Keiki (GM): Also someone tell Wizzy we're gonna start in a few minutes.
Catena: You Skype Fellas get on that.
AKA barely works at all Skype
Catena: Do your SKypey thing anyway.
Catena: I want to believe the Sypey thing worked in the end regardless.
Layze: first of all, zap, google how to roll back to old skype
second wizzy's here
Catena: I cannot type today.
Wizzy: sorry I had some bitch come to my house with no warning and then stay over for dinner
Catena: This will be a fun session.
you don't have hands
PrinceShroob: Geecy's Skype status is away.
Keiki (GM) steps out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
Keiki (GM): ... just in time
[MUSIC] Berry Basin
Wanda: Ah, I think I fell asleep for a time, where are we?
Wizzy knows about timed hits!
Zap: We going to RP the spring out or just be healed?
Wizzy: please just be healed
Keiki (GM): hot springs episode inbound
Wizzy: I do not want the ho---noooooooooo
Ake: I think you should RP it.
Zap: We don't have enough girls for Hot Springs Episode
Hey.
Keiki (GM): I'll explore this gay-ass hot springs episode if you guys are down for it
Catena: It's springs time yaaaay
Wanda: Hmph, if any of you saw me with my hat off you can be assured I'd set your lungs on fire.
Catena: you don't tell me what I'll do with my life mom
PrinceShroob: Technically, Shrody doesn't have a gender because of my headcanon on Shroobs.
Keiki (GM): But yeah, last time Elder Yoshivala offered a hot springs rest in exchange for... 1 coin.
Spooker: ...Do Boos have lungs? <.>
Keiki (GM): 1 coin each, taht is.
Wanda: Would you like to find out?
Hold still.
What are lungs?
Spooker holds still as ordered like an idiot.
Catena: We can even talk to Yoshivala and find out interesting & cool lore
Wanda: Yes, well, let's see here...
This one should do it.
The group unserrapticiously has a hot springs episode, but it is hand waved away off-camera.
Wanda waves her hands around. Somewhere in the world a man has just turned blue.
Keiki (GM): Who's going to pay Yoshivala?
Wanda: Do you feel any burning sensations at all?
Catena: I'm paying my coin.
Wanda: Because I'm quite sure you should be in extraordinary pain right now.
Spooker: I'm kinda hungry I guess
Wait that's normal <.>
Shrody: Didn't I already pay?
Catena but pays it in this way
Wanda: Oh, who's this we're paying?
Esmond: I feel rather... conservative around company. I shall wait and bathe later.
Catena: This is Yoshivala.
He's the elder of the Yoshis.
The Yoshis that are not here. What gives??
Elder Yoshivala: Huff... Well, I'm afraid the Yoshivala yoshis are all dying out.
In fact, I'm the last one here.
Catena: Well that took a turn to the depressing.
Wanda: Is there any way you could cut that out? I hear the graveyards are getting rather crowded lately.
Elder Yoshivala: You wouldn't believe it, but while I'm the last Yoshivala yoshi, I am also the oldest.
Spooker: Aren't you also the youngest?
Elder Yoshivala: I founded this tribe and I watched it wane out.
Wanda: Well, dear, if you want to keep up that record, you really should watch the carbs.
Shrody: ...Well of course you the oldest. Out of 1.
Kreg is busy enjoying the hot springs in his shell and armor
Elder Yoshivala: ... Anyway. As I explained.
Wanda: Oh, turtle soup, is it?
Wizzy: no layze you're not shredder
layze is in top form today
Elder Yoshivala: To get the patch of the Terra Quilt... You must prove to me that you are truly worthy of it.
PrinceShroob: implying you have to be shredder to eat turtle soup
Catena: You can't just tell us to forget about your entire tribe dying out and move on to the terra quilt talk, man
Where on earth have you mongrels dragged me while I slept anyway?
Elder Yoshivala: It lies in the depths of Yoshivala Ruins. But a little spelunking isn't all that stands between you and the patch.
Sorry. This is reheated exposition here.
Shrody: We haven't dragged you anywhere. You floated with us willingly.
So, ruins. Fun stuff.
Spooker: You ordered us to take you to the other side of the train tracks right? <.>?
Wanda: How on earth does a barren canyon turn into lush tropical forest?
Catena: Fine, let's settle this ghost lady business first.
Ghost lady, what is your deal?
Wanda: I don't know but I'm sure there's some contrived reason I'm with you all.
Zap: Can Zap have full health please? <.<?
Keiki (GM): Oh, are you going to pay a coin? Or have you?
I want to pay now, ya
Catena: Do you know what is our deal, ghost lady?
Zap: I forget if I did last time or not, doesn't matter either way though
Keiki (GM): I didn't do any of that last time.
Wanda: No. Don't particularly care. Let's just get this quilt or what have you.
Shrody: I wanna be healed too!
Catena: That's not good sportsmanship.
Elder Yoshivala: Why go ahead there, little pink shroom-guy.
Catena: hold on I'm gonna puke a crab real fast, brb
Shroob feels relaxed at the hot spring, all for the cost of 1 coin.
Wanda: Wh-what did he just say?
Catena spits a goddamn crab
Elder Yoshivala laughs to himself while shaking his head.
Catena: A matey...of sorts.
Elder Yoshivala: You folks sure are something.
Elder Yoshivala sits down and slowly nods off.
ggrugh
Catena: One would expect crabs to be by the sea and know about seafood.
But these are actually found on sewers.
Wanda: And it was in your MOUTH?
Catena: Well, I properly sanitize my crabs.
You disgust me.
Catena: It's an obligation to move away from the sewer, too.
Wanda: Could someone else talk?
Shrody: Can we move on already?
Wanda: Not the green one.
Wanda throws a fireball at the Sidestepper
Some mystical-ass ruins beckon.
Kreg IS NOW BACK AND not really better
Sidestepper: OKAY RUINS TIME GO
YESSSSSSS
Kreg LIKES RUINS HELL YEAH
Wanda: Let's go to the ruins.
Esmond: Oof! Spelunking is not really my thing! I'll stay behind for now... Maybe bathe.
Catena: what are you, an OLD MAN
old alien man
Keiki (GM): Go inside ye mystical-ass ruin?
Esmond: I vote "y" regardless of not going inside said cave.
Catena: I mean, I could replace you with a crab.
if you're a WUSS
Wanda: Please no more sewer-bound bile crabs.
Acre: two hours of......uh...I think this is flore whatever from SPM?
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
The ruins seem ripe with overgrowth.
Kreg steps forward bravely
PrinceShroob: Floro whatever caverns I think.
Catena steps even more so
Spooker: So light would probably be helpful <.>
Kreg happens upon two stone tablets used as doors.
Kreg: Huh, that's convenient.
Catena: Wait, did Esmond really not come?
uh
Kreg looks at the... thing?
