Keiki (GM): Anyway. Let's role play about Mario.
PrinceShroob: I still have a Shiny Sprite.
Acre: let me get into character real quick
Catena: I got into character. Man, that sure was a hectic procedure!
Acre: I'm heartbroken now?
Layze: me getting into character requires removing all feelings of empathy from my body
Acre: Or is that happy flower?
HEART
Zap: I'm throwing all my levels into speed until he has five speed
Wizzy: ugh sorry I'm here
PrinceShroob: Zap being obsessed with getting the first hit.
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
The giant doors guarded by the riddle of the Chain Chomp open with a rumbling coarse sound of moving stone.
Layze: totally unrelated note:
Wizzy: not sure how much I'll be into everything considering I feel like shit but I'll try
Layze: muthbuster adam savage is currently building a life-size homer simpson facsimile
Keiki (GM): A shimmering but dirty pool lies before the group.
Catena: HOld on guys, that dor might close all of a sudden.
PrinceShroob: What's with the icon on Shrody?
Keiki (GM): It's for me to remember something.
Acre: my character can't type today either
Bubbles surface slowly to the top of the pool.
Catena: Hey door platonic friend! What's with the pool?
Is it a hot spring? Like hotter than usual?
Zap: How did things end last night anyway? I couldn't keep going with it and left <.>
Zap: last time we played*
Keiki (GM): Two hours of Floro Caverns guessing game
Acre: Perfectly awful and everything went as I wanted.
Layze: a door trolled wanda into a blathering rage elemental
so
Catena: What do we throw in?
Spooker: We should throw in an axe!
Then maybe a fairy will pop up and ask if we dropped in a Silver or Golden Axe!
If only Cayleef were here.
Wanda: We should throw in the door.
Spooker: And then we don't lie and we get both!
The door is fine right were it is.
Shrody: I see another door here.
The door appears to be locked.
Esmond sips some tea and thinks.
Layze: what are these yellow thing
s
Shrody: Well, (Shroobish swear)
Keiki (GM): Water. I tried.
Zap: Blue might have worked
Keiki (GM): I think the top of the map looked better. That was also water if you couldn't tell.
Acre: It did look like water.
I'm guessing this one is just transparent enough.
Shrody: Can I tattle the pool?
Catena: WHO WANTS A HOT SPRING
Keiki (GM): I'll make it look watery some more.
Catena: yes, tattle the pool
tattle it nowww
Esmond: Ought we ask the door what this pool is?
Spooker: Water doesn't normally do that right? <.>
Esmond approaches the pool cautiously.
Esmond opens his bag to see if he has anything to throw in, because he has an odd impulse.
Keiki (GM): You could toss a coin if you'd like.
Catena: Make a wish first.
Shrody: Can I tattle the pool?
Catena: oh welp never mind that idea
Esmond wishes really, really hard for a pretty X-Naut lady he likes to like him back.
Keiki (GM): If you'd like, but first.
Something rises from the water!
Ake: You should tattle the door instead.
Zap: He should tattle all the members of the party
"You wish, but the power of wishing remainssss guarded... "
Catena: Welp, there goes Wanda.
Hi!
Esmond: Would you like some tea, friend?
Catena: ...Hi, to you too.
Hydroshi Head: Maybe I'd like some tea.
Wanda: I'm simply observing from a safe distance, carry on.
Hydroshi Head: Or shall I ssssay... sssssome tea.
Esmond: And what sort of tea would you like?
I have all the kinds.
Catena: Ahd can't forget you.
Spooker: They are multiplying rather quickly... <.>
Catena: Three swell guys.
Hydroshi Head: Chamomille... If you pleasssse.
Esmond brews some chamomile tea with his tea supplies, and hands the strange . . . head some tea.
Esmond: Do you have arms with which to hold this cup?
Catena: You never asked me that when you offered me tea.
Hydroshi Head: Pleasssse... Jusssst pour ssssome in my mouth!
Esmond: Catena, you are a very capable chomp.
Esmond pours some of the tea into the head's mouth . . . hesitantly.
Hydroshi Head sips the tea.
Hydroshi Head spits it out.
Hydroshi Head: How... Outrageoussss!
Esmond: Oh dear. I should have cooled it first.
Spooker: Even I would know it'd be hot <.>
Esmond: I'm sorry, my friend! Tea is quite hot. I'm afraid I'm not from an area that serves iced tea.
Hydroshi Head: You should know better, you measssssily twerp.
Shrody: Welp, that's not good.
Hydroshi Head: Did you tasssste that brother?
That tassste wassss mosssst foul.
Esmond: I can only offer my most sincere apologies! And as a gentleman, I cannot accept name calling. On my honor!
Hydroshi Head: Burned my sssstomach ssssomewhat.
Spooker: But did you take any damage? >.>?
Catena: At least I learned to never try Esmond's tea.
The TASTE?
I'll have you know I hand picked those leaves from a distant southern country!
Hydroshi Head: Ooh, ssssomeone's cruissssin' for a bruissssin'.
Esmond: Then I dried them in my own personal drier, and added seasonings and -- you blithering fool! How dare you insult my tea when you've likely never left this foul pool of water!
Catena: First ting you need to learn, Esmond about food service.
Shut up.
Spooker: Sounds like a whole lot of effort for flavored water <.>
Esmond: I have traveled the STARS for tea!
Layze: so are these heads in the water or floating above it or what
Esmond: Where have you gone?
Keiki (GM): Their necks are just above the water.
Hydroshi Head: ... Uhh... Not many placessss, honesssstly.
Esmond: So how would you know if my tea was good?
You merely haven't tried enough!
Why, if I wasn't so offended by your manner, I'd make you some more to try!
Layze: oh so they actually have a body, just only the heads are above the surface
gotcha
Hydroshi Head: But thissss issss a travessssty. You will pay dearly for burning ussss!
[MUSIC] Rampage of the Hydroshi
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Esmond: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hydroshi Head: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hydroshi Head takes initiative!
Wanda: Dislike heat, do you?
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Spooker: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Wanda: Haha, oh but this will be fun.
Acre: Why do I even bother rolling for initiative.
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zap: This is why I need 5 speed
Aren't they sitting in a hot spring?
>___>
Keiki (GM): I never said that! It's murky water.
Spooker is now
regenerating FP!
Zap: We must defeat them all in one blow
Wanda: Calm down dear, I have this covered.
Acre: Two hours of gooper blooper
just needed to get that out of my system
Do something
Keiki (GM): It is now... any of you three's turn, really!
Zap: Also sorry I thought someone got a 2
Keiki (GM): If you'd like to go first, Shrody, you may.
I'll remember.
k
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Hydroshi Head!
Layze: let him tattle then I need to see if I get an FP back so I can try something
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zap utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Shrody: Also, I'm missing an HP. Does Happy Heart activate this turn?
Spooker pulls out
Assist-a-Roid from Hammerspace and throws it at Hydroshi Head, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Shrody tells his friends that the Hydroshi Head is apparently the head of a beast... but isn't entirely sure of what yet. Estimated, the HP is 8, Power is 2, and FP is 2.
They have poisonous breath, and may end up poisoning someone.
Shrody
regains 1 HP this turn.
Layze: gimme the fp roll so I know if I can go huge or not
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Okay man
This is like freak luck
Wanda: Ugh! Blasted book is on the fritz again.
It's an FP
ok so basically what I want to do
wanda is going to conjure, not so much a fireball, but the heat of one
in the water
to boil these fuckers out
can I do it
Keiki (GM): Oh! We could do that. Let's say it takes a turn charge up to do it this specific way.
Acre: Make a water profile. Then tattle the water.
Layze: wanda starts charging for that or w/e then
Wanda starts charging for that or w/e
Wanda decides on a plan, and starts conjuring up a fireball in the water! However, it might take some time...
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Hydroshi Head: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hydroshi Head utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Geecy: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Geecy tries to guard against Hydroshi Head's attack!
Hydroshi Head: I misssssssssed that attack! Not the god voicccce.
Hydroshi Head reaches out and bites Esmond, dealing
2 damage!
Catena: shh, buddy. It's okay.
I know you missed that hit and I am proud of you.
Hydroshi Head breathes poisonous fumes on Spooker, dealing
2 damage. Spooker is
not poisoned .
Zap: Wait I didn't get to dodge?
