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Brownie has just hurled Bakudan at the office's walls! She clunks to the ground because that's not really how bombs work, but she decides to explode on her own volition anyway!
[MUSIC] Delvale
...'Feyesh': .
Zing Li Fast: .
The group quickly leaves the cabin, hopeful that the explosion causes a big enough ruckus that it serves as a good distraction to enter the mine.
Zing Li Fast: The tattle log was "distaction".
Shin: I think that's good. Look, there's smoke, too!
...'Feyesh': Where am I, gamers.
Zing Li Fast came super fast at the sound of the explosion.
Zing Li Fast: hi lol hi
Brownie: Yo, let's get to movin' and groovin'.
Zing Li Fast: .
Let's rock and roll!
Garrison Jr.: And lock and load!
Bakudan follows behind Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: I mean, you guys rock and roll and clear the trouble. I'll come in after I'm done getting ready.
Shin: They're gonna come up this way, guys!
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Brownie: Good point. Do we take the slope?
Shin: We should just jump!
Brownie: Jump on it, jump on it.
Shin: If only Blargghoolio is here. I'd surf down this slope.
Garrison Jr.: No time for hesitation, then!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie just jumps!
The group jumps down below.
Garrison Jr. slides down the side
Zing Li Fast just flies!
Shin: Oof.
Zing Li Fast: deep falls. deep.
Shin: Who grabbed the key again?
Garrison Jr.: That wasn't so bad
Shin heads for the lock.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan plops the key on the ground.
Shin runs over and grabs the key.
Shin: Let's go, sons, let's go.
Shin unlocks the gate.
Zing Li Fast laughs at the key
Brownie leads Da Gang through the gate
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr. heads in first, just in case
Bakudan follows.
Brownie exccept after "Gary son"
Zing Li Fast enters Da Mine
[MUSIC] Delvale Mines
Zing Li Fast: ..."Gary son"
2dark
Brownie: Yoshis have low-light vision.
...'Feyesh': Awesome music, but I don't remember where from.
Acre: sticker star
...'Feyesh': .
It had some good music, at least.
Acre: maybe the ruins or the volcano.
...'Feyesh': .
A single Boney Ptooie Plant is unloading things from a minecart.
Brownie: What "things", god voice.
Boney Ptooie Plant: Ptooie!
Zing Li Fast: .
It looks like ore.
Shin: What's up, Garrison?
Garrison Jr.: If there's just one, we should be able to get by without trouble
Boney Ptooie Plant: Ptooie!
Brownie: Shut up.
I need this ore for my rune schmitty.
Acre: whose moon is this
Boney Ptooie Plant: Ppbbbt?
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
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6
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4
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2
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4
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5
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5
)
=
5 Successes
Brownie: Hmm. Not very effective scout, is it.
...'Feyesh': The questions remain, perhaps unfortunately so.
Garrison Jr. commands Iris to follow orders!
Garrison Jr.: Examine the east wall intently!
...'Feyesh': The Delvalian Moon.
Boney Ptooie Plant: Pbt... Pbbbt......
Acre: Ppbbbt is a very serious question, I agree.
...'Feyesh': .
Boney Ptooie Plant tries to recover from a status effect!
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling 5d6>4
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3
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6
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6
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3
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4
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3 Successes
Phbbbptptt!!
Garrison Jr.: Okay, let's go!
Boney Ptooie Plant examines the east wall. It took awhile for it to figure out directions for some reason.
Zing Li Fast: .
Minecart Mayhem!
Shin uses some smarts.
Shin:
rolling (11+-1)d6>4
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2
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2
+
6
+
2
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3
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1
+
6
+
4
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6
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6
)
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5 Successes
Hm... This stuff looks pretty valuable. But I think they're just discarding it.
Brownie: Let's take a ride on the minecart.
Zing Li Fast: .
It looks fun.
Shin displays raw power.
Shin:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
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3
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3
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2
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2
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3
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0 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Try harder.
Shin: Nnnnnngh... Geez guys, why are you all so heavy?
Zing Li Fast: Help us, degaso.
Garrison Jr.: Leave it to me, then
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr. displays raw power.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (8+0)d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
1
+
6
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3
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Garrison pushes the minecart along.
Garrison Jr.: ....wait, why am I doing this?
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Acre: nice. ice. animation.
Shin: ... Heh.
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie: Do it for the vine.
Zing Li Fast: .
wE'RE HAVING FUN
lol cAPS
Brownie: That's one big egg.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: You think I could carry that?
Shin: This is silly.
Zing Li Fast: old_guy: Perhaps.
Brownie: You're silly.
Boney Ptooie Plant: ... Pbbbttt?
Brownie: Look out, we're gonna crash! Aaah! (sonic adventure face)
Acre: oh man minecart battles, my favorite
...(sonic adventure face)
...'Feyesh': ...(sonic adventure fase)
Boney Ptooie Plant and its cohort jump on the minecart, preparing for high impact sexual violence.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
You're too lewd.
Boney Ptooie Plant: Phbbbbbt!
Zing Li Fast: I'm outta here.
Brownie: PUSH HARDER GARRISON
WE'RE GOIN IN HOT
Garrison Jr.: Well, you're the one in the cart
Zing Li Fast also pushes the cart
Garrison Jr. tries to push harder
Zing Li Fast displays raw power.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
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4
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2
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1
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6
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3
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2 Successes
Garrison Jr. displays raw power.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (8+0)d6>4
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6
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2
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4
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4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: Crush those lewd plants.
Boney Ptooie Plant displays raw power.
Zing Li Fast: They're too lewd.
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
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3
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1
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2 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant displays raw power.
Boney Ptooie Plant:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
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1
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6
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3
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1
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1 Successes
The two minecarts collide in a spectacular fashion! Zing and Garrison manage to overpower the two Boney Ptooie Plant duo!
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Get crashed.
Boney Ptooie Plant: Pbbt... Pbbbhbhbhtttbbt...
Zing Li Fast: #crymore
Brownie: This is the best idea we've ever had.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: What... What just happened?
Zing Li Fast hops back in the goddamn cart
Brownie: Can we go further, or is this uphill?
Shin: I... guess I'll get to pushing.
Zing Li Fast: .
It's going slightly downward, but the minecarts seem pretty old that they might need a push down an incline.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: ... Hm. Anyway!
Brownie: Hey Bakugan Brawler, you wanna take a look at that cracked giant egg back there?
Zing Li Fast: ...Bakugan BARLWer
The minecart proceeds through slowly.
Bakudan walks back to the cracked egg.
Bakudan looks at it.
Keiki (GM): Smarts check on the giant cracked egg.
Bakudan uses some smarts.
Bakudan:
rolling (4+0)d6>4
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1 Successes
It seems to belong to a sort of chicken genus. No idea what subspecies though.
Bakudan shrugs and walks back.
It seems like it's fragile though.
Zing Li Fast: .
Maybe it has a Giant Yishi?
Garrison Jr.: Maybe it was an ancient chicken. I heard they were as big as tuna
Zing Li Fast: WEEEIIIIIIRD
Acre: So what happened to the pipe21 NPCs?
...'Feyesh': .
They're pretty rad.
Shin: Hm. We've seen a lot of Boney Ptooie Plants down here!
Brownie: Thank you, captain obvious.
We've seen a lot of walls too.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: You wanna comment about that?
Shin: It makes me wonder where where Iris is, is all.
Bakudan: ...
Zing Li Fast: Brownie is so "dopey".
Garrison Jr.: And what they're doing if they're not after the ore...
If Fast's robot is in town, it's probably down here, then
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Gogogogogo cart.
Zing Li Fast: Go Cartgirls! :]
MORE battles?
Boney Ptooie Plant: Pbbbbttt?
Boney Ptooie Plant and its cohort move out of the way!
