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Keiki (GM): Fuck it, it's time.
Victor H.: He thinks he's such a..."badass."
Like how (S) thinks he's a..."gentleman"
...'Feyesh': ...thinks he's a "badass"
...thinks he's a "gentleman"
Deep underwater, a sunken castle lies, a relic of a conqueror past. Deep sea diving adventurers set out to find Bowser, who has returned to his sunken fortress.
[MUSIC] Bowser Forge
[MUSIC] Underwater
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: fuck this part of the castle
...'Feyesh': .
Blargghoolio and Bakudan had descended from the top entrance. They find a dark, upside-down cave.
Blargghoolio: Man...even with my hot, flaming bod, this place is pretty dank...
Or maybe right-side up?
...'Feyesh': ...Bowser Ocean
Stalagtites, son.
The cave is very dark, but glowing lights can be seen.
Blargghoolio: Well, let's move forward, babe-omb.
Ake: Hey, my connectio nis really shaky right now.
Blargghoolio slightly glows in the darkness.
...'Feyesh': That is bad.
Keiki (GM): Oh, okay!
Acre: That is bad.
Victor H.: You should probably start with Beepo and Bree then.
Unless this is part of your plan.
Keiki (GM): They expect some in the wrecking, Bitto.
Victor H.: ...Was Ake getting disconnected part of your plan?
Bob B.: Blarghoolio must face up to his fear of dankness alone
Victor H.: ...Of course!
Keiki (GM): Might as well switch over!
Victor H.: So what's your next step?
...'Feyesh': .
Victor H.: ...Crashing this castle.
With no survivors.
Brownie: Well, let's see here.
Victor H.: whoa music
...'Feyesh': yay bowser's keep
The area seems to be completely upturned.
Brownie: I'm not seeing anyway through that's uh....on land.
Garrison Jr.: They left their sub behind. We should check it if they left anything useful!
Acre: bye ake
Zing Li Fast: The_Zing is here peeps, gamers.
Garrison Jr. digs through the sub, as much as possible
...'Feyesh': keiki pls
Keiki (GM): Realized what I did. Something was on the wrong layer!
beeoi h.: Hey didn't I eat a mushroom last time
Keiki (GM): Power check, Garrison.
Or wait. You don't literally mean dig, do you?
Garrison Jr. displays raw power.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (6+0)d6>4
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4 Successes
Keiki (GM): In any case, that wouldn't dig through a reinforced submarine!
Do you mean it like... search?
Acre: such raw puh-power
Garrison Jr.: Oh, right
Yeah, search
...'Feyesh': keiki
pls
Keiki (GM): Smarts.
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
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7 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (6+0)d6>4
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2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Yeah?
Brownie: I think I won.
Zing Li Fast uses some martmarts
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d483479348
(
9736
)
=
9736
Acre: no, go away martmart
...'Feyesh': .
Garrison Jr. at least remembers introductory algebra
...'Feyesh': keiki my token pls
Brownie doesn't find anything pertinant to opening the sub, but finds a dropped badge!
On the ground was an All or Nothing badge.
Brownie: Hey, that's almost as good.
Zing Li Fast: I hate this baj.
Burn it with ph33r.
Brownie: I don't think I've got enough BP to equip this. I'll keep it around for later.
Garrison Jr.: Alright, that's enough looting, then
...'Feyesh': ...(S)ing ...(S) ...(S)
Brownie: Oh wait yes I do.
Still gonna wait, seems kind of...well, all or nothing.
Garrison Jr.: No one's been left behind, but lets proceed carefully anyway
...'Feyesh': goddamnit keiki let me in
Brownie: Yeah, I dunno if we can bother with this sub.
Keiki (GM): Let you in what?
...'Feyesh': In the sub.
Keiki (GM): It's locked tight!
Brownie: Maybe if we could get some digits from one of bowser's head honchos or something.
...'Feyesh': ...It's locked tight!
Bob B.: Are any of them Brownie's type?
Brownie: First we gotta get going though. Like I said, I think the only way through is under.
...'Feyesh': I don't mean the sub. I wanna get in the screen.
Brownie: ...Wasn't he listening? Man.
Keiki (GM): Okay, what issue are you having SV?
...'Feyesh': My issue is... no token.
Garrison Jr.: I thought this looked like a door!
Acre: he wants to rp in thie g
...'Feyesh': ...thie
Keiki (GM): He wants to rp in the g
Acre: thie, gamers
Brownie: Might be.
...'Feyesh': .
I got no token.
Keiki (GM): Can you not control it?
Brownie knocks on the steel
...'Feyesh': I can't control what's not there.
And without token, there is no coffee. And without coffee, all hope is lost.
Keiki (GM): Can you not see it?
...'Feyesh': 8o.
Something's wrong. I don't see anything.
Victor H.: I don't see it either.
Ake: Me neither.
...'Feyesh': I don't see it.
The size=69 Zing token, that is.
Keiki (GM): Really? I do. Do you see the gear thing?
...'Feyesh': I see it.
Ake: I see the gear but no Zing.
...'Feyesh': The size=69 gear thing, that is.
Keiki (GM): Found the problem.
Ake: There he is!
Bob B.: Oh, there iti s
Keiki (GM): Wrong layer again!
...'Feyesh': Alright, he's there.
Victor H.: Bob B.: Are any of them Brownie's type?
Ake: Caaake.
Victor H.: bad bitches are the only things that he likes
Acre: playing with some co-co-co-cogs I see
...'Feyesh': Zing the Forbidden joins the gaem.
.
Zing Li Fast: hey guys it's zing LOL
A forge bucket still hangs by its chain.
Brownie: Cool, it's an ice cream scooper.
Zing Li Fast: Why is this pink? lumilol?
Brownie rides in the ice cream scooper
Zing Li Fast also rides in the Nice. Ice. cream scooper
Garrison Jr. examines the chain for weakness
Zing Li Fast: mmm
Nice. Ice. Cream
>D
Acre:
whoa
The chain clinks around, but still hangs.
Acre: whoaaaa ghost ice cream
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: []
Garrison Jr.: Well, it should hold. Never know, with so much water around
Acre: fuck roll 20 it sucks
...'Feyesh': .
Garrison Jr. hops in the bucket
The bucket is stationary.
Garrison Jr.: ...wait, something needs to power it
Zing Li Fast tries to shake it like a Viking 8047
Keiki (GM): Whatcha gonna do, Garrison?
Garrison Jr. hops back out and checks around the gear for any mechanism
Brownie: It looks like it's hooked up to some sort of underwater gear system. I have a feeling this castle isn't...supposed to be underwater.
Zing Li Fast: Come on, work like an amusement park ride!
Steev: fucking hell, why does my family have to eat dinner at 8 pm
Brownie: It might be this is a dead end, but just so we're sure,let's #Search us some waters.
Acre: 8pm sounds like a reasonable dinner time
Zing Li Fast: .
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): Were they eating sandwiches?
Brownie: Heh, it'd work if we were going lower, not higher.
Zing Li Fast: .
Garrison Jr.: In that case
Garrison Jr. dives into the water and checks the gears
Brownie dives into the water and looks directly under the Two Chainz
Koopeep: guuuuysssss i fell asleep on the train again
Victor H.: dedede enjoys having dinner
...'Feyesh': ...Koopeep
Whatever system used to automate the chains, it was underwater.
...'Feyesh': .
Zing Li Fast: falling asleep fetish
Keiki (GM): Smarts check, Brownie!
Or Garrison.
Zing Li Fast: Oh look, a moatts.
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (6+0)d6>4
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3 Successes
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
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5 Successes
Zing Li Fast: A moatts... underwater.
Garrison Jr. remembered calcus!
Zing Li Fast swims in the moatts
Garrison Jr.: *calculus
Victor H.: ...Calcus!
A lever is underneath the hinge holding the chain.
...'Feyesh': ...Calcus!
Brownie: Can we move that lever under the water?
It is rusty and has a clutch to it, presumably to operate the lever.
The lever is attached to the wheel, son.
Brownie: I seem to be the only one with...hands.
Zing Li Fast: I got hands too, marn.
Brownie tries to move the lever
Zing Li Fast: They can do many things. In a good way.
Zing Li Fast also tries to move the lever
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d55
(
45
)
=
45
The lever is switched, and the wheel is free! The chain rolls back with a loud clanking.
Brownie: Coooool.
It seemed to be a brake... the bucket is moved back!
Zing Li Fast: wHOA1111
Garrison Jr.: Good going, Brownie!
Zing Li Fast: Brownie. Brownie. Are you okay? Were you not crushed?
Brownie: bees
Acre: are you ok brownie
brownie are you ok
Brownie jumps back into the ice cream scooper
...'Feyesh': .
Garrison Jr. hops in the bucket
Zing Li Fast also hops in the bucketub
Zing Li Fast: As Brownie says, TOGETHER WE RIDE
Brownie: It is a good day to do what has to do be done by me and help my friends to defeat THE ENEMY
The bucket is still not powered by anything. It is now just free to move about on the chain.
Zing Li Fast: .
Let's... pull it?
Garrison Jr.: ...oh
Brownie: That's what I was thinking, but ...(S) was unclear.
Zing Li Fast: "vague and unexplained"
Keiki (GM): Sorry! Couldn't think of a better way to describe it.
Brownie: It looks like we need someone to stay behind and pull the lever. Probably Zing since he can fly.
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast pulls the lever
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d666
(
643
)
=
643
Keiki (GM): You know those pulleys where you can ride like a little gondola? Maybe my playground was just really extravagant, but it's like that.
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
The wheel is braked again.
Zing Li Fast: My 643 roll! Make it fly!
Keiki (GM): Smarts check, Zing!
Zing Li Fast: #smartmarts
I mean
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (4+0)d6>4
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1 Successes
Zing Li Fast can't seem to work the lever right.
Zing Li Fast: Goodman.
Guys.
Can't we like, swim over there.
...'Feyesh': My 643 roll. v_v
The walkway is hanging from above!
Brownie: Pull the lever faster, son
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (4+69)d6>4
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30 Successes
Keiki (GM): ... What the hell is that
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: good
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling (4+0)d6>4
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2 Successes
Garrison Jr.: Maybe I can figure this contraption out...
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (6+0)d6>4
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3 Successes
Ooooh. Garrison gets it. The lever goes the other direction too.
Koopeep: wamp wamp
Brownie: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Garrison thinks Boneyboo thinks you should push it the other direction.
Garrison Jr.: Oh, push it the other way, Zing
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast pulls the lever the other way
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d666
(
601
)
=
601
Acre: ...Boneyboo.
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
...'Feyesh': .
The system comes on and makes the bucket move!
Garrison Jr. trains cannon on the other side, just in case
Zing Li Fast: Metal Head Bucket Can Move!
It moves slowly but surely. Suddenly, two troops appear.
Zing Li Fast flies into the bucket
Hammer Bro: What's going on here? Who are they?
Zing Li Fast: The questions remain.
Hammer Bro: There shouldn't be anyone down here, let's get 'em!
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 4
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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2 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 1d6>4
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2
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=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast: #IniMiney
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 6d6>4
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1 Successes
Hammer Bro takes initiative!
Hammer Bro:
rolling 2d6>4
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3
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=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr. is caught flatfooted, despite being prepared
Brownie: Uh...
Keiki (GM): I think this music is fine. Stick with it?
Bob B.: Sure
Keiki (GM): Anyway, before your turn, Brownie...
The bucket slowly trudges toward the walkway.
