The group enters the long glass tube leading up to the golden palace. Inside, a platform on rails takes them inside the dome.
[MUSIC] Y-Casino
Acre: oh, I know a nice meme
CHARACTER STUFF HGGNR
Why Casino.
Yux: Greetings. I am a security drone for the Y-Casino.
Your names?
Catena: Hello, friendly bouncer (?)
Blitzin' Brad slaps the security drone's ass
Spooker: Do Yux have butts?
Yux: 1st warning given: No sexual harassment of the security Yuxes.
Catena: carratena dimaggio von hester
Blitzin' Brad buys the drone dinner first so it has no right to complain
Catena: Haha, your name is Kostello.
Yux: Warning revoked. Please note that the Yux Security System will issue three warnings before rueful termination.
Catena: nice name, for a DWEEB. I guess
maybe not
I will fight you
Shrody: ...What's so funny about "Kostello?"
Yux: Carratena, Kostello, Shrodelley, and Spooker, may you present your passes?
Catena: wow, violence in the party
Don Booru sort of took them?
who even had the pass
Yux: Don Booru... Don Booru...
Kreg: didn't he just give us them
Yux: My apologies. Shrodelley? Don Booru gave word. You may enter Y-Casino.
Blitzin' Brad tries to use the ticket scanner to make a copy of his ass, like a joyful young office worker.
Blitzin' Brad: Let's go, bros!
Kreg: C'mon... Shrodelley
Catena but whys the casino
Kreg does not Y-ne but just enters
Catena: Nice empty casino.
Hello!
Y-naut Bunny: Tee hee! Hello! You seem like first timers.
Blitzin' Brad: Hey there, sweet thing
Catena: I am a first timer of the casino experience.
Blitzin' Brad: Babe, has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes? They're like, two big pools of something.
Y-naut Bunny: Ooh, you guys are a bit more rugged than the typical patron.
Y-naut Bunny: Anyway, welcome to the Y-Casino!
Catena: What...do we do in this casino that might not be in every other casino?
Y-naut Bunny: We offer a healthy range of facilities here! A theatre, a pool, a food court, and let's not forget...
The gambling floor!
Blitzin' Brad: Find angels like this, obviously
PrinceShroob: So, can we actually do casino like stuff here?
(tattle this... thing)
Shrody attempts to identify Y-naut Bunny with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre: that's a nice way of saying gambling
"casino like stuff"
Spooker: The pool sounds fun :33
Lady Bow says I'm not allowed to gamble ;.;
The Y-naut Bunny seems familiar to Shrody. It resembles Esmond, who was himself an X-naut.
Catena: Everyone is allowed to gamble.
What is LIFE but a daily gamble
The Bunny seems like she's suited to service things that aren't in a magical realm sort of thing.
PrinceShroob: ...Okay, why is it important that the Y-naut looks familiar to Shrody if it's just because they look like Esmond?
Wizzy: they're the same species!!
Hello. Again.
I'll get to the point.
PATCH
PrinceShroob: So are Spooker and Wanda, but that's not very important either.
Blitzin' Brad: Wait a minute, that Yux
Shrody spies with his little eye something brown.
Shrody attempts to identify with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 3 Successes
...
That was to that little brown thing over there.
Y-naut Bunny: Whoa, quit zooming in on my features! What is this, CSI Miami?
...
It seems to be a Monty Mole. It seems to be an elderly patron, but nothing else is known.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on Lord Fast II.
"Dagnabbit! Lost again... this is rigged, I tells ya."
Catena: Well, I guess just blurting PATCH out like a goof is gonna work.
Catena: I just need to believe.
Shrody: Oh great. That scammer prince guy is here too.
Y-naut Bunny: Oh! You must be talking about our prize!
Catena: Oh. Yeah. I guess. Prizes.
Y-naut Bunny: Keep this under wraps, but we have a new, top casino prize now!
Kreg: but how do we win it
Catena: Is it like a patch with pretty images on it?
Y-naut Bunny: You betcha! How'd you know?
Catena: I have my sources.
Shrody: He's very savvy about this kind of thing.
Catena: But yeah, I don't know how to win it, though.
Y-naut Bunny: This Terra Patch is an ancient artifact worth a lot! And it can be yours for... 500 Y-Coins!
What are Y-Coins, you ask?
Catena: Why coins, though.
Catena: Is it a metaphor for gambling?
Y-naut Bunny: The Y-Casino uses its own tokens. Y-Coins! For every 5 coins, you can get a Y-Coin!
Catena: "why coins, why must you be so finicky"
Ah.