Zing Li Fast: That's right, sons.
We_Are_Power
The minecarts clunk harmlessly into each other.
Boney Ptooie Plant: Pbbbttthhbbttt!
Zing Li Fast: Silly, Clunk, you two plants.
Move that cart away.
The Boney Ptooie Plants are demanding to know their insurance.
Shin: What now?
Zing Li Fast: whbat
I don't know of no insurance. get out
Brownie: Is insurance something you can eat?
Bakudan gives one coin.
Zing Li Fast: VORE, gamers.
Garrison Jr.: Your cart is still perfectly functional!
Brownie: This works out though. Now we've got two carts.
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Bakudan also gives each one a yellow berry.
Boney Ptooie Plant seems delighted to get... 1 coin.
Zing Li Fast: It's like ...(S)ing Penguin's Slide here.
Boney Ptooie Plant also seems delighted as well.
Zing Li Fast: ...1 coin.
Brownie: Another giant egg.
Steev: ha ha ha cooking everything means I have to clean everything alone ha ha ha
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: ha
...'Feyesh': cleaning fetish
Acre heartily laffs
...'Feyesh': .
Boney Ptooie Plant: does steev have to clean up after himself haha just curious
...'Feyesh': haha indeed
Boney Ptooie Plant meant to say pffbbbhtb.
Garrison Jr.: Whoa, they can talk
Your secret's out
Zing Li Fast: That's too crude.
Koopeep falls from the sky or some shit
The boney plants scurry off.
Bakudan waves.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: You know what? I'll bite.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Brownie runs straight into the egg, trying to crack it.
Zing Li Fast: Lolwut~
Keiki (GM): Power check.
Zing Li Fast crashes on the goddamn egg
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Zing Li Fast, dealing 4 damage! A mysterious voice curses, but is thankfully censored by the moon with an "...(S)" for all the kiddies at home.
Brownie displays raw power.
Brownie:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
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4
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4
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1
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2
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=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast displays his Chaos_Is_Power
beeoi h.: There's an ant on my leg.
Koopeep: Shouldn't you try sitting on it to hatch it?
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d567
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240
)
=
240
beeoi h.: I should get a bonus for that.
Zing Li Fast: .
Where to?
Brownie can't seem to break the rock!
Zing Li Fast: left? right? brilliant? stupid? win? fail?
Shin: You alright Bakudan?
You seem out of it.
Bakudan: I've got the most killer headache, Shin.
Or at least, Shin on the left.
Zing Li Fast: that's bad juju
Bakudan: I swear you were walking backwards on the way here too.
Brownie: Fix Bakudan.
#Heal
Zing Li Fast: ...#Heal
Koopeep: um
Koopeep taps bakudan on the head with her wand
Koopeep: that should do it
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d880 for healing
(
776
)
=
776
Bakudan: Ow!
Shin: How's that explode game coming, though? Think you got it in you?
Bakudan: The tracks converge over there, so that place might be important.
Huh?
Of... course I can explode.
Why?
Brownie: I can't.
Teach me.
Bakudan: Go eat dynamite.
Garrison Jr.: That egg back there is cracked. You could probably shatter it
Shin: There's a wicked cracked rock over there.
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Bakudan: I wouldn't want to hurt the bird!
Koopeep: Do we know why this rock is here in the first place?
Maybe it's stopping something awful from coming through
Shin: Let's... not worry about it, I guess!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Life begins at hatch point, Bakudan.
Koopeep: You can't make me not worry about everything.
Zing Li Fast: worrying fetish
Bakudan attempts to use Explode!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
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4
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6
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2
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1
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5
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2
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2
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1
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing 4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Acre: tattle the rock
...'Feyesh': .
The egg is destroyed! And out comes the miracle of life.
Zing Li Fast: ...And out comes the miracle of life.
Koopeep: ...izzat a pokemon
Bakudan: That's a really small bird.
Brownie: Whoa it's a pokemon.
Garrison Jr.: I thought it had been fossilized!
Koopeep: that's a damn wingull
Goonie: Caaaaw!
Zing Li Fast: .
Goonie flies out toward the cave entrance.
Zing Li Fast: Why was his egg so yey-big.
Koopeep: Because if it was small it would hardly be an obstacle
Garrison Jr.: Right then, let's move in
Shin: Hm. Seems to be three ways to go.
...'Feyesh': Next time Acre gotta parry a meteor.
YOU CANNOT STOP HIM.
Acre: split up in three groups! that never hurts
Zing Li Fast: .
Where teh heck are Guy of Many Names, Goomdrick and Dark_KharoshiTROLL
Koopeep: Tight pinch
I swear to Bowser if things are about to get all 127 hours just kill me
The path is cramped.
Zing Li Fast: ...all 127 hours
Koopeep: The hell even are we right now
Bakudan shoves Shin into the path.
Garrison Jr.: Are we just looping back to the main path?
Brownie: This is some kind of Golden Sun dungeon nonsense.
Koopeep: This is why they stopped making those games.
Zing Li Fast: golden sun fetish
Acre: horf
Koopeep: wut
Yellow Magikoopa: Eh? Who's there?
Garrison Jr.: ...another Magikoopa?
Shin: Aw jeez.
Koopeep: Sup, cuz
Garrison Jr.: Why are you all hiding in caves and tombs?
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Because the world fears and shuns our brilliance even 500 years ago.
Yellow Magikoopa: Hello there.
Garrison Jr.: What is your mission?
Acre: hello.......yellow
Yellow Magikoopa: I'm trying to work on my technological devices in peace, here.
Zing Li Fast: HELLO YELLO!
Acre: .
Garrison Jr.: I don't see any devices
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie: This was not worth the trip.
...'Feyesh': .
Yellow Magikoopa: That's because I am but a tinkerer.
Koopeep: Anything particularly exciting?
Yellow Magikoopa: I build devices of my own.
Which I keep on my own person.
Koopeep: As usual, it seems that Magikoopas are the only folks doing any thinking around here.
Zing Li Fast: thinking fetish
Yellow Magikoopa: Well... If I do say so myself, I'd say the prospect of flying is entertaining.
Koopeep: GO ON
Zing Li Fast: ikr
Acre: ....!!!!!!?!?!
...'Feyesh': ...!!!!?!?!?!
Yellow Magikoopa: I've been working on some hexodecimal technology to get this doohickey broom to fly.
Koopeep lights up
Brownie darks down
Koopeep: You know, it's funny. I've been carrying this old thing around for weeks, trying to get it to fly
Koopeep shows off her mundane broom
Yellow Magikoopa: Technomagic is the way of the future, my friend.
Koopeep: Any luck getting it airborne yet?
Yellow Magikoopa: Yes, actually. Would you want me to enhance that broom of yours?
Koopeep tries not to cry
Koopeep: yes please
Yellow Magikoopa: I'm a tad broke, so... For only 50 coins, this broom will let you soar to new heights, baby.
Koopeep dumps 31 coins on the ground
Koopeep: Someone spot me some cash
Shin's rich, he'll help
Bakudan: You're so slow, Shin.
I thought you were going to document the rocks on the wall for hours.
Koopeep: Garrison you tried to shoot me, so you owe me one
Shin: Stop railroading me, jeeeez!
Garrison Jr.: Eh, sure
Garrison Jr. hands over 19 coins
Garrison Jr.: If it'll shut you up
Yellow Magikoopa: Oh baby! Well then. Let me see that broom of yours.
Koopeep: You're not the bottom feeder I took you for, prii-aasargeant Garrison
Koopeep hands over the broom
Shin: ... What'd she just call you?
Yellow Magikoopa time to work my... technology!
Garrison Jr.: Something very difficult for her
Yellow Magikoopa turns around and promptly begins to fiddle with the mundane broom.
