Keiki (GM): Alrighty then. It's time to canonically start this.
Zap: Kyogre kicked my ass ;~;
[MUSIC] Spooky-Factory
Wizzy: Last time, Shrody got turned into a scarecrow. Catena immediately feared for the tattle log
Will our adventurers overcome this challenge?!
Wanda: I'm not sure why but I think I hate that man behind the counter.
Acre: oh no character time
hnnng
The group enters the bright light to find a black flower guy shining a light on them.
Payzme: ... Well, it seems we shall do business today.
Payzme adjusts his shades guardedly.
Spooker: What's this 40 coin item here?
Payzme puts away his strange flashlight.
PrinceShroob: A hammer, gloves, boots...what are the next three items on the right there?
Payzme: It'd do you well to not touch it unless you intend on buying it.
And even then... Well, my wares may not fare well in uneasy hands.
The right there is a Headbonk Hat.
Layze: oh my god that's a bazooka on the right isn't it
Payzme: But not just any. It's a SUPER headbonk hat.
Payzme: Pay no heed to the bazooka though.
I definitely do not want someone like you handling a bazooka.
Catena: That's...more like a stomach.
But okay. Hat it is.
Layze: it's a hat at an angle
Zap: I could tell it was a hat
Acre: It still looks like a stomach
Shrody: looks around the store while on Brad's back
PrinceShroob: ...really should've done the /me thing
Shrody temporarily ingrains himself into Brad's mind somehow!
Wanda cuts to the chase and buys a maple syrup
PrinceShroob: The f*ck does that mean? Do I talk through Brad now?
Oh
Guess so.
Acre: it means a bro/parasitic relationship
Payzme: The thing you're looking at is something I whipped up on the fly to deal with ghosts.
Mystery waves at Wanda while licking a lollipop.
Blitzin' Bradley: You fucking assholes!
Spooker: That doesn't seem suspicious at all
I'll take it! ^.^!
Blitzin' Bradley: Why did you let this guy carry me!? You all know I hate this guy!
Payzme: It's a Ghost-B-Gone. Working title. Copyright's a pain.
Wanda: Oh, I see the musclebrain has been possessed by a neurotic.
Kreg: Why is Brad speaking nonsense?
Blitzin' Bradley: I'm not talking to you, black flower!
Catena: Recommend me things to take on a guy named Satan.
Payzme: Race joke too easy.
But another arm of myself felt like carrying it out anyway.
Somebody buy something before this gets too meta.
Blitzin' Bradley: You guys are lucky I'm capable of controlling stupid people's minds for an amount of time, or else I'd get my buddies to kill all of you!
That's really rude.
Payzme: Friends in high places, I see.
Catena: Yeah, that's nice, but no one is falling for it.
Layze: cake I did buy a maple syrup in case you din't see
Payzme: Don't worry Wanda. I watch all transactions. Carefully.
Kreg: Oh hey look Spooker, a Boo Sheet
Spooker: I wanna buy the ghost thing <.>
Yes! I saw, but still too expensive ;.;
Wanda: I suppose I'm supposed to be impressed that you know my name?
Payzme: The deal is done.
Wanda: Hmph, I know your type.
You just have security cameras in the factory.
Spooker: I have a friend who literally gives them away, and my ability is the same effort... so it's not worth it ;.;
Catena: Anyone want to buy the lantern thing?
Kreg just waits by the door because he doesn't want anything
Spooker: This red thing looks like fun though!
Layze: actually that 30-coin item is the gown of the boo sheet boo
it still functions just like a normal boo sheet
but it's signed by boo sheet boo
Payzme: You lot may have noticed the increased activity of ghosts, though, right?
Spooker: I am being quite active yes
Catena: Yeah, I'm being followed by two.
Keiki (GM): ... Boo sheet boo. Man, that's some nostalgia right there.
Blitzin' Bradley: I'll take the ghost light.
Boo Sheet Boo is the best
Kreg: Yeah, our scarecrow here is the result of such an attack
It's really unfortunate.
Payzme grunts and nods to himself.
Catena: Although I have to say I totally called it.
He didn't pay attention to the important discussion. I said he would become a scarecrow if he didn't.
Wanda: And to be fair, he did stay perfectly still while Satan was walking towards him.
Zap: 14%, Imma catch it right?
Ha ha ya I failed whatever
Catena: yeah, he's kind of a dumbo
but still
it's not like he CAN hear us anyway
scarecrows don't have brains. true faX
Kreg: What if he COULD hear you?
Spooker: What's this 10 coin thing?
Kreg: That looks like a Lightning Bolt, Spooker
Blitzin' Bradley: ...I hate you all.
Catena: He would listen to me calling him a brainless scarecrow.
So...I dunno. Nothing, I guess.
Blitzin' Bradley sets his ray gun to "Shrink"!
Blitzin' Bradley shoots Shrody with a ray gun, dealing
3 damage! Shrody is
not shrunken .
Blitzin' Bradley: ...no, I didn't mean to do that.
PrinceShroob: Really, I didn't.
Blitzin' Bradley sets his ray gun to "Shrink"!
Blitzin' Bradley shoots Catena with a ray gun, dealing
3 damage! Catena is
shrunken .
Blitzin' Bradley: THAT is what I meant to do!
Catena: I think that's enough messing around.
Someone, anyone, get the flashlight and let's mosey.
Blitzin' Bradley: I already got the flashlight.
Catena: Preferably not the guy that can't use items.
Spooker: I got one too <.>
Blitzin' Bradley: I can still use items through this meathead!
Spooker: Wait what is going on <.>
Payzme: Exercise extreme caution if you want to get Strawhead.
Layze: I'm not sure why it took until just now
Blitzin' Bradley: Yes, Spooker?
Layze: but the reality of me having named this character payzme has just hit me like a truck and I can't stop laughing
PrinceShroob: Because it's a pun on "pays me"?
Payzme: The Ghost-B-Gone is made with the anti-ectoplasm properties of scarlet corruption.
That...thing.
what
Payzme: It'll shine a red glow on ghost activity.
Spooker: Ah, nevermind, I think I get it... <.>
Payzme: From there, you should be able to strike at it.
Wanda: Ah yes, scarlet corruption.
Blitzin' Bradley: Fascinating.
Payzme: Be careful. And don't split up.
Wanda: I wrote my thesis about that.
Payzme: It was a pretty garbage arc, to be quite honest.
Catena: Yeah. It was garbage.
What does it do to scarecrows?
PrinceShroob: I just thought of something. Couldn't I be a jerk and steal all of Bradley's coins?
Payzme: I have no idea how to cure the scarecrows.
To be honest, I'd rather they stay this way.
The factory's a lot quieter now.
Wanda: I believe you'll find that fire is an effective solution to scarecrows.
Wait, what?
Blitzin' Bradley: Great, so I have to be in this guy's head for a while. Fucking incredible.
Spooker: Don't you lose business with fewer people to sell to? <.>
Wanda: The machinery should be making MUCH more noise than the workers.
I don't understand this place.
Blitzin' Bradley: Go ahead and set me on fire. Pretty sure my fire immunity is still active.
Catena: And you probably wouldn't be able to sell anything.
Payzme: You'd be surprised.
Catena: And you have a baby flower next to you.
BABY flower.
like BABY I HATE ALIENS flower
Blitzin' Bradley: I'm right here, you ass.
Payzme: Weirdest group I've ever had the pleasure of dealing business to.
But uh... you guys got any ghosts to get rid of? Business has been slow.
Wanda: I don't believe you.
Payzme: Oh yeah, I do know Layze.
Wanda: So, this is for sale, is it?
Wanda: How effective is a rocket launcher on ghosts?
Zap: Clearly we should all do Luigi's mission and come back with all the piles of coins he's going to give us
Wanda flies over and pushes greg over so he stops pacing
Payzme: ... Have you ever tried shooting a ghost?
I think the scarecrow has?
Kreg: Wouldn't they just... phase through the bullet
Wanda: Well, I did go through a bit of a rough patch in high school.
Payzme: Because that's a dumb idea.
Kreg: Unless you caught them off-guard
Keiki (GM): You guys want to exit the shop?
