The party exits the subway terminal, ready to hunt down the locations Don Booru mentioned... The warehouse, the projects, and the heap.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
They are searching for gang leaders of the Gusts, the Vipers, and the Smokes.
m still looking at the afk mansion
er, ooc mansion
The Warehouse is where it's rumored that a certain Goomba gang leader is, DB Goomba.
Acre: said many characters under by thingy
Layze: can I get a quick summary of what I missed last week?
Except no beting, only major exposition
Gotta beat up some evil mob bosses and make the place MAYBE safe
and win the mad patch
...probably
PrinceShroob: Why are our characters' sprites darkened?
Zap: We also started to make this a hatwearing simulator
They arrive in the warehouse to find a bunch of Gloombas beat up, and an old friend with what appears to be a posh-looking Goomba.
Wizzy: this is a family friendly game we can't have gambling
Keiki (GM): It's ~atmosphere~
Layze: I missed hatparty?
Acre: Maybe on the rebound
PrinceShroob: Basically, you missed absolutely zilch.
Zap: Me and Shrub got bunny ears
Esmond: Listen to my terms now, mate. Gimme the firepower.
Kreg: Hey buddy what's up?
Catena: The last cretin I wanted to see.
Kreg: Where'd you even go?
PrinceShroob: Geecy ain't here.
Zap: Oh man the ears are there, hella
Layze: geecy isn't actually here
Layze: esmond has become an npc
beeoi h.: I know that you idiot
Acre: Hello Geecy regardless.
what's going on
Acre: Hello Geecy when you eventually read the archives
Shrody attempts to identify -- with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Esmond: Lost you folks in Toadbrook, figured I'd go off on my own.
Ake: I don't think GCG's ever read tabletop archives.
beeoi h.: Which will be never, since they will probably be cleared.
I mean it's not like many people ever do.
Shrody: That would be on the thing that isn't Esmond.
Well, you wandered off.
Even the pink guy wanders off and doesn't get lost.
Esmond: Well... this 'ere is D.B. Goomba.
Catena: Okay, let's pretend who even knows anything anymore.
Esmond: Wouldn't find much on your files, because this guy's a secretive Goomba.
Kreg: So what exactly happened here
Why are all these knocked out goombas here
Wanda: One would surmise that they got knocked out, while being here.
beeoi h.: When do they meet the secretive goomba's friend, the seductive goomba
Esmond: I did honestly wander off. I had some... business with the ol' force, y'know.
Wanda: Presumably be Esmond, as he is the only non-Goomba present at the scene.
Esmond flexes his muscles.
Catena: Whatever alien things out of the world you do.
Spooker: I don't like this ;~;
Kreg: Esmond I thought you had smarts not muscles
Catena: SO YEAH, BACK TO THE POINT.
Esmond: If you're wonderin' what 'appened... I got all the Viper's myself.
Catena: Well, no. The leader is still standing.
okay look
DB Goomba what actually happened here
Catena: I thought this was the biggest gang? Doesn't impress much all things considered.
DB Goomba: Global change will occur.
Catena: what a bunch of noobies
Wanda: Why are we talking to him?
Esmond: ... Bloke's really into conspiracies.
Wanda: He's right in front of us and his lackies are already down.
Let's just break his legs and move on to the next one.
Catena: I dunno. I like conspiracy theories.
Esmond: I think you'll find that unnecessary.
Wanda: That doesn't mean counterproductive. Move.
Esmond: We with the X-nauts... need 'im for questioning.
I suddenly feel like we're not wanted here
Kreg: and the problem is already solved
Catena: Has it been really?
Wanda: What on earth do you need to question him for?
the entire gang is out cold
do we really need to do anything
Catena: Is this the entire gang?
Blitzin' Brad suddenly looks away from admiring his own muscles, and runs in to tackle DB Goomba, because this is slow as hell and he's bored and wants conflict.
Shrody: That doesn't mean they're finished for good.
Catena: ARE YOU THE LEADER
Catena: conspiracy theories, man
Blitzin' Brad it's a hologram
Spooker: Oh, dogpile?! ^.^?
Blitzin' Brad: draws katana
heh
Blitzin' Brad: nothin' personnel kid
Catena: What, Bard, let's not get personnel here.
...Anyway.
Keiki (GM): Sorry, god distracted, so are you initiating something between Esmond and D.B. Goomba?
fight
do the combat
Zap: God can be distracting sometimes
Shrody: I also tried to shrink Bradley.
Cody C.: What else is new
Cody C.: can't shrink THESE GAINS
Catena: I don't really like this but do you guys want to move on
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] "Vipers, Smokes, and Gusts"
Blitzin' Brad takes initiative!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg: well catena I think we're involved now
Spooker: I guess if this gang is put down there isn't any reason to be here... <.>
Catena: well nevermind, brad is a rude dude with tude
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: See, football man has the right idea.
Kreg: I mean honestly I thought that there's no reason to do stuff here but
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Spooker: I'm more confused then usual
Kreg: SOME people can't withhold from violence
Shrody: Oh for (swear) sakes.
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zap: What is this bullshit
Catena: can you withold from violence
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wanda: Well Spooker we were told to kill gang leaders.
Here's a gang leada.er
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker: Wait we were gonna kill them? ;~;
Wizzy: I am the moral high ground get destroyed nerds
Wanda: Can you guess what we do next?
Kreg: WHEN DID HE SAY KILL
Wanda: How else do you take down a gang leader?
They're gang leaders.
Catena: what is killing anyway is it like game overing
I'm not doing this fight
Esmond: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wanda: Do you know what happens if you just beat up a gang leader and then ask him not to trouble you any more?
Catena: Are you in or are you skin
DB Goomba takes initiative!
DB Goomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: You have an entire gang troubling you, because he's a gang leader.
Brad randomly takes DB Goomba by unawares!
ok, I'll let exposition happen
Cody C.: Is that attack of opportunity or something?
Keiki (GM): Brad gets the first strike.
Then, turn order starts!
Blitzin' Brad grapples with DB Goomba, sending DB Goomba to the ground, dealing
12 damage! DB Goomba is now pinned, and must make a Recover check to escape!
2 hours of Macho Grubba
Acre: I doubt the fight will be that long
Unless we get it for all the mob bosses
DB Goomba is already taken down! He can't fight back!
Esmond: You... You... Why?! Who even are you? Arrrgh!
Catena: you know what, that guy was a cretin anyway so I am honestly gald he got taken down
Blitzin' Brad: GET REKT NERD
Blitzin' Brad: IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE
AND FOOTBALL
Wanda: You sure don't act like Esmond.
Esmond sips a strange tea... Chamomental Tea!
Something has seemed off since you first said something...
Shrody: Sorry about that, he's a moron. And a jerk. He's pretty much all the worst qualities of Spooker and Wanda put together.