Acre: pssh, where's the money group 1
Koopeep: Jokes on you, you're actually a lieutenant. I still called you the wrong rank a ha ha
Steev: I've been wondering that myself, Acre
...'Feyesh': .
Yellow Magikoopa: Time to adjust the sproing capacitor right here...
A little fine-tuning on the airtastic motherboard, aaand...
Voila!
Acre: The broom now has axe jetwings to the sides
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep now has the Pogobroom!
Koopeep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUig18llPo
Zing Li Fast: ...Pogobroom
Koopeep: p...pogo?
beeoi h.: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/288/tn_1235245586270.jpg
Zing Li Fast: ...Dissidia: Final Fantasy OST - Cosmos Victory Fanfare
Brownie: Can we go now?
Koopeep: but it still flies, right?
Acre: moon
Zing Li Fast: ...WOW! It's ...(S)ing nothing!
Yellow Magikoopa: Ya like it?
Zing Li Fast: ...moon
Koopeep: I do, I just need a quick tutorial on how to work it
Acre: Finding the moon is like finding all the hidden luigis
...'Feyesh': .
Yellow Magikoopa: Pretty new invention. I think you're getting it cheap, missy.
Anyway. It lets you hop on things. You can also bounce really really high!
See a pipe out of reach? No problem!
Want to jump up a tower? Pffft.
Brownie does SNOIC's idle animation where he taps his foot impatiently
Zing Li Fast: .
Steev: dying on the inside
why would you do this to me cake
Acre: Koopeep can now be Commander Keen.
Commander Keep
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: ...any way it can, y'know, do some constant suspended flight
Yellow Magikoopa: Well, it needs some time inbetween flights.
Koopeep: Got any whoosh drives or Pixl farts or anything like that?
Yellow Magikoopa: It'll keep you up in the air for at least a few seconds!
Acre: http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/50a963ce6115d.png
Zing Li Fast: ...gamebanana.com
Koopeep: Yeah but when people think of a magic broomstick, they sorta think "flying"
dont get me wrong, this pogobroom is neat and all
Yellow Magikoopa: Really? Hm. I should work on that next!
Koopeep: And when you do, you can give me the first one as thanks for inspiration
Is it a magikooparrangement?
Koopeep extends her hand
Bakudan also documents rocks on the wall.
Yellow Magikoopa: Sure! Just follow my medieval Twitter. It's just a bunch of literal birds.
Shin: Whoa! This is fun!
Koopeep: Dark wings, dark words.
Bakudan: Look Shin! It's... a quartz.
Bakudan taps it.
Koopeep: ...wait, when you say birds
Bakudan: No wait.
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Koopeep: it wouldn't happen to be a Wingull looking thing
Bakudan: Just another rock.
Koopeep: that hatched out of a giant egg
Yellow Magikoopa: A what now?
Koopeep: A Goonie?
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Think that's what it's called in this time.
Yellow Magikoopa: Maybe!
Garrison Jr. pretends to hold the passage against an implacable army
Koopeep: What do you mean m-...fine, ok
...'Feyesh': Man, this map is so huge.
It makes my comp really slow.
Koopeep: Just, send a bird with a flying broomstick after me the second you get it working, alrighty?
Shin: Grargh! I'm Shin the Devestator! And my cohort! Bakudan the Slow!
Look! My slowest minion just passed your defenses!
Look and weep!
Yellow Magikoopa gives a thumbs up.
Bakudan: Mr. Technokoopa.
Zing Li Fast: ...Grargh! Shin's Shin the Devestator! And his cohort! Bakudan the Slow!
Bakudan: If I give you this potato, thunderbolt, and jelectro, can you make the jelectro light up like a lamp?
Koopeep silently tries to put the shattered remains of her dreams back together with glue of hopeless optimism
Garrison Jr.: Bakudan was so slow, my entire reality slowed down
....and then something crashed
Yellow Magikoopa: ... That... Hm.
With Technomagic, I can maybe make things take place.
Yellow Magikoopa uses some smarts.
Yellow Magikoopa:
rolling (10+1)d6>4
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5 Successes
Yeah. When you just reroute the item-like properties of the Thunderbolt through the Jelectro cavity...
Bam. You got yourself a Jelectro Lamp.
...'Feyesh': ...Jelectro Lamp
Yellow Magikoopa: Just remember to change your potato every so often.
Bakudan: Fantastic! Thank you.
Zing Li Fast: .
Yellow Magikoopa: Man, did I just invent something? I should charge for that.
Bakudan gives 5 coins.
Yellow Magikoopa: Well aren't you a lady! I thank you.
Bakudan: Have a nice day!
Brownie gets so bored he learns how to phase through walls
Koopeep: Well, we'll let you get back to your... cave sitting.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: Brownie is now the wall.
Let's go check on that guy.
Koopeep: Don't forget. Flying broomstick. Send me one. Kthxbai
Zing Li Fast: He has become one with the ancient moon scribbles.
Steev: I'm starting to think Cake just doesn't want to make a sprite of Koopeep on a broomstick...
Brownie: Should we go this way?
...'Feyesh': sprite fetish
Keiki (GM): Smarts check on Brownie!
beeoi h.: It's against the vision of the game.
Brownie: ...okay
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
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5 Successes
Brownie notices something peeking through his stuff!
Brownie: Hey, ...(S) you!
Steev: dafuq
Candle Squeak has stolen 11 coins and an item!
Brownie goes at it, all or nothing!
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Candle Squeak, dealing 12 damage! Nothing was inside the egg!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Candle Squeak, dealing 5 damage! A mysterious voice sounds off, saying "In, at, or to this place or position."
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
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5
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5
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1
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6
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
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2
)
=
0 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
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1
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2
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=
0 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 1d6>4
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3
)
=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 7d6>4
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4
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2
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4
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3
+
2
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2
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4
)
=
3 Successes
beeoi h.: I do what I just did only 4 REAL.
...'Feyesh': First strike?
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
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1
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4
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3
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5
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=
2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Yep!
Candle Squeak takes initiative!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 1d6>4
(
4
)
=
1 Successes
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: For...one enemy.
Keiki (GM): Make a Smarts roll!
Or.
However you planned to attack this chump.
Brownie: I threw d'egg
...'Feyesh': ...one enemy.
Keiki (GM): Smarts then!
Brownie: I assume that's coolness, but I dunno
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
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6
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6
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1
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4
+
1
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1
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5
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=
5 Successes
Brownie goes at it, all or nothing!
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Candle Squeak, dealing 12 damage! Nothing was inside the egg!
Zing Li Fast: I will attack ...one enemy.
...One enemy is who I will attack.
Candle Squeak tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Keiki (GM): Welp. Hold on.
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Candle Squeak!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
6
)
=
5 Successes
Brownie: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.
Zing Li Fast: jaoabese fetish
Candle Squeak tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
2
+
2
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Eeek!
...'Feyesh': He flopped. "my turn"
Candle Squeak is hit by the egg, but barely holds on.
Zing Li Fast: I got a 5 roll.
Dodge that, ...(S)er.
Brownie: ...(S) him! ...(S) him like he ...(S)ed my items!
Keiki (GM): Technically Brownie gets another move!
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Brownie: Oh.
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie gets another move.
Koopeep: shit
Zing Li Fast: KS
Keiki (GM): Because of the first strike.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Is there a way I can deliberately do less damage on purpose to disgrace this guy?
Because I will do that.
Zing Li Fast: Use False Swipe obv.
Brownie uses POWA, but holds back
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Candle Squeak!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
2
+
2
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Keiki (GM): Power check regardless!
Brownie goes at it, all or nothing!
Brownie slices Candle Squeak with a Fire Bar, dealing 10 damage.
Candle Squeak tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
6
+
2
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Candle Squeak is defeated!
Zing Li Fast: That wasn't holding back EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOUGH.
