Keiki (GM): Alrighty, it's pretty much time.
Wizzy: dude we already have two attacks
none with anyone else
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory
GETTING INTO CHARACTER BRB
Wizzy: back to egg engines for 2 hours or something
Kreg: So Catena, how's that new badge working out?
I duno.
Might as well try it out later.
Spooker: I forget what you're doing ^.^
A crate mailed to the Sponi-Factory pops open.
Blitzin' Brad pops out of the crate!
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa...
Shrody: Ugh, this guy again?
Blitzin' Bradley: It's almost like I was in another dimension or something...
Bro
Blitzin' Bradley: Why do I feel the need to eat hamburgers and clap?
Catena: Brad. Let me fill you in on what's going on.
Spooky ghosts.
Spooker: I dunno about clapping but hamburgers sounds like a great idea
Catena: Doing spooky things to workers.
Blitzin' Bradley: Are... Are they FOOTBALL ghosts?
Catena: Not good spooky things.
Wanda: How on earth did you manage to get mailed here?
Catena: They are not football ghosts.
Blitzin' Bradley: Totally uncool
Wanda: We were standing outside with you twenty minutes ago!
Blitzin' Bradley: Never question the power of FOOTBALL, babe
Catena: Which makes me think...
Shrody: Not everything has to have something to do with football, meathead.
Spooker: I probably put him a box, mailed her away, but it got rejected and sent back in
Or something <.>
Catena: HEY YOU DISKY BLUE SCUMBAG
SPIZZY
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey Shrody! Still purple!
Catena: GET YOUR DISKY FACE OVER HERE
Cody C.: Can't wait for Brad & Shrody's Excellent Adventure
Kreg: The heck are you doing Catena
Shrody: (I swear, as soon as this is over, I'm gonna kill this bastard)
Catena: I'm curious about what does he know about the whole thing.
Spizzy sproings over the conveyor belt and toward the group.
PrinceShroob: A wild Bobo appeared!
Layze: I demand a hearing
Zap: Clearly he is here to kill us all
Just like in the Hunger Games topic
Keiki (GM): What are you loons doing? Stop being depressed and get to work!
Oops.
Bobo_Jinky: Shhh don't look at me keep playing
Spizzy: What that guy said.
Now, a question for you.
Catena: Have you ever come across scarecrows randomly places inside this factory?
*placed
Wanda: I don't understand why this is so difficult.
It's one of the workers.
Spizzy: ... I take no responsibility for any scarecrows encountered in the workplace environment.
Wanda: He was transformed into a scarecrow.
What do you do with the scarecrows.
Spooker: I didn't see a question mark on that sentence <.>
Blitzin' Bradley: Spooker, bro. There's like, a 4th wall here.
Spizzy: ... Fine. I place hide them around so they don't remind the workers.
Spooker: Does four come after two or three? <.>
Catena: Oh, so you have at least some intel on the matter.
Blitzin' Bradley counts on his fingers, but can't get past one, repeatedly.
Spizzy: The contents of some of these boxes... Why, it's entirely scarecrows, this one.
Blitzin' Bradley: Gotta be before both.
Spooker: That makes sense
Catena: At least I'm glad you don't burn them.
I could totally see you doing that.
Spizzy: I totally thought of that too!
... Er. If that didn't just come back to me or something.
Catena: ...Well, I guess I just know you too well.
Anyhow.
Question 2.
If you know there is a ghost going around turning workers to scarecrows, what have you done about it?
Spooker: Whispering So two comes after one... that sounds right...
Catena: Hire guards and place them in the warehouse where nothing happens?
Spizzy: Do you realize what it looks like to shareholders that we're messing around with ghost problems?
You can't just file a ghost buster claim on insurance.
Catena: So you still operate the factory like nothing happens?
Spizzy: Why yes! We still have margins to reach, y'know.
Kreg: Eventually you're not going to have any workers left
Wanda: If you haven't insured your factory against ghost habitation you're practically begging for a boo infestation.
Catena: Are the sales going that bad?
Kreg: You... do realize this, yes?
Wanda: We DO keep lists of people who don't have insurance, I assure you.
Spooker: That does sound kinda familier
Spizzy: Oh please. Boo insurance is about as fraudulent as kidnapping insurance.
Wanda: Even the most civilized among us need to know where they can go if they fall on hard times.
Kreg: ...that sounds more like mafia protection money than actual "insurance"
Spooker: Cloud insurance, you have that though right?
