The party has just arrived in the abandoned Delvale! The cunning Shaman, Delvale, had offered a deal, despite being roughed up by the troupe.
[MUSIC] Delvale
...'Feyesh': by the HEFFpe.
Brownie: Delvale is awesome.
Not like that Merlock guy.
In any case.
Bob B.: bleh, my connection with roll20 may or may not be stable tonight
Merlock: Consider my offer, and you will be rewarded.
Keiki (GM): It's alright son
Bakudan: (I wonder if he noticed we walked away.)
Zing Li Fast: I suggest we accept it.
Merlock: I have matters to attend to.
Zing Li Fast: It is incredibly suggestive.
Bakudan: We should investigate!
Merlock: If you wish to find the Badgerks... They're up north through the quarry, but there is no way to reach them. At least that I know of.
Bakudan: But let's make sure to search around for Iris first.
Brownie: Yeah, we need to find Iris.
Bakudan: Hey, Guy of Many Names?
Guy of Many Names: What?!
Koopeep wakes from her bi weekly coma with a start
Koopeep: I think my brain got sent in time further than my body did...
Zing Li Fast: that's bad juju
Shin comes in escorting Koopeep. She seems to have come to shortly after the group left!
Koopeep: Fill me in, what's the score
Guy of Many Names: Oh, boy can I tattle.
Bakudan: Tattle yourself!
Tell me about you.
Zing Li Fast: ...Tattle yourself!
Brownie: That Merlock guy can go tattle himself too, if you know what I mean.
Shin: I thought they'd be here!
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Welcome back!
Guy of Many Names: I am a graduate of Shy University.
Koopeep: I like these guys. Their names are related to their race. That pleases me
fase*
Guy of Many Names: I studied harder than my Boo classmates, who only got their because of diversity programs.
Bakudan: Is Boolina one of them?
Guy of Many Names: In short. I am angry. Angry about Boos.
I don't know where that fruit loop came from.
Bakudan: Tell me more about Goomrick.
Guy of Many Names: And frankly I don't care.
Goomrick: I'm right here!
Bakudan: Tell me your goomba beard secrets.
Guy of Many Names: I dunno. I guess he's strong. And has a beard. He loves being good?
Brownie: Sir Hammer of Bro.
Zing Li Fast: Tell me more about Boogetti.
Guy of Many Names: He also picked up a logging axe somewhere.
Brownie: From the primordial broth of my egg you emerged, and so you are my servant.
You shall follow my every command.
Hammer Bro is shuddering.
Koopeep: This is riveting and I love the downer music, but what exactly is the plan now
Keiki (GM): Coolness check!
Zing Li Fast: ...Gammer Bro is shuddering
Bakudan: We're looking around for clues of Iris' whereabouts!
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to be cool.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Tell me more about Boogetti.
Hammer Bro: I'll do whatever you want! Just please don't swallow me again!
Zing Li Fast: VORE, gamers.
Koopeep: I know how he feels.
Guy of Many Names: ... I have to admit. Boogetti's alright.
For a Boo.
Brownie: We got a deal, bro.
Zing Li Fast: That is gewd.
Koopeep: I know this one boo who's suuuch a total bitch
We should hang out
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Bakudan: Alright. Searching! Where should we search first?
Brownie: The item shop I kept getting railed out of.
...'Feyesh': Brownie so "dopey".
Brownie goes to the item shop, if the door is open
Koopeep: How much cash does everyone even have? I've got like 22. I'm flat broke
Zing Li Fast meditates under a wahttrfall
Zing Li Fast: I got like 5 coins lmao
Brownie: I'm kind of hoping it's abandoned and there's some leftover inventory.
Koopeep: Wow, a brown person who likes to steal. Color me surprised.
Bakudan: I have 81 coins!
Zing Li Fast: That's too rude.
Pursecut Bandit: Oh. You're not a Pursecut! Oh well.
Brownie: Wow, that was ...(S)ing uncalled for
Zing Li Fast: ...Pursecut Bandit
Pursecut Bandit: My name... is Bandlow.
Brownie: You seen a little plant thingy?
Bakudan: What are you doing?
Pursecut Bandit: There's all sorts of plants around here! Like... grass. Trees.
Bakudan: A plant with legs.
Pursecut Bandit: There was a Zzzhroom toward the forest? It's kind of annoying.
Zing Li Fast: ...Zzzhroom
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Koopeep: Am I the only one who doesn't see the guy we're talking to?
Bakudan: Guy of Many Names, if you can hear me, fill me in.
Brownie: Uggh, do we need to spend so much time figuring out every little thread of information we encounter?
Zing Li Fast: impatience fetish
Brownie: Bandlow, is anyone else here with you?
Pursecut Bandit: It's this mushroom.
Steev: Is everything black for you guys too or is it just me
Bakudan: Well, that's interesting. Are they dangerous?
Pursecut Bandit: Uh... Plenty of bandits hang around this place.
Bakudan: Tell them I say hi!
Bakudan: If they know where this plant with legs is, they should try to reach me!
Brownie: Eh, great. Thanks for something, bro.
Brownie follows the wind to some place more interesting and leaves the shop
Pursecut Bandit: There's also... Oh, okay. Goodbye!
Bakudan: You should be more patient Brownie!
Brownie: Patience is my middle name.
Koopeep: Well that was a dumb trip
Brownie: Brownie "No Patience"...Yoshi, I guess.
Koopeep: Let's check out that ominous purple temple
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie "No Patience"... Yoshi
Koopeep: Seems like it's ripe with good times
Brownie throws a coin into the fountain
Zing Li Fast enters the templol
Bakudan: I think that fountain is empty.
Brownie: I wish for peace and harmony for my hammer bro bro.
Zing Li Fast: That is good.
Bakudan: What a lovely place!
The temple seems to be rather empty. It looks to be a strange place of worship.
Koopeep enters the temple
Some things seem to be littered on the ground.
Bakudan is with the group.
Koopeep examines some some things
Keiki (GM): Smarts check!
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie: rolling (9+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Brownie looks to the ground, and notices beaver food!
Brownie isn't entirely sure what a beaver is.
beeoi h.: I honestly don't even know what beavers eat.
beeoi h.: I think just tree bark.
Koopeep uses some smarts.
Koopeep: rolling (11+3)d6>4
= 8 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses some smartmarts
11+3?
Zing Li Fast: rolling d5896
= 4761
beeoi h.: I see nothing at all that would be giving you +3.
Ake: Super rod + Magikoopa robes.
Koopeep: Super rod +1 smarts
Magikoopa
Keiki (GM): ACKSUALLY Smarts is already 11 son
Koopeep: yeah what ake said
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (4+69)d6>4
= 30 Successes
Koopeep: my smarts says my score is 8, equip is 11. The prompt says to enter in any bonuses I get. Isn't that 3?
Ake: Just take off the last three dice to make it 7 successes.
Keiki (GM): Look how many dice you rolled. 14!
