The group chases after Lord Fast inside of his time machine. It's a swirly technicolor trip that the gropu goes on.
[MUSIC] Displaced by Time
Keiki (GM): rolling 2
= 2
Keiki (GM): I'mma gonna gropu u, SV.
Acre rolls the feeling status I forgot. Regardless, he is really feeling it. Maybe.
The group loses sight of him as he seems to accelerate, and the group land in a patch of dirt serrapticiously.
Acre also merges first and third person
My head... where are we?
Bob B.: He got away from us already!
Brownie: Don't eat anything here, they didn't wash fruits and vegetables back then.
...'Feyesh': I know this music, but don't remember where it is from.
Garrison Jr.: Said I, in my ventriolquist voice
Shin: I'll... keep that in mind.
Acre: I was thinking the same thing, SV.
beeoi h.: It's SPM I'm pretty sure.
Acre: It's the great tree.
Oh yeah.
Shin: Seems she's out cold. As is Koopeep.
Zing Li Fast: The land of OogaBooga!
Brownie: Time travel can be rough on the brain.
Zing Li Fast: Ooga: Hello friends. Where you come from?
Booga: Ooga, they time travelers.
Keiki (GM): Ake's got some weird power outage problems.
Time for Acrudan?
Shin: Well, 2/3 of us made the trip.
That's a positive K/D ratio, and I'll take it.
Keiki (GM): This loop is literally hitler
Brownie: Well it shouldn't be too hard to find a guy like Lord Fast, assuming people around here speak english and don't eat Yoshi.
...'Feyesh': "hitler loop"
Acre: I've heard worse loops
Zing Li Fast: CANIVALS. O___O
beeoi h.: I don't even use any music that's less than 6 minutes long because the loops are too frequent.
Garrison Jr.: We don't know what to expect from here, though, so we'll need to be cautious while we're undermanned. Let's start a recon of the area!
...'Feyesh': No ...Steev.
Shin: Garrison, you seem to be the expert on this sort of thing.
Where should we check out first?
Zing Li Fast: That "dopey"-looking Chomp over there.
Shin: ... Is... is that a Chomp stuck in that tree?
Julkoopan: Hey! Come down from there!
Just... ease yourself loose!
Zing Li Fast: ...Julkoopan
Unchained Chomp: ARF ARF!
Garrison Jr.: well, lets check the sign first to get our bearings. I... guess we can help with the pet, too
Zing Li Fast: Anybody know what the Chomp's saying?
...'Feyesh': Catena: Yes. He said arf.
Shin: Do I look like a purple alien that knows multiple languages to you?
Garrison Jr. checks the sign, from his stubby les
Brownie: Don't worry, I speak chain chomp.
HEY
Brownie: GET THE ...(S) DOWN FROM THERE
Garrison Jr. asterisk legs
The left sign says Delvale. The other sign says Julkoop.
Keiki (GM): Brownie, coolness check.
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling d6669
= 942
flop.
Julkoopan: Hey, don't yell at my Chomp like that!
Zing Li Fast: yells at your Chomp like that
...(S)
Garrison Jr.: Never heard of these places... but if it's 500 years ago, that's not too surprisng
The Chomp bounces around in the tree, and then leaps down to the ground unharmed!
Hello, ...Julkoopan.
The Chomp lands with a thud that flips the Koopa on his back.
Garrison Jr.: Hello, citizien
Garrison Jr.: Taking your chomp for a walk?
Julkoopan: Well... Thanks for helping, but it seems I have a new problem. Well, this ain't too hard.
Zing Li Fast unflips ...Julkoopan
Zing Li Fast: rolling d40
= 37
Julkoopan: I'm just a wayward Koopa... Thanks, uh... whatever you are!
Julkoopan: I'm traveling to meet some family far out west.
Zing Li Fast: I'm a Bullet Bill. A miracle of science. Humanity's gift to speed.
Julkoopan: Who are you people?
Brownie: I'm Princess Peach.
Zing Li Fast: ...I'm Princess Peach.
Julkoopan: You're a princess?
Garrison Jr.: We're just travelers, and we've become disoriented
Julkoopan: ... Something tells me you aren't a princess, but sure.
Unchained Chomp: ARF ARF!
Zing Li Fast: So what's this place?
Garrison Jr.: You shouldn't judge someone on their appearances like that!
Zing Li Fast: And what is the name of your ...Unchained Chomp?
Shin: Bakudan, you're awake!
Brownie: Heck yeah I am. And this Shy Guy over here is my trusty stewart, Toadsworth.
Bakudan: Ugh, barely... am I dreaming?
Shin: Uh, yeah. Steward Toadbert, reporting for duty.
Julkoopan: You lot seem to have some fancy naming.
Garrison Jr.: And I'm in charge of their army!
Zing Li Fast: And I'm their friend OMG
Julkoopan: It's like you never read the Royal Decree of Please Name Yourself After Your Species.
Garrison Jr.: Have you seen a large metallic golem come through here?
Brownie: Yeah, you could say that. You see a guy with a giant contraption beyond your comprehension lately?
Bakudan: Or... a plant that really likes spikey balls.
Bakudan: Or maybe many such plants.
Julkoopan: I've heard tales of a golem. A tall, mighty golem.
Julkoopan: They must have been fairy tales though.
I've seen plants, but no spiky balls I'm afraid.
Bakudan: What about plants with bowties?
So what's this place, marn?
Brownie: So just between you and me, which one of these two villages is more deep win?
Garrison Jr.: Maybe he came through at a different time? Anyway, yes.
what can you tell us about the villages around here?
Julkoopan: Delvale is a ghost town, man. And just between you and me... I think some bandits are doing something there anyway.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Julkoopan: I'm from Julkoop. It's alright.
Zing Li Fast: koop. koop.
Brownie: I guess we'll head our way there then. That sound good to everyone?
They may have information about L0rd "pathetisad" II.
Bakudan: Tell me about Julkoop.
Garrison Jr.: That's the best plan. We can find out more there
...'Feyesh': Tell Acre about your Bowser fetish. It sounds like an interesting subject of discussion.
Acre: as a matter of fact
Garrison Jr.: I have a hunch we'll be seeing Delvale, though
Bakudan: Hey Brownie, is that a yoshi berry?
Zing Li Fast: The only Delvale I wanna see is juice.
Julkoopan: Well... The main thing people love is the Riverwheel.
Zing Li Fast: ...the Riverwheel
Bakudan: Why would people like a riverwheel?
Julkoopan: It's a milk bar. We make tons of butter there!
...'Feyesh': I like this "sesh".
Julkoopan: And cheese. You wouldn't believe the cheese!
Zing Li Fast: Cheese. Ease.
Bob B.: Mmm... turtle milk
Julkoopan: The only thing might be, well... It's kinda hard to enter.
