Keiki (GM): So everyone's here. I'm gonna get this shindig started.
beeoi h.: I know the elves are the weakest faction in that universe, which is cool ( though I would prefer they don't exist at all)
Acre: Yes, SV. There was a kid's party yesterday next door.
beeoi h.: And yeah let's get this started
...'Feyesh': ...hardcore 90's kid musi
c
what is ...hardcore 90's kid music
I dunno. I almost want to say nursery songs.
...oh
...'Feyesh': ...nursery songs
beeoi h.: not what I was thinking of
Acre: And they ended in gangam style, so I don't know what age was that aimed for.
beeoi h.: Gangnam style is for all ages.
Bob B.: It was for the parents
Acre: I honestly forgot how to spell it.
Acre: so I just went with gangam
beeoi h.: Oh jeez I actually like this
I will actually mute the C&C music for this
...'Feyesh': Honestly, Shrody had tons of fun pretending to be a "grrl". :)
Acre: two hours of koopa's road (and also trains)
The group had dispatched the last of the automatic Bombshell Blasters.
[MUSIC] Crag Canyon
Victor H.: who's the piranha
...'Feyesh': ATTN: Piranhas
The party regroups on the flatbed traincar after taking care of the cannons.
Shin: Whew... That was tough. I hope not all of Bowser's minions are like that.
Bakudan: Where is Zing, anyway?
Brownie: Nothing to do but sit back and wait for the train to arrive.
Zing had fled to the other train car!
I was tired.
Bakudan: He's always disappearing!
Shin: Think we should hide somewhere? There's plenty of crates around here.
Garrison Jr.: Let's dig through those crates, maybe we can find some useful supplies
Bakudan: That's a smart idea, Garrison!
Shin: If the train arrives, we're going to be sitting in the open on a train flatbed.
Zing Li Fast: This was taking long. I went to feed the birds and return.
I have returned.
Cayleef decides to take his
leef if you catch my drift.
Brownie: Jumping off when we arrive would be the obvious method of procedure.
Bakudan inspects the crate.
Garrison Jr. searches the right crate
Shin: Do a hashtagSmarts check!
Bakudan uses Smarts on Bakudan!
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
There was an error with my formula.
...'Feyesh': ...(S)Marth!
Victor H.: Marth: that was sketchy as fuck
Bob B.: All the graham cracker and Marth you can stomach
Garrison finds a Honey Syrup!
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie: rolling (9+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Dunno why there's Honey Syrup on a train.
Acre: I like how there is a giant crate that is only holding one Honey Syrup container.
Brownie finds a POW Block!
Bob B.: Maybe a guard hid it for a snack
Bakudan jumps in the crate!
Zing Li Fast: It can only mean one thing.
This train es bees
The rest only find miscellaneous junk. Mostly mechanical things.
Iris tries to follow and fumbles.
Garrison Jr. also hides in a crate
Zing Li Fast: ...Pffpffpff.
Using the nickname bestowed on a (S)mon, I will tell its fortune! Today's guest is KOSANJI? :) >:(, with a Chinchou named PHOSPHORA! Now let me see... Mm-hmm... Oh, yes. Hmm... This (S)mon's nickname tells me... The name "PHOSPHORA" really captures the love you have for your (S)mon, KOSANJI? :) >:(! My, my... How can I say this? It's like, it's like, KOSANJI? :) >:(, PHOSPHORA completes you. PHOSPHORA supports you a lot, doesn't it? You have noticed that, right? You better notice it! Yup, that's what "PHOSPHORA" sounds like to my ears. This nickname, well... You did spend 7 seconds on deciding it, so I guess that tells you all you need to know! KOSANJI? :) >:(, you really put a lot into that name, didn't you? But you know, KOSANJI? :) >:(, I've got to say that you pick some fine nicknames for your (S)mon! I hope you'll continue to look after PHOSPHORA with as much care as you clearly put into its name. I hope fate has it in store that we meet again!
The Bowser Train outpaces the more scenic train.
The group cannot see, but it slowly grinds to a halt.
There is some shuffling outside, but it is quickly quiet again.
Garrison Jr.: ...I think things are clear
Shin: Let's head out and see what we're dealing with.
Zing Li Fast: Bowser That is bad.lands.
Bakudan: Oh, what a nice place!
Brownie heads out and sees what he's dealing with.
Bakudan: I guess our other train will probably be here shortly.
Zing Li Fast: this is a great place and I hope to make it my evil lair someday
Garrison Jr.: A direct delivery into the fortress would have been appreciated
... Where's the castle?
Brownie: The heck is this place? What a ripoff, can't see Bowser's troops or even anything they might be interested in.
Zing Li Fast: Where the ...(S) are our tokens
Brownie: Who in their right mind builds a train track that cuts out before a giant cliff?
Shin: ... That could very well be a safety hazard.
Garrison Jr. picks up one of the fallen stars
Shin: Hey, there's the crane we used to get on the train.
Alas, Garrison grabs onto something that may or may not be metaphysically be real.
Fast comet marks!
These wish stars live on in your hearts at least.
Garrison Jr.: Why did they move the crane over there? Its like they're constructing something over the edge
Or trying to lift something up?
Bakudan: Let's investigate!
Zing Li Fast: This blue comet over here is the mark of my ancients.
Garrison Jr. peers over the edge
A crowd of Bowser's minions surround the crane!
Brownie: Yeah, that's what I figured would happen.
Why you guys touchin' stuff you shouldn't touch?
Garrison Jr.: My eyesight has gotten a lot worse since my last checkup
Zing Li Fast: Hello, proud settlers!
I have come tonight to deliver a notice of annexation!
Brownie sneaks off to the north
Garrison Jr.: Let's get some espionage going on them
"Gwar har har! The old vessel still floats!"
The minions seem to cheer!
Zing Li Fast is lagging like hell
Zing Li Fast hits the broque over here
Brownie: Aw sweet, Zing Li, get the item.
Bakudan, Garrison, and a random Piranha Plant spy on a submarine!
Brownie: Was wondering how we'd make it up there.
Zing Li Fast: I continue to fly! is how.
Victor H.: :awe:: the BROque
Bowser re-enters the submarine, and the sub dives into the water to the cheers of many Koopas!
Bakudan: (Well... guess it won't be so easy seeing Bowser, huh?)
Koopatrol: ... Huh. I wonder what we do now.
Acre: ...he's headed straight to the rocks
gg bowser
also, seagull bro
Zing Li Fast finds
15 coins!
Garrison Jr.: If we can find where he's going, maybe we can meet him there
...'Feyesh': Surely he's ust going to stop over there and tattle the rock.
Brownie: Can I climb up here?
Zing Li Fast: I love me some extra monkey
Zing Li Fast crashes into this rock, trying to blow it up
Keiki (GM): Power check that, son
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast succeeds in giving himself a headache!
Two successes, marn.
Bakudan: (What should we do, Garrison?)
(We just lost what we came here for.)
Zing Li Fast: What a pretty view!