Brownie: rolling 6, 9
= 6
Zing Li Fast: rolling 69
= 69
Koopeep: well I didn't know I would be rolling 14 dice before I rolled now did I
That sure is a bunch of random food on the ground.
Brownie: What the heck is wrong with this place?
Bakudan: Probably bandits eating this stuff.
Brownie: The item shop's got a bandit, the temple has beaver food...
Brownie: Doesn't anything in this place follow convnetion?
Koopeep: Did this place look bigger on the outside to anyone else?
Zing Li Fast: God Voice: Dumpster is such a funny word. Dump. Ster. Dumpster.
Bob B.: Excellent, I'm connected finally
Brownie: Now that you think of it, yes.
Brownie steps on the pedestal and tries to figure out how to work the elevator controls.
Brownie ascends to in, at, or to this place or same position.
Koopeep: That's not how you do it. You have to put in some oomph. Tell it to go up in the name of Lord Bowser, that usually works.
Brownie: It's in my blood.
Shin: ... This place is weird.
Koopeep: Any insight on this place, Shin?
Bakudan: Do you have any theories, Shin?
...'Feyesh': oh hey shin lol
awesome*
Zing Li Fast: oh hey shin lol
Shin: I can't really think why there'd be a bunch of small animal feed on the ground.
I dunno... What'd you ever feed Iris, Bakudan?
Koopeep: What's weird is that there's animal feed but no animal poo. Right/
And... a gloomba!
And a mango. And a stuffed toy!
Shin: Hm. I wonder if Lord Fast ever figured how to feed it. Or if maybe Iris got some new food.
Bakudan: ...I hope he did.
Maybe if we're lucky, she'll eat sunlight like normal plants.
Keiki (GM): R.I.P. Bree's connection
Brownie: No time to waste, let's go find Iris if they aren't here.
Bob B.: I'm back to being connected!
Bakudan picks up some of the food just in case.
Shin: I suppose we should leave!
Garrison Jr. was never inside, and thus does not leave
Zing Li Fast heads back to meditating under the fall
Shin: I'd love to follow Merlock's request and all...
But I kinda want some confirmation he even has what we're looking for.
Bakudan: Where did he head off to?
Koopeep: What's that again?
Brownie: I'm starting to think we have no other leads.
Bakudan: How do you know about Merlock?
Shin: I dunno. I kinda saw him talking when I got here.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe he's behind that wall.
Fortified with his bandits
Shin: Oh Garrison! You spoke!
... Wall?
Bakudan: The gated mine door, maybe.
Garrison Jr.: The one behind the item shop!
Did we go in this building?
Shin: Is that... a graveyard?
Garrison Jr.: ...is the Hammer Bro following us?
The one that I'm sure no one else will answer my queries about because the only one that cares just left.
Shin: I don't think I've really explored much here. So probalby not!
Brownie: Let's do it then. I got a good feeling about this one.
Shin: Kinda got a creepy vibe here.
Koopeep keeps two eyes open for flying brooms
Zing Li Fast enters Da Tower
Garrison Jr. follows in the Da Tower, expecting ghost knights
Druidic Badgerk: Eugh... Lemme outta here!
Garrison Jr.: This is a pretty wasteful use of a tower
Zing Li Fast: ...Druidic Badgerk
Brownie: Which one of us can untie ropes?
The ropes are not actually ropes, but chains, son.
Brownie: Probably the only guy with useable hands, which would be me.
Oh dang.
Who chained you up, dude?
Zing Li Fast: I can do a lot with my hands. ;)
Garrison Jr.: And who are you?
Koopeep: someone magicked him to be transparent
and then he walked out of chains
that would be handy
Bakudan catches up to the party!
Zing Li Fast: he came to work in Julkoop's restaurant
Druidic Badgerk: You're stupid! I bet that... that... Doolzus guy put you up to make me talk!
Zing Li Fast: it'll be fun
...Doolzus
Druidic Badgerk: I ain't gonna! No amount of tickling will change that!
Bakudan: Anything but tickling!
Do your chain have a key?
Koopeep: It's the death sentence then
Druidic Badgerk: Doolzus has those keys! He seems to have the keys for, well... most everything!
Bakudan: Who is Doolzus and where is he?
Brownie: I bet that's that Merlock guy.
Bakudan: What makes you think that?
Druidic Badgerk: Wait... Are you actually going to save me?
Brownie: Operating under an alias like...The Black Hand, or something equally evil.
Yeah sure why not.
Druidic Badgerk excitedly wiggles around in the uncharacteristically dark torture device.
Zing Li Fast: ......The Black Hand
Bakudan: Do you know where he is?
Zing Li Fast: Torture :3: This time, it's personal.
Druidic Badgerk: ... No. But he has an office. He could be there! Or... He could be in those dang mines, looking for the ultimate key.
Bakudan: ...Ultimate key?
Brownie: That sounds importante.
Brownie: I figure my other friend here is going to be useless so I'll just do this myself.
Brownie shrinks a regular egg!
Brownie tosses one of a tiny egg at Druidic Badgerk, dealing
6 damage! Druidic Badgerk is
not shrunken .
Nothing was inside the egg!
Bakudan: What are you doing!
Brownie!
Stop hurting everyone we talk to!
Brownie: that was supposed to shrink you so you could get out but apparently it didn't take.
Zing Li Fast unchains the goddamn chains
Koopeep: Hes just naturally violent
Zing Li Fast: rolling d53
= 24
Druidic Badgerk is free! ... But unfortunately he seemed to have passed out from the sudden attack...
Zing Li Fast: We done goofed.
Brownie: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Brownie: Sorry, guys. Anyone got a life shroom?
Shin: Hey, he's still alive!
Garrison Jr.: We don't have to worry about him turning on us immediately, at least
Garrison Jr.: He'll have to answer us, now
...well, later
Brownie: That was never anything to worry about in the first place with six versus one.
Bakudan: Please don't eat him.
Shin: Don't you have a Hammer Bro? You should make him carry this guy around.
Zing Li Fast: VORE, gamers.
Brownie: Yeah, cool idea, Shin.
Shin: Even though the guy seems weak... This guy's
really tiny now.
Brownie: Hey hammer bro, help me carry some stuff.
Koopeep: why not carry him in your big dumb mouth?
Brownie: I can only do so for a certain amount of time.
Hammer Bro nods uncharacteristically enthusiastically.
Brownie: I mean I could carry him myself just the same, but I'm tired.
It's been a long day.
Brownie: Anyone wanna search the room?
Koopeep: What's this white shit
Shin: Don't worry. You have a uniquely sized smart mouth.
Garrison Jr. looks under the table for non-blood and gore
Koopeep looks hard at the white shit with all her #smarts
Keiki (GM): Smarts check for Garrison!
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Nothing was really found. On the whole, the place is rather empty.
Koopeep: I think it's cum
Brownie: Let's get out of here.
Brownie: Every SINGLE BUILDING in this town has NOTHING.
Now.
Garrison Jr.: You never know, some of these torturers are messed up
Zing Li Fast heads back to the fall
Brownie makes sure hammer bro has a grip on the druid and leaves
Bakudan: Maybe then there's one building with everything.
