Keiki (GM): This is good enough for me. Wizzy will show up.
Someone pester that nigga.
PrinceShroob: Oh, is this starting now?
Acre: WHOA HOLD ON I DIDN'T GET IN CHARACTER
[MUSIC] Berry Basin
Elder Yoshivala: Well, it's been quite a time in the hot springs. I think it's high time I visit one of my old friends... Perhaps Goombraum would appreciate some company.
Or she, I dunno.
Elder Yoshivala: He lives in a pretty remote area.
Out in the woods, it is.
Wanda: Quiet now, I'm quite certain this "Goombraun" is simply the senile ramblings of a madman
Let's just be on our way.
Spooker: He seemed to know what he was talking about before... <.>
Catena: But if he's one of Yoshivala's friends, he could know about the quilt as well.
...
Wanda: Someone tip him a lemon drop or something on your way out.
Wanda leave the hot spring
Catena: You don't even know about the whole quest thing we're going on now, do you.
Oh well.
Catena: Let's move out and figure what to do next.
Elder!
Do you have a plan?
Spooker: Was this here before? <.>
Elder Yoshivala: Hm... Travel east! Hope and pray for the best.
Catena: That sounds rough.
Kapin Rider: ... Holy Happy Hearts! There's peoples all the way out here?
Catena: Are you sure you can do it?
Elder Yoshivala: I could travel with you folks if you wish. Though I could just, uh... take the train.
Wanda: Why on earth is Catena dead set on the coot coming with us?
Elder Yoshivala: Does it still run by these days?
We took it to get to the crag.
Then had to climb it to get here. Tracks were broken.
Sidestepper: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON THIS SECTION OF THE MAP
Kapin Rider examines Wanda.
Shrody: Stuff. Stuff is going on here.
Kapin Rider: Ah... wussy badges.
Catena: Be right back, Elder.
Wh-what!
Well, hello, fella.
Kapin Rider: Heh. You heard me, ma'am.
Wanda: How dare you! I'll have you know these are designer!
PrinceShroob: Can I Tattle this guy?
Keiki (GM): You'll learn basic information, yes.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Kapin Rider!
Keiki (GM): Unsuccessful!
Catena: What's all this about, anyway?
Spooker: What exactly are you? <.>
Kapin Rider: No matter. You folks should hand over your badges quietly. No need to make a ruckus, now.
Wanda: Are you trying to rob us?
Catena: Nah, I'm cool with mine.
PrinceShroob: I wanna attack this guy before he does anything!
Wanda: He just did do something!
He just told us he's robbing us!
[MUSIC] "Kapin Rider!"
Keiki (GM): If you would like to, roll for initiative!
Zap: I think he means something as in attacks
Still. Do it anyway.
Catena: Why are we getting ourselves involved with this kind of stuff sometimes.
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zap: Oh, that was in character
: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Acre: ...the fuck is this
Wanda: What do you even need badges for, anyway?
Keiki (GM): wait what is this
Wanda: You hardly look cool at all, I doubt you can even wear these.
Keiki (GM): ... That was not the song I expected. I'm going to stick to this.
Wanda: I'm not even going to waste my time with this raff.
Catena: she's kind of a pain sometimes isn't she.
Kapin Rider: I love 'em. They're powerful. They're sweet! They're great.
Wanda: Wait, I want to go that way
Kapin Rider: What can you say to a guy like me that loves badges-- I'd advice not going away!
... Unless you want to hand over those badges.
Maybe then I'll let you gently hover away.
Shrody: Back the fuck off, asshole!
Wanda: Oh, no, I think I have a solution that will make neither of us happy.
Catena: It's like I'm watching a silly drama.
Kapin Rider: You're looking to get punched!
: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kapin Rider takes initiative!
: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Zap: I have three fucking speed and got shit
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
PrinceShroob: I already did.
Zap: This is why dice games are so stupid sometimes
Acre: This is the second time out of something like six that I've gotten a good initiative proc.
...
two hours of......uh I think this is fire field?
Keiki (GM): Shrody's turn in this heated moment of fire field
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Kapin Rider!
PrinceShroob: Oh for fuck's sakes.
Zap: I wanted to bite him from behind ;____;
Shrody could not think of a sweet comeback!
PrinceShroob: That was for tattling. :I
Incompetent louts.
Keiki (GM): Haha, I know.
Catena jumps on top of Kapin Rider, dealing
7 damage.
hold on
Keiki (GM): You forgot something!
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Kapin Rider!
Wanda: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Kapin Rider: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kapin Rider tries to dodge Catena's attack!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Kapin Rider, dealing
4 damage. Kapin Rider is
not burned .
Shrody: Don't fucking test me you bitch.
let the number process
Kapin Rider speeds through the group, stealing a badge... Quake Shake!
Kapin Rider: Hm... This looks like a nice one!
Acre: DIdn't Esmond get that one?
PrinceShroob: Doesn't Esmond have that one?
FRIDGE LOGIC!!
Ake: Crab was secretly borrowing from Esmond.
Keiki (GM): ... Huh. Good point.
... Kapin Rider was really fast.
Catena: Whatever, it was a lame badge anyway.
Zap: Doesn't he have a speed of 1?
Keiki (GM): ... Does he? He shouldn't.
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre: do your move before he steals something valuable instead
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Kapin Rider!
Spooker pulls out
a non-existant non-resource from Hammerspace and throws it at Kapin Rider, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Ake: Look at his Initiative.
Layze: zap that attack consistently hits for less than your basic melee attack, why do you use it
Zap: Because I have to get close
Keiki (GM): Yep. Roll20! Argh.
Oh well.
Zap: And Spooker is paper
Plus it's more fun
Keiki (GM): He may have more fight left in him still, though. Consider that round a flook, nerrrds!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Kapin Rider!
It's a success!
PrinceShroob: ...So that tattle is a success?
Shrody informs his teammates about Kapin Rider!
Intel shows that Kapin Rider is of an obscure race known as a Badgerk. HP is 30, FP is 8, Attack is 5. The book also states he's absurdly cool and fast.
Shrody: ...Who the fuck wrote this thing!? This guy is far from cool!
He can steal badges easily as well as deliver his famed and wild Kapin Punch. It can do as much as 15 damage!
Catena: Does it say anything about his ridiculous getup?
Spooker: Ya, I bet he can't even freeze water into ice!
