recover from a status effect!
Catena: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zap: Seriously haven't gotten more then 50% of my dice on any roll
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH GOOD RECOVERY SON
Layze: Zap that's how probability works, chill the fuck out
Blitzin' Brad slaps Catena's chain
Catena utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): That somehow hit.
Wizzy: I'm glad we're getting the terrible rolls out of the way now
Catena lunges out and chomps Yux, dealing
12 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off.
Keiki (GM):
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
25
|
| Coins: |
14
|
Shrody pokes around, and finds armor!
... armor
[MUSIC] Y-Casino Backroom
Sidestepper: NICE WORKS MIDGETS
Would I be right to assume Wanda doesn't actually get those star points
Blitzin' Brad spills the cooler full of gaterade on the dead yux
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH GOOD GAME COACH
Shrody finds an Electromatron! It's a tiny item that restores FP with electric attacks!
Wizzy: so to clarify are those 14 coins TOTAL or 14 coins each
ood
Shrody: Do we all go back to full size now?
Also, I need to go eat now.
Catena: Sidestepper likes to ride in my hat because he's small. Would any of you like to ride in my hat?
Blitzin' Brad: Yeah bro, I'm hungry too
Keiki (GM): Wanda kinda ran away. So... Hm.
PrinceShroob: Also, I mean that I need to eat. Like, OOC me.
Kreg tries to recover from a status effect!
Kreg: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Layze: I think Wanda already has more exp than she should
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
Layze: Cake you do know I update her star point totals myself, right?
Because I don't think she was at 98 last week
Blitzin' Brad: Bro that was far out
PrinceShroob: Maybe you should stop that. :/
Layze: But I like keeping tabs on my own stuff :<
Keiki (GM): I know. But you also don't always keep track of FP sometimes!
Keiki (GM): If you do it, you gotta go all in.
Layze: I remember as much as 50% of the time!
Wizzy: oh look it's a nerd
Acre: SO what happened? I see security.
PrinceShroob: k, gonna eat now
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and take it, because I like the initiative I suppose!
Catena: We got trapped. It was scary.
Wizzy: frump was all like "WE'RE DOING BAD THINGS YOU WON'T BE RATTING ON US" and yeah
Keiki (GM): Which means you level up.
Acre: what the fuck do I have on my head
Wanda: I DEMAND A REFUND!
Catena: Character development is what you have on your head!
Acre: why do I have a paper hat
Y-naut Bunny: I don't think you understand how it works, ma'am.
Wanda: Your boss put me in a CAGE! I will NOT stand for this!
Catena: Because I folded a paper and put it on.
Kreg: We need to go before Wanda attempts to burn the whole place down
Y-naut Bunny: Once you turn coins into Y-coins, they are irredeemable for anything but prizes.
Acre: Catena is now a master origami crafter.
What are YOU looking at?
Yux: Rudeness toward an associate. First warning initiated.
Yux: Sassy protocols entered: Back the YUX off?!?!?!?!
Wanda: I have been horrendously mistreated by the staff of this establishment!
Acre: did we beat up frump
Wanda: And I demand a full refund as recompense!
Ake: Gonna take over Catena from here, Acre?
Nope, he ran off.
Acre: I dunno. Do you want to tag out?
Ake: I don't mind either way!
I can be Sidestepper.
Sure. I can take over.
I'll be iris.
Ake: Whenever we find her.
Y-naut Bunny: Oh sorry! You should go to the police except...
Oh wait! You seem to be illegally gambling.
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT SON GO GET 'EM
Acre: but seriously, someone bring me up to speed
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH GOOD GAME
Fine then.
Blitzin' Brad slaps the goomba again
Wanda: If this establishment is so illegal, who will you go to about THIS?
Toadbrook Goomba: Hey, knock it off, exlax!
Wanda attempts to use Lightning Arc!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wanda blasts Yux with an arc of lightning, dealing
4 damage! It jumps to
4 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
2 damage!
Catena: What...was the way out?
Layze: It arcs up the line of slot machines to the left
Keiki (GM): We'll do this as a first strike. But... it seems we're going to be rolling initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 4
Keiki (GM): Oh, slot machines.
Catena: I think I have a hard time understanding this layout.
Blitzin' Brad: This is not B-rad's fight, bros
I'mma chill here with my Goombro
Catena: Oh there we go. Magic.
Yux: Yux defense system. Activate.
YOUR COINS ARE STILL WITH YOU
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative.
Kreg: YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO USE THE MACHINES
Sidestepper takes initiative!
Sidestepper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg: EXCEPT NOW YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU BLEW THEM UP
Y-naut Bunny takes initiative!
Y-naut Bunny: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena: I don't know what are you guys fighting, but I guess I'll join too.
Kreg: oh nothing just you know
WANDA RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN
FOR NO REASON
Wanda: Of COURSE I have a reason!
Catena: I think destroying this casino deserves no purpose.
Wanda: I am a PAYING CUSTOMER who was treated as a COMMON CRIMINAL!
Catena: It's run by a cretin.
Kreg: YOU STILL HAVE THE PRODUCT YOU PAID FOR
Catena: Did you guys get the patch??
Spooker: To be fair we did get locked up unfairly
Wanda: A refund is all I ask, and if they will not listen to reason I will use force!
Keiki (GM): Oh, Shroob's in the backroom still.
Catena: well, there you have a problem
Kreg: spooker shut up not now
Keiki (GM): Just missing... Brad!
Wizzy: just assume every turn he's trying to tattle
Cody C.: brad's not fighting
Blitzin' Brad: This is not the way, Wanda bro. Running away from fights to start new ones.
You need some fruity breathing shit
A security Yux floats in from the ceiling!
Wait
Keiki (GM): Spooker's turn! Be lucky.
Sidestepper: THOSE YUXES SPIT OUT MINI-YUXES. KINDA LIKE YOU DO SIDESTEPPERS.
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating FP! !
Sidestepper: THEY TAKE NO DAMAGE WHEN THERE'S MINI-YUXES OUT, SO BE CAREFUL
Catena: By my sidesteppers are better than those filty mini yuxes
Sidestepper: I AGREE WHOLE-HEARTEDLY
Spooker
stays the same FP this turn.
