Catena and Kreg have finished some Trouble Center legal mumbo jumbo sooner than the rest. They decide to take the time to themselves for now.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Catena: I decided to take time to myself for now.
That's a thing I just did.
Catena: And I guess Kreg too
Kreg: Yeah I dunno Shrody just ran off after we were done I guess
Catena: He's right there.
Keiki (GM): I imagine Kreg and Catena took the time to try out that Spike Drill Bros. thing right about now.
Catena: Everyone is right there doing legal mumbo jumbo.
Since we have some time
And about some of it.
Kreg: Let's perfect our SUPER AWESOME MEGA COOL NE--okay let's just try out the damn move
Catena: Will we find BEANS
We will find beans.
I need a sack for these
ha ha ha horf
Keiki (GM): Perhaps a sack could be found somewhere!
Catena: What did you even do before the Merlon trouble?
You went off to do your thing.
I dreamed a dream
...don't worry about it
But it's slightly suspicious.
SO YEAH
MOVE TIME..somewhere.
we sort of need a target
Kreg: Yeah and I doubt they'll appreciate us digging up the town square
...although that ground before just kinda reformed itself didn't it
Catena: We dug through the factory
but who even cares about the factory
I don't think anything makes sense
Shrody's ship?
Shrody: Touch my ship and you die.
Catena: He wouldn't mind we dig a hole on it.
I'M CERTAIN
Kreg: I think he's going to have enough legal fees as is
Let's not add towing to that.
but what if it has alien beans
Hey!
Shrody.
When you think of the word "target", what comes to your mind?
Catena: Nah, he has defense.
Kreg: Well at least he didn't say a store.
anyhow
Kreg: Maybe we could go to the sewers again
sure
Kreg: No one would care if we beat something up in there
Catena: Maybe some certain area we didn't go through
I think there was more than one pipe there?
Shrody you wanna come?
Or you fine just sitting here?
Catena: Sewer time adventures.
It's almost as good as underwater adventures
Kreg: Hey remember that time with the blooper
good times
Catena: I'm certain digging through a sewer system won't cause any trouble.
Ha ha ha.
We'll just make sure not to let the information leak
Ha ha ha.
...
Keiki (GM): So, Roll20 has some new TECHNOLOGY
Keiki (GM): I can actually have some people in one map and others on another.
Wizzy: man that's been a feature
Well, off to sewer adventures then
Wizzy now loading, please wait
Acre: Do we have to reexplore the sewer?
Catena, Shrody, and Kreg go down a familiar warp pipe.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Keiki (GM): It may have changed.
Wizzy: I ain't going back where the blooper was at least not willingly
Catena: Right or left? ...Right
Kreg: I remember the other way having a damn Blooper
Remember when I said "good times"
I lied
Catena: Well, it could be anywhere.
I seem to remember that pipe up there being where we wandered from the first time we were here
Catena: I think one of the red pipes leads to the jungle.
Maybe.
Kreg: What was behind this door?
You know, Catena?
Catena: A pile of nohing.
Okay
Catena: We took the stuff.
Do we go to the new place or the old place?
Kreg looks to see if these pipes are marked at all
Catena: Like, back to the jungle or wherever the other one goes to.
The pipes have not been marked.
Right pipe is always right.
Come on Shrody
Keep up
[MUSIC] Boot-town
In a wooded town of gigantic boots, a pipe appears!
Shoes.
New place, very nice.
We are we now?
Goomba: You guys seem to have popped in from the vast sewer system!
... Happens more common than you'd think.
Goomba: This is Boot-town!
Kreg: I'd joke about originality but I don't think I'm in a spot to
Catena: Well, if we want to start digging...
we should maybe ask for permission.
We don't want to get booted out of ton.
Goomba shrugs his non-existent shoulders.
town, I mean
Kreg: Yeah otherwise we might get shoe-...ted
Goomba: We might have to decree you to leave if you keep making terrible jokes!
Kreg hangs his head in shame
Catena: I only make the freseh most hilarious jokes but ok
Goomba: If you need anything else, just ask around! There's a shop and an inn here. Oh, and Elder Goombraum's house.
Catena: Freseh is a funny word.
Elder.
I like that word. Elder.
Catena: Where is the elder?
Shrody: Your jokes are about as fresh as a fruit bought from Wal-Mart.
Catena: Biggest boot in town?
Goomba: He's in the largest boot, actually!