Acre: show thems health bars
: rolling 7d6>4
= 6 Successes
Acre utilizes inner Power on Kapin Rider!
keiki
PrinceShroob: Why does he have a Speed of six when he only got one die for initiative?
Catena readies a powerful attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Kapin Rider, dealing
9 damage.
Layze: catena just rendering the rest of us irreleant
Acre: yeah, I meant that one 2FP
Wanda can do magey things!!
Layze: it costs me 3 FP to do half as much damage as you just did
Keiki (GM): Yeah, it still cost Catena FP though.
He used a badge.
Wanda: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Kapin Rider, dealing
5 damage. Kapin Rider is
not burned .
Zap: No luck with the burn
Layze: cake are you sure that burn proc isn't broken like the happy flower one
speaking of which flower pls
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Zap: Oh ya, which did Spooker get?
Spooker is now
regenerating HP!
Acre: I don't need hearts.
Kapin Rider: Get out of my face, punk!
Acre: for now, but don't forget
Kapin Rider: rolling 15d6>4
= 10 Successes
Kapin Rider knows about timed hits!
Zap: Also I think this guy KOs any of us in one hit
Kapin Rider punches Catena with all of his might, dealing
10 damage!
Acre: yeah I'm not even gonna bother
Layze: defense is useless
Catena: welp it's out for me again
Layze: oh that killed you through defense
lol
Keiki (GM): Shooould be a 9.
Takes into account for defense.
Because it's physical.
9 > 8
Yeah.
PrinceShroob: Catena's still dead.
thanks
Shrody wants nothing more than to sink his poisonous fangs into Kapin Rider's skin.
Sidestepper: HAHA, WHAT A LOSER.
Sidestepper: OH. BYE CAPN
Layze: has the crab ever done anything at all
PrinceShroob: He cooked for us!
Acre: Can teh crab do something with Catena out of teh battle?
PrinceShroob: Also, your turn Zap.
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Kapin Rider!
Kapin Rider: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kapin Rider tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Kapin Rider, dealing
5 damage!
Shrody: SWALLOW HIM WHOLE!!
MAKE HIM SUFFER
Wanda: The pink thing seems to have gone feral.
Kapin Rider has a spare Life Shroom!
Wanda: Perhaps we should let it feast on the corpse and be on our way.
Sidestepper: oh no what a dramatic turn of events no one saw coming
Spooker: I don't eat things I don't know what they are anymore
Kapin Rider: You think that was somethin'?
I'll show you somethin'!
Sidestepper: SHOW SOMETHING TO THAT PAPER DOLL
I WANNA SEE SOMETHING.
Keiki (GM): It's edgy Shrody's turn!
Sidestepper: I STILL WANT TO THOUGH
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody knows about timed hits!
Zap: I like how we're down two people ~_~
Sidestepper: MAYBE MAKE IT FOR FAKESIES
Shrody walks up to Kapin Rider and sinks his teeth down, dealing
7 damage. Kapin Rider is
not poisoned .
Sidestepper: CAN I BE THE HERO
NO I CAN'T
Wanda: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda tosses a fireball at Kapin Rider, dealing
6 damage. Kapin Rider is
not burned .
Layze: dude the burn and poison procs are totally busted
I've never seen either happen
Zap: Poison just happened
Oh wait I'm blind
Keiki (GM): I think I might move the tables up to half instead of 1/3
Kapin Rider is defeated! This time for realsies!
Layze: considering this attack costs me 3 FP it would definitely be cool to occasionally do something other than less damage than everyone else
PrinceShroob: "for realsies"
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
PrinceShroob: The only time I heard that was in an Equestria Girls movie.
Sidestepper: WOW I THINK I JUST HEARD SOMETHING STUPID
Kapin Rider: ... Tch. You got me this time.
Shrody: Even I thought that was stupid.
Sidestepper: CAN WE GET THAT LAME BADGE YOU JUST STOLE
PrinceShroob: SHUT UP SHRODY, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHARACTER!!
Kapin Rider: Heh. I wasn't using a single badge in the fight. I was going easy.
Sidestepper: ok cool but can we still have it
Kapin Rider drops the Quake Shake to the ground.
Wanda picks up the little weasel and drops him into his pipe
Sidestepper: YOu're a good sport.
Shrody bites Kapin Rider again for good measure.
Spooker: He doesn't taste very good ;.;
The group gets
72 Star Points and
50 coins!
[MUSIC] Berry Basin
Kapin Rider: I'll get you next time.
Kapin Rider falls down the tube.
Sidestepper picks up the Quake Shake badge or w/e
Wanda: Wake up, you lazy creature, we need to get moving.
Wanda helps Catena up. He has 1 HP again!
PrinceShroob: Sheesh everyone, have some patience.
Keiki (GM): All four of you leveled up.
Catena: Well, that sure was some experience.
Zap: Well a level up would probably put him to fill
full*
Keiki (GM): Real quick, what are you guys going to upgrade?
Catena: Who knew leaves could be that resistant.
Shrody: Both points into Coolness.
Ake: Shrody wants to be just like Kapin Rider.
Shrody: Also, now that I have enough BP for it, equip my Shrink Down badge.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, VOICE IN MY HEAD!!
Layze: also putting both into coolness
Catena: Well, now that that guy has apparently gone away...
You did interrogate him, did you? What did you find out?
Wanda: He's got a big mouth and smells of goat feces. Let's go.
Catena: I mean something about the badges and how he's apparently mind controlling Mario.
Or at least someone from his species.
Spooker: What was he anyway? <.>
Catena: ...did you jokers just threw him off or what.
Wanda: Oh who cares. Can we please leave? This humid jungle hair is ruinous on my makeup.
Catena: I am seriously disappointed.
What a shame.
PrinceShroob: still no wizzy or geecy
Layze: shroob geecy moved to group 1
PrinceShroob: That's not what I heard.
Catena: Well, I'm off to have a quick talk with Yoshivala. You can go ahead and do whatever you want, Wanda.
Keiki (GM): Geecy did not move to group 1!
Catena: ...and probably pick up those two over there.
So yeah! Elder.
PrinceShroob: Did someone tell Wizzy that we're doing this now?
Keiki (GM): Someone probably should.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Upgraded everyone.
Layze: why are you still talking to the elder
Keiki (GM): Geecy's not going to be here.
Layze: I pinged wizzy, he's not around
Catena: Kind of an impromptu rough business happened.
Keiki (GM): She's got a thing. She told me ahead of time.