Spooker uses Smarts on Y-naut Bunny!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wizzy: the yuxes did even take initiative
Catena: Typo withstanding.
Wizzy: unless they're just the same as the bunny
?
Y-naut Bunny tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Y-naut Bunny: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Acre: SO are we fighting everything that is behind the counter?
Wizzy: don't hurt the mechanic unless he hits us first though
Acre: what are we fighting for
Zap: We should leave the tech guy alone
Wizzy: we're fighting because wanda's a bitch basically
Acre: Okay, I'm trying to catch up from the archive
Keiki (GM): (it's a hit spookz)
Zap pulls out
Durandal from Hammerspace and throws it at Y-naut Bunny, dealing
7 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Wanda: SPOOKER you IDIOT!
Wanda: Don't kill the bunny, she's the only one who knows how to open the vault!
Blitzin' Brad: Hey bro, you started this fight.
Blitzin' Brad: Spooker bro's just trying to help
Spooker: Ki-Kill?! We just knock people out ;~;
Y-naut Bunny does a scandalous jig! Wanda is now confused!
Y-naut Bunny: Why would you ever want those coins back?
You can always just gamble it away!
Catena: What a scandalous jig. I am unafected by such antics.
THE...
HUH?
YOU SHUT UP I MONEY AM
The Yuxes involved create some Mini-Yuxes!
The Techie keeps to himself, working on something!
Layze: what horrific effect does confusion have
Yux uses Smarts on Spooker!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
PrinceShroob: Well, shit.
Spooker tries to dodge Yux's attack!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 6 Successes
Shrody wakes up from a spontaneous coma.
Yux does thing to Spooker, dealing
3 damage!
Yux: Witty retort: Hate the player, not the game.
Zap: I finally get a good roll and I still get hit
Yux: Ironic emoticon: :-)
PrinceShroob: Zap, you were gonna get hit regardless.
Yux stops time to freeze Catena in place for one round!
PrinceShroob: Also, do I roll for initiative now?
Sidestepper: YOU HAVE PRETTY SHIT LUCK, CATENA
Yux uses Smarts on Kreggles!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena: well I never wanted to move anyway
Kreg tries to guard against Yux's attack!
Kreg: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Yux does thing to Kreggles, dealing
3 damage!
PrinceShroob: Do I roll for initiative now?
Wizzy: huh, that pierces defense huh
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and do so.
PrinceShroob takes initiative!
PrinceShroob: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob: Also, shouldn't the Yuxes have HP bars visible?
Dude, she's not confused, she's being herself.
But I'll spare you the quick info that they're at full HP.
Zap: So Brad not fighting might cause problems
Wanda
stays the same FP , and then
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Flower Plus badge.
Cody C.: Brad didn't start fights for no reason
Acre: So Wanda attacked no one
Layze: it said she attackeed a friend so
oof
Layze: does that mean she geometries someone
Wizzy: doesn't she attempt a recover first
Also
Shouldn't Shrody be on the bottom door, not the top one?
Want me to help you decide with randomness?
So that it's nothing (that) personal?
Layze: Oh you wanted me to pick?
Kreg's closest and also yelling at her so it seems reasonable she'd hit him
Recover check too.
Layze tries to recover from a status effect!
Layze: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wanda uses Smarts on Kreggles!
Wanda: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wanda casts a geometric barrage at Kreggles, dealing
2 damage!
WHAT THE HELL
Wanda: THE HELP DESK IS CLOSED ON TUESDAYS
WHERE'S MY MONEY
out
:)
or do I get out of time out
Wizzy: assuming since it says a set duration you can't escape it
The fighting
go!!!!
pinch a doof
Wizzy: I choose you, Sidestepper!!
Layze: Acre I am almost certain that's a euphamism for pooping
Sidestepper jumps on the counter!
Sidestepper snips at Yux, dealing
4 damage!
Cody C.: so can i roll initiative
Keiki (GM): Attack roll you impolite bastard.
Yes!
Wizzy: whoa look at this crab not even rolling an attack roll
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Yux tries to dodge Sidestepper's attack!
Yux: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg: OKAY THIS IS ENOUGH
Kreg also gets on the counter
Kreg attempts to use Power Shell!!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda: FIVE AN ONE QUARTER
Kreg retracts into shell and shoots himself through several enemies in a line, dealing
7 damage to each one. (not accounting for defense)
All Mini-yuxes are destroyed!
The Y-naut Bunny is defeated!
Kreg: SITUATION IS BETTER NOW
Layze: wait doesn't the other yux still have minis
yeah THAT one
fuck that one he's a nerd
Wizzy: not being in a line
PrinceShroob: Wizzy is doing just fine!
Unlike you, layze!
Zap: So anyone not trust the tech guy after he was "working on something"?
Acre: oh no you beat the y-naut lady
let's work on the guys actually hitting us first
Zap: Alright, if he pulls some bullshit out of his ass later I saw it coming though
Wizzy: also I don't want all of us to just lose turns
because time stops
Zap
regains 1 FP thanks to his Lucky Start badge!
Zap: Ops, yay regen though
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zap: Ops, wrong target, the Yux obviously
Wanda: pitiful people prepare
Spooker sinks his teeth into Yux, dealing
7 damage!
Keiki (GM): Token overlap! Try not to bunch them all together like that.
But you deal damage!
Wanda: plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenominal patriot pounds
poundingly perverse puppets pulping
pleasantly
People are getting terrified and leaving the casino!
Blitzin' Brad: please prevent propagating perverse poems
PrinceShroob: So this Yux that's next to me has two mini-yux, right?
Acre: Okay, so bascally Frump trapped everyone in a laser cage and they got out due to Shrody's character flaw of ruining the party all the time.
I know the lore.
PrinceShroob: YOU'RE WELCOME!
PrinceShroob utilizes inner Power on Yux!
PrinceShroob: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody: pretend i did that
Shrody bites Yux, dealing
8 damage!