Brownie: Should we split up to cover more ground?
Shin: ... Where'd that one group go?
Bakudan: What if there's a dragon in one of the houses?
We'll be totally destroyed.
Bakudan: ...I thought they were supposed to join us.
I hope they don't get into trouble.
Shin: It's like they have some kind of strange autonomy.
Garrison Jr.: I always imagined dragons as more glorious that enslaving bandits.
Brownie: Maybe we should just make a group push into the minds, see what's going on.
mines*
Zing Li Fast: It's like there's a party in Merlock's house. And all of BROWNIE'S DOMAIN is invited!
Koopeep: Have we looked up the hill or in the mine yet?
Shin: rolling (11+0)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Bakudan: I think we shouldn't go into the mines until we're ready to deal with Merlock's issue.
Shin: I see some places of importance that have been mentioned or just looked important.
Brownie: Are we not ready?
Shin: There's the quarry, where I think the druids and the bandits are fighting.
Brownie: Aren't we ready*?
Bakudan: What other places, Shin?
Shin: There's of course the mines, where Merlock should be.
And... Well.
There's that really spooky crypt over there.
Brownie: I don't think we can fight Merlock right now, but we might find more clues.
Bakudan: I want to check out the crypt.
Zing Li Fast: Brownie's Clues
Zing Li Fast: The_Crypt, gamers.
Bakudan: Shin, could you tattle the druid?
Shin: All I really know about them so far is that they're... Badgerks.
Badgerks being these little guys that really like badges.
Trust me, had a few bad customers.
You know Kapin Rider, the guy with Mario?
Zing Li Fast: That is barribad.
Koopeep: What exactly is our problem with Merlock, again?
Bakudan: I remember this mentioned on the board.
Koopeep: Aside from our group's innate and blatant bias against clearly mentally superior magicians?
Brownie: I don't trust the guy, is all.
Shin: He has red eyes. That means he's evil, dontchaknow.
Brownie: I got an eigth sense about these things.
Koopeep: You trust mysterious food you find on the ground, but you don't trust someone you just met
Garrison Jr.: He's definitely the leader of these bandits, seeing where he is and that he's wearing yellow
Zing Li Fast: The thing is... we can do his thing... as long as it's convenient for us.
Brownie: I don't need to trust food, lady.
Zing Li Fast: And then take what we want and GG
Shin: Yeah, he's definitely the leader of these bandits.
Bakudan: I agree with Zing.
Brownie: I still want to take him down. He's up to something. But I don't know if we can do it at this point, he's 2strong.
Brownie: Maybe we can find a friendly necromancer in this crypt who can help us.
Bakudan: What's a necromancer?
Shin: Let's find some necrodancers.
Brownie falls down the stairs
Garrison Jr.: We should, it's the last place to check
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Koopeep: The Necromancers at college were always so weird.
Garrison Jr. marches inside
Zing Li Fast enters The_Creept
Koopeep: They're the sort to take their shoes off at the library for a long study session
...'Feyesh': aww yeah music
Brownie: These are cool stairs
Bakudan: Woah! It's so... yellow.
It is rather dark in the cavern.
Zing Li Fast: HELLO YELLOW!
Brownie: Did someone forget to build the rest of the place?
Koopeep: Nice gradients on these stars
Garrison Jr.: This place looks relatively well taken-care of
Maybe it is being used
Suddenly, things appear from the darkness!
Zing Li Fast: oh no dansilv
Tiko: quick, everyone line up at the edge of line-of-sight
Boney Beetles start to follow the passerbies! Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 3
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bony Beetle takes initiative!
Bony Beetle: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan: ...These things are too fast!
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: bonyboo thinks bonyboo thinks these beetles are scary.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Bony Beetle into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Bony Beetle out.
Brownie VOREs bonybeetle and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 7 eggs.
The Boney Beetle is now an egg!
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Bony Beetle!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Hammer Bro: The... The horror.
Zing Li Fast: Zing explanation on!
Keiki (GM): ... You may tattle them.
Keiki (GM): They're already in the journal, son!
...'Feyesh': I will anyway.
pls give me their stats in god voice
Zing Li Fast: Zingboo thinks Zingboo thinks these are Bony Beetles.
That's a Bony Beetle. HP is
0, FP is
0, Attack is
6, and Defense is
4.
Zing Li Fast: They have the stats shown on the fancy screen right here.
.
That's a Bony Beetle. HP is
0, FP is
0, Attack is
6, and Defense is
4.
Zing Li Fast: You better kill them before they are revived.
Good luck, team!
Zing Li Fast posts in Go Group 1!
Koopeep: Wait are they dead or not
Garrison Jr.: They're undead!
Koopeep: or are they dead and have hp
or alive and have no hp
Bakudan: We fought these before, right?
Shin utilizes inner Power on Bony Beetle!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan: In Bowser's castle.
Bony Beetle tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Bony Beetle: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bony Beetle leaps past Shin and Brownie, over to Koopeep!
Bony Beetle utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Bony Beetle: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bony Beetle jumps up and slams spike-first into Koopeep, dealing
5 damage!
beeoi h.: This is some Pillars of Eternity shit
Just straight up ignoring the frontline
Shin: Man, I thought we made a good line, too!
...'Feyesh': That is bad.
Koopeep: what did I do to deserve that?
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Hammer Bro, healing for
8 HP!
Koopeep: You, fight for the honor of the Koopa Troop
Brownie: I believe in hammer bro.
Hammer Bro: Uh... Yeah, I do taht!
Zing Li Fast: Go Hammer Bro! Smalltopicman: [link]x4
Garrison Jr.: Is he okay?
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bony Beetle!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Anyway, time to just put it down
Bony Beetle tries to guard against Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Bony Beetle: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bony Beetle, dealing
3 damage!
Bony Beetle wheezes, as if to laugh.
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bony Beetle!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bony Beetle, dealing
6 damage.
A mysterious voice saying "In, at, or to this place or position" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Bony Beetle crumbles to the ground!
Bakudan: Burn it, Brownie!
Brownie: Is that how this works?
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Bony Beetle!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep: What if we just remove the skull from the rest of the body?
Just toss it across the room
Brownie slices Bony Beetle with a Fire Bar, dealing
1 damage.
Bakudan: ...Where does the skull start?
The Bony Beetle's remains are burned, guaranteeing its defeat!
Bony Beetle:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
6
|
| Coins: |
4
|
Garrison Jr. pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Brownie: T3H PH143R always wins.
Bony Beetle: rolling 1t[PastLoot]
= 0
Bakudan: What is... that?
Garrison Jr. finds a Red Potion on the Bony Beetle!
Zing Li Fast: Oh, did I win?
Brownie: This is true adventuring.
Zing Li Fast: I love the musicpo of this place!
Garrison Jr.: Why /are/ Bony Beetles so different from beetles? It's like they're from a completely different species... like an ancient species
Bakudan: Whoever designed this crypt has great taste!
