Keiki (GM): Well then, everyone's here. I'd hate to waste time, so I think I'll go ahead and start!
Acre: What the ...(S)ing ...(S) ...(S) ...(S) ...(S) ...(S) happened to my avatar. ...(S)
Steev: here come four hours of rainbow castle~~~~!
The party of Brownie, Bakudan, Zing Li Fast, Shin, Garrison, and Koopeep make their way back to the surface... back to dry land.
[MUSIC] Crag Canyon
PrinceShroob: I thought the joke was "two hours"?
Acre: the joke on joke is that group one sessions last four hours
...'Feyesh': My beauty sleep. v_v
PrinceShroob: ...Sheesh, no wonder they're ahead of us.
Steev: we last twice as long for your pleasure
Bob B.: You're beautiful just the way you are, SV
Koopeep had recently handed over the patches to Bowser, which turned into a conflict between Bowser, Koopeep, and the rest of the group.
Victor H.: Honestly, I had a lot of fun talking to you, Acre. :)
Acre: We also wasted more time because we had NPCs while Group 1 had no NPCs to talk to besides a peaceful koopa.
...'Feyesh': D'aww Bob :3
Acre: not to undermine peaceful koopa, but you know what I mean
Keiki (GM): They solved that conflict, but Koopeep's misgivings may now have some tension with the rest of the group. They arrive near the train tracks.
...'Feyesh': I demand a Trouble Center sidequest with Peaceful Koopa.
Ake: Your Chapter 3 was our Chapter 2.
Acre: Our chapter 2 was your chapter 2 as well
Acre: We are living Chapter 2: Act 2.
Shin tosses his diving helmet off.
Bakudan: ...So why are you still with us again, Koopeep?
Zing Li Fast: The question remains.
Koopeep: Because I need meat shields to take the blows for me on my quest to save Lord Bowser
Brownie: Man, I hope we can keep these. These are mega dope.
Shin: She's gonna stay, so long as she wants to make it up to us.
Garrison Jr.: I... I think I might have lost my landlegs
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Bakudan: Hey, is something wrong with the train conductor?
Shin: We may need them again... Or we may not. They're kinda clunky though... Maybe we should just hold onto them?
Koopeep: Make it up to you? Really? How do you figure that? What, did you hurt your hand on my face when you slapped me?
Bakudan: He seems... distressed.
Zing Li Fast: Did he have a fight with his bro Peaceful Koopa or whbat.
Shin: Koopeep, you handed all of our work to Bowser in a heartbeat! I mean, I get that you... Oh, look over there.
Brownie: Looks like a lot of KO'd...koopas, I think these guys are?
Garrison Jr.: He did say he traina is being retired. Maybe he can't take the lost
Bakudan: ...Oh gosh, what happened here? I don't remember this...
Zing Li Fast: Lots of :Xs.
Koopeep: And what exactly were we doing with that hard work? We don't even USE those patches. Lord Bowser was going to go after Mario and that kidnapping jerk just like us.
Lord Fast II: I see where you guys are! No use in hiding!
Zing Li Fast: Oh look, it's that Peach-wanking ...(S)er.
Koopeep: We were going to combine forces-- oh and then there's THIS motherfucker
Zing Li Fast laffs at L0rd Fast II
Lord Fast II grabs Iris by the stem.
Lord Fast II: None of that with you, or you're not getting your ball back ever again!
Garrison Jr.: Who's this clown?
PrinceShroob: I don't see Lord fast anywhere.
Iris snaps in Lord Fast's direction.
Koopeep: Some egg with a dumb castle we blew up
PrinceShroob: Oh wait, there he is.
Zing Li Fast: What ball? We didn't come to the beach to play ball. Peaceful Koopa did.
Lord Fast II: No further, bob-omb.
Bakudan: Hey! You put Iris down right now, you stupid nerd!
Lord Fast II: That goes for the rest of you.
Zing Li Fast: Damn "nrrd".
Koopeep: What's the matter? None of you guys want to suddenly rush him and make the situation worse?
Zing Li Fast: plant fetish
Koopeep: I thought you guys loved doing that
Shin: ... Nah, not really! That's Iris!
Brownie: Exactly how spaghetti do you have to be to hold a plant hostage
Brownie: What are you going to do, deprive it of water?
Koopeep: What do you even want, Lord Slow?
Zing Li Fast: He wants his name to be spaghetti.
Lord... Salt?
Zing Li Fast: Fine, spaghetti, whatever, I don't care.
Koopeep: What was this guy's name again?
Lord Fast II: I'm going to take this plant, and I'm going to take a train car from Bowser's train.
Zing Li Fast: L0rd Spaghetti II.
Bakudan: Oh no you don't!
Koopeep: what are you going to do, live in it?
Lord Fast II: Believe it or not, as much as you maroons have toyed with me and my precious, awesome castle... I want nothing to do with you.
Garrison Jr.: So, why are you holding Iris hostage, then?
Koopeep: Train cars don't just go on their own, you need an engine
Lord Fast II: Instead, I'm keeping this plant... as insurance.
Zing Li Fast: ...as insurance
Koopeep: Considering making Iris transparent
Zing Li Fast: You clearly need to hire a better insurancer.
Brownie: I use some gecko guy for that.
Zing Li Fast: I suggest Zing Safast Safety Inc.
Koopeep: I use the General
Bakudan: I'll have you know Iris just _loves_ eating collector plushies.
Koopeep: "White trash rates from an army guy, look there's a penguin, don't know why! Call the General!"
Lord Fast II: I will be taking a traincar from Bowser's train, as well as this plant.
Zing Li Fast: ..."White trash rates from an army guy, look there's a penguin, don't know why! Call the General!"
Garrison Jr.: If this has nothing to do with us, then how about we just go on our seperate ways and not have to deal with any of this nonsense?
Garrison Jr.: The plant coming our way, of course
Koopeep: Private Garrison, you dunce, of COURSE it has to deal with us.
Lord Fast II: Truth be told, I need it for something myself.
Koopeep: Bad guys always say that before they turn on you
Bakudan: What would you need Iris for?
Lord Fast II: But you can have him... uh, her? It after I'm done.
Zing Li Fast: What, you like piranhas and their sharp teeth?
Brownie: You really need a woman, G.
Lord Fast II presses a button.
Because piranhas have sharp teeth and L0rd Fast II loves it when they nibble as they ...(S), and ...(S) and ...(S) bits get everywhere.
Bakudan: ...What is
that?
PrinceShroob: Looks like a thing.
Lord Fast II is suddenly encapsulated in a giant ball with arms!
Garrison Jr.: A demented clown Bob-omb?
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Bakudan: Iris! Get out of there! You might get smushed!
Lord Fast II extends its arm and snatches TARGET:target|Name!!
Zing Li Fast: Who the ...(S) is TARGET:target|Name!!
