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The group has delved deep into the bandit's mine, searching for the real Iris. However, all they've been finding are boney, dead copies of Iris that seem ineffectual at everything!
[MUSIC] Delvale Mines
...'Feyesh': The time l0rds are not pleased.
l0rd
Bakudan: How do I know one of the dead ones isn't the canonical Iris, huh?
Brownie probably burnt my lovely pet to a crisp.
Koopeep: wait they've been copies of Iris? I thought that dead plants were just native to this place.
The party has just calmed a lake of molten lava by unwittingly busting the wall to an underground body of water!
Bakudan: Time paradox clones!
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan: ...So, I guess you didn't need to pogo that shine anyway.
Shin: Hey, the ground's a lot cooler than I thought.
Koopeep: Maybe not.
But I did
And I am the Shine decider
And I shine decided to give Shin shine
Shin: Hey Brownie.
...'Feyesh': .
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep boiyoings down the cliff
Zing Li Fast: ...boiyoings
Brownie: hey shin hey
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin pulls out a Shine Sprite.
Bakudan: Hi Brownie! Hi Shin!
Koopeep: Check out all that lava just pouring down here still. Yup.
Shin: You should take this. You've been putting in overtime.
Bakudan: Aww, that's so nice of you!
Shin: All for my little shop and all.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Thanks brah. I'll make sure you get the next one.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: So how are we gonna get over to that cave.
Bakudan: Hmm.
Zing Li Fast would love to gain one last sprite for the sake of sueparstardom
Shin: We probably are going to explore the heck out of that cave.
Bakudan attempts to use Seed Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
1
+
1
+
1
+
5
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
...Wow, that was awful.
Koopeep: You're giving it to that vorarephile? Jeez. I shoulda kept it myself.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan pops out 1 special Seed Bombs, and can toss them wherever she pleases! They will detonate on Bakudan's next round, or when a foe steps on one.
Bob B.: It's probably close enough that most of could jump up, at least with help
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Bakudan: I will make a step out of plants.
Or like, a Zelda vine wall.
Awesome!
Brownie: I don't think that quite works.
Garrison Jr.: Or, we could just wait until there's enough dried lava in here that we can just walk
Brownie tries to climb the vine
Koopeep 's boiyoing knows no bouiounds
Bakudan climbs it.
Garrison Jr. crawls up with his mighty beetle lets
Garrison Jr.: *legs
Shin: This cave kinda looks like a mouth. A little ominous, I think.
Zing Li Fast flies over to this place or position
Shin: Are you guys ready?
Koopeep: Hah!
Brownie: Well, time to see what all the fuss is about.
Bakudan: I'm ready to be VOREd.
Koopeep: Koopas are bred to survive in horrible lava caves
Follow me, minions!
Acre: tha's too lewd
Koopeep boldly leads as a bold leader
Garrison Jr.: There's nothing down there that could keep me away!
Bakudan follows!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Hey, it's that jerk!
Zing Li Fast: oh hey merlock hey
Merlock: Ah. It's so close. If only I could just like... fly over there.
Koopeep: Hey it's Farquaad
Merlock: Huh?
Bakudan: Hey asshole!
You resurrected dead clones of my plants!
What do you think you're doing?
Koopeep: Language Bakudan.
Bakudan: Sorry. :c
Zing Li Fast: ...Farquaad
Garrison Jr.: Wait, if you can't fly, how did you get here?
Zing Li Fast: argh my farquad
Koopeep: Magic, probably.
Merlock: Yeah, there's pretty much no way I'm letting you chumps meddle.
Brownie: This guy is on the weed.
Merlock fires something at Bakudan!
Koopeep: That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
Zing Li Fast: are you on DURGS man
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] A Dark Opponent
Brownie: No, not something!
Koopeep: Bakudodge!
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 7d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
1
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
5
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan: ...Huh?
Merlock takes initiative!
Merlock:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
3
+
2
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
4
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan: Wow, you're actually kinda slow.
beeoi h.: Shin Li Fast
Zing Li Fast: You're too slow. :awe2:
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): Merlock gets a First Strike!
Merlock casts an a plague-infused bolt at Bakudan, dealing 10 damage! Bakudan is now poisoned . If poisoned, Bakudan will poison anyone that come in contact.
Zing Li Fast: ...A Dark Opponent
Victor H.: ...A Dark Opponent >_>
Koopeep: ure is shadow queen in here.
...'Feyesh': ...>_>
Acre: how come they get final boss and we get huff n puff
Bakudan: Oh gross!
Keiki (GM): Brownie's turn!
Koopeep: QUARANTINE
...'Feyesh': It's pseudofinalboss.
Brownie: I've been waiting on a chance to egg your face in, punk.
Zing Li Fast: ounk
punk even
Acre: ounk, gamers
Victor H.: ahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Brownie goes at it, all or nothing!
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Merlock, dealing 12 damage! Nothing was inside the egg!
Koopeep: Come on, Barney, do something
Spit him into the lava or something
Keiki (GM): Whoa, Smarts roll son.
Koopeep: everyone just, like push him at once
Brownie uses Smarts on Merlock!
Brownie:
rolling 9d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
4
+
3
+
6
+
6
+
5
+
1
+
5
)
=
7 Successes
Bakudan: I like that idea Koopeep.
...'Feyesh': ...ahiiiiiit
Brownie: I like that idea Koopeep.
Shin attempts to identify Merlock.
Shin:
rolling 12d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
2
+
4
+
4
+
4
+
2
+
5
+
3
)
=
7 Successes
That's a Merlock. HP is 58, FP is 17, Attack is 7, and Defense is 0.
Shin: 58 HP left
That is.
Bakudan: Did they teach about this guy in history class?
How's he die?
Brownie: I think we butterfly effected this guy out of historical significance.
Shin: His Viral Bolts can poison you, and whats more, if you touch anyone, you poison them! But that's not the worst part... He can Expunge the Poison for massive damage.
Koopeep: Well if he summons something, I guarantee that'll kill him.
Bakudan: What?!
Koopeep: HEY, NECROMANCER. DON'T NECROMANCE ANYTHING. YOU WILL DIE.
Merlock: ... What.
Zing Li Fast blows his Ceyleef whistlol
Koopeep: And then who will necromance you?
Zing Li Fast Cayleef*
Zing Li Fast: I summon thee, master of time traveling!
Merlock: What am I going to die from? Osteoporosis?
Koopeep: Summoned monsters always turn on their summoners. It's basic magic.
Zing Li Fast: Godmod this ...(S0er for us!
...(S)er*
Cayleef hops out of a portal.
Zing Li Fast: oh hey cayleef hey
Cayleef: ... Wow. I'm surprised that even worked.