Candle Squeak drops the coins and a Jammin' Jelly that was inside Brownie's pack!
Zing Li Fast: Aww, I was so close to getting the hit. :S
...:S
Brownie: That's my item, you dolt.
Man, who the heck just steals a guy's stuff like that?
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': We should get fanfare music once battles end.
Garrison Jr.: This is a less civilized time, remember
Zing Li Fast: .
Candle Squeak:
Victory!!
Star Points: 10Star Points
Coins: 9Coins
Brownie pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Delvale Mines
Zing Li Fast: omgwtfyay
Candle Squeak:
rolling 1t[PastLoot]
(
Star Storm
)
=
0
Acre: pk
star
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: stoooorm
oh
Brownie: .
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: pk star.
Brownie: Alright, keep going, but be careful.
...'Feyesh': it is a shower of .s
.
Acre: .
Zing Li Fast: .
Sidestepper: .
Koopeep: Bakudan with your potato so bright, won't you light our way tonight?
Zing Li Fast hits ...one block
Koopeep hits another block
Candle Squeak:
rolling 1t[CelestialLoot]
(
Star Storm
)
=
0
:
rolling 1t[CelestialLoot]
(
Boo's Sheet
)
=
0
Acre: hey
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: wrong place!!!!!
...'Feyesh': ...wrong place!!!!!
Keiki (GM): Yeah, youse right.
:
rolling 1t[PastLoot]
(
Dried Bouquet
)
=
0
:
rolling 1t[PastLoot]
(
Potato
)
=
0
Acre: :D
Brownie: ...Potato
Zing Li Fast: :D
Ake: I prefer the old loot.
...'Feyesh': ...Potato
.
Zing Li Fast tries to take the Bouquet, but his pack is full!
Zing Li Fast gives the Dried Bouquet to Koopeep
The Potato stirs up old memories of some Boo.
Keiki (GM): Also, be right back!
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: oh wow dead flowers you shouldnt have
Zing Li Fast: Enjoy
:3
Acre: What is Koopeep's side on this whole "rivalry" between her and Wanda?
...'Feyesh': ......"rivalry"
Steev: what do you mean?
we have a rivalry?
...'Feyesh': Tell Acre more about Wanda vs. Koopeep.
Steev: since when
Acre: Is she also RRRGHGHH I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG or is she chill about it
...'Feyesh': ...RRRRGHGHH Acre HATES THAT HEDGEHOG
Steev: I mean
Koopeep never mentions wanda unless she's around
So
chill?
Acre: cool. cool.
...'Feyesh': .
Steev: Like chill to the point that this is the first time I've heard there's supposed to be a rivalry
Acre: :v
Keiki (GM): Sorry! I'm back.
Ake: Have you seen the group 2 sessions?
Steev: has wanda been all robotnik
Ake: Yep.
Steev: i'm usually out saturday nights
Acre: wanda is koopeep's robotnik
...'Feyesh': :v
Steev: ...why tho
Acre: is koopeep was a hedgehog
*if
Keiki (GM): Yeah, it's pretty amusing and I have no idea
Acre: it's character development
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: of COURSE you wouldn't understand
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: Just like a dark boo to be jealous of her superiors
The party feels watched.
Garrison Jr.: ...are those mouse holes?
Candle Squeak: No take loot! No take loot!
Zing Li Fast: Stop staring!
Acre: group 2 seshs are p cool tho, like how we wasted almost three ours stuck in a multichain fetchquest and then in a battle with dopey music
Brownie: We take loot alright.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative.
[MUSIC] Battle 1
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Acre: 'ours, govna
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
6
+
6
+
4
+
6
+
6
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Woo
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep: oh there's the things we're fighting, ok
Candle Squeak takes initiative!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
6
+
5
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
6
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep: god-tier battle music
...'Feyesh': yay kamek
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Candle Squeak!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
6
+
1
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Acre: battle 7 imo
The Candle Squeaks crawl out of the holes!
...'Feyesh': .
Candle Squeak tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
1
+
2
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Candle Squeak!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
oops
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Candle Squeak, dealing 5 damage! A mysterious voice sounds off, saying "In, at, or to this place or position."
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: Superstar saga normal battle when keiki
Shin attempts to identify Candle Squeak.
Shin:
rolling 11d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
1
+
1
+
5
+
2
+
4
+
6
+
5
+
1
+
5
)
=
7 Successes
...'Feyesh': .
Shin: Ah, a Candle Squeak! These are pretty ancient creatures.
That's a Candle Squeak. HP is 13, FP is 5, Attack is 7, and Defense is 0.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: They have an affinity for stealing things, as well as a bit of fire.
Zing Li Fast: That sounds barribad.
Shin: They create walls of fires to cover their escape when they steal your things. Hold your stuff tight!
Shin utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Shin:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
6
+
2
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Oops.
Brownie: Hey, focus here.
Bakudan: Shin, no.
Shin is actually a mouse.
Koopeep: If we throw our garbage at them will they leave? Because I've got some dead flowers I don't need
Zing Li Fast: shin wt...(S)
Acre: BETRAYAL
Koopeep: This is a shocking development
Zing Li Fast: But it was my gift.
Garrison Jr.: Can we trust no one?
Koopeep: I already had one
...'Feyesh': ...Shin is actually a mouse.
Koopeep: So is this going to be the part of the story where Shin betrays us to fight with the rat people?
Zing Li Fast: betrayal fetish
Bakudan: Brownie was so shocked he didn't even dodge.
Koopeep: Because honestly I feel like you're just copying me and I'm so offended
Brownie tries to dodge Candle Squeak's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
3
+
3
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Candle Squeak runs up to Brownie and sinks its fangs in, dealing 7 damage!
Candle Squeak: That's for my compadre!
Zing Li Fast: .
Candle Squeak creates a wall of fire 12.5 feet long. All foes who try to pass the wall will be burned for 5 damage. Passing the wall requires a Recover check of 3.
Koopeep: So wait
am I
how did I end up ALONE
WHERE'S ZING
Zing Li Fast: hi lol hi
Koopeep: oh, there you are. The turn order menu blocked my view
Candle Squeak: Sh... Shiny!
Candle Squeak tries to steal an item ! Zing Li Fast must make a Recover check or risk an item being stolen!
Candle Squeak tries to be cool.
Candle Squeak:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
1
+
4
+
1
+
4
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: turn order fetish
Zing Li Fast tries to recover from a status effect!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
5
+
5
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Candle Squeak: Gimme dat stuff!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) it, sucker.
Candle Squeak utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Candle Squeak:
rolling 7d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
1
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Candle Squeak's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
1
+
6
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie:
rolling 8d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
5
+
4
+
6
)
=
6 Successes
Bakudan wishes for a miracle.
Bakudan:
rolling 9d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
6
+
2
+
3
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: whbat
Brownie wishes for a miracle! That's a lot of wishing power, son.
beeoi h.: (msn time emoticon)
Zing Li Fast: ...(msn time emoticon)
...(S) them, Brownie! ...(S) them like they're trying to ...(S) our items!
beeoi h.: Oh it was my turn.
Nice.
Zing Li Fast: Ice.
Keiki (GM): Haha, I thought that's what you were doing or something.
Koopeep uses Smarts on Candle Squeak!
Koopeep:
rolling 12d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
3
+
2
+
6
+
4
)
=
7 Successes
Keiki (GM): Did you want to make a move?
beeoi h.: I figured that you would like...indicate that I dodged or whatever.
Fine.
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Candle Squeak, dealing 6 damage!
Ake: I kinda think the wish was a great use of his turn.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Candle Squeak into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Candle Squeak out.
...'Feyesh': .
beeoi h.: ...Wait, what does wish actually do?
...'Feyesh': :
Koopeep: brownie wait your own turn
Keiki (GM): It generates wish power so you can use Terra Wishes in the worst system imaginable.
beeoi h.: Sounds gr8.