Brownie: Everybody, run! He's got TARGET:target|Name!!
Bakudan: No, put TARGET:target|Name down right now!
Zing Li Fast: Is that your imaginary friend.
.
Koopeep: You know this wouldn't have happened if you guys rushed him without talking.
Zing Li Fast: rushing fetish
Koopeep: How come you only do that when it ruins MY life?
PrinceShroob: What kind of monster snatches TARGET:target|Name like that!?
PrinceShroob: Go . yourself
Zing Li Fast: Honestly, I had lots of fun .ing a girl. :)
Bakudan: Man, didn't we kill that thing not long ago?
Why is it back up!
Koopeep: Are we about to fight? Because I just had a very upsetting afternoon and I don't want to get into this mess again
Zing Li Fast: ...Amp Mech
Amp Mech: It's a wonder, yes? But with some helpful boo benefactor, I was able to rebuild my baby!
DAMMIT WANDA
Koopeep: Was that Boo purple by any chance?
Koopeep: Was it that fucking Dark Boo from the chicken crystal caves?
Acre: For the record, I don't hold myself responsible for this.
Bakudan: Are you
kidding me?!
Amp Mech: And now, I'm gonna take my leave.
Brownie: What's your deal, anyway? I guess you want to retake your throne or something. I mean half your castle is trashed.
PrinceShroob: Acre, every single one of us from group 2 is responsible for this.
Especially you.
...'Feyesh': Catena: lord east
Bakudan: I don't really care what he does outside of Iris. Give her back!
Zing Li Fast: amp mech fetish
Amp Mech leaps over the caboose and goes to take a train car from the Bowser train.
Acre: look at that action pose, though
Amp Mech: Seeya, cretins!
Bakudan: Get back here, you!
I'll find you!
Amp Mech grabs the closed train car with his other arm.
Zing Li Fast: That plant looks like a ribbon.
Acre: cretin is my word you jerk
Garrison Jr. fires at the mech's arm joint
Victor H.: .....That plant looks like a ribbon.
Zing Li Fast: Are you trying to have fun pretending to be an Amp girl. :)
PrinceShroob: Shut up, cretin.
Victor H.: You deplantified her.
Amp Mech: If you want Iris back, I'll be in my castle. I'll
happily give her to you. Er, him?
...'Feyesh': ...That plant looks like a ribbon.
Amp Mech: Whatever. Seeya, wouldn't want to be you!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Iris!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie: ....(S), what a massive waste of time.
Amp Mech manages to take off with the train car and Iris, taking both away!
Bakudan: What does he need the train car for?!
Koopeep: What does he need a plant for
Zing Li Fast: This guy are dum.
Shin: I have no idea. I don't think we ever went inside that train car to see what was in there. But I don't see what would be so special for it.
Zing Li Fast: Probably something involving his sick ...(S) Peach merchandise.
Koopeep: Dropping a castle on his head didn't do his brains any favors
Bakudan: Damnit, we have to go get Iris back!
Brownie: I owe that guy an egg sandwich.
Shin: We do! And we will!
Garrison Jr.: We saw where he flew off
Bakudan: Train man! I want to go to Toadbrook ASAP!
The conductor is cowering.
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Garrison Jr.!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...The conductor is cowering.
Toadbrook Conductor: O-O-Of course!
Zing Li Fast: ...Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Garrison Jr.!
Brownie: Let's get a move on then.
Koopeep: Everyone gets so fired up over a plant, but my king gets abducted and no one gives a toot.
Bob B.: This seppuku attempt was not canon
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Bakudan hastily boards the train as well.
Zing Li Fast boards Da Train
Garrison Jr. gets on the train
Brownie: I hate these things, so slow and slow boring.
Koopeep gets on the train
Toadbrook Conductor jumps up and hits Koopeep on the back of the head lightly.
Victor H.: ...Except that was Shin.
Zing Li Fast: Honestly, I have tons of fun boarding trains. :)
Koopeep: I WILL END YOU TOAD MAN
...'Feyesh': ...Except that was Shin.
PrinceShroob: ...toad man
Koopeep: I'm not taking it back.
The train starts up with all of the party on board, with the exception of Iris.
Zing Li Fast: Where is the room service, gamers.
Victor H.: Step on the gas!!!!
...'Feyesh': ...Step on the gas!!!
Acre: Chapter 4?? Intermission??
...'Feyesh': They're not taking L0rd Fast II seriously.
Victor H.: I can't stop it!!
Bakudan: When we get to town, let's be quick. We should be prepared.
The conductors steps on the gas, and with assuring shudders, the engine starts up, moving the train backwards, slowly.
Steev: waiting for the guy from Final Fantasy VI to suplex the train
PrinceShroob: ...suplex the train
...'Feyesh': Brad suplexes the goddamn water.
The train passes through the Crag Canyon and back to Toadbrook.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Bakudan: Is there anything you guys want to buy?
...'Feyesh': Bro, water is like, a ...(S).
Koopeep: I'll need more syrups
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Acre: There is my rainbow castle
Bakudan: Anyone have shine sprites?
Steev: did I not get any coins after last session?
Zing Li Fast: It is shiny.
Shin: Bakudan, if we're going to take on that Lord Fast guy again...
PrinceShroob: Speaking of, my backpack still doesn't have a Shine Sprite in it, even though I KNOW I have one!
Shin: We barely scraped by last time!
Steev: I swear I had 36 last week before all the fish and baws battles
Bakudan: I know. But what choice do we have? What can we do?
Brownie: Yo Bakudan, take my shine sprite so you can fill the hole in your soul.
Zing Li Fast: That's deep. win.
Bakudan: Aww, thank you Brownie!
Keiki (GM): I don't recall you getting one recently!
Bakudan: I'll make good use of this.
PrinceShroob: Wasn't it when we went down that hidden passage in the block museum?
Brownie: Let's get back to the town square, I never thought I would miss that place.
Shin: Aw! Thanks Brownie!
What a... good sport!
Garrison Jr.: That weirdo is that tough? I should get some armaments, then.
Brownie: ...Calm down there, bro.
Koopeep: Maybe I'll be able to kidnap peach real quick...
Zing Li Fast: kidnapping fetish
Koopeep: or at least convince her to come along this time.
Bakudan: I guess we're dealing with a lot of Peach's fans.
Brownie: Lord Fast is all talk, just like Bowser. It's barely worth even making a morning stretch for him.
Bakudan: Lord Fast is a pansy, but his amp sure wasn't.
Zing Li Fast: Actually, I think he has some pretty mean bean machines.
Koopeep: How tough are you guys when we all have to gang up on people six on one to beat them?
Brownie: If you guys wanna shop that's fine, but I think we shouldn't give that guy any chances.
Bakudan: Is that a... hole?
Looks... deep.
Shin: I dunno about tough. I just say we're smart.
Zing Li Fast: I wanna use my Shiny Shiny Spriet.