Hydroshi Head: How'd you like my breath? I bet you can even... tassssste it.
Layze: special attack zap
Hydroshi Head breathes poisonous fumes on Shrody, dealing
2 damage. Shrody is
not poisoned .
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Catena lunges out and chomps Hydroshi Head, dealing
7 damage.
Why even try with damage like that coming out
Keiki (GM): I think I could top that.
Acre: Gotta invest in that delicious power mm-hmm
Shrody: Jeeze man, haven't you heard of something called "breath mints"? Cause I have, and it's probably one of the best inventions on this planet.
Esmond: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Esmond knows about timed hits!
Esmond pulls out a handy enlarging tea!
Esmond downs it and grows larger for
2 turns, doubling attack but halving speed.
Wizzy: am I even able to shell shot these heads
Keiki (GM): You can, if you can find an angle.
Point your line through them.
Wizzy: oh I meant just the normal attack
Yeah, the ones hanging their head over the ground can be hit.
Esmond: Boy am I eager to show these guys how great my tea really is!
Keiki (GM): Y'know, even the one in the water can too.
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Hydroshi Head, dealing
7 damage!
Wanda: Oh I'm sure dear, I'm preparing a spot of tea for them as well!
Although it might be a little hot for their tastes.
Wanda chuckles to herself over her hilarious joke
Spooker: Well the last tea was too hot, so I assume it would be as well <.>
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Spooker pulls out
a danmaku from Hammerspace and throws it at Hydroshi Head, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Shrody thinks that something of Wanda's is DEFINITELY hot.
XD
Hydroshi Head retracts into the water.
Catena: Just do you thing.
Zap: I wish I knew which one had how much HP
Catena: I want to see your idea of tea.
Keiki (GM): They have bars!
If they don't, they're at full health.
Layze: the one that was hit never grew one
PrinceShroob: I haven't seen any bars on them.
Acre: You've been holding out on us, Cake!
Keiki (GM): The one on the far left has a bar.
PrinceShroob: No he doesn't.
Keiki (GM): So did the one in the middle right.
Keiki (GM): He does for me.
Spooker: Maybe we should refresh
Acre: I need admin authorization to see health bars.
Keiki (GM): This is probably Roll20 being dumb.
Wizzy: Cake you have to set the bars to be visible to everyone and not just token owners
Acre: I don't think I've ever seen a health bar, actually.
Wizzy: unless you did in which case hell if I know
Ake: Double click the tokens and see if there's other tabs.
Acre: Other than my character's
Keiki (GM): That... isn't a thing.
PrinceShroob: The only bar I see is my own.
Ake: There's a checkbox for visible to everyone.
Keiki (GM): They just should be seeable.
... Man, that was never a thing?
Ake: Nope, never seen any bars but my own in your campaigns.
Keiki (GM): ... Has nobody in a single one of my campaigns been able to see a health bar?
Maybe that's why they're so exciting.
Zap: How was I the first person to complain about this
Wizzy: We never knew how healthy anything was
Ake: I thought it was a feature, not a glitch!
Wizzy: I just thought it was a style thing by now
Zap: I kept track in my head, but that only worked when there was only one enemy
Layze: haha oh my god, we're all retarded
Keiki (GM): I'm going to go laugh this one out
And get more rum. But also while laughing.
Ake: Glad you figured it out at least!
I guess.
We've got through four battle seshs and we never really needed a health bar.
We are......that good?
Keiki (GM): Alrighty then.
PrinceShroob: There are several RPGs where we never had a health bar on our enemies.
Wizzy: oh god Koopeep's job must've been miserable
Ake: Yeah, I thought we weren't supposed to know.
Keiki (GM): I've actually intended this campaign to have health bars.
Maybe that's why Bakudan never wore the Peekaboo badge.
It all makes sense.
Acre: Well, the important this s tha we got them when they sort of mattered.
PrinceShroob: Whatever, it's Wanda's turn now.
Layze: cool what wacky rolls should I make
Keiki (GM): So is it visible?
Zap: I don't see the 6 damage I did to the one on the right
Keiki (GM): Action command!
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Geecy: I think it's funny, because I remember the first time something was tattled, I thought "shouldn't we be able to see the health bar?"
Geecy: But then neglected to say anything.
Layze: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Layze knows about timed hits!
Layze: I'm just gonna go jump off my roof then
PrinceShroob: It's not a TOTAL flop. He got one success.
Layze: ok so should I just roll my fireball then
PrinceShroob: I mean She!
DAMMIT
WHY DO I SUCK
Acre: literally crying rn
Keiki (GM): Don't worry about it. Its purpose wasn't doing damage!
Acre: except not really j/k
Wanda releases the fireball inside the conjured pool. The Hydroshi slowly realizes the water's boiling, and quickly leap straight out of the pool and into the air!
Layze: oh fuck can they fly
Catena: Wanda, you're terrible.
Did you just wanted to boil them alive?
Hydroshi: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Hydroshi takes initiative!
Wanda: How on earth was I to know they could fly?
Hydroshi: Yeeeouch! You'll pay for that one, infidelssss!
Wanda: Why is it here now? No! I'm too young and beautiful to die!
Catena: Oh hey it's the statue thingy!
Keiki (GM): Shrody's turn!
Shrody: So is this something with a different entry?
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena: ...where are the wings?
Shrody uses Smarts on Hydroshi's Body!
Kreg: Guess we get to fight the mythical beast after all!
Keiki (GM): Tattle was weird on the last one, so I'm going to give the entire page for this one.
Wanda: Of course it was the bloody statue! Four yoshi heads that want to be fed, wow it's like we just saw the same thing ten minutes ago!
Spooker: It's only been ten minutes? It seemed like we were talking to the door for a few hours... <.>
Kreg: I thought they could've just been heads!
Sidestepper: STILL HAVE CHEWED BERY
berry good
pun ha ha ha
Shroob informs all of his friends that the body itself is invincible with all of its heads up. Its HP is 30, FP is 15, Power is... variable?
Wanda: What door? I certainly don't know any talking doors that don't even understand their own riddles!
Wizzy: ...variable, oh god help
It gains Power on its attacks with the more heads it has. Also, it has a defense of 1.
Esmond contemplates if this was all worth it over insulting his tea.
Esmond concludes that of course it was worth it.
The Hydroshi is an ancient beast known for causing tremors and using its breath for deadly attacks, including one particular one known as Dragon's Fury.
It regenerates all heads as a desparate measure.
There is supposed to be some weakness to its regeneration, but it is unknown.
The Hydroshi currently has 3 heads!
Catena: See, murky water tea.
Horible idea.
Wanda: Unknown? Just cut the bloody heads off!
I'm going to place this little head token off to the side if you want to specifically target a head.
Catena: DO I get a heart, though?
Wizzy: am I still able to hit the heads with my basic shell attack
legs
Catena: And actually, did I get a heart from the turn before?
Keiki (GM): Yes. Probably the lower one though.
Layze: c'mon you guys it's a tabletop be creative
Catena
stays the same HP this turn.
Catena
regains 1 HP this turn.
Shrody
stays the same HP this turn.
Layze: my combat strategies in this dungeon have included banking a fireball off of catena, lowballing a fireball into a pokey to knock part of it into its friend, and attempting to boil the boss alive
Keiki (GM): Also, it's this big. Just for funsies.
Wizzy: my tactics are "hit things"
PrinceShroob: My tactics are "look up things"
Wanda: I say, little green one!
Keiki (GM): I typically forego mechanics when it comes to particularly cool things like what Layze does.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, and I forgot to move the turn thing. It's Esmond's turn!
Geecy: What's the range of my ray gun?
Zap: Once I help out layze I should try to scare all the heads in different directions
Geecy: Actually, I could do quake shake.
Catena: Kreggles, be honest with me here.
PrinceShroob: The heads aren't on the ground, though.
Catena: How strong do you think is your arms?
Keiki (GM): Shroob might have a point!
Kreg: Pretty strong, why do you ask?
Geecy: But they're attached to a thing on the ground . . .
Catena: You have a hammer badge thingy right?
Geecy: Also, I always forget this. I can move a max of 20 feet?
I only have the one badge
Layze: guys its a hydra, it has four long necks with heads on the end
Keiki (GM): When you are HUEG, it is 30.
Keiki (GM): And 10 when tiny.