Elder Yoshivala: I... noticed!
Catena: It looks like we are leaving, so I am just hoping you really stick to your promise and go meet up with your pals.
Elder Yoshivala: You folks should definitely head back to Merlon... Shall I tag along?
Shrody: CATENA, STOP TALKING TO THE ELDER AND LET'S GO ALREADY!!
Catena: We are going back to Toadbrook so maybe you can meet up with Merlon ver there.
I don't mind at all!
Catena: ..and also I got to pick up these two guys.
Wanda: Oh for god's sake, are you STILL here?
Elder Yoshivala: Alright then! I hope your ADHD friends don't mind me.
Elder Yoshivala: I'll follow your lead!
Acre: So are we going back through the crag?
Elder Yoshivala: I suppose so!
Catena: whoa was that just some random force??
Wanda: Why is the old man here I don't understand.
Catena: Of course you don't
got shit to do
later
PrinceShroob: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFine
Bye.
Acre: aw but I was gonna floor you with my super awesome friendshiptalk
[MUSIC] Crag Canyon
Zap: We're down half our players
Acre: Which kinda sucks since I think it was time to SHINE UP
Keiki (GM): So where was Wizzy? He's the guy I haven't heard from.
PrinceShroob: I think layze said she pinged him but he didn't respond or something.
Elder Yoshivala: Hoof... hoof... hoof... Hope you don't mind me lagging behind.
Catena: I can carry you around.
Might be a bit bumpy, but I can.
Kreg: Don't worry, I function well enough without my capacities filled.
Acre: Okay, WIzzy. Quick catch up.
Kreg: GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAD
Acre: We beat a dude and got mad exp. Except you didn't.
Wizzy: what guy did we beat up
PrinceShroob: Look in the journal.
Spooker proceeds to float on and off a cliff.
PrinceShroob: Also, Shrody hates the guy with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
Acre: the big bad guy behind the story and these jokers let him go away
Acre: Also Yoshivala is with us because I just like this guy. He's a fun guy to have around.
Elder Yoshivala is a fungi.
didn't notice the time
PrinceShroob: So is my Shrink Down badge equipped yet?
Wizzy: I have literally no other excuse
Catena: Well, gang let's get a move on.
I know those tree branches are tantalizing but I'm not carrying six guys.
...okay now I'm willing to juuuuust do a quick thing first with those tree branches
KREG GET YOUR BRO MOJO READY
PrinceShroob: Why does most of our party have red dots?
maybe
Keiki (GM): I have no idea. I'm guessing party members can just do that?
Ake: Yoshivala has it too though!
Keiki (GM): I don't mind the weird red dots.
Kreg executes what is basically the Swing Bros. with Catena
Catena also executes what is basically the Swing Bros. with Kreg
Wizzy: to get to that block
BLOCKS ARE IMPORTANT
whoa I was just gonna throw him
Catena: They are important
but then how would I get back
we helicoptered
Catena and Kreg successfully swing across the gorge.
Catena hits the block before any more nonsense happens
Shrody: ...What about the rest of us?
Catena: We'll return to that side. So clear a path.
Catena gets a Life Shroom!
Shrody: Could've used that in the last battle.
Catena: considering I got conked out TWICE so far
Kreg: ALRIGHT WE'RE COMING BACK, CLEAR THE WAY
Elder Yoshivala waddles over.
Elder Yoshivala: Oh boy oh boy.
...
Elder Yoshivala: This looks fun!
But not when you get beaten in the face by a hydra and a weird dude with a mask.
Everything else is fun.
Ake: I bet Yoshivala and Goombraum have bro tier moves.
Kreg: Yeah and also when you go unresponsive for about an hour or so
That's never fun
Shrody: Pfft, so weak. I personally took a freaking Dragon's Fury attack head-on. AND I WAS STILL STANDING AFTER!
Catena: yeah, ok. but who did the most damage to that thing
Elder Yoshivala: That's quite understandably badass, young pink lad!
Catena: not you, that's for sure
...But yeah.
Elder Yoshivala: Wait, this is a kid's RPG.
Kreg: I still feel bad about letting him take the attack, though.
Shrody: a kid's rpg where most of us have already swore?
Kreg: I didn't have much choice sadly
Catena: this is just a game, elder. just a game, like usual
Elder Yoshivala: Shrody, I'm pretty sure as of an hour or so ago, you are now the biggest potty mouth on the Potty Mouth Index Chart.
Elder Yoshivala: So will we swing across this? I admit, I'm kinda excited.
Catena: Uh... I don't think so!
Shrody: I...don't think we can. Only those two can swing.
Catena: I mean, we need to carry six guys.
Elder Yoshivala: You look more powerful than before, even!
Spooker: Technically us boos just need a bit of extra height to get across, probably <.>
Kreg: If we did we'd have to make a LOT of trips
Catena: I don't think Kreg can handle so many trips.
Ake: Does Kreg necessarily have to be involved?
After the initial throwing.
Spooker: If someone got big and threw us we'd probably make it! >.>!
Kreg: I don't know what you're on about
BRO MOJOOOOOwho'scoming first
PrinceShroob: Okay, this is going nowhere fast.
Kreg: WHO WILL BE FIRST ON OUR RIDE
Shrody meekly raises hand.
Catena: This is Kreg & Catena wild ride. Grab on tight.
Catena: And don't get spiked.
Ake: Catena should just bite the branch and stay there! Then have Kreg throw the chain back.
Catena SUPER AWEOSME TIME ONCE MORE
Zap: Spooker and Wanda can go at the same time
Zap: Boos probably weigh a whole lot of nothing
Wizzy: yeah but that'd be the smart thing to do
Elder Yoshivala: Me and this crab are bonding. Waiting for our turn!
Elder Yoshivala bops around excitedly.
Catena: So The elder and this little fella next?
Kreg: Make sure to hang on tight!
Catena: We should probably bring a ghost too.
Kreg: Also grab the crab guy will ya, I only have two hands
Sidestepper scuttles inside of Catena's hat
I MEAN
is go?
Elder Yoshivala: Yeah... Yeah!
Elder Yoshivala bounces around excitedly!
Catena: OKay, take care of the Elder.
BACK TIME
Keiki (GM): Both ghosts could probably fit on the same one!
Catena: Uh... Esmond can come in too?
nope
or yes
Keiki (GM): Let's say yes.