Blitzin' Brad: IT'S TIME FOR B-RAD
The Yuxes generate Mini-Yuxes!
PrinceShroob: Seriously though, don't pretend that I wasn't helpful for once!
Acre: Are the mini yuxes flying?
The top one has 3, the two in the middle have 2.
Wizzy: it's okay kreg was on a counter
Y-naut Techie finishes what he was building!
Wizzy: it gave him leverage to hit them
Y-naut Techie tosses something into the fray!
Zap: So I guess I don't see the thing
Oh there it is
PrinceShroob tries to pick up a general power level reading on X-bombomb.
X-bombomb joins the fray!
Layze: it's not even your turn!
Yux uses Smarts on Kreggles!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Cody C.: the bunny is down and we all have 1
PrinceShroob: I can use the scouter whenever, layze.
Yux does thing to Kreggles, dealing
3 damage!
Cody C.: unless the turn order is wrong
my b
Yux uses Smarts on Wanda!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Yux does thing to Wanda, dealing
3 damage!
Wanda tries to dodge Yux's attack!
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Yux uses Smarts on Kreggles!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Yux does thing to Sidestepper, dealing
3 damage!
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT TEAM IT'S BRAD TIME
Keiki (GM): You can do your thing, Brad!
Blitzin' Brad vaults the slots and gets on top of the counter
Acre: please throw a slot machine at someone
Blitzin' Brad: Too much fighting bros, not cool.
Blitzin' Brad: B-RAD SMASH
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Wanda!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 12d6>4
= 6 Successes
Kreg: don't let it blow up
omg
o
Wanda tries to guard against Blitzin' Brad's attack!
Wanda: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's... a hit!
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Wanda, dealing
12 damage! Wanda is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
0 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
frinedly fire
omggomgogmgomgomgogm
Blitzin' Brad: Let's stop fighting, bros
Keiki (GM): Coolness check.
Layze: What is Brad's motivation for not wanting to fight the asshole workers of an illegal gambling operation belonging to someone who just tried to kill us
Blitzin' Brad tries to be cool.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob: He's a moron.
Ake: Wanda was hurting friends anyway, right?
Cody C.: What's Wanda's motivation for running away from last fight to start a new one she can't win alone
Layze: She wanted a refund.
PrinceShroob: She's a bitch.
Cody C.: No basis for a refund
You still have what you paid for
Yux: ... Target neutralized.
[MUSIC] Y-Casino Backroom
Wizzy: not gonna lie right now would be huge time for chain hurl bros
Layze: I understand that just fine
Wizzy: unfortunately I'm not at the same inititave
Cody C.: "she's a bitch" stops being a good motivator when it constantly puts the rest of the group at odds/in danger
Wizzy: it'd get rid of the mini-yuxes right here
and maybe hurt the bomb a lot
PrinceShroob: Who ever said it's a good motivator?
Wizzy: I don't think we can hit the mechanic
Acre: I mean, do we have to be in the same initiative?
Cody C.: Admitting it's a shit reason doesn't magically make it an okay one
Wizzy: well maybe but the thing is
everyone who shares yours already went or is dead so
Acre: You can hurl catena at the mech
anic
Wizzy: was planning on standing on the bunny body
Yux: Kreg: First warning issued. The CruXis Defense System will temporarily halt operations. An administrator will see your group shortly.
we cool
The Yuxes stop after Wanda has been taken out!
Acre is perpetually stuck in time
Ake: Did they get any SP for Y-bunny?
Kreg gets off the counter
Catena can move once more.
Shrody spits on Wanda's unconscious body.
Blitzin' Brad: Shrody bro
Catena: Well, I guess I blanked out for a second.
Blitzin' Brad: Choose a side
you fucking judas
WHOA.
ok, no
hold on
Spooker: The references are too strong
Shrody: You think I give a fucking shit about what you think of me, you bastard!
Kreg: shrody that was REALLY uncalled for
Blitzin' Brad: You need to breeeeathe
bro
Shrody: Just...don't fucking talk to me.
Don Frump: What... What are you clods doing!
Don Frump: How are you out?
Kreg: we figured a way out
Don Frump: Why did you...
we want our patch
now
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Don Frump.
Catena: You cage is pretty flimsy.
Kreg: just give it to us and we'll just leave
Don Frump: You would have gotten your patch. But now, you get nothing.
Kreg: no mention of this place upstairs
I swear
Don Frump: You have messed up something greatly.
Don Frump starts to worry.
Don Frump: We were so close...
let's just
do the usual
and beatup a cretin
not now
Spooker: Run away like scared little forest elves?
Catena: I'm all for that.
Kreg: (please consider my HP bar Catena I have 2 HP)
Blitzin' Brad: Don Juan, bro
Catena: (the heal you dummy)
Don Frump: This is exactly why you folks were locked up.
Blitzin' Brad: Let's not raise fists again
Spooker: (Pst I have a Super Shroom left)
Blitzin' Brad: We're all bros here
Don Frump: You think I honestly believe what you said when Don Booru reported back to me regardless?
Kreg: I REALLY don't want to fight any more
Catena: Well, if we are bros, he did the one thing a bro would never do to a bro.
Don Frump: I have two prisoners. NOT threee.
Kreg: (psst spooker you got a shroom)
(in that... space void)
Catena: So? You said yourself.
Spooker: (No it's in my backback)
backpack*
Catena: The reward we were getting was not worth the trouble.
Spooker hands over the Super Shroom to Kreg
Catena: So we did a job halfway done.
Catena: So, I'll be honest with you
You hand out that patch and I won't conk your head in.
Don Booru: Oh wait. Whoops.
Don Frump: ... But... Fine.
Tiko: sneaky ghost mobsters
Don Frump: F... Follow me.
Kreg: No traps this time.
Spooker: Didn't we walk right into a trap the last time we did that?
Sidestepper: I ENJOY A GOOD TRAP
Catena: You tell me where do you want me to launch you.
If you would follow me.
Des anyone else wanna come?
Don Frump: There's going to be a slight problem with giving you the patch, you see.