Layze: the body is immune to damage while the heads are alive, so no, a quake won't work
Esmond: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Esmond utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Esmond wails forward and leaps at Hydroshi Head, body slamming for
3 damage.
Catena: If you have finesse, you might throw me at the center of the heads. Probably hurting all of them!
I even got a handle at the end and everything.
Wanda: Brilliant idea, okay so who wants to lob the 600 pound dog?
Keiki (GM): To get organized, I'm going to refer to them as 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Catena: Kreg is strong. Like SUPER STRONG, isn't he
Keiki (GM): 2 is currently injured.
Kreg: That is the dumbest plan I've ever heard.
But I guess we got nothing to lose!
Esmond: I can handle the throwing!
Catena and Kreg might be becoming BRO TIER right now.
Zap: Is the north one 1 or 2?
Catena: Mega teamwork throw, whatever!
Esmond flexes, and sips tea.
Esmond: Remember, my tea makes me quite large!
Kreg attempts to toss Catena at the big hydroshi thingy
Wizzy: What do you want for a roll
Esmond: Perhaps we can exchange turns of throwing our dear friend Catena!
Keiki (GM): For now, both of you do an action command!
Wizzy: you already acted though so
Kreg: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg doesn't actually know about timed hits!
Catena: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg is not the man he thought he was
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena is more than the hammer he thought he was?
Acre: that 1 success sync tho
Zap: The rolls are not kind
Kreg swings Catena around and hurls him at a Hydroshi head, dealing
4 damage!
Layze: I think they should get bonus points for perfectly synchronizing their failures
Alright.
Kreg and Catena have also become BRO TIER.
Catena: I feel like I'm a bro now
Kreg is now BRO TIER, gaining absolutely no worthwhile stats
Kreg does, however, gain 2 friendship points and 3 smarm.
BRO TIER however may be more than what it sound like.
Wizzy: it's a word, look it up
Hydroshi Head: Oooh! Take thissss!
Hydroshi Head pounds the ground tenaciously, causing tremors that deal
4 to all grounded and ceiling enemies.
Layze: wanda floats right
beeoi h.: Get up on the hydra's back!
Shrody
regains 1 FP this turn.
Wanda: Pffah! That's a good look for you, Tom!
Shrody: ...What do you mean 1 FP?
Keiki (GM): Oops. That's for Wanda.
Keiki (GM): Wrong pink object.
Zap: I got my emogis mixed up
Keiki (GM): It doesn't hit Spooker or Wanda for obvious reasons.
Shrody: Also, can I use my turn to help Kreg up?
Spooker: So what's the plan Wanda? >.>?
Wanda: Ah, yes. Now then, be a good little ghost and go try to phase into that dragon's body.
Us boos have had some experience with invincibility over the years.
Wanda: And he doesn't seem to be glowing, so I suspect there's another culprit!
Zap: Just gonna be right there for now
Should I roll for an ActionCommand?
Layze: spooker just fucking runs over there and gives the dragon a hug
beeoi h.: Someone needs to die, this isn't TENSE like our boss fight
Friendship power
Wizzy: it looks like the dragon is sticking its tongue out
Zap: In real life or in the game?
Wizzy: I can't tell that Acre thanks for the notice
Keiki (GM): Yes, it's an action command!
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zap knows about timed hits!
Wizzy: I'm at half right now so
Oh well
Acre: I'm dying in all the lives.
Keiki (GM): Use Outta Sight on the dragon.
Spooker grabs Hydroshi's Body, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
3 turns.
Layze: wait I don't think that was what I wanted
Zap: Was that the plan because that seems wierd
Acre: also, health bars on them heads?
Layze: no I wanted you to phase into his body
because it's invincible and le tubba blubba reference
Layze: we were gonna beat up its heart
Zap: I was just following orders <.>
Catena: Welp, now we gotta deal with an invisible hydra yoshi hybrid.
Esmond: My goodness, what have you done?
Catena: This is all your fault, you know.
Zap: I'd like to complain that I didn't really want this to happen <.>
Esmond: Oh well! I fought far worse than invisible hydra yoshi hybrids in the war!
Unfortunately the plan is a failure, otherwise it'd be easy to beat up everything's heart!
Wanda: I'm not sure WHAT you're talking about!
Esmond: A man's tea is the entirety of his honor.
Wanda: Th-this is all working just as intended!
Kreg: ...says the Boo who can't even get my name right.
Spooker: To be fair I think she gets it wrong on purpose
Layze: fuck it can I just use outta sight on spooker to pull him away from the hydra
Layze: like surely two invisinle ghosts should be able to interact, right?
Catena: What's your brilliant plan now?
Wizzy: uh excuse you it is Kreg because Koopas love their Ks
Keiki (GM): You can probably just pull him away like a regular Boo.
Wanda: Ugh, look what you've done!
Now you've gone and mussed everything up.
Keiki (GM): Awww. Friendship.
Spooker: I got confused ;~;
Shrody attempts to help Kreg up.
Spooker: A voice in my head told me to do something so I just did it
Catena: Iron bros are real bros. Ghost bros...not so much.
Shrody
regains 1 HP this turn.
Okay, how do I actually get Kreg up?
Keiki (GM): Like. You just kinda push him up.
Acre: hold on, maybe you sould roll to see if you don't poke one of his spikes
Keiki (GM): Roll action command to not touch his edgy spikes
: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody knows about timed hits!
Shrody gets an insignificant prick on his finger from the spikes.
Kreg is righted and ready for battle!
Kreg suggests that next time Shrody just grabs his arms instead
Sidestepper
stays the same HP this turn.
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Wizzy: nice job catena we sure can count on you
Hydroshi Head: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Hydroshi Head tries to dodge Hydroshi's Body's attack!
Shrody: You suck, Chompy.
Layze: I just realized I'm staring straight into the boss' eyes with only an intangible spooker between me and him
welp, time to roll up a new character
Geecy: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Geecy knows about timed hits!
Wizzy: oh hush you're fine
Catena: welp, that's it for me. I'm out. Don't forget me on the way out
Esmond sips some tea, and stews for a moment, contemplating deep social issues, before spitting out his tea in the face of Hydroshi Head, dealing
3 damage! Hydroshi Head is
not burned .
Geecy: I thought it was always supposed to burn!
3.
Geecy: It says as much in the description, was that wrong?
Keiki (GM): I'll concede. It's not ranged.
It's burned.
Wizzy: so does that mean it's gonna die when it gets its turn
or do burns not kill
so it SHOULD
Keiki (GM): There's your answer!
Wizzy: I just hope the bar I'm seeing has it at 1 HP
and not 2 HP
Shrody: I haven't played an RPG where burns couldn't kill.
Layze: he had 8 total, then took 4, then 3
Catena: ...I'm a better hammer.
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Kreg tosses a hammer at Hydroshi Head, dealing
3.5 damage.
Shrody: ...Why didn't you just shell shot the bottom one?
Acre: oh no rational numbers
Keiki (GM): The formula shouldn't do that. But I'll fix that.
Wizzy: because the player wanted a chance to use hammers ok
Acre: go to the olympics and tell me an iron ball is not a hammer
with a cord and handle
A head is defeated from its burn!
Hydroshi breathes deep...
Esmond braces for impact.
Layze: oh was that its whole turn
Hydroshi nods respectfully.
Layze: hell I know how to deal with this
: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Layze knows about timed hits!
Layze grabs Esmond, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
3 turns.
Shrody: I think it's charging up it's Dragon's Fury!
Layze: pretend that was in character idc
Zap: I would like to try to Spook the remaining heads so they try to flee in different directions, would I be allowed to?
Keiki (GM): I'll know the difference!
Esmond: Thank you, my dear Wanda!
Acre: They'll get so spooked they just decaptate themselves
Keiki (GM): Well... You could try.
Zap: That would be ideal!
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zap knows about timed hits!
Acre: ....creativity certainly know now bounds.
Shrody: I highly doubt the plausibility of this plan of yourse, Zap.
Layze: oh also happy flower?
Zap scares Hydroshi's Body, causing him to run away from Spooker for the next
1 turns!
Spooker
stays the same FP this turn.
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Zap: Forget to change twice in a row
The Hydroshi heads all laugh in unison.
Layze: also I turned esmond invisible
Wizzy: oh I'd like to inform everyone that this boss has badges
thanks tattle log
Shrody: Yeah, I don't think your spooking attack worked.