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): Your turn!
Brownie: I guess we just hold on tight, sons.
Keiki (GM): Skip your turn for now?
Brownie spends his turn to dodge more better
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Hammer Bro!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
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1
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Whatcha doin'?
Zing Li Fast: Tattle.
Luckily, Zing Li Fast recalls some things Shin has mentioned prior!
That's a Hammer Bro. HP is 0, FP is 0, Attack is 6, and Defense is 1.
Zing Li Fast: This is a Hamma Bro. He is a total bro.
Keiki (GM): what
Zing Li Fast: He has all these stat things the god voice mentioned.
Keiki (GM): 12 and 6 for HP and FP.
Zing Li Fast: Except it's not 0, but 12.
Brownie: ZERO HP BOYZ
Acre: he's undead
Zing Li Fast: I am now brimming with knowledge.
beeoi h.: ...what magic is this
how do you force open a page
Zing Li Fast: Well, to complete my entry:
Acre: he died when the castle sank obvs
Hammer Bro: Hammer Sammer, you get to work on hitting that wheel, I'll try and pelt 'em with hammers!
Victor H.: zombie hammer bros
so creepy
Zing Li Fast: "An upper rank in the Koop Goof Troop, these guys are excellent at range, with strong throwing mallets. They make up the bulk of Bowser's ranged broforces."
Hammer Bro uses Smarts on Brownie!
Hammer Bro:
rolling 6d6>4
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3
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4
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)
=
2 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...zombie hammer bros
Keiki (GM): You get to do two dodge rolls and add them together!
Zing Li Fast: Well, they think they're bros, but ...(S) them. Let's show them the power of TOGETHER WE RIDE
Brownie tries to dodge Hammer Bro's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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5
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2
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6
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Hammer Bro's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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)
=
3 Successes
Hammer Bro starts hitting the wheel with his hammer.
Hammer Bro displays raw power.
Hammer Bro:
rolling (6+0)d6>4
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3 Successes
Brownie: Oh hell nah.
Zing Li Fast: Raw_Is_Power
Brownie: I've played dark souls, I know what these idiots are up to.
Victor H.: RAW IS WAR
The Hammer Bro is hammering at the wheel.
Brownie: We gotta blast this guy before he screws up our locomotion!
Keiki (GM): Garrison's turn!
Garrison Jr.: I'll lay us down some covering fire!
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussieShot!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 4d6>4
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)
=
2 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Hammer Bro, dealing 3 damage! Hammer Bro is dizzy !
Zing Li Fast: On Garrison Jr.'s Mark.
Garrison Jr.: At the Hammer Bro attacking the wheel
Steev: This is very calm battle music
The bucket trudges along.
Victor H.: I can't stop it!!!
Hammer Bro: Whoa, what the...
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: I think we got em sons
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie continues to Suepar dodge
Zing Li Fast: ...suepar dodge
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Brownie!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
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3
+
6
+
3
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Whatcha doing? I'm tattling Brownie.
That's a Brownie. HP is 8, FP is 12, Attack is 5, and Defense is 0.
Zing Li Fast: .
This is Brownie, gamers. He is one mean yishi. He likes to race, eat shroom roasts and live life on the edge!
HP is 8butt, FP is 12, Attack is 5, and Defense is :0.
Brownie: All true.
Zing Li Fast: .
I'm sure he'll be a great mmm ass et for this battlol.
Hammer Bro gets dizzy and falls forward a bit!
Acre: oh man I remember 8utt now being a thing
Hammer Bro tries to recover from a status effect!
Hammer Bro:
rolling 6d6>4
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3
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1
)
=
2 Successes
...'Feyesh': 8utt, gamers.
Hammer Bro: Help, bro!
The other one is indecisive.
Hammer Bro: ... I'll get you up, just hold on!
...'Feyesh': ...The other one is indecisive.
Hammer Bro sizes down a Mini-Mallet!
Hammer Bro tosses the Mini-Mallet at Garrison Jr., dealing 1 damage! Garrison Jr. is not shrunken .
Hammer Bro: Argh, dude's hard as nails!
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie: .
Zing Li Fast: .
Steev: he's tough as nails and it ain't hard to tail
Keiki (GM): what
Steev: he'll break em down whether they soldi or frail
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussiveShot!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 4d6>4
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)
=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Hammer Bro, dealing 2 damage! Hammer Bro is dizzy !
Garrison Jr.: On the other one
The bucket is close to the walkway!
Brownie: Nearly there. Let's see...
Brownie throws a coconut at the hammer bro near the wheel.
Hammer Bro is hit by the coconut, and falls into the water!
Brownie: told!!!!
Zing Li Fast: ...told!!!!!
Bob B.: Whirly: hooooray
Hammer Bro: Aaaarrrrrgh...
Zing Li Fast: I, Zing, will knock you down!
Victor H.: brownie is in love with the coco
The Hammer Bro splashes below.
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
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=
2 Successes
Hammer Bro is hit, but holds his own!
Bob B.: Whirly: Whoaaaa. Let at Zing li go
Brownie: Oh god that's an even better reference
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Hammer Bro, dealing 4 damage! A mysterious voice sounds off, saying "In, at, or to this place or position."
...'Feyesh': .
Brownie: I am, indeed, IN LOVE WITH DA COCO
Keiki (GM): I'm LOOOVE wit da coco
Zing Li Fast: Finally I can once more do some damag.
beeoi h.: Swear to god, some guy on the fourth floor of my dorm blasted that song out his windows at 11 AM everyday, on the dot
Hammer Bro: Who... who's there?
...'Feyesh': That is bad.
Zing Li Fast: Your doom.
Hammer Bro tries to recover from a status effect!
Hammer Bro:
rolling 6d6>4
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+
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=
1 Successes
Hammer Bro utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Hammer Bro:
rolling 6d6>4
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+
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)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Hammer Bro's attack!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 6d6>4
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)
=
3 Successes
Victor H.: 11 AM must be when he did the coco
Hammer Bro misses.
Zing Li Fast: rofl, PWNED.
Bob B.: Whirly: zing is being amaZING
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
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3 Successes
Hammer Bro is hit!
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Hammer Bro, dealing 5 damage!
The bucket is there!
Zing Li Fast: Let 'em have it, son!
Brownie: #LastHit
Brownie slices Hammer Bro with a Fire Bar, dealing 4 damage.
Brownie: Wait.
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
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)
=
3 Successes
Keiki (GM): Gotta attack roll son.
Brownie swings his Fire Bar, sending a pillar of flame that dissipates as it travels. It deals 5 and progressively less each hit.
Brownie: not that
you get the picture
Keiki (GM): It's a hit! The Hammer Bro is defeated!
Brownie: too many macros
We did it reddit
Let's see what's up this ramp.
Zing Li Fast: Bullet Bill Vow Number 55: TOGETHER WE RIDE
Keiki (GM):
Victory!!
Star Points: 40Star Points
Coins: 15Coins
[MUSIC] Bowser Forge
Brownie goes up the ramp
Keiki (GM): Let's switch in on someone else!
Zing Li Fast goes up the ramplol
Garrison Jr.: Bowser put them in a good position, but his soldiers are lacking
Garrison Jr. marches up the ramp
Zing Li Fast: In, at, or to this place or position.
Iris: Pppppttt!
Koopeep stumbles out of a train, arriving late to the party.
Iris spits her ball at koopa.
Acre: Cake, do you randomly give out star points or is it macrod or something?
...'Feyesh': I enjoy splitting things into :3 parties. It's really fun.
Koopeep: wait guys i have a plan
Keiki (GM): Both.
Shin: Oh, there you are Koopeep.
Acre: is it macro and something
Shin sets down a bag of round, metal things.
Iris: ...?
Bob B.: He makes a random macro for each battle
Iris bounces at the sight of Koopeep!
Iris: Pchoo!
...'Feyesh': "Turn Order" window pls
Shin: Oh, there you are Koopeep.
I... hadn't seen you recently. You hit your head or something?
Koopeep: I went on a cruise.
It was nice.
Shin: We kinda rid the Bowser Train.
Koopeep: Woah. That's a super realistic train
Shin: To the Bowser Badlands.
And now we're going to the Bowser Castle.
Which is under the Bowser Ocean.
But you've been conspicuously absent during it all.
After all, this is where you wanted to go!
Koopeep: I needed some me time, leave me aloooone
Shin: ... Koopeep. Are you alright? There's help you can get.
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: If that sunken castle has any troops left in it, that's all the help I need.
Where's the rest?
Shin: Well, I think the rest of the group went off to chase Bowser.
In his Bowser Sub.
Deep into the Bowser Ocean.
To get into Bowser Castle.
...'Feyesh': deep. win.
Bob B.: Whirly: To find Bowser
Whirly: In all his Bowserness
Whirly: Being Bowsery
...'Feyesh': .
Shin: Koopeep. This is something you wanted to do!
We're gonna get that Terra Patch from him. Or maybe... I'm going to get the Terra Patch from him. With the rest.
Shin pulls out a diving helmet.
Shin offers it to Koopeep.
Shin: You comin'?
Koopeep takes it
Koopeep: who do you think I am? private garrison?
Shin puts on the diving helmet.
Koopeep: Of course I'm going to Bowser's castle.
I'll bet the rest of them complained about it the whole time too.
"Oh waah bowser we don't want anything to do with him, even though he's so totally awesome. Let's not bring his favorite princess along as a present"
Shin: A bit. Whoa, an echo.
...'Feyesh': Koopeep, don't judge others according to yourself. Not everyone is a nagging hot old witch.
Iris: Ptptptpt.
Shin: Hey Iris! You look capable.
Iris: Pfuwuu!
Shin: You wanna look after the train while we go? This one.
Iris nods.
Shin: Not the gaudy Bowser one.
Iris looks at the train.
Shin: This one!
Koopeep: Old!? I'm a college graduate! Shut up! Fuck you! Fucking shitting on everything I do! Fuck you! Let's see you do something like graduate top of your class! You piece of shit! You sit in your tower! Fuck yourself!
Shin: We'll need a way back.
Iris flexes her little plant muscles.
Bob B.: I bet Iris will take off with the train once everyone is gone, and go on plant adventures
Acre: what
Victor H.: uh
Shin: Uh, edge, Koopeep.
...'Feyesh': My grandma is a college graduate too. She's almost your age LOL.
Iris stands guard and watches out for big meanies to come by in an attempt to trainnap the train.
Koopeep puts on the diving helmet
Koopeep: Let's roll.
Bowser willing, there'll be some out of touch Koopa Troop soldiers who I can bluff
Shin: ... Heh. You look silly.
Anyway. Let's go.
Koopeep: What do you mean?
Shin: Some floating Jelectro corpses probably point to where they've been!
Koopeep: Yeah, let's roll
Keiki (GM): Meanwhile, other important folks are exploring some caves. Like they were earlier.
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: MEANWHIIIIILE
Blargghoolio: And that was how I got this sweet bod.
Bakudan: That's... uh, "impressive."
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan: Hey! That path leads somewhere.
Let's check it out!
Blargghoolio: Agreed.
The lights are getting closer!
Blargghoolio: Hmm....you think these lights are hostile?
Bakudan: What a cute sea shell!
Blargghoolio: They might not be our bros.
Bakudan: Lights? What lights?
Blargghoolio: The ones that glow in the dankness, man.
Bakudan: ...You?
Bakudan steps on some bones.
Bakudan: Ow!
The bones seem to come to life!