Brownie eats da Yoshi Berry.
Brownie peers at the Yoshi Berry. And he VORES it.
...'Feyesh': Nothing quite like good cookies and turtle milk!
Acre: literally turtle milk.
Julkoopan: Anyway... It might be a pain to enter Julkoop.
Julkoopan: We had to make some fortifications because of these bandits.
Zing Li Fast: Damn banditzus
Garrison Jr.: What are these bandits like?
Brownie: Well we ain't no bandits, so I don't see us having issues passing through security.
Julkoopan: Yeah... They'll probably let you in.
Just make sure you don't have any yellow cloth on you. They get extra suspicious of that.
Brownie: Thanks for the information, fellow member of the time period 470 B.D.K.
Let's go to Julkoop then.
Garrison Jr.: Let's move out for Julkoop, then!
Be careful of the assbandits and stuff.
Brownie walks down the road to Julkoop
Zing Li Fast also walks down the road to Julkoop. koop.
[MUSIC] Julkoop
Acre: And so, Koopeep was left alone. In a different time, in a different place
or not
I'm Princess Peach.
...'Feyesh': Same music feeling as last time.
And I like this place. Awesome, Cake.
Garrison Jr.: Greetings, soldiers!
...'Feyesh': It is that I know the music, but don't remember.
Julkoopan Guard: ... Stop right there, if you would.
ok
Julkoopan Guard: State your names. A guard will be down to frisk you.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Garrison Jr.: I am Lieutenant Garrison Jr!
The left guard tower (to the character's perspectives at least) becomes briefly unmanned. A guard comes out.
Garrison Jr.: We come as allies, or at least not enemies
Zing Li Fast: I'm Zing Li Fast, and I got no sharp things or whatever makes you peepee.
Shin: I'm... Toadw... Toad?
Toad.
Bakudan: Uh, I guess I'm Bakudan?
Hi.
Julkoopan Guard goes through most of the stuff, but doesn't find anything recognizable as a weapon.
Bakudan: I'll politely inform you now that I am a bomb.
Acre: Cannons haven't been invented yet apparently.
Julkoopan Guard: ... Weird stuff on you guys.
Bakudan: I am sorry for this.
Bakudan: Have you never seen a bob-omb before?
You're weird.
Julkoopan Guard shakes his head.
Acre: or wands. or fire rods. or bombs. or magic wands
Acre: quaint place and time
Julkoopan Guard: You are some strange folks, that's for sure.
Zing Li Fast: We don't exist here, Bakudan. We don't belong. =/
Brownie: What ho, fair guard.
Zing Li Fast: But it looks deep. win.
Garrison Jr.: This place must be far out of the wa
Julkoopan Guard: ... I'm suspicious of the Koopa you're dragging around, what with her rod. But... Ah well. It can't be helped.
Bakudan: I offer you this red berry as a token of friendship.
Julkoopan Guard: Uh... Sure. Thank you. I haven't even eaten today yet.
Thanks.
Julkoopan Guard gives the signal, and the gate is lifted.
Garrison Jr.: If I may inquire, has anything or anyone suspicious been nearby? Other than the bandits?
Zing Li Fast: The only suspicious things she does involve a bowser fetish. That shouldn't be harmful for you guys.
Bakudan: Man, what a strange dream this is! I can't wait to tell Shin this one.
Brownie: Maybe you should try eating one of the tomatoes buried in your soil.
Julkoopan Guard: You may all now pass.
Bakudan: Man, a world without bob-ombs.
What a riot.
Zing Li Fast: Nice. Ice. place.
Julkoopans are running around, children playing.
Brownie eaats a ground tomato
Brownie tries to chomp the shell, but can't swallow it!
Brownie: This is a freaking hard tomato, I'll tell you what.
Bakudan looks at what Brownie is trying to eat.
Zing Li Fast relaxes on the bench and enjoys the townz. win.
Acre: The first thing Brownie says after arriving here is "don't eat anything"
and yet, he ate two things so far
"brawl" person pls
Shin: Here ya go Koopeep.
Garrison peers at a building.
Garrison Jr. knocks on the door of the house
"... Huh. Someone's banging on the door."
Magistrate Koopoun: Oh hello. Can I help you?
Garrison Jr.: Hello, sir. We're travelling through in search of someone.
Bakudan: This is a nice town.
Garrison Jr.: Has a big metal thing been seen spottend around here?
Zing Li Fast: ...Magistrate Koopoun
Magistrate Koopoun: Why thank you. You seem like you're all from out of town.
Garrison Jr.: Or little pirannha plants?
Magistrate Koopoun: Well... I'm looking at one right now.
Bakudan: A biiig metal thing.
Garrison Jr.: A lot bigger
Bakudan: Like... three of me stacked on top of each other.
Real big!
Brownie: Hey wait a minute.
WAIT A MINUTE
Brownie: THE HECK'S GOIN ON WITH THIS MESS
Brownie stares at the DBZ spaeship
Zing Li Fast: ...DBZ spaceship
Acre: who keeps leaving these moons I wonder
Garrison Jr.: That's the biggest flower I've ever seen, too, up on that mountain
Brownie looks at the giant shell riverwheel.
...'Feyesh': I wonder I wonder... what comes from a wonder trade.
Brownie: Nah son, I'm gonna need a translator on that.
Magistrate Koopoun thinks for a bit.
Brownie: Because this is 100% a DBZ spaceship.
Magistrate Koopoun: Can't say I've seen something like that before.
Bakudan: What's a DBZ spaceship?
Victor H.: did someone say DBZ
...'Feyesh': ...DBZ mafia
Magistrate Koopoun: I have no idea what a DBZ spaceship is, either.
Garrison Jr.: It's like he came through at a completely different time...
Brownie swims over to the DBZ spaceship and tries to go to planet namek
The DBZ spaceship seems to rotate against him as he ascends.
Bakudan: Thank you for your help, mister!
Brownie: I cant' tell if this is good or bad.
Magistrate Koopoun: Sorry that I haven't seen anything like that.
But we've had some other troubles at the moment.
Brownie: NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT SPACESHIPS WHEN I WAS A KID
Bakudan: It's good! Have a nice day!
Oh!
Magistrate Koopoun: The Pursecut Bandits... They're a problem, let me tell you. Seeya!
Bakudan: Sorry, I'm out of it and my reflexes are so slow!
Brownie: Alright, there goes my attention span.
Bakudan: Tell me about the bandits.
Brownie knocks on the door to this house
beeoi h.: Ake is roleplaying a CRPG protagonist
"Tell me about X"
Acre: That's something I would say.
...'Feyesh': Acre RPG, gamers.
beeoi h.: That's like more than 75% of the dialogue in pillars of eternity.