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: No one uses the patches, we should have given them to bowser
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Bakudan: Merlon would be ashamed of us.
Brownie VOREs DONUTS and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 7 eggs.
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): ... DONUTS
Zing Li Fast: ...DONUTS
Keiki (GM): Which one?
beeoi h.: The one to the right of me is named DONUTS.
...'Feyesh' heartily laffs at Candle Squeak.
...'Feyesh' heartily laffs at Candle Squeak.
...'Feyesh' heartily laffs at Candle Squeak.
Shin: What about Merlon?
Koopeep: You know, if someone was to use the ocean patch, we could probably put out that fire
...'Feyesh' heartily laffs at Candle Squeak.
Keiki (GM): Which one did Koopeep attack?
Acre: guys, get the sars
and stars
Zing Li Fast: ...sars
Acre: and also the kzar
Koopeep: The one in front of Zing
...'Feyesh': Ztaracre, gamers.
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: indeed
Zing Li Fast: .
beeoi h.: GARRISON'S TURN
Koopeep: Yo Garrison, how about some ocean patch
beeoi h.: Apparently we're not announcing that
...'Feyesh': .
Garrison Jr.: Hmm...
It'd be a waste against this rabble
Koopeep: I mean
it'd wash them all away
and put out the fire
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: and we literally have never used any of these even once
Shin: ... I'm starting to see shapes in the fire, Bakudan!
Garrison Jr.: Then I will use Flood!
however that is done
Bakudan: ...Are you okay Shin?
Garrison Jr.: So taht these patches don't go to waste
Every character must do an Action Command!
Bakudan attempts to use SWOOSH!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
4
+
3
+
1
+
1
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: Great. Shin is going to kill us all after he passes the test of the laughing fire. We're fucked
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Flood!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
4
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep attempts to use Flood!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep:
rolling 11d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
1
+
4
+
1
+
4
+
4
+
4
)
=
8 Successes
Baller
Shin attempts to use FWOOSH!
Shin knows about timed hits!
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
2
+
3
+
5
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
beeoi h. attempts to use Fuck!
beeoi h. knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.:
rolling 7d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
6
+
5
+
6
+
2
+
2
)
=
5 Successes
...'Feyesh': That's too lewd.
Brownie: I'm prepared.
Keiki (GM): ... Sveeeeee
...'Feyesh': whbat
Keiki (GM): Do an Action Command!
Acre: he did
Keiki (GM): Huh. I don't see it for some reason.
Zing Li Fast attempts to use TheElectricalFlood!
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 6d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
6
+
3
+
3
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Ake: Me neither, weird.
Acre: Koopeep:
rolling 11d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
1
+
4
+
1
+
4
+
4
+
4
)
=
8 Successes
...
whoops!
...'Feyesh': Here it goes again.
...whoops!
Acre: .
The wishes of the party are made real by the power of the Ocean Patch!
A magical tidal wave roars across the area, rushing over all enemy targets, dealing 14 damage!
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie: We did it wet-it
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
All Squeaks have been defeated!
Koopeep: Koopeep did it again
Acre: Man, the fissure patch was boring as hell
Bakudan: That's actually pretty powerful.
Keiki (GM):
Victory!!
Star Points: 40Star Points
Coins: 42Coins
Koopeep pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Delvale Mines
Brownie: I probably should have done that on my turn.
Keiki (GM):
rolling 1t[PastLoot]
(
Blue Potion
)
=
0
Koopeep: Blue goo
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: How'd you guys put out that fire?
Steev: Also wait, are Coins and Star Points split between the party? Because I never got that
Brownie: Magic
Shin: Coins are, Star Points aren't.
Steev: Gotcha, thanks
Bakudan: Hope your Bouquet/potato was worth it!
Brownie: SO where to now?
And hey, those guys are jerks. They deserve it.
Garrison Jr.: Let's go... left
Steev: I got a blue potion
Brownie: Gotcha.
Koopeep: So did I
Brownie goes left.
Garrison Jr.: They'll never epect it
Zing Li Fast: jerkfaces D:
Shin: Welp.
Garrison Jr.: ...once we're back at the rail junction
Koopeep: And whenever it's time to update my loot bag, I'll throw out my dried bouquet to make room for whatever it is
Brownie: Can't seem to make it past this mysterious solid barrer.
I tried phasing throuhg the wall again, it didn't work.
Shin: Do you need me to comment on the wall?
Alright. This seems to be where we started.
Brownie: I'll just make my way around like a normal Yoshi.
Brownie mine
Brownie mines the mine in the mine
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie gets three Ptooie Bones!
Bakudan: What!
Brownie: Man, that was a waste.
Garrison Jr.: How grim...
Brownie: The heck are these?
Bakudan: Why?
Shin: What is that?
Oh. I think those are the bones the Ptooie Plants spit around.
Brownie tries to make a whole Ptooie out of the three bones
Acre: smarts check
imo
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+69)d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
4
+
6
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
6
+
5
+
1
+
6
+
3
+
4
+
6
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
1
+
6
+
2
+
4
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
5
+
3
+
5
+
2
+
5
+
1
+
3
+
5
+
1
+
6
+
5
+
4
+
4
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
4
+
3
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
6
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
3
+
6
+
1
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
1
+
5
+
1
+
4
+
5
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
5
+
3
+
2
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
2
)
=
39 Successes
Acre: good.
Brownie makes a Boney Ptooie Plant in his imagination.
Shin: I'm honestly perplexed how we could use these.
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie: Like I said, waste.
Koopeep: Anyone want me to check out these holes?
I can bounce in and out of them.
Brownie: "Mega bummer, dude"?
Koopeep: I got a new broom that lets me do that
Brownie: Go ahead, if you got the tech.
Zing Li Fast: bonyboo thinks bonyboo thinks we can use them to whack each other.
Bakudan: I think that's coal.
Brownie: Oh yeah, it is.
Unfortunately, those are piles of coal.
Brownie: Maybe there's holes beneath the coals.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe we could use these bones to befriend the Ptooies
Koopeep bounces on the piles of coal anyway you can't stop her you're not a cop
Zing Li Fast: coal fetish
Shin: You seem to be enjoying that after all!
Zing Li Fast: Be careful Koopeep, your robes may get dity. :awe:
Brownie: Let's go right.
Shin: Hm. Oh hey!
Shin hits da block for the first time.
Koopeep: swear to bowser there'd better be some Shine Sprites around here
Shin: Hey, that's kinda fun. Maybe I'll do it like once or twice.
Shin finds 12 coins!
Zing Li Fast: .
Lots of gibberish can be heard!
Zing Li Fast: Hurt The_Heap once, shame on you, hurt him twice...
Koopeep phases through the wall to ask the yellow magikoopa about her new broom. still nothing
Garrison Jr. peeks carefully around the corner
Brownie: You guys are gonna give me a heart attack.
It's a minecart traffic jam! There's been a pile-up!
Bakudan: Who is doing this? Poor Iris...
Zing Li Fast: ..."heart attack"
Boney Ptooie Plant: Pbbphhbpptt!
Shin: Do think we could just kind... shuffle around this?
Brownie: Hmm.
Bakudan: Maybe Garrison can command them again.
Brownie: How can we welp?
Or help.
Help or welp.
Zing Li Fast: ...Help or welp.
Shin: Hm. Maybe one of them is broken or something.
Koopeep: I can #smarts this problem
Koopeep will #smarts this problem.
Koopeep: error in my formula fuckin
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
2
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
4
+
5
+
4
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep: why
Zing Li Fast uses some martmarts
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d5858
(
3743
)
=
3743
Brownie tries to look to see if there's any issue with the mechanics of the carts.
