hey look we're coming in
eventually
've you nerds been
I've been here for like 40 minutes
what kinda douchebag shows up right on time
Keiki (GM): Alright, that's three.
PrinceShroob: Someone who either haves a life, or spends their not-life on other things.
Keiki (GM): GCG's going to be gone, but that's par for the course basically
Wizzy: I thought I saw Acre for a second
but he vanished
Also, should I tell Zap to get here?
Looks like it's not working for Acre.
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and reminds Zap.
... That'd be something if Cody missed his first day. Well then.
I'll start in a couple minutes. Three's a party.
PrinceShroob: Zap's coming.
Wizzy: it's been so long everyone forgot
Keiki (GM): I see Rog randomly joining and leaving.
Zap: I could've sworn he said 8 central not eastern <.>
Wizzy: Roll20's being a butt to him apparently and not loading
Keiki (GM): That's gonna be ghetto. Well, let's start.
Keiki (GM): Acre, can you say it?
Well, in case he can't.
two hours of rainbow castle
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Shrody, Kreg, Spooker, and Catena stand around outside the badge shop with some healthy purchases.
Wanda soon joins them after doing... whatever she was doing.
Zap: Did I buy something? I don't recall actually
Wizzy: huh, I coulda sworn I bought another badge
Keiki (GM): Maybe a Sleepy Sheep!
Spooker takes out his Sleepy Sheep and hugs it
Kreggles has a shiny new Texas Tornado badge for the novelty.
PrinceShroob: acrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
Ake: ...What the heck was that?
Why it's called Texas Tornado and what in the world is a Texas is completely unknown.
PrinceShroob: What the hell?
Ake: Is that new or just obscure?
Keiki (GM): Did I miss something?
Keiki (GM): Well, yeah. That was a badge in the badge shop!
Last session son. Keep up.
Ake: Please tell me your secrets.
Layze: the space bar is powerful
PrinceShroob: Secretly, I'm a-
falls unconscious
Wizzy: Also Cake I thought I had bought a Smarts Up/Plus badge I just didn't have it equipped due to not having the BP
Layze: flarp taught us how to do that in our last DnD session, and then bobo and I spent the next 20 minutes being retarded
Just Texas Tornado.
Keiki (GM): I mean... do you want to?
Wizzy: then can I march right back in and buy it
I think I'm short a few coins but hopefully someone can spot me right
Keiki (GM): Go ahead, sure!
Ake: Just tried it, that's pretty awesome actually. Thanks!
Zap: Spooker is always ready to let people borrow money he will forget to ask back
Wizzy: How much is the Smarts Up/Plus badge?
Keiki (GM): It's 15 coins, but I'm going to sliiiightly go back on Pinguin's expert word and say it's 2 BP
All of them are, except defense and speed, which are 3 BP.
Wizzy: darn coolness inflation
I'll buy it anyway and just hold onto it
Wizzy: I HAVE FIVE COINS NOW WOOO
Kreg heads back inside and back out after realizing he made an egregious error.
Kreg has a More Smarts badge now!
Kreg puts the badge into his pockets as he isn't cool enough to wear it yet
PrinceShroob: dammit acre
Kreg: Anyway, Sponi-Factory or something!
Spooker: Delicious cereal! ^.^!
am I a ghost
Acre: holy shit am I not a ghost anymore
In the meantime, a Koopa football player watches premium cable television.
Acre: what the fuck, I wanted to be spooky
and also fuck crhome
Blitzin' Bradley: Shit son, nothing good on this bitch.
Layze: wow please watch the language this is a christian tabletop
Acre: be right back, maybe hopefully
PrinceShroob: Whoopee, you can swear. That's not an accomplishment.
Bradley tries to watch the BIG GAME, but cannot because news reports are constantly covering the latest Sponi-Factory protests!
Keiki (GM): Oh god Shroob
Wizzy: wow I hate it when I can't sports
back to ghosts
Blitzin' Bradley: Aww man, I am all about the BIG GAME but what's this other shit?
WE CAN HEAR YOU
Acre: holy mackerel fudge
heck
"Coverage will resume for the Sponi-Factory until the situation is resolved. Let's look at the riot weather forecast..."
Acre: also I think I gave kreg some coing to buy some dumb badge but w/eeee
PrinceShroob: g and s are not that close to each other.
Blitzin' Bradley: Maaaan, I don't care about no damn weather. I just want to tackle fools and watch FOOTBALL
Acre: also I have a slight headache
and took a pill for that
maaaaaay get sleepy eventually
Ake: Aww, I hope you feel better soon!
Layze: I also took a pill for a headache
except it wasn't so much a headache as being bored
PrinceShroob: Pffft, he's Acre. He's practically immortal.
Layze: and it wasn't so much a pill as it was alcohol
Hi Cody!
Blitzin' Bradley: Hello! Nice to meet you all!
"... Looks like it's going to be sunny, so the protest could rage on for awhile. Back to you Brian."
Wizzy: hi acre's a butt, I'm a butt, we're all butts
I'm not a butt at all
Acre: It's okay, we all pretend the characters just have voices in their head
PrinceShroob: Also, my name is also Cody, funnily enough.
Okay, good
Changed
Acre: But yeah. Welcome aboard.
Cody C.: I'm retarded with this roll20 thing
Acre: I'm Rogacre. Rog or Acre for short.
Keiki (GM): This guy's a friend of mine. Don't let him fool you, he's a strategic genius despite being a 15 year old boy.
Cody C.: Hey hey hey man, and a half.
Acre: Layze here is 12, so.
Layze: that sentence makes me think I should call the police
and yes, I have been 12 for ten years and counting apparently
Blitzin' Bradley: Maaaan, I'm about to get out this bitch and go on adventures or something
Cody C.: That's pretty impressive, actually
Layze: yes football man, go be adventures
Keiki (GM): Thanks! You can move your token around as you wish, so long as no intense BATTLES are going on.
PrinceShroob: She's been 12 for much longer than she's been a girl.
Keiki (GM): And I suppose as long as you're not jumping through walls or cliffs or whatever, too.
Acre: bad sentence, buddy
crap
Layze: no football man don't listen to him
you are the football man
plowing through walls that are in your way is your job
Bradley walks out the door, ignoring the eviction notice as usual.
Cody C.: I just want to tackle fools and bump fists with bros
Acre: oh man and do I have the BEST bros
but no fists
sorry
Blitzin' Bradley: Maaan, that's like the fourth time this week. When this bitch gonna learn coins don't grow on trees?
Cody C.: Bump... appendages?
Keiki (GM): That's specieist. Not all of us have arms shitlord
Layze: can chomps even manipulate their chain
Layze: I thought it was just kinda attached to them
PrinceShroob: From what I've seen, they cannot.
Bradley decides to leave!
Layze: wow gm way to railroad
Blitzin' Bradley: I think I'll leave!
Man all these fools standing out here doing nothin'
Bradley steps out of his apartment, ready to sniff the fresh Coin District air.
Wanda: Uck, did anybody else just smell that awful front of body odor and doritos?
Catena: Hey! Where did you come from?
Wanda: I've been here the whole time you oaf!
Spinia: Heck no! We won't go! Heck no! We won't go! Chant louder guys!
Kreg: Hey Wanda, did you get any shopping done that you wanted to?
Shrody: Where DO ghosts come from, anyways? That's one thing I couldn't figure out from studying the species on this planet.
Catena: You were slacking on the job.
Kreg: Remember, we gotta get into Sponi-Factory somehow.
Spooker ignores what's going on with the group and floats over to the chanting
whatever
Wanda: And why was that again?
Kreg: There's a quilt patch there!
blank
Kreg: Though this ain't gonna be easy getting in.
Layze: cake who are these people
Catena: But yeah, there is supposedly one in there, owned by the owner of this factory.
Wizzy: they're spinies or whatever
Zap: Apparently putting in just exclemation points is not allowed
Wizzy: this is the Sponi-Factory entrance
the workers are on strike
Layze: okay but I specifically want to know what it looks like they're doing
yes wizzy
I am scheming
Layze: no, the sp[a/i]nias are rioting
Acre: did you miss their sweet rhymes, bro
Layze: the other guys are clearly guarding against them
Snifit police seems to have been called! They form a blockade around a high-ranking Sponi-Factory employee, and the Sponi-Factory gate itself!
Catena: oh geez, that guy in the back
UHH
HEY, SPOOK
GREEN GHOST
Zap: Clearly Spooker should throw something at random at one of the guards to start a riot and then we sneak in
Catena: spoooooker come here
Wanda: Oh, this is nonsense.
Catena: you have a bizarre pocket dimension going on
do you have....a necktie?
red necktie, preferably
Wanda: Excuse me! Could I speak to whoever's in charge?
Catena: and long enough to be worn
Snifit Patrol: Purple boo! Stand down!
Kreg: Why the heck would you want a necktie?
Shrody: Wanda, what are you doing?
The glint of glasses can be seen behind the snifits.
Wanda: Yes yes, good sir, I don't mean any trouble.
Kreg winces suddenly, though he knows not why
Wanda: me and my cohorts here are with Corporations Against Lazy Works, CALW for short, and we wish to speak with the owner of this establishment about replacing this rioting workforce.
Catena: just...give me a long red necktie
"Stand down, stand down... I'd like to see who this is... Doesn't look like a protester.
Catena: And a small suitcase.
Mateys gonna become accountants now.
Spooker puts his hand into his mouth and then pulls it back out. In his hands in a tie, it is kinda soggy and has polkadots on it, but it long and red, at least.
Snifit Patrol: Uh... right. At relative ease!
Wanda says that thing she said earlier to this guy
Catena: ...Gross, but works.
Spizzy: Hello. I am Spizzy Denia.
Catena: Kreg, help me tie this this.
Kreg helps tie the... tie
Spooker: I don't think accountants usually wear pirate hats <.>
Spizzy: I'm as far as you're gonna get, ma'am.
Catena assumes his inner businessman persona
Shrody: Uh, in case you guys haven't noticed, Wanda is doing a thing.
All eyes go on Wanda as she does the thing.
Catena: ...Goddammit, that ghost.
Kreg: ...oh god no, she's going to ruin everything again isn't she
Wanda: Are you sure? Our higher-ups are eager to have this establishment running properly again, and there was a recent influx of immigrants into the kingdom.
I assure you, they work very hard and very cheap.
Spooker: Oh, is it time already to ruin everything?
Kreg remains silent as he's not good at speaking too formally
Acre: I did it. I tried to get the first sprite edit
Catena now has an invisible tie.
PrinceShroob: invisible tie
Hilarious
Acre: I expect a chain chomp wearing a red necktie and without a pirate hat eventually, cake
or ake, whichever
Spizzy: ... Immigrants, you say? Hm.
As much as I would like to... worker shortages aren't exactly why there are protests.
Wanda: Then what is the meaning of this?
Spizzy: Er... Nothing! Nothing at all.
Catena: I'm guessing it the low quality job they have.
Spizzy struggles to come up with something.