Zing Li Fast: We need some help pls.
Cayleef: hey son hey
Zing Li Fast: Well, you can godmod through space and time. And ...(S).
Cayleef: Alrighty. I'll get it my all. All 9999 damage of my all.
Zing Li Fast: Could you help us pls?
ok
Do it son.
Cayleef: Okay. Yellow dude. Got it.
Zing Li Fast: He said that Shy Guys are ugly ...(S)ers.
And that they... don't deserve a wife!
Koopeep: He's possibly a bigger racist than me
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: And to make it worse he doesn't realize Koopas are the true master race
Garrison brushes by Bakudan, and becomes infected! He takes one damage!
Koopeep: So he's racist the wrong way
Garrison Jr.: Well, history will know about you when I put you in my biography, anyway
Bakudan: Don't touch me!!
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr.: Ah shoot, I didn't knwo I'd come that close
Brownie: Man, back off, spread out.
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussiveShot!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
4
+
1
+
4
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Merlock, dealing 4 damage! Merlock is not dizzy !
Koopeep: Hmm. No chance that dried bouquets cure poison?
Hey. How about you two guys carrying the plague go cough on him? ANd hten push him in lava
Bakudan: I doubt it.
Koopeep: Guys I think that this lava is important
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
2
+
4
+
3
+
6
+
5
+
3
+
6
+
6
)
=
6 Successes
Zing Li Fast: lava fetish
Merlock is hit!
Bakudan jumps on Merlock, dealing 10 damage. "Cowabunga!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Acre: That's Blargghoolio in the lava
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan: You're not even immune to your own plague?
Amateur.
Koopeep: Zing, have you ever seen a Koopa Troop fortress? You better learn to like lava or you'll have a bad time.
Merlock coughs.
Zing Li Fast: koopa troop fortress fetish
Koopeep artfully walks away from Garrison for different reasons than usual
Merlock: Always happens. But it's no biggie for me.
Brownie: (http://www.thehubworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/failfish.png)
Wow that didn't work.
Koopeep: Seeing as there's no range on this thing.
I cast BLOOPER SAC
on that mage guy over there
Merlock is blinded!
Koopeep: yeeehehehehe
Bakudan: ...Did I just feel ink spray on my back?
Zing Li Fast: WTF, it flopped. flop.
Koopeep: Been holding onto that since that sewer back before Penguin slide
Merlock: Hm. There's no way I'd last beyond this.
Brownie: This guy has so many statuses. He's gotta be on molly or some powder or something
Merlock: Better get creative with casting.
Koopeep: He's gonna summon something. It's gonna kill him.
Merlock creates an invisible shield that hovers around him and takes attacks. The shield has 40 HP!
Bakudan: Ugh, really.
Zing Li Fast: What the ...(S)
Koopeep: Someone eat the shield
Brownie: amn.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: OH MAN WHAT IS THAT THING
Zing Li Fast: OH FOR THE SAKE OF AMANITA!!!!
Brownie: Well let's see what we got here in the old backerpacker.
Merlock regains 1 FP this turn.
Bakudan: Did you guys catch the plague too? You're acting weird.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie tosses Bakudan an able herb.
Koopeep: Hey, that meadow patch thing we got cures status ailments
Brownie: Here, don't die.
Koopeep: Start praying, bozos.
Also Elevate lets us attack twice? I think? Good for bosses.
Keiki (GM): No.
Just more likely to land hits.
Brownie: Haven't got much on me, figure the best I can do is just distract it.
Keiki (GM): As in, you add the attack rolls together.
Koopeep: I like my version better, God voice
Keiki (GM): Basically it casts vigor.
Whoa son.
That's two actions.
Brownie: Yes it is.
Keiki (GM): Oh. Are you going to just move there?
Brownie: That's my turn.
Keiki (GM): Okay.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Brownie, you're gonna catch the plague if you're not careful.
Brownie: I gave you some weed, use t.
use it*
Shin: Must... complete... Tattle Log...
Shin attempts to identify Merlock.
Shin:
rolling 12d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
4
+
5
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
3
+
3
)
=
5 Successes
Added to the journal!
...'Feyesh': Acre: shrody tattle the lava
Zing Li Fast: Hey guys.
Gather around and enjoy...(S)
Brownie: HeyGuys
beeoi h.: Let me try something.
Zing Li Fast attempts to use Co-Co-Co-Cogs!
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 6d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast pulls out magical, time altering Co-Co-Co-Cogs! Wario's voice is heard from nowhere, saying "Hurry up!" All allies in a 10 foot radius will now be able to move twice on their next action!
Zing Li Fast: Hurry up!
Acre: hu-hu-hu-hurry up
...'Feyesh': Please let this work on Cayleef too.
Koopeep: eyyy
Zing Li Fast: Hurry up!
beeoi h.: [](/i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-slick.gif)
Koopeep: Everyone's pulling out the specials this chapter.
beeoi h.: Weird.
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': .
beeoi h.: Why do I arbitrarily have to name the gif.
...'Feyesh': dancing :awe:
Sidequest: Gif Naming!
Cayleef: I got this chump.
Zing Li Fast: Go get him, champ.
Cayleef utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Cayleef:
rolling 9d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
2
+
5
+
3
+
6
+
6
+
5
+
6
)
=
7 Successes
Cayleef slashes Merlock with his battleaxe, dealing 9 damage.
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Koopeep: Who is that mysterious masked man?
Zing Li Fast: he is a great man and I hope to be like him someday
Victor H.: ...Cailleef.
You were Cailing him.
...'Feyesh': Cailing.
Acre: he heard a calling
...'Feyesh': .
Guys, it's because... this is the last session for our group 1. sniff
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussiveShot!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Merlock, dealing 2 damage! Merlock is dizzy !
...'Feyesh': So I'm bringing out my speshuls.
Acre: does that mean you'll be useless in the megasession
Garrison Jr.: Blind AND Dizzy! That's hazardous on a battlefield like this
...'Feyesh': Nah.
I'm saving a surprise for it.
Acre: :o
Bakudan: Too bad he's got crazy Recover dice.
...'Feyesh': o:
Bakudan attempts to use Seed Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
1
+
4
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
4
+
3
+
1
)
=
5 Successes
Yeesss.
Bakudan pops out 5 special Seed Bombs, and can toss them wherever she pleases! They will detonate on Bakudan's next round, or when a foe steps on one.
Bakudan: Let's see.
Keiki (GM): Draw them.
Just a dot, not a lot
Zing Li Fast: rhymingkeiki
Acre: whoa merlock got KO
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: hum
well
how about
Merlock: What is this crud?
Koopeep waves her Magikoopa Rod around, and casts a spell on Cayleef. Cayleef is now transparent for 2 turns!