Koopeep: Come hell or high water, I will get this broom enchanted.
The hole looks like it has caved in slightly. Whoever made it had made it by hand.
Koopeep: I will bend the tracks on this railroad
Brownie: Oh yeah, I should equip this All or Nothing.
Acre: A crashed ship and now a hole. Mushroom district has it all.
Brownie equips All or N0thing.
Zing Li Fast: This hole looks more like ...(S).
Bakudan: How about we proceed north to south? Let's start at Shin's shop, do our shine sprites, then whatever stores in the south people want.
Zing Li Fast: ...N0thing.
It even smells like ...(S).
Brownie: Sounds like a plan, Baku...dan.
Bakudan enters Shin's shop.
Shin: Does anyone need anything at good old Shin's Emporium?
Zing Li Fast: We have all time in the world. Remember, there's always time to sho and heal up, even if the world is about to be destroyed.
Bakudan: Your honey syrups.
Garrison Jr.: I should pick up something, as well
Brownie: Where' the bEy?dge shop, I ineed to haggle with that guy again.
Zing Li Fast: ...bEy??dge
Koopeep: I didn't forget. But there's a magical man in that tent down there, and I'd like to save my coins in case he doesn't take IOUs
Shin: It's down south in the Coin District!
Bakudan: South, next district over.
Zing Li Fast enters Shin's shoppe.
Brownie: I'll just wait here until you guys wanna move in that direction.
Shin: ... Merlon? For what?
Koopeep: Broom enchantment. I told you all back at Penguin Slide, the mark of a real Magikoopa is a flying broomstick
Shin: ... I'm not sure if Merlon does that, but I guess you can try!
Zing Li Fast: Where's Zym?
Koopeep: Someone in this town has to.
Bakudan: He was next to the news board!
Brownie probably goes to da Pinguin.
Zing Li Fast: Hey Cayleef, enjoying the waifu?
Bakudan: You should come in too, Garrison!
Cayleef: ... I'm enjoying her a lot!
Zing Li Fast: That is good.
Belleeza: Oh stop it, Cayleef...
Garrison Jr. steps into the item shop
Brownie: Man this guy really wants to get rid of his...Texas Tornado badge.
...'Feyesh': ...Texas Tornado badge
Zing Li Fast: I'm gllad I helped create two love birds.
GG
Victor H.: .....Where's Zym? :]
Brownie: What I wouldn't do for a thunder shield.
Cayleef: How may I help you guys?
Garrison Jr.: I'll pick up a couple of syrups
...'Feyesh': wah no u u u u
Pinguin gets a sly look on his blank face.
Brownie: (insert that face from Bitto's old skype name)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zing Li Fast: ...Marf Santangelo
Cayleef: That'll be 10 coins for two syrups!
Brownie: ...wait, I never actually said "anything"
Belleeza: Uh... thanks for bringing us together. I guess.
Bakudan: I'll save my coins for a while, but Koopeep might drop in soon!
Pinguin: ... Oh. Well, okay then.
Feel free to browse my badges.
Victor H.: ( Í Â° ÍŸÊ– ͡°)
Brownie: You really need to shift out your inventory more often.
Zing Li Fast goes to the Baj shoppe
Pinguin: Busy calendar year. A lot of orders, too.
Brownie: Isn't there some super omega awesome badge you keep behind the counter or something? Or if I say the password or something?
Koopeep goes to Merlon for some gosh darn magic
Pinguin: Ah, Zing! How's that Refund treating you?
Zing Li Fast: Hey ...Pinguin. It's pretty cool.
Acre: Multitasking seshs á••( á› )á•—
nice break
good. i'm the best memer ever
Zing Li Fast: Which items give more coins upon use?
...'Feyesh': ...á••( á› )á•—
Shin: My inventory's a bit barren, perhaps it'd be a good idea for me to get a shroom and a syrup.
Brownie: I figure there isn't much here that I can squeeze use out of. I'll check the tool shop.
Garrison Jr.: Is there any good place to cook around here?
Brownie checks the tool shop
Burning Brownie also checks the tool shop
Zing Li Fast: So Pinguin, which tems give more coins?
...Burning Brownie
Bakudan: I think there's a restaurant next to the newsboard.
Koopeep: Someoen buy that 200 coin badge so you disappear
Bakudan: The one with the complicated handle.
Koopeep: It will cheer me up
Brownie: ...Heh, if I got that staff, I bet I could do magic. That would really make Koopeep mad.
What's the 100 coin thing that looks like a potato?
Garrison Jr.: I'll head to the toolshop, then there, then
Mr. Smithy: Why hello, good sir! Why, that's a football!
Steev: also there we go, proof that brownie's the antagonistic jerk. i'm a victim
Garrison Jr.: Is this a ray gun, down here?
Mr. Smithy: It's a Super Ray Gun.
...'Feyesh': victim fetish
Brownie: Oh god, it's a
Gun*.
Mr. Smithy: It's a golden football, even.
...'Feyesh': Son of a Gun!
Victor H.: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Zing Li Fast: Which items give more coins when used with Refund?
...'Feyesh': ...ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Victor H.: It's a football! I chiseled it!
Brownie: I feel like I'd be jacking someone else's style if I used that.
Pinguin: Oh. Generally, the more expensive the item, the more coins it'll give.
Brownie: What about this 120 one.
Mr. Smithy: That's an Arm Cannon!
It comes equipped with its own charging function.
Brownie: Do I look like a SMAUS to you
Zing Li Fast goes to the tool shoppe
Garrison Jr.: Hm... I'll just go to the restaurant, then
Zing Li Fast: SMAUS!!!111
Mr. Smithy: I see the robot dinosaur in you!
Zing Li Fast: So like, what does this umbrella do?
Brownie: It's an initeresting concept, but I'll pass, thanks.
Garrison goes to the next best place, the inn.
Brownie: I guess I'll hang on to my coins for fnow.
Zing Li Fast: Also GG Pinguin
Brownie waits for the others to finish shopping
Acre: What a bunch of window shoppers.
Mr. Smithy: Umbrellas protect you from attacks from above!
Zing Li Fast: That sounds pretty rad.
Mr. Smithy: It also slows you down from falling. Pretty handy for, what was it actually made for? Oh yeah, rain.
What of this condom, right above the Spinny Shell?
Garrison Jr.: Hello there, sir. Would it be alright to use your kitchen?
Mr. Smithy: That is a Steel Casing. Perfect for a Bullet Bill such as yourself! It gives +2 to damage.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
I'll look for it l8r. l8r
Zing Li Fast goes to the bulletin board
Garrison Jr. cooks the jelectro in the honey syrup
Toadbrook Goomba: Uh... Sure?
Keiki (GM): Garrison, make a Smarts check.