Wanda: And didn't you say you needed to bring him to the X-Nauts for questioning?
Esmond Esmond has gotten a crazy stat boost!
Wanda: Esmond was a deserter!
Kreg: ...if that's true I think that's the first non-combat time she's been actively helpful
Catena: I mean, I am honestly surprised you know about our teammates past.
Kreg: without being spiteful
or selfish
Catena: And you what, I am illing to believe this.
by sayin I totally knew about this.
Zap: Attack(Power) -> Bite right?
It's been a while I don't wanna fuck it up
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Chamomental Esmond tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Chamomental Esmond: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker sinks his teeth into Esmond, dealing
2 damage!
Zap: Oh wow why did I even bother
Wizzy: well at least you scouted it
Shrody attempts to identify Esmond with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Wizzy: knowledge is power
Acre: What do you expect from someone who wants to max out speed
Wizzy: speaking of which yes I will let shrody do his thing before me
That's a Esmond. HP is
38, FP is
19, Attack is
10, and Defense is
3.
beeoi h.: I wanted to max out speed before I realized it would make me the one trick yoshi to end all one trick yoshis
Zap: Anyone with the same number can go in any order
Catena: That's an Esmond. One (1) Esmond.
Layze: they have the same initiative, they can go in any order
Kreg: Esmond what HAPPENED
nope
Chamomental Esmond starts bulking out!
Shrody: I'd guess that it's the tea he drank.
Blitzin' Brad: Pfft... tea
Shrody: Alternatively, something else happened offscreen.
Blitzin' Brad: Real men drink Gatorade
Layze: no after the tea it said he got a massive stat boost
Catena: Whatever, he's still a snob.
Zap: Sure hope no one gets one-shotted
Shrody: Brad, you have a lot to learn about British people.
Blitzin' Brad: I'm sure I can learn a lot about real men from the purple mushroom in the dress.
Shrody: You certainly can.
Layze: D.E.S.T.R.O.Y.E.D.
Kreg: Yeah this isn't Esmond guys
Let's take him down!
Catena: he's evil esmond because tea and whatever
Kreg attempts to use a rallying shout!!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: Just give him a whack in the head
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating anyone
10 feet away from him. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
Kreg: oh that's still everyone
YAY
TAKE HIM DOWN
Acre: hold on let me get my vernier out
PrinceShroob: Jeeze layze, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you have a crush on Shrodelley. :33
Wizzy: lemme get the compass out
and my sheet of sines, cosines, and tangents
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 14d6>4
= 5 Successes
Chamomental Esmond tries to guard against Blitzin' Brad's attack!
Chamomental Esmond: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Cody C.: Good thing you know better
Blitzin' Brad rushes in for a tackle on Esmond, dealing
11 damage! Esmond is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Brad gets paid
2 coin(s) for an outstanding tackle!
Zap: I don't know what is worse
Catena
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Zap: He has 14 dice to roll for that
FOOTBALLLL
Keiki (GM): It's HP, whoops!
beeoi h.: Are we playing Shadowrun
Zap is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating HP! !
Acre utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Acre: rolling 12d6>4
= 7 Successes
That's for Spooker
Catena lunges out and chomps Esmond, dealing
11 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off.
Shrody: 14 HP left, if my count is right.
Chamomental Esmond: Get off of me! I'll show you!
beeoi h.: I feel like in terms of stats, the Group 2 party could convincingly beat the Group 1 party
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Acre: But Group 1 has like weird status moves
Wanda tosses a fireball at Esmond, dealing
8 damage. Esmond is
burned .
Acre: like cogs and still
Wizzy: yeah we're the "blitz the hell out of enemies" party
Acre: uh, chance time ???
Zap: Spooker has Spook and Random Spook!
But the status conditions are meh unless they changed and I forgot
Layze: see if the parties ever go up against each other
beeoi h.: I'm pretty sure we can stack dizziness, and I can egg a certain amount of people, but that still leaves us basically down a fighter thanks to Zing
Chamomental Esmond: This isn't even my final form!
Layze: half of group 1 dies instantly because there's multiple targets for lightning arc
Catena: Can you be any more of a cretin ???
Chamomental Esmond attempts to use British Brew Boost!
Chamomental Esmond knows about timed hits!
Chamomental Esmond: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Chamomental Esmond pulls out a handy enlarging tea!
Chamomental Esmond downs it and grows larger for
5 turns, doubling attack but halving speed.
Shrody: ...So instead of attacking us, you just keep on increasing your stats? What's wrong with you?
With the sudden growth, the party is punted back a bit!
Layze: sounds like esmond alright
Catena: Well, that's certainly a way to approach the situation.
Chamomental Esmond heals 10 HP from the brew!
Shrody: ...k, make that 24 HP remaining.
Layze: did my attack just not count
Blitzin' Brad: Fight fair, like an all-American FOOTBALLER you limey fiend!
...But not one that uses steroids
Keiki (GM): It did burn damage son
Layze: and then macho esmond tackles brad all the way around the planet
Acre: Or 15 is the burn damage did someting
Wizzy: spooker you got this
Zap utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Zap: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Ops
Damn
Chamomental Esmond tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Chamomental Esmond: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wizzy: his defense went up too
Chamomental Esmond: You got the jump on the wrong bloke!
Keiki (GM): What Shroobish swear was that
Shrody: ...That wasn't a Shroobish swear, that was an earth mushroom swear.
Wizzy: so cake how the heck do bros attacks work now
Cody C.: yeah duh learn your mushroom people culture
Wizzy: since you apparently nerfed them
Catena: shrody, nobody says shiitake
Keiki (GM): The only different thing is that it takes both turns now.
Shrody: Don't think so lowly of yourself, Catena.
Wizzy: Wanna go for it Acre?
Keiki (GM): So you both use your turn to do one strong attack.
Acre: because I can deal like 14 damage in a turn?
Wizzy: but our damage will ignore defense I thought
Layze: catena let wanda go first i wanna do a thing
DB Goomba: Ugh... This is what the shadow government wants...
Wizzy: shroob feel free to attack here by the way
Shrody attempts to use FireBite!
Shrody knows about timed hits!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody emblazons his fangs!
Shrody walks up to Esmond and sinks his teeth down, dealing
5 damage. Esmond is
poisoned and
burned .
Acre: Bro move costs less and is more efficient to just hurt the guy.
with nomal moves
also I'm pretty sure it doesn't pierce defense
Wizzy: ugh fine don't be a bro
I see how it is
Acre: Er, Bro moves cost MORE
Just get in the plane
Layze: imo catena and kreg should lose their bro attack for this argument
catena has turned his back on the power of the bro
Wizzy: I just wanna use it because it's awesome
Acre: Maybe next time. :)
Wizzy: acre has to be the number nerd here
Shrody: Just realized I should've been right next to Esmond.