What an awful dungeon.
Catena does the matey summon dance!!!
A giant four headed statue looms. It sports yoshi heads sticking their tongues out.
Special.
Spooker: Kinda creepy... <.>
I bet Kristen would love it though! ^.^
Kreg looks at this block down here
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Something attacks from above! Roll for initiative!
Spooker: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Sidestepper: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Sidestepper takes initiative!
Shrody: Damn. I usually had better luck with initiative.
Keiki (GM): Pets and stuff like that will attack on the same turn as you.
Acre: So they don't have to roll for initiative?
Swooper: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Swooper takes initiative!
Wizzy: the slowest bat in the world
Swooper: Wait, that's actually wrong.
Zap: Bats are the worst in all games
Ake: That would be fuzzies.
Layze: Bat dives down at us, we rip it to shreds before it actually attacks
Swooper: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Swooper takes initiative!
Wizzy: please let the battle music be SMRPG normal battle music
oh well that's not as funny
Swooper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Swooper utilizes inner Power on Swooper!
Swooper is actually attacking Shrody.
Spooker: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker tries to dodge Swooper's attack!
Wizzy: my wish was half fulfilled
Acre: I was gonna say this bat was underwhelming enough it doesn't get its own battle theme
Acre: And also because there was only one as opposed to six
Swooper is certainly for realsies attacking Shrody.
Shrody: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody tries to guard against Shrody's attack!
Zap: For reals and not for fakes
More Swoopers are noted. They are on the ceiling!
GET OFF THERE
Layze: does stronk = on the ceiling?
Flex = ceiling
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Swoopers are on the ceiling, except for the one that just attack Shrody.
Wizzy: gee sure is a good thing we got a quake badge
Swooper swoops in on Shrody and attaches itself, draining
0 health!
Wizzy: and the person who has it ISN'T HERE
Layze: doesn't catena have a quake attack
Swooper is flabberghastered by defense.
....tattle, man
Acre: we can't KO these bats without getting the tatle log
Also, pretty sure the ghosts can reach the bats on the ceiling.
Catena: spooker stop staring at the yoshis
PrinceShroob: zaaaaaaaaaaaap
where are you
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zap utilizes inner Power on Swooper!
Spooker sinks his teeth into Swooper, dealing
5 damage!
Shrody: ...Do bats even taste good?
It's your turn now.
Wanda figures out where the swoopers in the bottom right are based on the reflection off of Catena
Wanda: Now then, fireball, corner bat!
Layze: ...wait I don't remember how to fight
cake help
Keiki (GM): ... I just did a thumbs of for that shit
Anyway
Keiki (GM): For special attacks, most of them at least, you do an action command
Then you press the button and input how many successes
Layze: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Layze knows about timed hits!
Keiki (GM): Or, you could do a regular-ass attack
Catena: Also please don't burn off the hat.
I'm attacking the top one in the bottom right
Keiki (GM): But let's be real, fireballs are funner
Right!
Wanda banks a fireball off of Catena's head at Swooper, dealing
3 damage. Swooper is
not burned .
Keiki (GM): ... Pretty good.
Shrody: Did you have to ricochet it off of Catena?
Wanda: It's called style, darling, look it up.
Catena: Style point,s bro.
The Swooper is knocked off of its perch!
Kreg: As long as the hat isn't touched
Shrody: ...Actually, I think I see some kind of mark on the hat.
assuming my turn
Keiki (GM): It is indeed.
PrinceShroob: just throw a hammer
Zap: Also, I am kinda distracted, so ya <.>;
Kreg isn't quite confident in his chucking arm right now, so he defends this turn
Catena: Alien, boy, do your tattly thing before my turn.
: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Swooper!
Catena: but on the one that's airbone
Shrody: ...Why the heck would that matter?
Catena: .........insurance.
PrinceShroob: tattle time
Spooker tries to get the Swooper taste out of his mouth
Shrody fills in his comrads about the Swooper. It has 4 HP and 2 Attack. It can drain health for an attack, sort of like Fuzzies.
Kreg: Ugh, so they're flying Fuzzies?
Catena: So, what do I need to do Bulldoze? Attack check or action command?
Scant few attacks actually hit Swoopers when they're on the ceiling, but when they're knocked loose, they're easy.
Kreg: I hate these things already.
Catena: ...said I, in a very meta way
Shrody: Action command, duh.
They can also silence someone with Echofinder.
Catena: Welp, let's find out.
: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Catena knows about timed hits!
Catena jumps up multiple times, causing a large quake! All enemies are damaged for
4 damage.
Zap: One should silence Wanda Kappa
Layze: wanda does not actually say lol
The Swoopers fall from the ceiling and faceplant on the floor!
Catena: Also, wow. sorry ruins.
Catena: I guess you're even more ruin...y.
The last Swooper darts to the side and fires out sonic waves.
Sidestepper probably can't do anything and just defends
Keiki (GM) makes sonic waves at Wanda, causing
2 Damage and silencing.
Swooper makes sonic waves at Wanda, causing
2 Damage and silencing.
Layze: Cake, why is it specials do damage based on # of successes but physical attacks just straight-up do strength damage?
I feel like that makes me really underpowered compared to the strength-based characters
Acre: That's because you are.
Keiki (GM): They sometimes do bonus damage. I feel like I made changes that did bonus damage. I'll look at it sometime.
Ake: I think it depends on the special, but as a spellcaster it'd be OP if your spells did straight smarts damage.
Zap: All of Spooker's specials just have bonus effects so huzzah
Ake: Bakudan's special's success number determines how many enemies she hits I think.
Layze: well I mean like, catena can just straight-up do seven damage for free with his melee attack
but it costs me 3 FP to do an attacks that can only do as much with seven successes
Zap: rolling 5d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zap utilizes inner Power on Swooper!
Shrody: Uh, Spooker? The Swooper is in the other direction.
Wanda: Oh dear, I appear to be locked.
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Ake: I would say the advantage for you is range and burning, but is Bulldoze ranged too?
Layze: well bulldoze just killed six things that were on the ceiling...
Keiki (GM): I made it Power + Action Command.
PrinceShroob: Four, actually.
Keiki (GM): So at it's base it does 4 damage.
Layze: anyway fuck this guy he has one health I'm shooting him with geometry
Wanda: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Silently. Because you're silenced.
Wanda uses Smarts on Swooper!
Shrody: Can't Swooper dodge it?
The Swoopers are defeated! The group gains
24 Star Points (
48 for Wanda) and
25 coins!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Kreg: Good job, everyone!
Kreg is a tad bit embarrassed that he didn't do anything
Spooker: You defended really well ^.^
PrinceShroob: Why does Wanda get double EXP!?
PrinceShroob: That's no reason! >:(
also ummm it sorta is???
Ake: Well, the start points required to level doesn't change. It's always 100 I think.