Layze: yea I think we're done
Spooker: I wonder if we can heal somewhere... <.>
Kreg: I suppose we should solve this case, huh gang?
Wanda: I think we should split up.
Spooker: I wanna be Shaggy
Blitzin' Bradley: Uh, guys, does anyone else notice the scarecrow up there?
Wanda: All of you go check in the incinerator, I'll leave this stupid factory.
Spooker: Nu, I liked him ;~;
When was this door here?
Spooker backs away since it might fall on the person who tries to open it
Kreg attempts to open the door
Blitzin' Bradley: Cold, huh?
Catena: We got a bunch of keys just for this.
Kreg successfully opens the door.
Catena: Well, but we won't NEED them.
With some help from some keys.
Catena: ok we will need it
Man, what is with my perception of reality nowadays
Layze: cake that is this thing over here attached to the building south of the shelves
what is*
Who wants to go first?
Blitzin' Bradley: I'll go. I'm already a scarecrow, and I don't give a fuck what happens to this guy.
Keiki (GM): It's a chute.
Layze: like off of the conveyor belt?
or into that building
Keiki (GM): It lowers down onto the conveyor belt.
Like it would add something to it!
Kreg: ...Shrody are you talking through Brad
how in the world
Blitzin' Bradley: YES! FOR FUCKS SAKE, DIDN'T I SAY THAT BEFORE!?
Catena: Or maybe alien leeches, who knows.
Brad and Shrody go first.
Kreg: Bro power is a marvelous thing.
Blitzin' Bradley: Shut up, Kreg.
Layze: jump to the conveyor belt, pull the chute down, and climb it into that room?
Kreg: Well, you first then Shrody.
Blitzin' Bradley: SHINE SPRITE, MINE!
Catena: Well, we got another one.
Kreg: I guess we found the freezer.
Shrody hits the shine sprite through Brad's body
Zap: I thought the lights went out and we were gonna die
Kreg: ...why would a cereal plant need a freezer
Brad receives a shine sprite!
Layze: I have a bad feeling there's gonna be a scarecrow where wanda was when we go back to the other map
Kreg: She said she was leaving
Shrody makes Brad's body put it in his(Shrody's) inventory
Zap: I know that, Spooker doesn't
Kreg: And honestly I'm really getting tired of having to hear her call me the wrong name on purpose.
Kreg: So I didn't try this time to keep her with us against my better judgement.
At least Kreggles is almost my name!
Catena: So...someone IS making sure the freezer door doesn't close on us, right.
Zap: Also I am having my third glass of milk today, huzzah
Shrody's mind control seems to wane.
Kreg: Yeah I made sure of that
Catena: We don't need a freezer episode
Kreg: ...what would a freezer episode even be
Shrody is thinking "for fucks sake"
Layze: the episode where everyone gets locked in the freezer
Shrody can't find Brad's bag!
Catena: Guys getting stuck in a freezer and then more people get stuck in too for dumb reasons
Blitzin' Bradley: Why the fuck can't I find this guys bag!?
Layze: kreg accidentally lets the door shut behind him
see
Layze: then wanda gets tired of waiting and comes and and lets the door shut behind her
PrinceShroob: No seriously, why can't I take the Shine sprite for Shrody?
Catena: I mean, I guess we could take one quick look at the supplies to find cool stuff.
Wizzy: shroob I don't think you have working limbs
Layze: then scarecrow dude comes in to get us but lets the door close behind him
Keiki (GM): Just figured out why Cody's not here yet
Chine doesn't have daylight savings
Wizzy: anyway this freezer sucks I want out
oh
well
Catena gives the quickest scan to the freezer goodies for...goodies.
The door clucks around as Kreg tries to open it, but after some shoves, it opens.
Layze: then sponia comes to save us all from the freezer but forgets what he's doing
PrinceShroob: Okay, now the whole gang is here!
Keiki (GM): Anyway, the reason you can't take it for your own is because Cody's here now!
Dude, that's a shitty reason. He wasn't here when I tried that.
Cody C.: Hey everyone. Daylight savings doesn't exist here.
Zap: Oh hey Wanda isn't dead
Acre: shroob, you're selfish and a mean guy
yes she is
but
PrinceShroob: Plus, doesn't Brad already have a Shine Sprite?
I've never gotten one.
Acre: Didn't give it yet.
PrinceShroob: ...Really? I thought he did...
Wizzy: We had a spare we were giving him
Keiki (GM): He's the only one without one!
Zap: He did and gave it to Spooker
Layze: can this conveyor belt be jumped to from here
Also this
Acre: SO basically, Shroob has been mind leeching you for an hour
Wizzy: cody yous good people
that is perfect
Anyone else hear that just now?
Layze: what just happened
where'd wanda go
oh no
Acre: Gang exploration time is a go.
Gang exploration time is a go.
PrinceShroob: ...Obviously she's gone.
NO
found her
Spooker: They should have a Hot Spring in here or something
Spooker: Everyone else noticed he was a scarecrow a while ago
Catena: How come he's not a green scarecrow.
Kreg: Stay together and look for this... Strawhead I think?
Layze: in SMRPG a scarecrow'd character could still use magic
JUST SAYIN'
Keiki (GM): Yes. You can.
PrinceShroob: Do I at least keep the flashlight that I bought?
Keiki (GM): That was with your money.
Catena: We just said stick together.
Blitzin' Bradley: Where the bros goes, the Brad follows.
...oh no
guys
the conveyor belt
PrinceShroob: Shrody is still being carried by Brad, yes?
Cody C.: Not going to leave a bro behind.
Layze: oh man someone else finally noticed
Keiki (GM): Yes. Unless he doesn't want to. And after that stunt I'd be surprised if he still does!
Zap: I noticed a while ago
Acre: I did, but thought it was flying.
Zap: But Spooker couldn't see her
Acre: I didn't know this was a conveyor belt.
PrinceShroob: Oh, I noticed a while ago. I just didn't say anything because reasons.
Also because Shrody can't talk anymore.
Wizzy: (I noticed I just didn't think across the map is really identifiable)
Cody C.: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Acre: Well, that's a scarecrow alright.
Acre: I meant to say that.
I really did.
Kreg: Spooker, you wanna go grab her?
PrinceShroob: Look on the bright side! Now Shrody and Wanda can be Scarcrow lovers!!
*Scarecrow
Wanda shoots a fireball toward spooker
Cody C.: Not even Brad would highfive that.
Huh?
Layze: guys that passage goes under the conveyor belt
I think you can just jump to it from where you are
Suddenly, the conveyor belt lurches to life.
Catena: I knew that would happen.
Catena: They are not affected by the belt, man.
Spooker grabs Wanda and holds her up
Spooker then just floats there
Layze: I don't think scarecrows float acre
Spooker: Now what? I can't float bck up <.>
Acre: Brady has been dragging Shrody all this time
Though scarecrows don't weigh much, it's enough for Spooker to drag across the conveyor belt.
Jump down the tunnel
Okay!
NO
SPOOKER
THE FLASHLIGHT
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] ????
Wanda shoots another fireball at spooker
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Cody C. takes initiative!
Spooker takes initiative!
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Layze: shrody and I as well?
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wizzy: Well you can cast spells at least
or you know
Zap: And Rog still goes last, after immoble scarecrows
Keiki (GM): Take a ten minute break, I'mma look up some bitchin' music.
Wizzy: be an annoying bitch and hit us all with fireballs, whatever works
Wanda communicates entirely with fire now
Acre: DOn't catch on fire.
Wizzy: one fireball for yes, two for no
Zap: I almost want to see the scarecrow's pallate for Spooker
Wizzy: four for "I'd like to buy a consonant"
Acre: five for I don't know
PrinceShroob: It'd just be green, I imagine.
Acre: Six for can you repeat the spicy memes
all I care is that if Catena's scarecrow DOESN'T have a pirate hat on, I'll be slightly sad.
Or a pirate symbol on the strawhat.