Shrody: If it's something that can be handled with violence, we can easily handle it!
Wanda: Ah, yes, of course I understand, corporations must have their secrets.
Catena: WHy not asking the rioters instead?
Wanda: However, I do wish you would reconsider, my boss would be livid if I were to come back without having done anything to quell this situation.
Something about it interrupting football, I don't know.
Spooker: I didn't realize we were black mages <.>
Blitzin' Bradley perks up at the mention of football.
Blitzin' Bradley: Yo, someone say FOOTBALL?
Oh.
Spizzy: Interrupting football... football?
Blitzin' Bradley: Ey, any of you dogs know anything about interrupting FOOTBALL?
Shrody: Football, football...Isn't that the sport where you kick a white ball with black spots into the other teams goal?
Blitzin' Bradley: Aw HELL naw
Wanda: Don't be silly, dear, that's handegg.
Blitzin' Bradley looks at the little purple guy with disdain.
Spooker: I'm not too great with sports... <.>
Not having legs kinda excludes boos from playing a lot of them
Catena: ...Hey, Spinia. What's the reason behind this riot?
PrinceShroob: I knew that would happen.
Catena: tell me your secrets
Layze: I hear boo basketball (boosketball) is very popular
Spizzy: Football or no football, you're not getting into this factory! It's off-limits! To everyone! Period!
Blitzin' Bradley: Ey dude.
Blitzin' Bradley: What would it take to get these fools back into the factory and not interrupting the FOOOOOTBALLL
Wanda: Oh, now who are you?
Hm...
Okay, new plan.
You there, brute.
This man is trying to kill football.
Kreg: Catena I think this is getting worse
Zap: I like the one spiked sponia that's looking the wrong way
Blitzin' Bradley: Well hello there sweetheart! Name's Bradley Thunderblock. Friends calls me "Blitzin'" Bradley.
Blitzin' Bradley: What's say you and me forget these fools? I know sports that don't require legs if you naw I'm sayin'.
Ey bro, always good to meet a fan!
Blitzin' Bradley: Get them mushrooms out yo ears, fools. I'm BLITZIN' BRADLER THUNDERBLOCK
FOOTBALL star.
Layze: oh btw cake do I actually have my shine sprite stuff yet or not
Catena: Can I call you Brad?
Keiki (GM): Yes! It's indeed a thing, and you are now a B-RANK SUPERSTAR
Catena: Amd I that close of a friend already?
Blitzin' Bradley: Sure thing bro.
Blitzin' Bradley: Man, we all dogs here, you know?
Uhh... no offense.
Spooker: I am not a dog, I am a boo <.>
haha dogs
ANYWAY
Kreg: don't take it too harshly Catena
Catena: That was a nice distraction.
Mr. Dinia, hellooooo!
Zap: Also I am sorry Cody, I threw an old forum joke at you XD
Spizzy: Hm? I recognize that voice. Vaguely.
Spizzy: Sounds like someone lazy but not quite layze.
Cody C.: That's alright! I'm probably the only one who doesn't get it though.
Catena: Sounds like someone who was hired to do a job he did not sign up for.
But regardless
Layze: blitzit is an long-gone forum member who's name couldn't be properly spelled by anyone
Catena: I have to talk to Mr. Sponia.
Urgently.
Catena: About...business.
Spizzy: ... As much as I'd love to allow it, I'm not sure he can be reached right now.
Catena: He can always be reached.
I know the guy.
Kreg: Did something bad happen in the factory?
Spizzy: Why, nothing bad happened at the factory!
Kreg: Then why are we out here talking instead of in there talking?
Catena: Nothing about any rival cereal brand.
Nothing about red clouds.
Juuuuuuust nothing.
Spania: Get lost ghosts, or we won't... roast! I can't think of a chant for this one guys.
Blitzin' Bradley: Oh! Hey! Chant about FOOTBALL!
Wanda: You there, green thing.
What are you people mad about?
Catena: Well, I never found out why they are really rioting.
Spinia: Yeah! Football! Foooootball! Foooootball!
Catena: That would be a good start.
or not
The Spinias start chanting about football.
Catena: they just want their football
Blitzin' Bradley: Yeah! FOOOTBALLL!
Wanda: I hate everything about what's transpiring in this situation.
Spinia: John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!
Blitzin' Bradley joins the crowd in rioting about FOOTBALL
Blitzin' Bradley: FOOTBALL! FAIR WAGES!
maybe that goomba over there knows
Hey, duuuude!
boo
Toadbrook Goomba: ... Huh?
Wanda begins flipping through her spellbook in search of doom spells that will end the problem that is every single person between her and the gate right now
Catena: I'm spooky businessman ghost
Toadbrook Goomba: What's up, man?
Do you know why these guys are rioting?
Spizzy: Man, stop chanting about football it's kind of annoying.
Wizzy: (wow wanda I'm not a problem)
Wanda: Quiet Jack, I'm doing important things.
Blitzin' Bradley: What'd you say little man? You got a problem with FOOTBALL?
You want to know why they call me "Blitzin" Bradley Thunderblock? It's because I tackle disrespectful fools.
First you don't want to let these fine folks in, and then you insult FOOTBALL? I'm thinking I might not like your tone, friend.
please do not attack the police
Snifit Patrol: We got threats! Engage!
Wanda: Oh, I think the situation is about to resolve itself.
Wanda: Whoever loses, I win.
Fantastic.
The snifits start shooting pellets into the crowd.
Wanda: Why are you shooting away from the one who just threatened you?
Spizzy: ... Hm. I doooon't think I'm going to be responsible for this.
Spizzy leaves through the gate swiftly.
Just great.
Blitzin' Bradley hunches down in a defensive position and starts shouting "RED 22, RED 13, HUT!"
Catena: Why did anyone think this was a good idea.
Kreg: I don't know what set them off!
Spinia: Brutality! Snifit brutality!
The Snifits and Spinia turn the protest into a riot!
Catena: If the police is focused on the Spinias, we could just...sneak in the factory
Wanda: If we need to steal something from the factory owner, that would probably be easiest while angry protesters are storming the place? correct?
Kreg: I... really, REALLY don't like this
Wanda: Let's deal with the guards and break down the gate.
Shrody: Wow. These people are so violent.
Catena: Or just break the gates.
Don't attack the police, you doofus
Kreg: SAYS THE GUY WHO INTRODUCED US AS "GOOD WITH VIOLENCE"
Wanda: They're not the police, they're just factory guards.
Shrody: Exactly! I would know violence well enough to know when others are being violent!
I just
Wanda: There's no way they're paid very well, I'm sure they'd give up after a bit of a beating.
So why don't you four just run in and start busting heads.
I'll supervise.
No.
Wanda: Thomas why must you always be so against making progress?
Catena creeps around. Like so.
Kreg: I'm going in there to separate these fools.
Catena: where are my pncers
Wanda: Come to think of it, I suppose this IS the easiest solution.
Kreg tries to pull this Spinia away
Catena: where did that crab get to now
Wanda turns invisible and floats straight through the crowd
Blitzin' Bradley tackles the nearest snifit.
Catena: Hey Kreeeeeg, get over here
The Snifit bounces by and resumes his riot control.
Keiki (GM): Go through the gate?
Kreg sees everyone else go through
Acre: if everyone else goes though
Kreg bowls through the riot
Catena: nice moves, there
Kreg: I'm a koopa, bowling is my specialty
Acre: two hours of whetaver this is. SOunds familiar, though
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory Workyard
Give me a second.
I wanna say Paper Mario.
Don't know which one, though.
Catena: Whoa, there were guards inside as well
who would've thought
Snifit Patrol: ... Whoa. Uh, what are you guys doing here?
Catena: On business with Mr. DInia.
Snifit Patrol: ... Anyway, no entry beyond this point. At all. Not even secretly!
Kreg: WE WERE HIRED TO GET RID OF THE GHOSTS
Snifit Patrol: Boss's orders.
Oh, you guys were?
Catena: He forgot to give you the update?
Snifit Patrol: Let me get the gate for you-- wait a second...
Catena: Man, that guy is always forgetting everything.
Snifit Patrol: ... Sponia's way to cheap for that sort of thing. He'd order like a really boring guy named Christopher... Bores. Or something.
Wanda attempts to phase through the wall of the gatehouse and lift the gate for everyone else
PrinceShroob: I figured out what this music is!
Snifit Patrol: I don't believe your story!
You don't execpt anything from him.
He's that unpredictable.
Kreg: I took him for someone who'd hire a guy named "Gene Eric" honestly
Wanda attempts to go inside, but promptly finds things even she would not want to see. She promptly exits.
I didn't know the 70's were still that alive in this region.
PrinceShroob: What's wrong?
Oh!
: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Snifit Patrol.
Keiki (GM): I'll let you get one out of battle attempt!
It's a success!
Catena: But, man, this factory is in the pits.
Shrody informs his team that these are Snifits hired for cheap by Sponi-corp. They patrol around the yard to prevent protesters from entering.
Catena: Like, this one isn't the one from six years ago, but still.
HP is 9, FP is 3, Attack is 2.
They have sirens on their heads that they activate when intruders are near, waking up anyone in the area.
They can also fire nets that can root.
Catena: they sure did that to the spinias back there
Kreg: ...ugh you know what
Your lot has already proved its willingness to fire on innocents
SO SCREW THIS
Wizzy: can I make a first strike on them
I guess since they aren't really the police, I don't care anymore.
Kreg tucks inside his shell
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Snifit Patrol!
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and make an attack roll.
Wanda is still to shocked by the horrifying remnants of an era to really notice what's going on
Acre: Anyway, what's the music, Shroob?
Keiki (GM): (oh yeah, added to the journal)
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Snifit Patrol, dealing
7 damage!
Oh, right.
Keiki (GM): It's a hit! Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: Super Paper Mario, Yold Ruins, Chapter 1-4.
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: FINALLY I GET A ONE
PrinceShroob: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob takes initiative!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Layze: oh, cake, weren't my badges supposed to be combined?
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Well, you didn't say to!
Keiki (GM): It's 10 coins to combine 2 badges.
PrinceShroob: Zap, attack someone.
Layze: didn't I say in the thread that that's what I wanted to do
with my shine thingy
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Keiki (GM): Maybe? I don't know.
Snifit Patrol: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Snifit Patrol tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Snifit Patrol, dealing
5 damage!
Zap: Make sure to turn on HP bars
PrinceShroob: Also, shouldn't we be able to see Snifit Patrol's journal entry now?
Keiki (GM): That's a thing!
and I know you asked for confirmation at some point but that was probably here
Keiki (GM): Showed the wrong bar!
Layze: w/e we'll deal with it later
Spooker is now
regenerating FP!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Snifit Patrol!
Shrody shoots Snifit Patrol with a ray gun, dealing
4 damage!
Catena: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zap: It should be dead right?
Catena utilizes inner Power on Snifit Patrol!
Shrody: ...That's what I thought.
Catena: I'm guessing that's a hit.
Keiki (GM): Except it is.