PrinceShroob: Okay, seriously though, I'm pretty sure this means Wanda levels up now.
Ake: So if star points always gave flat values you could just grind goombas to level 99.
Layze: what does leveling up do
Keiki (GM): Yeah. Just about everyone does.
PrinceShroob: You get two stat points to distribute.
Keiki (GM): On request of Shrody I will deal with leveling right now
PrinceShroob: Also, Defense and Speed still need two points to go up one.
Keiki (GM): Two points to distribute, similar to how you leveled!
Zap: I'll use both my points to get another speed point, don't want to ruin the 5's yet
Keiki (GM): You're fully healed, too.
... Zap.
It's just Wanda.
Zap: Oh, someone said everyone did <.>
PrinceShroob: Nobody said that.
Keiki (GM): Oh, I see why you think that!
My bad.
Anyway.
Zap: As stated I'm kinda distracted, sotrry about that
Keiki (GM): Don't worry about it right now. Spelunking time.
Wizzy: no the rest of us got to 94 star points
Shrody: Can I tattle the yoshi block?
Keiki (GM): Smarts check!
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Shrody!
Shrody's language processors indicate that there are hieroglyphics in ancient Yoshi tongue. They read...
"The four yoshis hunger. Satisfy them to pass the first Yoshivala trial."
Kreg: ...how do we satisfy a statue?
"P.S. They may have specific tastes."
Shrody: Well, there are four small doors here. Obviously, the answer is through those doors.
Kreg: ...a picky statue, no less
Well let's get going then!
OPEN, DOOR
Zap: Alright, time to split up gang
Wizzy: no because then one of us will encounter the monster
A single number is on the door. "1"
Zap: It's a Scooby Doo reference
Kreg: See, we should even go here first, it's the 1!
PrinceShroob: If we split up, I might be unable to tattle any monsters that we might run into if I'm not in the right group.
Spooker: Can doors hear commands? <.>?
Shrody tries to open door the sane way.
Kreg looks for a way to open the door
Catena: I must have zoned out.
WHat did I miss?
Zap: Spooker and Wanda should have to phase through one of the doors to open it from the other side
Wanda: (so for real am I still silenced or)
PrinceShroob: This looks like some sort of arena.
Kreg readies for a battle, he's hoping he gets to actually fight
Catena: Hey, I just noticed a green bar. It's very meta.
[MUSIC] Battle 2
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Shrody: ...That's a lot of dudes.
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shrody: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena: I still don't know what happened.
Zap: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wizzy: we read a thing that said to satisfy the statue
and that it's picky
Pokey Mummy: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pokey Mummy takes initiative!
Acre: Fiiiiine, I'll look it up
Wanda: Well then, let's just grab one of these creatures and go feed the statue
don't think they're gonna let us without a fight
Spooker: Pokey don't taste good... trust me... ;~;
Wanda: This temple smells like feet.
Shrody: Well of course they don't. You'd have to be stupid to try to eat one of-oh, right.
Wizzy: also layze roll initiative
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zap: I need to get my Lucky Start, by the way
Catena: Our party is certainly slow.
Keiki (GM): I need to remember to clear the board.
Wizzy: nah we just rolled bad this time
Shrody: On the bright side, so are the Pokey's.
Catena: Whoa, cowboy, let that ruler rest.
PrinceShroob: Also, battle music?
Acre: it's battle prep time, bub
Acre: Imagine the screen going all wonky
two hours of kamek
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Layze's turn!
also, shrody's a ranged attacker, right?
Keiki (GM): You have full FP right now!
Keiki (GM): It'd be kinda redundant, but eh. Just because.
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Zap: Also Lucky Start for Spooker
Shrody: Yes, I am a ranged attacker.
Spooker is now
regenerating FP!
Wanda: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Wanda grabs Wanda, turning both invisible! They may stay invisible for up to
4 turns.
Wanda: ugh that was supposed to be on shrody
Zap: Wanda loves herself so much
Shrody suddenly blushes at being grabbed by Wanda, but keeps quiet about it
Kreg moves up to engage the enemies
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Pokey!
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Pokey, dealing
7 damage!
The Pokey got pretty wrecked.
Spikes, huh.
They can't be THAT bad
Kreg: Alright, who's next?!
Haha!
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Catena lunges out and chomps Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage.
PrinceShroob: Despite all the fails?
Wow, those things must suck at defense
Sidestepper offers moral support! also defends
Keiki (GM): I don't look at failures, just successes, son. Maybe you should too in life!
PrinceShroob: Anyways, I can tattle and it won't interupt Wanda's Outta Sight, right?
Sidestepper: ring-a-ding-ding
Layze: as long as you don't move you're good
Keiki (GM): Works for me.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Pokey Mummy!
PrinceShroob: Please tell me these guys aren't higher than level 2.
Shroob shares with his friends that Pokeys have 6 HP, 3 FP, and an Attack of 3.
Acre: I think you just need to get at least one success and the enemy within sight.
Shrody: No, I'm sure it's dependent on the enemy's level.
They're like regular Pokeys in that they use their segments to make ranged attacks, but with the lovely added bonus of poison.
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Otherwise it is the same.
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Spooker: Ops, got confused
Spooker pulls out
a hammer from Hammerspace and throws it at Pokey Mummy, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Catena: That's so dumb, though.
Shrody: Wait, where the (Shroobish swear) did you get a hammer!?
You should expect dumb
PrinceShroob: I know it is.
Shrody doesn't, though.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Acre: tell me more about your rp character
Go read Boo Royalty
Zap: There is literally a post where I address it
Acre: get to business and do your dodgy thing
Layze: Oh boy, time for not-invisible people to get shit on
rofl nerds
Zap: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zap tries to dodge Spooker's attack!
Pokey Mummy giggles as a segment of its body is hurdling at Spooker.
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Spooker, dealing
3 damage! Spooker is
not poisoned .
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
Acre: To be fair, layze, you used outta side on the character that needs it the least.
*sight
Wizzy: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wizzy tries to guard against Pokey Mummy's attack!
Keiki (GM): Eh, he could use it.
PrinceShroob: I thought he was going for using it on someone who could attack and not interrupt it?
Kreg: well actually I defended but w/e
PrinceShroob: ...Er, I mean she.
Sorry.
Layze: shroob you're a ranged character why the fuck do you have that much defense
Acre: They have 3 attack and SHrody has 3 defense, so he doesn't REALLY need it
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Spooker!
Zap: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zap tries to dodge Pokey Mummy's attack!
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Spooker, dealing
3 damage! Spooker is
poisoned .
PrinceShroob: Because I was thinking about what I thought would be the best spread for my character. :I
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Layze: god I could've just only done it on myself and stayed in character but I thought we had a helpless ranged character in the middle of a mosh pit
Catena: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena tries to guard against Catena's attack!