Wizzy: I will not let you be a scarecrow
Acre: wizzy I must unlock all the customes
Wizzy: does my scarecrow get little spikes
and a sweet scarf
Layze: would spooker's feature his new mustache
Wizzy: Also next time we go to the weapon shop I'm totally planning to have wings attached to my shell
Wizzy: So then I can be the bestest
Acre: Quick, let's make the scarecrow sprites a chore for cake so he won't scarecrow us
Layze: we need to go back to payzme's store once this is all sorted
so wanda can begin her new hat collection
Keiki (GM): He can finally attack someone in 1st place.
Hell yeah I hate hitting the guy just in front of me
or actually having to aim
Acre: I noticed I still had that new SBHS open and still found it amazing
Cody C.: It's a labor of love, really
PrinceShroob: Also, Spooker is holding Wanda now, right?
Cody C.: One day Shroob-senpai will notice me and I'll be the happiest girl in school.
Keiki (GM): He is, but it makes him drag on the ground.
Also, think I got this shit settled.
Acre: quick let's search for tips for fighting strawhead in the super mario wiki
because this guys must be totally from SMRPG
I am the unfunniest guy ever.
????: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
well
Wizzy: ...2 hours of Doopliss?
PrinceShroob: ...The fuck is this?
Steev: 2 hours isn't enough
Wizzy: It's kickin' though, I like it
Keiki (GM): There's nothing really good for Doopliss.
Steev: so is ??? just a fucked up tonberry
Zap: What's the range on the flashlight thing?
Steev: you're all fucked then
Keiki (GM): It'll probably hit him. There is no macro for it.
Layze: except instead of running you through with a knife empowered by the souls of every life you've ended it turns you into a scarecrow
Zap uses the flashlight thing on ???
Spooker uses the flashlight on ???
Acre: It's literally an enemy in SMRPG. I just checked.
The flashlight hits the figure, and it laughs.
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Steev: reverse google image searched it
Steev: got freddy fazbear and pedobear
Kreg: ...I don't think laughing is the effect we wanted
Catena: Well, it's not a ghost.
It's a Satan.
PrinceShroob: Did that do nothing?
Layze: for anyone curious
Kreg: WHY IS IT LAUGHING LIKE THIS
Wanda throws 12 fireballs at Catena for "I told you so"
Keiki (GM): It probably did nothing.
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Strawhead.
Catena is secretly immune to fire
Shrody finds nothing on Strawhead...
Acre: I feel gimped on my tattle log.
PrinceShroob: Are you serious!?
Kreg jumps down onto the belt
Wanda throws 12 more fireballs at Catena, followed by a lightning bolt as an exclamation point
PrinceShroob: Was that a fail, or is this thing untattleable?
Kreg attempts to use Battle Rally!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
PrinceShroob: So 5 wasn't high enough then?
Damn...
Kreg gives a rallying shout, invigorating anyone
12.5 feet away from him. Anyone hearing the shout receives a +2 Power bonus for 2 turns!
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
That's everyone
A lot.
Kreg: LET'S GET HIM AND PUT A STOP TO THIS, GUYS!
Layze: what is this music
this is cool
Blitzin' Bradley jumps down to charge that ghost bro.
Layze: could I get like a youtube link to this or something
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Strawhead!
And maybe later!
Cody C.: Uh... forgot how to do damage.
Steev: the laugh track is the most annoying part
Cody C.: Been so long since I actually fought.
kill iiit
2 hours of children laughing
Wizzy: no it build flavor
Acre: I like the laughing
Keiki (GM): It should be ram or something.
Zap: Fuck, I was gonna buy something on eBay but entirely forgot due to playing this ;____;
Cody C. rushes in for a tackle on Strawhead, dealing
12 damage! Strawhead is
not stunned !
Blitzin' Bradley: Only I did that
Ake: Zap, do you still bid manually?
As in yes
I forgot that that was a thing
Acre: Light speed is slow.
Cody C.: Uhh, my turn is over btw
Keiki (GM): Sorry, dicking around with macros and shit.
Layze: guys what do you think, do we want that lantern on or off
wanda uses 613 fireballs to communicate this question
PrinceShroob: Pretty sure having it on is what allowed us to damage it in the first place.
Wizzy: only one way we're gonna know
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Steev: maybe on lets you do physical damage, off lets you do magic damage
this is a gimmick rpg baws
can i habe de pusi pls
Cody C.: can i get the pusi
Wanda attempts to use 'SCROW FIREBALL!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
PrinceShroob: Well, let me get another tattle off, then maybe I can find something out.
Wanda tosses a fireball at Strawhead, dealing
6 damage. Strawhead is
not burned .
Acre: The tattle log ruse was a DISTACTION
Cody C.: it's like you must be toking up on a JOINT to make you STONED
Catena jumps off on the belt
Keiki (GM): Oh wait, this guy didn't move.
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena in the future, maybe
Wizzy: you accidentally took him off the turn order
Zap: GM enters the battlefield
Wizzy: oh well he's where he was so it's all good
???? gets in Blitzin' Brad's face and blows some S'crow Dust!
Blitzin' Bradley does nothing because he's a scarecrow
Acre: Is the lantern on or off?
Acre: The sprite says it's on
Steev: it looks worse with it off
Cody C.: Thought it went out when I smacked him
????: Hee hee! Now you can do your thing!
Remember to take turns!
Cody C.: God damn good manners ghosts
Acre: yes, thank you, mister spooky ghosts
I'll take that to heart.
Catena: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena attempts to use Crab Time??!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena summons
4 Sidestepper(s)! They scuttle alongside Catena angrily.
crab time
extra targets
Done
Wizzy: (I really hope we see crab scarecrows)
Can these crabs all attack in the same turn?
Zap: Lucky Start and FP think for layze?
Acre: Can Catena ALSO attack?
and can I have HPz
Layze: I had full FP when my turn started
Spooker feels extra lucky today.
Spooker is now
regenerating HP!
Spooker is now
regenerating HP!
Spooker is now
electrified!
Dunno why he would be so lucky today. Damn it feels good to be green.
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Zap: What would Special Spook be again?
Keiki (GM): Random statuses!
Zap: But which thing to I roll with?
Keiki (GM): Well. A singular.
You don't need to roll for anything.
PrinceShroob: Don't forget the conveyor belt.
Keiki (GM): Thanks Shrody.
Layze: yo cake I think wanda's token was healed when you turned her into a scarecrow so I haev no clue how much she actually has
Acre: where does it lead to exactly?
The crushers seem to lurch to life!
Keiki (GM): Roll with it.
Kreg: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn.
Spooker scares Strawhead with a special,
freezing spook!
Steev: push the spookything in the incinerator
PrinceShroob: That actually worked?
now he's invulnerable
so uh
Catena: Well, I've seen my fair share of bizarre concepts.
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Strawhead.
PrinceShroob: What is this guy's level!?
Zap: It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
Wizzy: Probably pretty high considering we're all around level 5
Layze: nerd that line was changed in kai
Acre: nice dank meme, bro
PrinceShroob: If it was 6, then I'm pretty sure that tattle would've worked since 5+2 is 7.
Zap: Memes never die if you keep them close to your heart
Wizzy: well let's wait for THE GLORIOUS KEIKI to give us the result
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. It's a failure.
PrinceShroob: Dude, the turn order changed. Pretty sure that meant fail.
Keiki (GM): Oh. Brad is missing. Dammit.
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Acre: Turn order is bizarre anyway.
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Keiki (GM): Make your move, man.
Koopeep gets the sudden feeling that her group isn't the worst bunch of useless fighters ever
Keiki (GM): Transformations are kinda cool, but after this, I think I'm going to tone it down!
Wizzy: Can I just take Wanda and chuck her backwards on the belt away from the crushers?
Keiki (GM): Actually you can just toss her toward the crushers if you'd like
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy: But I don't want to crush people
Wizzy: I like it when they live
Unless they're directly attacking me in combat
Zap: Spooker would waste time saving her anyway
Keiki (GM): You can lift her but you can't throw her.
Throwing is kinda Brad's thing.
Acre: Crabs can do things.
Cody C.: Can I still throw like this?
Ake: That scarecrow has intense muscles.
Layze: pick up wanda and stick her in your shell
carry her around like a fucking battle standard
Bobo_Jinky: no like that midget from mad max
Acre: Kreg now has a war banner.