Tiko: "I'm sure the dead people REALLY enjoy the decor"
Koopeep: Well you're both Bone Heads
hehe
nice one Koopeep
Brownie: Ok, can someone explain to me why we have a field of vision of like, 10 feet?
Koopeep: Thanks other Koopeep
Because it's dark in here
Brownie: This crypt isn't that dark.
Zing Li Fast: lolol koopep ur so funnay
Bakudan: Get darkvision, bro.
Brownie: I mean if that's gonna be an issue.
Zing Li Fast: augh spider web
Garrison Jr.: There are torches on the wall
Bakudan: Why didn't you roll a boo?
Koopeep: Torches weren't as effective 500 years ago as they are today
Brownie swallows his Fire Bar, causing him to ignite for
1000 turn(s)! Attackers might be burned!
Shin: Didn't you hear the godvoice? It's pretty dark in here. And dank.
Koopeep: Their fire technology wasn't so advanced
Keiki (GM): Hm... Do a coolness check, Brownie!
Brownie: Yeah sorry I was just lazy.
...'Feyesh': ...1000 turns!
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast doesn't try to be cool. He already is cool.
Koopeep: Is no one else going to hit this?
Bakudan: Go for it, Koopeep!
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Brownie: Yeah, go for it.
Brownie lights up a distance of
12.5 feet!
feet. win.
kewell
Koopeep really hopes a bunch of spiders don't pour out of the box
Zing Li Fast: augh spiders
Burning Brownie: Should have searched for traps.
Burning Brownie: What happened to Kharoshi.
Keiki (GM): rolling 1t[PastLoot]
= 0
Zing Li Fast: Where are our friends OMG
Koopeep finds the dried flowers. How grim.
Koopeep: It's prom night all over again
Hammer Bro: Did ya need anything?
Garrison Jr.: Great, now we're graverobbers
Bakudan: Why don't you scout ahead a little, Hammer Bro?
Koopeep: As opposed to store robbers like Brownie wanted to do
Hammer Bro: Uh... Should I, boss?
I see some stairs here.
Burning Brownie: Screw that, he stays in the backline where the enemies will apparently not care at all about posiioning.
I'm the frontliner.
What do you think guys, up the stairs?
Garrison Jr.: It's too early to turn back
Bakudan goes down the stairs.
Burning Brownie: Guess that answers that question.
Zing Li Fast: frontlines fetish
Zing Li Fast also goes down the stairs
Koopeep: It's weird that he turns into the human torch, right?
Burning Brownie: I see a thing!
Some glowing lights are present!
Zing Li Fast: My backback is full. Bakudan, could you have two of my Yellow Berries?
Burning Brownie: Garrison, shoot randomly in that direction.
Bakudan: Sure! I'll gladly take them.
Zing Li Fast gives Bakudan ...two Yellow Berries
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on !
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bakudan: Thank you so much!
Zing Li Fast: You're welcome!
Bakudan looks at the glowing lights.
Burning Brownie: Guess whatever it is isn't ?, it's !.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 4
Koopeep: What was that stupid harry potter spell?
Luminol?
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Burning Brownie takes initiative!
Burning Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Burning Brownie: Hey, why didn't Garrison do damage.
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
...'Feyesh': First Striek
Burning Brownie: What ARE these things.
Bakudan: Shin, could you tattle those?
Fish Bones takes initiative!
Fish Bones: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison gets the first strike!
Burning Brownie: ...Hmm, guess I'll wing it.
Bob B.: Do I roll damage, or take a turn?
Koopeep: Wh-how are they floating
There's no water
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Fish Bones, dealing
6 damage!
Koopeep: for them to not breathe
Zing Li Fast: The "question" remains.
Burning Brownie: That's a sad state of fish.
Garrison defeats a Fish Bone!
Garrison Jr.: Hah! Your ambush has turned into your own rout!
Burning Brownie utilizes inner Power on Fish Bones!
Burning Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Hammer Bro!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Fish Bones tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Fish Bones: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Koopeep: How long have you been waiting for a chance to use tha tline?
Fish Bones dodges Brownie's attack!
...'Feyesh': I'm tattling the Hammer Bro.
...:(
This is our new friend OMG.
He... he... travaled through a time banan.
Zing Li Fast has memorized Hammer Bros flawlessly.
.
That's a Hammer Bro. HP is
0, FP is
0, Attack is
6, and Defense is
1.
Zing Li Fast: His stats are as the God Voice says.
Bakudan: You're such a smart cookie, Zing!
Zing Li Fast: He's a bit depressed, but if we take care of him, feed him and give him shelter, he'll be pretty damn good.
Fanks.
We're counting on you, Hamma!
Shin uses Smarts on Fish Bones!
Shin: rolling 11d6>4
= 4 Successes
Those are Fish Bones! What are they doing floating around in here?
Koopeep: Hey, Hammer Brother. What's your name, come to think?
Shin: Can't quite get the log yet... but their HP is 6, with an FP of 4.
Bakudan: He looks like a Hamlet.
Shin: ... They know Squirt. How do they do that? Squirt is a water move that sometimes lowers defense.
Bakudan: That's too lewd.
Shin: That's all I really know at the moment!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Koopeep, healing for
8 HP!
Keiki (GM): Have you been keeping track of your own FP Koopeep? I've noticed your FP keeps... going down. But by a lot, it seems!
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Fish Bones!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Fish Bones, dealing
9 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Koopeep: My FP goes down based on whatever calculators you do
Bakudan: That's for nearly wrecking me the other day!
Koopeep: sometimes not at all
sometimes way too much
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Fish Bones: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Fish Bones bites Bakudan, dealing
4 damage!
Burning Brownie: Fish Bones have sharp teeth etc.
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Bakudan: ...Ugh, another one.
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Fish Bones: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Burning Brownie tries to dodge Fish Bones's attack!
Burning Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Fish Bones bites Brownie, dealing
7 damage!
Fish Bones is hurt with burn damage!
Shin: I'm wrackin' my brain trying to think how Fish Bones conjure water like that to use... Squirt.
Koopeep: Well when fish go to fertilize eggs...
Bakudan: ...Let's not think too hard about this.
Shin: ... Once again, I think I agree.
Let's blast this chump! Eventually.
Keiki (GM): Connection, Bree?
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Fish Bones!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep: Guess it just goes to show that olden times were full of heinous fuckery
Bob B.: (no connection problem this time, but badly time computer lag)
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Fish Bones, dealing
6 damage!
The Fish Bone is defeated!
Garrison Jr.: Whoever raised these from the dead put in a lot of wasted effort
Bakudan: Who even stores dead fish in a crypt?
Shin: I have a feeling more than some vengeful spirits are at work here.
Garrison Jr.: ...dead cats?
Burning Brownie: That's deep.
Burning Brownie: Where's Man of Many Names.
We need his Decipher Script.
Bakudan: Brownie, you wanna take out this last fish?
Burning Brownie: Oh we're still fighting.
...(S) you fish.
Zing Li Fast: awesome scribbles
Burning Brownie jumps and does a fiery ground pound on Fish Bones, dealing
5 damage! Fish Bones is
burned .