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Catena, dealing
2 damage! Catena is
not poisoned .
Catena: Or the pokey. Pretend it was on the pokey.
Zap: Not that it matters they are sniping the guy furthest away
PrinceShroob: Sheesh layze, stop blaming me for your lack of insight.
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
Layze: never I am flawless
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Kreg, dealing
1 damage! Kreg is
not poisoned .
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
Kreg: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg tries to guard against Pokey Mummy's attack!
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Kreg, dealing
1 damage! Kreg is
poisoned .
Zap: How far can we move?
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
40ft otherwise
I think that's right.
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Kreg, dealing
1 damage! Kreg is
not poisoned .
Keiki (GM): It's Wanda's turn now!
Layze: cake I wish to attempt shenanigans
Keiki (GM): Describe these shennanigans.
Layze: if I like spend an extra FP or something, can I throw a fireball at the pokey straight in front of me, but throw it low enough to knock out one of his segments into the guy nehind him
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Kreg: whatever I guess I can take my damage like a man
Catena: Can we get an HP rolecall?
Keiki (GM): ... Sounds good to me.
Wanda: rolling 7d6>4
= 6 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
Spooker: 4 HP left and poisoned ;~;
Wanda tosses a fireball at Pokey Mummy, dealing
10 damage. Pokey Mummy is
burned .
Layze: and then the pokey disintegrated
Acre: Can pets use items?
The flames catch a pokey from behind with some afterburn!
Layze: yeah I'm a genius nbd
Keiki (GM): ... "Kreggles"
And... I'm gonna have to rule no, unless they're right next to you to reach into your pack.
PrinceShroob: kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
Keiki (GM): I think I might just start skipping turns if they take waaay too long.
Kreg finds these guys actual threats
: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Kreg knows about timed hits!
Kreg retracts into shell and shoots himself through several enemies in a line, dealing
11 damage to each one.
Kreg then takes poison damage. Ow.
Layze: didn't you use your defense thing last battle
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Keiki (GM): Nah, that's a regular defending thing.
ok
Catena: I'm guessing it's a hit.
Wizzy: but yeah that costs 3 FP, and I have 3 FP max
Keiki (GM): You'd guess right!
Catena lunges out and chomps Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage.
Shrody: Didn't that hurt?
Catena: Yes. To the pokey.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Pokey Mummy!
Keiki (GM): That's a hit!
Shrody shoots Pokey Mummy with a ray gun, dealing
2 damage!
PrinceShroob: ...Dammit, why is Shrody so weak?
Acre: You made him a ranged tank.
Keiki (GM): Because you have 4 power, son!
Sidestepper forgot was even particiting
PrinceShroob: ...Don't you mean 5?
Keiki (GM): Don't worry though. You pretty much can't die now.
Still Half, and ranged rounds it down.
Sidestepper: Spooker, just
...
Keiki (GM): Wakey wakey hands off snakey.
Spooker: I'll die in one hit ;~;
Layze: zap there is one left
Keiki (GM): ... He's right.
Layze: you could just kill it
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
Spooker ends his turn here
Wizzy: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Wizzy tries to guard against Pokey Mummy's attack!
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Kreg, dealing
1 damage! Kreg is
poisoned .
Catena: You're already dead anyway
Kreg does not like poison at all
Spooker: Double dying is super terrible, haven't you read Homestuck?!
Catena: And I don't even know what that is.
Shrody: What's a Homestuck?
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
Keiki (GM): Lucking out on the FP thing.
Layze: it's cool I didn't want those three BP anyway
Wanda: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Wanda uses Smarts on Pokey Mummy!
Keiki (GM): It actually recovered you to full FP when you weren't even using yourself
Keiki (GM): It's a hit, by the way!
Wanda casts a geometric barrage at Pokey Mummy, dealing
2 damage!
Shrody: FINISH HIM, KREG!!
Layze: guys what the fuck is this ??? in the tattle log
Layze: did shrody drop the ball on that boss in the canyon
Acre: WHAT THE FUCK, SHROOB.
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage!
The group gains
36 Star Points, as well as
9 coins!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
PrinceShroob: Acre thinks that since I never tattled that rock, we have a missing tattle entry.
Catena: Congrats on being the actual MVP for once, Kreg.
The last Pokey Mummy drops a Poisonberry!
Acre: We also missed the normal pokey.
Layze: shroob we literally do
Acre: And something else.
Layze: there is a tattle log and it has a missing entry
I am looking at it right now
PrinceShroob: Point to me where I said that we don't.
Rock: I don't know what you're talking about.
Layze: PrinceShroob: Acre thinks that since I never tattled that rock, we have a missing tattle entry.
"acre thinks"
Layze: he thinks that because it is true
Wizzy: tattle entries are serious business
apparently
PrinceShroob: No, I didn't say that we don't have a missing entry in that post.
Ake: I think Shroob's saying that Acre thinks the missing entry is because of the rock.
Keiki (GM): I'll spoil the 4th wall thing, breaking all suspension of disbelief and say that it's the Pokey.
Catena: It's the Pokey, Shroob.
Oh.
Layze: oh it's an in-joke from when I wasn't here
gotcha
Catena: Well, I broke character and said it late. WHOOPS:
anyway, gimme levelz
PrinceShroob: Yeah, Pokey, whatever.
Keiki (GM): Kreg, Catena, Shrody, and Spooker level up!
Catena: Do I get to feel INVIGORATED by this level
Keiki (GM): Quick break to get that sorted out?
Zap: Spooker gonna faint at this rate
Catena: If you have to take a break to sort it out, sure.
Keiki (GM): I'll take a break.
Shrody: I think I'll use my level up to increase my speed.
Spooker: That was close, not only do they taste bad they are mean too ;~;
Kreg puts one point in Smarts and one point in Coolness
Keiki (GM): We'll resume at :00, but tell me what you want to change!
Acre: Gotta have 6 FP to use two 3 FP moves.
anyway, ten minutes of burg
Actually, question. For how long are you guys willing to continue this session?
Kreg: eh, another hour or so?
Keiki (GM): I can go for a long time.
geitz was probably not worth it
sorry for Lord/Cleric/Axecon
Acre: No fliers surprised me.
Unless Harken gets to be one. I would be fine by that!
Wizzy: spoilers: The only flier in the whole hack is Wallace
well, screw that noise
Keiki (GM): I'm ready to go whenever. Are you guys ready?
A poisonberry was dropped by the last Pokey.
Catena: Hey ...'Kreggles'
Get that berry on the way out.
Kreg: ...maybe we feed this to the statues?
Catena: You know you love poison.
very funny
Catena: it's was a very funny joke, yes.
So, which one wants a poisonberry?
Shrody: I'd say that one.
Kreg: What makes you say that?
Shrody: Because it's facing the door that we just went through.
Catena: Does the stone thingy give any hints?