Wizzy: A banner to go along with that rally cry I gave earlier
Layze: wanda is definitely the cutest scarecrow btw
Wizzy: Anyway uh I guess that'll probably take up my whole turn so
PrinceShroob: She's also the bitchiest.
Cody C.: Nah that's Shrody
ohhh
PrinceShroob: Wait, did Brad move?
Cody C.: Not since I punched the dude
Layze: yeah he fell off the turn order
do uh
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. Make a move son.
take your turn there cody
Acre: These scarecrows spirtes sure are confusing in the turn order.
Blitzin' Bradley attempts to use Hazing!
Blitzin' Bradley knows about timed hits!
Blitzin' Bradley picks up Strawhead, shakes him around, and throws. Strawhead is send flying
12.5 feet away, dealing
13 damage upon landing.
Steev: oh my god look at all the s'crows
Cody C.: Toward the crusher things
Keiki (GM): Toward the crab pile
hype for scarecrow crabs
happy flower check pls
PrinceShroob: Also remember that Strawhead is frozen.
Acre: scarecrow crabs would be pretty much useless
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Acre: They don't have any special moves other than unflip.
which is not even macros but is it even necessary
Wanda attempts to fling a fireball directly at the lantern
Wanda attempts to use PYRO S'CROW!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
The lantern flares back up!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Strawhead, dealing
7 damage. Strawhead is
burned .
PrinceShroob: The lantern?
now I'm scared what he's gonna do
PrinceShroob: Also, shouldn't that fireball defrost Strawhead?
Acre: you mean ..., right
Cody C.: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
???? attempts to use Nevermore!
???? knows about timed hits!
????: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Layze: okay either put the lantern out or never put the lantern out
???? summons 4 crows... wait, these aren't crows!
more scarecrows
Catena: Wow, what a copycat.
I hope one of them is secretly Avalanche.
Steev: I was thinking the same thing
so this is where they went
Rockhopper: I have the strange urge to peck things now.
Rockhopper utilizes inner Power on Shrody!
Rockhopper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: Do I guard still?
Zap: I like how my Special Spook didn't even do anything because he immdiately got thawed
-_-
Wizzy: you rolled a bad status unfortunately
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody tries to guard against Sidestepper's attack!
Layze: that and I REALLY wanted to know what the lantern did
Zap: Are we sure he doesn't get hurt if he's Frozen?
PrinceShroob: wrong target
whatevs
Wizzy: we have a log that says as much so
Rockhopper pecks Shrody, dealing
0 damage!
Rockhopper utilizes inner Power on Shrody!
Rockhopper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: ...Do I even bother?
Wizzy: Status effects, under Handouts on the second tab
PrinceShroob: The last one did nothing anyways.
Rockhopper utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Bradley!
Rockhopper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Steev: you guys could use a healer to de s'crow you
Cody C. tries to guard against Blitzin' Bradley's attack!
Steev: healers are valuable members of any adventuring fellowship
Rockhopper utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Cody C.: I think I did that wrong
Rockhopper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: If Bradley has 3 defense, that attack would've done nothing anyways.
Layze: oh no brad has turned on his own player
Steev: AI has gone too far
I believe
PrinceShroob: Also, Spooker needs to DOOOOODGE
...
Rockhopper: I got penguins things to do.
Like slide.
Race.
Throw rocks.
Acre: Zap is playing Pokemon Shuffle.
Rockhopper: I don't even know what I'm doing here.
Rockhopper pecks Spooker, dealing
2 damage!
Spooker tries to dodge Rockhopper's attack!
Steev: pls summon avalanche
have them race
PrinceShroob: Too late, Zap.
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Rockhopper utilizes inner Power on Wanda!
Rockhopper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Ake: Have all the penguins use a summoning spell together to summon their leader.
Layze: in about 20 minutes I'll have to either leave or start doing some hardcore multitasking
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zap: Got distracted by AI jokes
Wizzy: Right but just dodge for now layze
Keiki (GM): Also because I forgot to move the crusher.
Wanda tries to dodge Rockhopper's attack!
PrinceShroob: better than gohan
I think it should be my turn before teh crushers.
Wanda somehow successfully dodges an attack while being a scarecrow attached to kreg
Keiki (GM): Oh, whoops. Go anyway!
Acre: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre utilizes inner Power on Strawhead!
Zap: Also I am floating too
Keiki (GM): If it's a 3 or higher, it hits.
Sidestepper snips at Strawhead with a hurtful pinch, causing
4 damage.
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
PrinceShroob: ...Oh right, Spooker isn't really carrying Wanda anymore.
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Strawhead!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Of course, 0's miss.
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Strawhead!
????: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
???? tries to dodge Rockhopper's attack!
Sidestepper: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Sidestepper utilizes inner Power on Strawhead!
???? tries to dodge Sidestepper's attack!
????: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Sidestepper snips at Strawhead with a hurtful pinch, causing
4 damage.
????: Just wait 'til I use my... uh, storming crow thing...
Acre: More lightning arc fodder, I guess vOv
Zap scares Strawhead with a special,
freezing spook!
Keiki (GM): You made it lol
Zap: I didn't realize Freeze was practically useless, I hadn't seen that page
Acre: it's ok, let's just make the guy get crushed
Keiki (GM): Iiiiit's Shrody's turn!
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Strawhead.
PrinceShroob: Please tell me that's a success.
Wizzy: I wish Acre counted :c
Shrody finally figures it out!
Steev: inb4 the fires of mount doom are the only thing that can destroy this thing
Acre: hahahahaha get served son
Oh
well, whatever
The figure isn't actually Strawhead at all...
Cody C.: the strawhead ruse
was a DISTACTION
I was rused
Wizzy: I hope this turns Metroid Prime on us and this boss actually has multiple scans
Zap: Or maybe he has Metroid weaknesses
Zap: And Freezing him was the only true way to kill him
Layze: oh and can I just mention
how much I love the troll with the ghost flashlights
Acre: It's a ghost when the lantern is on.
The figure drops the lantern and escapes the sheets.
Acre: Or off, I don't even know
HEY NOW
Steev: Let's see who the ghost really was
Acre: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT WAITING FoR OUR TURNS
Steev: It's henry the hypnotist!
NO
Cody C.: meddling kids and your stupid dog
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory
Steev: is that one of those cousins from katamari damaci
Acre: so we're basically screwed
The Rockhoppers disappear!
Steev: back to losing at races for them
PrinceShroob: ...Did we literally win thanks to my tattle finally working?
Acre: It was all a ruse to make people pay Payzme for lame weapons.
Kreg: Didn't we just see you?
Steev: make it pay for its crimes
The crushers stomp to halt.
Ake: Man, isn't Mystery like ten years old now?
Layze: no he has to stay a toddler because that's the joke
I guess
The conveyor powers down.
Wanda, Shrody, and Brad revert to their old selves!
Blitzin' Bradley: Heh, wood.
Layze: the actual joke is that axeman was a raving lunatic who somehow caused me character to have a son but whatever
Anyhow.
Hello!
Kreg: Why in the world were you going around turning people into scarecrows?!
Wanda: I knew it all along.
Mystery continues crying.
Wanda: Wow Jackson, you must feel like a big man, yelling at a child like that.
Sidestepper makes FUNNY FACES ROFL
also yaaay
quad yay
Mystery reduces his crying to sniffles.
Mystery: It... It was just a pwank...
Kreg wants to say more but stays silent
Shrody: Pranks aren't supposed to involve conveyor belts taking us to the crusher!!
Catena: Sometime you gotta learn that pranks--be quiet shrody
"I guess I could explain this more."
Kreg: Who in the heck are YOU?
Acre: ...was it called jengoo
Jengoo: Prank seems to be the wrong word... I'd call it more of a stunt.
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify --.
Shrody: that was on the caped ghost thing
Catena: Shroody, just let the guy introduce himself.
Shrody: But I have to tattle everything!
Catena: So, please, do that before you drop the stunt ruse act..
Wanda picks up Mystery and sets him on her head
Zap: No wait ya it's a cape
Jengoo: Sponia wanted something to drum up hype for a new haunted brand of Sponi-Flakes next Halloween.
Shrody: Looks like a cape to me.