Alright guys, fess up 2500 coins.
Catena: Kreg probably has that much money.
Kreg: what makes you think we have that much money
or anywhere CLOSE to that much
Shrody: I don't even have a tenth of that.
Catena: Well, let's not yell at the public we are losers with no money.
thanks
Spooker: There isn't that many people here
Y-naut Bunny: Hm, surely you have some coinage if you were allowed inside here.
PrinceShroob: I'm actually kinda upset that layze ain't here because Wanda would probably get something from that Lord Vast guy.
Y-naut Bunny: This facility is actually rather exclusive.
Keiki (GM): I would have loved to see it too.
Kreg: Well of course we have SOME money we just
well uh
Catena: Well, I GUESS we are kind of penny pinchers in a way.
The sound of someone cheering can be heard.
PrinceShroob: Is it Lord Vast?
Kreg is curious what noise that was
Lord Fast II: Won again! Won again! I'll get that money back, easily!
is he really
Catena: tell me that some guy or girl either way got money
Kreg: Anyway let's stop hogging the front desk guys and gal
Y-naut Bunny: You could always try playing yourself. It's 5 coins for every Y-coin.
Catena: I will buy one y-coin.
And just one.
Y-naut Bunny: If you want to play, each machine takes 1 coin, or three coin if you want to play with three rows.
Kreg: I wanna have a look around first, if you don't mind.
Y-naut Bunny: Feel free to explore our many facilities! Tee hee!
Shrody comes upon a large, mechanical door.
Zap: My friends tricked me, I'll be distracted for a bit
Kreg: Uh... sir, don't we know you from somewhere?
Keiki (GM): Just tell them no means no.
Acre: Your friends tricked you into paying attention to them.
Zap: I'm playing a game they need four people to play
Oh yeah, I'm the guy. Lord FVast. Vast.
Lord Fast II looks worriedly at Kreg.
Lord Fast II: You aren't a collector, are you?
I swear I'll get the money! There's just one thing I need to win here!
I just seem to recall us meeting you somewhere
Lord Fast II: It's probably nothing! Nothing at all.
Kreg: Someone who was traveling with us gave you money, you gave her a bag, as I recall?
Lord Fast II: Yes. An equal trade. Sounds like it.
Kreg: So you're trying to rebuild your castle by gambling
That sounds highly ill-advised.
Lord Fast II: ... I may be!
We'll see who's laughing when I have a towering, monstrously awesome castle!
bye then
Y-naut Techie looks at Catena.
Y-naut Techie: Do I know you?
Catena: I dunno. do I know you?
Y-naut Techie: One of the machines broken?
Probably.
Y-naut Techie nods knowingly.
Catena: The one behind me.
Shrody examines each of the machines
Catena: I inserted a coin an...nothing happened.
Y-naut Techie: Seems unfortunate. Stopped lever?
Y-naut Techie: Maybe it was just...
janky.
You fill me?
Catena: Are you saying this casino is in the shambles?
Blitzin' Brad leans up against this machine, giving it a knock like the Fonz trying to start some sweet tunes.
The machine takes one or three coins. It has three columns with symbols that can match up.
Keiki (GM): Make a coolness check, Cody!
Keiki (GM): By the way. This is an exercise in how to do checks.
Just do # Coolness for your stat.
With no space!
While selecting your character, too.
Sidestepper tries to be cool.
Sidestepper: rolling (6+6)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Sorta.
Cody C.: I put my equip score right?
Kreg: acre you do not have 12 coolness what the hell
Keiki (GM): You put 0. This is for other bonuses I tell you!
Blitzin' Brad tries to be cool.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
Keiki (GM): Like if you're a Buzzy Beetle and I think you climb a lot, you put 1.
Literally not cool
Brad tries to change the song.
[MUSIC] Theme of Love
Bullion: Oh, I know this song!
Catena: That's casino music alright.
Kreg: ...what in the world IS this
Bullion: ... What the heck is this.
Kreg: I think that's a recorder actually
Catena: Might as well be a kazoo by how awful it sounds.
Catena: I kid. Kazoos are great.
Y-naut Bunny: What... what did you do?
Turn that garbage off!
Catena: Anyway, we gotta guess mad y-coins or whatever.
Catena: and I got inspired by this garbage music.
Y-naut Bunny: It... It just keeps going!
Kreg: Don't you wanna check out the ~facilities~
[MUSIC] Y-Casino
Keiki (GM): Anyone else going?
Blitzin' Brad: WHERE THE BROS GOES, THE BRAD FOLLOWS
Keiki (GM): I'll be right back!