Whoops. :(
Keiki (GM): C'mon man don't make this so meta
he knocked everyone away when he grew
oh you attaked
k
before you go
remind me how kreg attacks?
delay your turn ill do a thing
beeoi h.: I've been trying to make a bro attack for literally weeks but it never works out
Wizzy: am I allowed to cake
Catena: I want to see the thing.
Cody C.: taking the wife to work, i'll brb. can i attack before i go or no?
Layze: no catena is no longer the target of the thing because he turned his back on his bro
Keiki (GM): Er. To Wizzy.
Wizzy: Alright I delay one more turn
well
you know what I mean
Wanda do a thing
Acre: Kreg is too heartbroken to move!
PrinceShroob: you seriously want wanda to do a thing
Wanda: I've wanted to try this for a while, now...
Wanda: Clench your teeth, Carl, this might get a little warm.
PrinceShroob: Because Wanda has no regard for life.
Wanda attempts to use her fire magic to superheat Kreg's armor, giving him firepower temporarily
That's....kind of like a sauna?
Keiki (GM): ... Describe firepower
idk like his shell is suepr hot now so he does more damage
Wizzy: do you want to basically give the power of fire shell
is that what you're thinking
oh im talking as wanda
oops
PrinceShroob: more like his shell is super hot so now its giving him third degree burns
FIRESTORM
Kreg is now ignited. Which... turns out to not be healthy for Koopas. Kreg is now ignited!
caaaaake
Keiki (GM): He can still do it. He's just on fire!
Catena: Wow, nice teamwork.
Wanda: Hm. Well, that more-or-less worked as intended. Go hive him a hug or something.
Catena: I could learn a thing or two about that kind of teamwor.
PrinceShroob: KregxWanda OTP
that's better
How does it feel?
OWWWWWWWW
OW
Catena: Well, you're standing perfectly still, so I'm guessing it doesn't even phase you.
That's nice.
Shrody: Oh for crying out loud, it's just fire! It's not even painful in the slightest!
Wanda: Perhaps this technique could use some refining.
Kreg in the middle of this goes for a shell shot on Esmond to attempt to help
Catena: It's also nice that didn't burn off your scarf.
Blitzin' Brad utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Blitzin' Brad: rolling 14d6>4
= 1 Successes
Chamomental Esmond tries to guard against DB Goomba's attack!
Chamomental Esmond: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zap: This place is rigged
Wanda: Catena, be a dear and stay right there, I want to try something.
You're fireproof, right?
And I have stuff to do
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Kreg: rolling 12d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wanda: Oh pish-posh, you're made of metal.
Chamomental Esmond tries to guard against Kreggles's attack!
Chamomental Esmond: rolling 8d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: Go ignite Shrody. He likes fire.
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Esmond, dealing
5 damage!
Catena utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Catena: rolling 12d6>4
= 8 Successes
The fire increases damage! Because sure.
Wanda: See! It worked out fine!
Shrody: But at what cost?
Wanda: All of that crying for nothing.
Acre: That's a hit, right?
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Esmond, dealing
16 damage.
The Donkey Kong Country theme song played on a terrible MIDI keyboard sounds off.
Chamomental Esmond is defeated!
Catena: Worth the extra FP
I didn't really do anything though... ;~;
OWWWWWWWWW
Shrody: Okay, where's the loot!
Kreg runs around for a bit
Chamomental Esmond:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
20
|
| Coins: |
12
|
Kreg pokes around, and finds a badge!
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
in his panic, found a badge
Kreg: ALSO I GUESS THIS BADGE IS MINE NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shrody: ...Only 20 star points?
And 12 coins?
Kreg finds Esmond's Quake Shake!
Acre: 6 points away from a level.
Zap: Maybe that's for each of us?
Kreg: OH COOL THAT'S NEAT
SOMEONE CATCH THIS
Acre: can we....get 6 more
Chamomental Esmond slowly loses his mad gains... He returns to regular Esmond, unconscious.
Kreg drops the badge on the ground before he thinks it'll burn up
Catena: So, what do we do about this guy?
Catena: Let's steal his tea set.
Shrody: Oh wait, did you mean Esmond?
I mean, I guess we could hand the goomba to DOn Booru
Shrody: Okay, yeah, don't kill him.
Catena: He'll figure what to do with him.
Acre: can I steal the tea set
it's not like geecy even plays RIGHT
Keiki (GM): ... I... guess you can steal the tea set! You can't make tea half as well as Esmond, though.
I want the set
It's a trophy
Catena takes Esmond tea set if the gods above are ok with that
Shrody attempts to pick up DB Goomba
Catena: Kreg, just tank it.
Shrody now has DB Goomba's unconscious body!
Kreg collapses on the ground from running, his shell no longer on fire
Catena: Okay, let's be a delivery boy now.
Then go find the next guy.
...Saiya.
Wanda: Oh dear, Dave appears to be dead...
Wanda: Hold on, I may be able to defribulate him
don't
Shrody silences Wanda before she even tries
Saiya and the Gusts are in the projects.
Catena: Whatever that means!
Wanda whaps Shrody with her book
Shrody sticks his tongue out
Sidestepper: CAN I WHACK HIM TOO
Wanda grabs his tongue and pulls
Sidestepper: HE SMELLS LIKE A CRETIN
Keiki (GM): Do you guys remember Middle School?
Sidestepper: Now, now, kids.
Wizzy: what do you mean remember
Shrody has bitten ghosts before
Wizzy: this IS middle school
Kids.
Stop fighting.
Keiki (GM): Group 2 sessions are basically like being dodecadouble held back to middle school.
Catena: I mean, there is nothing interesting in this warehouse, right?
Keiki (GM): Anyway, head to the next d00d?
Zap: Bite is usually a dark type, which is good against ghosts
Just to note
Keiki (GM): Maybe Esmond could have told you!
Layze: Too bad it wasn't the real Esmond
Kreg follows kinda weakly
Spooker: I like these ^.^
Acre: Can't we just make like a super quick warehouse scan that doesn't consume time or resources
There's nothing there, Spooker.
Acre: Bascially decide if you want to give us a free item or not
Keiki (GM): Catena does a Smarts check.
Catena uses Smarts on Catena!
Catena: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody: Can I do a smarts check too?
Catena wants to search the warehouse, but even he can see it's pretty barren now.
Catena: Alright, move out.
Zap: So what's with the stars then
Catena: roll out, freak out and WHOA
Kreg: this is incredibly unsafe
The group go through the underground city. At some point, Brad feels a higher calling.
Uh
I forgot who these guys were.
Were they the vipers or the gusts?
The group finds the projects, a group of buildings that, as it seems, never finished construction years ago.
Layze: Cake not to demean your mapmaking skills but that's not what projects are
The group decides to ascends.
Acre: also, since I forgo to do this on my last turn...