Tiko: Crypt is connected to the sewage system; flushed fish end up in the crypt. Efficient civil engineering.
Zing Li Fast: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WE WIN
The Fish Bones is defeated with the fire!
Koopeep: It's a shame that these Fish Bones' souls will be in purgatory forever since they were born before Lord Bowser could save their souls
Bakudan: I've been wondering about the wall Zing's looking at since the fish assaulted us.
Shin:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
20
|
| Coins: |
32
|
Koopeep pokes around, and finds nothing!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Burning Brownie: rolling 1t[FeelingItStatus]
= 0
Koopeep got nothing. Koopeep got nothing.
Koopeep... got nothing.
Bakudan pushes at the wall. Technology!
Bakudan explodes, dealing
1 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Koopeep: freak anyone out or anything.
But I think I've seen this symbol before
Koopeep: Like, everywhere
Keiki (GM): Power check for Bakudan!
Zing Li Fast: It be the official symbol of "dopey".
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan blows up, but seems to not really do anything.
I wonder what these symbols mean?
Whatcha doing exploding, Bakudan?
Burning Brownie: That's why I said we needed Man of Many Names.
Zing Li Fast: rolling d599 for Decipher Script
= 299
Bakudan: There was just a funny wall back there, but I'm being dumb!
Garrison Jr.: You never know in an old place like this
Brownie sees what appears to be a door.
Burning Brownie: I don't like this thing.
Bakudan: That door is
massive!
Burning Brownie: It APPEARS to be a door.
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Bakudan: It's like... 15 feet wide.
Burning Brownie: But I know a door when I see one.
And that ain't no door.
Burning Brownie: Why's Hammer Bro all the way back there.
Zing Li Fast: Come on bro.
You ..."are a bro".
Bakudan tries to open the maybe-door.
The wooden door appears locked!
I'd love to see Mr. Boney No-Pants Guy.
Boney Ptooie Plant rears up and attacks!
Koopeep: Look, we found Iris's great grandparents
Bakudan: ...I guess Lord Fast didn't feed them after all.
Garrison Jr.: I didn't know they even had bones
Burning Brownie takes initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 5
Burning Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Boney Ptooie Plant takes initiative!
Boney Ptooie Plant: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Burning Brownie: Success.
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison Jr. achieves his maximum speed of "slug"
FIRE STORM
Burning Brownie belches a pillar of flame that dissipates as it travels. It deals
5 and progressively less each hit.
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Shin!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
...'Feyesh': I'm tattling.
Keiki (GM): What way is the pillar going?
beeoi h.: You really have to be more specific about the dimensions of this thing.
Assuming it's at least 3 pixels high, it's going left.
Keiki (GM): It's a straight line shot! So... alright!
...'Feyesh': I'm tattling Shin.
beeoi h.: I mean it MIGHT hit Garrison but oh well.
Bakudan: ...Oh yeah, did you burn the fish?
Two Boney Ptooies are defeated instantly with the fire!
Keiki (GM): You may tattle the Shin.
This is our friend Shin and he is selling things! He knows everything about enemies. This is our friend Shin and he helps all Zings!
Bakudan: Shin is the best!
Zing Li Fast: He's the official Tattler of our bunch.
.
And he knows a lot about Nice. Dice..
His stats are as the God Voice shows.
That's a Shin. HP is
17, FP is
21, Attack is
5, and Defense is
0.
I hope he continues to support us in our journey of deep. win.
Shin: rolling (11+-1)d6>4
= 7 Successes
Let's see... this guy looks new... Oh! Uh... I seem to have company.
Shin attempts to identify Fish Bones.
Shin: rolling 11d6>4
= 4 Successes
whbatttt
Shin: Aw yes. I may be screwed, but at least my log tisms are settled.
Added to the journal!
Bakudan: ...Be careful Shin!
Boney Ptooie Plant blows a bunch of bones high into the air!
Zing Li Fast: oh no dansilv
Bakudan: That's too lewd.
Koopeep: Okay now that is just needlessly lewd
Zing Li Fast: Aren't those ...(S)ers ded.
Fish Bones squirts water at Shin, dealing
2 damage. Shin is
softened .
Burning Brownie: ...softened
Zing Li Fast: ...softened
Burning Brownie: Can I help him with...gradual syrup
Zing Li Fast: ...gradual syrup
Shin's defense is lowered by 3!
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Fish Bones: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Fish Bones: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Fish Bones's attack!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Fish Bones's attack!
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep: Didn't we have another soldier of Bowser?
Shin throws some coins to his side!
Shin gambles
4 coins to help cover his escape!
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bakudan: ...Don't ne wasteful at a time like this!
Shin: ... What a waste of coins!
Fish Bones bites Shin, dealing
10 damage!
Garrison Jr.: I'll provide you backup!
Fish Bones bites Shin, dealing
10 damage!
Bakudan: Garrison! You save Shin and I'll deal with this zombie Iris.
Shin: OH JEEZ WHO KNEW FISH COULD BITE SO HARD
Garrison Jr.: I'll uh. save his corpse
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Bakudan: Brownie, this is
your fault!
Burning Brownie: Wait what?
Bakudan: You didn't burn the fish and now Shin
is dead.
You killed Shin.
Burning Brownie: Just walking -near- them should have done it!
Koopeep: The fish are alive again? I thought he killed them with the burning ground pound.
Burning Brownie: And he'll be Dry Shin now, no worries.
Garrison Jr.: I'll make sure we have enough to return to his family!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Fish Bones!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep: Aren't you being a little melodramatic?
White mage
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Fish Bones, dealing
6 damage!
Bakudan: Shin's gone forever.
And ever.
Zing Li Fast: He's not ded.
Calm down.
Fix yourself a drink.
Koopeep: I've revived half of you at least once
Bakudan: I'm a bro widow now.
Koopeep: Amazing spells for discount prices
Koopeep: For a great health insurance you can buy online, go to koopeep and save some time
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Iris!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Fish Bone is defeated! ... Again!
Bakudan jumps on Iris, dealing
9 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Boney Ptooie Plant is defeated!
Bakudan: Brownie. Burn this Iris.
Burning Brownie: Shouldn't we keep one in case uh...you need a new Iris?
Bakudan: My Iris would not want to be a dry Iris.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe she's like a perennial, and will grow back?
Koopeep attempts to use ComeBack!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Koopeep casts Come Back on Shin! Shin is revived at
8 health!
Shin: Whoa, whuh... What happened?
Burning Brownie jumps and does a fiery ground pound on Iris, dealing
5 damage! Iris is
burned .
Koopeep: You got bit by a zombie fish and died. Then you came back to life
Shin: I was almost a Shinsandwich.
Koopeep: You are probably going to turn into a zombie fish
beeoi h.: You know, in retrospect, I completely called that.
Koopeep: We should keep an eye on that.
beeoi h.: Hands are tied, I had no responsibility in this.
Steev: how do you call something ahead of time in restrospect
Zing Li Fast does nothing
Not-Iris is now actually defeated for realsies!