: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody knows about timed hits!
Layze: oh my god it has 30 HP
we've done........0
Hydroshi Head: Absolutely pitiful.
Shrody walks up to Hydroshi Head and sinks his teeth down, dealing
7 damage. Hydroshi Head is
not poisoned .
Catena: Attack the upper one
I couldn't KO the botom on in a hit
WHATEVER.
Layze: acre if that procced he'd have just killed it so
Wizzy: now they are both super weak
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Hydroshi Head: Oof, I'm the only one left...
Thissss... issss bad.
Acre: stop taking while breathing in that's cheating
Esmond: This is what you get when you insult a man's tea and challenge him and his friends! Hohoho!
Esmond is no longer HUEG.
Esmond: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Esmond uses Smarts on Hydroshi Head!
Esmond shoots Hydroshi Head with a ray gun, dealing
1 damage!
I poked it.
PrinceShroob: You need more Power, Geecy.
Hydroshi Head: Chaossss_Issss_Power
Catena: ...Chaossss_Issss_Power
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Kreg pulls out another hammer and throws
Esmond: Kreg! It's all on you!
Kreg tosses a hammer at Hydroshi Head, dealing
4 damage.
Kreg got better at hammer I guess????
The Hydroshi is headless!
Spooker: Probably no more backtalk now ^.^
Hydroshi: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Hydroshi utilizes inner Power on Esmond!
Layze: was that meant for shrody
esmond's invisible
Wizzy: I think it's just better we stopped its breath attack
He doesn't know any better.
Hydroshi cannot see where he's going!
Catena: Also, heart check, pls
Hydroshi is attacking with a thrashing tail!
PrinceShroob: Yeah, can't really see if you don't have any working heads.
Keiki (GM): Oh wait. Esmond has no defenses.
Hydroshi manages to get a hit on Esmond with its tail, dealing [[2-{1-1} damage!
PrinceShroob: ...But Esmond is invisible?
Wizzy: also you didn't close the brackets
nice
Hydroshi manages to get a hit on Esmond with its tail, dealing
2 damage!
You're invisible.
Keiki (GM): Wanda's turn!
Spooker: How is he talking? <.>
Acre: Being invisible cancels out blindess.
Keiki (GM): He's ghosty then.
Wanda: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wanda uses Smarts on Hydroshi's Body!
he will be ghost soon
Keiki (GM): Holy shit Layze your rolls
Hydroshi: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Hydroshi tries to guard against Esmond's attack!
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wizzy: the rolls today have been silly
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Hydroshi: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hydroshi tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
Spooker pulls out
a used Master Ball from Hammerspace and throws it at Hydroshi's Body, dealing
2 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
PrinceShroob: used master ball
wow
Wizzy: zap what the fuck is this list
Layze: hey cake is there any way you can just make me able to do the happy flower check so I don't have to keep asking you to do it
also, happy flower check please
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Spooker
stays the same FP this turn.
Keiki (GM): Maybe. But not now!
Zap: This thing is totally rigged
PrinceShroob: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob knows about timed hits!
Layze: you just got one on your last turn!
PrinceShroob walks up to Hydroshi's Body and sinks his teeth down, dealing
6 damage. Hydroshi's Body is
not poisoned .
Shrody: Pretend I did that.
Shrody
regains 1 HP this turn.
Catena
stays the same HP this turn.
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Catena readies a powerful attack!
Catena lunges out and chomps Hydroshi's Body, dealing
8 damage.
Shrody: We've depleted half of its HP!
Wanda: Wow, you can do subtraction?
I'm in awe of your genius.
Teach my your secrets.
Esmond: Let's do the final blow!
Catena: Wanda, tell me his exact HP.
Esmond: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Esmond knows about timed hits!
Esmond sips some tea, and stews for a moment, contemplating deep social issues, before spitting out his tea in the face of Hydroshi's Body, dealing
2 damage! Hydroshi's Body is
not burned .
Shrody would think Wanda was being sincere if he was a moron, but he isn't and knows she's being sarcastic.
Keiki (GM): (it's actually burned)
Shrody: ...Which face? He has four of them!
Wizzy: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wizzy utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Spooker: It has none right now <.>
Wanda: No, no, don't be ridiculous, it's his BODY'S face.
Wizzy retracts into his shell and launches at Hydroshi's Body, dealing
6 damage!
Catena: see if wanda didn't fail he would be gone
Hydroshi: This calls for... desparate measures!
Layze: wanda's basic attack would've done one damage
Hydroshi regenerates three of its heads!
Layze: she's basically useless without FP
Wizzy: mages, what can you do
Wanda: Why are we surprised? The tattle log said this would happen!
Kreg: Aw crud, stay sharp people!
Esmond spits some tea out in irritation.
Hydroshi: Wha... only three headssss? What happened to number three?
Esmond: I AM SIMPLY EXHAUSTED BY THIS RIDICULOUS BEAST!
Acre: this crab managing suckssss
Hydroshi unites its heads and breathes poisonous fumes on Sidestepper and anyone nearby, dealing
2 damage. Sidestepper is
not poisoned .
Hydroshi unites its heads and breathes poisonous fumes on Catena and anyone nearby, dealing
2 damage. Catena is
not poisoned .
Hydroshi is actually going for Catena.
Hydroshi: Actually. That's wrong.
Hydroshi unites its heads and breathes poisonous fumes on Catena and anyone nearby, dealing
6 damage. Catena is
not poisoned .
Catena: Make up your mind.
Layze: hah, shrody is the only person near catena who's not invisible
Catena: KIll me efficiently next time, please.
Shrody: fkjkdjfalkefjewpfcdslfad
Esmond regrets not giving him a mushroom.
Zap: He was doing the most damage too
Wanda probably would've given him a mushroom if she knew he was almost dead
Kreg: Let's end this quickly guys!
Sidestepper: I THINK HE SAID HE WAS ALMOST DEAD
JUST SAYING
Keiki (GM): Maybe that's why no one gives anyone items.
Sidestepper: I'm just a crab. grug
Wizzy: now the crab sasses us
Esmond: He did tell us he was in dire straits, but I didn't know he was that close to the end.
Sidestepper: WHAT DOES CLOSE TO DEATH MEANS IF NOT LITERALLY THAT
Layze: yeah like it's the health bar thing again, I have a couple of mushrooms and not much need to use them on myself but I don't know when people are hurting
Wizzy: catena also took 6/8 of his hp in that one attack so
Layze: I don't know how much health has has or damage he has taken
Sidestepper: but w/e I'm just a pretty crab being all sassy
Ake: Woah, it's like magic!
Layze: I can't keep track of literally everyone
Geecy: Yeah, I was planning on giving him something, but I'm also pretty low on health and didn't want to do it until he really needed it.
Amazing!
Thanks Cake!
Spooker: Hey Shrody, I have a Tasty Tonic, is that poison that'll be a problem soon? >.>?
I never even knew.
Layze: how the hell is steve's character managing to get her white mage on if she has no idea how much health her allies have
Keiki (GM): Yeah. He just kinda... healed.
Ake: Cake plays Koopeep more than Steve plays Koopeep.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Wanda's turn!
There's that.
I think he was in... one fight?
fp check
Keiki (GM): Can you see your own FP bar?
but I mean the happy flower
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Keiki (GM): BAAAAAAAAAARS
Layze: am I allowed to use outta sight and toss someone an item on the same turn
Wizzy: are we all old enough to bar
Zap: Insert still 13 joke here
Layze: man wizzy can I attest I was wasted just last night
Shrody: I'm not old enough either.
Acre: the joke is 12 years old
Zap: I have never gotten drunk and don't plan to
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zap utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Hydroshi's body is invincible!
Zap: I meant to target a head, fuck
PrinceShroob: totally in character for spooker
What, is it my turn?
Keiki (GM): ... Waiting on Wanda, but you can go first.
Zap: layze asked you a question, did you answer it?
I got distracted
oh yeah
can I outta sight and toss someone an item on the same turn
Keiki (GM): Yeah, it's a no.
Keiki (GM): But you can do either of those in a turn.
Zap: No major and minor actions in this game
I toss items. GOOD AT THAT
Layze: actually I was thinking of esmond or kreg but I don't think either of them are in ohko range so uh
Wizzy: the sasscrab uses items
PrinceShroob: I don't see Sidestepper anywhere on the journal page.