Koopeep: There ya go, stranger
Bakudan: It's the same crud you've been resurrecting.
Zing Li Fast: awesome
He's an important ally! Buffing him is welcom.
Merlock: Insolent welps! Ouch... stepped on something. Bwuh?
Zing Li Fast: .
Ake: Do I use the detonate macro?
Keiki (GM): Yes.
Bakudan cheers as a Seed Bomb detonates, creating a sudden spike of briar that pokes Merlock for 8 damage.
Keiki (GM): For the middle one.
Only need to do it once.
Koopeep: "Bwah?" Who are you, hank hill?
Keiki (GM): But it hits twice.
Zing Li Fast: .
Victor H.: ...Bwahhhhh!
Bob B.: Owchies!
Zing Li Fast: ...bwahhhhh!
Merlock: My shield... No matter.
Merlock creates three Boney Ptooie Plants to serve him!
Bakudan: FUCK YOU.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: You have an area of effect attack, what's the problem?
Brownie: ...Bakudan IS ...(S)ING PISSED
Bakudan: Don't hurt them!
Zing Li Fast: .
Boney Ptooie Plant steps on a Seed Bomb and is destroyed!
Bakudan: NO!
Boney Ptooie Plant utilizes inner Power on Cayleef!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
5
+
5
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Cayleef tries to dodge Iris's attack!
Cayleef:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant blows his spikeball upwards so that he may bite Cayleef, dealing 5 damage!
Zing Li Fast: :(
Boney Ptooie Plant utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
1
+
5
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Iris's attack!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
3
+
2
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Bakudan: Iris, stop!
Shin gambles 2 coins to help cover his escape!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
3
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan: Shin's your friend!
Shin: Aw yeah.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: I finally got that to work... pity against something that should be a friend.
Oh wait, Cayleef was invisilol
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): Also, Koopeep gets a second action.
Zing Li Fast: He's immune ^.^
Koopeep: I diggity do?
Nice
Uhhh
Zing Li Fast: Courtesy of Zing.
Koopeep: Invisibles all around
Koopeep waves her Magikoopa Rod around, and casts a spell on Brownie. Brownie is now transparent for 2 turns!
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': Remember, Cayleef is also getting double turns.
As is Shin.
Koopeep: You know if we made a "Can't touch this" joke now, technically we'd be the first people to ever do that
Brownie: Cool stuff.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Yes, attack banana man.
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
1
+
5
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
I'm no good at attacking banana man.
Merlock tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Merlock:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
4
+
3
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: It's okay, at least you don't get plague.
Koopeep: PUSH HIM IN LAVAAA
Bob B.: Blah, got to do something quick
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: If it can... mildly inconvenience Lord Bowser, surely it can send this cretin packing.
Shin utilizes inner Power on Iris!
Shin:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
2
+
5
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Go Shin! Smalltopicman: [banan]x4
Bakudan: Shin.
Boney Ptooie Plant tries to dodge Shin's attack!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Shin slaps Iris silly, dealing 4 damage!
Shin: YAUGH
Bakudan, what?
Bakudan: Don't touch her!
Shin utilizes inner Power on Iris!
Shin:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
5
+
5
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Shin slaps Iris silly, dealing 4 damage!
Shin: YAAAUGH
Bakudan: ...
Koopeep: wait Iris is here now?
Shin defeats the Boney Piranha Plant!
Shin: ... Sorry Bakudan! It was trying to bite me!
Zing Li Fast: Are they Iris, or just ptooies?
beeoi h.: who's boney plant?
Bakudan: They're clones.
They're all Iris.
Zing Li Fast: Ah.
that's bad juju
Bakudan: Please don't hurt the last Iris.
...'Feyesh': They're plants who have a bone.
Shin: Oh, right... I'll keep in mind.
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
4
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
About time to do something.
Merlock tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Merlock:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
1
+
3
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Merlock, dealing 6 damage! A mysterious voice curses, but is thankfully censored by the moon with an "...(S)" for all the kiddies at home.
Zing Li Fast: Hey come on! Speed up!
Acre: vile
Merlock: I'm getting surrounded... I don't think my shield would take this.
Acre: also ew you got merlock boogies
...'Feyesh': That's too crude.
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast gets infected and takes 1 damage!
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Bob B.: He can probably call more, so...
Bob B. utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Bob B.:
rolling 8d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
6
+
1
+
5
+
6
+
5
+
2
)
=
4 Successes
Merlock uses Smarts on Garrison Jr.!
Merlock:
rolling 10d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
2
+
4
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Merlock, dealing 8 damage!
Merlock's shield shatters!
Garrison Jr.: We should break the chain of command, so to speak!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Iris!
Bakudan grabs Iris' bone.
Bakudan waggles it a little.
Bakudan: Look!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: ...Go fetch!
Bakudan throws it at Merlock.
Ake: What do I roll for that?
Keiki (GM): Is it the bones you found earlier?
beeoi h.: Animal Handling
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): I don't remember anyone keeping them!
...'Feyesh': what's bonyroll?
Ake: It's Iris' bone.
The one right there.
Keiki (GM): Let's say... Coolness.
...'Feyesh': kewell
Bakudan tries to be cool.
Bakudan:
rolling (8+0)d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant wants to fetch the bone.
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep:
rolling 8d6>4
(
4
+
3
+
1
+
6
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
1
)
=
4 Successes
Bakudan attempts to use Wish!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
2
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
1
+
6
)
=
5 Successes
Let's do it!
Keiki (GM): what
Zing Li Fast: Hu-Hu-Hurry up!
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 9d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
5
+
5
+
2
+
2
+
4
+
6
+
1
)
=
6 Successes
Keiki (GM): uh
Acre: nice
Koopeep: and I get a second move still yeah? or is that over
Keiki (GM): Quick, everyone appeal!
That's over.
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Wish!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
6
+
2
+
3
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: ok
Keiki (GM): What... What is everyone doing
Honeslty
Garrison Jr. wishes for a miracle.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 7d6>4
(
4
+
6
+
4
+
6
+
1
+
1
+
6
)
=
5 Successes
beeoi h.: We're wishing for a miracle.
Bakudan: Give us a miracle!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie:
rolling 9d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
3
)
=
4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Steev. Do you wish to use a Terra Patch?
Koopeep: I'll go Meadow Patch
Give everyone a nice refresher
Keiki (GM): Okay. Now.
Everyone use... Wish.
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 9d6>4
(
6
+
4
+
3
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
6
+
4
)
=
7 Successes
Koopeep wishes for a miracle.
Koopeep:
rolling 8d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
5
+
6
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Bakudan wishes for a miracle.
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
4
)
=
7 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Hurry up!