Wanda: Yes, the hint is that this one is looking at the door we just went in
This isn't rocket science, dearie.
Catena: I missed the hint.
There's the hint.
Kreg: If... if you say so, I guess.
Kreg gives the head on the left the poisonberry
The berry is placed on the tongue, and it retracts into the head. The head chews the berry, but spits it back out at Kreg.
The berry didn't seem to go over well...
Catena: That certainly wan't rocket science.
Catena: But it wasn't the right answer either.
Layze: Is this just a wall painting or is there something going on with this wall
Kreg: So anyone ELSE want to try this puzzle?
It is an ancient hieroglyphic of a smiling yoshi.
Zap: Maybe all four need to eat at once? <.>?
Damnit, that was Spooker
Catena: Power read that stone statue just in case.
hm
PrinceShroob: Can I do a check to see if there's anything else on the yoshi block that I missed?
Wanda: Well, now we have a chewed up berry. Mr. Koopa, ah...Thomas, was it? Be a good mama bird and feed the other three with that mush on your face.
Catena: Well that sure is a vine.
The hieroglyphic details that the hungers and tastes of the 4-headed Yoshi must be fulfilled.
A vine has grown in the previous room.
Sidestepper is totally up to the feeding!
Kreg looks at the statues
brrrrr
The statue looks ferocious.
The vine hangs from above, but seems to go nowhere.
Kreg rates the statue a
17 out of 20
Catena: You should totally pull it.
A poisonberry falls down!
Catena: It's a trap and I'm in the safe zone.
Spooker decides to hang out inside a pillar.
Being incorporeal must be fun.
Kreg feeds the poisonberry he has to the statue on the far right
Wanda: Ah. Well, this seems to be how we go about getting a new berry if someone wastes the old one like Johnson just did.
You just have some chewed up crud from the other yoshi head, numbnuts!
Wanda takes the poisonberry
Sidestepper is quite peeved he could not do teh feeding jobs
Wanda: Maybe we should investigate the other rooms
Kreg: oh well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, voice in my head
Shrody: You should get that checked out, Kreg.
Kreg gives the leftovers to the crab
Wanda: Oleg, dear, come over here. You should probably go first.
Sidestepper knows his chewed up berry is useful
Catena: I don't know who Oleg is but I wanna go first
Wanda: I suppose that works too.
The doors shut behind Spooker!
Kreg: Huh? Oh, I guess we're moving on then...
Catena: Eh, I'll be FINE.
well
A couple of monsters fall from the ceiling!
Kreg: Why didn't you guys tell me you were moving on?
[MUSIC] Battle 5
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative you two!
Layze: kreg walks straight into the door, continues walking into it for several seconds before realizing it was shut
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: Well, they're goners. Let's us three investigate another.
not
we'll be fiiiiine you guys
Dry Bones: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Dry Bones takes initiative!
Spooker: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
Kreg: We just lost the berry and--oh my god you stupid boo LISTEN TO ME
Dry Bones: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Dry Bones takes initiative!
...
Actually, no we will not be fine.
Wanda: I found a new berry while you were playing mama bird, it's fine.
Dry Bones: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Dry Bones utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Dry Bones throws a bone at Catena, dealing
0 damage!
Catena: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena tries to guard against Dry Bones's attack!
Kreg: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
Wanda: Now c'mon, no time to waste, you're out meat shield. Get over here.
Kreg: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING
Well.
Dry Bones: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Dry Bones utilizes inner Power on Catena!
Catena: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Catena tries to guard against Dry Bones's attack!
Dry Bones retracts into its shell and launches at Catena, dealing
2 damage!
Kreg: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BOSSY BOO
Catena: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Catena utilizes inner Power on Dry Bones!
Wanda: Keep your voice down, dear, you could wake the dead shouting like that.
HAH!
Boo humor.
Catena lunges out and chomps Dry Bones, dealing
6 damage.
Wanda: In any case, it appears this door won't open.
I suppose we can only undergo one trial at a time.
The Dry Bones is defeated!
get here.
Shrody: Seems that way to me.
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Dry Bones!
PrinceShroob: Also, no battle music?
Catena: And...do whatever, man.
Dry Bones: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Dry Bones tries to guard against Spooker's attack!
PrinceShroob: Or is it just playing for Catena and Spooker?
Spooker pulls out
a hammer from Hammerspace and throws it at Dry Bones, dealing
2 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Wanda attempts to phase through this door
The Dry Bones are defeated!
Catena: Ghost lady, it's under control for now
But then I think it's not.
The Dry Bones drops an Iceberry!
Catena picks up the iceberry
PrinceShroob: Wow, that's a nice berry
Catena and Spooker get 6 Star Points!
Wanda: What sort of berry did you get, then?
Kreg: Oh hey, you're okay!
Catena: Go ahead and burn the bones if you want.
Catena: But let me tell you that
...
okay
Catena gives the iceberry to Wanda.
Catena: As I was saying, I am mad I could not get a tattle log on these guys.
Wanda: Thanks, I'm glad one of you is reasonable.
Shrody, dear, the bones are still here, come tattle them before I burn them.
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Dry Bones!
Dry Bones! 3 HP, 3 Attack, and 1 Defense.
Pretty smart to burn the bones.
They can reanimate after awhile!
Kreg: Fine, I'll lead the way for this one
We all ready?
Wanda: Now then, I believe I understand the puzzle now.
Wanda feeds the ice berry to the far left statue
Ice goes left.
Catena: I'm pretty sure poison goes middle right.
The statue retracts its tongue. It finds this berry scrum-diddly-uptious.
Wanda: Can you see what's on the floor in that room?
Catena: kiiiiinda looks like a skull.
Wanda: Well, that's simple enough.
Catena: Nothing says poison more than a skull. Unless there is a boneberry.
Wanda feeds the poison berry to the middle right statue
Kreg: How are you getting this?
The statue head finds this berry a guilty pleasure! Ooh!
Shrody: It's the designs on the ground!
Wizzy: (the player knows just fyi)
Catena: If you traied on Smarts, you would get it.
Shrody: That first room we were in had an Ice Storm design on the floor!
Wanda: Oh don't worry about it Sam, I've got it covered
Now then, about that next room
Wanda: Who'll be leading the way?
Catena: Anyway, let's move on to the next room.
Kreg: I'll do it, I suppose
Kreg: Also I see, now this puzzle makes sense
Spooker: Is there something jutting out of that wall there? <.>
Poison or ???
Whoa, buddy don't jump in alone.
The door shuts behind Kreg!
Ake: The fossils are really cool.
Shrody: We opened the poison first. Let's go there.
PrinceShroob: Wait, what?
Layze: I think I'm lagging really bad
PrinceShroob: Behind Kreg?
Acre: SO does that mean it's a solo mission or
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Roll20 is lagging today.
Dunno why.
Acre: The question remains.