Catena: Let's see if he has a patch.
Kreg: I... doubt he would, but sure I guess
Catena: He's old and therefore a friend of Merlon.
AND THEREFORE has a patch.
Kreg: are you making an assumption about a guy you've never met based on his age
Eh, okay.
Catena: Do you want to bet money on this.
All your cash.
Kreg: I'll buy you a soda.
TO THE BOOT
Kreg clears throat very loudly
Goomba looks over the couch.
Goomba: You must be looking for Goombraum, I'm taking it.
Catena: We're looking for the Elder of the town. Is he here?
Catena: Wow, how did you knowww
Goomba: He's upstairs! Doing... Goombraum things.
Catena: I'm suddenly scared.
but I faced scarier things.
Kreg: Look I'll go first so you don't have to see
Catena: ...is it okay for us to go check on the elder?
well, I guess it is.
Kreg: ...Elder Goombraum I presume?
Catena: oh nooo I also went upstairs before consulting
Elder Goombraum: Oh, hello there!
I was just... I forget what I was doing.
Kreg: You looked like you were standing there.
Staring into space.
Elder Goombraum: ... Yes I was! I was... thinking of maybe getting new furniture or something sometime.
Elder Goombraum: Whatcha need, whippersnappers?
Kreg: Yeah this place seems barren.
Catena: Do you know Merlon?
Elder Goombraum: Why, yes I do. You could say we go way back.
Kreg: You... don't happen to have a quilt patch, do you?
Elder Goombraum: 500 or some years ago, even.
Catena: Like, an terra patch or something?
Nice stuff, with a pattern on it.
Elder Goombraum squints his eyes.
Catena: We're on a quest for them. To do good things.
Elder Goombraum: What do you folks know about Terra Patches?
Catena: They are patches.
They are from terra stuff
Catena: and have wishing powers
And Merlon and some peeps cut it in pieces for reasons.
Kreg: to remember each other by Catena
not "for reasons"
Elder Goombraum: You're... oddly knowledgeable about this.
Catena: yeah, I guess it as a singular reason
See, we're collecting them so we can save Mario
You know, THE Mario?
Kreg: As opposed to Mario Andretti or something
Catena: He's like brainwashed and we've been told by Merlon that the terra patch might free him.
Elder Goombraum: Well, uh... Hm.
I don't know if I could really trust you, but to be frank...
Catena: Yoshivala trusted us with his.
Elder Goombraum: I don't have mine anymore.
you what
Gave it to someone?
Kreg: On one hand that means I don't owe someone something anymore but on the other... what
Elder Goombraum: No. I gave it away to another troupe of adventurers. Kinda like you guys.
Catena: No, you still owe me a soda.
But... another group?
...wait
...nah, couldn't be them
Catena: Was there like a bob-omb with garish wings on that group?
Elder Goombraum: They seemed about as deadset on getting that quilt back together as you.
To be honest, I think they had similar but slightly different intentions than you fellows...
Catena: Or a brown yoshi wearing sunglasses.
Kreg: ...different intentions?
They wanted to save Mario, right?
Shrody: Or a stupid looking turtle in a white robe?
Catena: Or...who else was on that group?
Kreg: I dunno I kinda blanked on what they looked like
Elder Goombraum: I think they wanted too whoop him.
Catena: I'm pretty sure one of them wanted to kill Mario, so no!
And I do mean "kill"
Rude as heck, if you ask me.
oh dear
Catena: Good job, Kreg, you put one and one together.
Kreg is notably a bit scared
Elder Goombraum: I don't remember exactly what they looked like... Hm.
Catena: Garish butterfly wings.
on a black sphere
Elder Goombraum: Oh, I remember her!
Pogonia was her name.
Elder Goombraum: Haven't seen her recently, though. Must have been on that same quest.
Catena: Well, I don't think I ever caught her name before.
Pogonia, huh.
Well, we at least know the name of one of them.
Shrody: I think it was Baka-something.
Kreg: Don't call people you don't know a "Baka"
Catena: Well, now we know for sure that those guys are also after the patches.
Kreg: ...you really need to learn about this planet's culture
Catena: And that one of them is called Pogonia.
Elder Goombraum: I think she lives out in the gardens, west of here.
Catena: ...she did say someting about a mango farm didn't she
Shrody: ...Well maybe, but actually telling me what I did wrong would help me to learn the culture more than just telling me to learn about the culture.