Wizzy: and now a commercial break
Catena: hrrrg my fauxpirate sense are telling there are a lot of crosses
more than one sense
Catena: my sixth seventh and eighth sense are just used to find an X on the floor
huh
Catena: This place sure looks fancy and shiny.
Kreg immediately wants to dig up this X
Catena immediately grants that wish
Kreg is drilled into the ground, and finds a bean!
Maybe beans are worth 500 y-coins.
Remind me to check.
Several Toadsbrook citizens, of the upper income level at that, are lounging about.
A Y-naut Bunny comes around, serving drinks and such.
Toadbrook Goomba: Watch this! It's my Blooper Dive!
Toadbrook Goomba flails around as he jumps into the water.
Kreg: well it certainly was a blooper
thx
Spooker looks in the pool for spare y-coins
Keiki (GM): Smarts check!
Blitzin' Brad starts thinking to himself about whether or not it would be possible to suplex the water out of the pool to impress these hot babes
Zap: How do I do that again?
Blitzin' Brad must solve the whole water conundrum thing. It being all visceral and all.
No space!
Spooker uses some smarts.
Spooker: rolling (5+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker sees a glint in the pool!
Kreg is already looking for new places to explore
There are two entrances on the west and east. At least you think those are your cardinal directions this far underground.
Shrody tries to look for loot in the trees.
Kreg tries going East(???)
Blitzin' Brad suplexes the goddamn water
Keiki (GM): Smarts check!
Catena: kreg. remember not to rush to new places without thinking.
Spooker jumps into the water to get whatever was glittering
Kreg: screw you catena you're not my mother
Catena: You might find displeasing things.
Shrody: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Did I do that right?
Brad suplexes the water. Unfortunately, he can't seem to grab water, and dives into the water with Spooker.
Water is like, a dick
Catena: Wow, those two were eager to jump.
Shrody finds a Turtley Leaf growing off of a tree!
It pops up like a weed sometimes.
Keiki (GM): Anyone else going east?
I'm not thinking either.
Spooker successfully grabs a Y-coin and finds Brad underwater.
PrinceShroob: Does going East lead to a new map?
Acre: why don't we find out
Keiki (GM): Another room.
Cody C.: We loop around to the west door
Acre: let's hold hands shroob and venture together
Acre: it's like a whole new world, etc
Shrody: Let's just go already!
Blitzin' Brad nods at Spooker. In this moment, they are true bros. Brought together by the fact that water, is indeed, a dick.
Catena: So...a cafeteria.
The three venture forth into what appears to be a food court.
Shrody: Looks like they have a clothing store here.
Catena: Ooh a shirt shop.
I sure wan...
Cody C.: Food courts are known for clothing
who're you.
A couple gift shops are near.
Shrody: I wanna go into the clothing store first!
Y-naut Bunny: Welcome to Bunny Hunny's Gift Shop!
Y-naut Bunny: We sell a lot of things here.
Acre: I need that top hat.
Spooker gets out of the water and follows the others
Blitzin' Brad: WHERE THE BROS GOES
Y-naut Bunny: Golden shells, fashionable clothes, and some hats from, well. You know!
PrinceShroob: So does any of this stuff do anything?
Bunny ears!
Keiki (GM): Some of them do things! The 100 coins outfit just give you spiffy coins though.
The two golden shells might generate a coin on attacks.
The other three hats on the side give a +1 check to do something.
Shrody: I do like how those bunny ears look!
Catena: ok, pretend I'm not here for a while, sir
Kreg quietly leaves to the other shop
Heyo
Keiki (GM): The Bunny Ears give you +1 to entice somebody in social checks, the hat gives you +1 to hide something, and the cap gives you +1 to fix things.
Don Frump sits in the corner writing on a spreadsheet.
Shrody: Hey Catena, tell me how you think I would look in a pair of Bunny Ears!
Don Frump: Was someone talkin' to me? Eh, could be nothing.
Catena: You would look awful.
Keiki (GM): Regular coins!
Catena: But I am interested in the top hat.
Keiki (GM): I'll also give you free rein to choose what color they'll be.
Shrody: But Catena, you already have a fashionable pirate hat adorning your cranium!
Cody C.: What's the spiked shell do other than generate cash?
Catena: How would a pirate hat look on a top hat?
Keiki (GM): Let's say it's +2 Defense and -1 Speed. And you're also spiked.
PrinceShroob: I'd guess it would make physical contact hurt.
Catena: Either way, I'll get that junky top hat.
Kreg: It's unlike my shell though
Wizzy: Mine just gives +1 defense + spikes
Spooker: I'll take a pair of bunny ears! ^.^!