Koopeep: I bet these battles balanced with a full party in mind would go smoother if we had a full party you uselss flying lipstick tube
Shin utilizes inner Power on Fish Bones!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Fish Bones tries to dodge Shin's attack!
Fish Bones: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Fish Bones squirts water at Garrison Jr., dealing
2 damage. Garrison Jr. is
softened .
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Garrison Jr.!
Fish Bones: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison Jr.: It takes me long enough to prepare my uniform without water damage...
Garrison Jr. tries to guard against Fish Bones's attack!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Fish Bones bites Garrison Jr., dealing
5 damage!
Koopeep: What even is that black oblong thing that's sticking out of their faces
are those knives
Bakudan: I think they're shadows!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Fish Bones!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Fish Bones, dealing
6 damage!
Garrison Jr. grumbles that they keep coming back like ants
Koopeep: Are ants especially notorious for coming back after death?
Steev: I haven't had Koopeep use an actual attack in like five sessions
do I do the Attack Smarts or the SuperRod macro
Garrison Jr.: Sometimes it seems that way
Koopeep uses Smarts on Fish Bones!
Koopeep: rolling 11d6>4
= 5 Successes
so now super rod?
Koopeep: I hope I catch a Dratini with the super rod
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Fish Bones, dealing
5 damage!
haha wow these guys are punks how are you guys struggling with this
Hammer Bro: B0ss! I'll make you proud!
Hammer Bro: Just don't eat me again!
Koopeep: I am the healer and I've done nearly as much damage as Private Garrison over here
What a country
Hammer Bro uses Smarts on Fish Bones!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep: What a time to be alive
Fish Bones tries to dodge Hammer Bro's attack!
Fish Bones: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
beeoi h.: Power went out.
Hammer Bro throws a hammer at Fish Bones, dealing
4 damage!
Garrison Jr.: I admit, its an embarassment I'm not further ahead of you
beeoi h.: Now four of us can be useless instead of just four.
...'Feyesh': Chaos_Is_Power
The last Fish Bones is defeated!
Hammer Bro:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
15
|
| Coins: |
20
|
Bakudan pokes around, and finds an item!
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Koopeep: Don't be too ashamed. That's just natural Koopa Superiority
Hammer Bro: rolling 1t[PastLoot]
= 0
Zing Li Fast: ...an item!
...
Burning Brownie spams fire drive until everything around him is dead because seriously, what the actual fuck
Bakudan: Iris, why do you have potatoes.
Bakudan: You a little vegetarian?
Burning Brownie: Yo what happened to that druid, anyway.
Garrison Jr.: Is that a dry koopatrol?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Oh whoa!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: What was that?
Burning Brownie: Hey there.
Tiko: And his brother, No-Shirt Gal!
Burning Brownie: You know where we can find our friend?
Zing Li Fast: ...Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy
Garrison Jr.: It's good to know SOME undead follow the standards of decency
Tiko: i changed my mind halfway through typing that
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Uh... Who's your friend? It's been awhile since I've seen people. Well.
Ever since I was raised.
Koopeep: You should get out more.
Burning Brownie: She's a little plant thing like the guys that just attacked us.
Bakudan: Tell me more about your life story.
Koopeep: If you're bored, you should come with us.
Then you'll only be annoyed.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Funny thing is, I don't remember much of it!
Zing Li Fast: Got any fun games?
Garrison Jr.: Who raised you?
Koopeep: You should do it, I'm really #cool
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Man, I don't even want to. Can't a guy down on his luck just rot in a crypt somewhere?
Anyway.
I.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Am the great...
... Koop.
You haven't even seen my coolness yet
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: I was just a guy named Koop.
I think that's the male version of Koopeep. I think that's the male version of a lot of koopa names, actually.
Garrison Jr.: Who raised you, and why?
Koopeep: Like how samuel and samantha are the gender versions of the name sam?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Anyway, the guy that raised me was like... this yellow guy.
Garrison Jr.: They don't seem to have had much reason if you're locked dow n here
Bakudan: Like another koopa?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: If I remember any one thing, is that this guy was really yellow. Like, a humanoid banana.
Tacky, really.
Wore some overrobes or something.
Garrison Jr.: I can't say I'm surprised
Koopeep feels like she's being shamed for her skin color
Garrison Jr.: But these undead are so weak, I don't see why he even bothered
Bakudan: We're not from here.
We may be unusually strong.
Years of evolution.
Bakudan: The undead might've protected this place from inferior creatures.
Koopeep: We would amaze these people with our immune systems.
We should walk around a quarantined village and not get sick, just to mess with them.
We could say we're being protected by the love of Lord Bowser. Boom. Get the Koopa Kingdom ready for His Burliness five centuries early.
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Bakudan: Well, I imagine his great grandpa would love that!
We gotta find him first though.
Koopeep: Zing if you're going to be a parrot maybe we should buy you some crackers.
Zing Li Fast: Zing if you're going to be a parrot Koopeep thinks maybe we should buy you some crackers.
Koopeep: And Bakudan, there's an idea. I've even got a picture of His Brattiness as a baby I can pass along
Burning Brownie: I will take this quiz and I will ace it.
Bakudan buzzes in really hard with his/her imagination!
Koopeep: Is that really a quiz? More like "I made up the answer and no one will live long enough to tell if I'm right"
[MUSIC] Koop's Kwiz
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Hey, while you're here...
I love me some quizzes. But in life, I deviously made the best quiz ever.
It's the hardest one I've ever made! And you know why?
It's over events that happen 500 years in the future!
Only I have the great foresight to make such an awesome quiz!
Keiki (GM): Connection did something really weird.
Zing Li Fast buzzes in, at or to this place or position.
Keiki (GM): Did anyone get the quiz messages
Garrison Jr.: We might be on the right track, anyway
...'Feyesh': rofl nope I didn't
[MUSIC] Koop's Kwiz
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Hey, while you're here...
I love me some quizzes. But in life, I deviously made the best quiz ever.
It's the hardest one I've ever made! And you know why?
It's over events that happen 500 years in the future!
Only I have the great foresight to make such an awesome quiz!
...'Feyesh': Oh yeah, we got that much.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Not a single person has really wanted to attempt this quiz, though.
Zing Li Fast: I...I... I'm gonna do it!
Burning Brownie: I am a single person.
Bakudan: Brother Hamlet! You should also try.
Koopeep: What's in it for us, Quizmaster?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: If you successfully solve my riddles, I'll let you enter... that mysterious door over there. Doesn't it look mysterious?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: It's time for the -436th annual...
Koop Kwiz!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: First question!
Bakudan: I politely request buttons to buzz in with!
Burning Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Burning Brownie: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Steev: yay grunty's furnace fun
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Burning Brownie buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Zing Li Fast also buzzes in with his imagination.
Zing Li Fast buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Garrison Jr. fires of a shot in lieu of buzzing ing
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: First question! Are you ready? Consider it a warm-up!