Blargghoolio: No, man. I keep the dank away.
Awww, man.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 4
Bakudan: Ugh. Every time.
Blargghoolio: Now we're boned.
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
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4
)
=
1 Successes
Blargghoolio takes initiative!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 1d6>4
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2
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0 Successes
Fish Bones takes initiative!
Fish Bones:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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2 Successes
Fish Bones takes initiative!
Fish Bones:
rolling 2d6>4
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1
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1 Successes
Victor H.: ....FIsh Bones.
...'Feyesh': ...Fish Bones.
Bakudan: Bowser sure has strange pets.
The bony assailants have the drop!
Blargghoolio: There's a lot of these
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Fish Bones:
rolling 7d6>4
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2
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5
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5
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4 Successes
Blargghoolio: Thankfully, they shouldn't pierce this metal bod.
Bakudan tries to guard against Fish Bones's attack!
Bakudan:
rolling 3d6>4
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2
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1 Successes
Fish Bones bites Bakudan, dealing 5 damage!
Bakudan: Ow!
Damn, these things bite _hard!_
...'Feyesh': .
Blargghoolio: Don't get a wipeout!
Bony Beetle utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Bony Beetle:
rolling 6d6>4
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3
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4
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5
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3 Successes
...'Feyesh': bonybeetle thinks bonybeetle will attack Blargghoolio.
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Blargghoolio's attack!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 4d6>4
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5
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3
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3
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2
)
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1 Successes
Bony Beetle jumps up and slams spike-first into Blargghoolio, dealing 3 damage!
Victor H.: Oh man. Spiked!
Blargghoolio: ^
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: jumps up underwater
Blargghoolio: My heart...
Bakudan: This is dangerous!
Blargghoolio: Yeah...any ideas?
...'Feyesh': Blargghoolio is worried he may have a "heart attack".
Bony Beetle utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Bony Beetle:
rolling 6d6>4
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2
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3
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2
+
5
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2
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1 Successes
Blargghoolio: I'm out of FP after that last tussle...
...'Feyesh': HNNNNNNNG!
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Bony Beetle's attack!
Bakudan: Oh damn, me too.
Blargghoolio:
rolling 4d6>4
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4
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3
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6
)
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2 Successes
Victor H.: damn
poor me
...'Feyesh': =)
Bakudan: Retreating might be our best bet!
Acre: I don't hold myself responsible for the lack of Bakudan's FP.
Keiki (GM): Speed check!
Garrison Jr.: Whirly: Metl bod, not so metal
Blargghoolio: Really? We're gonna run away from some bones?
Bakudan uses quick reflexes and speed.
Bakudan:
rolling (1+0)d6>4
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5
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1 Successes
Blargghoolio: ...Probably the best idea. Women all over the world will be crying if Blargghoolio is no more.
...'Feyesh': Quickly mash A on your keyboard.
Blargghoolio uses quick reflexes and speed.
Blargghoolio:
rolling (1+0)d6>4
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1
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0 Successes
Acre: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
...'Feyesh': aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bakudan: I'm never running from a battle again.
Bakudan and Blargghoolio are too slow to run!
...'Feyesh': .
Blargghoolio: ...Noooo...
So this is how my life ends...not with a bang, but with a whimper...
Keiki (GM): Koopeep, take initiative!
Acre: aw man
...'Feyesh': ...Koopeep, take initiative!
Acre: I wanted to see a game over
...'Feyesh': Cruel Acre, gamers.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah.
Gotta have a token.
Acre: I am cruel acre gamers
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: that's my youtube channel
Bakudan: Oh hey!
We have backup!
Blargghoolio: Who would have thought we'd get ripped by bones...
Acre: http://www.youtube.com/cruelacregamers
Bakudan: We might not be so doomed!
Thank goodness you two are here!
Blargghoolio: Whoa...this is real bitchin'!
...'Feyesh': Not found, gamers.
Acre: oh no I got banned
or whatever
...'Feyesh': clearly you were too cruel for googlol
Victor H.: looks like steev got more dinner
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
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5
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2 Successes
...'Feyesh': .
Victor H.: more dindin for peeppeep
Koopeep: who are you
...'Feyesh': your mom
lmao
Acre: this is just like my tv tropes
...'Feyesh': TV Acres
Victor H.: Me?
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
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3
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6
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3
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1 Successes
Koopeep: oh shit sticker star music
yeah I can do this
Acre: still haven't used the best boss battle sticker star
Victor H. chews on a walnut.
Acre: smh
Keiki (GM): Koopeep's turn!
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for 7 HP!
Bakudan: Oh thank you! You're such a life saver!
Koopeep blows the smoke off her wand
Koopeep: And don't you forget it
Blargghoolio: Whoa....this chick heals!
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Fish Bones:
rolling 7d6>4
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2
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4
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+
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3 Successes
Fish Bones bites Bakudan, dealing 5 damage!
Koopeep: Stop it! Stop it I just healed that!
Fish Bones utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Fish Bones:
rolling 7d6>4
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5
+
1
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4
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5
+
6
+
3
+
1
)
=
4 Successes
Fish Bones bites Blargghoolio, dealing 4 damage!
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Fish Bones's attack!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 4d6>4
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4
+
4
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3
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan: These fish suck!
Acre: burn damage stuff
Blargghoolio: Tell me about it, Babe-omb.
I hope this isn't what lies in the ocean where I surf...
Acre: nice loops
Shin: Bakudan, I have an idea! Prepare to explode with bro-tastic force!
...'Feyesh': .
Tiko: sis-tastic
Bakudan: What are you going to do?
Acre: .....!!!!!!!!!!
Shin: Do it! The fate of the world depends on it!
Shin squeezes his bowtie and squirts a poisonous bowtie juice at Bakudan!
...'Feyesh': Shin...he... he's gonna do it!
Blargghoolio: I'm not one for dramatics, personally...do whatever you like and go with the flow, man...
beeoi h.: what the fuck
Bakudan attempts to use Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
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5
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4
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6
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5 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing 5 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Blargghoolio: Whoa...!!
The explosion does 5 damage and is also poisonous!
Koopeep: great. now the bloody chunks are gonna attract sharks
but cool Bros attack, bros
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: "bloody" chunks
of bone fish
Bakudan: I sure hope the power of friendship shielded you from that!
Bony Beetle Is poisoned and takes damage as so!
Acre: did blargghoolio take damage too?
Keiki (GM): Nah, it's a ~magical bros attack~
Victor H.: .
Ake: That's awesome, I like that.
Steev: There's a shy guy there too, acre
Bony Beetle explodes its spikes, stunning anyone in a 5 foot radius, as well as dealing 2 damage!
Bony Beetle no longer has spikes!
...'Feyesh': .
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Bony Beetle's attack!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
1
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Acre: Yeah, but the shy guy was shielded with magic.
Apparently.
Bakudan tries to guard against Bony Beetle's attack!
Bakudan:
rolling 3d6>4
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4
+
6
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Garrison Jr.: Whirly: Can Kopeep whack one of the fish into the other with her staff?
The attack still affects Blargghoolio and Bakudan!
Victor H.: If we're doing FF rules, that would heal them.
...'Feyesh': :F:F
Blargghoolio: Totally wiped out...
Acre: ... :F
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan: Oh no! Koopeep, can you fix him?
Koopeep: It's not a baseball bat, private garrison, it's a delicate piece of magical equipment
Koopeep 's wand fizzles out
Koopeep: piece of junk, I knew that beardo cheaped me
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep smacks her wand against the stalagmite
Bony Beetle utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Bony Beetle:
rolling 6d6>4
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2
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3
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3
+
6
+
2
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5
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2 Successes
Koopeep: that got it working again
Shin tries to dodge Bony Beetle's attack!
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
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1
+
4
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Garrison Jr. shouts "I am Lieutenant Garrison!" randomly into the air
Bony Beetle jumps up and slams spike-first into Shin, dealing 6 damage!
Zing Li Fast: .
Blarghoolio is defeated!
...'Feyesh': =/
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bony Beetle!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
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2
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5
+
6
+
4
+
4
+
2
+
2
+
2
+
6
+
4
)
=
6 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bony Beetle, dealing 10 damage. An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Keiki (GM): Which one?
...'Feyesh': Success_Is_Power
Bony Beetle crumbles into a pile of bones!
Bakudan: That's for the lava guy!
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): The_Peap
...'Feyesh': .
Keiki (GM): ... I think that response means a bathroom break.
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: you're underwater
Koopeep waves her Magikoopa Rod around, and casts a spell on Bakudan. Bakudan is now transparent for 2 turns!
Acre: no one will notice
Tiko: "did it get warmer suddenly"
Koopeep: I've got a couple more tricks left
...'Feyesh': eww Acre
that's nasty
Victor H.: jesus these spells are not even fair
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: I swear to Bowser, I am not going to die in the bottom of the ocean
Bakudan: ...What did you do? I can't tell.
Koopeep: to a plate of seafood leftovers!
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: Go wild, Bakudan! They can't hurt you
...'Feyesh': Pells really shouldn't bypass dodging.
Bakudan: Oh wow! That's some amazing magic you have.
beeoi h.: "jesus these spells are not even fair"
Welcome to every system with magic ever
Koopeep: Feyesh why do you want us to fail
beeoi h.: Except Pillars of Eternity where they're fucking awful
...'Feyesh': Taking me on with magic?
beeoi h.: And SV, that's why I took Spell Shield badge
...'Feyesh': .
The Fish Bones take poison damage and crumple away!
beeoi h.: I too have had my bones poisoned before
...'Feyesh': I don't want us to fail, Koopeep. I'm Koopeeping about overpowered pells hitting our group in a sidequest.
Shin: Time to return to a less glorious role.
beeoi h.: Drained the calcium right out
Shin attempts to identify Bony Beetle.
Shin:
rolling 10d6>4
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2
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3
+
5
+
3
+
6
+
5
+
3
+
4
+
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+
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)
=
6 Successes
That's a Bony Beetle. HP is 0, FP is 0, Attack is 6, and Defense is 0.
Acre: bones are living tissues, too
...'Feyesh': In which Koopeeping = HEFFing
(That's supposed to be 8 and 3)
Bakudan: I think these bones are truly undead!
It possesses spikes that prevent jumping attacks, and also double its damage!
Koopeep: does healing magic still hurt the undead?
However, when they explode their spikes everywhere, they stun you, but on that note, they can now be jumped on and flipped!
Koopeep: there's a lot of conflicitng schools of thought
Maybe healing can hurt the Undead. Maybe.
...'Feyesh': .
Bony Beetle utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Bony Beetle:
rolling 6d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
6
+
3
+
1
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Bony Beetle's attack!
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Bony Beetle retracts into his shell and shoots into Shin, dealing 3 damage!
Shin: Oh, and we better defeat these guys quick!
I think they can come back, just like a Dry Bones!
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan: Oh shoot! Of course they would...
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bony Beetle!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
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2
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4
+
5
+
6
+
4
+
1
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4
+
3
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3
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3
)
=
5 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bony Beetle, dealing 10 damage. "Cowabunga!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
...'Feyesh': Cowabunga!
Victor H.: Cowabunga!
The last of the Bony Beetles are defeated!
...'Feyesh': .
Shin:
Victory!!
Star Points: 40Star Points
Coins: 32Coins
I found them. It's all mine.
[MUSIC] Bowser Forge
Acre: We better get a star point inflation next sesh, too.
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: So, who's this guy?
Friend of yours?