Catena
regains 1 FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Keiki (GM): I know it's the ghetto.
Layze: well that's not quite correct either
Spooker is feeling rather lucky. He is now
regenerating HP! !
waht
Wanda
stays the same FP , and then
stays the same FP this turn, thanks to the Happy Flower Plus badge.
Acre: layze, tell the class what a project is
Wanda: an are of public housing that is often in the ghetto, but is not the ghetto itself
nerd
whoops im wanda
anyway
As they climb the perch, many Dark Koopas sneer.
They reach the top level.
Cody C.: hey man, urban koopas
Catena: Hello, is this the Vipers?
Brad returns from digging. He forgot something at home!
Catena: Or the Smokes? Gusts? What even are you, again?
Blitzin' Brad: B-rad is B-ack, never fear, bros
Dark Koopa: Some mouth ya got. This is Gust territory... You best step off!
Dark Koopa: Or fall off. That'd be better.
Catena: Is this your house?
Kreg: why do you even call yourselves the gusts
you don't even have wings
A paratroopa lands on the middle girder, and unsheathes a goddamn edgy katana.
Catena: You guys live on an unfinished "project"
Oh.
Ohh!
Blitzin' Brad: Only one bro edgy enough to defeat this guy
Catena: I do remember you! Vaguely.
Kreg: oh good who's--what catena
Wanda: Okay, gang, listen, these idiots are all standing on a metal structure
Kreg: you KNOW this... guy
Saiya: We call ourselves the Gusts...
Wanda: I'll take care of them.
Saiya: Because our actions ripple out in far places.
Wanda: Those of you who can't fly, you will be missd.
Catena: Were you in the cereal factory years ago?
Shrody holds onto Spooker for dear life.
I forgot about him
Catena: Man, those sure were wacky times, right Saiya, buddy.
Zap: I don't think I ever knew
Saiya: When you take one of our Koopas, you take on them all.
... Wait, Catena?
Blitzin' Brad grabs Spooker and hold him above his head to save his bro.
Wanda: When did we take on ANY of you?
Saiya: Oh, I recognize you!
Catena: Long time no see!
Wanda: We just climbed up here.
Kreg: he's saying if we do wanda
Spooker: I don't think this willwork
Blitzin' Brad: Don't worry bro
Wanda: Oh well obviously that's going to happen.
Blitzin' Brad: MY LIFE FOR YOURS
Catena: Spooker is also with me. I THINK he was with us before, too.
Wanda: I thought it was just to be assumed they'd all attack us.
Kreg: can we ACTUALLY attempt to talk for a bit this time
Spooker: I don't remember things well ^.^
Catena: So, yeah. You're the leader of this gang?
Saiya: I also recognize the armored Koopa in your group. Er... the spikey one. Or at least someone who looked like you.
Shrody attempts to identify -- with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Kreg: I have no clue what you're talking about.
Saiya: I am the leader of this gang. After some events ten years ago... It became about necessary to form the brotherhood.
Us Dark Koopas gotta look out for ourselves.
Shrody: ...That was on Saiya. :/
Keiki (GM): Why does that -- keep happening
Keiki (GM): Oh cool, Roll20 randomly deleted the stats, too
Thanks Roll20
Catena: Well, I don't have many brotherhoods too look out for. Just some ragtag band of misfits that is us right now.
Since you were an alright guy, I think, I'm gonna let you in a secret.
The factory is a mess.
Don't ever go back.
Kreg: "mess" is a way of saying it yes
Shrody recognizes that this guy has legit been around for awhile. He apparently has a history, but not around these parts.
Catena: Even though Jengoo is still in there with some other folks.
They are lost causes, probably.
Shrody: Dammit, why wasn't that an actual tattle?
Wizzy: he's working on it shroob
the stats poofed apparently
Why is it that you lot have come to these parts?
It's rather... dangerous.
You see, we are doing a quest type of thing.
And to get one step further in the quest, we...kind of gotta make this underground city a safer place.
Are you kids doing safe things? Walking down the right path?
Spooker: Also, it is not dangerous if you can float ^.^
Saiya: We do keep this place safe. All of my brothers are safe under my care.
Wanda: But I believe we've been asked to make the city safe against your brothers.
Catena: Well not SPECIFICALLY
Saiya: We have rich folk going through here, but they seek only profit!
Catena: Just safe for all kinds of people.
Catena: Everyone wants profit. We want profit.
You want profit.
Saiya: No I do not! I... I want the twisted, old fogeys from the surface who only wish to gamble to go!
Catena: Saiya, that's prejudice.
Saiya: ... Heh. Let me guess... you're lapdogging it to the Frump, am I right?
Catena: Honestly, I kind of want to whack his head.
Kreg: (quick catena does he care about mario maybe we can tell him it's for mario's sake)
Catena: (I dunno, he's too edgy to care)
Spooker: (His wingspan is really large)
Catena: But...yeah, I guess we are his lapdogs for the moment.
Kind of a crummy place we're in, honestly.
Kreg: I really hate that word
Spooker: Can I be a lapbunny instead?
Saiya: Heh... He's just gonna use you.
Kreg: spooker I don't know what that is but no
Catena: I am fully aware of that, as a matter of fact.
Wanda: (We're clearly not getting anywhere here)
Shrody: If he does end up not holding up his end of our bargain, we'll just beat him up until he does.
Saiya: But if this is the day Frump's gonna come after us... Then we have no choice to settle it in the only honorable way.
Wanda: A one-on-one duel?
Kreg: I hope so, this footing is a little rough
Catena: Is that what we're doing?
Saiya: A duel. I request it.
Catena: well, ok, I guess
Saiya: None of you are to interfere, and none of my brothers will interfere as well.
Blitzin' Brad: The lose must commit sudoku, bro
Blitzin' Brad: Numbers are hard
Kreg: Wanda you fall to a stiff breeze
Shrody: Wanda, what can you even do? Once you're out of FP, you're worthless in battle.
Kreg: are you REALLY sure
Catena: What do you guys think? Should Wanda do the thing?
I could do it, too.
Kreg: Hell I could manage it too but
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, this guy doesn't even lift
Blitzin' Brad: Let B-rad take this little nerd's lunch money
Wanda: Yes, hello. Saiya, was it? I accept the duel.
Kreg: this is either going to end well or terribly
Saiya: Are you sure
you would like to duel...
me?
Spooker: I'd like to vote for Kreg
Catena: Hey, Wanda! For the record!!
Wanda: Yes, I think I can take you.
Saiya: I commend your honor. But foolishness only guarantees swift defeat.
Catena: That katana is like super bizarre and fueled by edginess.
You better watch out!
Kreg: Spooker I appreciate the gesture but it's a little late
Kreg: You should probably grab some popcorn from... actually how the hell DO you grab things from nowhere
is there like
a portal in your mouth
how do you eat
PrinceShroob tries to pick up a general power level reading on Saiya.