Shrody: ...You might want to turn your answer upside down, layze.
Catena lunges out and chomps Snifit Patrol, dealing
11 damage.
top one
Snifit Patrol is hella chomped.
Wizzy: oh my god you ate him
Wanda is still stunned and passes her turn, mumbling something about hippies
Zap: Not gonna get experience like that
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Snifit Patrol!
Shrody: (Why do I even have a crush on you, again?)
Snifit Patrol: Wh-what's happening?
Catena: Oh so I'm not tthe only powerhouse now.
WOW
wow
winky
:c
Shrody: Those Snifits didn't even get a chance to attack.
Acre: what you lack in strength you make in...............heart I guess
Wizzy: to be fair I'm gonna gravitate towards defensive behemoth now
Acre: Still a cool slow glass cannon
Cody C. rushes in for a tackle on Snifit Patrol, dealing
8 damage! Snifit Patrol is
not stunned !
Layze: if you wanna be a real paladin you should make skills that force enemies to attack you
Wizzy: I'm a fighter though
Snifit Patrol is punted over the gate!
Wizzy: THE KICK IS UP AND IT'S GOOD
Blitzin' Bradley does a touchdown dance that involves grabbing his crotch and strutting around.
Wizzy: suddenly penalty flags come in
Blitzin' Bradley: YEAAH I'M FEELING PUMPED
FOOTBALL
Wanda is now babbling about someone named "Reagan" rescuing her
Blitzin' Bradley scores a touchdown! The party gains
27 Star Points! (
39 for Brad)
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory Workyard
Keiki (GM): The Wandagate scandal was terrible
Don't ever joke about that shit
Wait shit that's NIxon
Acre: just concentrate on football
PrinceShroob: Reagan!? The actor!?!?
Catena: Well, that was fun.
Look, let's just break the gate.
Blitzin' Bradley: MAN I love a good fight. Almost as much as I love FOOTBALL.
Catena: Brad here is pumped enough to break it.
Wizzy: Hey Cake can I get both of my level up points in Coolness kthx
Wanda suddenly snaps out of it and notices the Snifits are now sprawled on the ground
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, that's some level ups, I think.
Wanda: Oh...Yes, well...What are we all standing around for? Aren't we headed to the factory?
Keiki (GM): Just Kreg, okay.
Zap: When did I fall behind in star points?
Keiki (GM): I updated it on the attributes, but I'll wait on changing the actual profile.
Wizzy: Yeah I'll get both points in Coolness and then equip my shiny NEW BADGE
Catena rams the gate with the power of FOOTBALL
PrinceShroob: ...You haven't. You're at level 4.
Blitzin' Bradley: FOOTBALL
Wizzy: too bad I think I still have 4/5 FP but oh well
Layze: zap you're one of the only people who's NOT behind
Catena tries, but it's like, steel man.
Zap: I thought more then just Wizzy was leveling up
Keiki (GM): Going to the bathroom real quick, don't fuck up everything while I'm gone
Catena: STEEL CANNOT STOP FOOTBALL
Wanda accidentally summons Satan
Blitzin' Bradley: NOTHING CAN STOP FOOTBALL
Think you can hop this?
Catena: by the way kreg you're still my bbf
Blitzin' Bradley: Through FOOTBALL, all things are possible, my son.
Spooker kinda just floats over it
Catena: so don't~ get~ jealous~
Wanda: ...What on earth did you do to this man?
Kreg: Oh Catena don't worry I was gonna throw you over with our BROS MOVE
Wanda: He has a FOOTPRINT in his SKULL...
PrinceShroob: I literally do not have enough nerves to have Shrody suddenly kiss Wanda.
Cool!
Need more Coolness
Blitzin' Bradley: Blitzin' Bradley showed that fool his LIGHTNING PUNT
Catena: Grab on Shrody before that.
Zap: Go do afterschool activities until your Collness increases, works in Persona
Blitzin' Bradley flexes at Wanda.
Blitzin' Bradley: Got your tickets to the gun show?
Wanda: Great, just what we needed, another brute with muscles instead of a brain.
Catena: who's the "other"
Shrody: I think your tickets expired there, buddy.
Wanda: Oh I'm back here now
Blitzin' Bradley: Naw man, those tickets are always good, because these guns are just UNREAL"
Catena: Man, I'll take this guy over Wanda any day.
Blitzin' Bradley: Yeah! Brofist!
Shrody: So since they're unreal, that means they're fake?
Blitzin' Bradley just kinda knocks his fist against the chomp
Blitzin' Bradley: Sensing a lot of hostility there, little purple bro.
Spooker: I think I'd like Wanda more, at least she's not creepy <.>
Catena: By the way, I dunno if I said it but I'm Catena.
Wanda and Spooker simultaneously suddenly remembers an old wives tale about phasing through factory walls and gates.
Blitzin' Bradley: We are now OFFICIALLY BROS
Spooker: But I floated over it
cake maybe you shouldn't have let ghosts into the campaign
Blitzin' Bradley flexes hysterically while shouting about quarterbacks and shit
Kreg: Bradley I think we're gonna get along just fine
Shrody: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Just because I'm a Shroob, doesn't mean I'm purple, okay? How speciesist do you have to be to just assume that all Shroobs are purple!?
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa man, that sounds like some nerd shit.
Spooker: Also my name is Spooker <.>
Kreg: STAND BACK EVERYONE
oh
OH
TIME FOR THE THING
I'm gonna get really hurt by this but whatever
Kreg grabs Catena, swings him around, and attempts to toss him over the gate!!
That corpse appears to be drawing something on the ground.
Shrody: Wait, do we not get any coins from that battle?
Catena does maybe the thing?? Does he have the approval of the gods above??
Keiki (GM): Make an action command to do so!
Catena: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena attempts to use The bro thing!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Kreg: "What command are you using"
do the bro thingy
Catena measily hits the gate.
Plan B
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg: It asked me what action I was using
I just put in 7
Catena: Plan B is melt the gate.
PrinceShroob: ...So no coins from the battle with the Snifits?
Catena: Plan C is going south because I see a path and that's always good.
Blitzin' Bradley: I bet I could totes toss this little purple bro over that gate.
Keiki (GM): Oh. That's just so I know what you're actually rolling for! Instead of changing your mind mid-roll!
Kreg: well I know that NOW
silly god
Kreg suddenly forgets the last minute
Kreg: Ugh, I can't quite get you over Catena
Wanda: I've just found the perfect spell to get rid of the gate.
Catena: While Plan B is in motion and watch Wanda reach 2500|F
°F
I'll go south.
Wanda: It's a time acceleration spell, it'll age it to dust in teh blink of an eye and we can get our idiot train rolling again.
Kreg follows Catena south
Blitzin' Bradley: Where the bros goes, Bradley follows.
Catena: ...is this poison
Wanda waves here hands and does some arcane chanting. There's a brilliant flash of light, and though the gate is completely unaffected, Spooker has no grown a mustache
Wanda: I should get this book repaired.
Puddles of waste from the Sponi-Factory on the ground. Shouldn't be thaaat toxic though.
Spooker pets his mustache
Spooker also follows the others
get out of the frontlines
Catena: Is this a broken wall or what
Layze: wizzy shrody has the highest defense of anyone here
AND a melee weapon
two others have 3 defense
before you wreck yourself
Catena spits out a goddamned crab
Snifit Patrol: ... Hm. Radio static. Wonder what's up with gate guard squad B.
Blitzin' Bradley: Man, nobody told me you all had crabs!
Blitzin' Bradley raises his hand for a high five from anyone.
Wanda: Oh look, more low-wage guards
Blitzin' Bradley: That's rough bro.
Wanda: I suppose you folks should go ahead and make with the murder, hm?
Catena: That's a good matey.
Kreg: Well let's at least see what we're up against first
Scouting.
Keiki (GM): So the yellow circle is their vision. If they're facing that way!
Snifit Patrol: Yes that's right... who's a good boy?
Sidestepper can probably slip by these boxes. Hes a crab that walks sideways after all
Sidestepper steps to the side, and goes through the boxes!
Snifit Patrol: ... What's that? Do you copy?
Sidestepper: hello darkness my old friend
The sound of sirens can be heard.
Blitzin' Bradley: Don't worry guys, they can't bust us. My dad like, owns a dealership.
PrinceShroob: Way to give me a heart attack, Cake.
Catena: ...So uh, what do we even do now.
Kreg: Ugh, seems like sneaking and talking is now definitely out of the question
Sure would help if we even knew where we were going
Blitzin' Bradley: Sneaking is for nerds! Fighting is for men!
Sidestepper: Alert phase is over
GOOD
Boxes are scary
Snifit Patrol: ... The hostile is back again? On it!
Wanda waves to the Snifit
They're morons.
Wanda: Let's just walk through, why are we all standing around?
Probably for the best
I don't think this is going to improve
Wanda: The crab is off baffling their entire army.
Sidestepper: I AM LOST BEHIND THIS VEIL OF DARKNESS THAT IS BOXES
Blitzin' Bradley: WHO SAID THAT
Hm?
Catena, look, it's your little brother.
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa dog. It's like, a dog.
go by very quietly
Shrody feels a tickle in his nose.
Rushing feet run by! A group of Snifits pass by right before the group go into the passage.
Wizzy: ps shrody you should tattle the chomp
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Unchained Chomp.
Shrody: welp, that was probably a fail
Acre: try again, but with feeling
Keiki (GM): That should tell you something, perhaps!
Wizzy: I think that's all he gets unless we fight it
Shrody: Don't I only get like one out of battle attempt?
Snifit Patrol is spinning around, looking to battle!
WORKED WELL ENOUGH BEFORE
Snifit Patrol walks up to Kreg.
Snifit Patrol: I like shorts!
: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Snifit Patrol!
Blitzin' Bradley: Man of good taste! Shorts are comfy and easy to wear!
Spooker: Welcome to Cornaria!
Wanda: Oh, how cute, this one's mentally handicapped!
Wanda: Glad to see that's not dissuading you from murdering it!
Catena lunges out and chomps Snifit Patrol, dealing
11 damage.
Keiki (GM): ... It's defeated. Shit man.
Catena: gotta invest in that power
Layze: I'm still not sure I understand why the damage isn't the number of successes
Catena: Look if he had something good on him
Shrody pokes at the unconscious Snifit
The group gains 9 Star Points, with 13 for Brad.
Layze: like that just seesm like the most obvious way to do it vOv
Kreg: this doesn't look like a cereal factory at all
Spooker hides behind the box like Solid Snake
Wanda: That's because it's a warehouse outside the factory, Thomas.
Shrody examines the unconscious Snifit
Wanda taps this Snifit on the shoulder
Kreg hits the block getting coins! The Snifit is alerted!
Wanda: Well, good luck everybody.
Catena: well, I wanted this block
Snifit Patrol: Alert! Alert!
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 2
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena: nvm never rol a one again
Snifit Patrol: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Snifit Patrol takes initiative!
Kreg: how many coins did I get, this is essential
Shrody: ...Where's the freaking music?