Koopeep: so my smarts check is broken or some shit
Brownie notices that one of the wheels is bent inward from some sort of crash.
Koopeep uses some smarts.
Koopeep:
rolling (12+3)d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
4
+
2
+
5
+
5
+
1
+
4
+
6
+
4
+
2
+
2
+
5
+
3
+
3
)
=
8 Successes
okay so it only works if I put in a zero
k
Just pretend I found the problem. Koopeep is a hero
Brownie: Maybe if we take the inward wheel
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: And make it...not inward
The world will thank us.
Koopeep: like... outward?
Brownie: Brilliant, yes.
Keiki (GM): Power check on Brownie.
Koopeep: You know, Garrison is roughly the size of the wheel. He could be a stand in wheel just until we pass by these guys...
Shin: I... guess he is pretty round.
The Boney Ptooie Plants continue arguing.
Garrison Jr.: I won't lower myself to such a thing!
Koopeep: Be a team player.
Garrison Jr.: Figuratively, I suppose I can't physically lower myself further
Brownie displays raw power.
Brownie:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: I bet your squadron wouldn't have left if you used yourself as a wheel once in a while
Brownie successfully bends it back in place, though he almost breaks the wheel off.
The Minecart seems to roll now.
Brownie: I did good.
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Boney Ptooie Plant: Phhbbbt? Phbt!
Koopeep: Is... is that good?
I don't get what's happening
Garrison Jr.: Order is restored
Zing Li Fast: The_Koopeep doesn't know.
Brownie: Like I said.
I did good.
Boney Ptooie Plant struggles to get by, but he manages to pull the cart.
Brownie: I get Karma for this.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie in Delmines: Idolized
Garrison Jr.: No guards so far... Maybe they thought the ones at the entrance would be enough
Acre: why is zing in a wall
is he.....a rebel?
Shin: Maybe we've just been really lucky so far.
Brownie: Yeah, good thing you reminded me. Let's keep going before we get spotted.
...'Feyesh': oops
Brownie keeps goin'
Zing Li Fast also keeps goin'
Koopeep koops on peepin on
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: The proverbial light at the end of the tunnel
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr. peers out before going through
Zing Li Fast spots the dawg
Brownie: Fiyahballs? Yummy!
...'Feyesh': Awesome map, Cake.
Brownie: I like this place already.
Zing Li Fast: it is hawt. hawt.
Brownie: Keep a steady pace and don't fall off.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: Whew. It's hot in here.
Bakudan: This looks dangerous.
Koopeep: Sweet lava. Reminds me of a Koopa Fortress.
Garrison Jr.: I see stairs, but no way to reach them
Koopeep: I got this
Garrison Jr.: I don't see signs of mining, either
Brownie: Yeah, I think half our team can make it at this point.
Koopeep shows off her mad hoppin skills
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: ... You guys can do that whole jumping thing.
Acre: Nice lava.
Shin: I don't think I could make it back to that.
...'Feyesh': .
Victor H.: Seems like my scene.
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: grandgrandgrandgrandpappy blargghoolio
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): ... Sorry, thought I deleted a map for a second.
Acre: delete the casino
Koopeep: Zing, dare to take the stairs?
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
You first!
Koopeep: Fine
Zing Li Fast: :)
Koopeep boldly goes where no one has gone before
Zing Li Fast: Be careful etc
Koopeep trips on her robes like always
Zing Li Fast follows behind Koopeep
Zing Li Fast is not playing BARLW, so no tripping for him
Koopeep and Zing head down the stairs.
Zing Li Fast: ok
You get this one.
Koopeep: MINE
eeeheeee
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep hits the block
Zing Li Fast: Enjoy, caress it and all that stuff
Koopeep: ...did the stairs turn into a spring at one point?
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast sproings back up
Koopeep has got the Shine Sprite!
Koopeep: Everything's coming up Milhouse
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: That's some ominously placed stairs right there.
Zing Li Fast: .
Red hot Bloopers eye Koopeep and Zing. They shoot rocks at them!
Dodge!
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 7d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
1
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
I'm outta here.
Koopeep tries to dodge Shin's attack!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
5
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Acre: red hot chili bloopers
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Zing Li Fast!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
4
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: nice try shin
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Koopeep!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
6
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
2
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
oh
Fire Blooper spits a hot rock at Koopeep, dealing 4 damage!
Koopeep: owh
Zing Li Fast: brownie pls
Brownie: The bloopers are a'bloopin!
Zing Li Fast: ..."Protect" us!
Zing Li Fast successfully avoids harm, but Koopeep gets hurt on her bounce back!
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: I've been hurt on my bounce back!
Fire Blooper retreats back into the lava.
Zing Li Fast: .
Damn Blooperzus.
Shin: Think we can trust this harrowing bridge?
Koopeep: ...anyone dare me to bounce it?
Brownie: You bet.
Koopeep: I feel like Tigger
Brownie: I've never known a bridge more trustyworthy.
Keiki (GM): Coolness check.
Garrison Jr.: Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Keiki (GM): ... If you want to bounce it.
Koopeep tries to be cool.
Koopeep:
rolling (11+0)d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
1
+
5
+
4
+
6
+
2
+
2
+
3
+
3
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep tries to style, but gets seared when she lands in the lava! Pretty rad bounce though.
Koopeep: fuk
Koopeep takes 5 damage!
Acre: rip koopeep
she tried to be cool
Steev: she shoudn't have tried to be cool
Koopeep leaps right back out of thet lava.
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: try, try again
Koopeep: ok, Garrison, now it's your turn to bounce across the lava
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Koopeep, healing for 8 HP!
Garrison Jr.: My feet have always been good enough for me
Koopeep: I believe in you
Brownie: Everyone, get up on the bridge if you are cool.
Zing Li Fast: .
The Fire Bloopers leap from the lava to shoot rocks once more!
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Garrison Jr.!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
4
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep: fucking Zoras
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Brownie!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
3
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr. tries to guard against Fire Blooper's attack!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 3d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Let's just say all of them are two.
Garrison Jr.: whoa, what happened to my defense
Brownie tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
3
+
2
+
2
+
6
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
A grave mistake has occured.
Keiki (GM): Anyone crossing the bridge is probably going to get pelted.
Bakudan tries to guard against Fire Blooper's attack!
Bakudan:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
3
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Fire Blooper spits a hot rock at Garrison Jr., dealing 3 damage!
Koopeep tries to guard against Fire Blooper's attack!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Fire Blooper spits a hot rock at Brownie, dealing 5 damage!
Fire Blooper spits a hot rock at Koopeep, dealing 4 damage!
Koopeep: fak
hey look another egg
Shin tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
4
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan: What lays those?
Shin gambles 5 coins to help cover his escape!
Shin:
rolling 5d6>4
(
3
+
2
+
1
+
1
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Dangit.
Brownie: Run, sons!
Fire Blooper spits a hot rock at Shin, dealing 5 damage!
Brownie runs, sons
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Stupid not cool bouncing pogo stick
Shin: Man. That's annoying.
... Shin, did you just fly through super fast or something?
... Shin. Zing!
Brownie drinks Dah Red Potion
Bakudan: You're weird.
Zing Li Fast: Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
#2fast4u
Koopeep: Hey Zing, you should try pushing that egg into the lava.
Shin eats a Mushroom.
Koopeep: Maybe a Moltres will hatch out of it
Zing Li Fast: I...I... can't push a banan.
too heavy. flop.
beeoi h.: how many hp in a red potion
Bakudan attempts to use Seed Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
6
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
3
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan pops out 3 special Seed Bombs, and can toss them wherever she pleases! They will detonate on Bakudan's next round, or when a foe steps on one.
It seems to be a random spire.
Bakudan throws seed bombs at the egg.
Koopeep: Attagirl!
Zing Li Fast: .
beeoi h.: how
Brownie: many hp
Burning Brownie: in a red potion
Bakudan: There.