Spooker: I have no idea how it works! ^.^!
fair enough
Saiya backs up and strikes a pose. Prepare for what you're up against.
Saiya: Except I said that.
It's me.
Spooker: A scientist told me how it worked once but it confused me so I forgot
Spooker: But that is a good idea!
Shrody: Dude has a power level of 288.
Kreg: ...what does that mean
Blitzin' Brad: That's like, almost 10!
Kreg: what's a relative number
Spooker pulls out a bag of popcorn tand then devours the entire thing at once
Saiya: May I learn your name?
Catena: Also, Wanda! For the record!!
Shrody: I'm just measuring his power level. I'm not actually doing anything to interfere in the fight.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Shrody.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Wanda.
beeoi h.: 288 is less than Goku had at the beginning of DBZ, but more than Piccolo
Shrody: Also, as a point of reference, Wanda's Power level is 204.
Catena: He has this super samurai tryhard persona I'm not even sure is even relevant.
...what's my power level
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Kreggles.
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, what's B-rad's?
Spooker: Oh, I wanna know mine too ^.^
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Spooker.
Shrody: Spooker's is 216.
Catena: Spooker is stronger than Wanda?
Shrody: I...can't really get a reading on Brad. He's too close to Spooker.
Spooker: But that seems kinda high... <.>
Shrody: Yeah, shocking ain't it?
Blitzin' Brad lightly sets his bro down
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Blitzin' Brad.
Blitzin' Brad: Bro. Read me.
But be warned, I'm mysterious-like
Shrody: Brad's Power level is 0.
Catena: gimme my reading, I must be the highest or second highest.
Wanda: My name is Wanda. As you can probably tell, I'm a Dark Boo, and while I am rather taken aback by many of the tendencies of my race I would be ashamed to be seen again if I passed up a chance to send one of you bloody dark
KOOPAS to hell.
Zap: Brad's power level should be Football
Shrody: Kidding. It's actually 195.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Catena.
Saiya: ... Wow. Edginess worthy of my own.
Layze: guys was that edgy enough
Catena: that garbage is defective and you know it
Layze: that was about as good as I could manage
Saiya: Perhaps you are worthy after all.
Kreg: ha I'm stronger than you catena
Blitzin' Brad: Brad's calling BS bro
Shrody: Whatever. Power levels are BS anyways.
Catena: Good luck, Wanda!
Spooker: Ya, I'm pretty sure Brad's power level is probably Football or something like that
Kreg: yeah true if we discuss power levels we're likely to be here all day
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative son
[MUSIC] "Vipers, Smokes, and Gusts"
Kreg: then we'll discuss whether or not someone is more powerful than a freezer and no one wants that
Keiki (GM): Well. Just Wanda.
Layze: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: I'm behind you all the way even though I like Saiya way more than you!
Saiya: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg: I'm neutral on this fight!!
Shrody: He's even faster than Spooker.
Blitzin' Brad: This guy's gonna make Wanda his bushido bitch
Layze: HE'S PICKING UP SO MUCH SPEED
Catena does some weird dance moves as a cheer or w/e
Spooker: What's a bushido?
don't worry about it
Blitzin' Brad: Some kinda weird Japanese shrub or something
Layze: is it still his turn orrrr
Saiya steps into the shadows!
Saiya reappears behind Wanda, dealing
16 damage!
Catena: As I said, good luck, Wanda!
Blitzin' Brad: WANDA, USE A HOLOGRAM
Saiya: Pssssh.... Nothin' personnel... kid...
Layze: I was kinda counting on at least one turn
Kreg: oh jeeze I don't really like her but no one deserves THAT
Keiki (GM): Hold on. I kinda made that macro hasty.
Zap: Activated Assassinate
Shrody: That wasn't a battle, that was a sl"augh"terfest.
Layze: my whole plan going into this fight was "he can't possibly do 13 damage in a single turn"
Keiki (GM) steps into the shadows!
Keiki (GM) reappears behind Wanda, dealing
11 damage!
Layze: ok so is that the canon damage roll now
Saiya: This isn't even 20% of my power!
Kreg: no seriously are we SURE it was a good idea to let her do this
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, Brad offered to fights
Just sayin'
Wanda: Hmph. Ow. No matter, I win.
Kreg: Brad if he goes airborne you're hosed
Wanda attempts to use Outta Sight!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena: Maybe she'll learn something about not going headfirst into anything.
Blitzin' Brad: I mean, it's not like Catena and I do a majority of our damage or anything
Shrody: ...What is the point of going invisible?
Wanda is transparent now!
Wanda grabs Wanda, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
7 turns.
Catena: Brad, this is a thing about honor.
Kreg: yeah but who inspires you to do more brad
Catena: Or something, I dunno.
beeoi h.: What is this, the holocaust
...wiat what
Blitzin' Brad: You got me there, bro.
beeoi h.: that was a completely stupid reference
Blitzin' Brad: B-rad is nothing without his bros
Kreg: now what the HELL is wanda doing
Saiya: ... Ah, going to run, I see.
beeoi h.: Not allowed to swear in mario
Saiya: Well, shall I wait this one off?
Blitzin' Brad: My virgin ears
I'm not participating.
Kreg: ...wait she wouldn't
SHE WOULDN'T
WANDA DON'T
Saiya: I'm waiting for this darling sneak attack, Wanda.
Wanda attempts to use Lightning Arc!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda blasts Saiya with an arc of lightning, dealing
6 damage! It jumps to
4 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
3 damage!
Blitzin' Brad: Bro, that's like, dishonorable.
Layze: It jumps back and forth between two of these nearby koopas to hit him two more times
Keiki (GM): That seems low for some reason.
Shrody: Brad, there's something you should know about Wanda.
Shrody: SHE'S THE LEAST HONORABLE GHOST BITCH IN EXISTENCE!
Catena: By the way, Shrody.
Blitzin' Brad: Man, I'm kinda getting those vibes bro
Catena: ...Why are you still wearing that dress?
The plan is over.
Shrody: ...I don't understand the question.
Blitzin' Brad: Catena, bro
He has tons of fun pretending to be a girl :)
Layze: I suppose those two I just pinged
Keiki (GM): Shit, missed it.
So just back and forth between them? Starting with Saiya?
Acre: Wanda would attack everyone but the actual fighter in a one-on-one duel.
Shrody: No way that did enough damage.
Layze: ranged attacks don't turn off outta sight
Blitzin' Brad: Hey bros, I just made up a new word for how dead Wanda's about to be
It's like boned, but with a bro twist
Wanda's
PrinceShroob: Who told you that, layze?
Blitzin' Brad: wait for it
broned
Layze: that's how it's worked since this campaign started
Kreg: I thought it'd be "Booned"
Layze: if the rule suddenly changed I guess I'm turbo fucked
:v
PrinceShroob: No. How it worked is that once you attacked, your Outta Sight gets deactivated.