Acre: Tell me more about CRPG.
Brownie is on the wrong side to be knocking on the door! But he hears some raucus laughter.
Magistrate Koopoun: Well...
The Pursecut are an organized syndicate of bandits.
Victor H.: ...I'm fursecuted.
Brownie: This place doesn't know how to build houses OR DBZ spaceships.
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie: rolling (9+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Brownie uses his smarts to find the door
Brownie finds the dankest door.
Garrison Jr.: Have they made any demands?
not opens
Magistrate Koopoun: They're recognized for their yellow masks.
Brownie opens and then knocks on the door. It seems to be a tavern.
"You piece of shit, would you please shut the fucking door?"
Acre: whoa, rated e for everyone
Brownie: whoa, rated e for everyone
Keiki (GM): Would you like to go inside?
Brownie goes in the tavern
"Sorry. Gotta watch my mouth.
...'Feyesh': Is this where exists the ancestor of ..."Shrody".
Honestly, it was lots of fun living in Julkoop. :)
Guy of Many Names: You seem new around these parts.
...'Feyesh': ...Guy of Many Names
beeoi h.: I was gonna use that exact name in Shadowrun at some point.
You got outdeep. win.'d
A Boo is performing on the stage.
beeoi h.: I'll pretend that I came up with the cliche first.
Oh wait there's stairs here I forgot
beeoi h.: Oh, there' no actual map, alright.
Brownie: Hey, I just wanted to know if I could use that canoe out there.
I want to use it to go on a deeply unsatisfying quest to a temple without the help of my friends.
Guy of Many Names shrugs.
Guy of Many Names: Ain't my problem.
Zing Li Fast: Brownie is a "one man crusader".
Acre: so, what is this music. I gotta make the unfunny obligatory joke
Brownie: I'll keep it in mind, then. Say, what's your name?
Boolina: I'm Boolina. What's yours?
Brownie: I was asking the other guy, but my name's Brownie.
What's up?
Boolina: Nothing much! Tee hee!
Boolina: I think that canoe is someone else's, though.
Boolina: We wanted to use that, actually. To get to a place.
Zing Li Fast: So what do you guys do, ...Guy of Many Names and ...Boolina.
Garrison Jr.: Well... thank you for you help, sir. We'll be going now.
Zing Li Fast: Are you magicians or something.
Brownie: I feel like I'm way out of my element here
Have either of you seen a huge metal contraption?
Keiki (GM): I just realized you were on the wrong map, Beepo.
beeoi h.: Now I'm not the only one that's done that
Keiki (GM): I used the separate thing but then just put you on the same map.
Did anyone else want to enter the tavern?
Victor H.: You know, if any of you carried a lighter, you could prove that you came from the future.
I wanna enter ze tavern.
Garrison Jr.: We could check out the rest of the village to see if we could find anything, or go back and conduct a search of where we came to this time.
Acre: You're not being sneaky, Ake!
Garrison Jr.: I'll check out the tavern, then. If no one there knows, no one here will.
Shin sits on the bench to watch over Koopeep.
...'Feyesh': Sneaky sneaky sneaky!
Ake: Please change my map, it's making roll20 freeze up.l
And I have to keep refreshing.
...'Feyesh': That is bad.
beeoi h.: Just move her up to the bar.
Keiki (GM): I'll switch back and forth real quick. I guess?
Victor H.: ...Beaten up old Yoshi
...'Feyesh': ...Beaten up old Yoshi
Goomrick: ... Well. It looks like we've got other out of towners than just us.
... And my axe.
Zing Li Fast: ...Goomrick
Kharoshi: ... How many times do you say that a day?
Zing Li Fast: ...Kharoshi
Acre: the fucking edgiest yoshi ever
awesome references
Garrison Jr.: Hello there, citizens
You're travellers, too?
Zing Li Fast: So where are you headed?
Boolina: Oh, we're heading east, to check out some... stuff, you could say.
Brownie: As I was saying, any of you seen a giant metal contraption?
Garrison Jr.: Well, how about a buy all you fellow travellers a drink?
Zing Li Fast: Ruins? Treasure? brilliant? stupid? win? fail
Goomrick: Free milk? Well... When you put it that way...
You don't have pre-DK money.
Garrison Jr. holds up a coin in his mouth
...'Feyesh': But... coins.
Garrison Jr.: Will you accept this?
...'Feyesh': The Land of Cragnons accepts coins. =/
...=/
Hankoops peers over the counter to get a glimpse of the short Garrison Jr.
Zing Li Fast: ...Hankoops
Hankoops polishes a glass briskly.
Garrison Jr.: Then pass out a round to everyone. I'll pay.
Hankoops: It's four coins a glass.
This for... everyone everyone?
Garrison Jr.: Just those four at the bar.
Garrison Jr. hands over 16 coins
Kharoshi taps the bar and slides down four coins.
Hankoops: Coming right up... Daisy! Five glasses.
Zing Li Fast: ...Koopsie Daisy
Brownie: These guys suck. They have bad names, bad clothing, and they don't listen to me when I ask them questions.
Boogetti stops playing and hovers beside the bar.
Boogetti: In, at, or to this place or position.
Zing Li Fast: awesome song
Victor H.: ...................................Boogetti
...'Feyesh': .............Boogetti
Goomrick: Sorry. How can I not do it when you so generously offered some drinks?
To answer your question... And perhaps another one...
Us five... We're on a quest.
Zing Li Fast: A quest for?
Goomrick: There are rumors of a buried golem out in the ruined town of Delvale.
Garrison Jr.: A golem, you say? What's known about it?
Goomrick: Nothing much. It's just been buried for centuries.
Brownie: Ech...I have a feeling this is the only lead we've got.
Zing Li Fast: golem fetish
Garrison Jr.: Those bandits must be a problem for you, though
Goomrick: We talked to a mysterious prophet. Spooky guy.
And our pal Boogetti here has been having visions in his sleep.
He calls them... What were they, Boogetti?
Zing Li Fast: sleep. sleep.
:
Boogetti: ... angel "grrl"s
... Angelic.
Zing Li Fast: Tell me more about angel "grrl"s.
...Angelic
Goomrick: Stuff about the chosen ones.
As in. Us five.
Zing Li Fast: intervessing
Goomrick: Dunno why they picked two boos.
Brownie: You know for the apparent five chosen ones, it seems to be mostly you that's doing the talking.
This is a far more "deeper and edgier" group than the one I travel with.
Guy of Many Names: See? He's got a point.
Zing Li Fast: ..."deeper and edgier"
Brownie: I dunno. Bakudan, Garrison, what do you think?
Bakudan: It is my expert opinion that every party needs a mascot pet, and yours should too.
Guy of Many Names: Let the people without sub 10 Smarts do the talking here.