Don Frump: But maybe you can help me.
Catena: I like the sound of that.
Catena: You not being able to produce the patch means conking time.
Catena: Your boss is a computer.
CruXis: I thought you took care of them.
Catena: Let me tell you. Underground mafia boss being so easily intimidated...not really helpful, you know.
Don Frump: Well... I think it's time... Sir.
Sir Grodus.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait
...
CruXis: Processing. I now see.
What does this have to do with anything?
This is the boss.
Kreg: I swear to god you said no traps
YOU SAID NO TRAPS
CruXis: Trying to start a coup, Crump? After I got you so far?
What's a coup? Is it something you can eat?
Catena: Yes, Spooker. You eat that.
Sorry
idk what came over me
What'd I miss?
Spooker: But what it is? I just see computer stuff, which isn't edible, I have tried ;~;
Catena: By the way, was Wanda conked out? Again?
Keiki (GM): It's alright man. I think I'm going to take a ten minute break to get a quick breather. And regroup.
Wizzy: crump came out and now we're looking at grodus as a supercomputer
Acre: ah, the sound of burgs. just what I needed
Tiko: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Wizzy: I hope this boss fight gives at least 40 SP, I really wanna level
also I have 5 FP YAY
Tiko: submit to the will of grodus
i'm sure that gives 40 SP
-40 SP
Acre: fuck grodus, he's a huge nerd
huge nerds are the best
PrinceShroob: Grodus isn't much better than Princess Shroob.
I guess
Acre: what, with his gaack ack ack ack
he's fat LOL
he hands out lozenges to his staff
bowser never did that
Keiki (GM): Alright, I'm back and ready to continue if you guys are ready.
let's finish this chapter!!
Tiko: Darth Vader has asthma
Acre: wrrrrrrrrrrrirghrgr
Wizzy: WOOOOOOARRRRRRRRGH
Keiki (GM): That's fine if we keep going on for most of you, right?
I understand Shroob has to be up in the morning.
And Zap goes to bed early.
what are you, a person
there was a joke there but I lost it
I'm sorry
Acre: nooooo this thing needs to END
Keiki (GM): You tend to want to go to bed right around now!
Acre: put me out of my chapter 3 misery
Zap: I just have better things to do usually
Zap: But I'm fine with continuing to go today
Ake: That's not very polite.
Acre: but also I don't care, so
Keiki (GM): Nah, you're good man.
Keiki (GM): Let's not waste anymore time, I got muh drink.
Wizzy: are you insinuating that playing dumb tabletop games is not the pinnacle of entertainment????
Wizzy: but yes let's just go
Zap: Sometimes I'm just not able to have fun with this game and people are sometimes dicks for me for no reason
HEH
CruXis: Under my machinations, we could have achieved world domination once again.
Cody C.: but spooker is my bro
oh crap uhh
Catena: Man, I don't get it. I never do.
What is so eticing about world domination?
CruXis: I may not have the body any longer, but... you could have had a position of power.
Catena: Do you think it's an easy thing to mantain?
Sidestepper: IMAGINE SIDESTEPPERS RULING EVERYTHING
Sidestepper: I LIKE THIS IMAGERY
The platform behind Catena and Kreg opens up.
for a NERD
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Grodus.
Grodus: Keep your tongue, fool.
and neither do you
Grodus: Crump. If I can't depend on you...
Well, I'm sure a more willing participant would be suitable.
Kreg: Not if we stop you here!
Catena: Please don't say Esmond.
Grodus: I hear Esmond's working to impress me again. Whatever he's doing.
Catena: I told you not to say Esmond.
Grodus: I must dispose of you. You and your failed proxies.
Wizzy: just imagine we could've had a party betrayal in our group
wouldn't that have been a laugh
Acre: that would be the worst!!
Kreg: Like hell you will!
Come on guys, let's get him!
Acre: I'm lad out team is tightly knit. SO full of friends that care and suport each others to become a better citizen of Toadbook :D
I'm a lad.
Shrody: I'm almost certain that green thing is keeping us from him somehow.
Sidestepper: YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND, CATENA
help
Kreg: Well then figure out a way to get rid of it!
The CruXis Security System activates!
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
f
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena: same, crabby friend, but I may have even bestester friends out there
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Because these things are, without a doubt, probably going to attack you.
Zap: You guys can see why I'm in a sour mood right
Wizzy: these dices are being butts
PrinceShroob: Can't say much for Zap, but Wizzy, you only have 1 speed. You should really expect to have an initiative of 0 half the time.
Yux: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wizzy: yes shroob I'm aware it's a 50/50
Layze: tfw the dices are being buttses
Wizzy: I just like going "dang it" when I lose my coin flip
Acre: Fire Emblem taught you well, my son.
the fuck is this
Keiki (GM): Shrody's turn!
Wizzy: in fe if you lose a coinflip you lose forever
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on Yux!
PrinceShroob: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
beeoi h.: I get 1 or less initiative with 4 speed pretty frequently.
Shrody does shoots at Yux with his Super Ray Gun, dealing
8 damage!
Wizzy: not gonna lie I don't disagree with getting damage on the Yuxes before they get shields
[MUSIC] Theme of Love
"dopey" music
Keiki (GM): ... Man, this music choice is pretty terrible
Zap: How far can I throw again?
aka I don't think a limit was ever really set
Tiko: throw it into orbit
Keiki (GM): (there is none)
Wizzy: yes please finish the guy off zap I BELIEVE
Zap: Can I throw over the shield or do I need a path that doesn't go through it?
Keiki (GM): It might just go through!
No guarantees, though.
PrinceShroob: I wouldn't take the risk, Zap.
Keiki (GM): That would probably not hit the shield!
Smart choice son.
Spooker uses Smarts on Yux!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: so many threes
Yux tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Yux: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker pulls out
a hammer from Hammerspace and throws it at Yux, dealing
7 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Kreg approves of this hammer toss
Acre attempts to use CRABS!
Acre knows about timed hits!