Keiki (GM): Finally did some basic math
ok well
I'm gonna go get some alcohol
Wizzy: I know this because I hammer tossed and lost it
Zap: Ya, Outta sight got a nerf so hard it's basically a worthless spell
Wizzy: well it's useful for what it was in the actual game
Wizzy: for charged up attacks
Acre: Outta Sight works exactly how it should.
Acre: Otherwise it's the most borked thing ever.
Zap: That doesn't mean it's entirely helpful
Layze: last I knew the rule was you could attack while invisible but not move
Keiki (GM): Yeah, no, that's never been a thing
Acre: That's why you should pay attention.
PrinceShroob: ffs, layze, this has been brought up MULTIPLE times.
Saiya utilizes inner Power on Wanda!
Saiya: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
u did it
Saiya: How petty. You zapped my own man.
Saiya slices Wanda with his katana, dealing
9 damage!
Zap: Really should be able to redo that but I guess we live with it
Catena: Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming.
Blitzin' Brad: Bro-jime mashite
Wizzy: it's funnier this way imo
Blitzin' Brad: watashi wa BRAD
Saiya: This travesty. This isn't honor.
Blitzin' Brad: BURITZINU BURADU
Saiya: I don't care who you are. You don't spit in the face of honor.
Kreg: I'd say I felt bad but she really deserved that.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Well
lemme get her
Blitzin' Brad commits sudoku
Blitzin' Brad: Hey bros, help me place this 9
Saiya: Go tell the Dons. The Gusts will not back down.
Layze: see I'm 100% certain it used to work the way I said, because I used to use it on Esmond so he and I could both keep attacking while safe
I forgot it got changed
And then you guys turned visible.
Catena: Do you think you can maybe take down the mafia?
Keiki (GM): I specifically remember that same conflict.
Oh well.
Wanda being an overconfident ass and getting wrecked is pretty fitting anyway.
Saiya looks at Kreg in the corner of his eye.
Catena: Because, maybe it is time to ake that Frump guy down a peg.
Saiya: I don't want to see her again.
Keiki (GM): beb, going to the bathroom
Kreg carries her back over
Kreg: anyone have a mushroom
Spooker pulls out a
Super Shroom !
Spooker can either use it this turn or store it in his bag, provided it's not full.
Spooker gives the Super Shroom to Kreg
Kreg: ...gross, but she won't really know will she
Zap: That was actually exactly what I wanted for once
Layze: wouldn't you need a life shroom
Kreg: well if we do cake can inform us
Zap: Hopefully out of battle anything works
PrinceShroob: Yeah, seriously.
Kreg: SAID I TO THE HEAVENS
PrinceShroob: Also, Cake is in the bathroom.
Zap: Which would have been hilarious
Layze: anyway while I've managed to embarass myself out-of-character, I'm at least not opposed to what happened in-character
it's about time she got what she deserved
Wizzy: reminder that Brad and Kreg are the tanks of the group
PrinceShroob: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Wizzy: Brad actually distracts shit and does buttloads of damage
Wizzy: Kreg just helps others
Acre: I only deal damage.
Wizzy: and I really plan on having him help others more like that
Acre: it's my character trait
Layze: did kreg carry wanda back over there with him
Wizzy: once more layze has taken a super risk with a character and gotten them in super trouble
rip
Catena: Yeah, Saiya. I propose we team up and knock Frump and Booru down a peg.
...if that's alright with the rest of you all too I guess
Keiki (GM): I'm back. Hm.
Layze: to be fair this wasn't a super risk, this is just me doing something dumb as a result of not knowing he rules
Kreg: (what about the third group catena)
Keiki (GM): I think the only problem is that's something Down But Not Out does.
Catena: Yeah, we can take them down too
Blitzin' Brad: Would this super-honorable ninja bro take traitors on his glorious samurai warpath?
Keiki (GM): Wanda is unconscious but babbling about... things she babbles about.
Catena: Why not, it's not like they are nice guys.
Keiki (GM): She just sorta floats around defeated.
Wizzy: So Wanda's not battle ready until we... go to a toad house?
Keiki (GM): So yes, she needs a Life Shroom or a good rest.
Blitzin' Brad: A ronin who betrays his master must commit seppuku
IT IS THE SAMURAI WAY
Brad.
Acre: Or she gets 1 HP after the fight if we win
Wizzy: ...I forget are life shrooms even available in town
Keiki (GM): The Casino may act as a good place to rest.
Shrody: A Ronin is someone who doesn't HAVE a master.
Blitzin' Brad: Because he betrayed him
Wizzy: only Kreg and Brad do
Acre: I'm pretty sure I did it before
Zap: Ah, what should we do with the shroom then? XD
Acre: but whatever, I guess! Rules can change.
Wizzy: it's different now
deal with it
Keiki (GM): Keep the shroom.
Layze: you specificalyl said "if we win"
Kreg notices the shroom isn't taking
Acre: I can't believe Wanda is fukken dead
Layze: now note the situation
Acre: well, I did say "or"
So!
I am fully aware of the situation
WOW YOU'RE SUCH A JERK WO WOW WOW GOSH WOW
Kreg: Spooker is this gonna like... vanish or something
Layze: so anyway then a red flower guy appears and now I get to spend the rest of the session playing a non-insufferable character right???
Kreg: this shroom you pulled out of space
Kreg: okay just take it back
Spooker takes it back and puts it away in his storage which is somewhere
Kreg: and don't keep it in your mouth
Spooker has a handy dandy backpack for that sorta thing.
Wizzy: for reference cake the super shroom we had was from Spooker's ability
so
Zap: Ya, so I can use it or keep it
stuff
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. 4 FP is used because, despite it being out in the world and you're not in combat, you are generating an item.
Also applies to heals.
Kreg: we let this situation get out of our control huh
Saiya: Is your business finished here?
Catena: ok gang, he's what I think
Frump is an insufferable cretin
Can we beat him up instead and get the patch?
Shrody: I highly doubt Saiya is willing to work with us after what Wanda did.
Blitzin' Brad: But bro. Fight a legit businessman, or some criminal scum
Kreg: and even so as much as I hate to admit it we'd have to get Wanda healed up first
Blitzin' Brad: Let B-rad at them. I'm a master of Bro-Fu...TBALL
Spooker: To be fair I don't think that casino is actually legal either
don't heal wanda
lemme just sit her and get drunk and watch
you guys keep doing your thing
Kreg: Catena how about we just go check out the final group before we decide who to finish off, alright
?
Catena: I mean, we could.
Blitzin' Brad: The last rude-dude is the fart guy.
Catena: If Saiya wants to help, maybe we could do some sneaking ambush.