Wizzy: I can't remember if the spikes have ever been useful but dangit they will be eventually!!!
Shrody: Me too! but make mine purple!
Wizzy: And also my Zap Tap!!
Blitzin' Brad: Spooker, bro I got you there.
Blitzin' Brad buys the ears for his new bro, Spooker
Keiki (GM): The Zap Tap prevented a Swooper from draining health!
Catena: I guess I'll just a top hat the same color as this pirate hat.
Spooker: Oh, thank you^.^
Blitzin' Brad: Anytime, bro
Spooker: hat color though, hmm
Y-naut Bunny: Wow, lots of stuff. Let me get it straight!
Cody C.: Would the not-spiked shell be the same minus the spikes?
Y-naut Bunny: Some bunny ears for the Boo... and the Shroob... What else?
Blitzin' Brad: The Brad would love one of these metal as hell golden spiked shell, sugar tits
Want to watch me change shells?
Keiki (GM): Coolness check!
PrinceShroob: oh good lord this really is turning into TFRPG
Blitzin' Brad tries to be cool.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena: you'll ruin your cool shirt
Y-naut Bunny: Mmmm... No thanks, tee hee!
I would ruin my cool shirt
Just a regular not-spiked shell then
Brad buys a regular not-spiked golden shell!
Blitzin' Brad: And those rad bro-ears
Shrody: Me and Spooker also have our Bunny Ears, right?
Catena: a FOTBALL trophy ? ? ?
fotball, gamers
Keiki (GM): I think I have it all!
Blitzin' Brad: It's like,
A major award
Well those sure were 160 coins.
Kreg wonders what the wares are
Y-naut Techie quickly points out his wares and assorted prices.
Y-naut Techie: Spite Pouch, Earthquake, Dodgy Cape, Super Shroom, Maple Syrup. Take it or leave it.
Catena: Right then. Hello again, sir.
Shrody walks through the wall into the other store, against all logic
Catena: I'm uh... I forgot the name I used to enter.
Carretera...Santangelo, I guess.
Acre: buy the way, an hour of sm3dw
Wizzy: also acre that joke sucks
but it just came to me
Y-naut Techie: One Super Shroom! Here you go.
...shrody you
...alright then
Nah
Don Frump looks up from his papers.
Don Frump: Need somethin'?
Catena: Your name, sir. It's only formal.
Blitzin' Brad is now dressed for a night in the club, with his new bling and lucky tapout shirt
Don Frump: Ah, wouldn't you like to know?
Catena: I would like to know.
Blitzin' Brad: Lady-asses of the club, look out tonight.
Shrody tries to pick up a general power level reading on --.
Don Frump: I'd think you'd know me if you were here.
But yeah. I'm Don Frump.
Catena: Greetings and salutations, Don Frump, whom I have indeed heard of.
In myth and legend.
Don Frump: Get on with it.
PrinceShroob: Quick question, do I have the Bunny Ears equipped now?
Kreg suddenly realizes he's the only one without swag from the clothing store here
Zap: What color are they?
Keiki (GM): What color do you want Spooker's to be?
Can I pick later?
Zap: kk, need to think about it
It is important
PrinceShroob: I know I want mine to be purple.
Don Frump looks at Catena blankly.
Cody C.: Like the rest of your body!
Catena: Did I blurt out the word patch?
PrinceShroob: Whenever I say purple, I mean the same colour as Shrody's bandana.
Catena: Okay, sir boss of casino.
Quick question, what's the easiest way to get 500 y-coins?
Cody C.: I'm not seeing a bandanna on the sprite. Just one big purple mess with a scouter.
Acre: please do not insult the OC's.
Don Frump: ... Buh. Buh. BUH HUH HUH HUH!
PrinceShroob: Are you colourblind, by any chance?
Don Frump: You don't work hard at it. It happens to you. It's luck.
Cody C.: If I was I couldn't see the green
I clearly can see purple
And the green scouter
Don Frump: You get 3 triple gold bars, and you get 500 coins.
Spooker: You guys look like you are having fun :33
Catena: Spooker, would you say you're lucky?
PrinceShroob: Also, aren't we supposed to do something with Don Frump?
Blitzin' Brad: Every day is fun with my bro Spooker
Blitzin' Brad claps Spooker on the back
Shrody steps closer to Spooker
Blitzin' Brad: Shrody, bro. Personal space.
Spooker spins around in the air in recoil
PrinceShroob: ...Wait, aren't I still wearing a dress?
I guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way.