Wanda: Oh my god, did he set this up and forget about it?
Catena: As in, not even remotely close to now.
Spooker: Even I know that doesn't make any sense
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro, Halloween is the absolute illest holiday.
Shrody: What? Why would he just forget about that? Surely he isn't THAT dumb. Heck, even Bradley isn't that stupid.
Jengoo: Spizzy hired some boos and draped some crud over Mystery so he could be... mysterious.
Blitzin' Bradley: Every Halloween Brad passes out FOOTBALLS to little kids. I don't get why they cry when I throw ball at them!
bradley is too much best character
I can't deal
think I know why
But I don't think I can explain it to you
Maybe Shrody can.
Blitzin' Bradley: Too many little nerd kids in this town.
Jengoo: I don't think even Shrody could see why kids love Sponi-Flakes.
Blitzin' Bradley: Like, just catch the ball. God damn. I don't want to hear about your neckbrace or whatever.
Shrody: Basically, kids go trick or treating for candy, not being pelted with footballs by a crazed meathead.
Wanda: Are we done making stupid jokes?
Blitzin' Bradley starts flexing as he gets more and more worked up, eventually removing himself from the conversation and pumping iron.
Catena: We should be by now.
Jengoo: Anyway, uh... we didn't expect this prank to go so far.
Shrody: Also, clearly it's because of all sugar in it.
Kreg: So basically we solved the--
Wanda: Right now there is nothing I want more than to LEAVE this murder machine you call a factory.
Kreg stops himself from making an awful pun
Catena: You solved the case.
Good job.
Jengoo: I think it's pretty cool, all steeped in an ancient myth. Mystery authentically pulled off the Strawhead thing.
Case.
Catena: Well, for a Halloween drama act, I sure wasn't scared.
Jengoo: Well, uh... for a nice compensation, I'd go see Sponia.
Catena: We just stumbled upon this?
Jengoo: ... Yeah. You kinda caught us in an awkward time.
Catena: This whole..."turn your own workers into scarecrows and shove them in boxes".
act
Wanda: What about all of the workers on strike?
Jengoo: Yep! It's an act.
Blitzin' Bradley: I only put nerds in boxes if they don't do my math homework.
Blitzin' Bradley resumes flexing.
Kreg: Have rioters in front of the gates act
Wanda: B-but there was a riot!
People were killed!
Catena: And....you made the "act" inside of the factory.
Kreg: I fell in an incinerator.
Catena: Hoping people would get spooked by a Halloween themed cereal.
Kreg: I just want to make that clear, I fell in an incinerator.
Spizzy leaps onto the conveyor belt.
Catena: I bet this was Spizzy's idea.
Wanda: The whole world doesn't revolve around you, Thomas!
Spizzy: Just want to make it perfectly clear here!
We are not responsible for trespassers who fall in the boiler or any such similar objects.
Wanda: That worker down there is still a scarecrow!
Catena snips at Sidestepper with a hurtful pinch, causing
2 damage.
Wanda: So is the janitor!
Kreg: Right I'm just going to
go down this shaft
Kreg: find out where it goes
then we'll all meet up with Sponia
and have a great tea party, I assure you
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro I LOVE tea
Wanda: I see, it appears I was turned into a scarecrow over an empty room.
I'm so glad this happened.
Acre: Keep in mind the spooky factory theme is still playing.
It appears to be empty...
Acre: The case is not over.
Wanda: I am going to leave and buy a compass to ensure that I never so much look in the direction of this factory again.
Several crates labeled "NAILS" litter the room.
Shrody: Wow this room is boring.
Spizzy: Two figures materialize!
Layze: multitask mode engaged btw
Blitzin' Bradley: Don't worry Shrody-bro. I can make this room a lot more interesting with a freestyle rap.
Catena: guys help how do I go down a ladder
Blitzin' Bradley starts beatboxing
Kreg: it's a chute catena
Blitzin' Bradley: MY NAME IS BRADLEY
Catena: I don't even know
Blitzin' Bradley: BECAUSE I'M RAD-LY
HANGING WITH SHRODY
WHO FIGHTS ALL TATTLE-Y
Shrody: That was the worst rap song I have ever heard.
Hi?
Blitzin' Bradley: AND THEN THERE'S WANDA
WHO'S REALLY FONDA
Blitzin' Bradley: LIGHTING FIRE
Blitzin' Bradley: I AIN'T NO LIAR
Layze: It stinks in here.
Wanda: I hate this factory.
Bunniboola: Are the ghosts gone?
Spooker: If there were any ghosts at all, I think it was all a lie? I got confused somewhere
Bunniboola: Who is this rapping
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify --.
Bunniboola: ... Pretty sure there were some ghosts.
Catena: I hear voices over there? Are there factory workers down there stuffed in boxes??
Bunniboola: Huh. Oh well!
REMIND ME TO SNIP SPIZZY ONCE MORE
Kreg: Yeah you two can leave now, it's safe
Keiki (GM): So, does everyone want to head for Sponia?
Kreg: if there's nothing else to see here
Zap: Aw, did we just meet these two to do nothing?
Wizzy: This entire chapter has been reference chapter
I'm not entirely suprised
Zap: I forget Bunniboola's history
Wizzy: I would be surprised if Chet and Wood Mage ever made an appearance honestly
Considering they were literally the most "there" characters
Acre: but they are obviously not aware catena and spooker were factory workers
Keiki (GM): I just saw someone's drawing of a boo with anime eyes and a flower and was like "I'm going to draw this pieceo f shit"
What's so shit about layze that you wanted to draw him?
Sponia: Oh hey, ya got the... "ghost!"
Sponia: Sorry, I'm going to resign myself to hiding under this desk.
Blitzin' Bradley: AFTER THE BATTLE
WE'RE BACK IN THE OFFICE
GOING TO SEE SPONIA
Sponia: ... Is someone rapping?
Shrody: Get the fuck out here, you bastard!
Blitzin' Bradley: WANT A REWARD IN SOLACE
Catena: Brad can throw the desk away.
Blitzin' Bradley flips that shit
Sponia rolls out from under, on his side.
Sponia: Well, I suppose I should give some compensation for the... "candid publicity stunt"
The desk is in a constant state of flip.
Catena: You hired us to basically stop your marketing campaign?
Kreg: Shrody stop going behind the desk
that's really rude
2...
3...
.4!
Shrody sets his ray gun to "Shrink"!
Shrody shoots Kreg with a ray gun, dealing
3 damage! Kreg is
shrunken .
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro, how would anyone even figure out that combo
Shrody: Knew I should've tried that combo first time we were here.
Sponia: Here's what you definitely came here for! 300 coins! That's about... 50 each!
Oh.
And some other employee of the year award thing.
But really, it's just this red, grimy patch.
Catena: I think Kreg needs to pay for his burn injuries.
Sponia: I think some scarlet corruption got on it or something.
Catena: 300 coins would do nicely.
Sponia: I think it's a... swamp?
Kreg: We'll gladly take it!
Catena: man, screw that scarlet corruption thing
Keiki (GM): why is it spooky factory
Catena: it was garbage and you know it
PrinceShroob: We could buy a couple bazookas with that kind of dough!
Kreg: We'll carry it with pride, sir
Cody C.: We could bake a couple cakes with that kind of dough!
Steev: Group 1: You must appease the whims of these village elders who hold the terra patches in high esteem as memories of their times together
Steev: Group 2: You identified a child, here's a reward for a publicity stunt
Group 2's shiz is more of the quest I wanna be on
The party gains the Bog Patch! The number of Terra Wishes they can hold is now two!
Catena: It just feels so bad to be chumped time and time again.
Ake: I'll trade Koopeep for Catena.
Kreg holds the patch above his head like a Crystal Star
Kreg is, after all, a huge dork
Steev: Ake why you gotta be like that
The party can now use a second Terra Wish: Miasma!
Wizzy: Hey Catena is Kreg's bro
Acre: Catena cannot be removed from Group 2.
Steev: Then let's trade Zing for Bradley
Acre: Brad is bros with Shrody.
Keiki (GM): I'd have him in our group. Except... Man, that's SV, nigga.