Doors.
Roll for initiative, Kreg.
Yep!
Massive lag or Shroob is just slow.
Oh, alright.
Layze: roll20 appears to be super fucked for me and wizzy
Keiki (GM): Massive lag, guys.
Acre: It was open when I went in!
I am not slow. :I
Wizzy: help roll20 hates users
: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Acre: get that rollie polly action
Pokey Mummy: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pokey Mummy takes initiative!
Pokey Mummy: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Pokey Mummy utilizes inner Power on Kreg!
Kreg: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Kreg tries to guard against Pokey Mummy's attack!
Kreg: HELP ROLL20 HATES USERS
Pokey Mummy tosses out one of its segments at Kreg, dealing
1 damage! Kreg is
not poisoned .
: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
PrinceShroob: Way to laugh at doing 1 lousy damage, Pokey.
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage!
Pokey Mummy is defeated, giving Kreg 5 Star Points and
5 coins!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Pokey Mummy also drops a Thunderberry!
Kreg is keeping these 5 coins because he is grumpy right now
Shrody: So who should go into the last room?
Sidestepper thinks pirate hats are really good saddles
Kreg also picked up the thunderberry
Spooker: Oh, that one looks really good ^.^
Sidestepper: hw can YOU EVEN SEE it
gurgh
Shrody: The lobster talks?
lobster can talk
I have lobsters friends
Stupid Alien boy.
Lag again?
nothing's happening?
Keiki (GM): I don't think it's lagging.
Nobody's... doing anything?
Layze: yeah you have to say things in order for things to be getting said
PrinceShroob: Then why haven't the doors open?
Layze: also I think greg's waiting on the door
Catena: They were open before
Kreg is no longer trapped
Wanda: Ah, there you are.
Keiki (GM): Nooow you guys think doors work.
Zap: I was assuming they were open before, by the way
Kreg looks into room, sees the lightning bolt
Kreg gives the berry to the far right head
Wanda: Surely you could've worked that out without checking first?
Catena: It's like he has learned something.
The Yoshi statue thinks this puzzle is absolutely delish, and loves the berry!
Catena: If I was a parent, I would be proud.
Kreg marches into the door
Catena: Man, I sure hope that door didn't lag.
I will notify this to Yoshilava. These ruins are defective.
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative sons.
Ya did it again.
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
PrinceShroob: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Spooker: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Spooker takes initiative!
PrinceShroob takes initiative!
Catena: CAN I JUST GET ONE
Zap: Spooker did not say hella
Wanda: Spooker, are you alright? You appear to be phase shifting.
These chumps again.
Shrody: Oh lord, there's a lot of dudes here too!
Dry Bones: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Dry Bones takes initiative!
Layze: do we ever get to get more skills/when will that happen?
Wizzy: we get badges at the very least
Keiki (GM): It will happen!
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Spooker's turn.
Keiki (GM): Quit bonin' son.
Zap: browser keeps fucking crashing
: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zap utilizes inner Power on Dry Bones!
Zap pulls out
a hammer from Hammerspace and throws it at Dry Bones, dealing
2 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Shrody: Do I still have a Fire Flower?
Catena: But don't use it yet.
Why not!?
There are nine enemies who are weak to fire.
And so Shrody became the first character in the campaign to have item awareness.
Catena: How much damage would taht deal.
Catena: and how much would that leave these guys with?
Wanda: Mr. chomp maybe you should leave the math to us
Catena: I was looking at stats and saw Heart 3 and I thought it was 6.
Spooker: Even I remembered that <.>
Keiki (GM): Dry Bones are special!
PrinceShroob: Special how?
Catena: Well, everyone is a special buttercup nowadays.
Do you things now.
your
Layze: I'm a special buttercup!
Keiki (GM): The Reanimation thing doesn't double their Heart for HP, but they do get to reanimate. Except in this case.
Where they're just burned.
Anyway, uh. Anyone can do their thing.
Like. Anytime.
Shrody uses a Fire Flower
it's my turn
I wanna know if I get an FP back
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
can I like focus or something to regain FP
is that a thing
Shrody blasts the room with a Fire Flower, its fiery spores filling the air! The Dry Bones are defeated!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Keiki (GM): It's a lovely thought, but no. Praying to the Flower Point gods will probably not be a thing.
A Burningberry is dropped!
Catena: I did everything.
Wanda: Okay now, Gregory. Where does this one go?
Shrody picks up Burningberry
Kreg: Who are you even talking to?
Sidestepper picks it before SHrody
Kreg: ...but my name is Kreg.
Sidestepper but maybe didn't
Wanda: Oh pish-posh, it's all the same.
Kreg: No, it's really not.
Sidestepper sulks away, dejected and defeated
This is it
Sidestepper: I'm so ready for a boss battle.
YEAH
Catena: Wat he said, I guess.
Shrody places Burningberry on the last remaining tongue on the statue.
Spooker: But this is only the first trial <.>
Wanda backs waaay up for when the statue comes to life
The last yoshi head gobbles up the berry. Mmm... So poignant for a berry.
Catena: I missed the part where there's more than one trial?
A beam fires from the statue!
Spooker: Didn't the strange language call this the first trial? <.>
Oh
Wizzy: one of those reactions was not like the other
Spooker: I don't think I can eat this, right?
Aw ;~;
Wanda dodges to the side, but not fast enough to avoid having the edge of her hat singed
Kreg: THat'd... be a bad idea
The stone Yoshi block vaporizes.
Spooker: See, first trial ^.^
Wanda: From now on nobody is allowed to solve a puzzle until I am in a different room.
Spooker: What if the puzzle blocks off the room you're in? <.>?
Kreg is starting to want it no other way
A long path of stairs descend.
Catena: Oh boy we can split in two parties!
Kreg: Wow, what an... arena
Wanda: Ah, I insist on being with, ah...hm...well, you're all insufferable, but at least the chomp is competent.
Catena: Cool dudes go the right way
...
I still went the right way.
The room appears empty, save for a large stone door at the other end, with sarcophagi lining the walls.
Shrody: I...don't think the stairs lead to different rooms.
Kreg: This doesn't look good guys
Wanda immediately puts herself at a point as far away from all sarcophogi as possible
A pillar stands firm in the middle of the room.
Shrody: Can I tattle the pillar?
Keiki (GM): We may stop soon.
PrinceShroob: Nah, I don't want to if the GM says no.
PrinceShroob: Fiiiiiiiiiiine
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Shrody!
Catena: I'd laughed if that somehow missed.
The pillar is tall and stone and stuff.
Wanda: Nothing escapes you, does it?
Probably a war veteran man.
we gotta do this trial thingy sooner or later
The door seems to eye the adventurers.
Wanda: No, chomp, come back here.
Protect your mage.
The lock appears to be a chain chomp. "Ah, adventurers. You don't see those often down here, eh?"