Bakudan: Be careful.
As soon as you rez him he'll probably hit on you.
...'Feyesh': Acre demands star points as a reward for dragging things out, gamers.
Victor H.: ......
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Shin: He's... His name was something eccentric.
Koopeep: as long as he doesn't use excessive elipses and say fetish all the time, he won't be even close to the most annoying person I've met on this adventure
...'Feyesh': ...
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Shin: I didn't know he was down here, though!
...'Feyesh': :U
Koopeep attempts to use ComeBack!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep:
rolling 9d6>4
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4
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6
+
6
+
3
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
3
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4
)
=
5 Successes
Koopeep casts Come Back on Blargghoolio! Blargghoolio is revived at 6 health!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Shin, healing for 7 HP!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for 7 HP!
Bakudan: Thank you so much!
Blargghoolio: Whoa...did I just get bailed?
Your magic is really something else.
Koopeep: Hoo. That was... that took a lot out of me
Blargghoolio: Radical stuff, man.
...'Feyesh': Blarghoolio comes out from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
...Just in time>_>
Koopeep: I like this ocean. Everyone is so nice to me today.
Blargghoolio: Let's see if I got anything that can show my gratitude...
Koopeep: Must be all that Bowser goodness
Blargghoolio: Do I have a backpack?
Shin: Hey Bakudan, want some coconuts?
Blargghoolio: I forgot if I got any items on me...
Keiki (GM): You have no backpack, but you do have two honey syrups!
Bakudan: I'd love a coconut!
Blargghoolio: Oh, radical syrup.
You want one, healing bud?
Shin and Bakudan drink the juices of two coconuts that Shin had, recovering 5 HP each.
Bakudan: Thank you!
Koopeep: what, you need an extra heal on top of mine?
Shin: Oh, he's awake.
Blargghoolio: Nah, just for later in case we run into more bones.
Koopeep: Did i just waste my heals, or did we just waste some honey syrups
Keiki (GM): Whoops, iddn't notice you healed us.
Koopeep: because the answer matters to me
Keiki (GM): Nevermind to the coconuts.
Victor H.: ...But...you're in love with the coco.
Steev: some might say you're loco for the coco
Victor H.: ...Baking soda! I want baking soda!
Acre: drink coconut juice
underwater
through a diving helmet
...'Feyesh': .
Acre: nice
Tiko: salty
Bakudan: Hey Koopeep, here.
Bakudan gives Koopeep a Super Soda.
Bob B.: Replace your oxygen tank with a coconut juice tank
Koopeep: Thanks. Everything is coming up Koopeep!
The group enjoys refreshments underwater, wearing diving helmets. Somehow.
Blargghoolio: Alright...enough with the hugs and kisses. Let's surf on, my buds.
Koopeep: let me just... figure... this out
Victor H.: What are our current stats like?
Koopeep finagles her way to drinking the super soda
beeoi h.: Try looking at the SHEETS, d00d
...'Feyesh': .
Shin: I'm not sure I see a way onward.
beeoi h.: Ha, you guys took the wrong path.
Victor H.: . I meant like...in-battle stats
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan: ...Hm. That's troubling.
Did we come here for... nothing?
Blargghoolio: Shy Dude...
We're underwater
...Let's just surf.
Bakudan picks up a pretty sea shell.
Acre: surf underwater
...'Feyesh': .
Koopeep: am i the only ones who sees those shooting stars over there
...'Feyesh': Acre: omg cake this is so unrealistic omg
Blargghoolio: I see some land ho over there...
Acre: omg cake
...'Feyesh': .
Shin: Koopeep, I think you have a concussion.
...'Feyesh': .
Bakudan bobs and swims after the others.
beeoi h.: omgg
Blargghoolio: Oh cool, more shells for the Babe-omb.
Koopeep: you might not be wrong
easy does it...
Koopeep tries to make the last jump
Koopeep totally beefs it
Koopeep: But she recovers!
Shin: Whoa Koopeep, don't fall into the depths. Or forget how to swim.
Koopeep: Th-this diving helmet is heavy
what's this noise
Blargghoolio: Can't you, like....make your helmet invisible?
Koopeep: I could, but then you wouldn't see my head
...'Feyesh': Good.
Koopeep: And I woudln't want to rob you of that pleasure
Shin: You sure you want to jump that?
Blargghoolio: Sounds totally reasonable, man!
I'll show you how it's done.
Shin: You had trouble on a drop!
Koopeep: This is some rocket power stuff right here
Blargghoolio swims while doing groovy spins through the water.
Blargghoolio: Whoa!!
Koopeep: Radical Reaganomics!
Blargghoolio: Doesn't seem like anything's here...
Bakudan: Impressive tricks!
Shin claps.
Shin: USA USA USA USA
Bakudan: Does anything else lie out there?
Blargghoolio: Just a bunch of crags...
This place got wiped out when it crashed.
Shin: I see some spires. I think I see some glowing things, too.
Blargghoolio: Oh, you see them too?
Babe-omb couldn't see it earlier.
Koopeep: oh NOW we see the glowing stars
Bakudan: What glowy things?
Blargghoolio: They're like...lights!
They glow, man.
Shin: No, off to the left of your imaginary stars.
Koopeep squints real hard
Koopeep: nah, I got nothing
Bakudan: Oh jeez, what if...
Blargghoolio: Aight. Well, might as well keep trucking forward.
Bakudan: They're sirens that only men can see?
Blargghoolio: Or maybe you just need glasses.
Bakudan: Hmph!
Blargghoolio: OPHTHALMOLOGY PLAN
...'Feyesh': damn hot>_>
Blargghoolio: Bakudan needs glasses!
Acre: nice references, broski
Bob B.: They are there to lead people who don't truly believe in Bowser astray
Koopeep: I mean I have glasses...
Bob B is right
Keiki (GM): Continue on? With the session? As long as you guys are cool with it, I'm cool with it!
Koopeep: listen to him
Blargghoolio: Looks like Bowser Road ends here.
Ake: Yes!
Koopeep: Bowser Road never ends!
Blargghoolio: Well, yeah.
Koopeep: It follows His Grouchiness wherever he goes!
Bakudan: This orientation is... confusing.
Oh hello Zing!
Zing Li Fast: Okay fellas. Okay fellas.
Bakudan, Shin, Koopeep, and Blarghoolio all surface in a hallway airpocket.
Koopeep: look at that masonry!
Blargghoolio: Whoa, Bullet Bud!
Koopeep: the craftsmenship on that door!
Zing Li Fast: Hey sons.
Blargghoolio: Nothing can stop us now.
Koopeep: the studs, the perfect arches!
Shin: This is the part of the trip I was grimly anticipating.
Garrison Jr.: Where are Bowser's... oh, friendlies!
Blargghoolio: We are the law.
Brownie: ...I'm not sure if this is topographically possible.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: airtight at the bottom of the ocean
Ha ha!
Shin: Hey, we're all together again! Like... a terrible family!
Zing Li Fast: .
Blargghoolio: I feel like whatever's behind that door...epic!
Brownie: But who cares, dudes. We're all here, let's kick down bowser's door.
Zing Li Fast: EPIC!!!!!!!
Koopeep: Koopa engineering at its finest!
Garrison Jr.: Are we going to have to play a giant domino game to proceed?
Bakudan jumps onto the doorframe.
Koopeep: You three missed it. We fought skeletons and I was great
Shin: Do you guys think we should prepare a bit?
Koopeep: If you're lucky, you'll get a repeat performance
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Koopeep: might as well.
Garrison Jr.: That's a good idea, Shin
Bakudan: I suppose we aren't doing so well...
Blargghoolio: Eh...whatever happens happens.
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Blargghoolio, healing for 7 HP!
Garrison Jr. drinks his honey syrup
Brownie eats a mushroom
Koopeep: So heal the blarggg
Brownie: Now...I'M MOTIVATED
Zing Li Fast: ...MOTIVATED
Blargghoolio: But I got two Honey Syrups...who needs FP, dudes?
Garrison Jr.: I'm going to need to keep my ammo toped
Zing Li Fast: I'm kaysen.
Koopeep: I've got two honey syrups of my own
Koopeep downs the syrups
Blargghoolio: I suppose I'll take one for myself...surf's up!
Koopeep licks up all that syruppy goodness
Zing Li Fast pokes the domino thingy
Koopeep: Don't poke that door, you'll scratch the bolts
Blargghoolio drinks the surfing, swirling honey and groans in delight, munching on every bit of syrupy goodiness.
Blargghoolio: Tasty.
Keiki (GM): You have two maple and one honey, Koopeep.
Zing Li Fast: Scratch one bogey!
Keiki (GM): Which ones do you drink?
Koopeep: do I
Garrison Jr.: The sea has had it's way with this place for years. A little scratch won't make a difference
Koopeep: let's go one of each, voice in my head
Victor H.: Hey Cake, how much FP do I restore?
.
Koopeep: ok, blargghoolio, why does healing you take so long?
theeere it is
Victor H.: Because I got a rocking bod. Oh yeah.
Blargghoolio: ^
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: I had a feeling
Keiki (GM): You have 5 out of 6.
Honey Syrup. It's just like Paper Mario 1 and 2!
Zing Li Fast: .
Blargghoolio: Anyone else needs FP?
FP is good to make you style out so hard.
Shin: Alright. Now I think we're ready. Bakudan?
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Bakudan: I wouldn't mind a little.
Blargghoolio: Alright, you got it.
Brownie: Gogogogogogogogo.
Blargghoolio tosses a Honey Syrup to Bakudan.
Bakudan: Thank you so much!
Bakudan drinks it.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Did I tell you guys I can turn people into chickens now too?
I can. It's cool
Bakudan has all four of her FP back!
Brownie: That's sick.
Zing Li Fast: chicken fetish
Blargghoolio looks at Bakudan with a cold, hard stare....before breaking into a charismatic smile and giving a thumbs up.
Brownie: In a good way.
Let's get moving already!
Koopeep: everyone is in such a good mood today
Zing Li Fast: deep and charismatical smile. deep.
Koopeep: if you've all been replaced with replicants, I am a-ok with this
Brownie: Bakudan, open the door.
Bakudan opens the one remaining door.
Garrison Jr.: Keep your weapons ready!
Blargghoolio tricks out and ollies into the door, while making the invisible crowd of audience cheer in applause.
Koopeep: B
B
B
B
LORD BOWSER!!!
Acre: bby
Zing Li Fast stays outside, just peeking inside
Bowser: There it is, son... Morton's lost tre-- guh?
Brownie: :/
Bowser: Do... Do I know you?
Koopeep: Lord Bowser, it is such an honor to finally be in your presence!
ohmigosh is there anything I can do for you?
Acre: hey wait a second if the whole castle is upside down how come the basement section was upright ??? ?? ?? ?
Koopeep: get you water?
Zing Li Fast: ...:/
Koopeep: foot rub?
chicken wing? I can have it delivered
Blargghoolio: Whoa, this guy looks like a big deal! Definitely works out as much as me...
Bakudan: Hi!
Bowser: I hear a siren. Isn't there an ambulence you should be chasing or something? I don't recognize you.
Koopeep: The prince is here!
Bowser surveys the rest of the gorup.
Bowser: Or any of you.
...'Feyesh': The answer is that it basically stands upright now.
Koopeep: Do you need a babysitter?
I'm great with kids!
oh!
Garrison Jr.: Bowser... we have come for your Terra Patch
Koopeep: uh
Brownie: Yo Bowser, is there a reason you can suddenly breathe underwater?