Steev: shrody can be friends with that x-naut
Acre: the x-naut is dead, steve
Ake: You gotta keep it balanced, Cake.
Wizzy: The X-Naut doesn't exist anymore
Ake: You know what happens when you stick all the awesome people in one group?
when'd that happen?
Acre: I think the parties are both fairly even.
Steev: we have GMPC on our side, we get a li'l extra
extra what I don't know
Wizzy: You know it's probably for the best we unveiled Mystery when we did, I was gonna call for us the use our Wish finally
Sponia: This patch was here when we acquired this facility.
Dunno what it was doing here.
Kreg: Well don't worry, we'll take good care of it.
dude
Sponia: I think it's kinda spooky.
Kreg: Well, good thing we're taking it from here then.
Zap: Also did we gain any EXP at all?
Catena: Am I the only one that feels really bad about this whole marketing stunt being dropped on us?
I feel like a chump.
Keiki (GM): Nah. You did get a shitton of coins, though!
Kreg: Eh, stuff happens I guess.
Blitzin' Bradley: I feel like I got some real bro-bonding time with Shrody.
Kreg: At least we got compensated.
Blitzin' Bradley: Like, he
gets me now.
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Shrody: Go fuck yourself with a cactus.
Blitzin' Bradley: Good one bro!
Catena: I can't stay mad at that laugh
Blitzin' Bradley highfives Shrody
Shrody and Blitzin' Bradley are going BRO TIER.
Kreg: Come on everyone, let's get outta here.
Cody C.
it was a hologram
HAND BITE BROS. was learned!
Cody C.: teleports behind u
nothing personnel
Acre: never leave group 2
Steev: cody join group 1 instead
we need you the most
and by need I mean want
Bobo_Jinky: Group 1, Group 2, Group Cody plz
Cody C.: Only if Shrody takes me.
uhh
goes with me
PrinceShroob: Shrody would only join Group 1 if Bradley ISN'T.
Sponia: Anyway, you folks wanna leave? I gotta make a... call.
Acre: oh no what a stalemate
PrinceShroob: Hey, I'm just stating the facts here.
Cody C.: Then group 2 needs me.
Kreg: You know, I'm really getting sick of that laugh.
Zap: Ending here or a bit more?
Shrody will be bro as fuck
Keiki (GM): Head back into Toadbrook?
Catena: Yeah, whatever. I'm a bit mad.
Sure
IRON ENRICHMENT
UGHH
Zap: Unless someone wants a Bazooka
nvm y
PrinceShroob: I'd love a bazooka!
Keiki (GM): You guys were in the iron enrichment facility.
Keiki (GM): It was the room with all the nails.
GOD
Keiki (GM): Did someone just figure it out
Anyway. To Toadbrook!
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Wizzy: I didn't realize that room was called the Iron Enrichment Facility
Keiki (GM): Aw, it looks like you didn't figure it out.
Ah well.
So uh...Brad.
Shrody goes back to his ship.
Catena: What plans do you have now?
Blitzin' Bradley: Yeah bro?
Kreg goes to Merlon to tell him the GOOD NEWS
Shrody goes back into his ship and discovers that he left his Shroobish Scouter!
Koopeep: Sweet cuppin cakes, I hate the cold
Blitzin' Bradley: Well, my dream is to be the world's best FOOTBALL guy. I'm going to be king of the FOOTBALL.
PrinceShroob: Wait, what?
Blitzin' Bradley: So, I need some bros to travel with.
PrinceShroob: Shroobish Scouter?
Catena: Well, let me tell you what it is we are doing.
...And Wanda can at least care to overhear this.
We are collecting patches to make this Mario guy not mind controlled.
I think.
By some guys tat really hate football.
Like, wow, I've never heard so much football badmouthing before.
The Shroobish Scouter is a piece of Shroobish eyewear that analyzes and stores data on subjects.
BRO
Nobody insults FOOTBALL
YES THEY HATE FOOTBALL
Shin: ... I hear someone yelling a lot.
Kreg: WHAT BIG JERKS THEY ARE
Blitzin' Bradley: Sounds like you guys need someone like BLITZIN' BRADLEY THUNDERBLOCK
Kreg is totally helping sell it
Blitzin' Bradley air guitar
PrinceShroob: Also, you do realize you have to draw Shrody with a scouter on now, right?
Shin: Oh hey, I recognize you. Did you say something about patches just a second ago?
Spooker: Ya outside voices! ^.^!
Koopeep: Also wasn't there another one of you before?
Catena: I am talking about a sweater.
Koopeep: Where's the alien? The good one?
Catena: He...I don't know, actually.
...left
Shrody: Don't mind us, we just crazy ab-I am going to inject you with poison and fire, you dumb turtle.
Catena: Probabaly to conquer this planet.
Shin: A sweater. You seem to be collecting these sweater patches from many corners of the world, yes?
Spooker: Probablty had to go back home or something
Bakudan: I love sweaters!
Catena: Just from local shops.
Koopeep: I'm shaking in my shell, you pink nudist
Catena: And we are gathering info about the.
So we might look elsewhere as well.
Kreg: Shrody would it kill you to not pick a fight with literally everyone
Catena: Gotta expand your horizons.
Koopeep: But if we're collecting ah, sweater patches
Bakudan: Why don't we talk fashion. Catena, I think you should change your sprite! Maybe try not having a hat.
Blitzin' Bradley: Shrody, you gotta find your center, bro.
Koopeep: You should know that we are a traveling band of
what's the word
Spooker: We are collecting quilt patches
yes
Blitzin' Bradley demonstrates breathing exercises.
Catena: The hat is like my defining attribute.
And that green ghost didn't say anything.
Kreg sighs at Spooker's great discretion
Bakudan: But you were wearing it last time. Change things up a little!
Spooker: Wait I didn't? ;~;
Koopeep: Look fine, let's drop the act then
Spooker: Am I losing my voice?!
Koopeep: We're looking to kill Mario. Why are you guys getting these rags?
Kreg: Spooker are you saying things WE CAN'T HEAR YOU
Shin attempts to identify Shrody.
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Why are you trying to KILL Mario?
...why would you do that
Layze: ok im back for a few minutes
Bakudan: Because he's a bad man.
Koopeep: For the eternal gory of Lord Bowser
Shrody: Why are you looking at me like that?
Koopeep: and because he attacked my pack mule
Spooker: Well that makes sense
Shin: Oh, nothing. I just like to identify things!
Koopeep: What kind of Koopa are you that even asks that kind of question
Kreg: But... he's being controlled!
Okay, no.
Stop.
All of you. Just stop.
Shrody: Whatever, weirdo.
Wanda: Hm? Mario? Is that what we're doing?
Wanda: I wondered why you idiots were gathering those scraps of cloth.
Catena: We are collecting sweater patches.
For a SWEATER
Spooker: I am still confused
Blitzin' Bradley gazes at the clouds, amazed at all the different shapes. That one looks like... a cloud!
Koopeep: For someone wearing a pirate hat, you're not very pirate-y
Bakudan: You got more crabs!
Hello crabs!
Catena: For a white mage you don't look like you are good at healing
Bakudan: Are you all good chefs?
Koopeep: But it looks like we can help each other out. You help us kill mario, and then after we'll break his mind control.
Sidestepper: JUST THREE OF US
Bakudan: What's the fourth one?
Sidestepper: THE FOURTH ONE IS A WAITER
THAT'S ME
Bakudan: Oh, that's such a nice job!
Bakudan: I hope you get tipped nicely!
Shrody: Don't waiters have shitty wages?
Keiki (GM): Just realized Bobo's here.
Wanna join in?
Blitzin' Bradley: Not if you give them tips, Brody.
You should always tip.
Sidestepper: Tips are FINE
Koopeep: What kind of fiend doesn't tip their waiter?
Sidestepper: I BET THAT ALIEN BOY DOESN'T TIP.
Bobo_Jinky: idk i dont think tenasa has much of a stake in this right now
Koopeep: 20% at the very least, every time, gamers
Acre: just have him join and tell everyone to help people
Bakudan: You know, Toadbrook doesn't seem to have many toads!
Acre: in the trouble center
Bakudan: Look at us, all being not-toads.