Kreg: OKAY WE'RE GOING ALL OUT NOW
Catena: Well that sure was exciting.
Elder Yoshivala: Oh, happy day.
Kreg: See, I TOLD YOU I could do it!
Catena: I was just making sure!
Toadbrook Conductor: Oh, you folks are back!
Kreg: Suuuuuure you were.
Toadbrook Conductor: How goes it, chaps?
Catena: Ready to take a ride back to Toadbrook.
Spooker: We were attacked over and over again ^.^
PrinceShroob: Okay, I am convinced that there's some kind of plague going on.
Toadbrook Conductor: Are you folks ready for the train?
Kreg: Hey you don't mind if we got a few more, right?
Catena: Two more, in fact.
Toadbrook Conductor: Just hop on in the caboose when you're ready to go!
Catena: We could probably find better items in Toadbrook.
Toadbrook Conductor: Fine by me.
Catena: So I think we should just go.
Catena: No coal time for me now.
I couldn't even get a single piece of coal.
Toadbrook Conductor: Hope you guys don't mind the backwards ride!
Kreg: You didn't get cold
Catena: Oh boy backwards ride
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
The train whistles and lurches backwards, slowly but surely.
Kreg: and now for the ride
IN REVERSE
Oh hey
Weren't there like two downed ships near the town?
Toadbrook Conductor: We have arrived!
Keiki (GM): There was at least 1!
Catena: That sure felt like forever ago.
Spooker: Floating is fun ^.^
Shrody: Who the heck is that purple bomb?
Catena: Purple bomb, huh.
Ake: The chicken pox are getting around.
Toadbrook Bob-omb: Why, what a fine trainline you have here! Though... I shall say, it feels a bit... antique.
I'm looking to subsidize. A word with you?
Toadbrook Conductor: Oh! Why, certainly, old chap!
Catena: Huh. Well, we should leave these two make some business.
Kreg is confused by the word "subsidize"
Toadbrook Conductor: I appreciate our journey together! But I have business to attend to. Good day!
you say so
Catena: Well, chop chop. Off to Merlon.
Spooker: So elder guy, know where he lives?
Kreg: WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD
THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF... THIS PLACE
Shrody: You mean Toadbrook?
Elder Yoshivala: Well... To be honest, it's quite far. I'm happy with meeting Merlon again.
Kreg: I'm still surprised you never visited after how long again
The group walk into the Mushroom District.
uh
shrody
might....just hide for a bit
Elder Yoshivala: Well, this is a spectacle.
Kreg wonders why they haven't cleaned that up yet
Shrody: (What the hell are they doing with my ship!?)
Toadbrook Lady: Wow! Could you believe it? Aliens!
Toadbrook Lady: The universe is so huge I can just feel myself wrapped up in it all.
Toadbrook Lady: It's a wonder.
Esmond and Wanda decide to chill somewhere in lala-land.
Elder Yoshivala: Ah... I'd recognize these gaudy tents anywhere.
Elder Yoshivala enters the tent.
Wait up!
The group enter the tend to find Merlon and Yoshivala hugging it out.
Kreg: Yo Merlon, we found your buddy!
Zap: Why does my green dot keep disappearing? :/
Elder Yoshivala: You aren't so short no more, little fella!
Catena: See, it was totally worth bringing him.
Keiki (GM): I have no idea.
Ake: It's a different copy of the token each map.
And each copy has its own status effects.
Merlon: Nice to see you as well! I trust these guys were every bit as legendary as they looked?
Ake: Including green dot.
Kreg: Man I ain't legendary, I'm some guy from Koopa Village
Elder Yoshivala: Indeed they were.
How about I stay here for awhile?
Is that fine.
*?
Merlon pats Yoshivala on the shoulder without even thinking.
Elder Yoshivala: Of course, for a friend older than history it seems!
Spooker: But you have a cape!
Merlon: Whoops. That was me.
Pretend it was me.
Spooker: That has to be at least a +2 or 3 to the legendary stat
Kreg: It's a scarf not a cape
Catena: The real reason I wanted you to come along is because I did not want you in that moldy old ruins.
Zap: The little icons are small
Merlon: Anyway, I'm trusting you need guidance on this legendary treasure.
Catena: You had a lot of stuff and lost it all.
Kreg: Yeah we don't really know where to go no
w
Catena: But I wanted you to at least go back to the one thing you still had.
It's kinda mushy-mushy, but it's true.
Merlon: I deeply appreciate you folks bringing my friend back to me.
Catena: I actually him to meet up with everyone else of his friends. Maybe plan a meet up at some point?
As well as you.
Kreg: Yeah you shouldn't ignore your friends
Just because you have a quilt piece to remind you of the journey doesn't mean you shouldn't ever visit!
Merlon: Catena. I'm going to give you something for your noble deed. Though I don't think it truly reflects how much this means to me.
Take this.
I foresaw that you perhaps desired this...
Merlon hands Catena the Piercing Blow badge!
Catena: Wow, just how did you now I wanted this??
*know
Merlon rubs his crystal ball.
Catena: I'll take it regardless.
Merlon: Oh, I have no idea. Probably an inkling.
Merlon: Anyway. There are some details we must discuss. You must know the location of the nearest Terra Quilt patch.
Catena: That would be grand.
Merlon: And... you must know how to harness the power of these patches yourselves.
Spooker: Where did you tell us to go last time anyway? I forget <.>
Catena: ...to berry basin.
Merlon: ... Well, you went there. I'm assuming, uh...
Catena: where we got the first piece
Merlon: I'll just continue.
Spooker: (I don't remember seeing any berries OR basins...)
Wizzy: oh my god cake you actually added the chompswingbros macro ahahaha excellent
Acre: Did he? I don't see it.
Probably you initiate it.
Keiki (GM): I might consider Chompspin to be Catena's half of the BRO TIER bargain.
Anyway.
Merlon: Which would you prefer to hear first...
Shall I tell you how to perform a Terra Wish, or shall I tell you where the next patch is?
Kreg: How about the Terra Wish first?
Acre: Uh...I don't think the order really matters!
Merlon: Right... May I see the Canyon Patch?
This particular piece... Ah, yes.
Wizzy: at least I think I had it last not that it really matters
Merlon: A Terra Wish is like an endless flowing river of power that lies between each of you.
Acre: Kapin Rider stole a badge from Esmond when he wasn't even participating in it.
Merlon: It flows into each of you with the power of wishes.