Catena: We should check out the garden.
Catena: Maybe dig there. It's a garden.
Kreg: you just called this person you don't know a stupid
that's not nice
Catena: ...what areyou two even talking about
Shrody: ...Wait, but I thought "stupid" was a verb. You're using it like a noun.
we're done with this conversation
and we're going to this... "farm"
Catena: I heard a good thing being said just now.
We'll be off then.
Kreg: Please excuse us sir, thank you for the information.
Oh.
Elder Goombraum: You're welcome... Oh, and don't get too involved with fisticuffs with those adventurers! They've done quite a bit for the town, I feel.
Elder Goombraum: Even if they're evil or whatever.
Catena: By the way, I almost forgot.
Yoshivala and Merlon are in...
uh
Toadbrook?
Hanging out, doing some remembering.
Maybe you wanna go over there and join the group?
Elder Goombraum: Hm... Well, y'know.
Sure, why not?
Catena: We are going to check the garden and then head to Toadbrook.
Want to come along?
we might get into a fight on the way there but who knows until you try, right
Elder Goombraum: Sure, I'll come along. Let me get some of my bearings settled.
Elder Goombraum walks downstairs slowly.
Elder Goombraum: Goomberton!
Catena: Hey, guys. The Elder's coming with us.
Catena: We'll make Old Men Party a reality.
Elder Goombraum: This is a lot of responsibility...
But you're going to be in charge of Boot-Town for awhile.
Let's have a long talk.
Elder Goombraum sits down on the couch with the surprised Goomberton.
I think I didn't a bad thing.
...didn't do a bad thing
but I think I actually did
Elder Goombraum: Why don't you folks go out and take care of some business? I gotta have the talk about boot-house size ordinances.
The East he said?
Catena: Well, why don't we try digging while we wait?
You find a decent place
Here
This square grass is off puting.
Everything else is round, but this is a square.
The ground seems muddy around the pond.
Kreg: ...Catena I think your fourth wall is breaking
whatever
Catena: NO WALLS ONLY GRASS
Kreg prepares to be dugged
can we even...make an attack out of this?
Maybe if I like
get under them somehow and spin?
We'll let the cards decide.
Attack the air, I guess!
Acre: do we need an actual target for this?
Keiki (GM): Out of battle, you don't have to do a macro!
You just... dig around in the dirt.
Catena and Kreg successfully dig around in the muddy ground.
Catena: oh wow it was muddy
well you don't need to be clean
Kreg comes up after maybe finding something???
Wizzy: Hm, I need to keep a tracker of how beans I have
I think I currently have 1, pending whatever I find here
Acre: I think we have like four.
Acre: We dug more than once in the factory.
Maybe.
Wizzy: Yeah I know one of them gave you that... noise badge
OH
Keiki (GM): You definitely have more beans!
Acre: I forgot one key important element.
Two hours of Goomba Village.
Also hm
Keiki (GM): Let's say it's 5 beans. Sound good?
Wizzy: lemme just note this in my BACKPACK
Acre: Each bean is an individual item or not?
Keiki (GM): For now, store it in the same slot.
Wizzy: I'm just putting a counter for now, if Cake wants to make it fancier then he can
Catena: Well, we dug a bean.
That's nice.
Wizzy: What in the world are we even going to do with these?
Catena: I think that should be enough time for an old man to talk about boot sizes.
coffee
Catena: and not tea like some doofus I REMEMBER
I do not owe you a soda
Because you said he would be a friend of Merlon AND have a patch for us
Only one of them was true
Catena: I said he has a patch.
not for us
Kreg: Well he doesn't have a patch now does he
Catena: He had it and you cannot prove it was not in his possession when we made the bet.
Kreg: I will meet you halfway and call this a scratch
as in no one owes anyone anything
Catena: you owe me a soda
and I share it
with you
but you buy it
Kreg: okay fine next time you run out of FP I will give you this drink that freezes you
how about that
Goomba: I've been oddly close to you fellows!
Goomba picks up a Goomnut off the ground and starts gnawing on it.
Catena: Kreg, shake that tree.
Catena: Beans AND buts, what else do you want, man?
WINGS?
...buts
Kreg: catena I don't know what you think of me
that's just rude
Catena: The best pal a chomp could ask for.
Catena: but also a doofus
Kreg shrugs for he is guilty as charged
Kreg keeps shaking the tree because Catena really needs some nuts
Catena: RAAAAAARGH I WANT NUTS
A low-hanging Goomnut falls from the tree!