Hopefully Kreg enjoys his
26 coins!
Layze: (is combat starting)
Acre: Even the one on top of the other block?
Wanda: Right, well, I suppose I may as well have a turn at the violence, hm?
: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Snifit Patrol, dealing
8 damage. Snifit Patrol is
burned .
Wanda: Hah! He won't be standing any more in a minute or two.
Snifit Patrol: AUGH! Fire!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley utilizes inner Power on Snifit Patrol!
Blitzin' Bradley rushes in for a tackle on Snifit Patrol, dealing
8 damage! Snifit Patrol is
stunned !
Keiki (GM): The Snifit has 2 speed and wouldn't be able to dodge that tackle.
Wanda: How brave of you, attacking a man in flames who can barely stand!
Blitzin' Bradley: No kill like overkill!
Spooker hits the ? block!
Acre: The battle is probably not over
PrinceShroob: I think that gives some of us level ups.
Unchained Chomp: ARF ARF!
no
you go back
Catena: Man, look at these dumbos.
don't collect $200
Catena: I can't look at them.
Catena: But I heard them.
Let me tell you about Chain Chomps. I know them better than Shrody's silly alien intel.
Wanda: They have big pointy teeth and are made of iron.
Yes, I think we're familiar with the type.
Catena: That's exactly type.
...RIght!
Also, they are big softies.
PrinceShroob: ...So are we still in battle?
Wanda: And as you yourself have taught us, they're also no very smart.
Blitzin' Bradley: Get this man some ice for that burn!
Wanda: Throw a piece of meat between them and they'll kill each other.
Zap: Hope you brought some burn heal
Catena: They can't even say anything other than ARF.
Also no fire allowed. Oh no.
Keiki (GM): Hope you brought some hey zap it's your turn son
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Unchained Chomp!
Catena: ...defense, buddy.
PrinceShroob: ...So do the Chomps not get initiative rolls?
Wizzy: I bet they share the snifit
Zap: I'm guessing that failed
2
Unchained Chomp: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Unchained Chomp tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Wizzy: oh god the defense is real
Zap pulls out
a danmaku from Hammerspace and throws it at Unchained Chomp, dealing
0 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Spooker is now
feeling dodgy!
shrody, do the tattly thing
Catena: but with feeling this time
Unchained Chomp: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Unchained Chomp utilizes inner Power on Shrody!
Catena: goddammit shrody you're not feeling it
Unchained Chomp chomps Shrody, dealing
4 damage!
Catena: Think of FOOTBALL and get inspired.
Unchained Chomp: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Unchained Chomp utilizes inner Power on Shrody!
Unchained Chomp chomps Shrody, dealing
4 damage!
Unchained Chomp: ARF ARF!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Unchained Chomp.
Keiki (GM): It's a success!
Shrody: That enough feeling for you?!
I am certain football inspired you.
Shrody successfully tells his friends and debriefs them about Chain Chomps.
While strong, they don't possess any fancy tricks. Besides being really strong.
Blitzin' Bradley: FOOTBALL
Shrody: Right. I was inspired by some sport where you kick the ball into the goal.
eye roll
Blitzin' Bradley: Story of my life, little purple bro!
Shrody: Again, I am not purple!
HP is 10, Attack is 6, Defense is 3.
They stay asleep unless awakened by a Snifit patroller!
more like
: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Unchained Chomp!
Catena readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Unchained Chomp, dealing
13 damage.
Blitzin' Bradley: Damn, son.
Shrody: ...That seems a little strong.
Wizzy: that's an FP attack to be fair
Shrody: Is Catena not affected by defense or something?
Acre: And it costs one fourth of my FP
Shrody: Oh, right, that power defense piercing badge.
Never mind.
: rolling 7d6>4
= 6 Successes
Kreg attempts to use Power Shell!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg retracts into shell and shoots himself through several enemies in a line, dealing
7 damage to each one. (not accounting for defense)
1/5 now
Keiki (GM): wait this ain't right
There we go.
Kreg: oh so I did get the 1 FP from the badge, cool
not that it really matters but hey
Catena: we can do the bro move
I guess???
Kreg: for my entire FP bar yes
Catena: bro, it's a bro move
Layze: I need a happy flower check, and then I just pass my turn, not gonna waste FP on this when he'll be dead by his turn anyway
Shrody
stays the same HP this turn.
Kreg: if only I knew the timings on it I would've have to have it on level 1
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
It's actually in your favor now!
Wizzy: layze you're gonna level after this fight so w/e
Keiki (GM): I'm going to have to look at this table.
Layze: Nah I believe you, I'm not gonna complain about one failure
Layze: it was only when I was getting 12 failures in a row that I was calling bullshit
Keiki (GM): And that was a 50/50 chance!
Wizzy: so uh Brad, Spooker
you two got anything
Blitzin' Bradley: Oh yeah.
Blitzin' Bradley starts jumping and clapping! Unchained Chomp is now completely distracted by Blitzin' Bradley's bizarre workout regiment!
Blitzin' Bradley: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Unchained Chomp is annoyed!
Keiki (GM): Were you going to do anything, Wanda?
Shrody: Eh, I've seen weirder.
Layze: no, I said I passed
Wizzy: oh my god he actually has a taunt
excellent
Blitzin' Bradley: When you look in a mirror, little dude.
Blitzin' Bradley prepares for high fives.
Layze: well I passed because I figured football man and spooker would kill it before its turn
Catena: That was a good burn though.
Layze: but I guess neither of them felt like doing anything
Keiki (GM): rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Blitzin' Bradley!
Unchained Chomp chomps Blitzin' Bradley, dealing
4 damage!
PrinceShroob: I get Zap wanting to pass because Spooker isn't much of a damage dealer, but Bradley has no such excuse.
Keiki (GM): I should mention.
Anyway.
Keiki (GM): Cody, whenever a roll is the same or better when doing attack/defense rolls, offense always wins.
Keiki (GM): So when 3 is rolled, and the highest defense stat is 3, I just kinda do the hit automatically.
Catena: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Unchained Chomp!
Keiki (GM): Like right now!
Catena lunges out and chomps Unchained Chomp, dealing
8 damage.
Acre: Wow, the piercing move wasn't even necessary.
Layze: (it was already damaged)
I meant the last one
with 8 HP gone, anyone would've hit it.
Wizzy: well at least it's over now
I think
Shrody examines the unconscious chomp.
Acre: probably should get a level up anyway
Steev: what shit have you guys gotten into this time
PrinceShroob: We caused a riot.
Wizzy hits this ? Block and then wonders how to get the one on top
The party gets
39 Star Points (
57 for Brad).
14 coins are also found!
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory Workyard
Layze: we basically just stood and watched while a riot was caused
Keiki (GM): Yeah, I'm going to tally that up. Quick break, but first...
Catena: Pretty sure everyone but Kreg did.
Kreg finds a Super Mushroom!
PrinceShroob: Shrody examined the dead chomp!
PrinceShroob: Does it have anything on its person?
Spooker hits this ? block
Acre: you got all the riches
Catena and Spooker must wait until after this commercial break.
The suspense !
........burgs
Zap: I want more speed, need all the fives
Acre: 10 was the stat cap, right?
Wizzy: on most of them yeah I think
Acre: but I want more and more power :c
Wizzy: Defense/Speed capped at... 7 I think?
Keiki (GM): Catena leveled up after that last fight.
Acre: +1 Power, +1 Coolness
Steev: I hate earthbound but I love this remix
Wizzy: wow how do you live with yourself
PrinceShroob: I have enough coins to get Earthbound from Club Nintendo.
Zap: Spooker should have too
PrinceShroob: Too bad I already have it. <.<
Steev: Well I played the whole thing through and found nothing fun about it
Battles were slow, the game was a grind, it wasn't nearly as funny as people like to say it is
I love RPGs. But earthbound is just bad
Keiki (GM): Nigga you hate earthbound what
Keiki (GM): Shrody also leveled up!
Steev: You should try caring more, shroob
Steev: You should take a lesson from my friends, the care bears
PrinceShroob: I don't listen to bears. They're so mean, always mauling animals and eating their flesh.
Acre: I still want that Mother 4 fangame. I'm not expecting much of it, but I do all the same.
PrinceShroob: I much prefer ponies to bears.
Acre readies a powerful, damage-piercing attack!
Acre lunges out and chomps Shrody, dealing
13 damage.
Keiki (GM): Spooker leveled up as well!
Cody C.: What's your favorite horse?
Speed like I said before
Steev: The only favorite horse should be Red Hare
Cody C.: What's different between horses and ponies?
PrinceShroob: Beats the hell out of me.
Acre: What advantages do I get for leveling up Defense instead of Speed?
Keiki (GM): And so did Brad of course.
So what was everyone upgrading? Except for Rog, I got him.
PrinceShroob: I wand Power and Coolness.
Keiki (GM): So Cody, what do you want to upgrade?
Keiki (GM): Defense takes 2!
Steev: hy would Club Nintendo put majoras' mask as a reward when they're selling it on 3DS
Power
Acre: Cody knows what's the stat that matters.
Cody C.: Doesn't matter how much HP you have when you kill everything in one shot anyway.
PrinceShroob: I already have Majora's Mask on my Wii anyways.
Zap: I have the original and the GameCube disc with it
And of course I got Majora's Mask 3D
Haven't gotten a chance to play it yet though, tomorrow though
Acre: I borrowed it from a friend and played though it once.
The N64 one. Like six or seven years ago.
Keiki (GM): Alrighty, done with all that.
Catena is dying to know the contents of this mysterious block
Shrody examines the dead Snifit
Catena gets a Fire Flower!
Wanda pulls off Bradley's helmet and hucks it at the high-up ? block
Steev: Stop looting through corpses you fucking scavengers
Snifit seems to be all out of coins!
Blitzin' Bradley: Most uncool.
Keiki (GM): Do you let this occur, Brad?
PrinceShroob: I'll make sure to examine your corpse extra thouroughly when you die, Steve.
Steev: We got a badass over here
Acre: shroob, what the hell
PrinceShroob: Also, that was a different Snifit for crying out loud!
Blitzin' Bradley: Nobody touches the helmet.
Catena: Punt the snifit at the block.
Wanda: Oh come now, it would take a train to pierce that skull of yours.
Blitzin' Bradley: You think so?
Blitzin' Bradley tries to flex his skull, but just kinda ends up wrinkling his face and grunting.
Catena: What's in hat dakr area anyway?
Kreg take this time to chug his Honey Syrup
Catena: Exploration party, who's with me.
Kreg gets all his FP back yay
Spooker hits this ? block since now he can\
Wanda: Well, I'm not leaving without the contents of that block.
It should be easy enough to set up a ramp, and then...
Blitzin' Bradley: Where the bros goes, B-rad follow.
Catena: we are sneaking in this factory, that's why we must loot everything
Wanda: Where'd Jeffrey go? I need his shell.
Kreg: oh man this is dangerous
Cody C.: If I taunt the snifit, will he attack me before he wakes up the chomps?