Blitzin' Brad: I don't know about you bros
But I don't like the scent of farts much
Catena: That's honorable in some practices.
Kreg: I think we should let this cool over for a bit
Blitzin' Brad: Silent but deadly
Like these ninja bros
Blitzin' Brad: IT'S A FARTING CONSPIRACY
Bro
Spooker: Ya, I'm not looking forward to being anywhere near that group... <.>
Blitzin' Brad: We gotta take down the fart gang
Catena: and even though he's like shogun edgelord, he's an ok guy.
Kreg: spooker no offense but do you even have a nose
Well I can smell things
Catena: But, sure, let's go check out those smokes if you want.
Spooker: Maybe I use my tongue to smell like a snake???
Kreg: Yes but Catena after someone goes and attacks your group are you really going to just willingly ally yourselves with them
Spooker: Wait is that true I don't really pay attention in school
Catena: What do you know about diplomacy?
Blitzin' Brad: Spooker, better ask Encyclopedia Brown over there
Kreg: Quite a bit, actually.
Blitzin' Brad points to Shrodes
Encyclopedia Purple
Blitzin' Brad: Encyclopedia Brown's geekier crossdressing younger brother
at
does that
Shrody: Yes, Snakes smell with their tongues.
Spooker: He isn't even looking at us ;~;
Blitzin' Brad: Encyclopedia Brown, bro. Boy detective.
Layze: cake why are the kopas on lower levels he same size as everyone else
Keiki (GM): So, heading to the... "Smokes"
Layze: they're like 30 feet down
Catena: smoking hot babes and etc
Keiki (GM): I thought about that.
Keiki (GM): But it kinda looked like shit.
Acre: They are just big koopas
Layze: os that why we're all double size on this map
Wanda: shit tje ficl up wizzy leave me alone im drinking
Catena: She's unconscious you dork.
what
Too much edge for one day.
Deducing that the group is unwelcome, they leave and head to take care of business.
Kreg: what the heck is a "wizzy
"
Keiki (GM): Where to? Casino or The_Heap?
Acre: we don't need no wanda
Zap: Spooker would love capture the flag
Kreg carries Wanda I guess
beeoi h.: Yo that's a Garbodor
Catena: A trash heap. Who would've though.
t
The group roll into a junkyard. It seems rather empty.
Layze: oh shit it's garvodor
Gassy: Ooh! Ooh! ooh! Visitors!
Catena: Is Gassy around here?
...He's here.
ok
Gassy belches loudly and waves at the group.
Gassy: Welcome to the Smokes' pad. It's great here.
Kreg: (psst shrody, intel)
Spooker: I'll stay over here
Shrody attempts to identify Gassy with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena: But thanks for the welcome.
Spooker closes his mouth tightly, which is basically never does
Spooker it doesn't seem to help
Catena: I heard you were the boss of some gang...?
Shrody notices that the cloud that Gassy rides on is a Bokura, a particularly rare type of monster.
Shrody: A Bokura! Sheesh, do you ever listen!?
Layze: sorry but htats not a clud is a dq slime
this is a fuckin slime knight
Acre: That's a thing from SMRPG, right?
PrinceShroob: Sorry layze, I can't understand your drunk speech.
Acre: how did those thing operate again
like, super high hp or immune to attacks
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Gassy.
Gassy: What brings you circus rejects around these parts?
Acre: or had to be revealed with something, I forgot
Layze: fificl what'd i do
Catena: Looking for some Gassy dude.
there's no way i got drunk this fast
Kreg: ...did you just call us "circus rejects"
Catena: Are you this gassy dude?
Gassy: I think I'm the guy.
Gassy: A few of you certainly have a way with color coordination.
Kreg: Shouldn't you have a... gang?
Catena: Hey. we sorta heard that you're someone against law and order.
where are they
Gassy: I do when I need it most.
Catena: (why are you doing this)
Gassy: Anyway. I like keepin' things humble. Whatcha need, friendo?
Kreg: Stop attacking casino goers.
That's it really
Catena: Or anyone, really.
Gassy: Attacking! I see it as
accomodating!
Shrody: Nevertheless, we would like it if you would halt all assaults on people passing by.
Gassy: Me and my compatriots... we help the surface-goers on their tour through the undercity!
Spooker: I don't know what that word means ^.^
Layze: oh shit it's a lakitu
ok i get it now
Kreg: ...by stealing from them
is that just the friendly way of "taking their luggage"
"lightening their load"
Gassy: Huh? Oh, we give it back, just to be sure.
Gassy belches and scratches his crude hair.
Kreg: wait so you take their money
then give it back
...why
Catena: Does he even take their money?
Do you?
Gassy: We take their money and put it in the casino!
Catena: This is a good cop bad cop scenario, for the record.
Gassy: I mean, that's where it was gonna go, right?
that's not
this guy
like mhim
i like
Catena: I think it's obvious.
It's pretty clear this guy is just an insufferable cretin.
HEY BRAD
Kreg: DO YOU PLAY DEFENSE
Spooker: Does he use it to gamble or just give it to the casino?
Blitzin' Brad: What can B-rad do for you
Catena: Honestly, he takes he money and I doubt he just gives it to the casino.
Blitzin' Brad: IS IT TIME TO TACKLE
Gassy: Heh... just what I thought.
BRO
NOT DELAY BLITZ
Gassy pounds a button on his Bokura's recliner.
Catena: If there is an ulterior moive, I'm not seeing it.
Kreg: Catena this is a guy you're not reasoning with
Catena: Yeah, Spooker kind of is not a guy you try t reason with.
Kreg: He won't see that the people go there to spend their own money, not have it taken and put through the casino for them
Cody C.: it might be my shitty internet but I'm not seeing this guy's token
Keiki (GM): Initiating? Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] "Vipers, Smokes, and Gusts"
Cody C. takes initiative!
Cody C.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Brad: Only that was me
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Cody C.: but seriously he's not showing up
Gassy: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Cody C.: i just see the chair
Acre: He the green thing on the chair
Oh.
nice 1
Cody C.: let me reload real quick
Acre: This is why group 1 may be better than group 2, they probably will get the first attack
Layze: i had to go downstairs for a bit what happenjd
why ae we fighting this guy
and be we i mean you
alright
PrinceShroob: The real question is why didn't this fight happen sooner?
Acre: layze you've never been the kind of people that make good decisions while drunk
Cody C.: how far can i move and still attack
Acre: on literally just one glass of alcohol
Wizzy: he's an insane idiot
PrinceShroob: As if she ever made good decisions while sober.
Blitzin' Brad: IT'S GO TIME
Acre: gimme delish music you ugh
Blitzin' Brad grapples with an oil drum, sending an oil drum to the ground, dealing
12 damage! an oil drum is now pinned, and must make a Recover check to escape!
Acre: I don't think the oil drum can recover from that
PrinceShroob: What did that poor oil drum ever do to you?