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre: can you put a jelly in the syurp
are you smart enough to do that
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (4+69)d6>4
= 37 Successes
Garrison tries to cook the Jelectro, but its stray electricity remaining from its old body starts to let out shocks of electricity!
Garrison cooks up a barely edible Mistake.
...'Feyesh': that's dangerous
...'Feyesh': SSBM Announcer: Failure
Crowd: aww>_>
beeoi h.: Mistakes were made
Garrison Jr.: Bah, this is barely fit for survival rations
Zing Li Fast checks out the bulletin board.
"Vintage Bowser Train Spotted!"
Zing Li Fast: That's ...(S)ing vintage.
"In the hot, barren land of the Bowser Badlands, one of Bowser's unique steam engines was spotted heading westward to unknown devices.
Acre: Bowser is a big scaly hipster
Authorities found the engine with a car missing, but have found no trace of Bowser. A search was not found to be needed."
Koopeep: Is seeing a Bowser train in the Bowser Badlands so news worthy?
Zing Li Fast: Looks like auhtorities don't have a bowser fetish.
authorities even
Koopeep: "This just in, Princess Peach found sleeping IN HER OWN BED. MORE AT ELEVEN."
Zing Li Fast: who the ...(S) sleeps in their own bed
kids nowadays
gosh
jeeze
Keiki (GM): Where else are people interested in going?
gic
Ake: Koopeep for Merlon and the shine sprite shaman.
gic
Zing Li Fast reads the Graffiti Corner, as that what matters
...'Feyesh': weeks fetish
Merlon: Why hello! Would you like your fortune told, madame?
Acre: Oh man, I totally have to bring the old man mole to Merlon.
Koopeep: Actually what I'm looking for is
is that that old goomba from boot town?
Acre: goddammit cake make the tent bigger
"Who's going down to the casino? Anyone? ... Anyone?"
Zing Li Fast: casino fetish
Koopeep: Huh. Good for him.
But anyway, I was wondering if you could do something with this.
Merlon: Wha? Oh yes. A kind chomp and his friends brought these two here.
Koopeep pulls out the Mundane Broom
Zing Li Fast scribbles on the Graffiti Corner:
Koopeep: And don't say "yes I could sweep with it."
Zing Li Fast Zing was here. L0rd Fast II is a loser.
Koopeep: because I already made that joke in my head and I had a good laugh at it
Merlon: Aw, I was foretold of these events.
A sterling young cleric of a Koopa would come to me...
Zing Li Fast draws an ugly caricature of Princess Pinch
Acre: Zing Li Fast Zing was here
Merlon: ... Seeking to sweep my floors for some reason.
Koopeep leans forwards, then falls back
Acre: how truly epic anime
Koopeep: Look, magic mike, I'm just trying to turn this into a flying broomstick
Merlon: Don't fall back on that floor, you haven't cleaned it yet!
Merlon stares, and then starts laughing.
Koopeep: ...is that "yes I can help you no problem" laughter?
Merlon: I may know magic... But divinity can fly no broom, madame.
I came here asking for help making it fly.
You're the scryer. Scry me an answer
Scry me to the moon
Scry by night
Merlon: Well... that would be 5 coins for that answer!
Acre: buy a winged shell and put it on the broom and presto it's a flying broomstick
imme yo money
Koopeep: If I give you these five coins, and the answer is "I don't know" I am going to make you swallow your crystal ball
Koopeep pays Merlon 5 cons
Merlon peers into his crystal ball.
Zing Li Fast: swallow fetish
Merlon: Hm... Well, the future is unusually foggy.
But apparently, this very broom flew before.
But it was years ago...
Well, more than a few really.
Koopeep: Really? Wow, I got this from an old penguins closet.
Merlon: I'd place my estimates on roughly 500 years ago!
Koopeep: And yet the bristles look new. I guess that proves it really is a magic broomstick. So why can't it fly now?
Merlon: What's strange is that this broom falls out of sight of my crystal ball.
It disappears for more than 400 years!
Zing Li Fast: What's Behind This Door?
Koopeep: I did say it was in a closet, right? Maybe it was lined with lead.
Merlon: Never know. Sometimes lead interferes with the old foretelling thing.
Koopeep: But that's all pasttelling
how can I make it fly again?
Merlon: Well... The future is black. I don't see it!
I've had disturbances, and sometimes those are from the Astral Realm.
Merlon: But I think the blockade exists here on earth.
Zing Li Fast: ...culite!!!
Merlon: But I suspect that... yes, it can fly again.
beeoi h.: Question, what exactly is stopping us from leaving to go find Lord Fast without Koopeep?
...'Feyesh': Goddamn Shine Sprites.
...Friendship =)
Steev: I'm in your party, so I'd just spawn every time the group moves somewhere new
beeoi h.: Shine sprites will do it though.
Acre: ... Multitasking Dungeom Masters
Keiki (GM): If you gather the party and abandon her and all party members agree, sure.
Koopeep: This is vague, even for a fortune teller
Acre: it's the fun dungeon. the party dungeon
Merlon: Due to the fuzziness of my results, I think I'm going to have to refund the 5 coins.
Merlon: My apologies for the lack of clarity.
beeoi h.: I'm not gonna actively conspire against her, I'm just saying she's taking forever and we don't know how much time we have to find Fast Pants
Merlon hands over the 5 coins.
...'Feyesh': Don't worry about time.
Steev: I'm pretty sure all the shopping is supposed to be happening at the same time
and it's not like events are ever timed in an rpg
Keiki (GM): Do you want to take on Lord Fast II on your own?
...'Feyesh': It's RPG logic. Shop while Smorgs take over the train ec.
etc*
...'Feyesh': ...Fast Pants
beeoi h.: The actually answer to that is yes
Koopeep is too sad to be angry
beeoi h.: But I'm not going to be doing that
New scars were gained today. You three are clearly strong champions of your mortal realm. Culite must regain his dark form, for it is not here that he will find it.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Who else?
I believe we have some shine sprites.
Keiki (GM): And that should really be all.
...'Feyesh': if instead of that
you work in Catena's restaurant
it'll be fun
Koopeep: Harry Potter gets a flying broom from his dead uncle and I can't even get a fortune teller to tell me how to get one
Ake: Yup, just Shine Sprites I think!
Acre: Carve a scar on your forehead.
Koopeep: Why do you hate the idea of me flying, Dungeon Master?
...'Feyesh': I wanna talk to Zym.
Koopeep just buys four syrups from Shin's store instead
Keiki (GM): Bakudan, Shin, and Zing Li Fast enter the house of the Shine Shaman.
Zing Li Fast: Hullo there!
A very kind yoshi gave me a happy shine sprite! Yay!
Zing Li Fast: We have assed some new Shine Sprites. :D
heard you were talkin shit about leaving me
Bakudan: I wish to exchange it for happy things.
Shine Shaman: Greetings. The sun is pleased by your visitations.