Keiki (GM): That's for you to find out!
Cody C.: Because we can just slap his shit when he come over here if so.
Shrody: Maybe Catena can sneak up on that Snifit and kill it in one shot?
Keiki (GM): I haven't been doing the siren thing as a turn on its own.
Spooker continues waiting to find out what is in the box
Catena: wanda, do the ghost thing
Wanda: I have a better idea!
Catena: Or spooker, whichever.
PrinceShroob: Well, crap.
Steev: I remember when Group 1 had a ghost. :C
Wanda: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda attempts to use LIGHTNING ARC!!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda blasts Unchained Chomp with an arc of lightning, dealing
6 damage! It jumps to
7 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
3 damage!
Keiki (GM): Alright, let's do this shit
Keiki (GM): Which one's first?
Layze: 7 additional, so 8 total right?
ok ay lemme figure this out
Zap: So this was an avoidable fight XD
Layze: the intial hit was on the middle one so...
middle -> right -> middle -> left -> middle -> right -> left -> right
zap this is a tabletop game
no such thing as an avoidable fight
avoiding a fight means avoiding experience
and that's TERRIBLE
middle one's dead, right one took nine, left one took 6
PrinceShroob: That's actually true about any RPG.
Three chomps, are defeated, but it wasn't exactly quiet...
Layze: I thought every hit after the first did 3 damage
Snifit Patrol: Whuh? The chomps!
Keiki (GM): ... Oh, whoops.
Kreg: Wanda why did you wait until NOW to do that?
Layze: I mean, yes, they're all dead
Wanda: Wait until...er, yes! Yes, that's exactly what I meant to do! Bow before me!
Snifit Patrol spots Wanda and panics!
Snifit Patrol sounds the alarm!
Blitzin' Bradley picks his nose when nobody looks.
Kreg: C'mon guys, looks like we're fighting this one out
Catena: The fight for that one ? block.
Layze: this is all about EXPERIENCE yo
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 5
Layze: I level up after this fight everything in this room is getting fucked relentlessly
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley takes initiative!
Layze: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Unchained Chomp: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Unchained Chomp takes initiative!
Catena: do I seriously need to be a wimp and invest in "speed"
nothing wrong with the helltank being slow
I don't plan to invest in any more speed for wanda
Catena: No speed, no defense.
Zap: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Also my speed didn't increase
PrinceShroob: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob takes initiative!
wow
the unluck
Keiki (GM): Missing... "Shrody"
There we go.
Layze: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
there you go zap
you got one success
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and retake initiative Zap.
PrinceShroob: Sorry, was doing something when nothing was going on here.
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: He got one success anyways.
PrinceShroob: THIS PROVES THAT HE WOULD'VE GOTTEN ONE IF CAKE ACTUALLY DID HIS JOB!!
Keiki (GM): Anyway! Time to blitz.
Cody C.: How far can I move? Can I get all the way to that guy and crack his skull in the same turn?
Blitzin' Bradley: I guess I can taunt him still.
Cody C.: You can move twice?
Keiki (GM): Use that beautiful macro
Yeah, in place of the action you'd do.
Cody C. starts jumping and clapping! Snifit Patrol is now completely distracted by Blitzin' Bradley's bizarre workout regiment!
Cody C.: USA! USA! USA! USA!
PrinceShroob: Wait, hold on, the Chomps have already taken damage, right?
Layze: oh my god the USA thing is part of the macro
that's so good
Blitzin' Bradley: GET OVER HERE LITTLE MAN! I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE
Snifit Patrol: Argh, I can't believe Koopas CLAP in MOVIE THEATRES.
hamburger music
Tremble before me, peons!
I am a GOD!
: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda attempts to use Lightning Arc!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda jumps on some random boxes. Boos jump, man.
Wanda blasts Unchained Chomp with an arc of lightning, dealing
6 damage! It jumps to
7 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
3 damage!
Catena: get off that soap box
Layze: alright first strike was on the top one so lemme work this out
wait
cake can you put health bars on the chomps pls
Keiki (GM): Oh. Gotta manually do it.
I assumed you went from the 4 HP one to the 1 HP one.
You pointed your arrow that way!
Had something else in mind?
oh wait I had them backwards
hooray for health bars
okay first strike is on the left one
left -> snifit -> top -> snifit -> bottom right -> snifit -> bottom right, and then I don't get an eighth hit because everything else in the room is dead
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
you should probably nerf this man
Wizzy: make it cost 10 FP
I dare you
Layze: funny thing is that would still give my two casts even without happy flower
22 fp yo
I'm a mage hear me roar
Keiki (GM): That's actually in a vein of what I was thinking of. Higher FP cost.
Just slightly though.
PrinceShroob: Make it cost 22 FP!
Layze: oh man the blood price
I kill everything in the room at the cost of my own life
anyway
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Wanda just floats on this box cackling maniacally
Unchained Chomp: ... Arf?
Shrody: Do you actually understand what these Chomps are saying, Catena?
He said Arf.
Literally Arf.
Blitzin' Bradley: That's deep, bro.
I'm not sure if I can get a good angle on him.
Uh...
Maybe?
Keiki (GM): ... Probably!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Unchained Chomp!
Layze: the perspective is kinda weird but yeah I think you can get a shot from there
Acre: show me that 0 damage, bby
Keiki (GM): It's a hit! ... Sorta.
Keiki (GM): le sorta face
Shrody shoots Unchained Chomp with a ray gun, dealing
2 damage!
Super ray gun thing.
Blitzin' Bradley: Well bro, you tried.
I'd give it a 6/10
Unchained Chomp: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy: chomp gonna arfarf
Unchained Chomp utilizes inner Power on Wanda!
Unchained Chomp chomps Wanda, dealing
6 damage!
Catena: He's still saying Arf.
Wanda barely even flinches and begins arcing lightning between her hands while staring at the chomp, murder in her eyes
Wanda: I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD
Catena: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Unchained Chomp!
Catena lunges out and chomps Unchained Chomp, dealing
8 damage.
Spooker: Do chain chomps have blood? <.>
Wanda: Bloody chomps have to ruin everything.
Wanda comes over and claims the prize, because if anyone else thinks they deserve it more than her they're getting a lgihtning bolt to the throat
Wizzy: hey cake is there a roof on this place
The chomps were defeated soundly! The party gains
32 Star Points (
54 for Brad).
[MUSIC] Sponi-Factory Workyard
Wanda bathes in her aura of levelup
Keiki (GM): So. What do you choose?
We gotta do out Bro thing to get that missing block.
Kreg: Hm, I was wondering if we could platform up there instead
Wanda gets a Shooting Star!
Catena: I can't believe my bro would take the LAME action over a bro move.
Keiki (GM): And there is no roof on this! It's like... a yard.
Kreg: Eh true it WOULD be the easy way
Blitzin' Bradley: Most unexcellent, bro.
Kreg: Screw it let's give it a go
Acre: why was it dark, then
Keiki (GM): Because stealth
Kreg: C'MON CATENA LET'S GO
GO POWERS
Layze: I'll put one point in smarts and one in coolness
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg attempts to use BROS ATTACK?!!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Shrody examines the body of the Snifit guard that was punted over the fence when we first entered this place.
Catena: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena attempts to use BROS ATTACK?!!!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Acre: wow like I should've gotten 6 rolss there???
rolls
The guard had a key on him!
Wanda floats over and brushes herself off
Wanda: Hah, well, that was...cathartic.
Shall we make for the factory now?
Kreg climbs up these boxes
Shrody: ...Is this the key for the gate?
Spooker: Maybe we can push a smaller block next to the big block? <.>?
Acre: Oh. Kreg's doing his platforming.
Kreggles does the platforming thing.
Catena: ...where even is shrody
Kreg claims this damn block
Shrody: Hey, the guard that Bradley punted had a key on him.
Blitzin' Bradley flexes while thinking about babes and FOOTBALL.
Shrody: This block is mine!
Catena: ...is that a scarecrow?
Shrody: ...damn mushrooms
: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify --.
Kreg: I think it IS a scarecrow
Shrody: I was trying to tattle the Scarcrow, but apparently it's a "--".
Shrody cannot determine anything about the scarecrow, but is uneased by it.
Catena: I do not trust this scarecrow.
It does not scare crows.
Wanda: This scarecrow is clearly just an inanimate object.
In which case it clearly would not care if it were lit on fire.
Wanda prepares a fireball
Shrody: Is fire your answer to everything?
Catena: But he looks cute, though.
Kreg: can we not randomly set the landscape on fire
Shrody: Cause if so, then I might like you even more!
Blitzin' Bradley: Fire is not the answer yo. The answer is FOOTBALL.
Wanda: Do you mean the barren landscape covered in toxic runoff?
Wanda: Because this landscape is barren and covered in toxic runoff.
Catena: Wasn't there a ghost problem?
Blitzin' Bradley: What's up, scareBRO?
Kreg greets the scarecrow
Wanda puts out the fireball
Blitzin' Bradley puts up his hand, but he's not expecting high fives. It's just habit.
Catena: ew, moldy cereal soup
Kreg: Hm, guess it's nothing.
So how are we gonna get into the factory proper, guys?
Scarecrow leaves Bradley hangin'.
Catena: Can I stuff the scarecrow in my bag?
Blitzin' Bradley: Story of my life, bro.
Shrody: The gate looks suspicious. And by suspicious, I mean there's no grid lines on it.
Blitzin' Bradley feels as bad as the Seahawks at the superbowl. FOOTBALL.
Wanda kinda wants to see what's on the other side of this lake of sludge, but suspects it would probably hurt her somehow if she tried to float over it
Wizzy: but who cares they got what they deserved with that shitty playcalling
I mean uh
Keiki (GM): He's too big to stuff into your bag! It'd be like trying to stuff a win for the Seahawks into your bag.
I mean
Keiki (GM): It would actually be fine to just float around over it.
Layze: cake I'm pretty sure that was illegal to say
PrinceShroob: Well, this IS America, where it is illegal to speak the truth.
Cody C.: I live in China I say what I want.
Wanda: I suppose I don't need a second one.
Kreg: Hey Wanda, mind grabbing that for us?
Wanda then tosses it over to Kreg
Catena: But now it's up to Wanda who gets it.
Oh, Kreg gets it.
neat
Shrody: Looks like she decided already.
Wanda: I think I've found out way in.
Kreg: Oh good, through this stuff.
Shrody examines the purple stuff
Kreg: Well, this armor isn't getting any newer I guess.
Wanda: Spooker, jump in and see where it leads.
Kreg starts sloshing through
Spooker jumps into the pipe
Shrody: I'm a Shroob, so some poisons should've bother me too much.
*shouldn't
Blitzin' Bradley: Be careful bro! In all that purple It'll be easy to lose track of you.
Catena: Tattle the purple sludge.
Shrody: At this point, I'm just gonna assume you're calling me purple on purpose.
Blitzin' Bradley: What color are you then bro?
Shrody: I'm pink. Pink! Do you not know what pink is?