Shrody: Can I tattle the door?
Kreg: Whoa, you can talk?
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Shrody!
Spooker: Are you going to ask us a riddle we have to solve in order to open for us? :33?
The rock is a stone Chomp that seems sentient. Yoshivala must have enchanted it with his own magic. He may have something to say!
Wanda: Excuse me, do you have anything to say?
"Wow, this green ghost guy's smart. I do indeed!"
Catena: What's Yoshivala's deal with dying Yoshis?
Spooker: That's the first time anyone's ever said that ^.^
Shrody: You must not know Spooker.
Catena: You should now, Chomp door.
Shrody: He's a little dense.
"I only have one question for the second trial."
"Thirty horses stand on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.
Layze: by the way blindfolded OoT is happening right now so I'm like ridiculously distracted
PrinceShroob: Can we do Smarts checks to see if any of us know the answer?
Catena: You could also be thirty horses.
"There is only one catch to this riddle, though."
Wanda: The answer is teeth.
It is literally teeth.
"The more you answer it...
Wanda: Haven't any of you knuckleheads ever read the Hobbi T.?
UH
Shrody: I've been waiting for an unrelated movie.
The stone chomp chuckles.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Wanda: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Catena: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Shrody: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zap: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Kreg: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Spooker is now
regenerating HP!
Shrody: Like, literally x2
Wanda
stays the same FP this turn.
I'll give you a pity flower.
Zap: Literally lost that every time
Pokey Mummy: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pokey Mummy takes initiative!
Zap: Should there be one at each thing?
Layze: One for every answer, I answered three times
all the same answer but
The chomp smiles. "You may be right in wisdom, but not in method. Try again when you're ready."
"In the meantime... You may have some friends to contend with."
Catena: Okay. Only one answers next time.
Spooker: Infinite Star Points! ^.^!
Wanda: Hmph. The riddlemaster is wrong.
: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wanda knows about timed hits!
PrinceShroob: battle music plz
Wanda tosses a fireball at Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage. Pokey Mummy is
not burned .
Pokey Mummy is defeated, going up in a fiery blaze!
PrinceShroob: Aw, go "..." yourself
Spooker: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Spooker utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Spooker pulls out
a hammer from Hammerspace and throws it at Pokey Mummy, dealing
3 damage! The object disappears as mysterious as it appeared...
Zap: Also if anyone is wondering the hammerspace is his mouth
Shrody: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shrody uses Smarts on Pokey Mummy!
Shrody shoots Pokey Mummy with a ray gun, dealing
2 damage!
Kreg: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Kreg utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Kreg retracts into his shell and launches at Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage!
Zap: Also remember that people of the same initiative can go in any order
Kreg: (on whichever one wasn't ganged up on by Shrody and Spooker I guess)
Acre: I'm waiting for Cake to catch up.
: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre utilizes inner Power on Pokey Mummy!
Catena lunges out and chomps Pokey Mummy, dealing
7 damage.
PrinceShroob: Kreg and Catena are both OP.
"Well well. Have you figured me out?"
Acre: Bakudan is even more so.
Zap: He is god tier, so of course
Wanda: Could you repeat the riddle?
Shrody: Wait, did we not get Star Points for that battle?
The chomp smiles. "You know the riddle, apparently. Thirty white horses, red hill, yadda yadda."
Wizzy: (they're special trap versions that don't give SP and coins, clearly"
Catena: Go tell that door who's boss, ghost lady
Wanda: Oh, so you're just cheating. Wonderful.
Wanda attempts to just phase through the wall
"What is there to cheat?"
Shrody: ...Is it the mouth?
"This may be a more efficient method."
"Also, my friend Wanda. Do you wish to phase through me?"
Wanda: I don't believe I told you my name.
"I didn't really need to ask." The chomp smiles.
Catena: Oh, so you're named Wanda.
Kreg: Oh I had wondered that too.
Wanda: Well, perhaps you should have, as you're wrong.
Catena: ...she's totally named Wanda.
Kreg: Oh so you don't mind me calling you a wrong name?
You clearly don't mind calling ME wrong names.
Wanda ignores those two entirely and waits for the chomp to respond
chomp chomp
The chomp smiles. "Well, it is of no matter your name. I just know. Which, I might add, it does not appear that you even know the names of your own friends!"
Catena: with a chain extender and handle and everything
Wanda: Of course I don't, they're not important.
"If they're unimportant, why not just phase right through me?" The chomp chuckles.
Wanda: Is that a challenge?
Shrody: I think it's a trap.
Wanda: You think I'm afraid to fight a boss on my own, do you?
"I don't think you're afraid. Just woefully naive!"
Wanda: Ah, thus your ignorance is revealed.
"Well then. Ladies first? Or do you have a change of heart?"
Wanda: I am absolutely terrified!
And you say you're all-knowing?
Now if you'll just move aside we can be on our way and nobody has to know about this embarassing incident.
Kreg: Alright, look, just ignore her
What was our question again?
Catena: ...So is the answer a group hug and stuff?
Layze: oh my god cake I am just so sorry
Layze: I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off
"Thirty white horses stand on a red hill. First they champ. Then they stamp. They than stand still."
Keiki (GM): I think this is funny.
Zap: I don't get the joke
Layze: the joke is fucking with the DM
Keiki (GM): Did I get le trolled or something?
Kreg: ...crud, I got nothing.
Acre: Hardcore le trolled
Spooker: Ah, is it one of the new Pokemon? There at like 600 of them <.>
There are*
Kreg: Shrody, you seem smart, you got anything?
You're a chomp.
PrinceShroob: I already said mouth. And that was wrong. @_@
"I may have heard that joke in my eons of watching over this room."
PrinceShroob: okay, pretend Shrody said that.
"But..." A rock falls on Spooker.
Wanda: The answer is that you're a chomp.
PrinceShroob: Also, my parents are going out for Ice Cream. Is it okay for me to leave?
Wanda: Can we move on now?
Catena: just because the door is a chomp doesn't mean it is obsessed with teeth
GOSH
PrinceShroob: Like, there's not gonna be anymore battles, is there?
Keiki (GM): Well, I don't know yet! Maybe!
Acre: what kind of chapter would this be without a boss
Layze: literally a 0% chance there isn't a boss past this chomp
Keiki (GM): (Go out to ice cream, you'll be fine"
Spooker: Hey, did you know if you look at a chain chomp from the side they make a pie graph of their body composition of teeth and not teeth? :33?
Catena: Did you know that if you look at yourself, you'll see nothing productive.
Spooker may be onto something. But he really just feels the chomp looks delicious.
Wanda: Oh come now I solved the riddle and I solved the meta riddle, what on earth do you want?
Spooker: Voice in my head I already know biting chomps is a bad idea, they are hard and bite back ;~;
The chomp chuckles at Spooker.