...'Feyesh': ...brown horse
Zing Li Fast: What of the electrical moon.
Is he pleased.
Shine Shaman: Very well... Would you like to go first in the rituals?
Acre is very much pleased.
Acre tends to lie about being pleased.
Zing Li Fast: You go first, Bakudan. Calm down and feel your Chaos_Is_Power.
...'Feyesh': pleasing fetish
Shine Shaman: Let me see... da shine sprites.
Zing Li Fast also hands his Pizza Sprite
The shine sprite shines in his hands, and he puts it away, peering into his crystal ball.
Shine Shaman: Shiney winey, brighty light...
A Bob-omb stands before me... BAKUDAN!
Ancient spirits of the sprites...
GIBE BAKUDAN MIGHT!
Zing Li Fast: Give powers that make everyone pleased.
Bakudan gains +10 HP, +5 FP, and +3 BP!
Zing Li Fast: Without having to lie about being pleased.
Bakudan learns... Seed Bomb? Probably.
Zing Li Fast: ...Seed Bomb?
Bakudan learns Badge Alchemy!
Bakudan: This is so awesome!
Zing Li Fast: That's ...(S)ing rad.
my turn
Bakudan is now... a B-RANK SUPERSTAR!
Zing Li Fast also claps for Bakudan
Shin: You look ready to take on Lord Fast II!
... I think I'll go next! Garrison gave me a Shine Sprite. Nice guy, he is.
Shin hands his sprite over to the Shine Shaman.
Zing Li Fast: Oh, sure, fine.
Best for last.
And all that.
Bakudan: We have such nice friends!
Shine Shaman: Very well then.
Shin: Indeed. The best is going last, Zing!
Shine Shaman: Shiney winey, brighty light...
A Shy Guy stands before me... SHIN!
Ancient spirits of the sprites...
GIVE SHIN MIGHT!
Shin gains +5 HP, +10 FP, and +3 BP!
Shin learns a new ability: Special Attack Sampler Platter!
Zing Li Fast: what is this
Zing Li Fast: ...Coin Shield!
Shin also learns Chance Time!
Bakudan: ...Oh boy. Chance time.
Zing Li Fast: Chance Time!
Shin: There we go. What an awesome power.
... Zing, I think it's your turn!
Shine Shaman: One last one, I see.
Shine Shaman takes the last Shine Sprite.
Acre: Chance time is the best.
Shine Shaman: Shiney winey, brighty light...
A Bullet Bill stands before me... ZING LI FAST!
Ancient spirits of the sprites...
GIVE ZING LI FAST MIGHT!
Damn, I must be a genius!
Zing Li Fast gains 10 HP, 5 FP, and 3 BP!
Zing Li Fast: I feel more Chaos_Is_Powerful.
Zing also upgrades a known abilitiy: Down But Not Out!
Zing Li Fast learns Banzing!
Koopeep: Wonder what would happen if you messed up on that tongue twister of an incantation
Zing Li Fast: Thanks for the Shine Sprite, Shin!
Acre: Oh, I actually stole Esmond's tea set. Nice.
Shin: It's yours, really!
Keiki (GM): SV. Look at your profile on the journal!
...'Feyesh': Wow, that's awesome!
Thanks Cake!
Zing Li Fast: Soaring against the wind fits a bad boy like me.
Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Keiki (GM): I did it for funsies. I think I'll do similar stuff for A-ranks.
...'Feyesh': I'm sure it'll be fun!
Keiki (GM): Anyway. I'm going to take a quick break, getting everything ready for... going through the Edgebrook Highlands!
Er, Fast Fort.
beeoi h. lashes out with his tongue, gulping Koopeep into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Koopeep out.
Steev: are we gonna cut ourselves on the edge
Beeoi no stop
...'Feyesh': ...beeoi h. lashes out with his tongue, gulping Koopeep into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Koopeep out.
Brownie: Let's go, everyone.
Keiki (GM): Session will resume at :33!
... 33 minutes on the hour.
Acre: whoa zap was cake all this time?
whoa?? whoa?????
Acre: I can't wait to see a third pogonia fight
Keiki (GM): Just abooout done.
Or blue banana.
The group makes semi-quick work of shopping and immediately treads through the Edgebrook Highlands.
[MUSIC] Fast Fort
Victor H.: are you looking at a mirror LOL :awe:
The Fast Fort is relatively unguarded.
Acre: I don't have a mirror nearby
...'Feyesh': awesome music
Victor H.: I don't see a (S)
Bakudan: ...Any idea what this guy has planned?
Garrison Jr.: This fortress looks a big crummy
Steev: It looked worse the last time we left
Koopeep: Yeah what he said
Shin: Wow, this place is as tall as I remember it.
...'Feyesh': Also, Acre sees the crummy moon drawn on the floor.
...blue banana
Victor H.: Oh wow, a hidden (S). It's like a hint coin in Layto.
layto
Ake: Is there supposed to actually be music?
Brownie: I'm gonna hit you all with some serious genius: let's climb it.
Garrison Jr.: I don't see any guards, but we'll want to proceed carefully regardless
Zing Li Fast: This place again.
Koopeep: That would work better if Bakudan had arms
Brownie ironically knocks o nthe door
Zing Li Fast: knock knock
Keiki (GM): Can you not hear it?
Zing Li Fast: Hello? Anyone there?
Shin: Weird. He told us to meet him here.
Zing Li Fast: I have fond memories of trying to d69 lockpick this ...(S).
Ake: Oh jeez, looks like my connection's giving out.
...'Feyesh': That is bad.
GET ON THE GROUND
Shin: Well, should we enter, or go inside?
Brownie: Nah, I'm just kidding, let's go inside.
Garrison Jr. eases open the door
Bakudan: Let's get him! ...Cautiously.
Koopeep: I just realized, what's the point of having a big locked front door with these windows so low to the ground
Bakudan: There could be... boos. All over. Invisible.
Acre: Garrison is tinier than the lockpick.
...'Feyesh': bonyboo thinks bonyboo thinks there mighy be bonyboos.
Koopeep: Last time we came here, I didn't get a single block.
Acre: I use lockpicks to close doors, sure
Brownie hops all around the area, looking for any hidden green stars
Shin: If you're gonna call dibs, just hit it ya dummy.
Koopeep gets
10 coins from da bloque.
Bakudan: I see he refilled his blocks.
The block triggers a trap!
WHAT NO
Koopeep: Poverty drove me to this
I blame the economy
...'Feyesh': poverty fetish
Zing Li Fast: coins fetish
Brownie: oh no it looks like we'll have to do what we already came here to do
Zing Li Fast tries to pick the lock
The intercom crackles on. "Okay. Maybe I'm...
slightly salty over the whole topping my balcony thing. Well, here's you getting your due. Have at it!"
Zing Li Fast: rolling d69
= 52
Koopas of various kinds drop from the ceiling, with pilfered equipment from Bowser's train!