Koopeep tries to lobotomize Zing through sheer willpower
Garrison Jr.: Ready to begin!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question 1! A vain l0rd in the future likes comic books, but in his spare time he'd lolligag at a poster. What person would he admire on the poster?
Zing Li Fast buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Zing!
Zing Li Fast: Princess Peach!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Correct!
Zing Li Fast: L0rd Fast II. flop.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Next question!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question 2... In the year 20XX, a group of penguins consistently won a bobsledding competition. It was like 5 years in a row!
Burning Brownie buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: ...You buzzed in before the question.
Koopeep: What's the question in that question?
buzzing in before the question is finished
glorious
Burning Brownie: No I didn't
Or wait.
Zing Li Fast: You did. =/
Burning Brownie: Was that question not finished? I guess not.
Zing Li Fast: Try to answer it?
Koopeep: There's no question in that. It's just a statement.
Burning Brownie: The answer is 4.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Time is ticking! You've got 10 seconds!
Zing Li Fast: Maybe it's the right answer.
.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Aw.
One more try.
Koopeep: Questions have question marks in them
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: What was the name of the all-star bully-like penguins who won 5 years in a row?
Koopeep: Did you want to know the team name, the competition name, the prize? what
Zing Li Fast buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Zing again!
Zing Li Fast: His name is Avalanche.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Aw, wrong again. Avalanche lead them, but the penguins were called Rockhoppers!
I misread the question.
.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Next question!
Burning Brownie: flippity flop.
Damn letter :s.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question 3... This might even be relevant right now!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: A tribe called Yoshivala in the jungles of Berry Basin keep a giant pet. It's ferocious.
What is this pet's name?
Zing Li Fast buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Zing again!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Correct again! Dang, Zing.
Burning Brownie: What the heck is that.
Ake: Steve and Bree, do you know where to access the button? Just making sure!
Koopeep buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Zing Li Fast: #group2lore
Koopeep: Uh, we didn't encounter anything like that
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question Question 4! These are only going to get harder!
Koopeep: Good thing for OOC knowledge
Zing Li Fast: I wonder how many questions.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question 4... Sponia is a multi-billionaire CEO of a cereal company in the future.
He has an assistant manager. What is his weird name?
Zing Li Fast: ...I dunno.
Burning Brownie: WHAT THE HECK IS A SPONIA
Bakudan buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Koopeep: You're asking the wrong group man
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: The bomb!
Burning Brownie doesn't understand these questions!
Bakudan: ...Is it Payzme?
Burning Brownie: -smashes buzzer-
Zing Li Fast breaks a window
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Wrong!
Koopeep: it was one of layze's flowers
a green one I think?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: One more shot!
Koopeep: who remembers layzes OCs
Zing Li Fast buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Zing!
Zing Li Fast: Lemmy Morta?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Aw. So close! His name was Spizzy Denia.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: And by close I mean not close at all.
Zing Li Fast: I just thought his name was WEEEIIIIRD.
Koopeep: Could you ask some questions that are more tailored to our past/future?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Uh oh! That's the sound of our last question!
Koopeep: this is just knowledge we haven't accrued
Quizzes_Are_Power
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question 5 is a toughy. This will determine if you pass the quiz or not!
Steev: Hurry it up, Trebek
Zing Li Fast: I don't know enough about the Sponi Factory RP. =/
...=/
Steev: I can tell you a baby flower turned everyone into scarcrows but that's it
...'Feyesh': Sounds deep. win.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Question 5! There is an island of beautiful Shy Girls>_> out at sea that worship a calypso dancing mask lady.
What kind of offering did she accept?
Zing Li Fast buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Koopeep: ...was anyone in our gropu involved in that one at all
Bakudan: Zing and Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: .She accepted... a weird dance ritual.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Correct!
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: You are the first to succeed at the harrowing -436th annual Koop Kwiz!
Zing Li Fast: I feel speshul.
I didn't do the dance though, I was too busy talking to the crabbies.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: And for scoring the most points, Zing Li Fast gets... the Bone Whistle!
What does this cool thing do?
Burning Brownie: You can blow my bone whistle baby
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: The Bone Whistle is a lewd tool that summons a bone on top of the head of the target, dealing damage.
So... You could say it's ranged!
Zing Li Fast: Now I got two summon items! ...(S) it I'm such a pro.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy tosses the whistle to Zing Li Fast.
Zing Li Fast catches the goddamn lewd whistle
Bakudan: What is that whistle made out of?
Koopeep: I want a shine sprite. got any of those?
Zing Li Fast: bonyboo thinks bonyboo thinks it's made of bones.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Are you ready for the puns?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: It's nothing but skin and bones.
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Burning Brownie: Well, that was nice, but unless you got anymore bags of tricks, we outie.
Bakudan: Are they
your skin and bones?
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Oh yes.
As I promised.
I have a door to open!
The door on the other side of the room open.
[MUSIC] Yoshivala Ruins
Burning Brownie: The most honorable of NPC deeds.
Burning Brownie: Well, been good seeing you. Time to gogogo
White Magikoopa: Dang it Koop, did you open it again? I'm trying to be holy.
Burning Brownie: Why's there a second koopeep in here.
...???
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy: Thanks for the KWIZ buds.
Mr. Boney Yes-Pants Guy closes the doors.
Zing Li Fast: GG Boney d00d GG
Fellow Magikoopa
...'Feyesh': Guys, I need to go to bed.
l8r
Burning Brownie: Hey, hope you don't mind, but I'm stealing your stuff.
Burning Brownie grabs both the blocks
White Magikoopa: They aren't mine to be claimed.
Zing Li Fast goes back to meditating under a goddamn waterfall
Brownie grabs a Red Potion and Blue Potion!
That was an awesome "sesh"!
Burning Brownie: I don't know what these things are.
...How? You just sat there and spammed buzzing until a question spawned, and answered the ...(S) out of it.
LESBIAN QUESTION! D:
White Magikoopa: But hello, fellow Magikoopa.
Burning Brownie: Magkikoopeep, why are you here?
Koopeep: and how come he gets magic potions and I get dead flowers?
White Magikoopa: I am repenting for the souls of these departed! But, alas... someone had been raising these dead and torturing them so!
Koopeep: GM is biased, investigate corruption of GMing
That's rough, brother.
That's elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough
White Magikoopa: ... What?
Koopeep: So who's the necromancer around here?
We tried asking the skeleton over there but he just told us his own name.
White Magikoopa: My divination tells me that a man known as Merlock, and in some tongues Doolzus, was here.
Koopeep: ...okay so guys maybe Merlock is evil
Bakudan: What's his motive?
Burning Brownie: Wow I wonder who could have predicted that.
Koopeep: Predictions don't mean jackshit. You'll blow out your knees if you spend all your time jumping to conclusions
Gather testimony, evidence, then make your conclusion.
Garrison Jr.: That conclusion was more of a step up a gentle incline
White Magikoopa: Whoa. Language sister.
Koopeep: And once that's done, you find the guilty party and kick him so hard in the balls he'll be menstruating toenails and shoe polish
Burning Brownie: Can't really argue with that #speech check
Bakudan: Do you know his motive, magikoopa?