Keiki (GM): (That feels cooler than Action Commands)
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr. wishes for a miracle.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
5
+
5
+
2
+
4
+
6
)
=
5 Successes
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie:
rolling 9d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
6
+
4
+
2
)
=
7 Successes
Shin wishes for a miracle.
Shin:
rolling 8d6>4
(
1
+
1
+
1
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
2
)
=
0 Successes
Bakudan: Shin, you ass.
Koopeep: Shin noo
Bakudan: Put your heart into it.
Shin: The miracle... the miracle never happen.
Garrison Jr.: Miracles are real, Shin! Beieve!
Zing Li Fast: Search your feelings.
The wishes of the party are made real by the power of the Meadow Patch!
Flower petals whisk the party, rejuvenating their Flower Points! Each party member recovers 4 FP!
Ailments are also cured!
Brownie: We did it reddit
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Koopeep: now get 'im!
Zing Li Fast no longer has Merlock boogies
Zing Li Fast They have been passed down to Acre
Acre: ew ew ew
Zing Li Fast :3
Acre: you frickin godmodder >:(
Cayleef Cayleef takes his leave through a portal, his time clearly up.
Zing Li Fast :D
Zing Li Fast :(
Acre: First name: Cayleef, Last name: Cayleef.
Zing Li Fast: .
Merlock: The plague will be on you all.
Merlock creates three Boney Ptooie Plants to serve him!
Bakudan: Stop that this instant!
Merlock regains 1 HP this turn.
Merlock stays the same HP this turn.
Except that's FP.
Brownie: Nah uh son.
This time you're gettin in my mouth.
Merlock creates three Boney Ptooie Plants to serve him!
Bakudan: Stop!
Zing Li Fast: GETINThe_Heap'SBELLAY
Merlock teeters a bit.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie teeters a lot.
Koopeep totters some
Zing Li Fast: VORE him, gamers.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Merlock into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Merlock out.
Acre: no don--
Brownie: Whoops.
Garrison Jr. wobbles, but he doesn't fall down
Bakudan: So uh, Iris. You actually gonna fetch the bone?
Brownie: Coolness or Smartz?
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Or are you just gonna bounce around excitedly?
Keiki (GM): Action Command.
Bakudan: I mean, that's okay too.
Brownie attempts to use Gulp!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie:
rolling 7d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
1
+
4
+
3
+
5
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Merlock into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Merlock out.
Acre: Now you'll get bacteria in your mouth and that's NAAAASTY
well, more than usual
Merlock tries to recover from a status effect!
Merlock:
rolling 35d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
1
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
2
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
5
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
2
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
4
+
4
+
3
)
=
15 Successes
...'Feyesh': That is barribad.
Man.
This ...(S) was real.
Merlock: AUGH. Again, you disgusting creature?
beeoi h.: I was gonna say, I just know that Cake is scrambling to find a way this doesn't work.
Merlock pops back out.
Brownie: What manner of man is this that does not go inside mouth?
Keiki (GM): He's a boss son. I'm not sure that would work, but I wasn't sure how I would go about it.
Brownie is no longer transparent!
beeoi h.: He has 35 VORE resistance, apparently.
Brownie is poisoned!
Brownie: I'm turned up.
...'Feyesh': ...35 VORE resistance.
Shin: It's time.
It's time for... CHANCE TIME!
Shin pulls out three ethereal dice blocks. They twirl to life in midair!
Shin points to a volunteer. Merlock is called to hit the blocks!
Shin: The rules are simple, and the results could change the outcome of the battle! You must hit these blocks--
Shin can barely finish before Merlock hits the first block. The block lands on... Merlock!
Shin: ... Just like that, really! These next blocks determine what will happen. Now hit the rest!
Shin watches as Merlock hits the rest of the blocks...
Merlock must give 14 HP... to Koopeep!
Shin: Aww, shucks! That must sting! Better luck next time!
Acre: ,,,
Zing Li Fast: Whoa!!!!
Keiki (GM): The most autistic macro
Zing Li Fast: Eat it, ...(S)er!
Bakudan: Amazing.
Koopeep: heeee
Acre: Literally Down B
Koopeep: Look who's the healer now
Still me, but you get it
...'Feyesh': ...Literally Down B.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin coughs.
Zing Li Fast: Yeah, sorry, we need to do something about these mooks.
Shin: I think there was something on that Dice Block.
Zing Li Fast uses his Boney Plant to damage the bonyboo plant here
Zing Li Fast boney flute*
Bakudan: No!
Zing Li Fast: =/
Keiki (GM): Oh shit, I forgot all about that thing.
How do you use it?
Zing Li Fast: Uhh.
I want to damage the plant.
It summons a bone that hurts it?
Like an anvil.
Keiki (GM): Smarts check!
Or Attack(Smarts)
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Iris!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
1
+
1
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant is hit by the bonevil.
Zing Li Fast: .
How much damag
Boney Ptooie Plant is defeated!
Zing Li Fast: .
There are still more of them, so thud.
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
6
+
2
+
5
+
5
)
=
5 Successes
Garrison Jr. commands Iris to follow orders!
Garrison Jr.: Push Merlock towards the lava!
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr.: (to the plant right in front of him)
Boney Ptooie Plant tries to recover from a status effect!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
5
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie: Get up on the Merlock's back!
Bakudan: Is Iris that strong?
Boney Ptooie Plant: Phhhptptpt!
Boney Ptooie Plant utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
3
+
6
+
2
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Merlock: Argh! Get away from me you boney little whelp!
Merlock utilizes inner Power on Iris!
Merlock:
rolling 7d6>4
(
6
+
2
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
1
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Bakudan: Oh wow!
Merlock pushed back a few feet.
Bakudan: You're very strong Iris!
Great job!
Zing Li Fast: Chaos_Is_Power
Bakudan takes the bone of this one as well, and also throws it at Merlock.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan attempts to use Throw Bone!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
4
+
3
+
3
+
1
+
5
+
2
+
4
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: Hey, Bakudan, why don't you throw him a bone? Nyuck nyuck nyuck
Zing Li Fast: ...Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Boney Ptooie Plant and its cohorts are ready to retrieve the bones!
Bakudan: ...I feel bad I gave them all the plague.
Expunge is going to be like a suicide bomb.
Koopeep: look at all that poison
Koopeep uses Smarts on Merlock!
Koopeep:
rolling 13d6>4
(
1
+
1
+
3
+
5
+
1
+
4
+
3
+
6
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
4
+
5
)
=
7 Successes
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Merlock, dealing 6 damage!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: This guy got ...(S)ed up by shapes.
Boney Ptooie Plant and its cohorts are excitedly chasing after Merlock!
Zing Li Fast: .