Garrison Jr.: (We need to find out where he's going. I don't think it'll be easy to interrogate these soldiers though)
Bakudan: (Do you think he'd leave a paper trail around here?)
Zing Li Fast hits the broque over here
Brownie climbs until the GM tells him he can't
WHAT
Garrison Jr.: (He might. Let's try sneaking into the crane)
Keiki (GM): Oops. We'll just have to live!
Zing Li Fast: Aww man, damn them empty broques.
They already have no value.
Garrison Jr. tries to quietly slip into the crane's cabin
Bakudan: (Is there anyone inside?)
Zing Li Fast also enters the housez
Keiki (GM): Man stick together nigs
beeoi h.: not derailing = too hard. flop.
Garrison Jr.: (Nothing there. Where did the others go?)
Bakudan: (...Good question, I can't see them. Maybe we should look for them? I hope they didn't get kidnapped.)
(Hi Shin!)
...'Feyesh': Smallzingmanconcurs.
Oh hey guys. Brownie and Zing went off to do their own thing!
Garrison Jr.: (We don't need a recue mission on top of everything else. Let's check up there)
Zing Li Fast: Damn right, Goddy.
Bakudan: (Thanks God voice!)
Garrison Jr.: (I didn't know you were a ventriloquist, Shin!)
Bakudan: (Wanna follow them then, Shin?)
Shin: (Sure! Let's sneak off from this scene...)
Garrison Jr.: First, though...
Bakudan: (...It's shaped like Garcleft's butt.)
Garrison Jr. hits left block
Bakudan: (It... it offends me.)
Zing Li Fast: BUT! only if ye be men of large butts.
Acre: ... garcleft's butt
Garrison finds a Super Shroom!
...'Feyesh': ...garcleft's butt
Garrison Jr. hits brick as well
Garrison Jr.: Finally, I have some funding
You should take the other block, Bakudan
Bakudan finds a Thunderbolt!
Garrison Jr.: Right, let's try hiking up here
Shin: Man, I hope they didn't get caught by Bowser's minions!
Bakudan: Me too, that'd really suck. Maybe they're around here?
Brownie: Wonder where the others are.
Also, Zing, it it just me, or does this door take forever to open?
Shin: Oh hey, I think I see the two!
Zing Li Fast: Maybe it's jammed...
I wonder if I can extract some Jammin' Jelly out of it.
Bakudan: Oh hey, is that a house over there?
Brownie: Lucky for you I GOT A LOCK PICK
Bakudan: Maybe we'll find something on where Bowser's headed there.
Keiki (GM): It's hard to do two groups at once! But here you go, son
Zing Li Fast: lockpick fetish
Brownie blasts the door down with a shotgun
Brownie remembers this isn't shadowrun
Zing Li Fast: That's too violent.
Victor H.: .......a shotgun
Garrison Jr.: There's a Shine Sprite here, too!
Victor H.: ......Nothing personnel......kid.....
Bakudan: Hey Shin, you should hit this block while you're here!
Peaceful Koopa: Oh, hello. Uh, welcome!
Zing Li Fast: ...Peaceful Koopa
Hello, ...Peaceful Koopa
Zing Li Fast: Do you like peace? I sure love me some chess peaces.
Brownie: Hey..."Peaceful Koopa", did you know you're living in a draconian wasteland of Bowser loyalists?
Shin finds a Flower Finder badge!
Zing Li Fast: ...draconian wasteland
Bakudan: Let's go catch up with the others.
...'Feyesh': Brownie was born with a gift. Son, you were born with a special shotgun. Now grow to be brown, and despise me forever!
Keiki (GM): So who got the shine sprite?
Shin: I guess we should go hiking!
... I guess they randomly went off this way.
Bakudan: ...(Is it okay if I blow up this crude, crude rock?)
(I don't want to make too much noise..)
(But... ugh!)
The crowd seems to have dissipated.
Garrison Jr.: (They'll understand)
Bakudan: Hmm, seems safe!
Bakudan explodes, dealing
0 damage to anyone immediately around her!
...
How'd Brownie get up there?
Garrison Jr.: You've found our way up!
Bakudan: Probably rode Zing I guess.
beeoi h.: I walked around?
Garrison Jr.: His turn to be the sled rider
...'Feyesh': He can flutter aROUND plACES!
Hits the brick block, gaining
11 coins!
beeoi h.: Inflate himself
beeoi h.: Just like a balloon
...'Feyesh': This crazy Yishi.
Shin: I think they went in here.
Garrison Jr.: Who'd be living way out here? Well, let's check it out!
Garrison Jr.: ...this place is pretty small. Maybe we shouldn't have all come in
Bakudan: You're a very friendly looking koopa!
...'Feyesh': Maybe having two GMs would be a solution?
Peaceful Koopa: Oh hey! I was just having a
really intense chat.
With no words at all!
After a very intense chatting session.
Garrison Jr.: What do you know about what Bowser has been doing around here?
Keiki (GM): It would be a solution but I would prefer if you guys split up, you'd do it in an organized fashion.
Zing Li Fast: Brownie: WHAT THE HELL, MY DIALOG IS GETTING INTERRUPTED
Shin: LESBIAN GOD BLACK CIRCLE! D:
beeoi h.: I literally said "climbs until the DM tells him not to", if at any point you said "you can't climb further" I would have stopped
Keiki (GM): My silence does not imply consent
Keiki (GM): It implies I'm busy typing something for someone else
beeoi h.: Well roll20 wasn't showing that, so either roll20 sucks or that wasn't the case. Possibly both.
Anyway CAN I LEARN THIS KOOPA'S LIFE STORY ALREADY
...'Feyesh': "To climbs up mountains"
Acre: he's a koopa and he's peaceful
or she, whichever
Peaceful Koopa: Bowser? Well... He's been in the area alright. That train of his makes a big ruckus.
Bakudan: Do you know for what purpose?
Zing Li Fast: Is he a threat to the peaceful Koopas of this Victinity?
Peaceful Koopa: Hm... Not really. There was something that crashed into the ocean several years ago, but I doubt that has anything to do with it.
Garrison Jr.: That sounds like the submarine he rode off in
Bakudan: What if it has to do with Mario's new friend?
Peaceful Koopa: Are you folks with Bowser?
Bakudan: Not me. We have a friend who i.
*is
Garrison Jr.: I would never follow him!
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish is not a fetish I have.
Garrison Jr.: Are YOU a Bowser sympathizer?
Zing Li Fast: prollynotlol
Brownie: I was kind of waitin' on that myself.
Peaceful Koopa: Can't say I've minded myself with the Bowser politics for a long time.
Brownie: Some would say neutrality implies consent, yishi.
But its none of my bees wax, especially if you can help us.
Zing Li Fast: consent fetish
His consent is forced. What could a Peaceful Koopa do?
Peaceful Koopa: Well... If you need a place to stay, for just a few coin I can help you rest up.
Zing Li Fast: He can't. It's a flop20 glitch.
Bakudan: I think Shin could use a rest. How many coins, exactly?
Brownie: Shin might, but I ain't payin' for it.