Much prettier.
My job is done.
Keiki (GM): It's 3d8.
Brownie:
rolling 3d8
(
3
+
5
+
1
)
=
9
That many.
Mystery solved.
Keiki (GM): That many.
Koopeep: ..do your seed bombs not explode
Bakudan: They explode into wonder and beauty!
Isn't it fantastic?
Brownie: Whoa, what's up with that egg?
Koopeep: ...sure.
Bakudan beautified it.
Bakudan nods.
Shin: Maybe you could make the plants... do something to the rock? I dunno. It looks pretty though!
Brownie: Hold on.
Bakudan: Can I mind control the plants?
Brownie swalows a bomb plant.
Shin: That's... a good question.
Koopeep: There is no description for Seed Bomb what does any of it do
Brownie VOREs Bomb Plant and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 7 eggs.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Garrison!
Brownie throws the bomb plant egg at the cracked rock.
Bakudan: Can you command my plants?
Or that.
Keiki (GM): the what
beeoi h.: Egg.
Keiki (GM): You can't vore from that far away!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: You wanna try, Garrison?
beeoi h.: ...What happened to the plants?
Whatever.
Garrison Jr.: Easy shot
Garrison Jr. fires at the egg
Keiki (GM): Power check!
Garrison Jr. displays raw power.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (8+0)d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
6
+
2
+
3
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Since the egg has been weakened at the structure, the rock breaks apart!
Koopeep: Ye
Anyone want me to get ti for them?
Bakudan: Nice shot!
Brownie: I deserve it.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: I vote Shin gets it.
Brownie: I had the idea to uh
Koopeep bounces like a gummy bear
Brownie: Cross the bridge.
Koopeep snags yet another Shine Sprite and tastes the sun-packed taste of Sunny D
Zing Li Fast: ...Sunny D
Shin: I dunno, I think there's other people that could use it!
Bakudan: I want omega tattles.
Keiki (GM): Coolness check on going back!
Zing Li Fast: ...omega tattles
Koopeep tries to be cool.
Koopeep:
rolling (11+0)d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
2
+
2
+
3
+
3
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
3
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep barely reaches the edge!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Pretty smooth flyin', fox.
Koopeep: barely still counts, huzzah'
Who wants it the most?
Shin: Here, I'll help you up.
Koopeep: Shin does
Koopeep gives the Shine Sprite to shin
Shin: I'll... hold onto it!
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Courtesy goes a long way, people
Zing Li Fast: One day, I'll get my last damn Shiny Sprite.
Brownie: Looks like it's a one way street.
Bakudan: What about that cave?
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: No one but Zing could make it all the way there.
Shin: Hm. Looks a bit hard to reach.
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr.: Maybe he could carry us over
Zing Li Fast: 2heavy
Zing Li Fast enters the goddamn cave
Keiki (GM): I gave the spiel about flying characters flying their way over-- what cave
Anyway
Victor H.: behind the lavafall
Zing Li Fast: ...what cave
Koopeep: It's like no one remembers my kickass broom
Keiki (GM): Follow me, Fox!
Zing Li Fast: no cave then
Koopeep: what flying character spiel
Zing Li Fast: ...Follow God Voice, Fox!
Keiki (GM): This baby can take temperatures of over 9,000 degrees.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Bakugrrl, there's a cracked wall.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. If you want to get carried across, it's a Power check from Zing Li Fast.
Bakudan: Oh really?
Brownie: Si.
Bakudan: Hello crack!
Please crumble and open the way.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Thanks!
Ooh, this one's stubborn...
What should I do?
Shin: Quick!
Ask it nicer!
Bakudan: Pretty pretty please Mr. beautiful crack!
Koopeep: Stare it down!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan stares fiercely at the crack.
Garrison Jr.: Invite it for tea some day
Bakudan: I offer you tea made out of Brownie's blood.
Keiki (GM): Roll for intimidation
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie: Whoa, uncalled for.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d895
(
388
)
=
388
Keiki (GM): Coolness check. -1 because you're not even that threatening mang.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep tries to be cool.
Koopeep:
rolling (11+-1)d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
4
+
6
+
2
+
1
+
4
+
6
+
3
+
4
)
=
6 Successes
Bakudan:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
6
+
2
+
1
+
6
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: I will nag at you until you die you dumb wall
The crack in the wall stubbornly refuses to open.
Bakudan: Argh!
I'm so frustrated!
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: It's impossible, adventure over
Bakudan explodes, dealing 2 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Zing Li Fast laughs at the crack
Rumbling can be heard.
Bakudan: ...What's that noise?
Shin: Uh?
Uhh?
Water rushes through!
Keiki (GM): Speed check.
Bakudan: ...Oh no!
Bakudan uses quick reflexes and speed.
Bakudan:
rolling (1+0)d6>4
(
4
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie uses quick reflexes and speed.
Brownie:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan tries to recover from a status effect!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
4
+
2
+
4
+
6
+
4
+
2
)
=
5 Successes
Acre: row row fight the water
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
5
+
2
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep: which one do i roll
Acre: *watah
Victor H.: cool music, gamers.
...'Feyesh': watah, gamers.
bafbaf is this so wet?
Shin grabs Bakudan.
Shin uses quick reflexes and speed.
Shin:
rolling (4+-1)d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan: ...You're going to drown, Shin!
Shin: RUN FASTER
Keiki (GM): It's #speed by the way.
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep uses quick reflexes and speed.
Koopeep:
rolling (2+0)d6>4
(
2
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
nailing this
Zing Li Fast uses quick reflexes and speed.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (7+0)d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
3
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep: harblbbabblblbbb
Zing Li Fast flies to this alcove
Brownie and Zing outpace a rush of water instictively!
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin, Bakudan, Garrison, and Koopeep seem to be caught up!
Brownie: Yo everyone else, hope you can swim!
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': Odd macro usage.
Gonna test again.
Zing Li Fast uses quick reflexes and speed.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (7+0)d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
2
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
...'Feyesh': floptest.
The water carries the four away!
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): One more speed test from Zing and Brownie.
Koopeep: gblgblgblgblgblgblgblgblgbl
Zing Li Fast: #speed
Brownie uses quick reflexes and speed.
Brownie:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
3
+
3
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses quick reflexes and speed.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (7+0)d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
1
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Man.
Zing successfully makes it out of the way!
Zing Li Fast: We need to learn more about stream flows.
.
Brownie: It was nice while it lasted.
Keiki (GM): Alright. Everyone that's fucked try a Recover check. Or think of something quick.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan tries to recover from a status effect!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
5
+
5
+
1
+
6
+
4
+
1
)
=
6 Successes
Bakudan makes it out of the water!
Bakudan: C'mon, Shin!
Brownie: Easy enough.
Koopeep tries to recover from a status effect!
Koopeep:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
6
+
5
+
1
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan tries to pull him out.
Brownie intentionally jumps into the lava
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
6
+
4
+
3
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
4
+
1
+
6
+
4
+
5
+
5
+
3
+
1
)
=
5 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie intentionally jumps into the lava
Shin: Phbbbhhttt!
Brownie attempts to use BarSwallow!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie:
rolling 7d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
4
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...Phbbbhhttt!
Brownie swallows his Fire Bar, causing him to ignite for 5 turn(s)! Attackers might be burned!
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin is knocked out of the water and Koopeep manages to get out as well.
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison decides to just tread water his way out because he's probably gone for the night.
Zing Li Fast: .
The rush of water cools the lava!
Bakudan: That was so close!
Burning Brownie: feels good man
Koopeep: wont that create a bunch of steam
that will blast us in the face
and scald us horribly
Zing Li Fast: That's too crude.
Acre: video games
...'Feyesh': .