Wizzy: Kreg has 6 HP right now so
Layze: can he do that much damage
Keiki (GM): Maybe they might.
Wizzy: if we don't kill the heads probably
Wanda comes over here and begrudgingly hands Kreg her mushroom
Wanda: Try not to go falling over again
PrinceShroob: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
PrinceShroob uses Smarts on Hydroshi Head!
Kreg eats slightly cautiously
PrinceShroob shoots Hydroshi Head with a ray gun, dealing
2 damage!
also pretend i did that
Geecy: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Geecy knows about timed hits!
Sidestepper scuttles back inside of Catena's hat
Esmond pulls out a handy enlarging tea!
Esmond downs it and grows larger for
2 turns, doubling attack but halving speed.
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Kreg tosses a hammer at Hydroshi Head, dealing
4 damage.
Hydroshi breathes deep...
Kreg: EVERYONE ATTACK BUT ALSO SPREAD OUT
hat is good
or maybe crab just hides in the hat and is okay right
...right?
Zap: How many turns do Spooker and Wanda have for our things?
The crab is probably hiding in the hat.
Keiki (GM): For what things?
Sidestepper is definitely hiding in the hat. Do not question the crab.
Keiki (GM): Action Command result.
Layze: They've both worn out by now
you only had two turns and I moved
Acre: Also, literally two hours of gooper blooper
Keiki (GM): You both move! It's conditional untargetability.
So long as you don't move, you don't get hit.
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Spooker
stays the same FP this turn.
Wanda: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda grabs Esmond, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
6 turns.
Esmond: My lady, you are too kind!
Zap: Shrub, go first, gonna use OuttaSight on Shroby
Layze: zap isn't spooker melee
Shrody: Do not make me invisible! Kreg can do more damage then me! Make him invisible instead!
Zap: I have a close and a range attack
Layze: oh I guess for dodging the super attack
right
eh
shrody's a tank
Sidestepper: DID I JUST HEAR A TEAM SACRIFICE
Layze: go do it to kreg and then you're both still in attack range
Shrody: Seriously. My range does 2 damage. His does 4.
Spooker: But if he moves it'll stop ;~;
Wizzy: I have hammers you know
Layze: oh my god what is wrong with you people
kreg's in melee range and spooker can get there
and then turn both invisible
Sidestepper laffs at the teamwork
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zap knows about timed hits!
Zap grabs Kreg, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
4 turns.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Hydroshi Head!
Zap: I need to remember to do it in the right thing
Shrody shoots Hydroshi Head with a ray gun, dealing
2 damage!
Keiki (GM): A head is defeated!
Stay invisible?
Kreg and Esmond.
Wizzy: I can at least hammer the thing right
Esmond: It's my time! Hup!
Keiki (GM): Well, you can. But you would no longer be transparent.
Esmond: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Esmond utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Keiki (GM): Like this chump.
Wizzy: Even if I throw it?
I thought ranged didn't break it
PrinceShroob: ...I thought so too.
Ake: I thought all attacks negated it.
Keiki (GM): ... I should rule that to not be a thing. Maybe I should make a post on that.
Zap: We've been playing it like range doesn't ruin it the whole time
Keiki (GM): Wasn't it one time?
Zap: I remember it always being like this
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Esmond's going to stay transparent.
But regardless.
Keiki (GM): Attacks will make you seen.
If you attack, the dude will know where it's coming from.
Wizzy: alright as long as we have that clear
Shrody
regains 1 HP this turn.
Kreg just kinda stands still looking at Shrody being the noble sacrifice
Hydroshi breathes noxious fumes upon anyone in range, dealing
9 damage to anyone in front. The fumes cause everyone to be
not poisoned ,
not confused ,
not blinded , and
not burned .
Hydroshi: ... Hm. Thesssse tablessss.
Wizzy: none of the statuses hit, nice work
Shrody has been defeated!
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Spooker
stays the same FP this turn.
Keiki (GM): ... Okay, Wanda gains an FP.
But has had 0 since Outta Sight.
So it's now 1.
PrinceShroob: Wait, why does it say 3x3? Shouldn't it be 3x2?
Keiki (GM): ... You're a lucky bastard, Shrody.
Shrody rises triumphantly from the blast.
Shrody: Did someone catch the number of that garbage truck? @_@
Kreg: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, STRIKE
Sidestepper: WHAT UTTER RUBBISH
Esmond is ready to take this bastard down!
PrinceShroob: Also, fyi, I've pretty much been born lucky.
Wizzy: wanda thinks really hard
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Keiki (GM): Any of you can just move before.
Shrody
regains 1 HP this turn.
Spooker pulls out
a Chaos Emerald from Hammerspace and throws it at Hydroshi Head, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Shrody: Just roll with it, voice in Kreg's head.
: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Hydroshi Head!
Shrody shoots Hydroshi Head with a ray gun, dealing
2 damage!
Shrody: Whichever one Spooker hit.
Esmond: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Esmond utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Esmond wails forward and leaps at Hydroshi's Body, body slamming for
2 damage.
Keiki (GM): It's a hit! But you should probably hit a head instead.
Esmond: Whichever one everyone else hit!
Oh, right.
Wizzy: geecy look over to the left
Esmond: I forgot they're off to the left.
Welp.
Esmond: No, I knew they were there, I just forgot because this chicken is delicious.
Shrody: Also, Kreg can hit the bottom one with his shell, right?
(making the same attack roll anyway)
: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Wizzy utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Keiki (GM): Do I have to say?
Wizzy: yes I am a dumb person
Wizzy retracts into his shell and launches at Hydroshi Head, dealing
7 damage!
Shrody: Yes! Tell us if Kreg can hit the bottom one with his shell!
Hydroshi Head: Oof... Not good. Not good at all.
Wizzy: if I can't then hammer
oh right you said I could a long while back
Hydroshi unites its heads and breathes poisonous fumes on Kreg and anyone nearby, dealing
4 damage. Kreg is
poisoned .
PrinceShroob: Don't worry Wizzrobe, we totally got this.
Keiki (GM): Layze has randomly disappeared so
Go ahead and do your thing, Spooker
Wanda
regains 1 FP this turn.
Spooker
stays the same FP this turn.
Shrody
regains 1 HP this turn.
Keiki (GM): WHAT A LUCKY START
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi Head!
Spooker pulls out
a used Master Ball from Hammerspace and throws it at Hydroshi Head, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
The heads are defeated again! The body is vulnerable!
PrinceShroob: Also, Kreg should've only taken 2 damage because there's only one head left. Not that it matters much I guess, since there's pretty much no way we aren't gonna win now.
Esmond: Great job everybody!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Hydroshi's Body!
Shrody shoots Hydroshi's Body with a ray gun, dealing
1 damage!
Esmond: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Esmond utilizes inner Power on Hydroshi's Body!
Esmond wails forward and leaps at Hydroshi's Body, body slamming for
2 damage.
Layze: holy shiiit, sorry about that, I fell into a mom trap
what've I missed
Do that macro again.
I've been dumb.
Wizzy: we killed the heads again and it almost got shrody but he got better
The second one or the first?
Keiki (GM): Geecy! Jump it again.
Esmond wails forward and leaps at Hydroshi's Body, body slamming for
5 damage.
Keiki (GM): I haven't been doubling your power.
dammit cake
Geecy: I could brew some tea with these tears.
The Hydroshi is defeated!
Geecy: We should go back and see when it would have been defeated if you'd been doubling me the whole time!
Geecy: It's okay. I probably should have noticed myself.
PrinceShroob: In any case, How fitting is it that Esmond dealt the finishing blow?
Geecy: I just sorta figured I was really weak.
The party gains
61 Star Points (
90 for Wanda) and
90 coins!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
PrinceShroob: Does that include Catena?
Esmond: A rousing success! Never insult my brew!
Spooker: How do we get Catena back up though? ;~;
Layze: I suspect I probably jut leveled up
Keiki (GM): Quick break to tabulate level-ups for me?
Ake: Catena is dead forever.
Kreg: it's just layze but sure
Ake: Acre plays the crab now.
Acre: Catena will become the next door chomp.
FOrever destined to make stupid riddles.
PrinceShroob: Shoudln't Esmond get 90 star points too? He's only level 2.