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Brownie: Personally I feel just gr8.
Peaceful Koopa: Three coins!
Bakudan pays three coins for Shin.
Garrison Jr.: Well, we should take the chance to rest while we can
Bakudan: And don't say no.
... No means no!
Brownie: Three coins?! ...(S) yishi you are giving out charity at these rates.
Bakudan: Then buy a snack or something!
Peaceful Koopa: Well, you see the beds?
Zing Li Fast: He is a gr8 peaceful marn, marn.
Brownie: Speaking of which, is there a vending machine around here? I could use something more filling than...Gradual Syrup
Peaceful Koopa: I know it's just a few blankets on the ground. But I'm sure with enough mental gymnastics you can fool yourself into taking a good nap.
Zing Li Fast: ...Gradual Syrup
Iris inspects the green/pink thing behind the koopa.
Shin: Fine. I suppose I'll rest!
Brownie: You ain't given yourself enough credit here, this is good sleep material.
Iris looks at a cactus. Careful not to get pricked!
Brownie: I was actually wondering about some tasty facts.
Iris: (I wanna be a kawaii plant like that some day.)
Zing Li Fast: ...KawaiiPiranhaGaming
Brownie: You know where Bowser is, or what he's up to lately?
Zing Li Fast: Iris - A Documentary
Peaceful Koopa: I hear some things blowing on the wind that he's looking for something. Maybe he lost it.
Bakudan: If he's using a submarine, do you think it's underwater?
Brownie: ...If he's using a submarine, do you think it's underwater?
Peaceful Koopa: Well... I'm 100% certain it'd have to be underwater if he's using a submarine.
Brownie: I want you to think about what you just said, Bakudan.
Zing Li Fast: Board the Koopeep Sub
He might land on an island somewhere.
In which case, we could fly.
Peaceful Koopa: He could be sneaking under a boat, maybe.
Brownie: Bowser's got ships, don't he?
Bakudan: Which wouldn't be underwater!
Garrison Jr.: He could go by air himself if it were an island
Brownie: I figure submarine is more suited for the life aquatic, as it were.
Bakudan: Well, why are we even asking further then? Let's find a way to get underwater and start searching.
Brownie: Leave this for the peeps with 5 smarts and over, son.
It ain't that easy.
Zing Li Fast: how do you get incredibly suggestive scuba gear
Brownie: How do we get a water? I'm no cheep-cheep.
I'm not sure. Get a sub of your own? It's a mystery.
There was a washed-up whaler though.
Bakudan: Let's just dive into the water and swim.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe you could turn into a sub, Brownie
Brownie: I would if I could.
Bakudan: Where did it wash up?
Peaceful Koopa: Maybe it has diving equipment.
Brownie: Where's one of those crazy Yishi blocks.
Perfect.
Zing Li Fast: I also wanna be a goddamn sub.
Brownie: Let's go find that whaler, then.
Where's the whaler, in Whales?
Zing Li Fast: hot old whales
Peaceful Koopa: I think it's out west of here. Near the spires. Was it...? I can't recall.
Brownie: Whale's the whaler*
Brownie: Perfect. Let's get goin.
Zing Li Fast also gets goin'
Bakudan: Thank you very much, koopa! Take care of Shin!
Iris!
Roll for birds!
what
huh
bees
BRRD
BRRD
Iris attempts to mind control Goonie.
Mind control seems ineffective! For now.
Bakudan: Any of you see the whaler, whatever that is?
Zing Li Fast: noooo birdy D=
Garrison Jr.: Not from here, but I do see a path that will take us west!
Keiki (GM): Make a smarts check!
Bakudan uses Smarts on Brownie!
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie: rolling (9+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses some smarts.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
No boat could be really seen, though some sillouettes could vaguely be seen as boatz.
Brownie: I see Shadow Boats.
Bakudan: Let's jump off this cliff!
Brownie: What could go wrong!
Brownie jumps off the cliff, trying to slide to the archipelago, which he spells correctly
Keiki (GM): Coolness check!
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (5+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie does a triple flip and a meow.
Bakudan attempts to use suicide jump!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to be cool.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast ...(S)ing hard rolls.
beeoi h.: Man the one guy that doesn't make this jump is going to be such a loser
Zing tries to be cool even when he doesn't need to be. It's a bitchin' slide.
Garrison Jr. slides down the cliff, recklessly
Garrison Jr. tries to be cool.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (4+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bob B.: Looks like it's me
Garrison tumbles into the water!
...'Feyesh': ...flippity FLOP
Garrison Jr.: blrbleblrblrb
... Luckily, he doesn't drown thanks to his water-treading boots.
Garrison Jr.: ...or right, I knew that
Iris attempts to use jump!
Iris knows about timed hits!
Iris: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: That is gewd.
Blarghoolio is in the water being gnarly as heck.
Garrison Jr. paddles on over
Zing Li Fast: oh hey son hey
Bakudan: ...What _is_ that?
Brownie: Oh snap, what's this guy doing back?
Blargghoolio: Whoa, Brownie bro and Bullet Dude! Shaka, man.
Zing Li Fast: ...Chaos_Is_Power
Brownie: Same to you "bro"
Blargghoolio: Didn't expect to see you two dudes here.
What's hangin'?
Zing Li Fast: After ...gettin' a wife!, we moved on to less mundane objectives in life.
Such as jumping around rocks.
Blargghoolio: And does your little beetle gidget need to learn how to surf? It's a lot more gnarly than just walking on water, even if it's like....Jesus, man.
Bakudan: ...This guy's weird.
Brownie: You get used to him.
Garrison Jr.: I'm not some young hooligan! ...who are you, anyway?
Brownie: Wonder where that...Chargin' Chuck is now.
Blargghoolio: Hello, gidget! Don't get too close. My hot bod might just make you explode, baby.
Bakudan: I think it's time to go.
Blargghoolio: Yeah, quarterbro was a cool guy. We still hang out at the club every now and then. But I think he's been busy with chicks or something.
Bakudan: Look! I found a convenient exit right here.
Zing Li Fast: ...Chinese waifus.
Blargghoolio: Hey, can I swing on by? I haven't tested out these muscles in a while and I want to catch up with some of Broshi's buds!
I think we need all the help we can get.
Zing Li Fast: Follow us and enjoy>_>
Blargghoolio swims on some A-frames and creates some tubular spins.
Keiki (GM): Does this come naturally to you Bitto
Garrison Jr.: So, who IS this guy?
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Bob B.: Oh, Bitto's playing him
Bakudan: Someone I'm ashamed my friends associate with.
Garrison would know this, if only he read the manga!
Zing Li Fast: He was one cool dude who helped us in that sidequest you signed up for, but didn't show up in, Garrison. :(
Several spires loom over the ocean. The gulls caw incessantly.
Bakudan: Must resist rolling for birds... argh.
Brownie: I doubt even Zing can fly this high.
What do we do?
Zing Li Fast hits the broque
Blargghoolio: Broshi...I think it's time for your buds to graduate from Shoobies...to surfers.
Bakudan pulls out a Mushroom.