I heard there was a terra patch for sale here.
Don Frump raises an eyebrow behind his glasses.
Don Frump: It's a prize now.
Blitzin' Brad: Is it a prize for the best bros award? Because, let's be honest.
Don Frump: Some old fool gambled it away on a broke bet.
Blitzin' Brad gestures to himself and Spooker
What a dummy.
Don Frump: Gotta make use of it somehow.
Don Frump pens some things on the spreadsheet and sighs.
Don Frump: Just ain't enough...
I'm curious about something. Why is the boss of the casino doing his paperwork in the cafeteria?
Don Frump: Why not? It's my place. Besides. You see anyone else in this happy place?
Catena: I see shopkeepers.
Sometimes you don't want your employees to know how you run the place.
Spooker: Maybe he doesn't have anything to hide
Don Frump: I'll let you in on something. We've been losing customers, patrons from the surface.
All because of investigations.
You gotta be extra careful coming to the Y-Casino now.
Catena: I heard the news.
But I thought they just...stopped investigating.
Don Frump: No conclusive evidence. But we're under the eye of the authorities now.
IF WE WERE TO HELP WITH THIS PROBLEM
Kreg: WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO GIVE US THE PATCH FOR IT
psst time
Don Frump: That's a lot of unpaid labor.
Catena: (this is psst time)
Don Frump: For even just
one of these...
Spooker: No need to yell <.>;
Don Frump: You'd have to put in a lot of hours.
Kreg: (WHAT IS IT CATENA)
Catena: (you know that we might need to go a bit against the authorities, right)
[MUSIC] Y-Casino Show
beeoi h.: oh shit it's suepar mario :3d world music
Kreg: I'M SORRY SIR THIS TACTIC HAS USUALLY HELPED SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
Kreg: I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE
Catena: But now that you mentioned that it MIGHT be a lot of unpaid labor.
Kreg: KR--KOSTELLO DOT EXE HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR
BEEP BOOP
Don Frump: Don't get me wrong. You can do it all. Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!
Catena: What would be an acceptable level for the patch...for whatevr it is we're doing?
Don Frump: Tell you what.
Bring the dough back.
Bring me back my money supply.
And I'll consider giving you that fancy sheet of nonbranded toilet paper.
... Sorry, I frequently reference old business deals.
Catena: How much dough are we talking about?
Like...five people?
Blitzin' Brad: Bros, there is probably a whole buttload of dough in the kitchen.
All that bread comes from somewhere.
Don Frump: Dough? I want this place bustling again.
Don Frump: You fill up every seat in the food court, every seat in the pavilion, and every seat in the theatre...
We'll be in business.
Ohhh
Don Frump stands up from his chair.
Blitzin' Brad: Hey darling. I need enough dough to fill up this whole casino.
Don Frump: You will be temporary contracts of mine if you do it.
Blitzin' Brad: It's like, urgentageous.
...
would....crabs be acceptable
Y-naut Bunny: Hey babe, if you ain't got the dough I'm not frontin', G.
Catena: a crab in each seat in the food court
Y-naut Bunny: Bet you'll cowards don't even smoke crack.
Blitzin' Brad: I don't have the dough, that's the issue!
Catena: a crab on each seat of the pavillion
a crab on each seat of the theat--there is a theater?
Don Frump: Crabs don't have money.
Cody C.: kill urself, my man
right.
well, we'll see what we can do.
Catena: Time to work on your Marketing, guys.
Blitzin' Brad: Well can you at least give me, like, flour.
Blitzin' Brad: The pool probably has enough water.
Don Frump: Are you going to work for me, then?
Catena: We need to make a strategic meeting.
We will work, but not on a signed contract as of now.
Don Frump: Good. That's how I do business.
So there's a reason it's not easy to get the money rolling here. You might have noticed on your way here.
The way used to be safe.
Don Frump: Now, not only are there numerous gangs out there belittling each other, the authorities are also onto us.
Catena: So...we gotta make the way safe again, huh.
Zap: Time to take out some gangs
Don Frump: That's two-fold.
Catena: Can't we just...make another route to the surface that links directly here?
Don Frump: I like your thinking.
Catena: That might distract the authorities going back to your old entrance
And also skip the thugs.
Spooker: We even have an expert digger!
Spooker: You dug down to here, right Brad?
Catena: Yeah, football man.
Blitzin' Brad: Someone say FOOTBALL?
Come here.
Blitzin' Brad: Spooker, bro, you tell no lies
Catena: This guy know the arts of shoveling.