Burning Brownie: Wonder what happened to all the bloopers.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: ...That's depressing.
Victor H.: Wee.
Zing Li Fast: They ...(S)ing deserve it.
The Bloopers are now grounded!
Zing Li Fast: .
They don't seem to happy that their lava is gone...
Burning Brownie: Come on in guys, the sort of water's fine.
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: At least now we can see how did Cake paint this map orange
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: now the bloopers will drown in the water!
Fire Blooper: Bloooop!
Fire Blooper et al are pretty angry! They rear back and attack!
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 2
Burning Brownie: ...(S) my life.
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
4
+
6
+
1
+
3
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Burning Brownie takes initiative!
Burning Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
2
+
4
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
2
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ......(S) Brownie's life.
Fire Blooper takes initiative!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
1
+
5
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Bob B.: Blah, I accidentally open Chrome, it freezes everything
Burning Brownie: Wish we could have wished this away.
Shin: We're coming for you, Brownie!
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Garrison Jr.!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
5
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Who wants to go first?
...'Feyesh': Me!
Keiki (GM): ... Is that a... tattle on Garrison?
...'Feyesh': I'm tattling Garrisson, yes.
Bob B.: Where am I?
Oh
I see
...'Feyesh': .
Bob B. takes initiative!
Bob B.:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Acre: Below Koopeep
horf jokes
...'Feyesh': .
That's a Garrison Jr.. HP is 19, FP is 11, Attack is 8, and Defense is 2.
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Bob B.: My defense should be 6
Zing Li Fast: This is Garrison Jt.
...Jt.
Jr.
He is a deep buzzy beetle. His shell is deep. deep.
Keiki (GM): And so it is!
Zing Li Fast: .
And... he has the stats given by the God Black Voice.
He's helping us because he has honor and all that stuff.
Shin: Hm... Man, looks like a bit of a drop.
Burning Brownie: Don't worry, I got this.
Bakudan: Maybe I can create a cushy landing?
Shin: Garrison, I think now's a pretty good time to mention that you're a pretty cool guy.
Zing Li Fast: I hope he pelts our enemies with his Chaos_Is_Power.
Burning Brownie uses PK Starstorm
Zing Li Fast: .
Bob B.: Thanks, Mr. Shin!
Zing Li Fast: ...Burning Brownie uses PK Starstorm
Brownie deals 6 damage to all the opponents!
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: pk
star
stooooooooorm
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin attempts to identify Fire Blooper.
Shin:
rolling 11d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
4
+
4
+
5
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
4
)
=
8 Successes
Dang, I'm getting all the good tattles in.
Zing Li Fast: .
That's a Fire Blooper. HP is 10, FP is 9, Attack is 5, and Defense is 0.
Shin: These guys aren't too tough. They just know some fancy fire attacks that hit a lot of people.
Bakudan: That's not nice.
Shin: Added to the journal!
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin uses Smarts on Brownie!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
4
+
5
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Oops.
That's a Brownie.
That's a Brownie. HP is 12, FP is 9, Attack is 5, and Defense is 0.
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Brownie!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
6
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Acre: tell me more
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Brownie!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
6
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: .
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Shin!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
3
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Fire Blooper uses Smarts on Shin!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
3
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Burning Brownie tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Burning Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
4
+
2
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Brownie dodges one rock!
Shin tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
3
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
6
+
6
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Whoa! Lucky.
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): One more dodge roll, Beepo.
Burning Brownie tries to dodge Fire Blooper's attack!
Burning Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
4
+
2
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Fire Blooper spits a hot rock at Brownie, dealing 5 damage!
Koopeep uses Smarts on Fire Blooper!
Koopeep:
rolling 12d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
4
+
2
+
3
+
6
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
3
+
5
+
3
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Fire Blooper, dealing 6 damage!
Koopeep: looooong raaaaaaange
Zing Li Fast: .
Fire Blooper is defeated!
Keiki (GM): Which one?
Koopeep: near brownie
Garrison Jr.: And I'll take the one to the right of it!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Fire Blooper!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 8d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
6
+
1
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Fire Blooper tries to dodge Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Fire Blooper:
rolling 5d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Fire Blooper, dealing 8 damage!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: How far can I throw my seeds?
Keiki (GM): Pretty much anywhere you can see.
Bakudan: Nice!
Bakudan attempts to use Seed Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
3
+
3
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Pfft.
Bakudan pops out 1 special Seed Bombs, and can toss them wherever she pleases! They will detonate on Bakudan's next round, or when a foe steps on one.
Bakudan: Trap that one.
Hug him with vines please.
Yay!
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr.: It'll be so happy, it won't want to fight anymore!
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Koopeep!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
1
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
...'Feyesh': I'm tattling Koopeep.
That's a Koopeep. HP is 12, FP is 25, Attack is 5, and Defense is 1.
Bakudan: How much FP do you figure that costed?
Zing Li Fast: This is ...Koopeep.
She's a Magikoopa who really loves Bowser.
Bakudan: Are you jealous?
Zing Li Fast: Stats are as the God Black Voice says.
Koopeep: darn tootin
Keiki (GM): ... Man, I never made an FP cost for that.
Zing Li Fast: No, I don't have a bowser fetish.
Keiki (GM): Let's say 5.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Okay!
Keiki (GM): Remind me to do that! Can't believe I forgot.
Zing Li Fast: I hope she manages to ...(S) those Bloopers, because I'm tired.
Bakudan: Image
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: too much tattling can tire someone out
...'Feyesh': but is not an excuse to avoid tattling the rock
Bakudan: Brooownie.
Acre: word
...'Feyesh': .
Burning Brownie: What?
...'Feyesh': awesome star
Bakudan: Your turn.
Burning Brownie: Oh yeah, so it is.
I was distracted by your star.
Bakudan: It was to get your attention.
Burning Brownie: Hmm.
Wish I had another coconut.
...'Feyesh': distracted by the sexy.
Burning Brownie VOREs the dead blooper
Burning Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Fire Blooper into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Fire Blooper out.
Burning Brownie VOREs Fire Blooper and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 7 eggs.
Keiki (GM): You have two eggs now!
Burning Brownie: Kewl.
...'Feyesh': .
Shin: You want a Coconut?
I'll have you know.
I'm in love wit da coco.
Victor H.: ...Whip it to the glass.
Burning Brownie: Hand that mess over, son.
...'Feyesh': .
Shin tosses his coconut comically at the Fire Blooper on the far side! It cracks over its head.
Fire Blooper: Bloop!
Fire Blooper uses some smarts.
Fire Blooper:
rolling (4+0)d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
5
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Fire Blooper walks over the seed!
Bakudan cheers as a Seed Bomb detonates, creating a sudden spike of briar that pokes Fire Blooper for 8 damage.
Fire Blooper:
Victory!!
Star Points: 40Star Points
Coins: 23Coins
Brownie pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Delvale Mines
Zing Li Fast: omgwtfyay
Keiki (GM): Man, you're getting all the items today.
:
rolling 1t[PastLoot]
(
Able Herb
)
=
0
Brownie: That is able.
Zing Li Fast: .
beeoi h.: What's a ...Potato do anyway.
Zing Li Fast: ...Potato
Keiki (GM): It heals for 5 HP.
Bakudan: It powers the Jelectro lamp!
beeoi h.: Can it be GG kids GG?
Koopeep: So is anyone else worried that this stream of water will flood the chamber
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: because it's still going
Keiki (GM): I think that's fine with me if it's fine with you guys.
Steev: please god yes
Bakudan: Let's find out what's in the chamber before we worry.
beeoi h. The_Sleep.
...'Feyesh': .
Ake: Aw man.
beeoi h.: Oh.
...'Feyesh': GG kids GG
Steev takes the express train to Dream Land
beeoi h.: Let's go in the chamber.
Keiki (GM): I'll just leave you guys in suspense then!