Zing Li Fast: ...slightly salty
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 6
u mad?
u mad.
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep: Koopas, why are you working for this charlatan when our King has been abducted?!
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep: Also you were abducted, in case you didn't know
Acre: oh no but now wherewill zing li fly off to now
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Garrison Jr.: These don't look like anything but common rabble
Koopatrol takes initiative!
Koopatrol: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Steev: Zing's new ability should involve not being in battles
Koopeep: You say that about everyone, beetle.
Zing Li Fast: Alright ...(S)ers.
Let's do this.
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Koopatrol!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Koopatrol tries to guard against Zing Li Fast's attack!
Koopatrol: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Wh-whoa! Hah, my new armor's pretty great, eh?
Zing Li Fast: Guard my ...(S).
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Koopatrol, dealing
2 damage!
A mysterious voice curses, but is thankfully censored by the moon with an "...(S)" for all the kiddies at home.
Shin attempts to identify Gray Magikoopa.
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
Victor H.: Honestly, it was a ton of fun censoring with a (S). :)
Zing Li Fast: armor fetish
That's a Gray Magikoopa. HP is
0, FP is
0, Attack is
6, and Defense is
0.
wow
Zing Li Fast: Ghost Magikoopas?
Koopeep: Shin are you colorblind?
Bob B.: How can we kill that which is already dead?
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie laffs at Shin
Shin: It's HP is 15 and its FP is 11! Attack is 6, but it attacks with a magic wand that lowers its attack to 3.
Koopeep: Guys I think one of your friends got stuck in an airduct or something. He seems dead
It knows some Green Magikoopery, meaning it knows some ice attacks, maybe some defensive magic!
Shin: Added to the journal!
Brownie: You guys are lucky I don't like the taste of koopaTROLLS
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Gray Magikoopa into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Gray Magikoopa out.
Zing Li Fast: That's too spiky.
Koopeep: Green Magikoopas are also really bad at sharing gum. If my college experience is indicative of anything
Keiki (GM): Keeping it in your mouth? Or do you want to do something else?
Koopeep: Zing how many shine sprites do we have to feed you to make you grow a personality?
Zing Li Fast: The question remains.
Brownie attempts to use GulpSpit!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie spits Ghost Green Gray Magikoopa from out of his mouth at Hammer Bro, dealing
8 damage to both if they are not allies.
Koopeep: But they are allies?
To each other, at least
Keiki (GM): With Brownie.
Acre: Could Brownie theoretically hold someone and then swallow his firebar?
Keiki (GM): That means you can spit friends out.
Tiko: or spit enemies at friends????
beeoi h.: Brownie can't carry two things at once
beeoi h.: In his mouth I mean
Koopatrol gets souped up! The next attack may be powerful!
Koopatrol utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Koopatrol: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep: watch out, he's got soup!
Bakudan tries to guard against Koopatrol's attack!
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopatrol runs at and tackles into Bakudan, dealing
1 damage!
Bakudan: Aw jeez, you're str-- what was that, a pinch?
Koopatrol: I... I didn't expect that!
Lord Fast said you were the weak one!
You... you should go home.
Just like, kick back on the couch and watch TV.
Koopeep: You should all go back to Bowser's Castle!
Green Magikoopa forms a crystal underneath Brownie, dealing
5 damage! Brownie is
not frozen .
Hammer Bro sizes down a Mini-Mallet!
Hammer Bro tosses the Mini-Mallet at Brownie, dealing
5 damage! Brownie is
shrunken .
LET IT GO
I'M NOT HOLDING BACK ANYMORE
Bakudan: Aw, you're kinda cute tiny.
Acre: how old is brownie anyway
Hammer Bro sizes down a Mini-Mallet!
Hammer Bro tosses the Mini-Mallet at Koopeep, dealing
4 damage! Koopeep is
shrunken .
...'Feyesh': ...At least 30.
Acre: Brownie is a cool grampa yoshi
beeoi h.: Mario is 30 years old minimum so Brownie would have to be that old minimum
You, bullet, kill them for me
Koopeep waves her Magikoopa Rod around, and casts a spell on Zing Li Fast. Zing Li Fast is now transparent for 2 turns!
I feel Inviseep.
Koopeep: No idea why they shrunk me to limit my attack power. Not exactly the bruiser of the bunch.
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison Jr. commands Gray Magikoopa to follow orders!
Garrison Jr.: Make a crystal under the souped up Koopatrol!
Green Magikoopa tries to recover from a status effect!
Green Magikoopa: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Green Magikoopa: I... I.... I will make a crystal under the souped up Koopatrol.
Green Magikoopa forms a crystal underneath Koopatrol, dealing
5 damage! Koopatrol is
frozen .
Garrison Jr.: Good work, soldier
Acre: the soup is cold now
Bakudan attempts to use Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing
4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Bakudan: ...Man, these koopatrols are kinda weak.
A Hammer Bro is blown back!
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Koopeep: Koopa troopas lose strength when they stray from the path of Bowser
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
You'll never know what crashed your partay.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Hammer Bro, dealing
4 damage!
A mysterious voice sounds off, saying "In, at, or to this place or position."
Hammer Bro is cornered, in, at, or to this place or position.
Shin attempts to identify Koopatrol.
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
That's a Koopatrol. HP is
8, FP is
20, Attack is
5, and Defense is
0.
What is with this book.
It's 9.
That's a Koopatrol. HP is
8, FP is
9, Attack is
4, and Defense is
3.
Shin: It seems these guys aren't trained under Bowser, and are just Koopas wearing some stolen armor...
Regardless, they still get crazy and try a super attack occasionally, which boosts their attack up to 11. I mean 9.
Added to the journal!
Zing Li Fast: What a bunch of ...(S)ers.
Koopeep froths at the mouth at the mention of phonie koopa troopas
beeoi h.: Hey I spat at that hammer bro, why's he got full HP.
Brownie: I feel like I'm gonna need one of these for later.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Hammer Bro into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Hammer Bro out.
Brownie VOREs Hammer Bro and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 5 eggs.
Hammer Bro temporarily leaves the battle!
Green Magikoopa: You... You wouldn't! Give him back!
Green Magikoopa forms a crystal underneath Brownie, dealing
5 damage! Brownie is
not frozen .
Brownie: Oh yeah, I forgot I can't dodge that.
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie is defeated!
Koopatrol gets souped up! The next attack may be powerful!
...'Feyesh': WTF, enemy spells are too cheap. flop.
Victor H.: Koopatrol hoip! .....Hoip!
Steev: hey beepo, remember before when you asked why the group shouldn't just leave Koopeep in town?
Steev: I think this is an answer
Hammer Bro attempts to use Multi-Hammer!
Hammer Bro knows about timed hits!
Hammer Bro: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Acre: he's gonna level up from this fight so no
Hammer Bro throws multiple hammers into the air!