Boney Ptooie Plant utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
1
+
4
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
6
+
4
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant utilizes inner Power on Merlock!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
3
+
4
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Merlock: What?! What are you idiots doing?
Zing Li Fast: :awe2:
The Boney Ptooie Plants are pushing Merlock toward the lava!
Koopeep: Boneheads always listen to the smartest person in the room. And that's always me
See? Everyone loves my lava idea
Zing Li Fast: .
Victor H.: GG "Dool" GG
Bakudan: Uhhh, guys... Don't fall in with him!
Merlock: I... I HATE YOU ALL!
...'Feyesh': ...GG "Dool" GG
Merlock: EXPUUUUNGE!
Victor H.: dool more like DROOL LOL :awe: :sisterliner: :awe:
...'Feyesh': haha indeed
Bakudan: Oh God he's actually doing it.
Merlock casts a spell on all poisoned targets! The poison is expelled from their body, dealing 16 damage to each target and curing their poison.
Acre: ....EXPUUUUNGE!
Brownie: Well, it was nice being alive.
Merlock falls into the lava, burning alive.
Victor H.: this is a mario game, cake
Zing Li Fast: rofl, PWNED.
Brownie: My one regret is that I couldn't eat more wizard scrubs.
Zing Li Fast: That was... an unique way of winning this battlol.
Garrison Jr.: Well, I have a couple of shrooms to pass around if we need them
Bakudan: Are you guys okay?
...'Feyesh': lmao HEFF
Merlock:
Victory!!
Star Points: 50Star Points
Coins: 62Coins
Zing Li Fast pokes around, and finds nothing!
[MUSIC] Delvale Mines
Zing Li Fast: :(
Acre: he burned
of course you would find nothing
Koopeep: too bad
...'Feyesh': I wanted his bonyboos.
Bakudan: I feel... exhausted.
Zing Li Fast: So what was this ...(S)er up to anyway.
Shin: Oh, ow... That really hurt.
Koopeep: I'd have loved to get my hands on some ancient magic stuff.
Speaking of...
Shin: ... Brownie?! Aw jeez.
Zing Li Fast: oh gawd
hey brownie
Shin: Koopeeep!
Zing Li Fast: are you alive?
bees
Koopeep: Whaaaay
Zing Li Fast: Say bees.
Koopeep: t
Shin: We got a friend down!
Zing Li Fast: Why did you go and try to VORE that ...(S)er.
Koopeep: I know that
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: At least help a friend in need before you do... whatever the heck you're doing.
Koopeep: But look at this ball
Zing Li Fast: And I would have been expunged too, if it wasn't for Koopeep's summoning the meadow patch.
:/
Bakudan: We can check out the ball shortly!
Zing Li Fast: Sometimes the least expected thing saves you.
Bakudan: It's not going anywhere.
Koopeep: fffffffine
abracadaniel
Zing Li Fast: ...The_Brownie EATS YOUR RAZORBACK 1
Koopeep attempts to use ComeBack!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep:
rolling 12d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
1
+
5
+
3
+
5
+
3
+
5
+
1
+
6
+
1
+
1
)
=
5 Successes
Koopeep casts Come Back on Brownie! Brownie is revived at 6 health!
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Brownie: did somebody say
COME BACK
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: Aw, you're back.
Bakudan: So what is that thing?
Koopeep uses her INTENSE SMARTING on mysterious ball
Brownie: anyway i'm not doing so great
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: shin even worse
Koopeep uses some smarts.
Koopeep:
rolling (13+0)d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
4
+
3
+
6
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
5
+
4
+
3
+
3
)
=
6 Successes
Shin: Maybe take the time to... siiit?
Brownie siiiiiits.
Bakudan: Can we sit in a not-sauna?
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
6
+
1
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses some martmarts
The ball seems unlike anything ever seen before. It seems to pulse with magic power.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d68896
(
4771
)
=
4771
Pulse_Is_Power
All of a sudden... a light shines from the side.
Bakudan: ...Huh?
Acre: it was the runaway guys
Victor H.: Just in time>_>
Koopeep: Hyberbolic time machine?
...'Feyesh': .
Zyme Guy steps out of the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber.
Zyme Guy: ... Just in Zyme>_>
Zing Li Fast: oh hey son hey
Bakudan: ...What are you wearing?
Victor H.: .....jester Zyme>_>
Zing Li Fast: What are you doing here?
...jester Zyme>_>
Bakudan: Who the hell are you?
Garrison Jr.: And why are you here?
Acre: wait they were called runaway five. whatever
Zyme Guy: Oh look, a girl>_>
...'Feyesh': The Runaway Acres, gamers.
Bakudan: Go away.
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Bakudan: Someone push this chump into the lava, then let's steal his time machine.
Zyme Guy: But I cannot be so... easily distracted>_>
Zing Li Fast: So Zym, what are you doing here?
Zyme Guy: No matter how "angelic" a girl appears to be>_>
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Zyme Guy: I have been tasked as... the Zyme Police>_>
...'Feyesh': ..>"angelic"
Zing Li Fast: ...the Zyme Police>_>
Zyme Guy: I look over the vast Zymeways, searching for Zyme criminals>_>
Koopeep can't take her eyes off the ball
Zing Li Fast: What is a Zyme criminal>_>
Zyme Guy: >_>
Koopeep: Someone take care of this Doctor Who Zyme Lord guy
Zing Li Fast: ...Doctor Who Zyme L0rd guy
Zyme Guy: It's an interloper in the Zyme Continuum>_>
Acre: He's a Zyme L0rd.
Zing Li Fast: ...Zyme Continuum>_>
...'Feyesh': Tell Acre more about this Zyme guy.
Bakudan: Garrison, please command this guy to do something productive.
Zyme Guy: You guys are pretty>_> ... fine, that is>_>
... Fine>_>
Zing Li Fast: :3
Garrison Jr. attempts to use 'Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
3
+
5
+
3
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: I still don't get what you're doing here.
Garrison Jr. commands Zyme Guy to follow orders!
Garrison Jr.: Spit out why you're here, already!
Zing Li Fast: This is a dangerous place, son.
Zyme Guy:
rolling 3d6
(
6
+
3
+
2
)
=
11
... Gah!>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...Gah!>_>
...'Feyesh': Man, I love Zyme Guy.
Zyme Guy: You must not mess with that ball!>_>
It would be a... Zyme Paradox!>_>
beeoi h.: Man, I love sherbet ice cream.
Zing Li Fast: ...Zyme Paradox!>_>
what is this
Bakudan: What does that ball do?
Zyme Guy: It would later be utilized by another adventurer>_>
He has some hawt girls with him, I checked>_>
Zing Li Fast: Damn hot>_>
Uh.