Blargghoolio is not even sure why he's here or what the drama he's seeing in front of him.
Koopeep: Lord Bowser, I am Koopeep. I was at the graduating class of Koop University last year
Bowser roars, the force of which knocks Koopeep back a bit.
Koopeep: I wrote the winning essayyyyyaaaaaa
Brownie: Also, who's the mini bowser?
Bakudan: Aw, he's so tiny!
He could fit in my bag.
Bowser Jr.: Dad, let's clobber 'em!
Koopeep: Show some respect towards the crown prince!
Wait wait wait
Blargghoolio: It's like a gym advertisement...before and after rocking the weights.
Brownie: One bowser was more than enough.
Koopeep: Lord bowser, please! We're part of the koopa troop!
We've traveled half the world to finally talk to you!
Bowser: ... Hold on son. They say they're from the Koopa Troop. Except...
I don't remember half of you clowns!
[MUSIC] Bowser is Angry
Brownie: Do you seriously remember all of your troops?
Koopeep: Well, I mean, we're... new
Brownie: I commend you. That's dedication.
Koopeep: Of course he does! His Impeccableness's memory is impeccable!
oh I KNEW we shoudln't have let the princess get away like that
We'd be generals right now if you hadn't loused that up!
Bowser: Princess? What do you bozos know about the princess?
Koopeep: She's nearby, your viciousness!
Just a train ride away!
Garrison Jr.: We have received word that scoundrels are looking for something called a Terra Patch that they think is in your possession!
Koopeep: In a little port town called...
ah...
what's it's name
Garrison Jr.: We have come to ensure it's safety!
Brownie: Rogueport
Koopeep: Yeah! Wait, no... Portburg? Surfshine?
Garrison Jr.: Hubport!
Koopeep: B-but we can take you right to her!
Blargghoolio: I love surfing!
Acre: decalburgggghhhh
Keiki (GM): Coolness check.
...'Feyesh': decalburgs
beeoi h.: Whom?
Garrison Jr. tries to be cool.
Garrison Jr.:
rolling (4+0)d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
5
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Koopeep.
Bob B.: Oh good
Koopeep: ...do I not have a coolness bar?
Bob B.: I am not cool
Koopeep: I see smarts
Keiki (GM): # Coolness
Acre: # coolness
without space
or however that twitch hing goes
Blargghoolio: # Coolness (no space)
Koopeep tries to be cool.
Koopeep:
rolling (9++1)d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
6
+
6
)
=
8 Successes
Bakudan: Woah, I never realized Koopeep was so... amazing.
Blargghoolio is in more awe.
Victor H.: ......awe.
Shin gets on his knees.
Garrison Jr.: She just needed the right inspriation
Brownie: :awe:
...'Feyesh': ...awe
Shin starts bowing in :awe: of Koopeep.
Garrison Jr. gives a salute
Koopeep can't believe she's pulling this off holy shit
Bowser walks forward.
Koopeep makes a mental note to buy a diary and write exclusively about this day
Bowser: Hey, out of the way, runt.
Koopeep tries not to shake in the presence of his Gnarliness
Bowser: Say you saw the princess.
How do I believe this CRUD that she'll still be there picking daisies?
Koopeep: Well, in Peach Psychology 101 we were taught that she typically becomes a sedimentary individual when waiting for... ummm.....
Koopeep squeaks out
Koopeep: Mario
?
an--and she's waiting for him... th-there
Bowser: You imbecile. Mario's around jumping on folks in the countryside. I think everyone knows about that now.
Koopeep: Yes! You're absolutely right, Your Educatedness!
Bowser scoffs.
Koopeep: In fact
Bowser: Why do you think I'm on this personal quest with my boy here?
Koopeep: This brown yoshi was one of those folks who got bounced on!
Bakudan: It's true.
Bowser: Wow. I'm so impressed.
Koopeep: Bu-but that's not the point!
Look! We know how much you like rare artifacts
soooo
Koopeep presents the terra patches
Koopeep: we got these for you!
I did
I got them for you
Bowser: Wh-what?!
Koopeep: with help
from them
Bowser: H-... How?!
Brownie: Hey alright, ...(S) you.
Bowser Jr.: That's... what!
Koopeep: It was no trouble for your best troops!
Brownie: We're not giving this schoolyard bully our hard earned terra patches.
Bakudan: We asked old men nicely.
Garrison Jr. whispers "hold it for now, Brwnie
Bowser: I... I'm shocked.
Why thank you, minion!
...'Feyesh': Guys, I'm tired.
Bowser pats Koopeep's head.
Brownie: >:/
Koopeep almost faints
Victor H.: All this Terra Quilt stuff is reminding me of the Dragon Balls.
Garrison Jr.: "As long as tey aren't handed over..."
Bowser takes the two Terra Patches.
Victor H.: Which is why you should all play Dragon Ball Z Mafia, coming out this week.
Bowser: And now... my old pops is going to give me the third one!
All this personal growth stuff is going great!
Brownie: >://////
Garrison Jr.: Welll then
Koopeep: I'm so happy for you, Your Wholesomeness!
Bowser: Thanks, lose--, uh, minions!
Zing Li Fast swims back to the surface, to enjoy the sunset view and drink some coconut wahttr
Garrison Jr.: Hold it!
...'Feyesh': I'm going to bed. Good luck sons.
Koopeep: PRIVATE I SWEAR TO BOWSER
IN A BUS
OFF A CLIFF
THAT'S YOU
beeoi h.: GG Kid GG
...'Feyesh': GG
Bowser opens the chest.
Keiki (GM): Seeya son
Bowser: Ah... Yes, yes...
...'Feyesh': "Sesh"es dragging on close to midnight in a Sunday = zzz
Bowser pulls out the Ocean Patch!
Koopeep: A marvelous treasure fitting of Morton Sr
Brownie rams straight into bower trying to trip him up
Bowser smiles.
Koopeep: Excuse the yoshi
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Bowser Battle
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
2
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Acre: ...
Keiki (GM): Brownie's got the drop!
Brownie: FUCK
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Acre: wow
Koopeep: His head got scrmbled by that jump
Acre: what a bunch of team players
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
2
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Victor H. takes initiative!
Victor H.:
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep: and he can hardly see in that helmet
Bakudan: This is so stupid!
Koopeep: wwait wwhats happening
Bowser Jr. takes initiative!
Bowser Jr.:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Bowser Jr. takes initiative!
Bowser Jr.:
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie: My god I hope this works as good on giant koopas as it does on regular ones.
Koopeep: stop rolling dice what are you doing?!
Brownie uses a Pow Block
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep tries Reason!
Acre: fite fite fite
Koopeep: STOP BEING STUPID, YOU UGLY SHITSTAINED HORSE
I'LL WEAR YOUR SADDLE AS A HAT IF YOU DON'T GET TO THE BACK OF THIS ROOM
Bowser takes the shock of the POW Block, but stands on his feet still!
Bowser: Why you little...
Acre: watch koopeep betray the team
Brownie: :c
Acre: omgggggggg so tense ~~→☺
Victor H.: This is some Walking Dead shit right here.
Blargghoolio: .......☺
Koopeep: No... No no no no nooooo!
Acre: ... ♥
whoa music
Koopeep: Turn off the boss music!
Keiki (GM): Koopeep's turn!
Koopeep: We're not fighting!
Victor H.: ...oh acre
are you
flushed for me
Acre: what
Victor H.: quadrants
Acre: uhh
Oh.
No.
Keiki (GM): Brownie confirmed for most badass of Group 1
Koopeep: Let's not do anything STUPID to his Mightiness!
Koopeep waves her Magikoopa Rod around, and casts a spell on Bowser. Bowser is now transparent for 2 turns!
Victor H.: Oh man
beeoi h.: I failed miserably, but I'll take it
Victor H.: This is such a song HEFF would HEFF to
Koopeep: Lord Bowser, if you could just give me a minute
Brownie: areyoufuckingkidding.wav
Koopeep: to explain
Shin: Koopeep... you wouldn't!
Koopeep: I CAN STILL FIX THIS!
Garrison Jr.: Of course she would!
Blargghoolio: Whoa...I didn't sign up for all this drama, man...
Koopeep: JUST EVERYONE l-let me talk!
Shin attempts to identify Bowser Jr..
Shin:
rolling 10d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
3
+
3
+
4
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
4
+
3
)
=
5 Successes
Bakudan: I don't blame her for being loyal to her boss. This isn't really a surprise after all this time.
Blargghoolio: I just wanted to help my bros...Broshi was such a cool dude, but Magihunny literally saved my life...
That's a Bowser Jr.. HP is 15, FP is 15, Attack is 5, and Defense is 2.
Koopeep: It wasn't supposed to be like this!
He can send out things like Bob-ombs and bowling balls. The former is kinda weak and should go down in one hit, but the bowling balls should just be avoided. Added to the journal!
Brownie: I didn't like magikoopas 30 years ago, and I don't like them now.
Victor H.: Hey, Bakudan.
Shin called you kinda weak.
Acre: nice loops
Victor H.: And go down in one hit.
Bakudan: I'm a special bob-omb!
Koopeep: We'd give him the patches, we'd join forces with him, we'd stop mario, I'd finally join the Koopa Troop! And my life would finally get on track!
Bakudan: I have a sprout. I'm unstoppable.
Well, here goes nothing.
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bowser Jr.!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
(
5
+
3
+
4
+
1
+
4
+
3
+
3
+
4
+
6
+
4
)
=
6 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bowser Jr., dealing 8 damage. "Cowabunga!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Victor H.: How far can I move?
Koopeep: Not the prince!!
Bakudan: Throwing bob-ombs is not cool, little dude!
Shin: Let's take out his kid, first! Bowser's going to be invincible for awhile!
Koopeep: Y-you'd better not!
Brownie: Invisible=Invincible ~ Shin 2015
Blargghoolio: I might as well take out not-buff Bowser!
Koopeep: It's not invisibility, it's Intangibility!
And Lord Bowser's invincible with or without me!
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Bowser Jr., dealing 5 damage!
Garrison Jr.: I'll lock down Koopeep so she doesn't pull any more of that!
Brownie: Works for me.
Steev: what is going on with the turn order
Keiki (GM): Attack roll first!
Blargghoolio: Ohz
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Bowser Jr.!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 7d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
2
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Bowser Jr. tries to dodge Blargghoolio's attack!
Bowser Jr.:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Victor H.: I really like the Clown Car's sprite.
It's like it's giving a slight smile.
Acre: ☺
Steev: The sprites are really extra awesome
Bowser: I'll show you the might of a true Koopa!
Bowser utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Bowser:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
1
+
4
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Bowser's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
5
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Acre: "lol"
Bowser: Stop being so fast!
Brownie: You sure showed me, chump.
Steev: Cheater! You stand and take it when Lord Bowser disciplines you!
Koopeep: Yeah what he said!
Brownie: And you might be invisible, but I'm willing to bet a big bully like you ain't too hard to hit!
Brownie tries to approximate the location of Bowser
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
(
5
+
3
+
3
+
2
+
4
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: That's not what that spell
Victor H.: This is some DBZ shit.
Koopeep: you know what
go ahead and try it
Brownie can't see him!
Brownie: Crap.
Well in that case.
Koopeep: how do I have the highest initiative and brownie has the lowest
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
2
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Keiki (GM): lucklol
Brownie swallows his Fire Bar, causing him to ignite for 4 turn(s)! Attackers might be burned!
beeoi h.: I actually forget if Bowser is resistant to fire or not
Kind of "ambiguous"
Acre: DOn't think so.