Acre: rolling 8d6>4
= 7 Successes
nice
Catena summons
8 Sidestepper(s)! They scuttle alongside Catena angrily.
Sidestepper: COME MY BRETHREN
Sidestepper: LET US RULE THIS WORLD TOGETHER
Acre: Give me the crabs, Cake.
Keiki (GM): Hold on, gonna move canon crab somewhere.
Acre: He'll be in our hearts.
Probably hacking the computer.
Keiki (GM): Do you want him to hack the computer?
Keiki (GM): Sidestepper smarts check.
Layze: And then he starts using his claws to literally hack apart the computer
Sidestepper uses some smarts.
Sidestepper: rolling (1+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
Sidestepper fiddles with the computer! An X-bombomb pops out of a hatch!
Acre: it's okay, the requirement will steadily drop
beeoi h.: Use a Matrix assist program
Acre: ok lets not hack teh computer
The Yuxes generate Mini-Yuxes!
X-bombomb utilizes inner Power on Catena!
X-bombomb: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
That's a Yux.
And Power anyway.
Catena tries to guard against Catena's attack!
Catena: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Yux uses Smarts on Catena!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Yux does thing to Catena, dealing
3 damage!
Acre: please do not thing me again, mister
Shrody: Yux pierces defense?
Yux uses Smarts on Shrody!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Yux does thing to Shrody, dealing
3 damage!
Grodus: It's unfortunate I must do this to you. But it must be don.e
Wizzy: Grodus didn't do anything but talk?
ok then
Grodus is healed by a mysterious source!
Grodus Grodus heals for
40 HP.
Tiko: He's ahead of the game
LET'S DO THIS
WE MAY BE DOWN A MAN BUT THAT'S NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE
GO ALL OUT!!
Catena: Hey, Crump! What are you gonna do?
Kreg attempts to use a rallying shout!!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
f
Sidestepper: WE MAY BE DOWN A MAN BUT WE'RE UP EIGHT CRABS
SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET DEAL TO ME
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating anyone
15 feet away from him. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
Wizzy: JUST ENOUGH TO HIT EVERYONE
SICK
well okay not half the crabs
Sidestepper: WE ARE THE UNSTOPPABLE CRAB ARMY
gg
Catena's fake ear is in reach
Keiki (GM): Crabs get it.
Layze: wizzy if you're measuring from bttom right square you need to also measure TO bottom right square :v
Wizzy: layze don't kill my buzz
Keiki (GM): Hold on music sucks dick
[MUSIC] CruXis Defence System
Acre: Let me show you a zoom in
where catena is pixels inside this circle
Layze: Hang on, I'm going to activate Wanda's ego aura
Acre: Actually, you an zoom in, so you do it
Layze: Behold the might of Wanda's ego
Wizzy: anyway yeah brad fuck'em up
Cody C.: can't find my boing clap thing
so i guess turn over
Acre: Oh is Crump on our side now?
Keiki (GM): ... You have a boingclap thing nigga
... What even happened to it?
It's gone.
it's just gone
rip in piece
Sidestepper: DID ROLL20 EAT IT
Wizzy: also remember that Brad was in the rally range before he moved
Keiki (GM): Wrote a new one.
Tiko: Technical difficulties
Keiki (GM): Spur of the moment.
It's pretty simple regardless.
Wizzy: Roll20 eating things is nothing new
Blitzin' Brad starts jumping and clapping in a bizarre warm-up regimen! Yux is taunted!
Blitzin' Brad: USA! USA! USA! USA!
thanks bro
PrinceShroob: I kinda want to tattle the bomb.
Keiki (GM): Feel free to!
Shrody attempts to identify X-bombomb with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
ffffff
Shrody can see the health bar of the bomb!
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on X-bombomb.
or X points I guess
Shrody: So is it only me that can see it, or can everyone else see it too?
Acre: Well, have fun attacking eight times, Ake!
Don Frump: I... I can't idly stand by! I'm not gonna be some dopey pawn. Even if I get to be rich.
I... I'm the great Lord Crump! Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!
Catena: ...Whatever you say, man.
Lord Crump takes initiative!
Lord Crump: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker uses Smarts on Yux!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker pulls out
Phantom Dancer from Hammerspace and throws it at Yux, dealing
9 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
beeoi h.: You know Cake, when you said this battle would take smarts
Keiki (GM): A Yux is destroyed!
beeoi h.: I didn't think you literally meant smarts
Ake.
Sidestepper: IS IT MY TURN?
Blitzin' Brad: YEAH GOOD GAME
Keiki (GM): It is the crab hoard's turn.
Acre: Go nuts on the two things in front.
Sidestepper: WHAT IS OUR PLAN OF ACTION CAP'N
SOUNDS GOOD
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on X-bombomb!
Sidestepper: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Keep in mind, the things float. Well, that guy's 'aight to attack.
X-bombomb tries to guard against Sidestepper's attack!
X-bombomb: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper: AM I TOO SHORT FOR YUXES?
Crab stack.
Sidestepper: I LIKE THIS PLAN
I WILL STAND RIGHT HERE
Keiki (GM): I'll... I'll allow this.
Sidestepper: AM I TALL ENOUGH YET?
KNOCK 'EM DOWN
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
HYAH!
Acre: By the way, whta about the bomb?
Keiki (GM): The bomb defended!
IT WAS TRAGIC
Sidestepper: YUX OR BOMB, CAP'N
Keiki (GM): It has one left.
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): The other one is destroyed!
Catena: Or, just crab two.
Nice.
Crab three!
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's... It's a hit.
This is pretty fucking ingenious.
Sidestepper snips at Yux, dealing
6 damage!
Layze: Are we playing Stackem Crabem now
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper snips at Yux, dealing
6 damage!
Keiki (GM): Whoa, go easy son.
Catena: Crab six....! ...go do something to the bomb.
Sidestepper: DO I GO AFTER THE BOBM AGAIN
OKAY
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on X-bombomb!
Sidestepper: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy: I think we can officially call this a crab battle
Wanda: Colonel, he took my life
Acre: If you make the bomb explode I will end you, Cake.
I will fucking end you.