Catena catches the nut before it even touches the ground. Somehow.
Wizzy: Need to make a campaign note to myself to seek out someone who wants beans
Keiki (GM): I'll go to the bathroom while he's gone!
Catena: Well, I got a nut.
I don't even know if it was a big nut or a small nut or if it was even a nut.
as well as beans
Ha ha ha.
...is the elder done
The elder still isn't out!
Catena: Okay, I take full blame for this.
Catena: Let's practice our comedy show.
You be the straight man, I'll be the goof.
Catena: Also improv, I guess
well, you start.
Kreg: So Catena how's it going
Catena: Doing fine, waiting for elders to show up.
But, like, you have to wonder
These gooms...are in houses.
Elder Goombraum: You're quite a riot.
Catena: If they are in OH HEY ELDER'S OUT
Layze: I have two questions
1. how late am I
2. why didn't wizzy poke me
Acre: 1. hour and a half late
er
...uhm
Acre: technically just an hour
Wizzy: OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND YOU IT'S AN OLD JOKE
Keiki (GM): Well, youngsters, I packed my bags.
Wizzy: if you makes you feel better it's basically been acre and I, shroob was here earlier but he's gone now
Keiki (GM): Also, Layze, want in on the action?
and that doesn't make me feel substantially better because it could have been more than the two of you
Catena: Well, it's time to escort missions.
Acre: We haven't done ANYTHING.
like
Layze: also are we in a village made of kuriboh shoes
Acre: we were just farting around
So don't worry about your story progression
Wanda appears from the nascent warp pipe, apparently deciding to follow Catena, Shrody, and Kreggles.
Kreg: Don't be silly, Wanda wouldn--
(oh my god why)
Wanda's here.
Layze: I don't appear to be able to interact with her
Now the only person Brad has to hit on in Toadbrook is Spooker.
Catena: And now with SHrody here...maybe...
uh
what is he doing
kreg, you know aliens more than I do.
Keiki (GM): ... I see Wanda measuring the distance between Goombas.
it was important
Layze: but also I can't actually move my character pog
and yes, that's with the correct icon
Kreg: I don't know actually
oh bye wanda
Let's just pretend that didn't happen.
Wanda: Ah! Catena! Charlier! Pinky! There you are.
Catena: Well, yeah. Here we are.
What's up?
Wanda: If I'd had to listen to that talking ham yammer on about football for another second I fear I may have gone mad.
Elder Goombraum: A pirate, a koopa knight, a sorceress, and an alien, all in one place.
Catena: Well, we are talking about beans and nuts.
Wanda: Unfortunately the only escape was to follow you lot, so, well, here I am.
Where are we, exactly?
Elder Goombraum: You folks sure you aren't from one of those Jay Arr Pee Gees or something?
Catena: It's a town. With Boots.
we are the JayArrPeeGees.
it's our new band name. I'm the Arr.
Layze: well let's figure this out
catena is obviously the arr
Keiki (GM): This is going to get awful, isn't it
Acre: Kreg is the Gee because he's Greg.
Layze: I was thinking G for ghost
Layze: and P for pink of course
Layze: shroob will be happy to know that he has become pee
Acre: Kreg can be Jay Leno
okay mystery solved
back to the dialogue
Kreg has just had his day go terrible
Elder Goombraum: I take it you folks know each other.
Catena: That's a little bad for you then Wanda.
Layze: are those like huge fuck-off acorns in that tree
Catena: We are going back to Toadbrook.
I forbid it.
Catena: Elder gotta reunite with Elders.
Elder Goombraum: Toadbrook is just off west!
If you're curious.
Kreg: (uh Catena weren't we going to check east for that farm or weren't we)
Catena: (It's to the west)
(so probably on the way)
Wanda: (I CAN hear you, you idiots)
Catena: (there is no east)
(there has never been an east)
Kreg: (wanda can you stop ruining our private conversation please)
Catena: (since we are all hearing ourselves, why don't we just get a move on)
Wanda: WHAT private conversation? You're standing ten feet apart and talking to each other! I'm right next to you!
Kreg: (but we're whispering)
(kreg stop)
(why are we still whispering how am I whispering)
Kreg: look I'm sorry at least she knows your name
she won't even give me that luxury
It's ok, Kreg. I'll remember your name so she doesn't have to.