Merlon: Every time before your turn, your own wishes fill this stream and... Hm. This analogy is probably terrible.
Wizzy: yeah but didn't you get that badge back at least
Catena: It's as cheesy as the name of the quilt.
Kreg is barely paying attention
Merlon: But regardless... At a certain cap, you get 1 Terra Wish. Amongst all of you, you may perform one Terra Wish.
PrinceShroob: It's more cheesy than a pizza.
Catena: What do you mean "cap"?
Spooker: Ya, like, a baseball cap? <.>
Catena: Like, limited...number of wish storage?
Merlon: Simply put, your wishing power has a set limit... you can only hold 1 Terra Wish at a time as an entire group.
Yes!
But as you collect the Terra Quilts, this may change and grow.
Catena: How do get them back?
Merlon: Well, you simply find them!
Catena: Once we use one wish...slot...
You just have to build up enough power to get them back.
The Canyon Patch is particularly powerful. Using it can allow someone to envelop a single target in extreme fissures, doing tremendous damage.
But it counts on the wishes from every single party member. They all do an Action Command!
... You may figure it out in due time.
Spooker: Is there anything we can do to make it build up faster? <.<?
Merlon: Well... You could wish harder for awhile?
That's about it!
What about the next patch?
Merlon: Sometimes badges have a connection to Wish Points.
I have seen it... The next patch is strange. It is now very close.
The elder in possession of it has lost contact with it, and it has switched hands.
Merlon: It's in this very city.
Well. Close.
Spooker: A mystery, perhaps! ^.q
Kreg: WHY DIDN'T WE START HERE THEN
Catena: It swithced hands, Kreg.
Shrody: Probably because it wasn't here last time we were here.
Merlon: I foresee that the Bog Patch has fallen into the hands of... a forgetful owner of a large company.
Merlon: The Sponi Factory, Catena!
PrinceShroob: No points for guessing who that is?
...
Catena: Man, did they move here?
I don't remember it being here.
Kreg: ...what's the Sponi Factory even make?
Although they might have changed.
Merlon: The Sponi-Factory here is a newly opened branch on this side of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shrody: Uh...
looks through book I don't think I've ever heard of this "Spinny Factory"
Catena: It's a factory that produces cereal.
Kreg: Not "Spinny", "Sponi"
Catena: Like breakfast cereal and stuff.
I worked there long ago.
Merlon: It's a mystery how this Sponia fellow got the Quilt Patch from Elder Wrinklebottom, but... On the bright side, perhaps it'll be as easy as asking him for the patch.
Catena: I left since the factory was owned by a guy unfitted to the job.
Merlon removes his hands from the crystal ball and leaves them to his sides.
Catena: That guy being Sponia.
Kreg: If it's that easy though, where's the fun?
Merlon: Maybe the fun is in using the Bog Patch!
Catena: I don't even know the state of that factory.
Shrody: Well whatever. I got one more question for you. Where can we use these Shine Sprites?
Kreg: Oh right, those things.
Catena: Not only because I don't know it and because Sponia is just the worst general managner.
Merlon: Ah! That's easy. I'd go see the Shine Shaman, Ginzburg, on the east side of town, in the Shine District!
He's much more efficient with Shine Sprites than I am.
Catena: Quick question while we're at it.
Spooker: Does he live in a Shine Shrine? :33?
Catena: Ay good place to stock up on items?
Merlon: ... Heh. I'll have to tell him that pun.
Merlon: There's plenty all over town.
Bowtie Boutique just opened up again, and several shops are open down south in the Coin District.
Kreg: Any place sell any good badges?
...for cheap preferably
Merlon: Shops always have signs on them. I'd remember that!
Catena: Er, where is this Shine guy?
Spooker: I'd like to get a Boo Sheet, they are so much fun
Merlon: He has a shine sign on his door... Heh. Shine sign.
Kreg: But can't you... oh whatever
Shrody: We should probably get our Shine Sprite upgrades first for the extra BP.
Kreg: Would you say he accepts the Shines as opposed to the shine?
Catena: Well, that was all I can think of asking Merlon.
Do any of you have anything to add?
Merlon: I wish you luck, travelers! Thanks again!
Kreg: Nah, let's get going.
Shrody: I think I'm good.
Kreg: This quilt isn't gonna rebuild itself.
Both Yoshivala and Merlon wave at the party!
Catena: Well, we're off then.
Kreg waves back as he leaves
Catena: ...So where is everything now.
Shrody: He said the shops were south and the Shine place was east.
The words of citizenship echo in Catena's mind. Shines to the east! Shops in the Mushroom and Coin districts!
Catena: And a shop right here.
Hey.
Kreg: You don't have a shine, right?
Kreg: Take it, seems like you need the help more than I do.
Catena and Kreg are hardcore bros right now. Even down to the banter.
Catena: Okay, I think we're even now.
I'll take it.
Catena accepts the SHINE GET
PrinceShroob: Who has the last one? It's Wanda, right?
Keiki (GM): Yes. Won't that be awkward. I'll just do it off-scene.
Keiki (GM): So. Which way are you guys headed?
Then return and go south
Keiki (GM): Heads Catena, tails Shrody.
East time.
oh ok
Keiki (GM): I think it's obvious!
PrinceShroob: Okay, seriously, what the heck is a cayleef?
Don't run off now!
Shrody: You guys are slow.
Kreg also kinda wonders what that ? Block building is
Catena: You probably should never just run off like that.
Not after they found your ship. They might be looking for the alien.
Shrody: Pffft, we're in town. I can do whatever I want in town.
This is quite crammed.
Kreg realizes he probably doesn't need to be here
Shine Shaman: Greetings, travelers. I am the shine shaman.
We got some shines.
Shrody: I wanna tattle the Shine Shaman!
Shine Shaman: I sense among you the light I seek to bring to this world!
yes.
Keiki (GM): Go ahead son.
Catena: whatever you just said.
Uh
It kinda glitched on me.
Kreg: just tattle yourself
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Shrody!
Wizzy: I like how ever since the rock incident Shrody has attempted to tattle everything
Ginzburg, the Shine Shaman, hails from Isle Delfino. He studied the ways of the light, but sought to bring his light to the areas under the shade of the sun, so that others may know his ways.
Catena: Shade of the sun? What?
This guy is a nutjob.
Shine Shaman: I can show you the way of the light, if you'd like.
It would be just one shine sprite.