PrinceShroob: nice empty threat, acre
Cody C.: like biting someone in the FREAKING pussy
Sidestepper snips at X-bombomb, dealing
4 damage!
Catena
stays the same HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Zap: Oh wait, I forgot Lucky Start didn't I?
Catena utilizes inner Power on X-bombomb!
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Catena lunges out and chomps X-bombomb, dealing
10 damage.
A mysterious voice saying "In, at, or to this place or position" sounds off.
PrinceShroob: I think I forgot my Happy Heart too.
Should I do that now?
Keiki (GM): Sure, go ahead.
Shrody
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
still fp
Keiki (GM): Speaking of, Spooker should have a Lucky Start!
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating FP! !
The X-bombomb is defeated!
oh
Kreg: Crump what's that green stuff anyway?
Lord Crump: I'm comin' for ya, punk!
Lord Crump utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Lord Crump: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
I'll show you... MY CRUMP-A-BOMB
Lord Crump comically springs up and lands on Grodus, dealing
5 damage!
Shrody: How'd he get past the force field!?
Layze: There is no green stuff
Crump enters the force field. It shimmers as he enters.
Layze: Are you referring to the floor
Layze: Oh I guess there is green stuff
Zap: Clearly he has clearence
Wizzy: oh no my aura vanished
Acre: spooker is the green thing
Grodus: You can't possibly think you could do more pain to me than my repair circuits could keep up with.
beeoi h.: Lord Crump got slightly skinnier.
Yux uses Smarts on Blitzin' Brad!
Yux: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Yux does thing to Blitzin' Brad, dealing
3 damage!
Blitzin' Brad: yowie-zowie
Lord Crump hurls a fireball at Don Frump, dealing
3 damage! Don Frump is
burned .
Sidestepper: I AM SO CONFUSED
Wizzy: fairly certain that was grodus doing that
Wizzy: yeah sure go for it
Cody C.: i gotta do action command first to throw this fool right?
Cody C. attempts to use Hazing!
Cody C. knows about timed hits!
Cody C.: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blitzin' Brad picks up Yux, shakes him around, and throws. Yux is send flying
17.5 feet away, dealing
13 damage upon landing.
Cody C.: tossing him at grodus
Keiki (GM): 'Aight! 13 damage is dealt to Grodus.
Catena: Nice makeshift frisbee
Blitzin' Brad sneaks in a pat on the yux's ass as it sails away
Kreg: What is it Shrody?!
Shrody: Wasn't that just supposed to be one of the mini-yux?
Keiki (GM): I'll say it defeats a mini-Yux.
Kreggles.
Wizzy: nah he probably just threw the Yux but did no damage to the main unit due to shield
Shrody: ...But we can't reach the Yux now. :I
Blitzin' Brad: I threw the whole shebang, bro
Layze: Have you guys actually checked that you can't go through the shield?
Blitzin' Brad: Grabbed that shield
Acre: It disintegrates Koopas.
Kreg attempts to move here!!
The shield shimmers as he enters, but does nothing otherwise.
Cody C.: did nothing happen when the yux went in
Keiki (GM): Right. But it did hurt Grodus.
YOU KNOW WHAT
Layze: See once five people go into the shield, an atomic bomb below the casino goes off and disintegrates everyone outside the shield
IT'S TIME
LET'S PUT A FISSURE ON THIS GUY
Acre: Ultimate Bro move???
oh
Keiki (GM): Time to bust out the Action Commands
Kreg: WE'VE HAD THESE THINGS FOREVER AND NOW I THINK WE SHOULD LEARN WHAT THEY DO
Keiki (GM): Everyone action command.
Wizzy: what and not the "Wish" command?
Acre: Do I get nine action commands :v
Layze: Now is not the time for wishing, Wizzy.
That comes later.
Kreg attempts to use Fissure!!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper attempts to use CRAB FISSURE!
Sidestepper knows about timed hits!
Sidestepper: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody attempts to use Fissure!
Shrody knows about timed hits!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre: nice time to flood the chat
Catena wishes for a miracle.
Catena: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Blitzin' Brad attempts to use Fissure!
Blitzin' Brad knows about timed hits!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
beeoi h.: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤(_Ì…_Ì…_Ì…_Ì…_̲̅_Ì…_Ì…_Ì…() FISSURE
Catena attempts to use magnitude!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Missing Spookz
Acre: argh argh so sour argh wow
wrong one
or not
i'm dumb
Keiki (GM): It's action command.
Spooker attempts to use Fissure!
Spooker knows about timed hits!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy: cake were we supposed to use ActionCommand or Wish
we have a Wish macro
Acre wishes for a miracle.
Acre: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
The wishes of the party are made real by the power of the Canyon Patch!
Small tremors rattle the ground as cracks in the earth form. A fissure envelopes Grodus, dealing
6 damage.
Cody C.: YEAH TEAM ALRIGHT
PrinceShroob: Well that was a waste.
Layze: See Cake, that's why we never use those
Wizzy: well you know what
Spooker: That was kinda underwhelming
Keiki (GM): You gotta practice them son, but.
Catena: We gotta believe more. and also our 10 coll guy is not here
coll, guys
The fissure envelops Grodus, but he doesn't seem to be phased!
Layze: Yes, the person with 10 cool isn't here, that's very true
Grodus: Gaaack! You think this is gonna scare me? Some fancy earthen... whatever this is?
Acre: also I guess he's floating
Layze: I wonder what happened to her
Blitzin' Brad: She started shit she shouldn't have
Acre: Kreg. You tried. That is what matters.
Something malfunctions in the system, and four machines are surfaced in the quake!
Wizzy: man I'm just happy I finally used an option we had forever
Grodus: Gaaaack ack ack! I... Wait, those aren't supposed to pop up.
GO FOR THEM
NOW
Shoot.
Spooker: But it's not my turn ;~;
Layze: YOU'VE REVEALED HIS WEAK POINT
STRIKE NOW
PrinceShroob: I didn't equip my quake badge, did I?
Sidestepper: US CRABS SHOULD TAKE THE ONES ON THE RIGHT
Keiki (GM): Let's say you did.