Bakudan: Heeere birdie birdie!
Brownie: I haven't got a board, "bro"
Blargghoolio: I think it's time to get radical.
Zing Li finds a Fire Flower!
Blargghoolio: You could use my board, man! Treat her nicely. We went through a lot together.
Blargghoolio: Break-ups. Make-ups. All of that jazz.
Brownie: I dunno, if someone's going to surf across, shouldn't it be you? Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment.
Bakudan: Birdie birdbird!
Bakudan clucks, waving the mushroom around.
Goonie takes interest to Bakudan's clucking.
Bakudan offers the mushroom.
Zing Li Fast: This is taking long. Someone should feed the birds and return.
Blargghoolio: A cool surfer always lets everyone take a chance at surfing. 'Sides, if I go first, I might embarrass you all...not that I'm amazing or anything, but you know....this is what I do for a living!
Bakudan: May I please have a ride?
Brownie: Well if we're gettin' rides from ...(S)ing birds now, I guess I owe it to myself to give it a shot.
Brownie grabs the surfb0red
Blargghoolio gives the surfboard to Brownie while chillin' on a rock crag.
Brownie's about to rad get his surfing on. Probably.
Brownie tries to Snarfboard across the ocean.
Keiki (GM): Coolness check!
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (5+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast soars over the water like a surfin' glider
beeoi h.: I am on a ROLL today
Zing Li Fast tries to be cool.
Zing Li Fast: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie struggles, but manages to right himself. In fact... he manages to ride that surf!
Blargghoolio: Man. The crashing waves. The call of the seagulls flying majestically through the air. The fresh scent of the ocean flying through the air. I love the ocean, man.
Whoa. Tub. U. Lar.
Bakudan: You guys are pretty good at that!
Blargghoolio: That was epic, man. You totally hit a nice akaw.
Brownie: Apparently these are waves that move away from land, too!
Zing Li Fast: epic. epic.
Garrison Jr.: We should get searching! Bowser is getting further from us every moment
Acre: Is akaw even a real thing?
Brownie: Is it even possible for any of us to get that shine besides Zing?
Brownie surfs around like a cool kid.
beeoi h.: Can't he get his second upgrade by now, anyway?
Garrison Jr.: I mean lets hit those gnarly waves bro!
Keiki (GM): I suppose he could.
Zing Li Fast hits the Shine Sprite
Bakudan would like to direct the seagull to the boat.
Garrison Jr. dogpaddles around, cooly
Blargghoolio: Yo, plant ball bro...how are you gonna get across?
Brownie: I'm afraid I'm going to have to get some UNREAL AIR to reach that ship.
Keiki (GM): Coolness check for Bakudan!
Zing Li Fast: ...UNREAL AIR
Bakudan attempts to use mad seagull riding!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
The Goonie seeeems to get the idea.
... But might not after all. Bakudan lands in the nest!
Oof!
Hello, eggs.
Bakudan looks in the nest for other things it might've dropped off.
Bakudan uses Smarts on Bakudan!
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan sees something glint in the hay.
Blargghoolio: Man, what a creative bunch of dudes. I would have thought the only way to get across is surfing, but I guess I learn something new all the time.
Bakudan attempts to grasp at it, but fails! It's slipping from her inexistant grasp!
Blargghoolio: Speaking of which...I need to get across now without a surfboard, since it looks like Broshi is using it for the moment...
The shiny falls toward the ocean...
Blargghoolio looks at the rock crags and tries to break one off using his hands.
Brownie tries to catch it
Keiki (GM): Coolness tubular radical check!
And a Power check for Bitto.
Brownie tries to be cool.
Brownie: rolling (5+0)d6>4
= 0 Successes
Figured that would happen eventually.
Victor H.: Wow, so uncool.
Acre: I think someone needs a sense of perspective, bree.
Brownie: Not even a stat I have a high amount in.
Zing Li Fast admires the bootiful sunset instead
Blargghoolio displays raw power.
Blargghoolio: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
The key tumbles into the waters below!
Keiki (GM): Roll one more d6, Beepo.
Da surfboard.
Victor H.: Surfboard is extra cool.
Blarghoolio breaks off a chunk of rock and makes his own makeshift surfboard!
Blargghoolio: Rock on. Climb on, plant buddy. We're gonna make new strides with these waves.
Garrison Jr. paddles over to the boat's rope in a totally awesome manner
: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie: That was LITERALLY clutch.
Victor H.: Surfboard hype.
Brownie fails at grabbing the shiny... but it plinks right onto his surfboard!
... Hoip!
Garrison Jr.: Time to commandeer this vessel!
Blargghoolio wants to...Ride that surf!
Garrison Jr. tries to climb up the rope
Bakudan admires the sunset.
Blargghoolio totally knows how to ride that surf.
Brownie: Sick waves, brah
Keiki (GM): Power check! And because I think Buzzy Beetles are used to climbing, at 1 to it.
*add
Garrison Jr. displays raw power.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+1)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Blargghoolio ollies out off of a surf and fistbumps Broshi before continuing his way cool surf moves.
Brownie: This is too much gnarly for me, I'm getting an overdose.
Anyone scope out the whaler?
Bakudan jumps off and into the water, then catches up to the others.
It's not much, but Garrison manages to clutch onto the cable thanks to his extensive training and his own heritage as a Buzzy Beetle.
Blargghoolio looks for a whaler or a tuna.
Bakudan just kinda... bobs.
Bakudan is pretty buoyant.
Garrison Jr.: It has been... too long.. since basic training... (in a muffled manner
Garrison makes his way onto the rusted whaler.
...'Feyesh': ..."bobs"-omb
Garrison finds a rusted chest!
Victor H.: Wait, if Brownie touches the water, does he disintegrate like in Sunshine?
Garrison Jr.: Now, what do we have here?
Garrison Jr. tries to open the chest
Keiki (GM): That was always silly.
Acre: yoshis can swin in yoshi's island. kind of
beeoi h.: That's what I've been pretending, but I've been in sewer water, so no.
Keiki (GM): And Brownie is from YI.
beeoi h.: Also, he can swim in Galaxy 2.
Brownie surfs over Bakudan
Brownie: Is that an achor?
Garrison Jr. tries to shoot open the chest
Brownie does gnarly tubular goddamn shit off of Bakudan.
Garrison Jr. with a determined brow on his face
Victor H.: Whoa, you just ramped her.
Bakudan attempts to use Bomb!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Garrison Jr. displays raw power.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan explodes, dealing
4 damage to anyone immediately around her!
...'Feyesh' just admires the sunsetjnorn
Garrison tries to blow open the chest, but it seems reinforced!
Zing Li Fast does as his "master"
Blargghoolio: Let's try to climb this rope.
I'll go last, though...you all don't want to see my bottom, trust me.
Garrison Jr. takes a search around the ship
Bakudan tries to climb the rope.
Brownie: I'll take your word for it.
Keiki (GM): Power checks, the lot of ya!
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Brownie discards the snarfboard and climbs up
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan climbs with no effort, despite not having arms.