Catena: Show me the way of the light.
Shine Shaman: Do you know your path?
Shrody: I have a Shine Sprite too.
Shine Shaman: Which of you fine folks would like to go first?
Catena: I want to see before actually doing it.
Shrody: Lay it on me, handsome guy.
Zap: I'm not able to do much here so I'm gonna go shower real quick
Shine Shaman: Shine whiney, brighty lighty...
Spirits of the shine! Show this shroob the light...
SHRODY!
Catena: Shine...whiney...I don't even...
Shrody feels a surge of power! He gains 5 HP, 5 FP, and 3 BP!
Acre: oh man I just got an idea what I want for a bonus
HP, I guess?
Acre: tankiest moherfucker ever
Wizzy: pfft haha I just noticed I can't even use the bros attack with Catena until I level up
it uses 5 FP, I have 4 max
Catena: Wow, that's a lot.
Shrody: Um...Badge Alchemy and a Fire-typed Bite attack?
Wizzy: To be fair I peeked at the macro and it's silly so it's hella worth
Shrody: (fyi, we can go beyond b-list, right?)
Acre: I think you only get one of the perks
Shrody can now alchemize badges!
Shrody gains access to a new technique: Flaming Bite!
Wizzy: well you get the perk "alchemize badges" and a new special technique
Catena: ut he got +5 HP as well
Wizzy: or you can forego the perk for another technique
you get that too
PrinceShroob: The 2nd technique IS a perk, though.
Acre: So it's either of teh three, plus a perk plus a new ability.
Wizzy: that was his choice of +5 HP, FP, or +3 BP extra
Keiki (GM): No. He gets those. And then doubles one of them.
Wizzy: yeah that's what I meant to say I worded bad
Acre: So, +5HP, +5HP, +5FP and +3BP
Shine Shaman: I feel this is not all... Light shines bright in one more subject. Perhaps the chomp?
PrinceShroob: Anyways, I think Shrody is well equipped against Ice enemies now.
Catena: The chomp is radiating light.
Or...whatever.
Shine Shaman: Step forward, and claim your bright reward.
Shrody: What do you mean "perhaps"? He already said he had a Shine Sprite.
Shine Shaman: Shiney whiney, brighty lighty...
Catena: Yeah, shine whiney lightly whatever, do the magic.
Shine Shaman: A chain chomp stands before me... CATENA!
Ancient spirits of light...
MAKE HIM BRIGHT!
Catena: that's quite an insult, thinking I'm not bright
Catena feels a surge of power, gaining +5 HP, +5 FP, +3 BP, as well as a bonus +3 BP.
..special attack.
Catena can alchemize badges now!
Catena: can I....get back on you for that
via light telepathy
Catena gains another mystery move!
Wizzy: It's a secret to everybody
Shine Shaman: ... Mm. Yes. I thank you all.
Kreg: Well that was quite a show!
Shine Shaman: The light is released into the world! Come back when you have more of these Shine Sprites to give!
Keiki (GM): I'll get these after the session!
Catena: Just for teh record
Kreg: So Shrody, Catena, feel any different?
Catena: Do we have a limit on how....bightly we can get?
Shrody: I feel slightly less pathetic.
Catena: The question remians
Keiki (GM): You guys can go all the way up to S-rank!
Keiki (GM): Wrong district!
Kreg: Well it's a start I suppose.
Catena: It was an experience.
PrinceShroob: What about the building with the ? blocks?
Catena: We should give a quick look to that block place.
Kreg investigates ? block building
Shrody: Hey buddy, do you know what this place is?
Toadbrook Gentleman: Oh. Hey. The Block Museum is currently under TBPD investigation.
Catena: I'm guessing the police.
Toadbrook Gentleman: Toadbrook Police Department.
Shrody: ...I think it stands for Toadbrook police department.
Yep.
Toadbrook Gentleman: There are allegations of gambling, and as ordained by Parliament, the premises are shut down.
I guess the contents of this box
will remain a question
PrinceShroob: Welp, that was a bust. LET'S JUST GO TO THE COIN DISTRICT ALREADY!!
Catena: ...Who gambles in a museum?
Toadbrook Gentleman: I should arrest you for that pun.
Kreg does wonder what this vine place is
Kreg is generally very curious as he's not used to big cities
Toadbrook Gentleman: It seems to be Bet T.'s cookery.
Oops.
Catena: A...COOKEY, you say.
cookery
Catena: I think you should investigate this Bet T. for you gambling allegation.
Kreg: Well anyway we solved that riddle
Let's go shopping!
PrinceShroob: Pretty sure it's supposed to be a pun on the name "Betty".
Keiki (GM): Head to the Coin District?
PrinceShroob: As in Betty Crocker.
PrinceShroob: As in the Condesce.
Acre: his shop sucks anyway
Keiki (GM): Or, well, Mushroom District.
Which shall it be?
Wizzy: where's cayleef's store anyway
Acre: it's on the way, techincally
Wizzy: wow no we HAVE to check that out
it's on the way too
Acre: ...are those two ever going to do anything?
The group head across the bridge and head to the Bowtie Boutique.
Wizzy: They're discussing the finer points of being british
or something
What did I miss?
PrinceShroob: Sheesh, is it just one big map for all the shops?
Nothing important.
Wizzy: What's the 10 coin thing?
Catena: Better stock up on some items!
Keiki (GM) leans back in his chair, playing a Gameboy Advance.
PrinceShroob: Fire Flower.
Spooker: I will buy a sheep please ^.^
Cayleef leans back in his chair, playing a Gameboy Advance.
Cayleef: Oh, uh, customers.
Cayleef: Welcome and all.
Catena: that's quite an axe
PrinceShroob: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on --!
Cayleef: How may I help you?
Oh you bet it's quite the axe.
Shrody: that was a tattle on Cayleef
Catena: Let me ask you something about the ae.
...why are you carrying an axe
Cayleef is a rather renowned shy guy adventure, known to exaggerate his strengths. He is the husband of Belleza.
He carries around a battleaxe with one hand.
Ake: Man, I thought Belleza was Shin's wife.
Cayleef: I just can, man.
Catena: Why would a shopkeeper need to carry an axe around?
Well.
Shrody: To scare away shoplifters?
Kreg: Maybe he's his own security.
Cayleef: I don't need no stinkin' security! ... Most of the time.
Shrody: A statement that vague definitely has a story behind it.