Blitzin' Brad: As well as being a super awesome bro and FOOTBALL star, B-rad is a pro diggerer
Don Frump: After that... You may need to get it known that there's a new entrance. I could probably help with my own contacts on the surface.
But this may be a big endeavor.
Catena: You got people to work with here,
They probably know how to spread the word.
And I mean the clients.
They will always tell stories of how they blew out all their money in a casino and go the next day.
With other people's money.
Don Frump: Oh. I want to give specifications on if you're going to make a tunnel.
Don't make it lead directly here.
You know the underground more than I do
Don Frump: The underground city is actually really clever. It acts as a good proxy location.
A secret to the secret, if you will.
Catena: So it'll be another tunnel that leads to the same place.
Don Frump: Ideally, I want Don Booru watching over it as well. That's another reason.
Shrody: Wait, but wouldn't the gangs still be a problem?
Catena: We still maybe need to beat up a dude.
Don Frump: You look like strapping folks that can crack a few problems.
Catena: Well, we should ideally go for the head honcho.
Who is.....someone.
Don Frump: Don Booru could probably tell you all about that.
I don't deal with low-lifes. That's why he's on my payroll. Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh... huh.
Well, gang. Let's talk to the boo guy. After maybe checking out the supposed theater?
Don Frump: You're hired, what was it now?
Catalina?
Don Frump extends his hand to Catena.
um
I accept you hand with a chain.
grab it please
Don Frump laughs quietly to himself.
Don Frump pulls his chain.
Don Frump: Report back to me if you find out anything.
Or if you just instantaneously succeed.
Don Frump: Keep in touch.
Don Frump goes back to his spreadsheet.
More casino or Booru?
....guys, you've all been awfully quiet.
Keiki (GM): What up Levity
Acre: done mind me, I'm near the two hours of cats
Kreg: so we have to beat up a gang huh
Catena: Basically, we made a deal with the mafia.
Catena: And by "we" I mean "me and I tagged all of you on it"
Catena: But yeah, we gotta go beat up some gang dudes.
Victor H.: I like how the tables and chairs form Xs. Real good use of immersion.
Acre: except NOT because this is the Y-Casino
PrinceShroob: Also, one of them forms a +, not an x.
Victor H.: take out a chair for each table for more immersion and less work for you guys
Keiki (GM): I'm gonna use a different casino song
although it's not double cherry pass geez
do we...move on
Wizzy: Real talk though I'm sorry I seem to be getting worse and it's harder to focus
Kreg: Well we've got no hurry right?
Let's check the rest of this place out!
Keiki (GM): Happens to us all. I think it's happened to be a couple times.
*me
Shrody: I dunno, we should really work on getting that patch.
Catena: but there is a theater, man
Catena: probably on the other side
We could watch a nice movie
But the pa-patch.
Catena: Wow, this theater sucks.
When's the show starting?
It's pretty empty in the theatre.
Yux: Show canceled until further notice. Reason: Lack of audience.
Yux: Be sure to catch some magic in the near future!
Acre: if we dig on each table with the chairs in an X pattern, do we get a bean
Catena: Well that sure was a waste of time.
Catena: Before we leave...
Spooker, did you get any y-coins?
Shrody: Told ya we should've worked on getting the patch.
Catena: Because you might as well try the slots and see if you win.
Kreg: Shrody don't be a downer jeeze
Keiki (GM): So! What will you guys do now?
Wizzy: Let's go find a gang hideout!
Acre: Well, if Zap is going to be distracted by friends, what else.
Wizzy: ...by talking to Dan Booru of course
Don
excuse me
Keiki (GM): He's actually based on Wave Snake's character.
Shrody: you are not excused
10 year old rp character cameos
Acre: is frump based on anyone????
Wizzy: as long as there's no mike or kyle
or god forbid chet
Keiki (GM): He is based on supermariopaper's character, Lord Crump
Keiki (GM): He's kind of obscure though
Acre: cake you're really clever when it comes down to finding the characters from 10 years ago
Keiki (GM): I always considered Kreg the natural sequel to Mike or whatever.
Wizzy: (actually I'm kinda playing Mike 2.0 so)
Shrody: What kind of stupid name is "Lord Crump?" Who even comes up with a dumb name like that?
spooker is watching the theater show so might as well go talk to booru.
if you got any y-coins, might as well use them now
Kreg: He wants your money.
Spooker: I got distracted by something
Spooker givesKreg the y-coins he found
Catena: ...no but you're the super lucky guy
Spooker: Lady Bow told me not to gamble ;~;
Kreg: Spooker just go put this coin in a slot machine okay
LADY BOW IS NOT HERE IS SHE
OHOHOHOHO
Catena: Lord Catena tells you to gamble.