Wanda: Personally I've been planning a vacation in the Toad Town item shop.
I hear it's lovely this time of year.
Wanda: Of course it's insurance.
Catena: If I'm hearing this right, this factory is lead by someone in denial of the problem at hand.
Wanda: Do you have any idea how much ghostbusters charge?
Running a Poultergust for 30 seconds drains more power than Glitzville does in a month.
Kreg: ...didn't you just say you only go after people who don't have insurance
Spizzy: Well... as long as Sponia's hiding under his desk, it is.
Kreg: Actually you know what
Wanda: Because they can't afford to have us removed!
Kreg: This conversation sucks
Wanda: I understand that you're somewhat lacking in the mental department but I am trying to keep this simple.
Catena: Welp, now I just got a little too livid about this ghost problem now.
Let's just...move on.
Spizzy: Do talk to Sponia, yes?
I don't know what we'll get from that that would solve this ghost issue.
But sure.
Kreg: You are the worst manager I've ever seen.
Catena: ...Do we check the crosses?
Spooker: Creepy stairs <.>
Catena: might have...beans
Catena BRO SUPER MOVE ???
Kreg has a headspinning adveture
Catena and Kreg get some beans!
Wizzy: Meanwhile Wanda wandas off and dies
Acre: Do we get bean counters any time soon?
Shrody: Wanda, why do you keep wandering off?
Layze walks into an area filled with shelves...
loading assets, I see
Shrody: What are these things?
Catena inspects this shelf for extra funsies
Catena: HEY. Get your own shelf.
PrinceShroob: I wanna tattle these objects!
The shelf crates seem to be full of miscellaneous objects...
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Spinia.
dammit, I clicked on Spizzy!
Acre: tattle yourself before you...battle yourself???
Wizzy: tattling leads to rattling
The group feels... lighter.
Items have been stolen from the group!
what
Ake: Oh boy, it's the return of Remiel.
Catena: As a matter of fact, my items were not stolen.
Kreg: I knew I should have gone for the secret compartment in this shell!
HEY
Catena: These ghosts aren't spooky.
Boo: Finders keepers! Let's scram, guys!
The boos have went into hiding!
Catena: It's like I want to do something but I'm blocked by cutscenes
Kreg attempts to throws a hammer at where they were and hits the air
Wanda: Don't worry, they'll just make us play some dumb game with them to get them back.
Blitzin' Bradley: Games? Like...
Five boos have taken the items of all characters!
Catena: Do we...have the patch, still?
Spooker: Ya that sounds about right
Wanda: I'm offended to be a member of the same species as these dullards.
Blitzin' Bradley: FOOsball?
Catena: Because that's like THE item to have.
who even is carrying that thing
Kreg: I thought I was, honestly
Catena: Do you have it then?
Kreg: I remember taking it and don't recall giving it up so
Catena: Because "I think I have it" is really NOT reassuring.
Wanda: So you do have it or not?
Kreg checks if he still has it
The patch seems unharmed, in all of its ambiguity.
Kreg: Yeah it's still here.
Catena: ...where is "here"
Wanda: Great, it's so useless even a boo won't bother stealing it.
Wanda: I'm so glad we're collecting these things.
...
Okay.
Kreg: What do you want from me?
My cuddly sheep is gone... ;~;
Kreg: At least I don't have a Strange Sack.
Catena: Certainly having two ghosts on our side will improve out chances of finding invisible ghosts.
Blitzin' Bradley: Something's wrong with your sack, bro?
Catena: By the thousand percent at least.
Shrody: Should I tattle the shelves now?
Blitzin' Bradley: Might want to get that checked.
Wanda looks at Kreg with a look of perfect contempt and disgust at that joke
Boos seem to be hiding in the nearby area...
Catena: WE JUST GOT MUGGED AND YOU'RE THINKING OF THESE SHELVES
Though they could get away for awhile if not caught soon.
Shrody: ...Where do you think the ghosts are hiding?
Kreg: Demolish everything here.
We're sure to find them like that.
Layze: are the shelves metal or wood
Spooker: I would hide in one of these strange things on these conveyors
The shelves are tall and metal.
Wizzy: but are they sturdy
Wanda charges the shelf with a bolt of lightning
Pretty sturdy, industrial shelves.
Wizzy: They could be flimsy bars of metal
Keiki (GM): Which one? It will count as a check.
Would you two like to check the boxes?