Catena: Are you really a shopkeeper?
Cayleef: For a friend, uh... I'm a shopkeep for now.
Kreg would buy something but he's plenty stocked sooooo
Catena: I don't feel a shopkeeper would like to exaggerate his strength.
But whatever.
Shrody is saving his own money for other stuff.
Catena: Have fun with your shopkeeping.
Cayleef: Indeedio, brochomp man.
Catena: I want two Mushrooms, please.
Cayleef: That's ten of those shining coins you got there, sir.
Cayleef: Anything else you guys need?
Catena: Here you go. Don't want to test that security axe.
Cayleef: I appreciate the business.
PrinceShroob: Hypothetically, would it be possible to shoplift a store?
Cayleef would like someone to try.
Cayleef starts to polish his axe.
Kreg: Nah I think I'm cool for now
Cayleef: Spooker, you've been eying that uh, sheep bell for awhile.
Kreg: If I do need stuff I'll be sure to come back though, your wares are pretty alright!
Spooker: Yes, sheep please :33
It is so cute
PrinceShroob: See, the thing is, I would try to shoplift, but playing games such as Link's Awakening and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon has told me that if the option to shoplift exists, then you'd either be dead or swarm over by a bunch of over-powered enemies.
If you tried to shoplift, that is.
Catena: Stealing from honorable shopkeepers is bad, gamers.
Cayleef: Alrighty! That's 10 coins.
Anything else for you guys?
Shrody: Nothing for me, thanks.
Cayleef: Right. Uh... Have a nice day. I think that's how you do it.
The group leaves the store.
Catena: You should wear a bow tie.
This is called Bowtie...somethingorother
oh no I left before giving him feedback???!
Cayleef may wear a bowtie.
Catena: t was very valuable feedback.
Anyhow, Coin district!
I MEAN COIN
COIN DISTRICT
Catena: goddammit alien boy you ruined everything
The group arrives at Dash Con.
Multi-colored balls litter the area.
Catena: Oh, there's another store here.
Spooker: Cons are fun ^.^
PrinceShroob: Do we get an extra hour in the pit?
Kreg: Are those... Sponis?
Or whatever they're called?
Spinia: Heck no! We won't go! Heck no! We won't go!
PrinceShroob: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on Spinia!
Spinia: Quality working conditions for Sponi-workers!
Kreg: ...are they on strike?
Catena: Quality working conditions sure is accurate.
Shrody: Looks like Catena wasn't exaggerating.
ignore that for now
Catena: At least we know where is the factory.
Kreg enters this ...hammer thing
Shrody and Kreggles stand in front of a weapons shop!
Kreg doesn't enter it then
Kreg: unless you guys want to
Catena: You will find the best weapon for a dude like you.
Nice store.
Spooker: This one is green ^.^
[MUSIC] Smithy's Shop
Mr. Smithy: Why hello! I am a friendly guy who wants to fill the world with weapons!
Catena: What a peaceful and noble goal.
Kreg: ...for self-defense purposes, of course??
Shrody: Damn, this ray gun looks cool, but I don't have enough coins. :(
Mr. Smithy: That's too bad, junior!
Catena: What's this 45 coins thing?
Actually both of these things I'm looking at.
Shrody: Looks like a hammer to me.
Mr. Smithy: Those are Super Fangs and Strong Casing!
.....super fangs, you say.
Spooker: Green thing? :33?
Mr. Smithy: The Fangs give extra power for strong bites, while the casing is for a healthy bullet bill to wear. It grants extra speed!
Catena: What makes them super?
Mr. Smithy: That is a Static Orb!
Catena: Just strong bites?
Mr. Smithy: Strong bites, yes.
Kreg: Probably really sharp.
Spooker: Oh wait, biting?
inviting.
Shrody: Looks like the only thing I can afford are those gloves. What do they do?
Spooker: I might want to buy the thing
Catena: I am so gonna blow my coin stash on these super fangs things.
Mr. Smithy: They're some industrial strength Super Gloves. They come in slapping, boxing, and all kinds of other varieties. You can use them for a bit of power.
Zap: How do we check coins again?
Mr. Smithy: However, keep in mind that you contact whatever you attack!
PrinceShroob: Your backpack.
Catena: Hey, sir! I want to buy the super fangs.
Mr. Smithy: You have a nice little coinpurse for them!
PrinceShroob: In the journal page.
Mr. Smithy: We have a deal!
PrinceShroob: Actually, wait, how many coins did we get against Kapin Rider.
Keiki (GM): 50, roughly coming down to 8 each if you wanted to split it evenly.
Spooker: Hey Shroby, how much do you still need? I don't think I want anything from here <.>
PrinceShroob: And did those get added to our coin purses?
Kreg enjoys looking at all the weapons but doesn't buy anything
Shrody: I WAS thinking about this ray gun, but...
Keiki (GM): Anything that has happened in-session hasn't been tabulated yet.
Kreg only needs the shell he fashioned himself and his hammers (for now)
PrinceShroob: Well even after 8 coins added to my coin purse, I still need 6 more for the Ray gun thingy.
Spooker: Okay! Here, you can barrow what you need from me ^.^
Acre: So if I have 62 coins right now, minus the ten from mushroom and the 45 from the super fangs, plus the eight from Kapin Rider...I should have 15.
nice
What? Really?
Spooker: Sure, I don't need it right now
Keiki (GM): He's been saving up!
The deal is struck, and Catena now has some Super Fangs!
Shrody accepts however much he needs to be able to afford the Ray Gun
Acre: also, two hours of weapon factory
Kreg has 42 coins, lolroflrandum
Shrody also gains a Ray Gun, thanks to six coins from Spooker.
Catena: ...do I just.....insert these in my mouth, what do I even do with this.
Keiki (GM): Put it in your mouth.
PrinceShroob: So...probably shoulda asked it sooner, but this IS an upgrade to my old Ray Gun, right?
Catena puts it in his mouth, which sounds really weird and not kid friendly
PrinceShroob: So it does more damage?
PrinceShroob: How much more?
Acre: Step off, Bakudan, I'm the new powerhouse.
Wizzy: I'm falling behind but that's okay
PrinceShroob: ...So the new formula for my Ray gun is (Power/2) + 2?
Keiki (GM): It adds damage to regular attacks!
So... Your bite attacks do extra damage!
PrinceShroob: I could probably also benefit from the fangs, buuuuuuuuuut maybe next time.