Brownie: Hey, where's Shin.
And yeah, I actually agree with Bakudan.
Zing Li Fast: Where teh heck is Shin AngelTROLL
Guy of Many Names swivels back in his chair.
Brownie: This bar is kind of crowded.
How about
Kharoshi: ... I'd like a pet.
Garrison Jr.: What were you... chosen to do?
Zing Li Fast: ..."Kharoshi"
The other party get served their milk.
Brownie: How goes the Yoshi life in the year 370 B.D.K.
Kharoshi: ... 370 BDK. Before what?
Acre: it is now canon that the campaign takes place in 270 ADK
Brownie: Whatever you want it to be. I'm not messing with the timeline.
He's the leader of the bunch.
Brownie: You don't know him very well.
Acre: which means mario is somewhere around 270 years old
beeoi h.: Nah this is DK Sr.
Zing Li Fast: Anybody hear about... some sort of nibbly spiky plant?
beeoi h.: Watch..."Robert Kongman's Documentary"
...'Feyesh': ACRE - A documentary
Acre: No results for "Robert Kongman's Documentary".
>:(
...'Feyesh': I, Robert (S)man, shall tell you everything about the Legend of Acre.
...>:(
Search for "KONG - A Documentary"
Boolina: Ooh, ooh! I know about tons of plants!
Zing Li Fast: Like which?
Acre: why is that a thing
Boolina: Uh... I guess there's tons of spiky plants!
beeoi h.: People need to know the story of kong.
Brownie: wow great nice stor
Bakudan: See any plants with bowties lately?
About yea high.
Boolina looks at the rest of the group, all seem to shake their heads.
Layze: that's a pretty tall bowtie
Bakudan: Tell me about one of your recent adventures. Any mortal wounds?
Brownie: I have a feeling these guys's brand of adventure is long, uneventful, and largely biased in the way of group dynamic.
Brownie: Maybe we should just go find Mr. Fast ourselves.
So, did you guys by any chance see some sort of spiky plant go to the east?
Goomrick: Kharoshi might be the yongest of us, but I think he's seen the most.
Goomrick: Truthfully, we haven't been together long.
Bakudan: Hey Goomrick, I gotta know.
How did you grow that beard?
Goomrick: ... My... my beard? I have a beard?
Goomrick feels his beard with a foot.
Goomrick: ... I... I have a beard!
Zing Li Fast: Hey Booghetti, you play some awesome stuff thar.
Goomrick snuggles into his own beard, becoming a ball of fuzz.
Fanks.
Garrison Jr.: They have been on the road a long time...
Garrison Jr.: But you haven't said, what IS your quest?
Bakudan: Yes, I wanna know your quest too!
Boolina: We're heading to Delvale!
... Eventually.
Bakudan: Where do you come from?
Garrison Jr.: ...eventually.
...'Feyesh': ...Brownie: can we pls go
Acre: brownie can't stand two hours of Mystery Music
Zing Li Fast: ...eventually.
Garrison Jr.: Is it the bandits holding you back?
Boolina: We're tasked with getting a specific object... Or at the very least, stop the Pursecut Bandits.
...'Feyesh': Mystery Acre, gamers.
Brownie: Let's make a documentary on these guys instead of rescuing Iris, why don't we.
Garrison Jr.: If we group up, we'd stand a better chance against them.
Bakudan: Worst case scenario we'll use the machine again, Brownie.
Goomrick: I like the sound of it.
Zing Li Fast: Maybe we should join up with them.
Bakudan: I like this idea!
Goomrick: Well... _If_ you can hold a candle to us.
Zing Li Fast: You know, like when The Jetsons met The Flintstones.
Good things are bound to happen.
Victor H.: so when are we going to see future brownie meeting with current brownie
...'Feyesh': ...sv Acre swears
beeoi h.: That's where this is going, isn't it
Garrison Jr.: You should worry about whether you can keep up with us!
beeoi h.: Future brownie meets him outside
BROWNIE
beeoi h.: DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR BORING STORIES
Acre: Oh, I'm waiting for the eventual time paradox.
Keiki (GM): Robobrown is just outside that door.
...'Feyesh': ...Robobrown
Guy of Many Names: Hey. I got a great idea.
Why don't you fruity clods go do the adventure yourselves?
And then say we did it.
I got a fancy ring I could give you.
Brownie: Hey, I got a great idea.
Zing Li Fast: That's ...(S)ing genius.
Bakudan: What's the ring do?
Brownie: Why don't you get good?
I ain't no adventurer for hire. I'm true brown, baby.
Guy of Many Names: Whatever. Just let me sip my milk.
Guy of Many Names sips his milk.
Zing Li Fast: milk fetish
Garrison Jr.: Will the rest of you ally yourselves with us?
Bakudan: (...I wonder if these guys are also Merlon's friends in the future.)
Zing Li Fast: Come on peeps
Garrison Jr.: We won't keep waiting
Zing Li Fast: It'll be fun
Keiki (GM): Coolness check.
Zing Li Fast: We can like, talk about hot old witches or something.
Bakudan: I want to see at least the music boo join us.
Brownie: (I desperately hope these guys don't live for more than 30 years.)
beeoi h.: who rolls teh coolz
Garrison Jr. tries to be cool.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to be cool.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan tries to be cool.
Bakudan: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
...'Feyesh': everyone rolls
Bakudan: Pleeeease join us!
Please please~
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ^This! I agree!
Some of the group wants to go, but others seem to not want to go anywhere.
Brownie: This is 400 days all over again.
Zing Li Fast: Well, the ones who want to go.
...400 days
Brownie: And just like that game, I really don't care.
Zing Li Fast: Yeah, whatever, DoctorBrownie3 doesn't care.
Bakudan pulls out.. pretty seashell!
Bakudan: I will offer this!
Brownie: Garrison, do your little military shtick and whip these guys into shape.
Boogetti: I wish to stay and make pretty music.
Boogetti plays a note on his pipes.
Zing Li Fast: I'd like to have you but understand musicpo is better.
Too many assbandits out there.
Kharoshi: What do I get out of this?
Garrison Jr.: You all want to be chosen ones? Then stand up strait!
It is pretty!
It is shiny!
It.. would make a nice necklace!
Yes indeed.
Garrison Jr.: Get out your courage!
And be ready to fight for it!
Kharoshi: ... Mm. You know what, fine.
Goomrick: Wherever Kharoshi goes, I will go and valiantly ride him.
Brownie: I don't need a shaman to tell me that this is going to be a disaster.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Brownie: Let's go pals & gals.
Bakudan: What about the two on the right?
Boolina: Hm... I'm not sure I trust you guys.
Bakudan: But you trust your friends!
Zing Li Fast: rolling d22
= 14
I might find my plants.