Zap: Note we can't allow a Yux to have 4 mini-yux
Sidestepper: WE CAN ALSO SLAP SOME YUXES
PrinceShroob: So I can use my quake attack?
Sidestepper: TWO CRABS TO YUX, THREE CRABS TO EACH CRYSTAL ON THE RIGHT
THIS IS MY EXPERT TACTICAL OPINION
Acre: Are those on top of the boxes or like sorrounded by the void or what
Sidestepper: ...THAT IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL
Keiki (GM): It's 3 FP. And yes.
PrinceShroob: And are the computer thingies floating?
Keiki (GM): No, they're pretty well attached to the ground.
Acre: But are they attached to this lab's floor?
Or room in general
PrinceShroob: So do I just go with Attack(Smarts) if I want to use the QuakeGun, or ActionCommand?
Keiki (GM): They're grounded.
Acre: It's action command
I have the exact same attack.
PrinceShroob changes settings on his Super Ray Gun!
PrinceShroob fires his Ray Gun at the ground, causing the ground to quake beneath all grounded and ceiling targets, dealing
8 damage!
Keiki (GM): You just... do it I suppose. I should look back at that, but just use it!
Nope.
Or is it for you?
Well, it's a Special Attack, not a badge.
Layze: That wasn't an actiom command
Shrody: ...I just clicked the Quake Gun and it didn't ask for an action command.
Shrody: Whatever, I did it right, didn't I?
Shrody: (aside from using it OOC, but who cares?)
you earn a gold star and a little smooch on the forehead
jeeze WARN ME next time
that could've gone bad
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Shield Generator.
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Shield Generator!
Spooker: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody: ...Huh. Shield generators don't have a power level.
Kreg: they're stationary things shrody
Acre: Did the quake do anything or are you still running the numbers, Cake?
I'm running numbers, I'm just busy doing it!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Shield Generator, dealing
7 damage!
Acre: see zap this is why you gotta--
well ok
Zap: If all the switches had 8 or less HP he'd have said something and not told me it hit
Keiki (GM): The Shield Generators are still functioning!
All are damaged somewhat, but still function.
well, alright.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Shield Generator.
Kreg: Beat the hell outta them, Catena!
Sidestepper: PERMISSION TO ATTACK YUX WITH TWO CRABS AND TWO CRYSTALS WITH THREE CRABS?
Catena: Nah, go for the Yux. But first...!
Kreg: I dunno if I like the idea of having more things in here
Catena attempts to use Magnitude, but for real!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena jumps up multiple times, causing a large quake! All enemies are damaged for
5 damage.
A Brazilian football game radio sounds off.
Blitzin' Brad: WHAT IS THIS NOISE
IS IT
FOOTBALL
Go nuts on the Yux and crystals.
DOESN'T THIS FLIP ME
Well, yes.
Sidestepper: NOT MY BEAUTIFULLY CONSTRUCTED STACK
Catena: Now you become MORE POWERFUL
The crab stack is knocked over!
Kreg: CATENA YOU RUINED A MASTERPIECE
Acre: I'm sad they didn't all get flipped right in place.
Shrody: A shield generator went down!
Catena: Go unflip yourselves and
Sidestepper: ...SO CAN I STILL MOVE OR DO I TAKE A TURN TO DEFLIP
Lord Crump utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Lord Crump: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
I'll show you... MY CRUMP-A-BOMB
Lord Crump comically springs up and lands on Yux, dealing
5 damage!
Wizzy: I think that's a "take a turn to reflip"
The Sidesteppers are out of commission a turn!
Shrody: I just realized that I can change my own HP and FP...
Layze: this is like the 20th session
shut up
Acre
regains 1 HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Shrody
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Grodus is healed by a mysterious source!
Grodus Grodus heals for
30 HP.
Sidestepper: WHAT THE HECK
SIDESTEPPER ON COMPUTER, IS THIS YOUR DIRTY WORK
YOU SHOULD BE FIRED
Grodus: Hm. That wasn't as... fulfilling.
Catena: Guys. No fighting on the deck.
That's rule Number 2.
Yux stops time to freeze Blitzin' Brad in place for one round!
Grodus strikes Kreggles with a bolt of lightning, dealing
8 damage!
Shrody: Oh good, it didn't go for me.
FINE THEN
HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR DUMB GENERATOR
The Battle Shout wears off.
Kreg uses Smarts on Shield Generator!
Kreg: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg tosses a hammer at Shield Generator, dealing
8 damage.
TAKE THAT
Wanda becomes just conscious enough to drag herself over to a machine and start playing slots
Shrody: Isn't Brad frozen?
Wizzy: hey shrody get us some intel
The Shield Generator is defeated! Two more remain!
Shrody: I could do that, or I could break the remaining shield generators in one fell swoop!
The machine takes the blue coin and opens up its standard row for play.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3t[Slots]
= 0
Wizzy: well okay if you wanna be a big man go for it I guess
Shrody: Seriously, it's my turn now, right?
Keiki (GM): Uh... Dunno what Cody's doing.
Keiki (GM): Go ahead man.
Acre: He's frozen in time anyway
That's right.
Go ahead!
Acre: I got your back, Cake.
Shrody changes settings on his Super Ray Gun!
Shrody fires his Ray Gun at the ground, causing the ground to quake beneath all grounded and ceiling targets, dealing
8 damage!
Wizzy: Cake, the man with a five second memory
Keiki (GM): I have company over right now!
... They came a bit earlier than they said!
The last of the shield generators are destroyed in the excessive quakes!
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Grodus.
Looks like your time is running out.
Zap: Rather try to get a Healing item or for me to Invis you Rog?
Grodus: ... I can't lose... Not when I've made it this far!
Kreg: Actually I am JUST fine thanks
Catena: See, not even you call yourself right.
I'm not sure why you're always complaining.
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody: Don't forget about the Yux!