Zyme Guy: You're right>_>
Zing Li Fast: So what does this ball do?
Zyme Guy: ... Damn hot!>_>
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Keep him away from my ball
Finders keepers
Zing Li Fast: So like, how the hell did you get into a time machine?
Koopeep: Rule of the land
Brownie: You got a shroom, betamale?
I'm feelin pretty down.
Zyme Guy: Hard work and dedication>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...betamale
Bakudan: Here, Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: Yeah. well, he touched the ball and got some hawt girls>_>, but how?
Bakudan gives Brownie the Mushroom.
Zyme Guy: I can offer some rest, actually>_>
Zing Li Fast: How are the ball and the "grrl"s related?
Brownie: Dude, you're more screwed up than I am, why won't you use it?
Bakudan: I don't want to.
Zyme Guy: I got two beds that are the best beds for two hawt girls even>_>
Brownie: That's messed, man.
Bakudan: ...No thanks.
Zing Li Fast: Damn hot>_>
Zyme Guy: But I need a favor with... one more interloper>_>
Brownie: You did more in the battle than I did but you won't take the mushroom.
Zing Li Fast: I don't get it, Zym.
Brownie reenacts a scene from Princess Mononoke and feeds Bakudan the mushroom
Bakudan: Who is the other interloper?
...'Feyesh': princess mononoke fetish
Zyme Guy: His name is L0rd_Fast>_>
Bakudan: Here we go.
Zing Li Fast: ...L0rd_Fast>_>
Bakudan: Well, let's do it I guess.
Koopeep hasn't given up her interests on the ball
Zing Li Fast: Well, what do you need from him?
Bakudan: Shin, are you still poisoned?
Nah, I'm just delusional.
Shin: Aw heh naw cuddy.
Zing Li Fast: ...cuddy.
Zyme Guy: I need him to leave>_>
And go back to his own Zyme>_>
Bakudan: Fair enough.
Zing Li Fast: Uhh... okay, but, where is he?
Garrison Jr.: We did send him here, so i suppose it's fair
Zyme Guy: He's actually become a leader of these bandits, and outed a dude named Locke Fast>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...Locke Fast>_>
Bakudan: ...Really?
Zing Li Fast: How did he do it?
Zyme Guy: With fancy technologies>_>
Bakudan: Well what are we waiting for?
Zyme Guy: So will you stay the subjective time that would count as a night>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...fancy technologies>_>
Uhh.
Zyme Guy: Uhh, I mean defeat L0rd_Fast>_>
Bakudan: Fine. Then we deal with Fast and then go home.
Garrison Jr.: After that fight, we really should
Zing Li Fast: Well, if you help us, Zyme.
Zyme Guy: You'll go home>_>
Zing Li Fast: Come on, join us.
Relax.
Koopeep: right after I...
take...
this...
Zing Li Fast: Fix yourself a picture of a demongirl>_>
Koopeep: bawl
Zyme Guy: ... Well, suit yourself>_>
Koopeep boiyoings to the ball
Bakudan: ...Koopeep.
You know...
Zing Li Fast: ...boiyoings
Bakudan: Those adventurers...
They might be Merlon and his Bowser-related friend.
Koopeep: So is this gonna be like a Castle Grayskull thing? Do I get a battle cat?
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: You would hurt the Bowser empire.
Zing Li Fast: Okay Zym, so like, where is L0rd Fast II?
Koopeep: Bakudan I will make you a battle cat
Zyme Guy: That's correct>_>
Acre: :3
...'Feyesh': :3
Zyme Guy: Morton Sr. himself gathers this ball>_>
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: He is located on a hill, building his domain>_>
I hope he doesn't hit you guys too hard>_>
Zing Li Fast: WTF, too hard. flop.
Well, will you come with us to his domain?
Zyme Guy: ... I like to watch>_>
Koopeep: fcknng
Zing Li Fast: oh you dirty zym
Koopeep: Can't I at least get like a little magic boost?
Zing Li Fast: Well, you'll be able to see a lot of hot attacks>_>
So come with us.
Keiki (GM): Do you want to touch it?
Koopeep: ...I'm gonna #smart it before it hurts me
...'Feyesh': "Touching is good."
Koopeep uses some smarts.
Koopeep:
rolling (13+0)d6>4
(
6
+
2
+
6
+
4
+
1
+
6
+
6
+
3
+
6
+
2
+
4
+
3
+
4
)
=
8 Successes
Magic Brain, will this hurt me if I touch it?
The ball looks like it will hurt you with untrained hands.
Zing Li Fast: ...Magic Brain
Koopeep: fiiine
Wish I had a pair of gloves
Magic mittens, evne
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: If you want>_>
You can touch me instead>_>
Koopeep boiyoings back
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Zyme Guy: I will be all sorts of touchable like you wouldn't believe on our little Zyme field trip>_>
Zing Li Fast: .
Well, come with us, Zym. Just try not to do weird moves on the two "grrl"s.
Bakudan: Shut up and let's go.
Zyme Guy: You could say>_>
You'd have all the Zyme in the world>_>
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Zyme Guy: ... Oh okay>_>
Bakudan enters.
Zing Li Fast: Well, let's get moving.
Zyme Guy: All aboard the Zyme Express>_>
Zing Li Fast enters the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber
Garrison Jr. enters the time pod
Acre: 3days in excess
Zing Li Fast: Just in zyme>_>
Keiki (GM): Everyone enters?
...'Feyesh': .
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: I dunno about this guys.
It just kind of seems like
Koopeep leads from behind
...'Feyesh': 2dark
but awesome music
Keiki (GM): The party gets a full rest, or what seems like it in a dimension outside time.
...'Feyesh': .
Except in god voice.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: After all we've been through working together to find Mario and stop badgnicks or evil badgers I'm beginning to think that all that was kind of tawdry in retrospect.
Zing Li Fast: .
[MUSIC] Fast Fort
Lord Fast II: Work harder, not smarter, boys.
Brownie: It sort of seems like time travel has basically negated the significance of our adventure.
Zing Li Fast: But it's "dopey".
Brownie: I mean who's to say that we'll even be back in a time we recognize when we come back?
And yeah, that's what I tell myself.
Bakudan: Just roll with it.
Zing Li Fast: nahhh this is a Murphy RPG we'll be back to normal tiem
Brownie: But is it really? When so many of us have been effected by this time in a way that will probably last for the rest of our lives?
I dunno, man.
Zing Li Fast: Relax.
Fix yourself ...one berry.
Brownie: It's like our brief existances were never supposed to branch beyond some sort of safe, E-rated gated community and that we're doing ourselves and the universe a disservice by continuing.
Bakudan: We're here!
A light shines on a tall hill.