Acre: Does it add to POwerCHomp?
Acre: hell yes straight up 13 damage
Keiki (GM): I'll do macro magic later!
PrinceShroob: Catena is totes a powerhouse now.
Keiki (GM): If only Wanda figured out the Coolness secret.
Oh well! At least the lightning attack is powerful.
Anyway.
Mr. Smithy: May I help you youngsters out with anything else?
Mr. Smithy: Well, you folks have a marvelous day!
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Catena: I'm fine with these fangs!
I hope.
You keep...filing the world with peaceful weapons I guess.
PrinceShroob: Now imagine how you're supposed to replaces your fangs.
Catena: oh no I left before I could give feedback again ????!
Nice stuff.
PrinceShroob: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on --!
Kreg: ...what in the world IS half this stuff?
PrinceShroob: That was on the shopkeep
For tattling.
tattle the front desk
The shopkeeper is a shy guy named Hi Guy, though it is rumored he goes by an alter ego.
Shrody: Super Shroob, Maple Syrup, Life Shroom, Volt Shroom, Boo Sheet, dunno, dunno, Point Swap.
Spooker: But so expensive... ;~;
Hi Guy: Oh happy day! Hello, customers!
Those are Dodgy Capes and Refreshing Herbs, by the way!
Kreg doesn't know what a Point Swap is
Shrody: Swaps your HP and FP.
Catena: What's the difference between Tasty Tonic and Refreshing Herbs?
Other than the price.
Hi Guy: Refreshing Herbs heal any mental status ailment.
I'm so happy you guys came by, by the by!
Catena: I think that shine shaman should buy some of these.
I'm actually kind of broke, so you guys go nuts.
Shrody: And I'm totally broke.
Kreg doesn't have need of this stuff
Catena: I would feel bad for the guy if we don't actually buy anything.
Kreg at least keeps in it memory
Kreg: Look Spooker! A Boo Sheet!
Hi Guy: Aw! How sad! Well... Don't forget where I'm at or anything!
Shrody: I dunno, Spooker probably wants the Boo Sheet. Even though he's already capable of going ghost naturally.
Spooker: I do, but it's too expensive ;~;
I can get them for free at home
Hi Guy: Any business I could do here for you folks?
Catena: Sorry, I'm guessing that's a no for now.
Hi Guy: Have a nice, nice day! Mm-hm!
Catena: Okay so I was promised a badge shop?
Toadbrook Goomba: Oh hey. I've always been here.
You might want to see the Pinguin. Down south.
ok
GOT IT
PrinceShroob: You know, it's funny. Group 1 went east, we went west, they went north, we went south.
Spooker: Green thing! ^.^!
PrinceShroob: I literally recognize almost none of these badges.
Kreg wonders what all these badges are!!
Pinguin: Hey. Can I help yous?
Over on your left, we have the More series of badges.
More Heart, More Power, yadda yadda.
Catena: MORE power, you say
Pinguin: They give you +1 of an attribute for 1 BP.
Catena: I have exactly 15 coins. I think.
ffff
Pinguin: On your right is a changing stock of badges.
PrinceShroob: What would be funny is if there was a badge that adds to coolness.
Zap: What is this green one? ^.^
Pinguin: Right now we have Quake Shake, Fire Drive, Texas Tornado, Multistrike, Chill Out, and Last Stand.
Catena: There is a badge that adds to coolness.
Zap: Oh, it's Multistrike then?
Pinguin: There is a More Coolness badge, but it's different for all the wise guys out there.
Pinguin: It's 2 BP, like the Speed and Defense badges.
Pinguin: The first four are things that augment attacks.
Catena: As TANTALIZING that more power badge is, I think I'm gonna pass. For now.
Pinguin: Quake Shake lets you cause quakes that hit everything else.
A tornado that grounds air enemies. Stuff like that.
Multistrike cleaves enemies nearby or lets you Multi-Bounce.
Kreg: How much BP are these things?
PrinceShroob: Oh, almost forgot!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on --!
Shrody: tattling the shopkeep
Pinguin is a very, very dopey Bumpty.
He has quite an accent and he may have connections, if you know what I'm saying.
PrinceShroob: So basically, if I shoplift the place, the mafia will be on my tail.
Pinguin: Quake Shake is 2 BP, Fire Drive is 3 BP, Texas Tornado is 2 BP, Multistrike is 1 BP, Chill Out is 1 BP, and Last Stand is also 1 BP.
Zap: How would Multistrike work for Spooker?
I'll take two More Power badges then
Pinguin: Depends on the attack. It's badge science.
If you're throwing something, you may throw multiples.
Spooker: No idea how it'd work with biting... <.>
Pinguin: Biting is... weird. I don't even know how that works. You get a bunch of people with one bite?
A rushing bite... no.
Catena: bite throw everything
Pinguin: Bite a bunch of people and call it good.
Kreg: bite throw, oh dear
Catena: homophones are important, gamers
Spooker: This would be the perfect badge for Lady Bow
She slaps things, repeatedly
With it, she'd slap even more!
But I don't think it'd work well for me ;~;
Pinguin: Got a lady in mind?
Kreg: Actually I lied, can someone lend me 3 coins?
Catena lends Kreg 3 coins
Shrody: Pretty sure the "Lady Bow" in question is a relative of his, IIRC.
Kreg uses the combined money for one More Power badge and one TEXAS TORNADO badge
Catena: I just remember I have Esmond's lame quake badge. I should probably give it back once he stops daydreaming.
Spooker: Ya, she's my sister ^.^
Catena: Or I could sell it and pretend it was lost forever
Pinguin: Fancy doin' business with ya.
Spooker: She doesn't need anything from me like this
Kreg: That'd be really mean.
Shrody: Do that and I'll tell Esmond.
Pinguin: Maybe you should be a free spirit. Buy a badge for yourself.
Pinguin: It's like popping a new bottle of Chuckola Cola.
Kreg at least equips the TEXAS TORNADO badge
Kreg will make sure to always spell it as TEXAS TORNADO because seriously
irony
Wizzy: are you saying because I'm from Texas
it's ironic
PrinceShroob: How is that ironic?
Kreg is satisfied with the business here
Kreg: Well Spooker, you gonna buy something or not?
Spooker: They'll change later right?
Someone complains each time we leave a store
About something
I forget what
Kreg leaves the store satisfied with his purchases
Keiki (GM): I think that's enough session for now!