Guy of Many Names: I got a great idea.
Bakudan: And then you can meet a plant that likes to go... PCHOO!
Guy of Many Names: You stay here, and don't do anything that screws up everything.
Tiko: A plant with allergy problems?
Guy of Many Names: I'll go.
Zing Li Fast: "blimpna" person pls
Acre: group 1 will always be denied of boos
Boolina frowns and goes back to sipping her milk.
Zing Li Fast: bonyboo thinks bonyboo thinks That is bad.
...Brownie facelamps
Boolina: This must be like... racism or something.
Goomrick: That settles it. We'll go in the morning.
Thank you!
Brownie: I will fuel the DBZ ship and return.
Zing Li Fast: Boos often carry ...Katars
Acre: cake, please make one of the things spooker throws a "Katars"
Garrison Jr.: Then it's agreed. We'll rest and march for Delvale early in the morning
Bakudan: That's a great idea, let's do it!
Koopsie Daisy: Would you folks like to stay in one of our upstairs rooms?
It's 5 coins a night!
Bakudan: I think I will chill outside tonight!
Zing Li Fast: Nah I'm just gonna nap over that tree over there.
Brownie: You're a hobo, Bakudan.
Bakudan: I am the cutest hobo!
Zing Li Fast: I can't sleep anyway. I'm a goddamn Bullet Bill.
Keiki (GM): Be right back!
Garrison Jr.: I have my bedroll. I'll just use that
Zing Li Fast: So I'm gonna watch Booghetti perform tonight, feed the birds and rest on a tree.
Garrison Jr.: this isn't the worst environment I've had to stay in
Bakudan: Hey Mr. Shy Guy.
...Can I buy your hat?
Zing Li Fast: The question remains.
Guy of Many Names: How about go touch fuzzy and get dizzy.
No.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Garrison Jr.: Wholly inappropriate to do the night before a battle, too
I think this is the reverse of something that happened last time. Brownie stays in the inn while the rest of the group hangs around outside like bums.
Garrison Jr. rolls out of his bed, wide awake
The night is uneventful, but the group gets the first real rest they've had in awhile.
Bakudan: What a nice sleep!
...Dream in a dream or something.
Zing Li Fast: Zyme Guy: INCEPTION!>_>
Guy of Many Names: I hate sticking around here.
Garrison Jr.: Good morning, you all.
Garrison Jr.: Are you prepared?
Guy of Many Names: I've heard this music loop too many times.
Bakudan: Let's go find Iris!
Guy of Many Names: We'll go find... whatever they're looking for, and that golem.
Keiki (GM): Heading back out?
Choochoo!
Brownie: Let's get goin'.
Garrison Jr.: Left foot foward, and march!
Acre: Shin slept on a bench next to Koopeep.
...'Feyesh': That's too lewd.
Shin: Hey, I might stick back with Koopeep guys.
Shin: She's still out cold.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Bakudan: That's very nice of you, Shin!
Stay safe!
The seven then journey back to the crossroads where they had arrived.
[MUSIC] Displaced by Time
Guy of Many Names: I'm entitled to a ride.
Brownie: What are we waitin' for, then.
Zing Li Fast: We're gonna have fun with this thing.
Brownie: Ride Kharoshi then.
Bakudan: Look at this little cutie!
Garrison Jr.: What are you don't out alone, kid?
What's your name?
I'm Bakudan! c:
Garrison Jr.: There are bandits nearby!
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
That IS dangerous.
Shaman Kid: ... My name is Awthur.
Acre: cake, you're the best
Bakudan: That's a lovely name!
awwwwwwwthur
Zing Li Fast: hey awthur wets pway ball
Bakudan: What are you doing out here, Awthur?
Goomrick: What's the hold-up?
Bakudan: There's a little kid! Isn't he cute?
Arthur: No, it's... Awwwgh...
Zing Li Fast: A little GG kid GG.
Arthur: ... We won't be alone.
Arthur: You should look out.
Brownie: I don't like this kid. Giving me kind of a Sixth Sense vibe.
Bakudan: I just see a suspicious Koopeep.
Layze: Two hours are past, how much longer might it be until the appearance of Ste "A little late" Eve?
Keiki (GM): Which one of you four wants to make the Smarts check?
...'Feyesh': Let Guy of Many Dogs do it.
He is the hot old witch cleaning the roof after all. The smart one.
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie: rolling (9+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Guy of Many Names uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast uses some martmartd
beeoi h.: You couldn't have waited like 5 seconds?
Zing Li Fast ...martmartd
beeoi h.: In any event, we got basically the same result
Guy of Many Names: rolling (10+-1)d6>4
= 4 Successes
I don't see anythin... Ambush.
Brownie: ...(S) you "weiner person"
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 6
Zing Li Fast: ..."weiner person"
Bakudan: Wow, you're one smart cookie.
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bob B.: (I also waited longer than 5 seconds, and then even entered the macro incorrectly, so...)
beeoi h.: It's mostly just because of that stupid bonus menu that has basically no purpose.
Pursecut Bandit takes initiative!
Pursecut Bandit: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan: Oh hey, these guys.
...'Feyesh': ...Pursecut Bandit
Bakudan: They looks like total losers.
Kharoshi takes initiative!
Kharoshi: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Sorry, I'm lagging hardcore.
Bandits are hiding out, watching the party!
They're peering from the trees, fences...
...'Feyesh': awesome music
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Robber Bandit!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
flop.
I'm just moving to this bridge.
Pursecut Bandit jumps into the air and swiftly nabs Bakudan into his bag! Bakudan is being kidnapped!
Put me down!
Pursecut Bandit jumps into the air and swiftly nabs Brownie into his bag! Brownie is being kidnapped!
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Pursecut Bandit jumps into the air and swiftly nabs Goomrick into his bag! Goomrick is being kidnapped!
Pursecut Bandit jumps into the air and swiftly nabs Garrison Jr. into his bag! Garrison Jr. is being kidnapped!
Brownie: pls help "weiner person"
Keiki (GM): Make a recover check!
Garrison Jr.: Argh, how I let them get me?
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie makes a little progress, but can't break free.
Brownie: I ain't a fan of no kidnappers, you shifty freaks.
Bakudan tries to recover from a status effect!
Bakudan: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan: You put me down
right now, mister!
Garrison Jr. tries to recover from a status effect!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Pursecut Bandit: Heh. Fat chance.
Bakudan: Or I'll blow up and shred your bag to bits!
Bakudan: Then you'll have to buy a new one.
Wouldn't want that.
...'Feyesh': ...So many flops.
Garrison Jr.: Fight me like a soldier, not a coward!
Kharoshi: We gotta help them.
Guy of Many Names: Yeah, whatever.