PrinceShroob: I highly doubt this is going to work.
Catena: And Wanda. Wanda wants you to gamble, too. She's like Lady Bow, but purple.
Spooker: She is not like Lady Bow!
Cody C.: You have no faith. That's why Spooker is Brad's bro and not yours
Spooker: That is rude do not say that again
Spooker it's a single coin
Kreg: Surely ONE round won't hurt you
Catena: actually, I forgot. Did I buy one?
PrinceShroob: You're right, I have no faith in gambling. Because I don't like gambling.
beeoi h.: It's up to you to rob the casino then, pal
beeoi h.: Undo this grievous wrong
Lord Fast II seems excited.
Blitzin' Brad claps his bro on the back
Catena: I do recognize that purple guy.
Blitzin' Brad: ALRIGHT SPOOKER YOU GOT THIS SHIT
USA
USA
USA
Kreg: guys give him space jeeze
Blitzin' Brad: Yeah, it's Shrody
He's been here the whole time, bro
PrinceShroob: Seriously, did Shrody just stop wearing the dress for some reason?
The machine takes the blue coin and opens up its standard row for play.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3t[Slots]
= 0
Victor H.: SSBM Announcer: Failure
Audience: Awwwww>_>
Blitzin' Brad: Don't worry bro, I got it
Catena: You're not hat lucky.
HMMMMPH
Keiki (GM): Shrody is still wearing the dress if you want to, son.
Blitzin' Brad does the Fonz thing again and knocks the machine
Keiki (GM): Coolness check!
Blitzin' Brad tries to be cool.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob: Doesn't look like it to me since Brad doesn't see me as Shrodelley anymore. :/
Cody C.: I didn't realize a fictional turtle had that much control over your life
Zap: I like the tunnel, beat up gangs plan
Keiki (GM): Which machine?
Cody C.: The one Spooker played
Kreg: (catena can we just go I'm not good at diplomacy I'm good at beating things up)
Acre: (...what diplomacy?)
PrinceShroob examines the slot machine over here
I'm examining whatever
LORD....LAST.
It seems just like any ordinary machine...
Lord Fast II: Excuse me, I'm just excited.
Shrody knocks on the machine with the butt of his ray gun
Catena: for what, lord east
Lord Fast II: I'm rebuilding my castle
and an old friend.
Blitzin' Brad: Shrody, bro, don't vandalize the machines
Most uncool
Yux: Repeated vandalism of the machines detected.
1st warning issued.
Catena: Rebuilding a friend.
...ok.
Shrody: ...Wait, but Brad did the same exact thing not too long ago!
Acre: Cake, does anyone else have a y-coin?
Blitzin' Brad: Brad only used
these guns
COME ONE
COME ALL
Yux: Repeated. It is not advisable to continue hitting machines with weapons.
Have a nice day, patron.
Yux nopes the fuck out of there or something.
Wanda is hella comatose from seeing all the gold.
Catena: you're a member of the mafia now. okay and bye
Shrody: I think she's braindead.
Shrody puts the dress back on that he took off before for some reason before meeting Don Booru.
Keiki (GM): It's really convenient all the tokens are still here.
Catena: ur gaem still sux
Blitzin' Brad: To be honest, it looks tons of fun pretending to be a girl :)
Shrody performs a rude Shroobish hand gesture at Brad
...hey.
(kreg. chicken.)
Keiki (GM): Smarts check to interpret the high five.
beeoi h.: The red bl00 dd00d grafitti isn't color coded properly
That's hardcore
Blitzin' Brad uses some smarts.
Blitzin' Brad: rolling (3+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
wow
Brad senses just a little bit of hostility. But still thinks Shrody wants a high five.
Blitzin' Brad: Aw man, thanks bro!
Blitzin' Brad: Oh man, the emperor of China again
Catena: We have a question.
Blitzin' Brad: I got this
Catena: Oh, right! Brad, please help.
Blitzin' Brad: ä½ å¥½å¤§çŽ‹
Don Booru: Hey. You done something to my old man over here or something.
Blitzin' Brad: He says we did something to his old man or something
Don Booru: Oh, old chinaman thing. But I see through your ruse.
Tell me, what would you do at the end of a movie at local cinema?
Catena: Assuming there is a movie. Your casino's theater is closed.
Don Booru: Just what I thought. You're a red-blooded American. In the real world. Which isn't... I'm thinking too hard on this. Youse lyin'.
Spooker: You wait until the end of the credits in case of special stuff at the end of them
Blitzin' Brad: USA USA USA
Don Booru: Anyways. Ya see the Frump?