White Magikoopa: Anyway. I'm not sure I can really offer you more besides that information.
Bakudan: Alright. Thanks anyway!
We haven't checked over here yet, have we?
Koopeep: Last question, where is this dongus?
Or anything of import in this place?
White Magikoopa: I've been hiding.
Koopeep: Besides the endless horde of dead
White Magikoopa: ... I assume the coast is clear?
White Magikoopa: Because I should leave.
Bakudan: Watch out for bandits on the surface.
Koopeep: Yes it is. We've purified this temple in the name of Lord Bowser Koopa!
Garrison Jr.: It's just a wall over here... maybe he just used this place to hold his experiments in necromancy\
Koopeep: May his reign span throughout all time!
White Magikoopa: ... Who? Uh, anyway.
Burning Brownie: Small crypt, apparently.
Koopeep: Trust me. Give it a few centuries, his name'll be on everyone's lips
Bakudan: You guys wanna go back to the surface?
Burning Brownie: Let's skeddaddle spidoo
Burning Brownie falls up stairs
[MUSIC] Delvale
Bakudan: So what should we do now?
Koopeep: Well. Looks like Miner 49er sealed off the mine
so that's a no go
Bakudan: ...We still haven't found the other party.
Koopeep: Hammer Bro, how come you're all busted again
Bakudan: Wonder if they just went home?
Koopeep: stop being busted
Burning Brownie: I really don't wanna walk all the way back to loserville.
Garrison Jr.: They seemed like the type to give up easy
Brownie: Maybe we should head up that mountain pass.
Bakudan: I just heard a Fuzzy!
Brownie: Good for you, Bakudan.
Shin: That was definitely a fuzzy. Sounded a lot lower though.
Koopeep: like in tone or in location
Koopeep: are we going to have to fight a giant fuzzy
is there any way we can not fight a giant googly eyed dust bunny parasite
Shin: I think it came from the mountains. Maybe we should check it out!
Koopeep: shin you're not listening
guys
Brownie: I like how my HP healed up.
Garrison Jr.: I have a feeling Merlock is messing with things up there...
Bakudan: Looks like we aren't alone.
Brownie buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Pursecut Bandit: ... What was that noise? It sounded kinda creepy.
Bakudan: I think it's a Fuzzy!
Did it sound like it was up the mountains to you?
Pursecut Bandit: Uh... Yeah, it did! Off in the distance. I'm not sure what's going on in the quarry.
Bakudan: We should investigate!
Brownie: That's what we planned on.
Brownie scales Da Mountain
Garrison Jr.: Keep hold of your blood, soldiers!
Shin: Sounds good to me, but let's be careful!
Koopeep: we are walking into danger for no forseeable benefit to us
Bakudan: We're just... checking it out.
Shin: Maybe Iris is Meeorking right now.
Bakudan: We'll be totally okay!
Garrison Jr.: We can't accomplish anything if we don't take risks!
Koopeep: Well I'm out of healing juice so I hope you guys don't get yourselfs drained dry
Brownie: Yoooo that's a baby head
The group heads up into the mountains. Scuffles can be heard.
A large number of Badjerks seem to be attacking the Pursecut!
Koopeep: oh jeez not scuffles
wait
Bakudan: That looks dangerous!
Koopeep: which ones are the bad ones
do we like either of them
Bakudan: Maybe we should not interfere!
Garrison Jr.: Right now, we have no reason to help them
Koopeep: OH WOW BAKUDAN YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED UP HERE
Bakudan: We can sneak by them!
Koopeep: Wow look at everyone agreeing with Koopeep
Koopeep: after we made the big hike up a stupid mountain
Bakudan: Or check out that house over there!
Garrison Jr.: Let's check out the house while they thin each other out
Bakudan enters the house.
Victor H.: ...two brownies
Shin: Hm. Seems to be an office of some kind.
Garrison Jr.: Do these bandits need two torture rooms? Really?
Brownie: I am TIRED OF THESE EMPTY ROOMS
Bakudan uses Smarts on Brownie!
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan sees something glint... and finds a left-behind key!
Brownie: Yeah that definitely wouldn't catch my eye on a flat, 25 X 25 feet floor or anything
Shin: Maybe that opens the mine?
did she find the key on brownie
Bakudan: That's a great idea, Shin!
Brownie: Hey, can we do something before we go?
Shin: I guess there's still those bandits in front of it... How tough are they?
Do you guys think you could take them?
Bakudan: Maybe we can just ask politely?
Brownie: Sounds slow and methodical.
Shin: We could always try.
Maybe we should send a decoy. That like. Asks politely.
Bakudan: I want to ask politely!
Brownie: You mean my hammer bro guy? Where is he, anyway.
That guy always gets lost.
Hammer Bro: You need something? Uh... boss bro?
Bakudan: Brother Hamlet might be scared of you.
Brownie: Yeah we're gonna need you to be the decoy for a high-risk mission of ours.
Don't worry, we got your back.
... Sounds dangerous.
You have to "ask nicely".
Garrison Jr.: If things start to go wrong, we'll move in
Shin: Where are we going to come at them from?
... Do you think we could jump from here?
Bakudan: Can we just walk down the quarry casually?
Brownie: That's actually what I was asking about.
Shin: I suppose we could.
Brownie: But we should probably send Hammer Bro first.
Is this a window?
... Don't be silly. That's a wall.
beeoi h.: Can we see through that?
Brownie lights Bakudan's fuse.
Brownie throws Bakudan at the wall.
Brownie: You're the opposite of fun.
Well I guess we've got nothing better than" wing it".
Garrison Jr.: A sound that loud would bring bandits to us!
Steev: I'm fadin fast, anyone wanna just fast travel to the mine
Shin: What were you going to do, Brownie?
Brownie: Bakudan's a quiet and polite lady.
Shin: Wait, what if that's Brownie's plan?
Brownie: It basically involved many exploding walls.
Shin: Causing a loud noise here, which causes the bandits to check it out.
Brownie: Yeah, that was exactly it.
Shin: And then... We could jump down and enter!
Bakudan: I think I wanna hang out with Brother Hamlet.
Brownie: Yeah, but Bakudan's not a team player.
Brownie report Bakudan for intentional ability abuse.
... I'll think of an endearing bro-name for you later.
I think you should go along with it!
Plan sounds... sound.
Brownie: Yeah, I thought so.
Shin: Can we call this Operation Blow This Posicle Stand ?!
Brownie: All my plans are perfect, just ask Merlock.
Whatever you want, dude.
Ready Bakugan Brawl?
Shin: Let's blow this doolsicle stand.
Brownie does what he was doing before except it works
Keiki (GM): Power check from Bakudan!
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan makes a decent explosion! The group runs!
Bakudan: If only that worked before.
Keiki (GM): I think I'm going to make that the end of the session!
Brownie buzzes in with his/her imagination.
Bob B.: Ending with a freeze frame of us leaping through Bakudan's explosion