Brownie: But yeah, this is unlike me.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Let's punch this fast guy in the head.
Zing Li Fast: It's his fault this happened anyway.
Bakudan: Fast!
Brownie: Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: More reason than I needed.
Bakudan: Hand her over!
Zing Li Fast: .
Lord Fast II: BWUH! Oh, uh, hey! It's you.
Bakudan: Hi.
Zing Li Fast: hi.
Lord Fast II: ...
Bakudan: I want Iris back.
Lord Fast II: Hi.
Zing Li Fast: How are you doing?
Lord Fast II: I uh... Well ya see...
Koopeep: We killed a wizard and now we'll kill you
Brownie: Man, I want all the eggs I can carry for this guy.
Lord Fast II: I'm kinda fresh out of Irises.
Bakudan: She hasn't shown up here?
Zing Li Fast: You're out of them...
But you said they were cute as a button.
Why did you waste them?
Lord Fast II: I know! And I tried to keep her as a cute little pet.
At least just one.
Zing Li Fast: Where is... one plant.
Lord Fast II: You know. The Iris.
Zing Li Fast: .
Where is this the Iris.
Koopeep: Did she turn into a giant navel piranha
Bakudan: If you can't produce her, I will do many undesirable things to you.
Koopeep: if she does then someone owes me a chuckola cola
Lord Fast II: I made oodles of coins on the rest though. They make good pets!
Zing Li Fast: chuckola cola fetish
Lord Fast II: Kinda rowdy though.
... Hm. I have a feeling that last sentence won't go over well.
Bakudan: Coins?!
Zing Li Fast: selling fetish
So you still have the original one, right?
Lord Fast II: I should probably activate this just as a precaution.
Lord Fast II activates his Amp Mech suit.
Zing Li Fast: .
Okay Amp dude.
Bakudan attempts to use Seed Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
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4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Tell us where the original plant is?
Bakudan pops out 4 special Seed Bombs, and can toss them wherever she pleases! They will detonate on Bakudan's next round, or when a foe steps on one.
Brownie: GOD I hate this thing.
Bakudan tries to jam Amp Mech's components with vines!
Zing Li Fast: ...GOD Brownie hates this thing.
Lord Fast II: Whoa, get this crud offa me! Let's talk this over or something!
Bakudan: Talk.
Keiki (GM): Smarts check.
Zing Li Fast: If you wanna talk, tell us where she is?
Bakudan uses some smarts.
Bakudan:
rolling (4+0)d6>4
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2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Isn't that right, Zym? We all want to see Iris.
The seeds don't seem to really be having a genuine effect on the Amp Mech.
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: if fast is out of irises, does that mean someone will stab his eyes :v
Bakudan: (Damnit...)
...'Feyesh': ...:v
Amp Mech: Alright. So I sold a bunch of piranha plants to... some Wiggler lady.
Brownie: I'm sick of this. Fast, we're gonna knock you into dust and then well find Iris on our own.
Zing Li Fast: wiggler fetish
Koopeep: Pogonia's great ancestor? Maybe? Or am I just jumping to conclusions
How many wigglers exist?
Zing Li Fast: I get it, you sold some plants. What we want to know is where is the original plant you used to make the clones.
Brownie:
rolling 6969
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=
6969
That many.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 0
()
=
0
Lord Fast II: I... I don't know. They make wily house pets! She escaped!
Zing Li Fast: ...You let her escape.
Bakudan: Where did she escape?
Zing Li Fast: You said she's cute as a button, and you let her escape.
Did you find a Princess Peach or something that distracted you from Iris.
Lord Fast II: The open highlands? Out of my cool base?
I mean look at this.
Zing Li Fast: Man.
Lord Fast II: This is a sweet place to build a new castle.
Koopeep: hey wait a minute
Zing Li Fast: You really should help us look for her.
Koopeep: When we were walking between hubland and boot town
Zing Li Fast: It's your fault Iris is Missing.
Koopeep: wasn't there a big massive huge tangled mess of a piranha plant bush
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: that look like it took centuries to grow
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: ... ZYME PARADOX>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...ZYME PARADOX>_>
Bakudan: Ack...
Koopeep: Am I on to something here or am I just talking crazy talk
Zing Li Fast: maybe, lol
Bakudan: I had a suspicion but I was hoping that was just Pogonia's pet gone wild.
Koopeep: Because if I am, we can go to the future and make super Iris aid us on our vengeance quest
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: provided she remembers a few people she knew only in her infancy
Acre: oh man what a story arc
Garrison Jr.: I bet she would remember Bakudan!
Acre: whoaaaaaaa
Shin: Bakudan, I think we might owe it to ourselves to fight this guy and... bring him to the Zyme police or whatever.
...'Feyesh': ikr
Bakudan: Fast.
...'Feyesh': group 1 story r00lz
Bakudan: Turn yourself in or we might have to hurt you.
Amp Mech: Hey, those sounded like fighting words!
Zing Li Fast: Hey.
Bakudan: You can save your castle and your mech if you give up.
Zing Li Fast: If you help us look for her, we'll spare you.
Keiki (GM): Coolness check!
Bakudan: Who?
Zing Li Fast tries to be cool.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (6+0)d6>4
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6
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)
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4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Bakudan.
Bakudan tries to be cool.
Bakudan:
rolling (8+0)d6>4
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6 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Reform.
Amp Mech: For... for real? What am I supposed to do with my legacy?
Koopeep: "Wanna fight" typically are fighting words.
Amp Mech: Just let some Locke Fast dude do it for me?
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: ...Where is that guy anyway?
Brownie: Sure why not.
Pursecut Bandit sneers.
Pursecut Bandit: That weak coot is probably in a cellar somewhere.
Look at this cool golem guy!
Zing Li Fast: If you find Iris in our search, maybe we can let you return to your new butt's domain.
Pursecut Bandit: He's electric. Electrical.
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': TheElectricalGolem
Amp Mech wiggles an arm.
Acre: just beat up the ball
Lord Fast II: ... You have a point.
Zing Li Fast: .
Lord Fast II: This time period kinda stinks.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: .
Lord Fast II: Nobody has any money except murderhobos. And I'm not cut out for that sort of thing.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: ...do we get star points for this? I think we should
Lord Fast II: Besides. This thing needs to charge somehow.
Zing Li Fast: .
You can just go back to your castle and enjoy your Peach posters.
And of course, the suepar Nintendo.
Ake: To be honest I want to fight him just to see what Cake planned out for his moves, I sorta feel bad if we undo that work.
beeoi h.: We would in Shadowrun. You get more karma from "good feelings" than combat.
...'Feyesh': I'd like a peaceful solution.
But I'm fine with whatever you do, Cake.
beeoi h.: Same here, I think this solution is fine.