Keiki (GM): ... Which one did you want to grapple?
omg
i cant
Layze: why aos there and oi drum
Keiki (GM): Hey Layze. Go drink water.
(catena)
Acre: Do your shody thing
PrinceShroob: (your move)
fiiiiiine
Shrody attempts to identify Gassy with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Keiki (GM): Or if you're just hamming it for additional effect you could also take acting classes man
Wizzy: no she just can't hold a drink
Cody C.: why would anyone want to drink over mario roleplaying
That's a Gassy. HP is
13, FP is
8, Attack is
7, and Defense is
4.
Layze: I can't into aclohlo
alcohol
Only 13 HP?
Seriously?
beeoi h.: His power level is...185, I'd say
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Gassy.
Acre: tell me more juicy deets
Acre: I wanna know all the dirt
Layze: why is shrody still wearing a dress
Gassy is riding a volatile cloud that creates Podobos with any fire damage! Be careful in how you attack.
beeoi h.: Where the fuck are you getting these readings because you just said this thing is stronger than nearly all of your team
Keiki (GM): Shrody has a DBZ scouter.
Layze: ut;s a good thing the person who uses fire is dead
Catena: This is clearly a bad idea, but whatever. It's a dumb battle anyway
Catena utilizes inner Power on Gassy!
Catena: rolling 12d6>4
= 6 Successes
Acre lunges out and chomps Gassy, dealing
10 damage.
A mysterious voice saying "In, at, or to this place or position" sounds off.
Wizzy: awww his little cloud is adorable
Catena: woo we won like wow
Spooker: Was... was that really it?
beeoi h.: Told you that reading was way off
Keiki (GM): He still has HP left son
ffs
beeoi h.: I'm gonna tell you what every DBZ villain ever said when they get a reading they don't like: your scouter isn't working correctly
Acre: Did Brad not do anything?
Keiki (GM): I mean, it's still pretty bad, buuut.
Zap: My ranged attack is still Attack(Power) right?
Shrody: Wait, I thought his max HP is 13?
Wizzy: brad already had an attack
then I dealt 10
so I dunno
Keiki (GM): ... Noooo. He had 13 HP left.
Zap utilizes inner Power on Gassy!
Zap: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Ops
Acre: Well, if you say Left, I could just assume you mean your left side.
Gassy tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Gassy: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre: I don't even know GOSH I'M DUCK ON WATER WHAT AM IEVEN DOING HAHS
Spooker pulls out
a hammer from Hammerspace and throws it at Gassy, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Acre: did I just say duck instead of drunk
Wizzy: there's the last 3
Gassy is defeated under the dude pile!
not exactly odd tbh
The Ruff Puffs high tail it!
Cody C.: guise im drinkng sprite tehe dnt hit on me silly boys
Shrody: Wait, what Ruff Puffs?
Gassy:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
15
|
| Coins: |
9
|
Wanda pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Layze: are you making fun of me
eat shit
Acre: gimme that level mmmmmmm
Keiki (GM): Wanda's kinda unconscious. Sooo.
: rolling 1t[NamesG2]
= 0
: rolling 1t[UndercityLoot]
= 0
Catena: Well, let's take him to the don.
Gassy: Oof... You guys show no quarter!
Spooker: .me keeps his distance
Gassy: Where my Ruff Puffs at? The Smokes? They just... leave?
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn, thanks to the Happy Heart badge.
Gassy: Eugh... What do you want?
Shrody whacks Gassy with the butt of his Ray Gun.
was gonna be a BIT nicer but that works
Catena: He's not a guy you reason with.
Whatever, let's just send him to the don.
And figure out what to do with Saiya
Gassy falls unconscious, adding to the pile of unconscious figures to take to the Don.
Spooker: I don't like this place
Can we go now? ;~;
To the Don I guess?
Keiki (GM): You guys heading back to Don Booru or Don Frump?
... You'd probably have to pass by Don Booru at least.
Acre: I thought we were gic¿ving them to Booru
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PrinceShroob: ...Dammit Acre, don't tell me you're drunk too.
wow
Catena: Hey, Don, we got a second mob boss
Layze: haha the guy';s still a chicken
did they not notice that
no
we got two mob bosses
Also, they did notice, layze.
happened
when they saw it
PrinceShroob: Pretty much nothing, tbh.
Don Booru: Youse got some gangsters for me?
Acre: Shrody tried to accuse Wanda, but Booru did nothing since he had no conclusive proof or whatever
Layze: give hima wan da and say she's the third one
PrinceShroob: You're welcome.
Don Booru: Well well well, I was doubtful of the old Frump's new contracts, but you have a way with words
and fists.
Spooker: Oh ya, do you where were we could rest? ;.;
Don Booru: Except uh... I only see two.
Catena: Do you need more than two?
Don Booru: What happened to the third guy? He get vaporized or somethins?
Layze: just sleep on the subway train lije a bunch of hobos
Catena: Probably? He sorta...left.
Maybe?
Kreg: Look, does it matter?
Shrody: No, he's still around.
Kreg: We've got to rest right now
Catena: good shrody, always so honest
Don Booru: He's... He's still around.
Shrody: Well, lying isn't gonna help us!
Don Booru pats Shrodelley on the head.
Don Booru: I like this dame. She loyal
and honest.
Blitzin' Brad: You should give that ass a pat, bro
Catena: Well, I didn't exactly lie either.
Layze: is he sreally stull whoring himself out to this guy
lmao
PrinceShroob: Hey, whatever works, works.
Don Booru pats Shrodelley on the ass for a good game.
so
Kreg: But yeah Don Booru we really need a rest spot and for you to not touch our members like that
Catena: Strategic meeting, guys.
Layze: please rate shrody's ass on a scale of ne to 10
Catena: Fine, let's get wanda up and ready to go.
Don Booru: Why can't the rest of youse be honest? You think youse tough, but you ain't got honest mouths.
Layze: or did he stuff for tje girly disguise
seems like something he'd do
Kreg: CAN WE NOT HAVE THIS
Catena: I said he left somewhere.
Kreg: WE NEED OUR MAGE BACK UP
Catena: I didn't say he left for good
Don Booru: Anyways... I'll report dis to da boss.
Two out of three... Eh.
Go, get on. Take your hussy boo, too.
Catena: Yeah, but they are like the weakest of the bunch, aren't they?
Layze: i like to imagine wanda's just sorta disintegerated into ghost mist when she got ko'd
so you're just carrying around her hat
Don Booru takes care of DB Goomba and Gassy.
PrinceShroob: So did any of us level up?
Wizzy: if kreg is carrying the hat can he just have it on
Layze: i ythink catena did
Wizzy: just on top of his helmet
Layze: yes but only if cake sprtites it
Keiki (GM): Seems like an end of a session as well as any.