Spooker: My sister doesn't let me go to resturaunts so I don't think I've ever tipped anyone before ;~;
Shrody: For the record, I always tip the waiter 15 percent. Unless they do a bad job. Then they get 12 percent.
LIAR
LIAR
Wanda: Hmph, I never tip.
They should just get a real job.
Shrody: That's it. I'm over my crush.
Sidestepper: HE'S A LIAR AND A JERK
Koopeep: oh my god another mage
Bobo_Jinky: yeah ok if you wanna throw tanasa in go for it, i'll try and roll with it
Shrody grabs that sidestepper and bites him with his Fire Bite.
Koopeep: WOAH UNCALLED FOR
Hey now.
You don't mess with the family.
Look at this strapping young Toad! Must have just sailed in.
Bakudan: ...Hey, you put that crab down!
Blitzin' Bradley: You know bro, unchecked violence towards animals is a symptom a lot of sociopaths show.
Catena: Shrody, I'm sorry, but I have to make you learn what is good manners.
Sidestepper scuttles away.
Bakudan pulls the sidestepper away.
Shrody: Shroobs are a sociopathic race. Go bite me.
Kreg does not want to be part of this conversation
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Shrody, dealing
16 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off.
Tenasa T.: Finally off that stinkin' boat...better get to work makin' my money back.
Koopeep: Wait, aren't you one of those aliens that get killed if a baby cries on them?
Hello toad!
Blitzin' Bradley: But bro, this isn't like, Shroobvilles or whatever.
Koopeep: AAAaaah that explains why you're so defensive.
Hello.
Shrody: Hey, aren't you one of those turtles that are really tiny?
Bakudan: Welcome to Toadbrook! There are crabs here. Look at the crabbies.
Keiki (GM): When you think about it, Shrody could have died to Mystery.
Tenasa T.: You know where the trouble center is around here?
Shrody shoots Koopeep with his Shrink Ray.
Spooker: I like how we are swarming this poor toad for some reason ^.^
Tenasa T.: Yeah a little space would be nice to have, y'know?
PrinceShroob: Mystery isn't a baby, though. He's a toddler.
Bakudan: Pfft, you're in the city.
Kreg: I think this is a GREAT time for me to go do something I've been meaning to do
Hey Catena
Kreg: Meet me at the Trouble Center later, alright?
Hold on.
Koopeep blows into her thumb and inflates herself like a bugs bunny cartoon
Kreg: I'm gonna need money to pay off what I'm about to do.
Catena: Where even is that?
Koopeep: White magic, bitches
Catena: OHHH HERE WE GO AGAIN
Tenasa T.: The whole place is trouble, is that what you're sayin'?
Spooker: How'd you do that?
Koopeep: It's full of troubled people.
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro, these streets is mean.
Koopeep: 6 years of white mage medical school
Tenasa T.: Heh, plenty of people to get mon-I mean help out!
Kreg heads off to Smithy's Armory or whatever it's called to attempt to get his shell outfitted with wings
Keiki (GM): I think this is the end of this session.
I mean.
You guys can keep going as long as you'd wish!
Kreg chumped me into doing a thing.
Wizzy: Yeah my character just wants nothing to do with this is all
Keiki (GM): But I think this static bit of stuff makes a good segue to the sidequests.
Catena: I am the world's biggest chump.
Wizzy: also I said "later" not "now"
PrinceShroob: Sometimes I wonder if I'm a sociopath.
Wizzy: well Kreg did but you know
Steev: nah you're just grumpy
Cody C.: You just need a bro.
Catena: Does anybody know where is the Trouble Center?
Steev: Chain Champ sounds like someone from Wisconsin trying to say Chain Chomp
PrinceShroob: I already have a bro.
Shin: Oh, the Trouble Center! Yes, I do.
Koopeep: Ah, Mr. Shin, always the helpful one
Tenasa T.: Lead the way then! Don't got all day!
Blitzin' Bradley: And his name's Blitzin' Bradley! I got you bro.
Catena: That would be fantastic bit of iformation.
Cody C.: but uh, to shroob
Spooker follows to the Trouble Center
Koopeep leads the way to the Trouble Center from behind
Shin: This right here is the Trouble Center.
Well that was easy enough.
PrinceShroob: No, my bro's name is Zap.
Koopeep: ...question, are all of us illitreate?
Cody C.: Nuh uh Zap's MY bro
illitreate wtf
Spooker: I can read a little! ^.^!
Catena: I don't know this city, man.
Cut me some slac.
Koopeep: Ok I see your big Chain Chump mouth moving but I'm not hearing any "Arrs" or "mateys" and I'm pretty disappointed
Spooker: And think he just cosplays as a pirate from what I can tell <.>
Catena: I don't see you talking about magic and magic magic puns.
Magic.
Keiki (GM): There's too many people to go inside the TC at once. So.
Spooker: Like how I am cosplaying as a boo with a mustache
Keiki (GM): Want me to show the troubles?
Steev: Lean on my shoulder, Cake. Tell me your troubles.
Wizzy: the troubling troubles
Acre: Okay but what do we even KNOW about them.
Bobo_Jinky: Trouble Center II: Troulectric Boogalo
Spooker: I request Bunniboola to have a trouble to take on plz
Acre: look at spooker requesting trouble
Keiki (GM): Perhaps in the future!
Zap: Spooker is a trouble maker
Koopeep: Secret spell? Sounds like it's up my alley
Zap: Not a single window in Boo Mansion was not broken at least once by him
Koopeep: You know, I recognize every name on this list but Luigi. Anyone know who that is? No?
Catena: Uh...I don't know what Kreg has in mind.
Spooker: Luigi is so cool
Tenasa T.: Hm....exploring a ruin seems like it'll be an easy gig.
Spooker: He is green like me
Or, he wears green, I mean
Koopeep: Is he, like, from something?
Catena: Do you know who Cayleef is?
I don't know why he's looking for a wife
Wizzy: (psst acre remember we agreed on the Merlon one)
Koopeep: When he's supposed to be WATCHING MR. SHIN'S STORE
I wouldn't BETRAY someone now would I
Koopeep: And yeah, layze is the gal who's playing as Wanda
Shin: I dunno. That guy's weird.
Wizzy: well our names just got put down on the sheet sooooo
Catena: I guess if Kreg wants money, Luigi's trouble seems the most fiting.
Spooker: I wanna help Luigi, though I might not be able to do it alone... ;.;
Catena: ...but at the same time, finding a mind controlled mario sounds like a chore
so nah
Koopeep: Wait, wait, wait, Lemmy Morta?
Catena: Nice artifacts could be sold for mad cash.
Koopeep: That weirdo back in the frozen wasteland?
Ugh
Catena: I think I'll reserve the Merlon one for Kreg and I.
Koopeep: Well he was creeping on me before. Maybe I can use my charms to get the reward without doing any work
Catena: and uh...whoever wants to join
Koopeep: Hey, Ghost! I'm signing you down for this spell trouble
Catena: but the results would be destined to whatever Kreg has in mind.
Koopeep: I need someone sensible to talk with
Brownie: I won a race today.
Steev: Wait, Cake, the secret spell would be for both of us right
right
Brownie: How are y'all doin.
I'm doing fine
being a chump
Koopeep: Aww... I love it when dogs get along
Tenasa T.: Tryin' to grab a job off this board.
Steev: I was afraid it was gonna be a thing where wanda and I would work together and then fight to the death to decide who gets it
Catena: Shrody, do you want to go with Brad?
In whatever magical adventure he might have.
Brownie: Yeah I think me and this fine bob-bomb lady are gonna go help a strange dude find a wife.
Shrody: The fuck are you high on? Of course I don't want to go wtih Brad!
Catena: Well, pick a trouble.
You have to be a good citizen.
For the alien race.
Cody C.: I'm not sure how I can take one of these quests tbh. I'm a teacher irl and spring break in the states is a normal work week for me.
Shrody: I dunno. What trouble are you doing?
Shin: I can pick up your distaste, Shrody.
Cody C.: Don't want to screw up everyone else.
Spooker: You guys still aren't citizens of this place are you? <.>
Koopeep: Brownie, you make sure that slacker doesn't goof off while he's supposed to be working the store!