Kharoshi utilizes inner Power on Robber Bandit!
Kharoshi: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Kharoshi shivs Robber Bandit with twin toothpicks, dealing
10 damage!
Zing Li Fast: You guys are good.
Kharoshi: Nothin' personnel. Kid.
...'Feyesh': toothpicks fetish
teeth. win.
Guy of Many Names uses Smarts on Robber Bandit!
Guy of Many Names: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Guy of Many Names shoots Robber Bandit with a slingshot, dealing
6 damage!
...'Feyesh': So... hitting them makes them drop?
Keiki (GM): ... I should probalby nerf these guys.
...'Feyesh': Cake, does hitting them make them drop our allies?
Keiki (GM): Defeating them does. Bakudan is now free!
...'Feyesh': ...hot dog broken
...'Feyesh' attempts to use Dizzying Loop!
...'Feyesh' knows about timed hits!
...'Feyesh': rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: I was gonna run. But I was inspired by your guys and your Chaos_Is_Power.
So I'm gonna show you just how fast I can be with my fast fastiness.
Zing Li Fast flies circles around enemies within
15 feet of himself, making them dizzy for 2 turns, and also dealing
9 sonic damage to everyone in the area.
Zing Li Fast returns to his starting position, poses, and says, "psssh... nothin personnel, kid..."
Tiko: all base personnel report for duty
...'Feyesh': Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Goomrick: Oof. That was cozy. I was right next to my beard.
Acre: he doesn't need game mechanics
Pursecut Bandit: Oof... We gotta scram with what we got!
Pursecut Bandit throws out a smoke bomb that has a radius of
10 feet! All allies within the cloud are now dodgy!
Acre: he can fly 40ft and do his thing in a single turn
Pursecut Bandit utilizes inner Power on Kharoshi!
Pursecut Bandit: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Pursecut Bandit shulks up to Kharoshi, before suddenly bursting out and getting into a scuffle, dealing
9 damage!
Pursecut Bandit has taken
10 coins!
Pursecut Bandit: Aw yeah!
Bakudan: That's not nice!
Pursecut Bandit: Hey! Wait for me guys!
Zing Li Fast: ...Aw yeah!
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
The remaining bandits try to enter the smoke bomb's cloud!
Keiki (GM): Brownie is still stuck!
They're dizzy.
Bakudan: Please clump together into the cloud more.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. They should be wandering around. Hm.
Bakudan goes into the very center of the cloud, not seeing much else.
Bakudan attempts to use Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing
4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Two bandits are defeated!
Brownie and Garrison are released!
Bakudan: Sorry if that hurt!
...'Feyesh': Acre: gogogo gang :)
Garrison Jr.: He shielded me with his body.
My hero
Pursecut Bandit: ... Whuh-oh.
Garrison Jr.: No tricks to help you now!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Robber Bandit!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) him! ...(S) him like he ...(S)ed DoctorGarrison3!
Pursecut Bandit tries to dodge Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Pursecut Bandit: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Argh!
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Robber Bandit, dealing
7 damage!
Pursecut Bandit is defeated!
Pursecut Bandit:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
40
|
| Coins: |
47
|
Shin pokes around, and finds nothing!
[MUSIC] Displaced by Time
Zing Li Fast: ...Shin pokes around, and finds nothing!
Bakudan: Well that's not surprising.
Silly Shin.
Acre: she's poking koopeep
Pursecut Bandit: Oooogh...
The Pursecut bandits lay defeated.
Bakudan: You're a big meaniehead!
Acre: I got my pronouns wrong
Brownie: Yo wait a minute.
Bakudan looks in their bags.
Brownie: You set us up, didn't you kid?
Garrison Jr.: Thanks for the help, grey yoshi!
The bags are empty, save for a few dead leaves.
Zing Li Fast: YEAH, kid. D:<
Bakudan: Are you... alive?
Garrison Jr.: Maybe he was put there as bait
Kharoshi: Kid seemed to have magically avoided harm.
I don't trust him.
Zing Li Fast: ...Y-... Yes.
Brownie: Foul play, kid. Foul play.
Arthur hid behind the sign. It was a clever hiding spot, you see.
You got put on the naughty list.
Enjoy "Christmas Robot" without presents, ...(S)er.
Garrison Jr.: So, what ARE you doing out here... Awthur?
Arthur: I don't wemembew.
Bakudan: I want to know too.
Zing Li Fast: ...wemembew
...'Feyesh': motr likr trmbrt- ...EHOS
Arthur: What awe you you looking fow?
Plant.
Nippy plant.
With teeth and a bowtie.
Brownie: This place is nuts. Let's just go to the Dale and knock some heads.
Arthur: Aw... a pwant, you say?
Arthur: I have a feewing... what you awe wooking fow is awwight.
That's great to hear!
Arthur: But... you may find many distwactions.
Brownie: This kid's speech impediment is no longer endearing to me.
Brownie: Let's just supercede this "distwactions" and go straight for the bandit boss.
Guy of Many Names: Me too. Hey Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: ..."distwactions"
Guy of Many Names: Gimme a ride you sub-person.
Zing Li Fast: ...you sub-person
Brownie: I told you, ask Kharoshi.
Guy of Many Names: Kharoshi is like a terrible caddilac. This is merely upgrading to a BrownMW.
Brownie: ...I don't think I like the status of Yoshis in the past.
Arthur: Iwwusions. Ghosts.
Arthur: Is its name... Iwis?
Sounds scary.
...Yes!
Iris is the sweetest plant you'd ever meet.
Brownie: I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
I knew one who straight up carried katars, and I didn't even blink.
...Katars
Bakudan: Hey Arthur, are you familiar with this area?
Bakudan: Where are you from?
Arthur pauses for a bit and shakes his head.
Garrison Jr.: For a child who doesn't remember how he got here, it's surprising he's able to tell us anything about our mission
Bakudan: Sorry little guy!
Arthur: It's just a feewing I have.
Brownie: Yeah, I don't trust this guy for milk.
Bakudan: He knew Iris' name.
Iris can't talk.
I trust him.
Brownie: So you trust him because he knows information he should not know.
Seems legit.
Arthur: I gotta tell da twuth.
I don't even know my name.
I just have... feewings. But I must be going.
Bakudan: (Do you guys think this is Merlon?)
maybe, lol
Brownie: I think he's a brat, that's for sure.
Guy of Many Names: Who the heck is Merlon.
Oh. Gotta whisper it.
Brownie: Yeah, I'm not even sure I know.
Bakudan: I think you'll find many lovely friends soon, Arthur.
And you'll love a long and happy life!
*live
Arthur: Fanks. And goodbye.
Brownie: And I think I'll cross this bridge.
Arthur trudges off in his oversized robe.
Bakudan: ...I kinda want to know what's down this way!