Kreg tosses a hammer at the box right here to check it
Acre: oh man luck based mission to find out if we lose all the items or not
Spooker checks the shelf in front of him by shaking it
Wanda electrocutes an entire shelf to no avail. Spooker shakes around an empty container and Kreg breaks a box.
I think this requires more of a massive search.
Shrody checks the box in front of him.
Catena: Everyone, clear a path.
Catena: gonna knock them all down
A boo pops out of Shrody's box!
Blitzin' Bradley flexes, admiring himself with the word "massive" repeating in his head over and over.
Shrody: Give us back our items!
Wanda: You know the rules.
Give them back.
Spooker: I want my sheep back!
Boo: Fine. Didn't even want them, anyway...
Catena: You should probably extort it more
The Boo pouts and drops all of Catena's items!
Catena: wow it's like I don't give a damn about finding the items anymore
Wanda lights this box on fire
Kreg gently checks the box. No Boo seems to be inside.
Catena: Okay, but really.
Catena: Don't be near the shelves.
...because I wanna do cool things........
guys
Shrody bites another box with his Fire Bite
Kreg steps away a little bit
Shrody gets a splinter, but no Boo!
Wanda, however, finds a Boo!
Layze: oh my god a gum splinter
aaaaaa
Blitzin' Bradley: Hah, Shrody got penetrated by wood.
Blitzin' Bradley high fives?
Why not check them GENTLY instead?
Spooker shakes this shelf
Wanda: Why not bother someone else? Give.
Catena: Fine, my idea of knocking them all over is clearly not enticing.
Shrody fires his Shrink Ray at Brad
Kreg: I tried after I heard you
Catena: gotta go the SLOW WAY
Blitzin' Bradley: Nice try, bro. My mom always said my brain can't GET any smaller.
Layze: brad seems unaffected, but then looks downwards with a look of terror
Boo grumbles and then drops some items. They appear to be Shrody's!
Catena: Actually, I can still do cool things. Maybe.
Shrody reclaims his items.
Acre: Cake, can I summon a swarm of crabs outside of battle?
Wanda just uses outta sight and lets Catena do whatever he's doing
Blitzin' Bradley: ᴮʳᵒ, ʰᵒʷ'ᵈ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ, ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒᶫᵉ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ ᵍʳᵒʷ﹖
Shrody uses his Crash Cymbals on the next crate
The crate appreciates the fine music.
Keiki (GM): Only one (1) crab may be summoned at a time.
Kreg continues checking the hell out of this crate
Shrody: ...Wait, how can a crate appreciate music?
Acre: Shrody has hecka lot of defense anyway
Keiki (GM): Outside of battle, at least.
Catena: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena attempts to use BULLDOZE!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena jumps up multiple times, causing a large quake! All enemies are damaged for
2 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off.
Zap: Anything in the thing Spooker is looking at?
Catena: WAY TO MOCK THE SUCCESS
The boos are about to get away, but they are knocked out of hiding!
Kreg: OKAY ITEMS BACK RIGHT NOW
See, this is how you do cool things.
Kreg: Thanks Catena you are the best
Keiki (GM): Take initiative niggas.
[MUSIC] Battle 2
: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Also, only Catena and Shrody have their items.
Spooker: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Catena: Why is Brad tiny?
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Blitzin' Bradley: ˢʰʳᵒᵈʸ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ, ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᵍᵘᶰ
Shrody: Because he's a pipsqueak.
you're an ass
Catena: from where I see this, you're being counterproductive to the team.
Spooker: I'm pretty sure Bradley started it <.>
Blitzin' Bradley: ᴵ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᶫᶦᶠᵉˢᵗʸᶫᵉ
Catena: I'm sure you're a pipsqueak.
Brad and Shrody are totally feelin' that bro feeling.
EVEN IN THE BATTLEFIELD
Yeah you do. You don't entirely have to like your bro. But he's still your bro, y'know?
Wizzy: The Jock and the Nerd
Zap: That bro feel, when you want to kill your bro
Cody C.: brad & shrody's excellent adventure
Boo: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bobo_Jinky: bro i love you no homo
sluger
with a single g
me, I'm a slugger. Double g.
Spooker: Sorry boo bro, but I want my sheep back!
: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Boo!
Layze: zap calm your tits
cake's not even done setting up the fight yet
Boo: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Now you may go!
Acre readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Acre lunges out and chomps Spinia, dealing
14 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off.