Blargghoolio grabs the surfboard before ollie outing onto the rope.
Key.
Blargghoolio displays raw power.
Blargghoolio: rolling (7+0)d6>4
= 4 Successes
Brownie finds... A bunch of vintage diving helmets!
Brownie: Today was a good day.
Let's get to work!
Brownie: YO EVERYONE, WE GOT DIVING GEAR
Acre: I first read that as viking diving helmets.
Iris pisses off to go hang out with Shin. Fuck the water.
Brownie equips himself and tosses two over two Bakudan and Garrison
Blargghoolio: ...Whoa....waves.
Blargghoolio: ...But underwater.
Garrison Jr. grabs a helmet
Garrison Jr.: and puts it on
Blargghoolio takes a helmet and puts it on.
Bakudan equips it and promptly dives off the boat.
Keiki (GM): Want to take a quick break? I want to get something to eat!
Brownie ground pounds off the boat
Garrison Jr. searches around the rest of the ship
Blargghoolio gets on his surfboard and surfs down the mountain before jumping off the board and diving straight in.
beeoi h.: Yeah I've got to change some stuff
Ake: Sure! I'd love to cook something too.
beeoi h.: And listen to the final battle theme from Dream Team
Blargghoolio tries to be cool.
Blargghoolio: rolling (4+1)d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: I also want some incredibly suggestive scuba gear.
Keiki (GM): Let's say we finish up at... 9!
...'Feyesh': HEFF play it instead =/
Brownie: Here ya go, son.
Bob B.: Whirly: Seriouslyyy
beeoi h.: I probably should, though I poiled all the music.
...'Feyesh': That is barribad.
Acre: how come you guys got things done while my group spent all this time trying to make kreg crossdress
Victor H.: was this underwater?
beeoi h.: It doesnt' seem like "my thing" though the music is nice
Because of me (sunglasses emote)
But no, this group is pretty productive in general
...'Feyesh': It is "my thing".
.
Victor H.: I think Group 1 has always been the more productive group
...'Feyesh': And the answer for that is because Shrody thoroughly enjoyed being a "grrl". :)
hee hee
btw acre final chapter sucks
I hate sleep
Acre: get to it you dopey bastard
Acre: cake should rank the characters imo
beeoi h.: He already did?
because it's fun
I guess
...'Feyesh': Whispy ranks his classmates!
Keiki (GM): I should rank my classmates.
Keiki (GM): Please make the first post in it Beepo
Victor H.: WORST. TOPIC. EVER.
Bob B.: Whirly: Bree wrote a diary log about his peers like a detective creeper person
Whirly: They found out
...'Feyesh': ........They found out
how
beeoi h.: Wow, that sucks
I would never do something like that, it's "creepy"
...'Feyesh': I don't need no damn diary to know about my pears.
Blargghoolio: California Blarggs
We're unforgettable
6-pack abs, bikinis on top
Flaming skin, so hot
We'll melt your enemies
Oh oh oh oh
California Blarggs
We're undeniable
Cool, cray, crunk
We surf it on rocks
Bitto represent
Now put your hands up
Oh oh oh oh
...'Feyesh': ..."cali" blarrgs
Keiki (GM): ... Fucking incredible.
...'Feyesh': Flaming skin, damn hot>_>
Keiki (GM): So what do you guys think about all the checks you guys have been doing?
Bob B.: Whirly: Surfing on rocks is dumb. Imagine all the wax you gotta use on your board, man
...'Feyesh': They're very checky. And stuff.
beeoi h.: Are you asking if it's a bad thing or not?
Certainly not, if I wanted to just make beleve with no dice I'd be LARPing.
Victor H.: I like checks if there's something on the line.
Bob B.: Whirly: Hoping that there's DM balance if checks fail to keep things interesting
Victor H.: I want stakes.
Keiki (GM): If you guys thought it was fun to roll dice for more mundane things. Well. Not that mundane.
Bob B.: Whirly: So it's not necessary?
...'Feyesh': Whatever is more "dopey" is what I want.
beeoi h.: In RAW Shadowrun there's a very long list of things you make checks for, and I was going to make something like that, but I couldn't be bothered
...'Feyesh': So if rolling is mundane, I want to ...(S)ing roll.
Acre: Rool the dice to find out if you touch the spike or not
... rool
beeoi h.: I don't see anything wrong with "freeform checks" if the stats are clearly defined
Bob B.: Whirly: What are freeform
beeoi h.: Freeform as in "The DM says you have to so you do
Keiki (GM): Yeah. I've kinda merged Coolness as being both diplomacy and RAD STUNTS
Acre: Coolness is everything
Tiko: Personally, I'm of the philosophy that dice should only be rolled when there's a) meaningful chance for either success or failure and b) there are meaningful consequences for success or failure.
Victor H.: Putin: I was gonna detonate nukes to America until I saw how cool Obama is.
beeoi h.: He said that for real
I read that on The Onion
Tiko: Of course there's always exceptions; die rolls can be good ways to "test the breeze" so to speak
Amongst other reasons/methods to roll dice
Victor H.: I'm rolling dice to gamble.
beeoi h.: ...So dice rolls should always be meaningful, except when they aren't
Victor H. wants to get..."Snake Eyes"
Tiko: All rules have exceptions, those exceptions should just be used rarely
Victor H.: rolling 2d6
= 7
.
Tiko: And with understanding on WHY you're using them
Ake: "I'd like to smoke a cigarette." And then the DM rolls some dice, writes something down, and doesn't tell anyone what it means.
Tiko: But this stuff varies by group to group
...'Feyesh' Victor ...........had to use it in a debate
Tiko: some groups just like rolling the bones for stuff, which is cool
Bob B.: Hidden cancer checks. I slightly approve
beeoi h.: Well in Shadowrun (in many other settings) that would be a drug.
Victor H.: ....Breaking Bad tabletop.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. Break time over.
beeoi h.: Breaking Bad tabletop
So like, d20 modern
Victor H. wants to..."cook."
beeoi h. want to..."dive."
...'Feyesh' wants to ..."The_Sleep".
beeoi h.: The only thing I know about breaking bad is that HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS and that one scene where a guy rigs explosives to a wheelchair
What are we going to do over the ocean, onii-san?
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Victor H.: it is a deep show with deep themes. deep.
Keiki (GM): Speaking of cooking
Keiki (GM): I made fucking cooking rules if you ever had the tools to do it or made a character that just loves cooking
I look so damn rad.
Blargghoolio holds his breath since he lacks a diving helmet.
Acre: I like the sound of cooking
Zing Li Fast: Like the freakin' sealab over here.
Garrison Jr. searches the boat for harpoons or something first
Brownie: I wish I remembered any sealab lines
Bob B.: Whirly: There could be something in the lower chambers
Victor H.: That was a "dopey" link, Beepo
Zing Li Fast: It is on my rewatch list.
Keiki (GM): So do you guys want to dive unda duh see?
Blargghoolio: Let's dive in.
Blarghoolio is used to the water, and frequently holds his breath!