We're not what?
beeoi h.: I work with the IRS irl
Shrody: Can I come with you for that?
Cody C.: Ha! I don't pay taxes.
Keiki (GM): Next week's session is canceled by the way.
Catena: Dunno why you would go with me instead of your "bro" Spooker
Keiki (GM): Perhaps you could take next week this time or something.
Brownie: I think Shin can take care of his shop better than he takes care of himself.
Catena: But alright. You can come.
Zap: He never said that XD
Keiki (GM): Also depends on the rest of the group, so.
Cody C.: Yeah, whatever works for the rest is what needs to be best. Needs of the many, tcs.
Shin: ... That is probably a true statement.
beeoi h.: So did GCG miss yet another session
PrinceShroob: She's gone.
Acre: So have the rest of you decide on a quest?
beeoi h.: This gal's giving Ninji a run for his money
No one else wants to do Luigi's, so I'll jump on board someone else's one man party I guess
Acre: Who hasn't chose anything yet?
Koopeep: Hey, while we're all gathered here, have any of you strange savages heard the good news about our King and Savior Lord Bowser?
beeoi h.: Is anyone going with Bobo on his trouble?
Bobo_Jinky: ruin exploration sounds like it'll be good
Shrody: Sorry, I'm an atheist.
Bobo_Jinky: nah im currently solo
Koopeep: He fell in the lava pits of world 1-3 for our sins, and rose again on world 2-3
Koopeep: then continued to fall and rise over a series of castles
ultimately rising and staying risen
Zap: I was planning on going with Bobo as an alternative, but he never said anythingin the thread
Koopeep: All so that we could serve him more faithfully
Catena: I no longer feel like the world's biggest chump.
Bobo_Jinky: dude idc if you wanna jump in jump in
Koopeep: So how about it, weirdos
Keiki (GM): I see a budding friendship between Spooker and Tenasa growing.
beeoi h.: I might come with him on that but how does taking more than one trouble work?
Koopeep: Who wants to serve Lord Bowser in the Koopa Troop?
Bobo_Jinky: the party is set to anyone can join
Shrody: ...I don't think you're in any position to call anyone a weirdo, turtle.
Catena: I'm fine as a...sweater patch colletor.
Koopeep: We accept all kinds, no matter how degenerate, or un-piratelike, or vulnerable to children they are
Keiki (GM): You can only take one trouble at a time!
Spooker: Bowser empowered one of the enemies of Boo Mansion and he ate a bunch of use and then Mario saved them and I don't like Bowser
Koopeep: Lord Bowser loves all kinds
If the Boos served Lord Bowser, they wouldn't have been eaten~~
Tenasa T.: I think I'll pass on your little sermon...
Shrody: So basically, you're still talking nonsense. If Bowser truly loved all beings, then he wouldn't let those boos get eaten in ANY circumstance.
Koopeep: You already heard it. You can't unhear it
Catena: Yeah, I'm good too.
Zap: Spooker is getting a bit too serious with this
beeoi h.: I'll stick with..."I Need a Wife!" then.
Cody C.: checkmate, koopa troop :^)
Koopeep: Forgot the end of my sentence.
Lord Bowser loves all kinds of FOLLOWERS
he doesn't care if you're smart, or stupid, or infertile, or a never-nude weirdo, or a leper
Cody C.: in the beginning, Bowser created NOTHING because he doesn't exist
Koopeep: He doesn't mind that you smell, or that you eat soap, or that you can't play hopscotch due to a lack of legs
Koopeep: He looks past your failings, gives you three hot meals and a warm bed, then ships you out to war
because that's the kind of great King he is
HAIL BOWSER
Shrody: Oh, so he loves all his
followers. Yeah, that pretty much further proves how horrible Bowser is. He's really no better than my princess.
Tenasa T.: Sounds like the Royal Mushroom Army...except less fanatical.
Acre: Is Bree in any quest?
Koopeep: So come on, let's all go devote our lives to destroying Mario and total global conquest
Tenasa T.: Yeah...how about no? Got better things to do then take on Mario of all people.
Koopeep: "oh wow a leader who loves all his subjects what a dick"
That's you. That's what you sound like. And even though I don't like the cut of your jib--in fact I'm pretty sure you're 100% jibless, your sort is still welcome to the Koopa Troop
Catena: why is she still rambling
Keiki (GM): It's like I'm in a Facebook religion debate
Catena: someone make her stop
Steev: mission accomplished
Cody C.: if bowser is so great why doesn't he just eat a mushroom and step on mario checkmate koopa troop :^)
Shrody: A leader who cares only about his own followers and not about the well being of others truly is not a leader I would want to serve.
Tenasa T.: Speaking of which, any of you want to hop on this Ruin Exploration gig with me?
Oughta be some good stuff in there we can nick on top of the reward!
Spooker: I think I will, it doesn't look like anyone wants to help Luigi...
Shin: I think Spooker was interested!
Spooker: My name is Spooker! ^.^ Yours was Tenasa right?
Tenasa T.: Uh...yeah, how'd you know that?
Tenasa T.: Did you look at my name in chat??
Shin: Bakudan, are you going to take on a trouble?
Koopeep: Your loss, infidels. Once Lord Bowser gets his galaxy generator started again and remakes the universe in his image, I hope you'll be more accepting of his fiery embrace. But like the good one. Not the fiery embrace that'll kill you for not following him.
Spooker: Didn't you say it before by the water? <.>
Bakudan: I thought Brownie elected for me!
Cody C.: JUMP ON THOSE WHO SAY KOOPA IS VIOLENT
ALLAHU BOWSER
Shin: What were you doing then?
Koopeep: That Cody guy gets it!
Tenasa T.: N-no I didn't, but good guess anyways??
Can you handle yourself in a fight?
Bakudan: Aren't we helping Cayleef?
Catena: What are YOU doing, uh
Spooker: Though I don't take hits very well, I'm pretty fast :33
Catena: Tourist center attendant.
Tenasa T.: Good! This veteran doesn't want to be dragging along dead weight!
Tenasa T.: Granted I'm a veteran of a few weeks but still...
Shin: Eh... I might shulk out of that one. Maybe someone else can fill in the void.
Koopeep: You know, Mr. Shin, I just realized.
There are Shy Guys
Where are the Shy Gals?
Shin: Hm. There are legends of the Island of Beautiful Shy Girls
>_>
Koopeep: Sounds like a nice place
Zap: If only I was playing Kristen
Steev: wink wink nudge nudge
Spooker: I know a Shy Girl :33
Acre: I just noticed there is a second Brad at the top.
Bobo_Jinky: they ain't so shy once you get to know'em if you know what I mean wink wonk
Cody C.: There totally is
Steev: Brad is just his own bro
Perfect compromise
PrinceShroob: Brad really should be his own bro.
Steev: you get one brad, we get the other
Acre: Second Brad is hella fresh
Cody C.: Too busy being your bro though.
Bobo_Jinky: BradxBrad BrOTP
Steev: Quit Brogarding the Brads
PrinceShroob: But I'm too busy being bros with Zap to be bros with you.
Cody C.: That second Brad's for when Lavos kills me.
Bobo_Jinky: that's...brad
Shin: Anyway, I know the number of a guy. A shy guy, if you will.
He knows a bit about the Island of Beautiful Shy Girls>_>
Blitzin' Bradley: Island of smokin' babes you say?
I'M IN
Add it.
make it happen cake
Shin: I'll leave a number on the-- oh hello there, do I know you?
... Sure, this is Bakudan right here. She's a bombshell.
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro we gotta find that island. Maybe a foxy slunt could help Shrody loosen up a bit if you get my meaning.
Blitzin' Bradley: He's my bro, but he's too uptight.
Koopeep: I thought he had a mushroom for the ghost?
Cody C.: brad & shrody's bogus journey
Tenasa T.: ....I think I wanna switch troubles.
Koopeep: He wanted to spread his spores all over her creepy steeple
Shin: Anyway. This guy's name is Bellezo.
He might be able to help you, uh... help Cayleef.
Bakudan: ...I'm not sure about this guy. But uh. Anything for your friends, Shin.