Zap: Oh, I thought I saw initiative taken for the boos
Keiki (GM): rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Boo, dealing
5 damage!
never surrender
PrinceShroob: Are the other two Boos that we already found in this fight too?
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wanda attempts to use Lightning Arc!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda blasts Boo with an arc of lightning, dealing
5 damage! It jumps to
4 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
3 damage!
Layze: bottom -> top -> right -> top -> right
Wizzy: you could've been less confusing but ok
Acre: Layze, why must you have the most complicated attack in the whole game
Layze: I can't hear you over my three kills
Wanda: Good to see you're taking score, I suppose.
Zap: Make sure to let Shrub get their in the book
Zap: Or people will complain
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Boo.
Shrody informs his group that Boos have 6 HP, 2 Attack, and no defense.
Zap: Freaking 6, of course
However, they can cast spells, such as Static Orb. It'll leave an orb of static electricity that damages any who touches it.
They also can turn invisible and scare people as typical boos do.
Acre: Can I just...knock the shelves over
Will that do anything
productive, I mean
Wizzy: I presume they can float so
Catena: ONE TWO BASH BASH TIME DOMINO TIME
Shrody: WAIT YOU IDIOT, I'M RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Catena: eh, you deserve it
Layze: shroob you just took your turn
why didn't you move
Wizzy: he didn't think Catena was going to do this
The shelves get knocked backward!
Zap: Bobo, no commentary from the peanut gallery
PrinceShroob: I'm sorry, I didn't know Catena was going to knock the shelves over. Clearly that was something I should have seen coming.
Keiki (GM): Make an attack check on the boos, Catena.
PrinceShroob: Also, go fuck yourself.
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Boo!
Keiki (GM): Shrody will have to dodge this.
Cody C.: Not like he's been wanting to knock them over for the last half hour or anything.
Layze: he's been wanting to do it for the last 20 minutes
Catena: If I had hands, I would be clapping like a buffoon
The shelves heaving hit the two boos and Shrody for 2 damage each!
Catena: nevermind that was lame as hell
Blitzin' Bradley: ᴰᵒᶰ'áµ— ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᵇʳᵒ, ᴮᶫᶦᵗᶻᶦᶰ' ᴮʳᵃᵈᶫᵉʸ'Ë¢ áµáµ’ᶦᶰᵠᵗᵒ ᵇʳᶦᶰᵠᵗʰᵉ ᶜᶫᵃᵖ⋅
Catena lunges out and chomps --, dealing
12 damage.
An announcer saying "Failure..." and the audience's collective sigh sounds off.
Acre: for the badge record
Boxes fall to the ground.
Acre: Welp, that was fun. Now do your things.
Wizzy: guess I'll attempt to hammer toss the boo near Shrody
Kreg: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Boo!
Kreg tosses a hammer at Boo, dealing
5 damage.
Layze: what's with that range
Catena: dude, you hit it over the shelf.
Kreg has a good arm dontchaknow
Catena: bro, sick accuracy
The boo is defeated with sick accuracy, bro.
Blitzin' Bradley: ᵀᴼᵁᶜᴴᴰᴼᵂᴺ ᴰᴬᴺᶜᴱ, ᴮᴿᴼ
Cody C.: Is my movement halved or just my power?
Kreg doesn't quite understand touchdown but does a fist pump at least
Keiki (GM): Just power is halved.
Blitzin' Bradley starts jumping and clapping! Boo is now completely distracted by Blitzin' Bradley's bizarre workout regiment!
Blitzin' Bradley: USA! USA! USA! USA!
I forgot he does that.
Catena: For a second there, I thought you were going to throw the entire shelf at the boo.
Boo: I want to just run, but...
Blitzin' Bradley: ᴵ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏˢᵗᵃᵇᵇᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵇʳᵒ ʰᵃᶫᵛᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ
Catena: What a backstabbing bro you got.
Let's loose a ball of static electricity!
Catena: I would never backstab bros.
Only slam them into the ground.
Kreg: Specifically when I request it, too
All standing in the orb's radius is damaged for 5 damage!
Cody C.: The only status effect Brad's really suffering, is a broken heart :'(
Catena: what even is the radius
Acre: cake, that's not how a radius works
it's the distance from the center of the sphere to the surface
not beyond the surface
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Boo!
Layze: it's got a damage radius #wow
Boo: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Boo tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Spooker pulls out
a Chaos Emerald from Hammerspace and throws it at Boo, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Layze: do I still have line of sight on this guy
also I guess happy flower check
and I think I need one for last turn too
Keiki (GM): The shelves are open on each side.