Wanda: You're a chomp. You asked what you are and you're a chomp, the horse thing was a decoy
You're ignoring me, aren't you?
"Actually, I'm listening intently for answers. I like dropping rocks on folks."
Zap: Wait I got confused, make that sentance as if he's talking to the door
Wanda: The answer is that you are a chomp!
A door! A guardian! A stupid trial!
Catena: Wasn't the door just a magical thing for Yoshivala?
"I know the feel, Spooker. I have been bitten plenty of times in my life."
Wanda: Ugh, now you're a tongue?
Catena: Tell me more about the feel.
Wanda: That doesn't even make sense in the riddle!
But fine, yes, you're a tongue.
"... Ooh. Is that an answer?"
Kreg is not very good at solving riddles and feels bad about it
Let us out of this awful room.
"Aw yeah!" A rock falls on Wanda.
Zap: Wait a second, eons? Is that elder eons old? <.>;
That was Spooker
"In all reality, I have no care for what I am."
Catena: door, are you my friend
please be my firend
"It's all about the things we do, after all."
"We can be friends. Platonically."
Catena: Yay :D :D :D :) XD
Catena: be a good platonic friend and tell me the meta answer to this puzzle
Zap: Catena has more friendship points with a door then Wanda does with the whole party
Catena: Thirty horses, stomp, stamp, shamp or whetever. Yadda yadda yadda.
Wanda: He said he's been bit many times.
He's made of rock he hasn't actually been bit.
That must be a hint for the riddle.
But he's not a tongue so he's just cheating.
"Indeed. Probably by more successful adventurers, even."
Catena: The answer is the Rock tattle log!
OH WAIT WE DON'T HAVE IT
Wanda: Oh the hell with it.
Catena, go bite the door.
A rock tattle log falls on Catena.
Catena: I GOT THE TATTLE LOG YES
I am the best ever.
huh
why would I bite the door
he's my friend :(
Spooker: Friends don't bite other friends
Wanda: It's talking about being bitten so maybe that's the riddle.
Spooker: My sis taught me that one ^.^
Wanda: The riddle is that you bite it and we can be done with this puzzle.
Catena: Spooker loves to bite stuff.
The answer wouldn't happen to be food, would it?
Wanda: Oh for god's sake.
A rock falls on top of Kreg!
Spooker: I know that's the answer I'd be looking for!
I'm still hungry
Geecy: Hey Cake, too late for me to join?
Catena: wanda, you just don't understand feelings of platonic friendship
Keiki (GM): It's about to end, honestly!
Zap: Get in here and solve this puzzle
Geecy: For some reason I was under the impression the session was over when you talked to me!
Layze: geecy help us solve this dumb riddle
Kreg looks at the door again
Geecy: Please explain the riddle!
Wanda: Are you the concept of eating?
Esmond suddenly awakes from a tea-related catatonic state.
Layze: it's a fucking hobbit riddle except he gayed it up
Zap: Use X-Naut science to figure it out
Esmond runs in conspicuously dressed in a bath towel and clothes.
Spooker: Oh hey I was wondering where you were!
Catena: Well, look at this WUSS
Esmond: What have I missed, my fellow adventuring friends? Pardon the towel.
The chomp chuckles and drops a rock on Wanda.
Esmond: It seems I drank some particularly strong chamomile tea.
"Well, Esmond, I believe you are."
Catena: Well, the puzzle is thirty horses.
Spooker: Well we are stuck against this door
Esmond: Wha? Who? Who said my name?
Spooker: It's riddle is hard ;~;
Just...roll with it.
I'd love to scientifically analyze this door.
"I have a feeling you might make the same, albeit funny when repeated 30 times, error that the rest of your group made."
Catena: He's also my platonic friend.
Layze: cake wanda actually has 8 max hp now, I put a point in heart for my level up
Esmond: Or maybe serve it tea. Do you like tea, door?
Oh? Well, I'd like to take a crack at it! I was great at riddles in the war!
"30 white horses stand on a hill. First they champ. Then they stamp. Then they stand still."
Catena: If the answer to this puzzle is to destroy the door, I will be very sad.
Geecy grabs her trusty copy of The Hobbit from the bookshelf.
it's not teeth
or mouth
or tongue
or food
"Well, you say that, but..."
Geecy: I'm guessing it could be related.
Zap: Not any Pokemon either
Geecy: By the way, that was my own action, not Esmond's. I was being goofy.
Layze: god now it's even being cheeky to me out of character
Catena: Oh, we are actually taking damage.
DIdn't notice.
The chomp smiles. "You lot seem to be at an impasse."
Kreg: So Mr. Door, are you sure the answer isn't teeth?
Esmond would like a description of the door's appearance.
The chomp chuckles. "I'm sure it is."
The door is a couple of stone sliding doors with a single stone, now smiling chomp serving as the lock.
Esmond: So, if the answer is not the ever-classic teeth, I do wonder . . .
Wanda: Well that's an infuriatingly usless response, isn't it?
Esmond: My friends, perhaps this is related to the fact that the door is able to talk?
Kreg goes up to the door and tries pushing the teeth
"Well, someone seems to be on a roll."
Layze: out of character I am literally killing myself
Spooker: Like a fly on a fat lady? :33?
Keiki (GM): Nigga you better not joke about taht shit
Wanda: In character I'm literally killing myself
Catena: whoa, there buddy
teeth are sinsible things
sensible even
Esmond: Perhaps all we need is a fresh mind. Has anybody guessed 30 horses yet? Perhaps this door is very literal.
Catena: or sensitive I don't even know
Esmond: Please note Door, this is not an official guess.
Wanda just sits in the chomp's mouth and acts grumpy
Esmond: I'm merely conversing with my party as to the nature of what has been discussed.
"Well. You're just about as right as everyone else. But I'm a gentlemanly chomp with a dapper smile."
Catena: I will complete for the better dapper smile.
Esmond: Do chomps have thirty teeth?
Kreg looks very closely at the face's teeth
"May I see your smile, Catena?"
Wizzy: are they pretty cake I MUST KNOW
:)?
...^________^
The chomp closes his eyes and smiles. "Great teeth you got there, Catena. You may pass."
The doors slowly open up.
Ake: Catena is so adorable.
Kreg: Ha, nice job, Catena!
Catena: Your teeth are pretty snazzy, too.
Kreg would go for a high five but uh
Wanda: I don't understand, what was the answer?
I'm the riddle, you are just the guessers.
Esmond is thoroughly confused.
Wizzy: anyway I think that's a good stopping point
Layze: (the answer was a smile, right?)
I smiled long ago
Keiki (GM): The answer was teeth. However, saying teeth wasn't good enough.
Did you?
I didn't catch it.
When I asked to be a friend
Geecy: Oh, we had to smile? That's cute.
Acre: 2. Catena: Yay :D :D :D :) XD