GG kiddo GG
Guy of Many Names: I will defiantly stand on this bridge.
Zing Li Fast: Because you're a rebel. Oh yeah.
Bakudan: What do the rest of you want to do?
Zing Li Fast: I...I...
gets a banan
Kharoshi: Do what you want, ball.
Zing Li Fast VOREs a banan
I don't know what to call you.
Kharoshi crosses his arms, but with edge.
Bakudan: I said my name is Bakudan.
Bakudan.
Garrison Jr.: We know there might be /something/ in Delvale we need...
Garrison Jr.: But if we're quick, we can see if there's anything helpful down that way
I am the fastest!
Bakudan uses quick reflexes and speed.
Bakudan: rolling (1+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
Approximately this fast!
Zing Li Fast: rolling d69
= 33
Kharoshi: ... Better roll fast.
Brownie gets bored sitting around and decides to work with the others
Garrison Jr.: That's almost as slow as I am
Zing Li Fast: ...Better roll fast.
...Brownie gets bored sitting around and decides to work with the others
Garrison Jr.: Anyway, let's check it out
Bakudan: What lovely steps!
Ooh!
Guys!
Look!
A waterfall!
Something clacks on gnarled roots.
Bakudan: You guys hear that?
I think there's something over there.
...'Feyesh': Very pretty map as usual, Cake.
Garrison Jr.: I can hear /something/
Garrison Jr. hops down the steps
Bakudan also tries to hop down the steps.
Kharoshi: Looks like something long and hollow clacking against that root there.
Brownie slides down to the bottom step
...'Feyesh': ...#Speedrunstrats
Bakudan falls into the sand.
Garrison investigates the rapier hilt clacking against the root.
Zing Li Fast flies down the goddamn valley
Garrison Jr. tries to climb up the cliff face to the rapier
Zing Li Fast: If only I had a fishing rod. =/
...=/
There is an empty, small cave under the root.
It seems as if people have stayed here before.
Garrison Jr.: ...Silly me, to climb empty space
A paper crackles against the wind.
Bakudan: Oh! I wonder what that paper says!
Maybe it's important!
Garrison Jr.: Why would someone leave a rapier up there?
Bakudan: Or maybe... it can be made into a stylish hat!
Zing Li Fast: At least they didn't leave their ...Katars
Acre: But only by a master origami master
Keiki (GM): Would you like to grab it somehow?
Bakudan: Brownie, can you jump?
Or spit far enough?
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy fantasizing about being a fishmaster.
Bakudan: Or just, grab it with your tongue.
Zing Li Fast image trains about fishing
Brownie: What would I roll to jump
Keiki (GM): I think Brownie could jump it.
Brownie: I think I can catch it with my tongue.
Keiki (GM): It looks about a Pipe 21 distance away.
Brownie tries to reach Da Paper
Brownie reaches up and grabs it!
Brownie unravels his tongue and tries to read the paper.
Keiki (GM): If you are reading this, know that I will always love you. Nature will always guide you, but when it can't, you'll always have the steel of this rapier.
Love,
Mother
P.S. Congratulations on reaching this high to grab the note! You sure have grown tall!
Is this the grandgrandfather of ...Katars
Brownie: That's pretty deep.
Guy of Many Names snores.
Brownie: Can we make use of a sword so big?
Oh, and you guys can read it, if I haven't already read that outloud.
Guy of Many Names: Why don't you guys get done with all this character development crud.
Bakudan: ...Dude, we can hear your snoring from across the map.
Brownie: I feel you, Guy of Many Flops.
Bakudan: Go see a doctor.
...Guy of Many Flops
There was no rapier inside the hilt. The rapier is gone.
Zing Li Fast: The rapier flew off and turned into ...Katars
Brownie: Let's go back upstairs, pals and gals.
Garrison Jr.: He probably should have taken the hild with him, it's looks kind of nice
Acre: rapiers can't be katars
Acre: those are entirely different weapons
...'Feyesh': weapon fetish
Keiki (GM): Go to Delvale?
Brownie leads the group to Delvale
Zing Li Fast: leading fetish
Bakudan: ...This is some pretty strong wind!
Zing Li Fast: windliner :awe2:
Brownie: Eh I've seen worse.
Brownie: We sure are in Delvale.
Keiki (GM): Music's glitching out hardcore for me.
An empty town looms ahead of the group. It appears to be a ghost town.
beeoi h.: What a ripoff, where's the baby head.
That was the best part of that entire campaign.
You'll see BabyRage
Acre: Oh, so this is a reference to something.
Garrison Jr.: It doesn't look like they've fortified this place
Bakudan: What a charming town!
Garrison Jr.: They won't have such an advantage here, at least
beeoi h.: Yeah it's a reference to Stars Wars 8.
Brownie: Just be cool guys.
...'Feyesh': Tell Acre more about Star Wars 8.
Brownie: Reaaaaaaaaaaal cool.
Guy of Many Names: There's rumors that the bandits are holed up here right now.
Bakudan: ...I'm drawn to this house.
I think we should enter it./
Brownie: very cartoony sarcastic voice Y'think?
(to not-hot dog)
Garrison Jr.: Did you ever find out where the golem here is buried?
Zing Li Fast: ...
very cartoony sarcastic voice
I like this tree. It smells pretty.
A door is on the east side of the House.
Keiki (GM): A number is carved beside it. It seems to be... 21.
Let's enter.
Keiki (GM): In god voice.
.
Bakudan knocks on the door.
I wish to visit!
Please let me in!
Brownie slips off away from whatever the ...(S) bakudan's doing
Brownie looks through the window of the item shop
Bakudan: It's probably locked. I should take extreme measures.
Zing Li Fast relaxes on da tree
Bakudan attempts to use Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing
4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Bakudan blows the door down!
Bakudan: You wanna join, Garrison?
The door did not seem to be locked at all.
Garrison Jr.: I have no better leads right now.
Bakudan: Let's look for Iris!
Garrison Jr. also goes in
Bakudan: C'mon, Brownie! Zing!
Zing Li Fast peeks from outside
Brownie demands to look inside this window
Zing Li Fast: Get in there and tell me more about its innards.
Garrison!
You should take it.
Zing and Brownie look at a Shine Sprite inside the house.
Garrison Jr.: This is a nice discovery!
beeoi h.: I meant the freaking item shop though.
Garrison Jr.: ...how odd that it has a house to itself
Bakudan: Since you gave Shin yours selflessly, I think you deserve it!
.
Garrison Jr.: That is quite kind of you
Garrison Jr. hits Da Block
Acre: but if you bring an object from the past to the present
Garrison gains a Shine Sprite!
Acre: there would be two of them at the same time!!!
Bakudan leaves the house!
Bob B.: Unless it's not in the present due to use getting it now!