A sewer.
Blitzin' Bradley: Blitzin' Bradley doesn't wear colors for girls, bro.
Wanda: I've always wanted to take a hike through a sewer.
As customary by groups, random sewer spelunking feels to be needed.
Blitzin' Bradley: Sorry, little PINK bro.
Kreg: Well where did you THINK this was going?
I didn't want a sewer level either
Shrody: That's nice. I was born with this pink skin, so tell me where it's my fault that my freaking skin is pink in the first place.
Layze: As a true man, I'm pretty sure Bradley is in fact incapable of perceiving the color pink.
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa whoa whoa, chill down there, little guy. Have a mushroom and just chill. Blitzin' Bradley is on your side here.
Catena: Don't fight over skin colors.
Wanda goes back up the pipe and motions for everyone else to come down
"Sponi-Fac Waste Deposit 32"
Blitzin' Bradley: I'll never forget when my coach told me I'll never have the balls to walk off a cliff like a green koopa.
Catena treks though the sludge and whatever
Blitzin' Bradley: I proved him wrong.
You can rise above your girly skin color!
Catena assumes he is going though the pipe
Shrody: I'm done talking to you.
cool.
Sewers.
...So I hope there is another way back out.
Shrody: I think this is a way forward.
Spooker: We should really go into sewers more often when we jump into pipes
Just like, expect it
Blitzin' Bradley: Way to go, off-purple bro!
Catena: no beacuse sewer means water and that means I'm a rock
The hell kind of waste are they having here.
Spooker bites the ! button
Catena inspects the...black things.
The raft floating around in the waste becomes a bridge!
Blitzin' Bradley: Nice one, ghost bro! Give me that fist.
Blitzin' Bradley preps a fist bump.
Wanda checks out this door
Spooker mimics not really knowing what's going on
I'm so glad I came in here.
is that pipe in the way to the right
Where did Wanda go?
Keiki (GM): The pipe is hanging overhead!
Catena: We'll never know the true nature of the black things.
Kreg walks under the pipe
Wanda: Gentlemen, there's a pipe down this way, I think it might lead into the factory proper.
Thought it will require a trek through what appears to be nuclear waste.
Catena: Well, good luck on that.
not
Catena: That's not a mission for either Kreg or me.
Shrody: I think we'll explore the sewers first.
Catena: Unless... we divide and conquer!
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Shrody: Where does this go?
Layze: it goes to kreg getting owned, apparently
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa, most unexcellent.
The pipe seems to be stopped up from above!
Kreg: well that's not nice
This bandage is merely here for your protection.
Shrody: Maybe go back to where Wanda was talking about?
Blitzin' Bradley: Bandage? Don't they mean BITCH STICKERS?
Catena: Well, back the other way, I suppose.
Catena: Or just...fire a fireball in the pipe
See if that unclogs it.
Wanda shoots a fireball up the pipe to see what happens
Catena: I sure hope Kreg doesn't randomly jump in the water considering he has all that armor on him!
Kreg: or were there spots
Shrody: Uh, Spooker, can you get back over here?
Blitzin' Bradley does that thing where you pretend to push someone into traffic or something and pull them back and really piss them off to Shrody.
Shrody: I think I saw something in the water over there.
Spooker: Maybe they're friendly!
Gotcha!
Blitzin' Bradley: High five bro
Shrody: Can you please come back over here anyways, please?
Blitzin' Bradley puts it up there.
Shrody ignores Bradley's dumb joke
Blitzin' Bradley: Harsh, bro.
A tentacle comes up and gives Bradley a high five.
Blitzin' Bradley: ALRIGHT
It swiftly goes back down.
Blitzin' Bradley: Thanks squid bro!
Shrody: The
shroobish swear was that?
about this blocked pipe
Spooker: I told you it might be friendly!
Blitzin' Bradley: That, my friend, was a bro with enough sense to not leave me hanging!
Is there a Blooper here?
Wanda is stuck buffering after throwing the fireball into the pipe
Blitzin' Bradley: Nah man.
Just a...
BROper
good one
The bandage burns away, but it doesn't stop the pipe from being clogged!
Blitzin' Bradley: Blitzin' Bradley's got all the jokes.
Oh well.
Catena: who here is a plumber
Anyway.
What's up over here?
Blitzin' Bradley: There's a super-bro squid thing in this pool.
Catena: Why is there a blooper in a waste pool.
Blitzin' Bradley: Way to judge, man.
Blitzin' Bradley: He was born that way, he can't help it.
Blitzin' Bradley winks at Shrody "I got you bro"
It appears this is deep, smelly water.
Catena: Tell your bro to come out.
Maybe he can help us cross..
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey squid bro! Mind coming up here for a second?
Shrody continues ignoring Bradley and his shitty attempts to sound supportive
Wanda: I don't think Bloopers have this many arms.
Catena: I think there is more than one.
Hey uh sewer dweller? Can we like
pass peacefully?
Blitzin' Bradley: Man, all those arms... Perfect for throwing FOOTBALLS
Blitzin' Bradley: By the way he's not coming out, he must be a Seahawks fan!
Blitzin' Bradley preps high five.
Catena: Don't mock your squid bro.
Blitzin' Bradley: It's all good fun, bro.
High pitched squealing can be heard from below.
Blitzin' Bradley: We're all friends here.
Blitzin' Bradley: And we accept each others flaws.
Blitzin' Bradley elbows Shrody.
One by one, Man o' Bloopettes surface from the water!
Shrody steps away from Bradley
There were all little squids.
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa! It's a bunch of little bros!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Man o' Bloopette.
Shrody informs his friends that this species of Blooper is a recent inhabitant of the Toadbrook Sewers that got washed in.
Layze: reusing encounters between groups
Catena: He already used fuzzies.
HP is 7, FP is 4, Attack is 5.
They have rather annoying ink blasts, and get overwhelming in large groups.
Blitzin' Bradley does a rad air guitar solo while ignoring all the logistical nerd shit.
Shrody: whispering to Wanda You might want to get your Lightning Arc ready.
Keiki (GM): It might not fare as well as the other group with the swimming thing. Three of you I'd say are pretty heavy!
You may just sink or something.
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey, little squid bros, we're kinda in a bind here. Can you help a koopa cross to that pipe?
PrinceShroob: Kreg, Bradley, and Catena?
Shrody would sick due to all that swole defense he got on
*sink
Keiki (GM) blasts Blitzin' Bradley with its own ink, dealing
5 damage! Blitzin' Bradley is
not blinded .
Blitzin' Bradley: Whoa dude
Kreg: THEY AIN'T FRIENDLY
Keiki (GM): Except I was a squid.
Blitzin' Bradley: Most unexcellent.
Catena: We clearly need to take this to the land.
Layze: oh god the gm has begun attacking the players directly
we're fucked
Shrody: Shouldn't we roll for initiative now?
Blitzin' Bradley: FALL BACK TO HELMS DEEP, BROS
Keiki (GM): If you'd like! But uh... I think there's a clear terrain disparity here.
we'll deal with it
Cody C.: We should move to the bridge imo
Catena: Let's just....back off for a bit.
PrinceShroob: What about Wanda's Lightning Arc?
So, what, is that not the way forward?
Wanda: What will falling back accomplish, exactly?
They don't exactly have any reason to leave the water
Catena: Even the ground if they follow us.
they do
Blitzin' Bradley: Let me call out one of those little bitches and take them to the bridge.
Catena: through the power of USA
You're actually in a passage!
Catena: Just fight them here, man.
Keiki (GM): Do the boing clap.
Blitzin' Bradley starts jumping and clapping! Man o' Bloopette is now completely distracted by Blitzin' Bradley's bizarre workout regiment!
Blitzin' Bradley: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Man o' Bloopette hops around in the water, but won't make landfall!
Someone.
PrinceShroob: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on Man o' Bloopette!
Shrody shoots Man o' Bloopette with a ray gun, dealing
5 damage!
Or not.
Now uh...
Man o' Bloopette hid in the water.
Catena: Hopefully something happens?
Shrody: Does that mean my attack missed?
Catena: That sure was a bust.
The Man o' Bloopettes retreat into the water!
Catena: who's stupid idea was to come here
Blitzin' Bradley loses a thumb-war to himself, and is visibly dismayed.
Blitzin' Bradley: This place is harshing my mellow, bros.
PrinceShroob: Okay, this is boring as hell.
Wanda fires a lightning bolt into the water
Wizzy: cake I have a stupid question
this is a dumb idea but
can I use my tornado spin underwater
The lightning bolt spreads and illuminates the water. The Man o' Bloopettes seem to have left.
Keiki (GM): Yes, you can do something like that! Probably.
Wanda: Well that's not how electricity works, but I suppose it did its job?
Catena: We had to miss on the exp, though.
Kreg: Let's get going quickly before they come back
Wanda stars making her way to the ladder, watching for any movement in the water
Shrody: I'm fine with that.
Wanda pulls out her physics degree.
kreg
okay
to the ladder
IT HASN'T WORKED YET TODAY MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME
Brad.
Come with us.
Blitzin' Bradley: Alright bro, let's DO IT
Catena: We're gonna do something incredibly stupid.
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 7 Successes
Kreg attempts to use THE ILL-FATED ATTACK!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena attempts to use STUPID BRO MOVE!
Catena knows about timed hits!
I ruined everything
Layze: but kreg rolled a crit!
Wizzy: hey Cody roll your Action Command
Layze: just action command
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley attempts to use BRO STUFF TIME!
Blitzin' Bradley knows about timed hits!
Kreg starts spinning Catena around, and bats Bradley into Pipe 21.
Wizzy: man kreg put his heart into this one
Catena: We sync our failures into success
Kreggles and Catena manage to fly like goddamn Superman or something.
or do we fail and drown forever
Wizzy: are we trying to helicopter to the ladder
grapple
Keiki (GM): It was a really good throw. It just kinda took Kreggles with Catena.
Wizzy: I knew there was a reason why I pumped my coolness so high
Layze: like thor throwing has hammer and then catching it to fly
Cody C.: Call that helicopter shit the BROpellor.
Wizzy: come along now spooker
Catena: What even is this place now?
Uh
Wanda investigates this whatsit
You here?
Catena: I think there was a red pipe back at the jungle?
It appears to be a purple crystal of some kind.
Catena: KREG OPEN DOOR KREG SMASH
More pipes?
Catena: WHat, is this a sSEWER
Shrody: Can I tattle the purple crystal?
Go ahead!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Shrody.
Shrody: Can't target the crystal, unfortunately.
This appears to be a reverberant crystal. It is extremely tough and emits sound when hit. But what if you use another sound...?
I wonder...
On closer inspection, Shrody blends into the crystal thanks to being purple.
Shrody crashes deafening Crash Cymbals in front of Shrody, reverberating and causing
4 damage! Shrody is
muted .
Shrody: Well, rather, I tried playing the symbols in front of the crystal.
OH HEY, IT DISAPPEARED!