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Wizzy: 2 successes in a row?!
Layze: rolling 8d6>4
= 1 Successes
Layze uses Smarts on Boo!
Catena
stays the same HP this turn.
Boo: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Boo tries to dodge Wanda's attack!
PrinceShroob: sad trombone
Cody C.: i'd ask for a heart check but I already know shrody fucking shattered mine
Spooker: Oh ya, I forgot about Lucky Start
Spooker is now
regenerating HP!
PrinceShroob: He's a Shroob. Shroobs are not known for their compassion.
Cody C.: I made you something in the game forum thing btw
Keiki (GM): Except for boo tails.
It's fucking incredible.
PrinceShroob: Anyways, isn't it Wanda's turn?
Acre: Wizzy, just finish it off
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn.
Kreg: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Boo!
Kreg tosses a hammer at Boo, dealing
5 damage.
Acre: I am in front of a orb that surpasses all radius theorems
Kreg goes to reclaim his items
Blitzin' Bradley: ᵀᴴᴱ ᴬᴿᴹ, ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴾᴼᴿᵀˢ, ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴬᴺ, ᵀᴴᴱ ᴸᴱᴳᴱᴺᴰ
Layze: acre I literally do not believe you've never heard the term "attack radius" before
but the thing said the "orb's radious"
The boos are defeated! The party each gains
30 Star Points!
18 coins are also found!
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory
Acre: I'm not complaining, just saying it's silly
Keiki (GM): That's too radious.
Wizzy: But yeah Kreg grabs his stuff
brb
PrinceShroob: I think that's a level up for Wanda.
Spooker finds his items and hugs his cuddly sheep
Wanda picks up here items and packs them away
sorry my dad decides to keep the house at 79 degrees so that means it's about 85 in my room
pretty fun stuff
Layze: it's definitely not a level up for wanda
PrinceShroob: Really? Because she has 78 star points in her profile.
Catena: X marks the spot.
Layze: she had 48 a few minutes ago
Catena: This one was hiding beneath the shelf, so it's super special.
Catena and Kreg find another random bean!
Blitzin' Bradley: ᴰᶦᵍ ᶦᵗ, ᵇʳᵒˢ⋅ ᴰᶦᵍ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ
Brad is no longer inadequately sized!
Kreg: Seriously, when we get back I'm gonna see who wants these things and if I can get a bag for them.
Blitzin' Bradley: Check out THESE GAINS
Catena: Well, that was a nice distraction.
Spooker: Are the beans edible? :33?
But not for ghosts.
Kreg: I wouldn't suggest it.
Catena: Just ghosts, though.
Ghosts can eat beans.
Keiki (GM): The beans are edible for 1 FP each.
well, I meant can't
Catena: and second, I think they are LAME
Kreg: Well let's keep getting them for now
Kreg: If nothing else we can cook them for... something
Spooker: I hear beans can be made into coffee right?
Spooker: My sis won't let me have any coffee, but I'd like to try some! ^.^!
Catena: They can be made into spooky laughs.
Kreg: Spooker no offense but you don't need coffee.
Blitzin' Bradley: I Brad!
Catena: Might as well move on then.
Zap: Accidentally pressed enter
Just forget it
Seems we wanna go up more.
Catena: Or go to THAT DOOR
Spots
Catena: It seems you're enjoying it.
Blitzin' Bradley: Shrody, be careful. I'm warning you about the stairs. I'm TELLING you bro. I'M WARNING YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS.
Kreg: You would not believe the stuff I see
A bob-omb is mopping the floor in front of Sponia's office.
...Big red button...
I wanna press it
Blitzin' Bradley: Push it!
Catena: Spooker, don't press that button.
Layze: why are we not going to sponia's office
Acre: wizzy wants beans for whatever reason
Kreg grabs the two X marks down here
Catena: By the way, Brad.
Shrody aims at the ground in front of Spooker to dissuade him from pressing the button.
Catena: I got a shine sprite no one is using.
Catena: And you might want one.
Blitzin' Bradley: That would be most excellent, bro.
Wanda floats over the un-noteworthy janitor
Blasto: Dum-de-dum... Hey, I'm trying to mop over here!
Kreg: You just gotta stick with us
That's the only catch.
Kreg and Catena get... beans! How unexpected.
Blitzin' Bradley: Like a 3-bro wolfpack
Wanda: Then maybe you should get back to it.