Layze: smarts is FP right?
both points in that
need more flower power
Wizzy: oh right our star point values got all funny due to party splits
Keiki (GM): Wait. It's the second number of Star Points for Wanda/Esmond.
Acre: I think I want one hearts and one power. Assuming I also got Star Points.
Keiki (GM): Catena did not level-up, actually!
Wizzy: yeah most of us are at 91, level 3
Layze: wanda was underleveled so
PrinceShroob: Pretty sure it's only Wanda and Esmond that levels up from this fight.
Wizzy: the others are at level 3, ???
Kreg: Hey you big dork, don't go conking out on us again, alright?
Sidestepper: YOU'RE A RUDE CONK
Esmond: Good to see you awake, Catena!
gonna go check that door
Esmond: Do you have anything with which to recover your HP? I can give you a Mushroom.
Keiki (GM): Alright! Layze and Geecy!
You both get 2 points to spend.
I was a spring.
Layze: both of mine go to smarts for maximum flower power
Catena: Not that murky water tea garbage this guy lived in.
Geecy: Both of mine for power, 'cause I'm a weakly weakling.
ALSO OW MY POISON
THAT might've gone away but I dunno I just hope it did
PrinceShroob: You think you're in pain? Try taking on one of those dragon fury attacks.
Kreg grabs the ? block contents
Wanda gets a shine sprite!
Kreg finds... Crash Cymbals!
Esmond wanted the shine sprite, but Wanda was pretty nice to him in battle, so he goes along with it.
Kreg: ... the heck are these things
Catena: Is this another door?
did wizzy just get one of mallow's weapons
Kreggles indeed might have.
Kreg.
A picture is at the other end of a hall.
Spooker: Gonna need a Bro Attack here I think
Poles extend over the gaps.
Catena: We probably didn't build enough bro points
BUt I'm confident we can do this.
Kreg: This is still the dumbest plan.
Esmond: What on earth is that photo?
Kreg and Catena are now BRO TIER, so they can probably do it.
Catena: If we die, we die together.
Spooker: Can we see the botto mof the pit?
Catena: If we live...we get to look at a pretty picture.
Esmond: Personally, I'd prefer you both live!
Shrody: Can I use my tattle?
Keiki (GM): Who wants the cymbals by the way? Want to keep them, Kreg?
... I know that's totally irrelevant to everything right now.
Wizzy: What do they even do?
Keiki (GM): They function as a regular weapon!
Keiki (GM): They occasionally mute targets.
Catena: I'm tired, but ready.
Layze: are they a ranged sonic weapon or melee
Shrody: I want a melee weapon!
Catena!
Do you have a way of recovering your health?
Wizzy: eh sure why the hell not
Esmond: I'm willing to offer you a mushroom if you'd like.
Kreg gives the cymbals to Shrody
e
Just a little livid.
Thanks, Kreg!
Kreg: Well Catena, shall we do this thing then??
Catena: Throw me at the pole and I'll bite them.
uh
Catena and Kreg have solidified their position at BRO TIER.
Catena: I'll just lunge myself forward I guess.
Shrody: What about the rest of us?
Kreg: Well that was still the dumbest plan we've every had but I'm sure we'll top it someday.
Spooker: It's a deadend right?
Catena: You don't get to look at the pretty picture.
A tapestry shimmers with the picture of a canyon. It's a patch of the Terra Quilt, the Canyon Patch!
Spooker: Just bring it back <.>
Kreg then holds it above his head like a Crystal Star
Catena: It's not just a pretty picture.
Esmond: Great job my friends!
Catena: Yeah, turns out it's the terra quilt thing.
Catena: omg kreg ur debeste
A heroic fanfare plays. Really quietly.
Kreg pockets the quilt piece
Kreg initiates bad plan in reverse
Catena: lets the skip teh hwole thing
Okay.
Esmond: Great job everyone!
Kreg: Good news everyone!
We got it!
Esmond: It's great news! Until you think about it and realize . . . we have several more to go.
Kreg: Well at least we've started!
Catena: Gosh, one step at a time, okay.
Kreg: Let's talk to Yoshivala about what to do next, I suppose.
Shrody: Way to bring down everyone's morale, Esmond.
Keiki (GM): Anything else you guys would like to do in the ruins?
Wanda: Hmph. Give me a night, I'll find a spell to clone it and we can be done with this awful adventure in no time.
Door chomp.
Wizzy: I'm kinda curious what the top left is all about
Spooker: I'm still hungry...
Catena: You still active?
Kreg: Wanda we can't just clone a thing of ancient power.
Wanda: That sounds like a challenge!
Spooker noms the Hydroshi to see if it tastes good
Wanda: I assure you I am the most powerful sorceress you'll ever meet, you needn't doubt my abilities.
Catena: Also, I think we should give the ruins one last exploration.
I think there was a big door next to the statue.
Kreg: Well that's fine but I like the idea of traveling like this; I've been meaning to do a trip around the world for a while now and this is the perfect excuse!
Esmond: Also, sorry your friend seems to be unresponsive.
Catena: I'm guessing this door is not active anymore.
Spooker noms the fresh heck out of the Hydroshi, and chews on a Power Rush badge!
Wizzy: well it DID have a Power Rush badge
Spooker: Oh! I take that ^.^
Wizzy: and FP Up but I guess that one's just gone forever
Spooker gets the Power Rush badge!
Blocks are on the gorund.
Catena grabs the block get
Esmond gets a Super Shroom, Catena gets a Power Punch, Shrody gets a Maple Syrup, and Spooker gets caught in a spider web.
Catena: Power Punch?? Wow. Rude.
Shrody: Here Wanda. You can make better use of this than I can.
Shrody gives Wanda the Maple Syrup
Wanda: Uch, maple? Well, it'll do.
Keiki (GM): Do you guys wish to leave the place now?
Catena: So, you here with arms wants gloves?
PrinceShroob: Okay, really layze? Maple Syrup is freaking awesome!!
(It's the other kind of punch dingis)
I'll keep it then.
The statue still has its ominous demeanor.
PrinceShroob: Also, shouldn't we think about using our shine sprites?
Wizzy: also man now we have three shines we should like start using them
Esmond: Maybe I ought to let the statue try some tea.
PrinceShroob: Like, seriously, I'm gonna go ahead and use my Shine Sprite now.
Steev: you can't use thing without a shine shaman
whaaat
Steev: we tried that in our group too
Layze: fuck you steve you're lying
Sidestepper: I WANT BERRY
Shrody tries to use his Shine Sprite, but is ineffective at powering himself up all cool-like.
you guys
saying cake plays as koopeep more than me
Sidestepper maybe can pull the vine??
Wanda: I'm better than a wizard
Steev: I bet cake isn't racist and naggy like I am
Wanda starts furiously poking at her shine with magic
Sidestepper gets a Thunderberry!
Steev: I should probably get a Peekaboo badge though...
no steve
Steev: anyway how's my favorite group of boners doing?
Layze: you're supposed to already be able to see everyone's health bars
Keiki (GM): You could borrow it from Bakudan.
Sidestepper pulls this one too
Kreg grabs an Iceberry for the road
Kreg or at least tries to
The berries cause status effects to those who eat them.
Keiki (GM): Yeah. Came to a realization about every single one of my campaigns tonight.
Anyway.
Keiki (GM): Everyone in the party ready to go?
Wanda goes around all four rooms and pulls the vines and takes one of whatever beries appear but I don't feel like moving her icon around
Acre: Learning experience.
Zap: I would like to point out that I was the one to bring this to his attention o_q
Esmond: Let's exit this awful place!
A Burningberry and a Poisonberry are all thats left.
Sidestepper shoves teh berries in catena's backpack
Wanda takes the burning and poison berries
Wanda: Hm...these could make great spell components...
Kreg offers a trade to the crab to trade berries
Spooker: I wanna eat them but I don't think that'd be a good idea ;~;
Sidestepper: WHAT ARE YOU OFFERING
Kreg: My Iceberry for your Thunderberry
Shrody: Did I just see a brown Yoshi?
Catena: I mean it's whatever.
Kreg gets Thunderberry!!!
[MUSIC] Berry Basin
Elder Yoshivala: Oh, it's you fellow again.
Elder Yoshivala closes his eyes.
Spooker: Yay you didn't die of old age! ^.^!
Kreg: Hey, we got the piece!
Elder Yoshivala: Yes... Yes. I felt it.