Koopeep: Does the word "intangible" not exist in dumbdinostan or something?
Keiki (GM): I'd say no.
beeoi h.: ...How could he hit me if he was intangible?
It clearly said invisible.
If not, that attack shouldn't have even counte.
Koopeep: Intangibility 6 Makes a single ally transparent.
ever play a game called paper mario?
Victor H.: beeoi h.: I actually forget if Bowser is resistant to fire or not
beeoi h.: So yes, he would have done nothing to me.
Victor H.: he dies when he lands in the lava
Keiki (GM): It's a Paper Mario status.
beeoi h.: Mario can't hit anything when he's boo sheeted.
Acre: He can.
Keiki (GM): Yeah he can!
Koopeep: Dummy
beeoi h.: That's ridiculous then, Boo sheet OP
Anyway, ON WITH THE SHOW
Keiki (GM): It was.
Acre: Boo sheet is op.
Keiki (GM): Garrison!
Garrison Jr.: Traitors are shot on sight!
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussiveShote!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
3
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep: Come on, then private
Acre: did Bowser Jr not attack?
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Koopeep, dealing 2 damage! Koopeep is not dizzy !
Koopeep tries to dodge Koopeep's attack!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr.: ...well, darn
Koopeep: You hit me? You HIT me!
I've done nothing to you!
Bowser Jr. remembers to move!
Garrison Jr.: With a dud, as it would figure
Bowser Jr. throws out a Bob-omb!
Koopeep: I heal you, I ask you favors in the weapons shop, I put up with your self-adoration, and you SHOOT ME
Acre: I got you Steev. ☺
Bowser Jr.: Go, little friend! Also, a little help Dad!
Bakudan: Hey nerd.
Blargghoolio: Oh man...I'm confused!
Bakudan: Stomp the dumb looking one!
Blargghoolio: Which one is Babe-omb and which one is Barney-omb?
Koopeep: Bakudan... ah... sweetie... Just... don't stomp on the cute one, okay, Blargg?
as for YOU
Blargghoolio: Alright, I'll try to see which one is cuter...
Koopeep: YOU'RE the traitor, not me!
You're the coward, hiding in your little treeouse while your troops get scattered
Here's a makeover for you
Panichikinurtz Omega!
Koopeep attempts to turn Garrison Jr. into a Chikin!
Koopeep: Cluck cluck, private!
Keiki (GM): Alright, Action Command for Koopeep.
Recover for Garrison!
Garrison Jr. tries to recover from a status effect!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
2
+
4
+
4
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep attempts to use Panichikinurtz Omega!!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep:
rolling 9d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
5
+
5
)
=
5 Successes
That look suits you better.
Garrison Jr.: Bawk bawk! (This shell was never rated for magic!)
Koopeep: Poetic, you know?
Keiki (GM): I'll explain this status more as we go!
Koopeep: woah wait
how come I went from 21 fp to 5
that should have only cost 10
Keiki (GM): You also used Intangibility.
I didn't get that one earlier.
Koopeep: aaah
beeoi h.: aah
Shin attempts to identify Bowser.
Shin:
rolling 10d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
6
+
6
+
4
+
2
+
6
+
1
+
1
+
3
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep: thanks, jiminy cricket!
Shin: Yep! That's certainly Bowser!
That's a Bowser. HP is 28, FP is 5, Attack is 7, and Defense is 2.
Bakudan: Woah!
Acre: pssh, seven attack
pssh two defense
Victor H.: pssh, 28 HP
Garrison Jr.: Bawk bawk! (Beetles are at the forefront of shell technology!)
Acre: that's respectable
Koopeep: is something deflating?
He has a terrible roar that can really scare you, devestating firebreath, and what's more, he can retreat to his shell to turn invincible.
Koopeep: I hear a lot of hissing noises
Ake: And he secretly has a move like the amp's where he can switch his HP and Attack at will.
Added to the journal!
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bowser Jr.!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
4
+
2
)
=
5 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bowser Jr., dealing 8 damage. A mysterious voice saying "In, at, or to this place or position" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Bowser Jr.: Gah!
I'll get you for this!
Scrappy Jr. is defeated!
Blargghoolio: I found him! The Barney-Omb trigger...
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 7d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
2
+
1
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Bob-omb, dealing 6 damage!
Blargghoolio: Eat it!
Bob-omb is defeated before it could go explode on something!
Acre: get yourself an egg and beat it
Koopeep: That's certainly... bold
Blargghoolio flexes.
Bowser attempts to use Terrorize!
Bowser knows about timed hits!
Bowser:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
3
+
5
+
4
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Bowser terrorizes all foes!
beeoi h.: Is this a spell?
Keiki (GM): Alright, all characters must succeed a Recover check.
It has to beat 4.
Bakudan tries to recover from a status effect!
Bakudan:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
2
+
2
+
3
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep: Am... am I considered a foe in this
beeoi h.: I guess that's a no.
Bakudan: ...Eeep!
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
2
+
4
+
2
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
6
+
5
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
4
+
3
+
5
+
4
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep: lord bowser, we're still cool right?
beeoi h.: Cuz if this is a spell I get to block it with smarts
Victor H.: Aw yeah!!!!
Koopeep: i'm not terrified yeah?
Ake: I thought Blargg got 4?
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah.
Brownie, you can try a Guard(Resist) check.
Which uses Smarts!
Same rules apply.
Brownie: Wherever that is
Steev: Cake, should I roll too or am i on bowser's team for thsi one
Brownie: I'll just use this
Keiki (GM): Defensive. It has to be 5.
Roll too.
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie:
rolling (9+0)d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
2
+
3
+
6
+
6
+
2
+
6
+
6
)
=
6 Successes
beeoi h.: Yay,
Koopeep tries to recover from a status effect!
Koopeep:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
6
)
=
6 Successes
Brownie's k.
Acre: nice
Brownie: #Purchaseeffective
Victor H.: the power of bowser
Keiki (GM): Holy shit.
Koopeep: The righteous have no fear of the one true lord bowser!
Acre: What about garrison?
Bowser: Why aren't you runnin'?
Koopeep: Only love! And respectful quivering sometimes
Lord Bowser is right! Flee now! And you might just escape with your lives!
Something to think about
really mull it over
good idea
beeoi h.: When's bowser not "translucent"
Koopeep: next turn
beeoi h.: Or incorperable or whatever
Bowser is now opaque.
Brownie: Bout tiiiiiiime
Koopeep: Your Opaqueness! You look even better fully visible!
Acre: it's about time you showed up, bowser
Brownie: Hey Koopeep, allow me to make some actual use of you in this fight.
Koopeep: You wouldn't DARE
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Koopeep into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Koopeep out.
Koopeep: what kind of roll
is this smarts
i hope it's smarts
Keiki (GM): You don't.
Koopeep: nooooo
Keiki (GM): You just got...
beeoi h.: TOLD!!!
Keiki (GM): VORED
Brownie shrinks a regular egg!
Brownie tosses one of a tiny egg at Bowser, dealing 4 damage! Bowser is shrunken . Mushroom was inside the egg!
Keiki (GM): VORED!!!!
Gotta wait a turn for that though!
Brownie: Now that's what I call efficiency.
Keiki (GM): To throw the egg.
beeoi h.: :(
Ok.
Koopeep: I hate you! I hate you I hate you! I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you! You awful Yoshi!
Koopeeep is a noisy egg.
Koopeep: This was supposed to be the best day of my life!
Keiki (GM): Garrison, make two recover checks.
Bob B. tries to recover from a status effect!
Bob B.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
4
+
4
+
1
+
6
)
=
5 Successes
Bob B. tries to recover from a status effect!
Bob B.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
5
+
4
+
2
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep: does it count for bob?
Garrison Jr.: Oh, whoops
Garrison Jr. tries to recover from a status effect!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
1
)
=
5 Successes
Garrison Jr. tries to recover from a status effect!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
2
+
5
+
1
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Koopeep: Well that was a waste of 10 FP
Garrison is no longer a chicken! But... now he's running!
Acre: Wow, that thing is not even worth the 10 fp.
Koopeep: for serious
you know the chikin status ends if someone gets hit?
doesn't even work on bosses
beeoi h.: In what possible realm is hex bad
That takes serious work to accomplish
Victor H.: I'm okay with nerfing magic.
Acre: alchemy be damned
Keiki (GM): Garrison runs away from Bowser.
... Lol.
Koopeep: Can i recover from egg
Garrison Jr.: AAAAAAAAAAA
Brownie is having BRO feelings for Koo... Koo... nevermind lOL
Steev: but yeah, should I roll for recovery from eggng
or no
looks like the turns keep ticking by
beeoi h.: N-O
Bakudan and Blarghoolio head for the hills for a turn.
Victor H.: Wait, I passed the status thing!
Keiki (GM): That's a wall, not a hill!
Victor H.: I got 4.
Keiki (GM): 5.
Victor H.: Ohz.
...:/
Steev: how come a 2 fp gulp attack is so much better than a 10 fp omega spell I had to go on a quest for
Acre: because who cares
beeoi h.: Yoshi is OP
Steev: this is just the Marioarchy, keeping Koopas down
beeoi h.: Nerf NOW
Blargghoolio: We're gonna wipe out!
Bowser: I'm gonna get you!
Bowser utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Bowser:
rolling 7d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
5
+
2
+
2
+
5
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep: Bowser Bowser he's our king! The greatest and the coolest thing!
Brownie tries to dodge Bowser's attack!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
3
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
flop.
Acre: flop
Bowser grunts!
Bowser claws into Brownie with extra power, dealing 9 damage!
Brownie shrinks a regular egg!
Brownie tosses one of a tiny egg at Bowser, dealing 4 damage! Bowser is not shrunken . Power Punch was inside the egg!
Koopeep: L-lord bowser, you look well
Brownie: Goddang, this guy is kind of hard to beat without...power.Where's mario when you need him?
Keiki (GM): Recover check on the fear.
Beat 2.
Garrison Jr. tries to recover from a status effect!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
4
+
2
+
5
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Keiki (GM): You beat da PH34R
Garrison Jr.: No, I can't run at a time like this! I'm a proud soldier!
Koopeep: Chicken goes cluck!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bowser!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
5
)
=
5 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bowser, dealing 4 damage!
Steev: i forget, can I take a maple syrup and use an attack in one turn or are those both primary actions
*major actions
Acre: they are
Keiki (GM): Those are both primary actions.
Steev: aw rats
Keiki (GM): Get your spell privilege outta here.
Koopeep drinks her last Maple Syrup
Koopeep: I knew I should have packed more of these...
Shin tries to recover from a status effect!
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
2
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie, catch this! And don't let it donk you on the head!
Shin throws a coconut at Brownie.
Brownie puts the lime in the coconut and drinks it all up
beeoi h.: except I probably need a turn to do that, but whatever, when that comes
Bakudan tries to recover from a status effect!
Bakudan:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
4
+
3
+
5
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Shin: Nah, it's basically Shin using the item on you.
beeoi h.: .
Bakudan runs straight into the wall!
Bakudan: Oof!
...What am I doing?
Koopeep: Shin, pleaseee talk some sense into them!
They listen to you
tell them to run!
Bakudan ends turn./
Shin: I think someone needs to talk some sense into you!
Blargghoolio tries to recover from a status effect!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
2
+
3
+
3
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Shin: We're your friends!