Wizzy: no but for real remember if I hit 0 HP I won't actually die
so
Grodus tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Grodus: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Layze: You don't know that for sure
The only person who's ever hit 0 HP was already dead
Wizzy: layze it's my shrine talent
Wizzy: and yes, I DID hit 0 HP
Layze: Oh that's what you meant
Sidestepper: WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, CAP'N
Wizzy: I FELL IN AN INCINERATOR
Oh yeah
The crabs flip back over! They are now blue! Or you can just pretend they're blue.
Wizzy: and then Kreg fucking noscoped the shit out of the last enemy with his dying breath
Catena: How many of you do you think you need to reach Grodus?
Shrody: ...Uh, why did the crabs turn blue?
All crabs have double attack rolls!
Kreg: I think they're mad
Layze: Crabs turn blue once they stop being upside-down
Sidestepper: I THINK WE CAN ALL REACH GRODUS
Layze: Everyone knows that
PrinceShroob: Not Shrody.
Layze: Also, if you touch them, they go cookie-cookie
Catena: See, it was my master plan.
Form a stack and pinch the guy.
Shrody: ...I though you turn red when mad?
*thought
Sidestepper sees if he can reach Grodus
Layze: But crabs are already red
So they turn blue
Kreg: Different creatures have different reactions
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
All of you.
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Layze: Okay no sidesteppers here's what you do
Sidestepper snips at Grodus, dealing
2 damage!
Layze: Form an arch over Grodus
And just all start pinching him at once
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Grodus tries to guard against Sidestepper's attack!
Grodus: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre: ...well, it's something.
Okay.
Wizzy: accuracy has decreased due to rage
Acre: Go take care of teh yux.
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Sidestepper unfortunately misses.
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: It's okay, you can still form the Legendary Crab Stack.
Sidestepper: WELL THAT WAS EASY
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper snips at Yux, dealing
4 damage!
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper snips at Yux, dealing
4 damage!
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Yux!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Sidestepper snips at Yux, dealing
4 damage!
Catena utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Grodus, dealing
14 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off.
Acre: screw your dumb lightning arc
this is the best
Lord Crump: No more crud from you, Grodus!
Lord Crump utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Lord Crump: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
MORE CRUD FROM GRODUS
gimme all the crud
Grodus tries to guard against Lord Crump's attack!
Grodus: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Lord Crump: I'll show you... MY CRUMP-A-BOMB
Lord Crump comically springs up and lands on Grodus, dealing
3 damage!
Shrody: You need help, creepy voice in my head.
Grodus: Hrm... This may look like the end. But I don't believe it's finished just yet.
Grodus strikes Catena with a bolt of lightning, dealing
8 damage!
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
The Yux creates Mini-Yuxes!
Shrody: You can still do it, crabs!
Yux stops time to freeze Catena in place for one round!
Catena: Okay, you--oh no I got frozen for the third time
Sidestepper: ALWAYS CATENA
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST OUR CAP'N, YUXES
Zap: Wait, did he stop being enraged?
Wizzy: well I'm assuming since the crabs could hit Grodus without stacking I can shell shot him
Catena is too cool for yuxes
Zap: I thought he would only target Brad
Sidestepper: I THINK YOUR HAT OFFENDS THEM
Keiki (GM): It was kind of awhile ago.
Sidestepper: THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU DO TO FLAT THINGS
Grodus is healed by a mysterious source!
Grodus Grodus heals for
0 HP.
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Kreg: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Grodus: ... I don't know why I still tried that.
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Kreggles, dealing
8 damage!
Tiko: Kreg launches at Kreggles
Kreg: it's not like that I assure you
Sidestepper: DON'T DO THAT
IT'S NOT VERY PRACTICAL
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Kreggles!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 12d6>4
= 11 Successes
uhh
grodus
I'd bet money that it'll miss.
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Grodus, dealing
10 damage! Grodus is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
0 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Keiki (GM): This is what happens when you get close to tokens son
Sidestepper: SHOW THAT NERD WHO'S BOSS
Shrody: Play money, that is.
beeoi h.: 0 coins, I've seen better
Layze: Has he been tattled yet
to it
Shrody attempts to identify Grodus with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Brad slaps Grodus on the ass after the tackle
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD JOB SON, WAY TO TAKE A HIT
Wizzy: grodus doesn't have an ass
That's a Grodus. HP is
4, FP is
3, Attack is
0, and Defense is
2.
Or at least. That's how much he has left.
beeoi h.: (In actuality I don't think I've seen that many successes in the entirety of this game yet)
Shrody: NOM HIM TO HELL, SPOOKER!
Kreg: FINISH HIM, SPOOKER
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Spooker: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): What about when you got stomped by Mario?
Layze: Well Beepo, I'm pretty sure Brad is the only person who even has more than 10 dice on anything
Zap: Game literally hates me
Blitzin' Brad: NICE TRY SPOGEY GO GET 'EM SON
Blitzin' Brad slaps Spooker's ass
CRAB TIME
beeoi h.: I could go to the archives and check that, but I forgot just how many dice he had, I'm guessing like 15.
grodus didn't defend yet!!
Grodus tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Grodus: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Sidestepper: AM I STILL BLUE
Added to the journal by the way sons.
Wizzy: not gonna lie that's some crap luck
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena is certain the crabs know what to do. pinch the grodus
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Grodus!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): ... I think we know where this is going.
end this
Tiko: one day they will hit the grodus
The group proceeds to crowd onto the Grodus head!
beeoi h.: finish fast pls
Tiko: and i will be the sads :(
Acre: And also the yux for mad sp
Sidestepper: THAT YUX IS GOING TO SNEAK UP ON US WITH A MULTI-TARGET ATTACK
AND WE ALL DIE
Keiki (GM):
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
50
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| Coins: |
64
|
Spooker pokes around, and finds an item!
Shrody: Or it'll flee when we beat its boss
that sometimes happens, you know.
Blitzin' Brad: GOOD GAME TEAM
Blitzin' Brad slaps the asses of the crabs
Keiki (GM): Okay, I hate to leave it in suspense.
But I have company over as of thirty minutes ago.
Wizzy: hell yeah we did it
Keiki (GM): I really didn't expect this session to drag on so long!
The end won't last too long.