Garrison Jr. dies elegantly off the ship, then swims deeper
[MUSIC] Bowser Ocean
[MUSIC] Underwater
Acre: ... underwater world
Keiki (GM): "dies elegantly"
Bob B.: Whirly: Ocean spermie worm bubbles
Acre: The fabled underwater world.
Victor H.: was this underwater?
...'Feyesh': This is a really beautiful map, Cake.
Victor H.: ....Bowser Ocean.
Zing Li Fast: ...Bowser Ocean
Victor H.: This is pretty amusing since I just took a scuba diving class.
Zing Li Fast: Look mommy, I'm swimming around in Blooper Land!
Victor H.: And all of this is kind of impossible.
Brownie: I see nothing wrong with taking this shine sprite that is in no way a trap.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative, Brownie!
[MUSIC] Battle 3
Victor H.: But it's okay because we're playing a tabletop based off of Mario enemies.
NOTHING WRONG HERE
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Victor H.: I would say, but saying means I would be losing oxygen.
Brownie: I am getting attacked by ...(S)ing shrimp
Victor H.: So I would handgesture "yes" to you.
Bob B.: I feel Garrison is a very realistic character
Bakudan: Brownie needs help!
Jelectro takes initiative!
Jelectro: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr.: Move in to support!
Brownie: Yeah, you do that bub.
Victor H. takes initiative!
Victor H.: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Jelectro get the jump on Brownie!
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Victor H.: there's four of em, marn
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie: Flib you too, kid.
Ake: That's such a cute sound!
Brownie: What, are you going to make me admit I'm Kira?
Keiki (GM): he's attackin' ya son
Bob B.: Whirly: The gray reef closest to us looks like a bong-like structure
Keiki (GM): You still get to dodge, even though it's an ambush!
Oh yeah, dank battle music.
Brownie tries to dodge Jelectro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Jelectro bumps into Brownie, shocking and dealing
4 damage!
Victor H.: Brownie: What, are you going to make me admit I'm Kira?
I fucking choked.
Jelectro is flubbing around with macros!
Acre: Are you guys even allowed to participate?
Zing Li Fast: Well, these things look scary, so I'm just gonna stay here.
Good luck, HEFFie.
Jelectro creates a static orb regardless. It has a static range that extends 7.5 feet and shocks for 1 damage per turn.
Brownie: Regardless of what happens
Two more perform the same action!
I'm getting this ...(S)ing shine sprite
Bakudan: Zing, perhaps you should use your cogs move to help us reach Brownie faster!
You FP me up l8r.
Zing Li Fast: Let's ...(S)ing do this.
Zing Li Fast attempts to use Co-Co-Co-Cogs!
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast pulls out magical, time altering Co-Co-Co-Cogs!
Wario's voice is heard from nowhere, saying "Hurry up!" All allies in a
10 foot radius will now be able to move twice on their next action!
Blargghoolio: I've been blessed by the fast. Thanks bullet dude.
Bakudan: Thanks Zing! You're a life saver!
Enjoy the Joy!
Bakudan, Garrison, and Blargghoolio feel the cog's power!
Zing Li Fast: Cog_Is_Power
Garrison Jr.: These little legs of mine have never felt so fast!
Brownie: I really could use some fast right about now.
PrinceShroob: Wait, Group 1 has 7 players now!?
Victor H.: I'm a "special guest appearance"
Zing Li Fast: Fast d00ds on the way!
Victor H.: Like when Bill Clinton shows up on SNL
He's not there forever
Tiko: (I am a mere observer)
Keiki (GM): Blargghoolio is tagging along because it's the ocean and Steev's gone.
Besides, I've always been a GMPC.
Bob B.: Whirly: Does that 7 include me =D
Victor H.: Cake is a real GIMP.
beeoi h.: No it doesn't include your ice cream cone
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, my turn, my bad.
Acre: I wanna see Koopeep's super show
PrinceShroob: This completely ruins Shrody's secret plans to abandon Group 2 to go join Group 1 in an attempt to leave Brad behind.
Keiki (GM): Hope you weren't timing that one, Ake.
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bob B.: Is Shin still resting at that Koopa's house?
Brownie tries to dodge Jelectro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Yes. Probalby for the best.
Victor H.: is that a bubble next to brownie or is it another jelectro
Zing Li Fast: ...Jelectro
Victor H.: ...We'll never tattle Jelectro...flop...
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: I...I'm gonna do it!
When my turn comes up, that is.
Brownie tries to dodge Jelectro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
I got crit
Zing Li Fast: A critical hit.
Acre: nailed the weak spot
Jelectro bumps into Brownie, shocking and dealing
4 damage!
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
PrinceShroob: Why do people even say "Doh I missed" anyways?
Brownie tries to dodge Jelectro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Victor H.: .............you jelly?
PrinceShroob: When did that even start?
Bob B.: Wario in Mario Party
Jelectro bumps into Brownie, shocking and dealing
4 damage!
PrinceShroob: No, I mean when did people actually start saying that?
Victor H.: ...I've always said it since I heard it in Mario Party
Ake: This is the first time I've ever heard it.
beeoi h.: Wait since when does 3/3 = hit for enemy?
It doesn't even work that way in shadowrun
PrinceShroob: Since forever.
Victor H.: usually I don't have a reason to say DOH I MISSED
Acre: actually, mario party is like from 1996 or somthing
PrinceShroob: Ties always go to the attacker.
Zing Li Fast: 98 I think?
Victor H.: But wario showed p early when he said something like..."Hurry up!"
beeoi h.: I thought it was always players, but ok, I guess that makes sense
Victor H.: and it made me think DOH I MISSED
...'Feyesh': Always players would be better because group 1/group 2 master race.
Jelectro makes a static orb! It's getting hecka shocking in here.
Brownie: Only one way out of this.
beeoi h.: Is my movement limited in water?
Wait what does that mean.
Oh, damage.
Acre: Wow, Mario Party came out in 1998.
beeoi h.: Well, I'm dead.
Victor H.: how do you make the onomatopoeia for a yoshi dying
is it like OWOWOWOWOWOWowowowow
Keiki (GM): Mm. Good point. I think I'll go easy since I forgot and say it's 15 feet.
beeoi h.: AARIAOIRAORROAA
...'Feyesh': see I was right
Acre: mp1 2 and 3 came out a year apart from each other
Brownie: In the works of Shulk...
words*
"This is bad".
Acre: and so did 4, 5, 6 and 7
Brownie swims away into the rough!
Brownie uses his HP drain item on one of the jelliez
beeoi h.: Closest, whatever
...'Feyesh': jelliez, gamers.
Bob B.: How far can I move?
Ake: But you can move twice I think.
Keiki (GM): Underwater kinda nulls the water treading boots.
You can move and attack twice.
Bakudan: But then I also think if you don't use an action, you can move twice anyway, so you can move up to four times.
Keiki (GM): But this turn only.
beeoi h.: I briefly considered going on fire underwater just to see if anything stupid would happen, but didnt' want to waste my life
PrinceShroob: How is the lava character underwater?