Blasto: Okay! Have fun in the spooky factory funtime.
Blitzin' Bradley: Sorry, ghost bro!
I like, totally blanked.
Catena: Well, I'll give it to you at the office.
"Huh? Who's there? Go away! There's no one in here!"
Kreg jumps over the bob-omb
Shrody: Tell him it's a candygram.
Blitzin' Bradley: It's uh, the pizza guy!
Catena: I can seeeeeee you
Spooker: Are these windows ghost proof? <.>
Catena: oooOOOOOooooOooOOh
Kreg: We don't really want to wait here, right?
"Oh, pizza! I forget if I ordered any or not, but pizza's always welcome! Come in!"
ok
Blitzin' Bradley: Most excellent!
Zap: Just like in my Zelda speedruns
Wizzy: I didn't know we were speedrunners
Catena: Hell yeah we are.
Layze: let's all make the same joke
Wizzy: shut up layze you're a nerd
Acre: That's why we took over five hours to clear half of the factory
Acre: We are hella speedy.
Layze: he's building the map guys chill
Shrody: No, I will not chill. Chilling means that I die!
Blasto pops up from under his desk.
Wanda: We need your quilt, hand it over.
Catena: Spizza, if you will.
Wanda: Also your factory is having problems
Wanda: Something about ghosts and Satan.
Blitzin' Bradley bumps his fist on Catena
Spooker: This whatever it is is suspicious
Wanda: You should probably do something about that.
Sponia: ... So uh... something about pizza?
... Huh?
Wanda: Yes Spooker, you tell that fish tank who's boss.
Catena: We got pizza for you at the cost of one quilt patch.
Kreg: Look we're here to give you a pizza! The toppings are Ghost-B-Gone!
And all it will cost you is one quilt patch!
Sponia is here to fight! His prescription? KO's!
Catena: Let's overload him with information he can't process.
Spooker: What if they are ghost fish?
Wanda starts digging through Sponia's desk drawers
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey bro, how many blitzes could Blitzin' Bradley blitz, if Blitzin' Bradley could blitz blitzes?
Wanda finds a bunch of mangos in his drawer.
Hey, don't go through my mangos like that!
Shrody: Here's a hint: The answer is none because Brad here is a pipsqueak.
Kreg: ...Wanda, just stop.
Catena: CHeck the awfully large briefcase
Wanda: These things have practically become alcohol
Wanda: Have you been keeping these in here since you opened the factory!
Blitzin' Bradley: Brody, bro. That's a little hostile.
Gonna have to ask you to bring it on in for a bro hugh.
Acre: His edginess must be buffed
Blitzin' Bradley: and a hug
Blitzin' Bradley hugs Shrody anyway.
Blitzin' Bradley: WERE DOIN IT MAN
Shrody: Let me go or I'll shrink you again.
Blitzin' Bradley: WHERE MAKIN IT HAPEN
Catena: Oh, I'll leave you two alone then.
Wanda rummages through this drawer
Kreg: WANDA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
What do you...know about...ghosts.
why am I even asking you
Sponia: Not my blank paper drawer!
We want the quilt patch you have
It'll help us save Mario
Wanda investigates this thing
Kreg: You wanna save Mario, right?
Kreg takes out the patch piece he has
Kreg: Do you have something like this?
Sponia: Wow, you must be a good employee if you already have one of those!
Catena: The sad thing he's not faking his lack of awareness about anything.
Sponia spritely composes himself.
Spooker is mesmerized by the fish
Shrody: (Oh for crying out loud, this guy is a slightly smaller moron than Brad)
Wanda turns around and backhands Spnia off of his chair before returning to the briefcase
Blitzin' Bradley: Harsh, bro.
Sponia: Oof! You people aren't good employees at all!
We are.
...Well, I was.
Kreg: She's a spiteful... Boo.
Sponia: Well, I'll pay you folks to escort this boo out of here!
And then...
PrinceShroob: Dude, Parenthesis mean he's talking in Shroobish, which no one else can understand.
Sponia: Maybe the rest of the ghosts!
Cody C.: Also Wanda just slapped a ho
Catena: What can you tell us about the ghosts.
Again, don't know why I'm asking.
Sponia: There have been some boos lately. But that isn't the real problem.
Zap: I assume one could still tell what emotions he's feeling when talking in that language though
Cody C.: Calm yourself, PrincessHroob
Sponia: But lately there's been one... particularly scary ghost.