Blargghoolio: ...What am I doing?
Oh yeah...I'm awesome!
Acre: ........ ☺
Koopeep: No, YOU and Bakudan are my friends!
Brownie: Can we wait till after we do Mario's job for him to give this guy his miranda rights?
Koopeep: And I'm pretty lukewarm on Blargg
Acre: friendship pep talk
Blargghoolio: Cowabunga.
Blargghoolio ends turn.
Blargghoolio: I'm not lukewarm.
Koopeep: Brownie, Garrison, and Zing have been horrible to me from the getgo
Blargghoolio: I'm blazing, baby!
Bowser: Graaah!
Bowser breathes a cone of fire in front of him, dealing 6 fire damage!
Koopeep: I wanted you two to be on my side when it came to this...
Brownie: God, man, there are OTHER TARGETS
Wait a second you idiot I'm MADE OF FIRE
Bowser: Wait. Dang it!
The fire still does damage to Shin and Garrison.
Koopeep: We were going to become officers in the Koopa Troop! We'd be the three amigos!
Brownie: I think I've got an idea.
Koopeep: I had one dream. This is it. I just wanted to be a part of something bigger!
thank bowser Zing isn't here, he'd tear me apart for my phrasing
Acre: the drama omggg
Brownie: Garrison, you can anchor yourself to the ground, right?
Steev: Hey, this's been building up since the beginning
Garrison Jr.: Right!
Acre: .
Steev: My character bio is like twenty paragraphs, you knew what I was about
Victor H.: my bio is "Bio"
Acre: Seriously
I think ine is "pirate jokes" because lol bios
Steev: the biggest crime is you've never made a pirate joke
Brownie: That means you'd be...extra heavy or what?
Acre: ahoy a matey
Koopeep yells "That's not how matter works!"
Brownie: I think if you weigh yourself down I can knock Bowser out by spitting you at him.
beeoi h.: Assumably he uses like, extra equipment or something. Weighted clothing like DBZ
Koopeep goes on to explain the principle of conservation of matter in great detail
Keiki (GM): By anchoring down, he's clinging to the ground.
Victor H.: beeoi h.: Assumably he uses like, extra equipment or something. Weighted clothing like DBZ
Keiki (GM): I mean, you can still spit Garrison out if you'd like as a sort of friendly maneuver.
Victor H.: This is not even my final form.
beeoi h.: I guess this isn't the "bowling ball" strat I was expecting this to be.
Steev: What happens when an unstoppable tongue meets an immovable beetle
Keiki (GM): Also accounting for previous FP usage there.
Gulp, mini eggz.
beeoi h.: I've got 4, that's enough.
Blargghoolio takes off his flaming bod to reveal a bright blue flaming body with an 8-pack abs. His pecs can bounce on command, too.
beeoi h.: I think.
Garrison Jr.: Put that away, Blargh! We're in public!
Bakudan: What the hell.
Koopeep: ...not bad
Blargghoolio: This is a Super Blargg.
Koopeep: wow even our battles are slowed down with conversation
Brownie: Well whatever way you wanna put it, I think we're better off using our rangers away from this guy's fire. So you might wanna anchor to the group to the left or something and lure him away.
Blargghoolio powers up even more to make his flaming pompadour into a flaming mullet.
Blargghoolio: This is a Super Blargg that has ascended past a Super Blargg. Or as I like to call it, Super Blargg 2.
beeoi h.: I'm trying really hard to think of something that isn't a basic "attack and end turn" strat because I don't think I can live through this battle with that
Bakudan: You have some very... peculiar abilities.
Garrison Jr.: But then I can't put up a defensive wall for you others!
Keiki (GM): Your regular attacks aren't regular right now, though!
beeoi h.: Oh, it works like a wall
Keiki (GM): You have a flaming ground pound.
Brownie: Oh, it works like a wall
God you are so obtuse, do you come with a manual or something?
Acre: please go even further beyond
Brownie: Yeah, that works.
Garrison Jr.: I take damage for anyone around me
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Garrison Jr. into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Garrison Jr. out.
Koopeep: Bowser fucking Junior Christ just do something
Garrison Jr.: Wait, what's the plan?
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie:
rolling (5+0)d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
2
+
2
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie spits Garrison Jr. from out of his mouth at Bowser, dealing 8 damage to both if they are not allies.
Keiki (GM): (that means 8 damage just to Bowser)
Acre: pfft who plays with friendly fire off
Steev: he can do that in the same turn?
Garrison Jr.: Oh, that was simple enough
Acre: casual scrub
Keiki (GM): Yeah. It's Gulp!
beeoi h.: Can I just say this is only slightly above the average turn length that we would usually have with Zing, so shut up
Koopeep: hey, what the what? how come it doesn't hurt when he does it to YOU
beeoi h.: Consider yourself lucky you aren't playing Shadowrun with people that take literal minutes to make basic attacks
Acre is in luck. Lucky!
Steev: Is it really luck if I make the conscious decision to not do that?
beeoi h.: I didn't hurt Koopeep with the tiny egg eithr.
Victor H.: Acre invested all of his points into Stache.
Acre: yes, but also on power
Garrison Jr.: I'm not putting up with any more chickens or invisible Bowsers!
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussiveShot!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
4
+
3
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Koopeep, dealing 4 damage! Koopeep is dizzy !
Steev tries to dodge Koopeep's attack!
Steev:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep tries to dodge Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr.: There, that will keep her out of it for now
Steev: don't I get to try recover on the same turn?
Keiki (GM): Uh... Man, I should make a ruling on that.
Since this is basically status effects: the battle.
Steev: every time a status effect is afflicted, there's a recover roll
right?
Keiki (GM): Let's say, from now on, if the initial thing procs, you're burned.
I hate rolling every turn.
So.
Victor H.: I am fucking rolling
Keiki (GM): When you're dizzy on your turn, you roll to recover from it.
Automatically.
Eh? There we go.
Diminishing threshold and all that.
Steev: I get that. I was just asking since when I try chicken or bowser tries fear, everyone rolled on that turn to avoid the status
Keiki (GM): I'll write something in Status Effects before next session.
Acre: nobody will read it
Keiki (GM): Yeah, because there wasn't a roll in it.
beeoi h.: Anime girl voice: Eh?!!!
Steev: Ah, that clears it up
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Recover check for this turn.
Koopeep tries to recover from a status effect!
Koopeep:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
5
+
3
+
4
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep wanders south!
Keiki (GM): You can still move while dizzy.
Like, action.
You just move around randomly.
Koopeep: can I use a spell?
Keiki (GM): Yes.
Koopeep: yee
Bob B.: Oh, darn
The status effect page said it prevented actions from being taken
Koopeep attempts to use ComeBack!
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep:
rolling 9d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
5
+
5
+
4
+
5
+
1
+
1
+
1
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep casts Come Back on Bowser Jr.! Bowser Jr. is revived at 7 health!
Bakudan: ...Acj!
Bowser Jr.: Hee hee hee! I told you I'd get you back, silly bomb!
Bakudan: Not you again!
Koopeep: Bowser prince okay are you feeling now?
Bowser Jr.: Yeah, just peachy, whoever you are!
Koopeep: ooog...Your pokemon are fighting fit.... we hope to see you again...
Shin squeezes his bowtie and squirts a blinding bowtie juice at Bowser!
Koopeep: Him you alone leave!
Brownie gives the skype thumbs up emote to Shin
Bakudan lights her wick on Blargghoolio's fire!
Bakudan attempts to use Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan:
rolling 8d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
4
+
1
+
6
+
1
)
=
4 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing 4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Blargghoolio: Whoa...she touched my bod.
...Eyyyyyyyyy.
Blargghoolio gives the thumbs up to Bakudan.
Koopeep wishes for Bowser's safety
Brownie wishes for a miracle.
Brownie:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Bowser Jr.!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
6
+
5
+
2
+
5
+
5
)
=
5 Successes
Oh yeah.
Bite it, nerd.
Bite me, nerd.
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Bowser Jr., dealing 5 damage!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Bowser Jr.: Arrrgh! Not again...
Brownie: Your kid's a flop.
Bakudan: ...I kinda feel bad for him.
Koopeep: healed oh on come just I him!
Bowser: You fightin' my boy?
Now you're in for some Bowser pain!
Bowser utilizes inner Power on Blargghoolio!
Bowser:
rolling 7d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
6
+
4
+
5
+
4
+
2
)
=
6 Successes
Bowser grunts!
Bowser claws into Blargghoolio with extra power, dealing 6 damage!
Keiki (GM): Oh wait. Blinded.
Ake: Blargg shines so bright even the blind can see him.
Blargghoolio: Do I roll?
Keiki (GM): You get two guard rolls.
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Bowser's attack!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
3
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Blargghoolio tries to guard against Bowser's attack!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
3
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Acre: Closing in to those four hours of sesh
Tiko: glory be unto the four hour sessions
Brownie: "Could not determine result type of: [{"type":"M","expr":1},{"type":"L","text":"BurnStatus"}]"
Acre: I sorta would've wanted to get some more time in last session since we basically wasted about half of it in pointless dialogue :v
Koopeep: hu-uh
Keiki (GM): Fixed.
Brownie ground pounds on Bowser with fiery might, dealing 6 damage! Bowser is burned .
Victor H.: Tiko, your comments remind me of Chao.
Tiko: oh lordy I am all too aware of the joys of pointless dialogue
Koopeep: has it been four turns yet? how long does this fire thing last, criminey
hang on, your awesomeness!
beeoi h.: "Burn, Baby!" ~ Goofy, Kingdom Hearts
Steev: "Feel the heat."
"Feel the heat"
Tiko: I think I should feel insulted that I remind you of Chao
Acre: you should
Keiki (GM): I think it's been four turns now!
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
5
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Victor H.: Steev: "Feel the heat."
"Feel the heat"
Tiko: (but honestly I'm keeping commentary somewhat sparse to not interrupt too much)
Victor H.: ...Sexjam Oswald.
Garrison Jr.: Heal Brownie, Kopeep!
Garrison Jr. commands Koopeep to follow orders!
Garrison Jr.: Heal Brownie!
Tiko: (which I'm kind of going against right now but ENH)
Koopeep: He's the one who got us INTO this mess!
Keiki (GM): You're cool man, comment all you want
Steev: is this a smarts roll or wha
Keiki (GM): We do that all the time when we play Monaco or whatevs
Steev: how i dodge
Acre: I comment all I want. you cannot stop me.
I'm a rebel, oh ya or whatever it was
Keiki (GM): I'm going to rule that you also can't use Command on other players, Garrison.
Garrison Jr.: Aww
Steev: The system works!
Keiki (GM): And also, Steev, you can't guard against spells and special attacks.
Garrison Jr.: Then I'll just fire on Bowser
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bowser!
Garrison Jr.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
1
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Steev: aw shucks
Keiki (GM): I think I'll do something in the future, but not now.
Tiko: Oh I know I'm cool, no need to remind; But ya'll had a lot of swell back-and-forth going so I'd not want to disrupt that too much
Bowser tries to guard against Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Bowser:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bowser, dealing 4 damage!
Victor H.: I don't like the moral or ethical implications of Command.
Koopeep grips her wand tightly
Koopeep: FOR THE KOOPA TROOOP!
Victor H.: I think every person deserves to have their free will in check, regardless if they're a player oor not
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bowser, healing for 7 HP!
Brownie: come ON
Acre: dude, he commanded a koopatrol to jump off a train
Shin: Yep. You're done.