Bob B. attempts to use ConcussiveShot!
Bob B. knows about timed hits!
Bob B.: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bob B.: On the jelly nearest me
Victor H.: Because I'm Blargghoolio.
Acre: He's holding his breath.
beeoi h.: I mean if that makes sense, I figure my PH133R move would
Bap him.
Bob B. fires a concussive shot at Jelectro, dealing
3 damage! Jelectro is
not dizzy !
Garrison Jr.: Whirly: The MAGmitude of his heart surpasses science
Bob B. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Jelectro, dealing
5 damage!
Bob B. utilizes inner Power on Jelectro!
Bob B.: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Garrison is getting close to the electricity!
Bob B. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Jelectro, dealing
5 damage!
Acre: why is the electricity not electrocuting everyone underwater omg so unrealistic
Bob B.: On the nearest one
Brownie: ｓｗｅａｒ ｔｏ ｇｏｄ ｉｆ ａｎｙ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ ｍｏｔｈｅｒｆｕｃｋｅｒｓ ｓｔｅａｌ ｔｈｅ ｓｈｉｎｅ ｓｐｒｉｔｅ ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅ ｉｎ ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓ ｔｒｏｕｂｌｅ
Bob B.: Whirly: You would've been dead otherwise, call it even
Keiki (GM): Blaaaaargghoolio!
Blargghoolio: Alright, Broshi, heads up!
Blargghoolio wants to use..."Too Hot>_>" on Brownie.
Blargghoolio attempts to use TooHot!
PrinceShroob: What's unrealistic is whoever the firey guy is being underwater.
Blargghoolio knows about timed hits!
Blargghoolio: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ..."Too Hot>_>"
there was a firebar underwater in smb1
it's ok
PrinceShroob: Still unrealistic.
Victor H.: Volcanos are underwater.
PrinceShroob: You could also breathe underwater in smb1.
Bob B.: I mentioned the firey guy has a great MAGMItude in his heart
-Whirly
PrinceShroob: Yet you apparently need helmets to breathe underwater here.
Blargghoolio ignites Brownie!
Blargghoolio: Alright, time to crash down on these jellyfish jabronies.
Acre: gosh, shroob, you're such a negative nancy
Blargghoolio attempts to use Cowabunga!!
Blargghoolio knows about timed hits!
Blargghoolio: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Blargghoolio rides in a humongous tidal wave of molten magma! It deals
2 damage to all enemies! All enemies are
burned .
Blargghoolio: Ride that SURF!
PrinceShroob: Because everyone here treats me like I'm a freak.
Brownie: ...I'm on fire underwater
Keiki (GM): ... That was kinda dark son
Victor H.: it burnt off his helmet
Acre: he melted the helmet
PrinceShroob: he burnt off the melted helmet.
Bakudan: Not sure if it's my turn or not.
Bob B.: he melted the burnt off helmet
beeoi h.: How the actual fuck do you update the sprite on my profile that fast
Keiki (GM): It's your turn!
PrinceShroob: Speaking of, didn't my character get a Shine the session before last?
Bakudan jumps on Jelectro, dealing
9 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Bakudan tries to jump... underwater.
Blargghoolio: Cowabunga! to you, too.
PrinceShroob: Well it's not in my backpack. :/
Victor H.: shroob I don't even have a backpack
Bakudan is shocked, but still deals damage!
The Jelectro is defeated!
Ouchie!
Keiki (GM): I'll remember to fix it sometime!
I'm in the middle of this right now.
Ake: Oh yeah, I can move one more time right?
Keiki (GM): Except you went a bit far.
Zing Li Fast: My turn. :yashi:
Bakudan: I went 30 feet then jumped!
So you boinged off of the Jelectro's head.
And then went for this dude.
Zing Li Fast uses his turn to throw to Bakudan... one Red Berry.
Bakudan: Awww, thanks Zing!
Zing Li Fast: Put this to good use!
You're welcomeness.
Keiki (GM): That's the sort of thing I wanted to do with boots! So I'll allow it.
Bakudan: Brownie! You should eat this!
Zing Li Fast: Come on Refund!
... 1 coin.
Brownie: I'm allergic to berries.
Zing Li Fast: ...One coin. One coin is all I get.
Acre: one coin is all you need
Brownie: It's my negative quality.
Bakudan: Do you sneeze or something?
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, and Bakudan is shocked by the static orb!
Bakudan: Eat it and sneeze on the jelectros.
Ow! Damnit!
Bakudan: Sorry Californian voice!
Keiki (GM): So do you eat the berry?
Victor H.: Does the berry burn as he eats it?
Brownie: I mean personally it's pretty questionable that we can toss items twice in one turn, but we are basically all permahasted, so I guess.
Victor H.: How do you even eat something with a helmet on.
Brownie: Wait, is that my turn?
I'm ok with that, just asking.
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan tries to guard against Jelectro's attack!
Bakudan: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Acre: how do you even toss a berry 50 feet underwater
Jelectro bumps into Jelectro, shocking and dealing
4 damage!
Victor H.: they're confused jellyfish
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
The Jelectros take burn damage!
Bakudan: You're such a cute jelly.
Zing Li Fast: ssbm stop messing around with the fishnorn
Keiki (GM): Now it is your turn!
Brownie uses his turn to grab the shine sprite.
Bob B. utilizes inner Power on Jelectro!
Bob B.: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr. curses bubbily
Jelectro tries to guard against Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Jelectro: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Jelectro, dealing
5 damage!
Garrison Jr.: The nearest one!
Blarghoolio is shocked twice over!
Blargghoolio takes the electrifying like a Blargg.
Blargghoolio utilizes inner Power on Jelectro!
Blargghoolio: rolling 7d6>4
= 5 Successes
Blargghoolio lunges out and bites Jelectro, dealing
6 damage!
Blargghoolio: ...Not the best enemy to eat.
Zing Li Fast: VORE, gamers.
Brownie: Hey what the hell, I could have used those.
Garrison Jr.: Jelectros have a delicious creaminess, actually!
Bakudan: It's Iris' food!
Blargghoolio: Perhaps it needs more salt...but we are in the saltiest place on Earth.
Bakudan: You eat it, you replace it!
The Jellectros are shocking to the touch.
Victor H.: ..Or...Mobius...or wherever the Mario world takes place.
Victor H.: That's just a kingdom.
Acre: it's a pretty big kingdom.
Keiki (GM): Zing Li Fast time!
Let's ...(S)ing do this.
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on !
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Tattle tiem.
This here be a ...Jellectro.
Zing Li Fast can think of... a hint!
Zing Li Fast: It's a WEEEIIIIRD jellyfish thing that looks like my grandma's old hat.
Don't touch it, or you get ...Jellectro'd.
HP is _, FP is _, floppiness is _.
Acre: bullet bills have grandmas now.
Do it sons.
CRUNCH! Add this to The_Log!
Bob B.: Someone has to weld the blasters together
If one lands a defeating blow on you, they get FP back, allowing them to set up another Static Orb.