Wanda: Oh, don't be so glum, Aaron.
So what's this about a farm to investigate?
Kreg: you don't know because you didn't hear
Catena: So get this. There was a bomb in the other group.
Elder Goombraum: Oh, these folks want to see Pogonia. Terra Patches and... I don't recall.
Wanda: I was literally standing between you when your "whispering" took place.
Catena: They are also collecting the terra patches.
Wanda: And by standing I mean
Well you know.
Elder Goombraum: ... I'm starting to think I trust you less than the other fellers.
Catena: I...don't know how you could trust that bullet bill.
Elder Goombraum: If you lead me into a trap, just know! I can sure kick some tail like in the old days.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
Catena: How about we just
move on, yes.
Off to the west with y'all
Wanda: So who's the old coot, and ARE we leading him into a trap?
I have always wanted a good excuse to try out a rune spell or two...
Catena: He's the Elder of Boot-Town. We're taking him o Merlon.
And no, no traps.
Elder Goombraum opens the gate.
Wanda: This looks...hazardous.
Kreg DOES THE THIIIIIIIIIIIING
Well, this IS a farm, but.
Wanda digs an X into the ground right here
Kreg: I almost feel like we just took someone's bean
"Argh! I works SO hard..."
A wiggler crawls from over the fence!
Steev: breaking in to say that I love the new profile pages
Wing-clipped Pogonia: It makes me so mad! You burst in on private property!
Layze: oh wow I totally forgot to check those
yeah these are awesome, damn
Wing-clipped Pogonia: And you just... dig around! In valuable gardens!
there wasn't a sign
or anything
Elder Goombraum: Uh-oh, Pogonia's mad now. I'm just gonna do something else now guys.
Wanda: Hold on now, I believe I can be of assistance here.
Steev: (guys don't worry this guy is a chump just smash her garden and it'll be fine)
Uh
Wanda sets fire to everything in the immediate area, including the fence
Wanda: There. No more garden.
Let's go.
Catena: She IS also a butterfly
...
Wing-clipped Pogonia runs steam through her ears.
Catena: I'll pretend teh garden was not just burned down.
Wing-clipped Pogonia: I won't let this happen again!
Kreg: THERE IS BEING RUDE
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Pogonia's Mad Now!
Kreg: AND THEN THERE IS BEING OUTRIGHT A BITCH
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg: YOU HAVE JUST CROSSED THE LINE
Wanda: She told us to leave her garden.
We are no longer in her garden.
Because she doesn't have a garden any more.
look
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Steev: layze I don't know what you're talking about
Wanda is an awesome character
Wing-clipped Pogonia takes initiative!
Wing-clipped Pogonia: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg will focus on the immediate problem of this wiggler first
Catena: Maybe we can solve with without putting everyone in unnecessary fights.
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Layze: so why does shrody have a scouter again
Wizzy: it helps him read power levels
and gives him license to make "over x" numbers that we will boo him for
nice quality
Wizzy: recorded underwater but yeah just go
Keiki (GM): You're free to move!
Acre: If only Kreg was closer.
Steev: I hope that group 1 gets to come back on the next loop and finish her off
Catena utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Wizzy: if I'm within--nvm
Catena lunges out and chomps Pogonia, dealing
12 damage.
An announcer saying "Failure..." and the audience's collective sigh sounds off.
Acre: fuck the tattle log
RUDE
Steev: also someone please tell me what this music is
Acre: Yoshi ISland mini boss
Steev: it's so funky I love it
Layze: wow it's been so long since I did this
action command first right
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda tosses a fireball at Pogonia, causing as much collateral damage as possible in the process, dealing
7 damage. Pogonia is
burned .
Acre: Nice collateral damage
Wing-clipped Pogonia takes some burn damage!
Wing-clipped Pogonia: Oof! You're some kinda tough!
Catena: You really brought us into this
Wing-clipped Pogonia releases some spores!
Kreg: Look I was perfectly willing to talk
but SOMEONE had to go and be a bitch
Wanda: Well that's not nice.
She was only protecting her garden.
That's no way to talk to a lady
Wing-clipped Pogonia changes her mind.
Kreg: SHUT UP VOICE FROM NOWHERE
Wing-clipped Pogonia utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Wing-clipped Pogonia: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena tries to guard against Pogonia's attack!
Catena: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wing-clipped Pogonia flutters over to stomp on Catena's head, dealing
2 damage!