Geecy: Is Esmond on the map? I don't see him!
Elder Yoshivala: You lot were triumphant. And singed by my own pet.
I got beaten up, so it was a fair trade.
Spooker: I don't remember any singing <.>
Yeah
Kreg: So where do you think we should go now?
Shrody: You have no idea. I took that things Dragon's Fury attack head on.
Wanda: Oh hush, you're fine.
Spooker: We should use the Hot Spring again!
Elder Yoshivala: Anyway... You lot look pretty disheveled. Perhaps you'd like to... rest in my hot springs?
Elder Yoshivala: It's rather crowded now, but I could always fit more people I think.
Catena: I would like that.
...
Wanda: Oh not at all, we're fine.
Or at least I'm fine.
And really that's all that matters
Kreg: Crowded? Other people came here too?
Wanda: Would you happen to know anyone versed in these?
Wanda shows the elder her shine sprite
Elder Yoshivala: Why, yes, actually.
To the other question.
Shine sprites? No clue. Probably some... SHINE SHAMAN or something.
Steev: is this old guy an asshole to your group too? I didn't like our goomba elder
Wanda: Where does one find a Shine Shaman?
Shrody: Probably back in town.
Spooker: A Shine Shrine of course!
Elder Yoshivala smacks his chops.
Catena: Now that I think about this...
It's actually kind of sad!
Esmond: The hot springs sound wonderful . . . and also.
My dear friends, I'll brew us all some tea!
Shrody: I really want to go into the hot springs now.
Esmond brews some victory tea for everyone in the party and offers it accordingly.
Elder Yoshivala: You spritely fellows have gained the Canyon Patch.
Elder Yoshivala: It has inherent powers to it.
To use it, you must make a Terra Wish... Even I don't know what it means, but apparently you make simultaneous Action Commands.
This patch has the power to create giant fissures!!
... Or so I've heard.
Catena: Huh. More quakes.
Elder Yoshivala: I'll explain later. But anyway.
Kreg: Huh, sounds interesting, we'll have to give it a try sometime.
Ake: Man, that sounds so much cooler than our FP restoring one.
One question.
What does this patch mean to you?
Wanda: Come now Catena, no time for rorshach tests
Elder Yoshivala: It is a bond of my friendship from long ago. I have given you this patch, but to me, it only means I extend that friendship to you lot.
Esmond: How kind of you, good sir!
Catena: I was just thinking.
Spooker: Yay friendship! ^.^!
Kreg: Heh, we'll be sure to keep it safe then.
Catena: You live on your own due to some tragic event.
Wanda: Can we leave before this man crumbles to dust in front of us?
Catena: Then you gives us your treasure that reminds you of your friends.
And we also beat up your pet.
Shrody: Not until we rest in the hot springs!
Catena: At least you gotta check up on your pals!
Kreg would kinda like to rest yes
Elder Yoshivala: ... Y'know...
Elder Yoshivala: I think it's been awhile just sitting in these ruins.
Maybe I should give Goombraum or Pennington or Merlon a visit.
Esmond: I think that's a wonderful idea!
Elder Yoshivala: Yeah... It's been long enough.
Catena: We should check on Merlon.
Wanda: At least one of those names was made up.
Catena: In fact, right after we rest.
Keiki (GM): Hot springs episode?
Catena: You should totally come with us, Elder!
Wizzy: hot springs episode lasting no time at all
Spooker: They all sound legit to me <.>
PrinceShroob: How about no?
Elder Yoshivala: ... I think I'll take you up on the offer.
But first... one last dip in the hot springs.
Spooker: Food would be nice
As well
I am hungry
Kreg goes into the hot springs yeaaaaaaaaah
Catena gets ready for Hot Spring Episode
Spooker is hungry seriously plz
Esmond eases himself into the hot springs and drinks some tea.
PrinceShroob goes into the hotsprings
Esmond: Spooker, come here.
Spooker hot spring thing too though
Esmond pulls out his super special secret crumpets.
Shrody: i mean shrody goes into the hot springs
Esmond: Here. You've earned it!
Esmond hands Spooker some damn crumpets.
Catena: Am I too big for this spring, guys??
Bakudan: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Wanda: Who on earth are they?
Bakudan: ...Hey Yoshivala!
Esmond: Elder Yoshivala did say it was crowded.
Bakudan: I see you've brought many diverse friends.
Shrody: They're obviosly travelers like us.
I?m Catena and this is...the gang.
Bakudan: Hey Catena! I'm Bakudan. This plant is Iris.
Brownie: Sup, I'm Brownie and this is...the gang.
Esmond: Would you all like some tea?
I've got a wonderful brew going.
Catena: Nice gang you've got there, Brownie.
Spooker: My name is Spooker! :33!
Iris would like to try some tea.
Esmond offers some tea to Iris.
Wanda: His parents must've hated him from day one!
Wanda: Not that I can blame them of course.
You guys are free to stay and all
But you ain't gettin in this spring.
Maybe the girly Boo.
Maybe.
Catena: That guy just jumped in.
not nice
Brownie: There is noooooo way we can all fit.
Esmond splashes a little as he comes out of the water.
Catena: You don't even need it.
Esmond sips some more tea.
Bakudan: I want Catena in the spring!
Esmond: I'm quite relaxed here, friend.
Catena: I also want Catena in the spring. That's two for Catena being in the spring.
Wanda floats down into the spring, basically just floating on the water like a duck
Catena: juuuuuust gonna shimmy my way
Shrody: You two don't even need the springs!
Kreg just kinda stays where he is
The water rises with Catena in the water.
Esmond sinks down into the water a little and sighs again.
Bakudan: You look like you love sailing.
Shrody just sits on the edge of the spring.
sailing.
heh
Elder Yoshivala: ... Don't mind me!
Bakudan: Are you from Keelhaul?
Brownie swallows his Fire Bar, causing him to ignite! Attackers might be burned!
Elder Yoshivala: Just gonna pal around with... This fiery Yoshi.
Catena: I'm actually not.
I'm from the desert.
Bakudan: Ooh, a sand pirate?
Shrody: You okay, Browny?
Brownie: Yeah, I'm alright.
Catena: You could SAY so, yeah.
I'm...not really a pirate.
Brownie keeps the waters nice and warm.
Bakudan: That hat's pretty cute on you though!
Catena: I'm more of a....co-worker at a seafood restaurant?
Kreg just dips his legs into the water
Catena: it was pirate themed.
Brownie: Zing Li is awful quiet for a change.
I'm from a mango farm!
I've even got a mango signed by Mario!
Catena: You actually know about Mario?
Bakudan: We saw him the other day.
Bakudan: Asked for his autograph. Then he beat up Brownie.
Shrody: Catena, it's not that amazing that...waid, are you a guy or a girl, bomb?
Bakudan has a stupidly feminine voice.
Catena: Do you know what's his deal?
Bakudan: Something about mind control badges.
Shrody knows very little about gender differences of earth species
Bakudan: His little friend seems to be involved somehow.
Bakudan: There was some guy who was overly protective of Mario.
Wanda is just sorta flipping through her spell book while "bathing" "in" the spring
Bakudan: Wouldn't let us near him.
Catena: Hm,speaking of little friends, I guess my matey didn't enter the springs.
Bakudan: Mario went in my friend's shop and trashed the place. I tried to stop him but when I went to explode his friend he just threw me away.
Shrody: That's a shame. I really like seafood.
Sidestepper: HOT SPRINGS BAD FOR CRABMEAT
NO NO
Wanda: I have heard that Mario fellow can be quite rude. Do you know he just constantly enters peoples' houses uninvited?
Save a princess once or twice and you start thinking you're king of the world, it's embarassing.
Bakudan: Yeah, he took mangoes off my farm once. Weird guy.
Catena! You look strong. You should join us in stomping Mario!
Sidestepper: So...what was his little friend?
Bakudan: Nothing I've ever seen before.
Bakudan: Though the graffiti board mentioned something like a badgerk.
Actually, I don't think I can go with you guys.
PrinceShroob: Can I Tattle those guys?
uh
Keiki (GM): You may tattle Bakudan.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan: ...Hey, where did Iris go?
Keiki (GM): Oh man, you got it! Added it to your journal.
Shrody: ...That was on Bakudan.
Ouch!
A Piranah Plant in a flower pot? <.>?
beeoi h.: What's this weighed against, Heart?