The crystal vibrates intensely, and completely shatters with a high pitched noise.
Kreg: Did you just hear something?
Catena: I heard Shrody being called purple.
Kreg: Well that's not new
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey bro, Shrody is PINK. There's a difference in hue between purple and pink that is pronounced enough to be two different colors. We should support Shrody in his new colorfluid lifestyle.
...Okay?
Kreg has an immense urge to pull this chain
Layze: oh my god please pull the chain
Layze: flush the giga toilet
Shrody: (I'm really regretting not just ignoring that dumb meathead)
WHOA were did you guys come from??
Wizzy: conveniently everyone else appears
Shrody: What did we miss?
Blitzin' Bradley: Hey BROdy, these chumps called you purple, but don't worry bro, I got you.
Shrody: ...You sure they weren't just part of the walls?
Kreg jumps up and pulls on the chain, and it whips up as he falls back down. The swirling pool starts to shift even more violently.
Wanda: Those of you with hands, please go ahead and hold up your thumb one one finger
Kreg: I said he was being called purple, not that he was
Wanda: the hand that makes an L is the LEFT one.
Blitzin' Bradley: Well, he is.
Wanda: Now, as you may recall, the factory was to the LEFT.
So why are we going right?
Blitzin' Bradley: But he can identify with any color he chooses!
Catena: Because we are exploring.
Blitzin' Bradley: Blitzin' Bradley doesn't judge.
Large tentacles extend from the waters.
Shrody: looks at hands ...Uh, I don't think that works with my hands.
Catena: OKAY I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO OUT
Kreg: IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR
Wanda: Great, you've woken up to Watcher.
Catena: At least we are on land this time.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative.
[MUSIC] Rampage of the Man o' Bloop
Catena: but don't trust that thing at all
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley takes initiative!
oh my god what is happening
Catena: Catena's time to shine
Shrody: Also, Spooker's still not here.
uhhh
: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Wizzy: why are you moving
Wizzy: YOU DON'T GET A TURN YET ACRE
PrinceShroob: Well, poopy.
Catena: rolling 9d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Keiki (GM): ... Welp, it's a hit!
PrinceShroob: Acre, stahp.
well, that was a thing.
I was too eager I suppose.
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and do damage son.
Acre lunges out and chomps Tentacle, dealing
11 damage.
father
are you proud of me, father
The tentacle is defeated! It retreats into the water!
PrinceShroob: Do I just Tattle now?
Catena: also WOW reusing boss battle music
Keiki (GM): Yeah man, you're next.
... Oh wait.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Tentacle.
Keiki (GM): Now I realize why you guys were exclaiming. These guys missed a turn.
Keiki (GM): I'll give this tentacle two turns.
Wizzy: Catena was very eager
Keiki (GM): rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Acre: Very eager to leave the sewers by not going the right way
Man o' Bloop Tentacle reaches out and slaps Catena, dealing
4 damage!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Man o' Bloop Tentacle utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle reaches out and slaps Catena, dealing
4 damage!
Keiki (GM): Anyway! The tattle is unsuccessful.
Wizzy: rolling 7d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wizzy utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Wizzy retracts into his shell and launches at Tentacle, dealing
7 damage!
Kreg: that was me of course
it was I
catnea
cacnea
Layze: you thought it was wizzy
BUT IT WAS I, DIO
Cody C.: Even Speedwagon is scared.
Shrody: Also, Wanda, it's your turn!
Kreg after hopefully killing that tentacle
Keiki (GM): It's not dead yet!
Layze: Kill it or delay so Shrody can tattle?
Wizzy: I'm sure it'll come back
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Tentacle, dealing
8 damage. Tentacle is
burned .
Cody C.: Seafood soup is NOT on the menu!
The other tentacle retreats into the water!
Catena: Wow, look at that cheater.
Blitzin' Bradley starts jumping and clapping! Man o' Bloop is now completely distracted by Blitzin' Bradley's bizarre workout regiment!
Blitzin' Bradley: USA! USA! USA! USA!
The tentacles come back from the deep!
Man o' Bloop is not amused.
Blitzin' Bradley: Commie piece of shit.
Layze: oh my god it's regenerating all of the things
Man o' Bloop Tentacle: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Man o' Bloop Tentacle utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle reaches out and slaps Catena, dealing
4 damage!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloop Tentacle utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle reaches out and slaps Tentacle, dealing
5 damage!
Keiki (GM): Huh. That ain't right.
Oh that's why.
oh it attacked itself
Man o' Bloop Tentacle: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Man o' Bloop Tentacle utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
Kreg: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg tries to guard against Tentacle's attack!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle reaches out and slaps Kreg, dealing
3 damage!
Catena
don't go away from me
Shrody: Do I tattle blooper or its tentacles?
Man o' Bloop blasts Blitzin' Bradley with its own ink, dealing
6 damage! Blitzin' Bradley is
not blinded .
Kreg: heal yourself if you can
PrinceShroob: A wild Zap appears!
Blitzin' Bradley: Ouch bro.
Kreg: SPOOKER RUN HELP US
Catena: I guess I could heal if I had a CRAB
from before
that can juuust grab a mush from my backpack
while alos not waste my turn
Kreg: oh you can do that just fine
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
cake, how viable would that be
Wizzy: well it'll cost your turn but at least you'll be alive
Acre: I still haven't used my crabs at all
Shrody: Do I tattle the blooper, or its tentacles?
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Man o' Bloop.
Layze: I'd assume tattling the blooper will also get the tentacles
Shrody: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING 2'S
Keiki (GM): You haven't used your crabs isn't my problem, son!
This is the one thing they could do
Keiki (GM): But I'm going to say your crabs can't use your items.
Acre: You said they could.
Keiki (GM): What if you had a full pack and you just let your crabs use a bunch of thunder rages, huh?
Acre: As long as they were right next to Catena.
Layze: or longer ago I guess
Acre: like....maybe the third session
I dunno. Update the status.
Keiki (GM): Okay. Sidestepper can do that, but it will count as your turn and it doesn't summon him! He's just hiding in your hat or something.
Acre: Most likely fourth.
Oh.
Then butts to that
Catena did the me command
Wizzy: and Shrody already fail tattled
Catena: now please kill the tentacles
Wizzy: unless a 2 worked against the boss
Kreg: WELL CATENA YOU KNOW WHAT
IT'S TIME
Kreg: now if I read the macro right we both do action commands so
: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg attempts to use BROS ATTACK!
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena attempts to use BROS ATTACK!!
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena: now throw me at the boss and let me sink to the depth os a sewer system
Kreg: "No attribute found for 2. Catena|Power"
Keiki (GM): You got a Chomp Hurl Bros. macro now!
OOPS
Catena: Stop cheating the system, Kreg.
gosh
Wizzy: welp it just screams an error at me
rip
Acre: let's just jump in the water and drown
well, you would drown. my character probably doesn't even reathe
Wizzy: cake help I wanna do the thing but it's broken :c
Cody C.: If I want to use a special attack, is that ActionCommand? Because I have an idea.
For my turn.
Kreg whirls around Catena by the chain, dealing
3 damage to anyone nearby, before finally hurling Catena at Man o' Bloop, dealing
17 damage!
Keiki (GM): I think I might know why it didn't work.
Catena is just slightly covered in sewage
Wizzy: I did it I depleted my FP bar
Catena: IM ON THE GUY COOL.
hi, guy
Kreg: EAT ITS FACE CATENA
The two go underwater! Catena is latched onto it and cannot attack!
Kreg suddenly wonders about what it is he's done
ok
guess I can't use lightning now
Acre: told you that would happen >:c
Keiki (GM): Well. You probably still could.
Layze: I should probably avoid murdering Catena, though
Acre: Can I still attack it?
Wizzy: he just said you can't
PrinceShroob: Wanda's a bitch anyways, she probably doesn't give a crap about Catena.
Wanda: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Wanda attempts to use Fireball!
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Keiki (GM): Because you already have a mouthful!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Tentacle, dealing
10 damage. Tentacle is
burned .
guess what my attack is
hint it's called "chomp"
Keiki (GM): I know what your attack is.
PrinceShroob: It's like Acre thinks Cake is a moron.
Acre: I'll trust you on this one.
Zap: Hey Cody, I plan to invis your guy on my turn
Acre: but only because you're my dad
Keiki (GM): Actually, I think you can.
Cody C.: That would be amazing because I like not dying.
Wizzy: no one likes to die
Cody C.: So yeah, it's ActionCommand for special attacks right?
The tentacle moves back down!
Blitzin' Bradley: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blitzin' Bradley attempts to use Hazing!
Blitzin' Bradley knows about timed hits!
Layze: that's not how special attacks work
Wizzy: use the hazing attack macro now
Layze: roll the attack macro and it'll ask how many successes you got
Keiki (GM): Yeah, I can't remember the numbers or whatever that went with it.
So use the macro for now!
Cody C.: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Cody C. utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Keiki (GM): Not that one!
Keiki (GM): Should be Hazing on the bar.
Layze: you should have a macro called hazing
Keiki (GM): I enabled it, mang
Wizzy: cody this is your hazing routine
enjoy
Blitzin' Bradley picks up Tentacle, shakes him around, and throws. Tentacle is send flying
10 feet away, dealing [[10+1-{1-1} damage upon landing.
Cody C.: Like that? Shit's confusing.
Bradley yanks the tentacle!
Wizzy: I question the logistics of that but whatever, video games
that should like straight-up tear the tentacle off
gooper blooper style
The Man o' Bloop is pulled forward!
Keiki (GM): This ain't no Gooper Blooper.
I guess I got here
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker attempts to use Outta Sight!
Spooker knows about timed hits!
The Man o' Bloop surfaces again!
Spooker grabs Tentacle, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
2 turns.
PrinceShroob: What happened to the music?
Spooker: That was on Cody's guy obviously
Man o' Bloop Tentacle: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Man o' Bloop Tentacle utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Man o' Bloop Tentacle zaps itself, like the other tentacle did before!
Kreg: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg tries to guard against Tentacle's attack!
AS LONG AS IT TAKE ZAP TAP DAMAGE
Man o' Bloop Tentacle reaches out and slaps Kreg, dealing
3 damage!
Kreg: I'm cool with it I GUESS
pls remember my zap tap :c
Shrody: Can I tattle this thing now please?
Catena: Tattle the thing.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody attempts to identify Man o' Bloop.
Shrody: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Layze: cake surely the cumulative successes are enough by now
Catena: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Tentacle!
Catena lunges out and chomps Tentacle, dealing
12 damage.
Keiki (GM): Almost. I have a rule for this sort of thing.
Shrody: Next level up, I'm adding both points to Smarts!
Man o' Bloop can't find Bradley, and is no longer taunted!
Man o' Bloop
regains 1 HP this turn.
Man o' Bloop
stays the same FP this turn.
Catena: Oh yeah I had Happy FLower.
gimme that
or
heart
Zap: Did you figure out which Lucky thing I got?
Man o' Bloop: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Man o' Bloop attempts to use Drench!