Hammer Bro lands successive hits on 2, dealing
-1 damage with each hit!
Hammer Bro throws multiple hammers into the air!
Hammer Bro lands successive hits on 2, dealing
1 damage with each hit!
Zing Li Fast: I'm invisiblol.
The hammer bounces off of Bakudan and goes through Zing Li Fast!
Hammer Bro: ... Man, how did I fall for that?
Steev flings a geometric barrage at Hammer Bro, dealing
5 damage!
Koopeep flings a geometric barrage at Hammer Bro, dealing
5 damage!
Koopeep: yeah double team
Keiki (GM): Gotta do a Smarts check son.
Keiki (GM): Attack(Smarts)
Koopeep uses Smarts on Hammer Bro!
Koopeep: rolling 11d6>4
= 8 Successes
did i do it?
Hammer Bro is also defeated!
Koopeep: feel the wrath of my amazing brain
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Gray Magikoopa!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin: Garrison, watch out!
You got a Koopatrol behind you!
Garrison Jr.: I'm more worried about the magic guy
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Gray Magikoopa, dealing
7 damage!
The Magikoopa is defeated!
Shin: ... Whoa, it seems you got it.
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Koopatrol!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Koopatrol, dealing
7 damage.
An announcer saying "Failure..." and the audience's collective sigh sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Koopatrol!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Keiki (GM): He's defenseless!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Koopatrol, dealing
2 damage!
A mysterious voice curses, but is thankfully censored by the moon with an "...(S)" for all the kiddies at home.
Zing Li Fast: Get ...(S)ed.
Shin:
Victory!!
| Star Points: |
39
|
| Coins: |
38
|
Zing Li Fast pokes around, and finds an item!
: rolling 1t[FastLoot]
= 0
[MUSIC] Fast Fort
Garrison Jr.: Alright, we need to get Brownie up on his feet again
Zing Li Fast's pack is full!
Burning Brownie rises from the ashes
Uhh
Garrison Jr.: Or he's a phoenix
Koopeep: Ugh, how long does this shrinking business last?
Dumb hammers.
Zing Li Fast: Bakudan, have ...one Red Berry.
Zing Li Fast gives Bakudan ...one Red Berry.
Zing Li Fast takes the Peachy Peach
Koopeep: Hey lord salt, we killed all your stupid idiots
The intercom crackles. "You guys finish those punks yet?"
Victor H.: good musicpo is back
beeoi h.: where is teh life shroom?
Koopeep: Wait, does this intercom work two ways?
Shin: Brownie, are you okay?
Zing Li Fast: ...is kill.
Shin: Koopeep, our friend is down!
Koopeep: I saw that. It was hilarious.
Acre: shouldn't he recover from that level up though
Zing Li Fast: ...It was hilarious.
Koopeep: You don't level up when you're dead
Victor H.: Koopeep does not fight for her friends.
Koopeep: Considering that jackass attacked my king, put me in an egg, and ruined my life, I'm not super inclined to helping him out of the kindness of my heart right now
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Bakudan tries to defibrillate Brownie with the Jelectro.
Garrison Jr.: You want to take his spot on the front lines, then?
Shin: The help him up to regain our trust.
Zing Li Fast: That's ...(S)ing med.
Koopeep: Your trust? I don't need your trust, I need you to do the heavy lifting while I save Lord Bowser.
Koopeep attempts to use ComeBack!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Koopeep casts Come Back on Brownie! Brownie is revived at
7 health!
Brownie has a Jelectro on his chest.
Brownie: DON'T CALL IT A COME BACK
Bakudan: ...Uhm. Ignore that, Brownie.
Brownie: I've been here for years
Something something
Bakudan puts the jelectro away.
Brownie: Anyway, thanks Koopeep.
Koopeep: Now talk to me about trust, Mr. "I'll slap you in the face even though you're not doing anything wrong."
Hmph.
Brownie: I'd say that makes us even, though you probably wouldn't agree.
...
fase
Koopeep: Oh yeah. You ruin my chances of joining the koopa troop and then I bail you out of dying. We're TOTALLY squarsies
Zing Li Fast: koopa troop fetish
Brownie: Well when you put it that way, you're kind of half-right.
Anyway, let's go beat up Lord Fast. Who's with me?
Koopeep: Sure. I need to blow off some steam.
Garrison Jr.: I'm ready to bring down this punk
Garrison Jr.: Whoever he is
Koopeep: First Eggman, then that creep who stole Lord Bowser.
Bakudan climbs the ladder!
Brownie goes up Da ladder
Koopeep wins Chutes and Ladders
Zing Li Fast flies besides the ladder
Shin: Hm. I vaguely remember this.
Zing Li Fast: oh looky more items
Garrison Jr. hits the block
Bakudan: Wasn't there a key here before?
Koopeep: did garrison just move through a wall
We tried to move through that wall before.
Bob B.: ...oh, I didn't notice
Koopeep: no blocks for you young man
Zing Li Fast: The wall did not respond with love.
The blocks are already used, unfortunately.
Brownie: How'd he restock so fast? Suepar Mario sure is weird.
Let's take a ride in the cannon, then?
Acre: he's so tiny he could probably squeeze through the iron bars
Garrison Jr.: Well, if this is the way up.
Shin: I suppose it's time for a that old tactic!
Garrison Jr.: Strange way to build a tower
Shin: Anyone care to light the fuse?
Koopeep: He's a strange guy.
Zing Li Fast: He cut down dose stairs.
Koopeep tries using Geometric Magic to light the fuse
The attempt is admirable. But futile.
Brownie lights the fuse once more with his PH133R mbar
Koopeep: That just proves that Geometry really is useless and has no real life applications
Brownie lights the fuse with his PH133R mbar, and the group waits.
The cannon fires, and sends them into Lord Fast II's quarters!
Bakudan: Hey, I don't remember this.
Koopeep: Sweet Bowser, I forgot what a loser this guy is
Brownie plays suepar mario world
Zing Li Fast plays the SNES
Garrison Jr. lands in a roll
Bakudan inspects the machine.
Koopeep tries to steal the Princess Peach pinup
Brownie: Dude you're a little clumsy there
Zing Li Fast: oh no dansilv
Bakudan: O-oh, he's... here.
Hey!
You!
Give me back Iris right now you little butt!
Zing Li Fast: Are you ...(S)ing stupid, you stupid ...(S)ing ...(S).
Koopeep: What's with Austin Power's time machine?
... Well, I guess I'm not that surprised.
Bakudan: Drop here! Or I'll blow up all this sweet merch!
Garrison Jr.: It looks a little inactive
Zing Li Fast: Are you really gonna attack us here? Next to all your precious Peachy Peachy posters?
Amp Mech: Well. This is awkward.
Koopeep: Look, is it safe to say that no one really cares what the other is doing?