Catena: We saw the Frump.
Blitzin' Brad: Uhh I mean 美国，美国，美国
Catena: Brad, tell the emperor we saw the Frump.
Blitzin' Brad: 大王，我们看到了frump
Don Booru: I get it, I get it! Youse all seen the Frump.
Catena: Yeah, and he told us you might know about the local gang
Don Booru: What about 'em?
Catena: And who their
leader might be
Catena: Because we might need a chat with the guy.
Don Booru: Man. Whatta headache.
Anyways.
Catena: It's not you, is it.
Don Booru: There's not just one gang out here. Dere's three of 'em.
Blitzin' Brad: Gonna chat with them like Honorable Chairman Mao chatted with them democratic scumbags at Tiananmen
Don Booru: I'd high five that reference but ya'd have to accept a high one, what wit' the no digits thing.
Anyways.
Catena: Well, which one's the bigger gang?
Don Booru: There's the Dark Koopas, the Gloombas, and the Ruff Puffs.
Or shall I say...
The Gusts, the Vipers, and the Smokes.
Catena: I hope that Gus guy is not in one of the gangs.
Don Booru: Gus? Nah. He's a schmuck.
So who're the leaders?
Or is this like those scenarios where there is only one big boss controlling all the gangs for his own profit.
Spooker: The Gusts being Dark Koopas is weird <.>
Don Booru: Gusts is lead by a Dark Paratroopa... Guy's a nut. Edgy as heck, too.
They's the least numerous but still cause problems.
Catena: We got our own edge.
Don Booru: His name's Saiya.
Blitzin' Brad: We have an edgemaster of our own
We'll be set
uh, okay.
Catena: What about the other two?
Don Booru: Pretty edgy, right?
Anyways.
Wizzy: a reference I actually get it's amazing
Don Booru: Anyways, anyways.
Spooker: Why is there a cucco over thereby the way?
Catena: SPOOKER DON'T EVEN
Catena: wow spooker did you say something haha wow
Catena: you sure say funny things spooker
Don Booru: The Vipers are lead by DB Goomba. Dis guy's not edgy, but rather crazy.
not haha
Shrody: What does the "DB" stand for?
Don Booru: No one knows. But he allegedly extorted a lotta money.
Don Booru: Gots a lotta firepower.
PrinceShroob: Shush Bitto
Spooker: Literally ot figuratively?
or*
Blitzin' Brad: But can he beat THESE GUNS
Don Booru: Figuratively. Though maybe literally. I'm not sure what's in his arsenal.
Don Booru: The Smokes. They're lead by a rather unpleasant individual... Hate dealing with him.
His name's... Gassy.
Shrody: ...I'm guessing he loves fart jokes.
Blitzin' Brad: Be quiet darling, men are talking.
Don Booru: The stinker's a Poison Puff that's too big for his britches.
Catena: So it's ...Saiya, Dumb Big Baby and "gassy".
Don Booru: Yep. Ya got it.
Youse takin' them all down?
Catena: Maybe taking down the bigger one will intimidate the two lesser ones.
So...who's the bigger one?
i power, influence, etc.
Don Booru: They're all kinda big.
Wizzy: Wouldn't taking one down just leave a power vacuum?
Victor H.: mario politics
Catena: wow, kreg, you sure know your diplomatic
s
Don Booru: DB Goomba's got the guns, Saiya's insanely tough, and Gassy is, well... he's just unpleasant.
Pick your poison.
Pick three.
That'd be less work for me.
Catena: Might we count on your own firepower?
Don Booru: Now, normally I would...
But I think you have some reparations to make for my old man over here.
I know one of youse did it... I just can't pin it on one of ya yet.
Catena: Maybe just wait it out.
gosh, so accusative
Shrody: It's the ghost lady here.
Don Booru: Since we're partners now...
Let's just keep the gloves on.
Blitzin' Brad: Only one lady was close to your friend, emperor-bro
Don Booru: Let's not here any accusations. That's grade school.
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Catena: So, which gang do you guys wanna take down first?
Spooker: Not the stinky one
Blitzin' Brad: The dumb gay babies
Catena: I vote for the goombas
Catena: We got our fire shield.
Kreg: I agree with the goombas
Then the Koopas
Blitzin' Brad: Shrodelley, let the men handle the war council please
Blitzin' Brad: You just stand there and look pretty
It's a plan. Where are they now?
Don Booru: I'll disclose it to you...
Keiki (GM): Next session!
Catena: oh no what a cliffhanger