Shrody: rolling 8d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify .
Zap: Like if he's saying he wants to kill someone would can probably tell he's pissed off
Wanda: That's how it always goes.
Shrody: I was trying to tattle the safe.
Spooky ghosts and Extra spooky ghost.
Wanda: People are dumb enough to let boos move in and then other spirits realize nobody's bothering to clear the place out.
Kreg: What's with the super spooky ghost?
Spooker: Only one Spooker though :33
Wanda: Before you know it they're everywhere
The safe appears to be... a safe. There's no way of knowing the combination unless you already know or just have X-ray vision or something like that.
Sponia: Uh... what's his name...
Catena: I said, for whatever reason.
Sponia: Well, there's a ghost running around. The workers have dubbed him... Uh...
Huh?
Sponia: Spizzy! Spizzy, do you come in?
Wanda: s definitely Satan.
The radio crackles to life.
Blitzin' Bradley: Spookin' Samuel?
After having a giggling fit, the PA answers.
Sponia: Ah! Thanks Mr... Uh, Denia!
... So there you have it. His name is... Uh...
Strawface.
Sponia: No, not what, head!
Blitzin' Bradley: Strawberry! What a stupid name for a ghost.
Catena: I think we will call it Strawberry.
Kreg: Is there any way to lure him out?
Catena: Or at least I will.
Shrody: Doesn't the scarecrow have a straw head?
Well. He carries around a lantern. Or something like that.
Catena: I think we need bait to lure him out.
Blitzin' Bradley: It's time for this Strawberry to be picked! Like, picked from the factory. Because we're going to remove him.
Sponia: Because sometimes it's... dark or something!
Catena: And I think Spizzy would be the ideal lure.
Blitzin' Bradley looks like he's visibly straining himself to be clever.
POh*
Spooker: I can go press the red button now!
Sponia: Hey Spizzy. Spizzy. Wanna be a lure?
Catena: That's the best yes I'v heard.
Sponia: Don't worry. He'll agree. I'm his boss!
Blitzin' Bradley: Tell him he'll be a lure for hot babes!
In fact, I think he went beyond the call of duty.
Look, Sponia, sir, I think Spizzy is now a scarecrow.
Shrody: Hey Wanda, don't you think the combination to this safe would be something stupidly simple?
Catena: Hello, Shrody. Important discussion is going on.
Shrody: Okay, cool, tell me the part where I give a damn.
Catena takes a peek outside the office
Blitzin' Bradley: Maybe the combination is all zeroes, like the number of superbowl wins the Seahawks have!
Sponia: I think in any case, you might need to be prepared for this guy.
Catena: I mean, if you wanna be a scarecrow next, just tell me.
Cody C.: Think I just cut myself on all those edges.
Sponia: I hear Payzme has set up a shop.
Payzme.
Sponia: ... Too bad I have no idea where it's at.
It's supposed to be incredibly secret. I think?
Catena: It's right downstairs.
Wanda: That sounds like a name invented by a 12 year old who thinks he's clever.
Spooker: Puns too strong, nerf now
Catena: On the door right below this office.
Kreg: Let's check it out!
Catena: ...if you were to look it from a weird angle
ALSO
hey, sponia
Kreg determines this isn't going anywhere and leaves~
Catena: tell me about that "iron enrichment facility"
Layze: says catena, staring at the wall
Acre: WINDOW thank you very much
PrinceShroob: He's looking out the window, duncehead.
Sponia: Oh. It's where we put all the iron in the Sponi-Flakes! I think.
Sponia: Gotta make kids grow up healthy, y'know?
well, I'm a kid and I need to grow up healthy
gimme ironz
not beans
z
You coming?
ttyl lol
Spooker: I've got my eye on you, suspicious fish...
you too
Acre: says kreg starring at the door
Acre: also ten more minutes for official Two Hours of Egg Engines
two hours
hilarious may mays
Zap: I am not any less confused
Sponia: So... If you guys successfully nag that Strawman, I'll make you folks employee of the month...s!
Or maybe employees?
Huh. I dunno.
Acre: oh boy how many times have I goten that
Spooker: I think we want the quilt thing right?
<.>
Kreg: Yes sir we'll make you proud!
Catena: because I don't think I even got a right job to do?
who makes in-house commercials, seriously
Kreg leads everyone out of the office
Catena: whose stupid idea was to make in-house commercials and plop it on the one that signed up for supervision
Acre: We lost our captain.