...flutters
Wing-clipped Pogonia: Wh-Whuh? You're so... solid!
Kreg: to be fair he's made of metal
what did you expect
Layze: C-Catena, you're so HARD
I-I can't...
Keiki (GM): Should I tattle with Shrody?
Steev: holy shit Cake you decked out every single page
Shrody attempts to identify Pogonia with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Acre: Make us proud, Cake.
Steev: the tattle log, info, you outdid yourself
Acre: You made us proud, Cake.
Kreg: I'm really sorry this all happened
Can we just... go?
Shrody proceeds to tell his friends that HP is 30, FP is 15, Attack is 4, and Defense is 0.
Pogonia is a local Flutter Wiggler that had her wings cut, but has a nasty assortment of Nipper Plants at her disposal.
Kreg: ...nipper plants, great
Catena: You're more concerned about the nipper plants than the fact she had her wings cut?
But maybe SOME bomb?
Layze: just wanna point out
her garden is on fire
SHE'S on fire
catena just ran up and took a fucking bite out of her
and kreg is still just trying to talk her down
Wizzy: Kreg just kinda feels sorry for her right now
Acre: well the garden fire was never canon
Wizzy: because she's kinda obviously outmatched
see
Wing-clipped Pogonia: ... Fine. I give.
Catena: Okay, we gotta put out the fire.
Not only because I don't think is necessary
Kreg: Wanda you wouldn't happen to know any water or ice spells would you
Catena: but also because we are in middle of a fire.
Wing-clipped Pogonia: However... I think this pyromaniac hussy needs to sit out on these negotiations.
Wanda: Hold on, perhaps I can salvage the situation.
Go away.
Unless you want to put out the fire, don't.
Wanda: I recently managed to discern a bit of magic from the ramblings of a madman, I think it will improve this situation for everyone.
Wanda casts Panichikinurtz Ω on Pogonia
Kreg: That does not sound healthy
I...
CAN WE
Dinner, anybody?
Wanda: I just recently mastered a level 7 herb and spice spell.
PrinceShroob: Cake, can you change the map to the garden for me please?
I DON'T
Catena: Kreg, just throw dirt at the fire.
Catena: I would but YOU SEE, NO ARMS
Wanda: But then what else will we cook with?
NO COOKING
Layze: oh my god did steev really leave right when I did that
Kreg: WANDA UNDO THAT RIGHT NOW
Layze: that was my magnum opus
can't have people walking out on my show
jeez
PrinceShroob: Quick question, can I call a small number of UFO's to drop water all over the garden?
Wanda: Honestly I'm not sure how.
FIGURE IT OUT
Catena: Why would you deliberately start a fire next to a forest?
Wanda: Transformative magic is a bit tricky, even for a spellweaver such as myself.
PrinceShroob: Caaaaaaaaake
Answer me please.
Keiki (GM): They can! Sure.
Kreg is thiiiiiiiiiiiis close to just flat out belting Wanda
If we really don't want the fire I can put it out just fine.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
...
Well.
Shrody tries to call over some UFO's to come by and drop water on the garden
Wanda: Hold on, let me see if I can remember this spell...
Ah, here we are.
Kreg: now I wish we had just beaten her up
Catena: I wanted her to stop being a chicken. So I could ask her about her missing wings.
Kreg: then she would've at least lost and not forced into... that
Catena: And maybe figure something out.
Wanda casts a spell, and a cloud of liquid nitrogren descends over the garden, quelching the flames but assuring that nothing will ever grow in this area again
Shrody: ...dammit, Wanda.
Catena: ...SO WE ARE PRETTY TRUSTWORTHY, ELDER
Wanda: What? The fire's out.
Shroobish UFO's fly on by, noticing the lack of flames.
Shrody: (I need to get a Silence mode on my Ray Gun.)
Elder Goombraum: Have your little talk with Pogonia yet?
Shrody: My UFO's were JUST ABOUT to help put out the fire WITHOUT MAKING NOTHING ABLE TO GROW IN THIS GARDEN!!
Elder Goombraum: I think she might have been with that group.
Catena: She was sorry and left.
She was not the bomb I was talking to.
er about
BUT
Shrody: Wait, you know what? I just remembered!
Shrody silences Wanda with his symbols!
Catena: That bomb cut Pogonia's wings and...yeah.
Wanda is silenced over the immense sound of the symbols!