Victor H.: If you pinch Jelectro's pennies.....they pinch back!
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Jelectro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Jelectro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Jelectro: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Jelectro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
A Jelectro succumbs to its burns!
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Jelectro into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Jelectro out.
Keiki (GM): Spit or swallow?
Brownie VOREs Jelectro and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 5 eggs.
Brownie: Finally made eggs, uh
Blargghoolio: We did it, dudes.
Brownie: whatever the rest of that stage title is
Keiki (GM):
Victory!!
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52
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| Coins: |
20
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[MUSIC] Bowser Ocean
So uhm..
Brownie: I knew that would probably happen, but I had to risk it.
Bakudan: If I might politely ask.
Could one of you give one of your shine sprites to Shin? He hasn't gotten one yet.
Brownie: I will Eat Myself A Mushroom™ and consider it.
Brownie Eats Himself a Mushroom™
Bakudan: And he's been bedridden so it's not like he's had a chance.
Victor H.: I think that's a fair proposal...Shy Dude was a big guy back at the island.
Garrison Jr.: Well, I've had one already, so I can donate mine
Bakudan: Thank you so much, Garrison!
I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
Brownie considers the proposal, and looks deep in thought.
Brownie: Except he doesn't answer, because the problem solved itself.
I got myself a shine sprite. :)
Keiki (GM): ... I can't argue if Shin's not there. But I'm sure he's interested in running shops and things.
Brownie: My actual answer was going to be "...(S) Shin and his oversleeping ...(S)ing ...(S), ...(S)
Blargghoolio: Shine Sprites, man...who needs them when you got the gym?
Brownie lowers his power level.
beeoi h.: what does that even mean
Zing Li Fast comes out of the Hyperbolic Fast Chamber
Zing Li Fast: Just in time>_>
Brownie: So where to now?
The giant spike ball?
Bakudan: It's... rather conspicuous, yeah.
Blargghoolio: I'm not sure...what are you buds looking for, anyways?
Bakudan: And pretty Bowsery!
A figure looms in the distance.
Garrison Jr. grabs one of the jelly corpses for later purposes
Blargghoolio: I just sorta tagged along...
Bakudan: Ooh, interesting idea Garrison.
beeoi h.: I need a perception check in real life
Bakudan also grabs a jelly corpse for Iris.
beeoi h.: Because I don't see no figure
Garrison obtains a Jelectro!
Blargghoolio: Did you know that the deeper you get in the ocean, the more inebriated you get? I hope we're not getting deeper, man...this deep is just right for me.
Iris... is not here.
Blargghoolio: Once you get deep....then it becomes deep dark, man.
Zing Li Fast: Oh hey, I can swim fast like a ...(S)ing Torpedo Ted.
Time to check out my moves.
Keiki (GM): Oh. Well, she would if she could.
Bakudan will feed her at the next opportunity, and hopes she has no portalling abilities.
Zing Li Fast surfaces and does dolphin acrowhbats
Zing Li Fast: This was taking long. I went to greet the birds and return.
I have returned.
Bakudan inspects the figure in the distance.
Garrison Jr. tries to peer at the figure
Victor H.: Thanks for continuing the plot before we started cross-dressing, Ake and Bree.
It is just a sillouette in the distance. Move toward the west?
Bob B.: There'll be plenty of time for that back in town
Bakudan heads towards it!
Blargghoolio: Head west, young buds.
Garrison Jr.: That might be the sub! Let's follow!
Acre: don't go hatin' on the crossdressing. it worked in the end
Brownie: You people and your absolute insistence on going straight towards things.
:awe:: ...
:awe:: fase
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
A giant stone castle looms, no sub to be found.
Brownie: How do we get in?
Bakudan: Let's split up and search it!
Garrison Jr.: There must be an enterance somewhere!
Victor H.: Whoa....we're in the pocket of the wave, man...
Why don't we just break in?
Bakudan swims around the castle and searches for an entrance.
Bakudan uses Smarts on Bakudan!
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Smarts check!
Oh.
Blargghoolio: Think we can get inside this spiky hole entrance?
Brownie swims in a different direction and does the same
Garrison Jr. uses some smarts.
Garrison Jr.: rolling (6+0)d6>4
= 2 Successes
The most Bakudan can find is the hole in the top!
Brownie uses some smarts.
Brownie: rolling (9+0)d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bakudan: You may be right, blargg!
Brownie also only finds the hole on the top. But maybe there's something not from this angle.
beeoi h.: ,,,5 successes and I get barely a hint
Blargghoolio: Alright, dudes. I'm going in.
Cowabunga...
Keiki (GM): You don't have X-ray vision, son
beeoi h.: I mean I guess that means I should declare that I check from somewhere else
Bakudan follows Blargghoolio!
Brownie figures out the cracked entrance!
beeoi h.: I figure with 5 successes I can basically just visualize floor plans of the damn things.
Brownie: I figured out the cracked entrance!
Zing Li Fast: This thing looks damn scary>_>
Brownie: Not sure this is much better.
Garrison Jr.: Right, which way should we take?
Keiki (GM): Welp! End of session, sons.
Garrison Jr.: The side entrance is probably more direct
Brownie: I think Bakudan's plan of splitting up is a good idea, provides us with multiple different angles of success.
beeoi h.: gee gee wuh puh
Keiki (GM): Pick where you guys want to go though!
Blargghoolio: I stick to my wits. Top entrance.
Zing Li Fast: Divide and conquer, gamers.
Brownie: Going through the crack'
Acre: how are you guys breathing underwater if the scuba helmet is not connected to anything omg cake you're so bad at this omg
Garrison Jr.: I'll go with Brownie to keep things even
Victor H.: I want a sidequest with Shin, Zing, and Iris back at the house.
With........"Peaceful Koopa."
...'Feyesh': ..."Peaceful Koopa"
Smallzingman concurs.
And agree.
Bob B.: Where they find out why "peaceful" Koopa is so peaceful
beeoi h.: Can I leave or are we just sitting here
...'Feyesh': ..."Peaceful Koopa"
...'Feyesh': In all of his peaceful glory.
Peaceful Koopa: Hey. Calm down over there.
I'm trying to be... peaceful.
Victor H.: ...This is so "dopey."
Iris gently throws the ball at koopa.
Iris wants to play fetch!
Peaceful Koopa tries to convince Iris not to play fetch.
Peaceful Koopa: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Iris attempts to use play fetch!
Iris knows about timed hits!
Iris: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Peaceful Koopa: ... I... I... I'll play the gatdam fetch.
Iris throws the ball at Shin.
Peaceful Koopa: Whoa, not inside!
Shin: Ow! I'm trying to sleep here. Go outside with that thing, Iris.
The two proceed to have the gayest game of fetch.
Acre: but what was koopeep's grand stand
People probably got poked.
Somebody might even get killed off in this.
...'Feyesh': It was jusr...Steev missing the session so he could play hardcore 90's kid songs.
Iris greatly enjoys the game of fetch.
Peaceful Koopa: It's too late.
You could have stopped it.
Keiki (GM): Okay, session actually over