The ship is sinking.
oh*
Keiki (GM): Accidentally closed Firefox.
Keiki (GM): That was... brilliant.
cappy
Sponia: You're signed on as unofficial employees of the Sponi-Factory now!
... Just get rid of those dang ghosts!
Sponia goes back to hiding under his desk.
Blitzin' Bradley: GOT 'EM COACH
Blitzin' Bradley charges out the door.
Zap: Why would we need to sign up for something that's unofficial? <.>
we just needed seven more minutes
The lights seem to flicker.
not onw
ahem
Hey, Blasto.
Blasto: Hey guys, what's the BOMB hold up?
Catena: Do you know anything about a weapon shop in here?
Wanda floats down to the door below
Blasto: Oh, Payzme's Emporium? It's like, downstairs or something.
Blasto: I think you need a key or something to enter.
Catena: It's like I know this factory all too well.
Blasto: Luckily for you folks...
Catena: ...well, where do we get this key
Spooker: But I wanna see what happens ;.;
Blasto jingles his keys around.
Shrody: We need everyone else here before we push that button.
Blasto: I'm a kindred enough soul to let you guys in around the place.
Catena: Much appreciated.
Blitzin' Bradley: True Brob-omb status
Blasto tosses the keys to Brad.
Blasto: Blasto Brob-omb is like... my BOMB name, man.
Catena: ....iron enrichment
.........iron enrichment.
Blitzin' Bradley: BRO! That's awesome!
Shopping time~♪
Kreg: C'mon, let's go see him before some other weird stuff happens.
Blitzin' Bradley walks the long way but I'm just moving him down because I'm lazy
Please don't hit that button
thanks
I*
Wanda shoots a fireball at the button to deny Spooker the pleasure
Catena: this is a stealth mission
Shrody: Wanda, you stupid bitch.
[MUSIC] Spooky-Factory
Blitzin' Bradley: Gonna have to wash out your mouth, bro
Wanda shoots another fireball at said button
Shrody: That was even stupider than Brad's usual brand of stupidity.
Keiki (GM): Action command to see if you hit it.
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wanda attempts to use Fireblah!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Acre: don't BURN the generator
with a fireblah
The button is hit again, and the lights turn back on!
Wanda: There, the giant battery that obviously controls the lights is, in fact, a giant battery that controls the lights
I'm glad we got that sorted out.
Spooker: I just wanted to press it ;~;
Kreg keeps walking forward
Shrody: GUYS, THERE'S SOMETHING HERE!!
Catena: Do your magic, baby
Wanda: Oh, I seem to have angered someone.
Blitzin' Bradley uses the key.
Catena: did shrody just YELL
someone is looking at him
Blitzin' Bradley: He always does that. He's a very angry little bro
Shrody: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!
????: Dum-de dum! A visitor!
Wanda: So Brad, about that key.
Blitzin' Bradley hands the key over.
Blitzin' Bradley: All yours, lady-bro
YOU JERK
Catena: Welp, our tattle log went out of commision.
Wanda: Well, there we are.
Wanda: He appears when the lights goes out, turns someone into a scarecrow, and leaves.
Mystery solved.
Catena: At least he's fashionable.
Blitzin' Bradley: Bro... You don't look so good.
Wanda cautiously approaches this platform
We're not leaving him here.
Spiizy might lump it in a box.
Catena: Melee weapon, huh.
Blitzin' Bradley: Don't worry Brody, even though you've spurned my bro advances, I'll brotect you in your time of need.
Kreg: Guess I'll just carry him for a while
Catena: I think Brad should carry him.
it's.......his bro
I guess
Blitzin' Bradley shoulders the scarecrwo.
Blitzin' Bradley the scarecrow too
Acre: I scarecrow, you scarecrow
we scarecrow
Wanda: It's fine, once Satan's caught everyone he turned will change back.
Kreg: Well, might as well see what this "shop" has then.
Blitzin' Bradley: Don't worry Shrody. I DEFINITELY WON'T trip and send you flying into the pit in front of us.
Wanda: It's a standard ghost curse.
Shopping time~♪
The door is still locked, doof!
Wanda unlocked it a minute ago
door this door
Blitzin' Bradley: I gave the keys to Wanda, who totally unlocked it, bro
Oh, okay. It's not unlocked.
Kreg: This door seems to jam a lot.
...
knock it
ask for someone
Light pours out of the doorway slowly, and the party with a S'crowed friend in tow enter.
Keiki (GM): End of session!