Geecy: Anyway . . . I kinda have to get back to writing this silly story.
beeoi h.: Tattle "checks"
Geecy: I'm getting the impression the session is kinda over?
But I won't leave if it's not!
Also
Keiki (GM): Before Geecy goes... Does anyone on Group 2 want to randomly join Group 1 or anything?
Bakudan Bakudan
Are you a fairy?
You look like a fairy
Acre: I'm fine with this group.
beeoi h.: We basically only have 3 people in our group since Cake and steve basically don't count.
Bakudan: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
PrinceShroob: I would, except I don't feel like changing over to the morning session. Plus, I can't leave my group tattle-less.
Spooker: You have butterfly wings though, so I thought you might be a fairy
Bakudan explodes, dealing
4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Geecy: I'd consider joining, and that time might even be sorta convenient, but I feel like I'd hate myself for making myself get up at 9 for it.
Wizzy: I'm cool in my group
Keiki (GM): That''s fine! Just an offer.
Geecy: I'm always up pretty late Friday nights and I'd feel awful if I overslept!
Layze: yo none of you better be switching
we're the cool group
Keiki (GM): Anyway. The session will continue until one group decides to part ways.
Layze: they're the lame group
and I'm dropping the big bomb here
Group 1 has the better characters.
Zap: This time is good until it starts going for an hour or more too long
Layze: are you calling bakudan fat
Layze: and hey fuck you acre
Keiki (GM): Brownie is after all, the very same brown Yoshi from Yoshi's Island
Layze: I am putting my heart and soul into playing this shitty awful character
Acre: And you're good at that.
Wizzy: wow acre I thought our characters we broing
Acre: But I'm talking in an overall level here.
I probably should stop before I shoot myself in the foot
Geecy: My character is pretty gimmicky, but I wanted something silly and fun, not very serious.
Zap: He might shoot the other foot though
Hi
Bakudan: How's crab life?
beeoi h.: I mainly think we just have an incomplete group dynamic ever since Breadbug left, we just don't have a guy that takes things way too seriously or something similar
beeoi h.: Other than that I think our group is perfect
Bakudan: Hey, I'm perfectly serious! Check out my serious wings and my serious sprout and my serious bowtie piranha.
How good of a cook are you?
Bakudan: What will you cook for 5 coins?
Spooker: I'm still hungry, can you make something right now? :33?
with mushrooms
Bakudan takes out five coins. One fish, please.
We are best friends!
WHERE DO I GET FISH, CAP'N
Layze: ake what the hell do you even do
Layze: bakudan's sprite changes every time you guys have a session
Bakudan: I'm fashionable as fuck.
Sidestepper: I NEED INGREDIENTS
beeoi h.: She's a special snowflake
Sidestepper: I can cook you a mango...with mushrom.
Bakudan: I do not have spare mangoes on me.
Elder Yoshivala: Mmm... What a great warmth.
Bakudan: I do have super soda and a courage shell!
Soda.....with mushroom.
shells are not good for food
neither is soda really
Bakudan: Anyone got mushroom?
Spooker: I only have a tasty tonic ;.;
Sidestepper: I have......berry.
Shrody holds up a mushroom
Wanda: I have this awful thing.
Sidestepper: But it might be bad.
Spooker: Wasn't that berry poisonous or something? >.>?
Sidestepper: Iceberry soda.
Wanda pulls out a Dried Shroom
Shrody gives Bakudan his mushroom
Sidestepper: ....with mushroom.
Wanda puts it back away and goes back to her book
Sidestepper: WHAT ARE MY INGREDIENTS
Bakudan: Mushroom, dried shroom, iceberry, and soda.
Bakudan: Or not dried shroom.
This is probably enough to feed multiple of us!
Bakudan: Maybe cook something for all of us.
Wanda tosses the dried shroom to the cran
Sidestepper: Iceberry soda.
And dried mush.
And regular mush
hm
OKAY
GOT A KITCHEN
Bakudan: We have a flaming yoshi and a chomp made of steel.
Heat the chomp and use him as a pan.
Sidestepper: DON'T NEED CAPN.
HE'LL GET HURT AND PROBABLY CRY.
Bakudan: There is a... koopa!
Sidestepper: MOST LIKELY CRY.
Spooker puts his arm into his mouth and pulls out a frying pan
Keiki (GM): ... I shall allow this meeting of events to result in a chain chomp frying pan.
Sidestepper: I'LL PROPERLY SANITIZE IT BEFORE.
Sidestepper: RULES SAY DON'T BE GROSS.
I'M OFFFFFF
Spooker: Lady Bow said I wasn't suppose to eat the pan with the bacon but now who is the smart one
Catena: ...He didn't get the fire bar.
Shrody: ...How much stuff do you keep in there, Spooker?
Catena: WELP. Maybe he'll realize it sooner or later you can't use a frying pan without fire.
Layze: but we have so much fire
Keiki (GM): Brownie has kinda been on fire. That and Wanda.
Shrody: Are you suddenly blind to the brown Yoshi on fire?
Layze: we have a flaming yoshi and a spellcaster who can conjure fire
Sidestepper: HEY WHERE'S THE FIRE
THIS FRYING PAN IS DEFETCIVE
Layze: also in a pinch that bullet bill does have a rocket for an ass
Sidestepper: WHO HAS FIRE
Brownie spits out his fire bar and hands it to "sidestepper"
Sidestepper does a silly singing
Bakudan: I like your crab, Catena.
Keiki (GM): So what shall you guys cook?
Frying pan. Two mushrooms.
ANd iceberry with a soda.
Shrody swears in his native language.
Keiki (GM): Eh. Make it two different items!
Acre: I can't only think in fried mushrooms.
AND
some kind of chill soda.
That is WAY better than regular soda.
Keiki (GM): Or just one mushroom.
Want to make Ice-Cold Soda and two Fried Shrooms?
Please Chef.
Sidestepper cooks Ice-Cold Soda and two Fried Shrooms!
PrinceShroob: Do I get one of the Fried Shrooms?
Zap: I wanna make an Egg Bomb for reasons
Sidestepper brings in the stuff
Bakudan: You should take one, Shrody!
Sidestepper: COULDN'T MAKE TOO MUCH.
Shrody takes a Fried Shroom
Sidestepper: I was going to suggest sharing....foodz.
but ok
Bakudan: Actually, I kinda feel bad for taking your stuff. So Wanda should get the other fried shroom and Kreg should get the ice cold soda!
Sidestepper: I GOT GOOD SODA
FOR YOU
Kreg: Wait there's foods?
Oh thanks
Kreg takes the ICE-COLD SODA
Catena: Well, if you consider soda a food.
Yes, you got food.
Bakudan: If anyone else wants flavoured soda, I have soda if you have something to put in it.
Keiki (GM): Any other cooking things to make? If only SV were here!
Bakudan: Just one though!
Sidestepper returns fire bar before he catches on T3H PH133R
Shrody: I also have a Dried Shroom still. Does that count?
Sidestepper: I also made sure not to burn down the jungle.
Bakudan: We could see if it yields anything!
I'll TRY
Shrody gives his Dried Shroom to whoever's cooking.
OKAY.
PrinceShroob: Haven't been paying much attention here, sorry.
Sidestepper: I'LL JUST STEAL THE FIRE BAR AGAIN
Sidestepper zooms off with the dried shroom
Sidestepper: I CAn?T MAKE THIS THING WORK
Sidestepper comes back with a Mistake
PrinceShroob: It was a dried shroom.
Catena: It's actually a better product by the end.
If I could shrug, I would.
Catena: Do...you want it, Spooker?
PrinceShroob: Also, this has been going for four hours now.
Spooker devours the Mistake
Spooker: Wow that tasted terrible, but I've had worse
Keiki (GM): Yeah, I don't really mind. But this session will probably end with either group going. Probably the first one taking their leave.
But the second group can go first if they'd like.
PrinceShroob: ...I don't see any of the first group still here.
We should get going.
Bakudan: See you later Catena!
Catena: Yoshivala got some catching up to do.
Bakudan: Thanks for the crab help!
Spooker: Bye not Fairy! ^.^!
PrinceShroob: Dammit, I can't see Ake on the users list. :(
Catena: So, yeah. Farewell.
Zap: I don't see Ake either
Keiki (GM): End of session, with group 1 leaving!