Catena: I don't think they are that trustworthy.
Wizzy: ...shroob aren't those "cymbals"
Acre: they are totally symbols
PrinceShroob: Pretend I was the one who said that.
Keiki (GM): ... I can't believe I made that too.
I even recognized it.
Catena: Yes, Shrody. They are probably bad guys.
Elder, let's just move on.
Wanda is no longer silenced!
Nobody appreciates talent these days.
Keiki (GM): ... Anyway, I think this is a good place to end the "sesh"
Well.
Shrody: People appreciate talent just fine. It's ruining other people's livelihoods that people have a problem with.
Wizzy: kreg is so livid he cannot speak
yes this is great time to finish
Acre: but we never got to the city
:c
Lord Fast II: Wayward travelers... Hear my plight!
Layze: WHAT COULD THIS MYSTERIOUS TRAVELER NEED
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON MARIO BALL Z
Lord Fast II: I was naught but a benevolent man. But alas...
Lord Fast II: My castle toppled over!
Lord Fast II: I am Lord... Vast. Lord Vast!
Acre: also two hours of whatever super paper mario music this is
Shrody: Lord Fast. Got it.
PrinceShroob: I wanna say Chapter 2-1.
Kreg: why are you asking us
Shrody: That's what I said. Fast.
Kreg: please don't ask us
Lord Fast II: I hate to beg... But any generosity is accepted.
Could any of you perchance spare a hundred coin?
do you see what happened to that garden right there
farm
whatever
Shrody: If you're a Lord, then what do you need money for?
Catena: I don't think we even have a hundred coins.
Kreg: if you ask her for help that is what you're asking for
i hope you know that now
good day
Wanda: I got us out of the garden, I eased diplomatic relations, and I put out a wildfire.
I was plenty helpful.
Now, then, Lord Vast.
Shrody: You destroyed the garden, turned an innocent into a turkey, and destroyed the garden!
You were the opposite of helpful!
Wanda: I'm afraid I don't have a coin to spare, but perhaps we can offer you help in some other way?
Lord Fast II: If you pay me 100 coins... I shall pay you back tenfold. That is my offer. For I have a new goal in life...
I wish to make money.
Elder Goombraum: ... Do I recognize you?
Wanda: In that case, perhaps I can spare the change.
Lord Fast II: I am Lord Vast!
Shrody attempts to identify Lord Fast II with information from the Shroobish Intel Database.
Shrody: rolling (8+2)d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wanda hands over 100 coins
Catena: As we said, we don't have the hundred coins, or the--
well
Elder Goombraum: Oh. Carry on.
Catena: Wanda apparently had the coins
Keiki (GM): Most of you have the coins, actually!
Keiki (GM): If you checked handy dandy bags more often.
Acre: but you don't want a stanger to know yo're carry mad cash
do you
Layze: they're trying to skirt around a beggar while wanda is trying to suck up to nobility
nbd
Lord Fast II: Wow, you actually... you actually gave me what I needed!
PrinceShroob: Okay, can you please tell me about Lord Fast now since I tattled him?
Lord Fast II: What is your names?
Wizzy: layze can you please you actual words and not shorthand that'd be nice
Wanda: Ah, yes, well, I'm Wanda, one of the world's greatest adepts in the magic arts.
Lord Vast is a weird guy that puts Shrody off. Maybe he's just a weird merchant type.
Wanda: And these are my squires.
you word
Wizzy: in return layze I'll use actual sentences
lol
lmfao
nbd ;)
Lord Fast II: ... I'll remember the name!
Lord Fast II: In the meantime, on good faith that I will repay my debts...
Wanda: The round one is Thomas, the pink one is Clyde, and the huffy turtle one is...oh, let's say Kreg.
Lord Fast II: Have a bag with a green thing printed on it.
I think it's a bag for tiny chubby boomerangs.
Catena: Is that a...bean?
Well, you found a bean sack.
Lord Fast II: Thank you so much. I shall be on my way!
Lord Fast II: You won't be forgotten!
Wanda: Good luck to you, sir!
Catena: Good luck on your stco market fair.
...stco
stock
Wanda: Ugh, I can't BELIEVE you people.
Trying to embarass me in front of NOBILITY!
Keiki (GM): Anyway. It's really time for me to go now!
Wanda: He's the lord of a castlw!
castle even
Shrody: Who cares? She's a total bitch. She makes the princess look like a puppy.