Acre: command is ruthless, bro
Koopeep: I have my duty!
Shin utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Shin:
rolling 5d6>4
(
5
+
3
+
1
+
1
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Koopeep:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
beeoi h.: I don't allow dominate person equivilants in Shadowrun because it basically just means "you win"
Shin prepares to send Koopeep to sleep!
Shin slaps Koopeep, dealing 4 damage! Koopeep is now wide awake !
Koopeep: AH
AH GOD
Bakudan: I sense a nerd fight nearby...
Koopeep: IT'S LIKE SEVENTEEN CUPS OF COFFEE IN MY VEINS
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bowser!
Bakudan:
rolling 10d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
6
+
1
+
1
+
2
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Bowser tries to guard against Bakudan's attack!
Bowser:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bowser, dealing 8 damage. An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Koopeep: LORD BOWSER!!!
Bakudan jumps over Blargg and bounces off Bowser's back.
Brownie: Time for the #LastHit, Blargg
Koopeep: Blargg, don't do it!
Blargghoolio: I gotta bring the bacon home.
Koopeep: Please!
Blargghoolio: Imagine what the babes at Rogueport would say if I beat Bowser, King of the Koopas.
Oh baby!
I just gotta take a BITE of that glory.
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Bowser!
Blargghoolio:
rolling 7d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
1
+
2
+
2
+
4
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Bowser: Nooo!
Bowser is hit!
Koopeep: if this was an anime I'd be having all sparkly tears flying out of my face right now
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Bowser, dealing 5 damage!
Bowser: I... I can't believe I got slapped by... by... a Blargg...
Koopeep: No... no! i can't revive him again!
Blargghoolio looks at the camera and gives a dashing smile, along with a peace sign.
Brownie: Son, we shouldn't have let you get that far in the first place.
Brownie steals the three terra quilts off of Bowser
Koopeep: You give those back!
Bowser: Argh... My... My family heirloom.
Brownie: BabyRage
Garrison Jr.: So that's all Mario defends his kingdom from?
Bowser: Yep... Yep, I seem to have got trounced again.
Brownie: I know, right?
Bowser: Not even by Mario this time!
Acre: bowser is angry
Bowser sighs.
Bowser: Just my luck.
Koopeep: To be fair... I mean... these ARE your best Koopa Troop soldiers
Impressed?
We've done lots of training
Brownie: Now that this guy finally shut up.
Garrison Jr.: We aren't with the Koopa Troop!
Shin folds his arms, looking intently at Koopeep.
Koopeep: I AM
Oh what, you're going to lecture me?
Brownie: Look, dudette.
Koopeep: What did you think I had in mind all those times I said "Hail Bowser"
and "Let's give Bowser the Terra Patches"
Blargghoolio: I don't know what this Terra Quilt business is all about...
...But that Bowser was a real Shoobie, man.
Keiki (GM):
Victory!!
Star Points: 60Star Points
Coins: 106Coins
[MUSIC] Bowser is Angry
Koopeep: THAT IS
Acre: shots fired
Koopeep: oh what's the point anymore
Brownie: I don't really care if you're going to be the Squidward of this party or what, and quite frankly, I don't really care if Bowser wins or not.
Keiki (GM): told!!!
Koopeep sits on the chest
Victor H.: ..........The Squidward of this party.
Koopeep: There goes all my life goals up in smoke
poof
Victor H.: No, this is Patrick.
Koopeep: thanks guys
Bakudan checks Bowser for badges.
Brownie: The bottom line is, if you're resigned to fight against us, then just pluck off and leave. We need to get your loyalties straight, lady.
Bakudan finds a Pity Flower!
Koopeep: MY loyalties?
Mine?
Bakudan: Aw, I bet Iris will like this!
Brownie: I didn't mind that you're buddy buddy with Bowser or whatevs, but handing over the quilts is way out of line.
Koopeep: THAT WAS THE PLAN YOU WALNUT
Brownie: You're lucky it worked out ok for all of us. Well, everybody but that bowser scrub.
Shin: Brownie's right.
Koopeep: Get off your high yoshi, the both of you
Brownie: I could make so many dumb weed jokes right now.
Kapin Rider: Bowser scrub?
Koopeep: Do you think this whole trip has been a pleasure cruise for me?
Kapin Rider: I kinda like the guy.
Acre: hahahaha
Koopeep: AND THEN THERE'S THIS MOTHER FUCKER
Acre: yes
Brownie: FUCK
Kapin Rider places a badge on Bowser.
Garrison Jr.: Who are you punks?
Bowser slowly begins to turn blue.
Garrison Jr.: And where did you come from?
Ake: Oh man, I noticed this on his profile page and I was wondering about that.
Koopeep: What did you just do to Lord Bowser?!
Brownie: Alright, um...
Garrison Jr.: ...uh...
Kapin Rider: Who am I? I'm the legendary Kapin Rider!
Koopeep: What's the matter, jerks? Aren't you gonna run into them full speed and ruin everything?
Garrison Jr. tries to take the badge off Bowser
Bakudan: What are you doing here again?
Brownie: We're gonna wanna leave now.
Kapin Rider: Anyway. Gotta leave with my new friend. Seeya.
Koopeep desperately tries to use Come Back
Koopeep: Just once, let me cheat this out!
Remiel comes behind Kapin Rider and Bowser and the three disappear instantly!
Koopeep: Protect the prince!
oh
Bakudan: ...Huh?
Koopeep: Wh
WH
Acre: ... katars!
Koopeep: WH
WH
WHAAAT
Bakudan: That certainly happened.
Brownie: ...Well, that's kind of my bad, then.
ANYWAY
Bowser Jr.: ... Wuh...?
Koopeep is in a Panic!
Bowser Jr.: Where did daddy go?
Brownie: This really doesn't change anything
SHUT UP
NOBODY CARES DUDE
Bakudan: ...Do you have someone else to take care of you?
Victor H.: ..............Katars.
Garrison Jr.: So, who were those people?
Koopeep: Who cares? They STOLE MY KING!
Shin: I... Hm.
Koopeep: Oh, they're going to pay
Shin: That seemed familiar.
Brownie: That was the guy we think was behind making Mario, well, worse than Bowser.
Blargghoolio: ...Who was that?
Bakudan: Are you going to starve to death if we leave you here?
Blargghoolio: Is that like...some parasite?
Brownie: Hopefully!
Shin: That was the guy with Mario who trounced my shop.
Bowser Jr.: Huh?
Koopeep: I'll go back to the Dark Lands, rally the army, and I will HANG HIM FROM THE BOW OF MY AIRSHIPS
Bakudan: You look too young to live by yourself.
Garrison Jr.: And now Bowser will be helping Mario in his rampage
Bowser Jr.: ... Hey, get away from me punks. I can take care of myself.
Brownie: ...Well I guess that settles the question of Koopeep's loyalties...for now.
Bowser Jr. rights his Koopa Clown Car and slowly hovers out.
Koopeep: Jee, who could have guessed knocking out the strongest king in the world would have negative consequences
Brownie: I said it was "kind of my bad."
Bakudan: ...Maybe we should go see Merlon now.
Brownie: That's about as close as you're getting.
Koopeep: Your grace, wh-when you get back home, make sure you tell everyone how I helped you and your father!
Garrison Jr.: This means we need those Terra Patches even more!
Bowser Jr.: Psh. You wish. You and your stupid friends jumped us!
I'm outta here. Loser.
Brownie looks at the upsidedown portrait
Bowser Jr. leaves.
Koopeep: They aren't my friends, but...
Brownie: Who's this chump?
Koopeep: Y-Your--
That's bowser's father
Morton Koopa Sr.
Brownie: Oh, ok.
Koopeep: Looks just like his grandson
somehow
Maybe it skips a generation
Brownie looks to see if Morton left anything else in the chest.
Acre: uhh no ???
Koopeep: Maybe Bowser did something with his grandma. No one's really sure
Acre: my mario canon says that--
Blargghoolio: Well...are we all done here, bros?
Bob B.: Bowser family history I never wanted to know
Brownie finds a picture of Baby Bowser! Or, well... regular Bowser. As a kid.
Koopeep: Dooooh
Bakudan: I think we should head back to Toadbrook...
Blargghoolio: I could only hold my breath underwater for so long, guys...especially without a diving helmet...
Koopeep: He's not going to get AWAY WITH THIS
oh so THAT's the name of the place
Brownie throws the picture against the rocks.
Koopeep: Toadbrook
ACK
Brownie: Well, I've had quite enough of Bowser for today.
Let's get out of here.
Garrison Jr.: Bakudan has it right.
Blargghoolio: I think we should surf on back.
Shin: I agree. We should regroup back in Toadbrook again.
Koopeep snatches the picture and delicately puts it in her inventory
Brownie: Indeed d00dz
Keiki (GM): And that's the end of that session!
Tiko: huzzah
three cheers
Ake: That was a pretty intense session!
Steev: Lot of emotions came out
Keiki (GM): Group 1
More like
Steev: It's fun being part of a boss battle
Keiki (GM): Group #1
beeoi h.: .
Steev: oooooooh
Acre: :(
Keiki (GM) drops the bomb.
beeoi h.: I wish SV was there but oh well
Good sesh
Keiki (GM) explodes, dealing 1e+24 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Steev: but yeah being part of a boss squad is great you guys should try it
Bakudan: Cake. No.
Keiki (GM): Koopeep was actually MVP for once
Steev: I can do it when it counts!
Blargghoolio: I think I'll take my leave at Toadbrook.
Steev: I'm just...
Tiko: Can confirm that direct combat between players can result in fun times
Steev: not in the sessions often enough when it counts...
Blargghoolio: Don't want to be involved in any more of this dramafest, man.
Tiko: (though can also result in VERY BAD TIMES)
Blargghoolio: My life is too short to deal with this stuff.
Acre: go gambling
casinos are more fun than dinky underwater castles
Blargghoolio: Blargghoolio does enjoy gambling on the side.
Shin: Hey Blargghoolio.
Steev: Now's the part of the story where the splintered part of the group has to work together with the friends she burned bridges with and work together for a common goal
Shin: Thank you for your help.
Blargghoolio: Not as much as picking up gidgets and surfing and going to the gym.
Sidestepper: said a random crab offscreen
Blargghoolio: No problemo, Shy Dude.
It was nice catching up with you and the friends.
Shin: Take these earmuffs, next time you're cold in the deep depths of the ocean.
Koopeep tries to pry a few of the spikes off the treasure chest
Blargghoolio: And it was nice meeting Buzzy Buddy, Babe-omb, and Magihunny, too.
You're all pretty cool.
Oh, man, I hate being cold.
Koopeep 's weak little white mage baby arms aren't strong enough!
Blargghoolio: Thanks for the earmuffs, Shy Dude. You're one big guy.
Shin nods.
Shin: You could say I'm a Big Guy.
Koopeep just takes a selfie with her and the upside down Morton Sr.
Koopeep: I'm keeping my cut of the coins, too!
Sidestepper: nice selfie with a fucking diving helmet on you doodad
Koopeep: Man. THIS close to clobbering Brownie... THIS close...
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah.
Blargghoolio: Shin: You could say I'm a Big Guy.
...But only for me.
Keiki (GM): Everyone definitely leveled up except Koopeep. Who is at 95/100.
Blargghoolio: Anyways, I have to go.
My fire rises.
Bakudan: Put one into Defence for me!
Shin: We may have to meet again someday!