Amp Mech: I... I surrender.
Zing Li Fast: .
I hope you aren't pulling funny tricks.
For once, be a decent l0rd.
Brownie: I'm not 100% on this but whatever, undercurrents of redemption and what have you. If we keep Koopeep alive why not you.
Acre: ok now attack the guy
Koopeep: We won!
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast: ...Let's Listen: Super Mario RPG (SNES) - Victory Fanfare (Extended)
awesome music
Well, okay L0rd. Let's get into the time chamber and leave this ...(S).
Zyme Guy: You won't be under arrest, but you must go back to your own time period>_>
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: You must... You must be with me>_>
Bakudan: You should let him bring his mech too.
Zing Li Fast: We'll be with you, so Zym won't be grabbing your ...(S) or something.
Yeah.
It's a cool device.
Koopeep: And Brownie, I wouldn't be talking shit about "keeping me alive"
Zing Li Fast: talking ...(S) fetish
Koopeep: Who was it that's brought your ass back from the brink of death twice in as many days?
Brownie: And that's why we keep you around.
Zing Li Fast: .
Lord Fast II compacts his mech.
Lord Fast II: Another time, old friend.
Bakudan: Are we going to bring your bandit friends to the future too?
Zing Li Fast: Alright sons. It's time to leave this shack.
Lord Fast II: Let's... let's just go.
Brownie: Yeah I think we've ...(S)ed up the timeline enough.
Koopeep: I want to know why exactly I keep YOU around.
Zing Li Fast: I'll miss our new friends from Julkoop.
Garrison Jr.: The bandits can continue their lives here, under Fast's ancestor
Zing Li Fast: Oh wellz.
Pursecut Bandit: You... You're just giving up? With that huge thing on your side?
Koopeep: Something to ponder next time you get in over your head.
Zing Li Fast: .
Pursecut Bandit: Wow, what a wimp.
Bakudan: What about Hamlet?
Garrison Jr.: Who hopefully is more fit for leadership
Zyme Guy: Hamlet would later go on to make fine literature in a... Zyme Paradox>_>
Zing Li Fast: STUF, you bandit ...(S)er.
...Zyme Paradox>_>
Bakudan: Works for me.
Acre: hamlet wrote shakespeare
Zyme Guy: Let's go>_>
...'Feyesh': ;
.*
Acre: ;)
Zing Li Fast: ;)
Bakudan: Yeah... let's go home.
Zing Li Fast: .
Goodbye, past.
Zyme Guy: Actually>_>
Koopeep: Hey Lemon and Zyme
Zyme Guy: There is one more thing for you to do, but it is not a favor of me>_>
Zing Li Fast: ..Lemon
:
Koopeep: Any way you can time travel us back to before Lord Bowser got kidnapped by that weirdo
Zyme Guy: Though I wish it was>_>
Aw>_>
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Koopeep: Or even better, before Barney here attacked my king and ruined my plan?
Zing Li Fast: ...Barney
Zyme Guy: It's unfortunatley... Unpossiblol>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...Unpossiblol>_>
Bakudan: So what is this other thing?
Zyme Guy: I am told it is to do with... This>_>
Zyme Guy pulls out a folded patch, as black as the night.
Zyme Guy: This is the Void Patch>_>
Koopeep: Looks like the inside of Zing's head.
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Bakudan: That's not very nice!
Zyme Guy: I forever guard it, despite not being an elder>_>
Bakudan: But thank you.
Zing Li Fast: Can we keep it?
Acre: So the celestial being of awesomeness has the light patch and this guy has the polar opposite
Zyme Guy: It was entrusted to me thanks to a... ZYME PARADOX>_>
...'Feyesh': .
Zyme Guy: ... Oh yeah>_>
I can give it to you>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...ZYME PARADOX>_>
.
gimme
Brownie: Thanks "pathetisad" guy.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Well...
Four patches down.
Four more to go.
Whew, what a long journey.
Zing Li Fast: .
gimme
Zyme Guy: I have many things left to do>_>
Zing Li Fast: One more thing, Zym.
What's with these clothes?
Zyme Guy: ... Zyme Paradox!>_>
Koopeep: I wonder if that other group of bunglers got any of the patches they were looking for.
Zing Li Fast: Are you trying to be a funny guy, because "grrl"s like funny guys?
...Zyme Paradox!>_>
Koopeep: I think they had one of them the last time we talked to them about it.
Zing Li Fast: ...bunglers
Koopeep: I'd be sincerely surprised if they had more.
Zyme Guy: You could say... I'm groovey>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...groovey>_>
I see>_>
Acre: I would be surprised if they have more patches that you, tbh
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: because you guys have exactly half of them
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: So anything else to do before we go home?
Zing Li Fast: I'd like to chill in Julkoop again, but watevs.
I can come back here l8r, through a ...Zyme Paradox!>_>
Bakudan: Whatever you guys like.
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: Maybe we could be Zyme Police together>_>
But much later for you>_>
Zing Li Fast: awesome
I am the law
Zyme Guy: I want you to... mature>_>
Zing Li Fast: ...mature>_>
Brownie: Whatever man, just get this over with.
Zing Li Fast: I'm mature enough. I can like, read this book without turning it upside down.
Zyme Guy: Let's all get close>_>
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: Inside... the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber>_>
Zing Li Fast: .
And one more thing.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Robber Bandit.
Bakudan walks past Zyme and into the machine.
Zyme Guy: Oh yeah>_>
Zing Li Fast gets into the Hyperbolic "angelic" Chamber
Zing Li Fast: Just in time>_>
Zyme Guy: Ladies>_>
Garrison Jr. enters the machine, does not get close to Zyme
Zing Li Fast: .
Zyme Guy: ... Just in Zyme>_>
Koopeep shoots a geometric barrage at some random rubble before getting in the chamber
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: That's my mark on history
forever
I'm immortalized now
Zing Li Fast has already left many (S)s for the world to decipher
The group enters the Hyperbolic Zyme Chamber, and are sent off back to the future they came from.
Zing Li Fast: .
I'll be back, Julkoop. koop.
Keiki (GM): End of session!
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: huzzah!
beeoi h.: Holy crap that was significantly shorter than group 2's sesh
...'Feyesh': That was pretty fun.
Koopeep: We did it wayy faster than group 2
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): Heh, yeah.
beeoi h.: Shorter than (S)run even
But yeah, GG Kids GG
Koopeep: 20 minutes sooner and I coulda met my friends for the movies. C'est la vie
...'Feyesh': This has been the last time we have been group 1.
.
Keiki (GM): Yo. Brownie leveled up!
beeoi h.: I guess we don't get "good feelings" EXP, heh.
...'Feyesh': Group hug.