Man o' Bloop knows about timed hits!
Man o' Bloop sways around in the water, creating waves of sewage water that splash at its foes! They may be drenched!
Keiki (GM): Welp, that would have been dodgable.
Catena: whatever, I was already drenched in sewage
The water lowers the party's defense by 2 each!
Kreg: well that's not good
Zap: Missed us two right?
Zap: Also, god, no wonder I passed out, over 5 hours
Acre: five hours of gooper blooper
Acre: wow, learn how to take your turn, pleb
Man o' Bloopettes appear! They float using their sacs!
Wizzy: this is where we died
happy heart check please
Catena
stays the same HP this turn.
Wizzy: you keep attacking the big one
Catena: I'm pretty sure I went two turns without a check.
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn.
Catena: In fact, techincally three.
Catena
stays the same HP this turn.
Zap: I think I never got my badge activated
Catena: and now heal me back to full because you're a sweetheart
Spooker is now
feeling dodgy!
Acre: who's turn is it now?
Wizzy: keep attacking the big blooper I swear to god
Zap: Turn order says it is
Layze: didn't catena and shrody both just do things
Layze: the turn order is fucked because acre keeps jumping the gun
no?
Wizzy: I blame this sewer water
Keiki (GM): Do you wish to do anything?
Layze: but you and shrody just did things, and then the blooper attacked
Wizzy: am I in range for a shell shot
Keiki (GM): You would end up in the water, but yes.
hint hint
Cody C.: I don't have FP to pull him again, so I don't think I can send you flying out like I did for Catena.
Wizzy: ugh this situation stinks
attack the little ones
Acre: get it because it's a sewer and
Wizzy: layze you're gonna kill those damn things right
Layze: I'm not gonna use a lightning attack if you guys are in the damn water
well fuck it
Keiki (GM): Do not pass go Shroob
Acre: Maybe it'll go away if we use meta strategies
Shrody: I did not mean to do that. <.>
Wizzy: Acre what's your HP and max
Kreg uses Mushroom on Catena
Layze: um high football man has like 1 hp
hi*
why are you not healing him
Wizzy: he's also incorporal
Layze: until he has to move to attack
Wizzy: well maybe he should be higher on the BRO TIER
: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Layze attempts to use LIGHTNING BOLT!
Layze knows about timed hits!
Wizzy: j/k cody you're cool
Layze blasts Man o' Bloop with an arc of lightning, dealing
8 damage! It jumps to
8 additional targets within range of 20 feet each jump, shocking each for
4 damage!
Layze: oh whatever pretend that was as wanda
him -> top bloopette -> him -> bottom and so forth
oh and I guess ti hits an extra target because I increased smartness
cool
PrinceShroob: That's like 24 freaking damage to the blooper!
Keiki (GM): 16, actually.
Acre: except we are probably going to miss the tattle log
PrinceShroob: Wait, really?
Electricity courses through the air!
Acre: thanks to some dumbo
Layze: lightning can only arc if there's another target
Wizzy: oh whatever tattle log, we're already incomplete as is
Layze: so once both bloopettes die it stops
Wizzy: I hope there's a trash can somewhere!
Keiki (GM): Shit, that's just enough!
Layze: oh also happy flower check
The Man o' Bloop is fried!
Layze: and I think I need one for last turn too?
I Can't remember if you rolled it last turn or not
What about the bloopettes?
Layze: the lightning fried them too
Layze: because wanda is now a pre-4e wizard
Keiki (GM): That's fuckin' 24 damage man.
Zap: Well Spooker did a whole one thing the entire battle
Acre: That was sketchy as FUCK
Slowly, the water starts to drain!
Cody C.: Saved my ass, so I'm not complaining bro.
PrinceShroob: GAH, MUSIC!
Kreg suddenly has an idea where that pipe earlier led
Layze: point of no return detected
Shrody: Oh, guys, before we move, I should mention that that purple crystal disappeared when I used my cymbals!
Should we go over that way?
Kreg: Oh so that's what that was, nice
Layze: yeah we should probably go investigate that
The party is victorious! They gain 38 Star Points (63 for Bradley).
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Layze: also I can't roleplay wanda any more my head hurts too much to be a bitch
Catena: This is basically a dead end, then.
Zap: Do we usually go this long?
PrinceShroob: pats layze on the back
Cody C.: I think that's another level for me, actually. Unless I'm wrong.
Acre: We are only going this long probably to make up for the last session.
The badge, Multi-strike, is found!
Layze: oh my god what does that do
Keiki (GM): It lets a regular attack cleave or spread or bounce on multiple heads.
catena
go huge
Catena: I do ave three extra BP.
Keiki (GM): It costs FP to use it, of course!
Kreg: I'm imagining either Catena or Kreg becoming a pinball
and it's funny to me
Shrody: But I have 4 extra!
Acre: Brad could use it too.
Wizzy: let's think about it in the topic
Keiki (GM): Session's about over.
Wizzy: because I'm ready to call it myself
Cody C.: My regular attacks have a chance to stun. I'm imagining stunning a whole group of fools, but it's a group choice.
Shrody: No. What I'm thinking is that I combine that badge with my Shrink badge so I would be able to shrink entire parties of enemies!
Acre: but I have like 16 FP
Yeah, let's leave it for the topic.
Keiki (GM): It's lower than normal procs, for the stun!
Acre: Although I guess if we leave it to the topic, Cody won't participate unless he signs up :v
Cody C.: I can sign up for it.
Kreg: Well come on then guys, let's go see what the crystal was about
Keiki (GM): Not everyone posts at the forum.
Shrody: Oh hey, Shine Sprite.
Acre claims the bottom one
PrinceShroob: Hey, watch it! I'm a Cody too!
Layze: who still hasn't gotten their shine on
Catena: Spooker, Brad and Esmond.
Cody C.: It's just my first session. Don't give me priority imo.
Kreg: I technically have one, just not used
PrinceShroob: Yeah, but Esmond might as well not be part of the party.
Layze: esmond's ded and brad's the newbie so yeah give it to spooker
harsh
Wanda has inexplicably become very quiet
Acre: but cody's a cool dude :c
Cody C.: I'll get next one!
Layze: should we investigate these other pipes before we jump in the blooper hole
Kreg gets a Super Mushroom, while Catena finds a Fright Mask!
Acre: I think we should go bck on track
Wizzy: I think the Blooper hole takes us to the clogged pipe
That woks, too.
PrinceShroob: Yeah, makes sense.
Keiki (GM): No more Pipe 21 for me tonight. I'm pretty much done!
good
GOD
5 hours and a half
PrinceShroob: ...Did we actually need to come to this area?
Layze: I'm gonna go die goodbye
Spooker: We really shouldn't have these go passed 4 hours
Acre: We came here literally for no reason
Keiki (GM): Eh. I don't care.
Layze: I assumed this was the factory entrance
uuuugh
Keiki (GM): I'll go on as long as you nerds want.
It's been awhile, too!
PrinceShroob: We just wasted a whole session on something unrelated.
WE GOT EXPERIENCE
Layze: it wasn't really wasted
Cody C.: Hey GM, next week I'll be in America, but I'm like 99% sure I can play from the ipad, so I should still be here.
Layze: tons of experience and two shies
Layze: wow, going to america
what a nerd
Acre: Can you play on a ablet?
Layze: cody where do you live
Keiki (GM): You can also call me whatever you want Cody
Cody C.: I live in China.
Keiki (GM): Chad from Chad
Layze: then how do you know what football is
Cody C.: Well, I'd call your real name but I don't know if you prefer screen name here.
Zap: So it's a reasonable time where you are right now
Wizzy: well that explains the Chinese characters earlier
Cody C.: It's 2:35 PM for me.
Acre: I thought there was something about this thing not playing on portables.
Keiki (GM): I go by Ryan, Keiki, whatevs
Cody C.: I've played DnD on here with some friends on an ipad before, I thought.
Cody C.: Well, I'll try it, and if it doesn't work I'll miss all of you.
Wizzy: well here's hoping it does work then!!
Wizzy: So Cake before we go where do these pipes even lead
PrinceShroob: Cody isn't really a Chinese name...I think?
Layze: p sure the dm needs to have a paid subscription for people to connect from mobile devices
Cody C.: My Chinese name is 美猴王
Wizzy: I WILL TRY ALL THREE OF THESE PIPES
Keiki (GM): It's been real guys. Good session! I'll have in-between stuff taken care of, like Star Points.
Zap: I'm going to bed ~.~
Keiki (GM): Oh, this place is basically like the sewer in Paper Mario!
PrinceShroob: (can't actually read chinese name)
Acre: It's 1:40 AM for me
Cody C.: (Mei Hou Wang. "handsome monkey king")
Zap: The time between 12 and 1 where I was unresponsive I fell asleep
Acre: schedules be damned
Keiki (GM): The pipe you're looking at goes to Berry Basin.
Acre: group 1's first place
Wizzy: which would make this the surface then
IF LOGIC DENOTES CORRECTLY
Wizzy: then the reason those pipes are already there and why those blocks are gone is because the other group got here first
Wizzy: WELL I THINK WE WON OUT IN THE END
Acre: we got the boss fight
they got the blocks
Layze: haha they weren't packing cymbals
what nerds
Keiki (GM): You're retreading through group 1's tracks.
PrinceShroob: You're welcome.
Kreg: I AM NOW A TROPHY KREG
Keiki (GM): Because group 1 also decided to randomly spelunk the sewers.
And also spent several hours on Pipe 21.
Catena is completely surprised by this trun of events
Keiki (GM): When you think about it, this entire map is an exaggerated result of Pipe 21.
I'm not sure it's something any mortal would understand in the Mario universe.
Layze: I don't understand the reference
Keiki (GM): You wouldn't. But it'd be lost if I tried to explain it. It's a reference to a campaign before this.
Ake: Oh God, I only just got it now.
Damn I'm slow.
Keiki (GM): ... Holy shit really?
Keiki (GM): How long have I been referencing that?
Ake: ...It's been months since it was last mentioned!
I actually totally forgot about it.
Keiki (GM): The DM never forgets.
Okay that's a total lie
Acre: you forgot the sidestepper/items deal
Acre: dungeon master more like dung master
Layze: you see acre your crabs exist in a state of quantum flux
Wizzy: I guess next time we'll like, pop back up to town real quick and shine sprite maybe?
Layze: they work differently in every session
Cody C.: It was great to meet you all, I'm out now too.
Keiki (GM): Sure. In fact, I'll let you guys do that.
Keiki (GM): You can talk amongst yourselves on the Beach.
Acre: Yeah, I am done with this.
for now
Keiki (GM): Tell Zap that too!
Acre: cake, show cody the forum logistics when you get the chance
Wizzy: and how acre is the forum butthead
Acre: teach him how to assimilate the searing orange
and sleep
Wizzy: and now we're all dead
Acre: ALSO DON'T FORGET MY SPRITE EDIT >:C
Keiki (GM): Too busy giving Spooker a stache.