What, you wanna play gundam? cool fine. But we need that plant. Progress demands it.
Brownie: No, I kind of want this guy dead.
Brownie: This guy is like the granstanding champion of wasting our time.
Zing Li Fast: I could like, laff at this stupid ass poster.
Acre: no don't he has yet to give us money :(
Koopeep: You are a very hostile little yoshi
Zing Li Fast: You're gonna fight here when I could do such a vile action?
Brownie: He's got a point.
Amp Mech: I kinda... lost the plant.
Zing Li Fast: ...Where is the assplant.
What did you do!
Where is Iris!
Zing Li Fast: Did you drop it around here? Next to boot townz? brilliant? stupid? win? fail?
Maybe she's in your pockets and you forgot?
...'Feyesh': ...á••( á› )á•—
Koopeep: Guess you could say she "picked up her roots" and left. Eh? Eh?
Zing Li Fast: root fetish
Amp Mech: I was gonna make a bunch of Ptooie Plants.
Zing Li Fast: Look harder. Search your feelings.
She's just a child!
Amp Mech: I did a little... time machine trick. Well, I tried.
Amp Mech: But I made a bunch of Ptooie Plants on accident.
Brownie: This has gone beyond pathetisad.
Amp Mech: So I stuffed them all inside the time machine to get rid of them.
Zing Li Fast: What the ...(S) do you want with a time machine?
Go back to the Land of Ooga Booga?
Brownie: This is...cringedepressing.
Amp Mech: ... Cringedepressing.
Zing Li Fast: Sell them peach posters for rare stones?
...crigedepressing
Zing Li Fast: ...cringedepressing*
Koopeep: Wait, you wanted to make Ptooie Plants, but you made Ptooie Plants on accident?
Brownie: You have without a doubt the dumbest plans I have ever heard.
Koopeep: ...You're a big dummy.
Amp Mech: I actually was gonna give you back your plant, and keep one for myself, because I thought it was
cute as a button!
Zing Li Fast: ...plant fetish
Amp Mech: Anyway. I sent them all back about 500 years.
Brownie: I REALLY want to punch you but honestly at this point it would be like punching a kid with down's syndrome.
Garrison Jr.: Couldn't you have just gotten one /without/ kidnapping?
Zing Li Fast: Do I want to know what you'd do with the plant.
Amp Mech: I think that's how far back I sent them.
Koopeep: ...did you say 500 years
Zing Li Fast: ...a kid with down's syndrome.
Koopeep remembers what Merlon said
Koopeep: oooooooh shiiihihihiiit
Bakudan: Five... hundred years
Oh my God.
Koopeep: You guys, this is great news!
I can get a flying broomstick!
Brownie: My god, that's before even...well, everything. There aren't many things in Mario that go back that far.
Bakudan: How do you figure!
I think Goombraum is that old.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe she's mentioned in history books!
Koopeep: My broomstick will fly! And that will be good for me.
Zing Li Fast: So what the ...(S) did you want to do 500 years ago?
Bakudan: Isn't that when the patches first came out and got released?
Acre: "iris is lost in time, but GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS I CAN GET A FLYING BROOM NOW"
Amp Mech: I dunno. I thought they'd sort it out that long ago.
Steev: Koopeep doesn't care for most people in her party
or was that not coming through clear enough
I think I've got a better point of contention
Amp Mech: They have some technology. I think they got it with some... swords?
Zing Li Fast: Brownie: SORDS
Garrison Jr.: Well, we have a time machine here
Bakudan: This is a problem
you caused.
Fight?
Bakudan: You should give us the mech.
Garrison Jr.: So we could try going back
Brownie: If you have a time machine, what's to stop us from going back in time and preventing Iris from getting kidnapped in the first placed
or use a time machine
Amp Mech: What? Give the mech for what?
Garrison Jr.: If we can trust we have a way back
Koopeep: because I vote for Time Traveling adventures.
Bakudan: For solving the problem you just caused.
Zing Li Fast: Or you know... come with us.
Amp Mech: ... I don't think it'll even fit in the time machine!
Bakudan: You'll "get it back." Kinda like Iris.
Zing Li Fast: Undo your evil deals. You shall be purified.
Make it fit!
Amp Mech: There's no way I'm disassembling my friend, 4MPL0RD!
Koopeep: Bakudan is really getting souped up
Zing Li Fast: ...4MPL0RD!
Amp Mech: There's like no way this thin--
Amp Mech suddenly disappears.
Bakudan: Oh hey, it works!
Bakudan: Well, nice to see that on someone useless.
Garrison Jr.: ...... we should probably follow before he makes things worse in the past
Koopeep: Well I mean, yeah. That's how he got rid of Iris.
Shin: So uh... Are we gonna wait him out?
Bakudan: Garrison has a point.
Let's go there.
Take his mech and leave him.
Brownie: You know, I like a good adventure as much as the next guy
Koopeep: Anyone want to take one look off the balcony?
Admire our handiwork?
Shin: Have any reservations, Brownie?
Brownie: But ...(S) man, this is going to be one tiring chore.
Koopeep: Or at least steal this nerd's game collection
Brownie: How are we goiing to find a PLANT 500 years in the past?
Zing Li Fast: ...adventure
Bakudan: Ask people nicely.
Brownie: Does anyone even know what WAS 500 years in the past?
Bakudan: Goombraum's childhood!
Koopeep: The founding of the Koopa Empire
Brownie: Can't we just go back and watch the Great Ape War or something?
Garrison Jr.: I never did all that well in history
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Bakudan: Let's stop waiting around!
Brownie: ...Forget it, I'm spent. Let's go find a needle in a haystack and completely mess up time.
Zing Li Fast: Sounds fun.
Garrison Jr. hops in the machine!
Koopeep: After all, Lord Bowser's lord ancestor was traveling with that shriveled up Pruneba
Zing Li Fast: Turtles In Time!
Koopeep: What's the hurry, exactly?
It's a time machine. We can go whenever we'd like, can't we?
Bakudan: I want to go
now!
Koopeep: Yeesh, alright, alright.
Shin: Let's... Let's do it!
Shin enters the time machine!
Zing Li Fast: As Shin says: I'm... I'm gonna do it!
Koopeep: So how do we get get the Tardis working?
Zing Li Fast: ...Right after you guys.
Brownie spins around in circles in the time machine
Bakudan: Well the mech went automatically, maybe it's weight based.
Zing Li Fast puts his goddamn weight
Koopeep: I may be late to ask this, but is anyone else amazed he built a working time machine?
Garrison Jr.: whooooooooooaa
Koopeep: Aaaand I'm talking to myself
Zing Li Fast: In, at, or to this moment of time.
As each character steps on the portal, they zap into the past.
Zing Li Fast: In, at, or to this moment of time.
Koopeep trips on her robe and falls face first on the time machine platform
Keiki (GM): End of session!