I'm Bakudan!
Layze: Acre you've got that backwards
Bakudan: Nice to meet you!
Zing Li Fast takes a goddamn dip
Layze: You take the thing in the preset, then go back to before you took it and take it again
... Well then. Isn't this fantastic.
Bakudan: Are you looking for a plant too?
Merlock: I have an assortment of plants, if you'd like to see... Heh.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Are you a gardener?
Merlock: But first... I think I could make a proposition to you lot.
You could say.
Bakudan: What are you wanting?
Garrison Jr. looks around for bandits hidden in the area
Merlock: ... Some hired hands.
I have a bit of a problem with these little gremlins...
Zing Li Fast: ...Some hired hands.
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Merlock, dealing
6 damage!
Honey Syrup was inside the egg!
Merlock: They're some fruity druids.
Zing Li Fast: Tell me more about gremlin druids.
Keiki (GM): Did you want to make that an actual attack
beeoi h.: I am not freaking standing down to "Warden Dool Jr."
Bakudan: This is not how you introduce yourself to people!
...'Feyesh': ..."Warden Dool Jr."
Bakudan: Be nicer than that.
...'Feyesh': ...Honey Syrup was inside the egg!
A weak Hammer Bro pops out of the egg!
Bakudan: I'm so sorry for my friend's behaviour!
Zing Li Fast: "brawl" person pls
Brownie: That's Mr. brawl person to you.
Acre: I don't know why I found Brownie yelling danger stranger and throwing an egg funny.
Hammer Bro: Just... end it all...
...'Feyesh': danger stranger fetish
Ake: Oh my God this poor Hammer Bro.
Merlock: Eugh... There's syrup all over me!
Brownie: This guy's a huge downer.
Merlock: Why you little... Hmph.
Zing Li Fast: ...Just... end it all...
Garrison Jr.: I think you should have a good sit down and rest, Hammer Bro
Zing Li Fast: ^This! I agree!
Hammer Bro: Where... Where am I?
Zing Li Fast: Relax. Fix yourself a drink.
Hammer Bro: I'm... I'm gonna take a breather.
Bakudan: There's a nice town just east of here with many koopas!
Zing Li Fast: Go to Julkoop, sit on the bench and enjoy>_>
Garrison Jr.: I don't see why I would want to help a bandit with his problems, though
Brownie: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Bakudan: What do you offer in exchange?
Merlock: Tell me. What brings you lot to this town?
Bakudan: I want my plant back!
Zing Li Fast: plants. win.
Bakudan: She is a very nice plant and hurts no one.
Brownie: And I want to wring Lord Fast's neck.
...'Feyesh': The other guys aren't talking much... maybe someone else could help roleplay them?
Brownie: What would you know about that, shrub-wearing scrub.
Merlock: Lord Fast... sounds familiar.
Acre: Koopeep: bowser bowser bowser
Bakudan: ...Wait, really?
Tell me more about Lord Fast.
Zing Li Fast: Tell me more about this L0rd Fast II fellow.
Acre: Koopeep: bowser fetish
Merlock: We may have a mutual enemy in badjerks... So let's just say, you scratch my back. And I'll scratch your back.
Like... a lot of scratching.
:
Brownie: I don't work with no badniks.
Especially not if you were behind that attack at the crossroads.
Bakudan: I just want to find Iris.
I will pay 2 coins to see this garden.
Garrison Jr.: "A lot of scratching" sounds ominous
Merlock: I'd almost say the same thing to someone who bust into my house.
Sons.
Bakudan: You have a very tiny house.
Zing Li Fast: Let's work together and feel alright.
Brownie: I need a real answer, pal, or you're gonna be seeing the inside of an egg.
Bakudan: Do you usually live alone with that shine sprite?
You must live a very depressing and sad life.
Merlock: Lord Fast may be using his talents in this, ah... organization.
Zing Li Fast: ...ah... organization.
Merlock: Not here, but... near.
Brownie: ...Alright, screw this.
Bakudan: You're so vague!
Garrison Jr.: What does Lord Fast look like, out of curiousity?
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Merlock into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Merlock out.
Zing Li Fast: "vague and unexplained"
Bakudan: Brownie! Learn to walk away.
...'Feyesh': brownie stahp
Merlock tries to recover from a status effect!
Merlock: rolling 35d6>4
= 14 Successes
Tiko: hey guys don't worry
he rolled below average
beeoi h.: This some fucking ILLEGAL shit
Merlock pops out of Brownie's mouth.
Brownie: Are you...magic?
Merlock: Nope. You're done.
Brownie: And I don't mean like Magikoopa magic.
Bakudan: Calm down, Dool Jr.
Acre: he went all oraoraoraora on brownie's teeth
Brownie: I mean like Bugs Bunny magic.
Merlock: I don't do business with people who try to swallow me.
Brownie: Hey, neither do I.
...'Feyesh': disregard brownie's ...(S)ing with our group
Brownie: We now have a "common interest."
Merlock: I'll be the better man.
Zing Li Fast: ..."common interest"
Brownie: Let's all calm down and pretend that I'm not going to knock you out at some point.
Merlock: Vacate these premises right now.
Bakudan: ...Pretty please?
Brownie: Yo fizzy folks, let's go find this badnik's stuff ourselves.
Acre: brownie tried to bite more than he could chew
Brownie: I'll find a way to beat you, Warden f00l.
Zing Li Fast: ...Warden f00l.
Merlock: I would fight you here... But I don't think that would be safe for me. Let's not even consider how safe it would be for you.
Like... I really want my plant back.
Bakudan: This is pretty inconenient!
Keiki (GM): Bakudan coolness check.
Brownie: One way or another, this guy's gotta move eventually.
Bakudan tries to be cool.
Bakudan: rolling (8+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie: We just tail him back to his lair and get what we need. Then we bop him on the head.
Merlock: Fine. I'll let you do that, Brownie.
But first.
Merlock: I need to clear out some Druidic Badgerks from my quarry.
Bakudan: The term badgerk sounds kinda familiar.
Brownie: That's what they all say.
Zing Li Fast: ...Druidic Badgerks
Bakudan: Didn't we read that on the board?
Brownie: And hey, wait a second.
How did you know my name?
Merlock: Any misstep on this simple request, and... I have some eyes on you.
Brownie: Is everyone in the past clairvoyant?
Zing Li Fast: YOU KNOW MY NAME
Merlock whoops doesn't know your name
Brownie flips Merlock off and walks in the opposite direction
Brownie: Lot of help you guys were!
Merlock: Rrrgh. I can't afford to look after these ruffians.
Keiki (GM): End of session!
Garrison Jr. whispers (I don't know what we can expect from the druids, but if they're a problem for bandits, they could be good for us)
