[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Koopeep: The gang's all back together
after our adventures in the trouble center
Koopeep: with no interruptions since then
Dungeon Maestro (GM): The deed is done.
Bakudan: What did you guys do?
Koopeep: I remember all of you so dearly
Broshi
Badakan
Turtle
Bullet Pants
Garrison Jr.: I've been drowning my sorrows at the sushi bar
Bakudan: All non-chikin adventure people
Garrison Jr.: My deep, dark sorrows
Shin: Good to see you guys again! I've been working the shop while you've all been gone.
Koopeep: my dear friends who's names and personalities are completely well known to me
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Acre: juggling five namedrops aww yeah
Koopeep: What is going on with that growth on your head? It looks... different
...'Feyesh': namedrops fetish
Koopeep: because I remember the last time I saw it like it was yesterday
Shin: I'm sorry you drowned in a sushi bar, son.
Bakudan: She became fashionable.
It was important for her.
so the next thing we're supposed to do is
Zing Li Fast: dashion cake lol
bowser probably
Garrison Jr.: Is she cleared to carry that spiky ball?
... Oh hey, Bakudan! Iris grew!
Iris is completely capable of carrying this spiky ball.
Koopeep: Bowser? Anyone? Seriously I may not seem it but I am having some trouble remembering things right now
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Bakudan: Where is Bowser?
Koopeep, do you know?
Brownie: #KnowledgeGeography
Bakudan: You would seem to know that.
Koopeep: Of course the knowledge of Lord Bowser's location is a guarded secret at all times
Zing Li Fast: ...#KnowledgeGeography
Shin: Looks like a Ptooie Piranha Plant. They juggle spiked balls around and such!
Koopeep: But I think I remember there being a Koopa Clan outpost not too far from here
Shin: ... Right. Bowser...
He's far off in the west.
Garrison Jr.: We'll march in and interrogate them, then!
Bakudan: Tell Iris the secret hideout. She knows how to keep secrets.
Shin: Somewhere in the Bowser Badlands.
Ok ok hold on
Brownie: Anything inbetween here and there?
Garrison Jr.: By the way...
Shin: Hm... I know there's a railway that leads that way, through the Crag Canyon.
Garrison Jr.: You! Toad! Has a squad of beetles passed through this town?
Layze: so what exactly is group 1's goal for this adventure
Acre: I think I can only move iris.
...'Feyesh': The question remains.
Koopeep: Can I trust you guys to not totally embarrass me, or do anything that would start a fight, or destroy my chances to get into the Koopa Troop?
huh
Steev: Mario's a dick, so we're gonna kill him
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Group 1 is on a quest to stop Mario! And rip, kill, tear him.
Acre: Okay, let me try a thing or two.
now what the hell is group 2's goal
something about patches
Zing Li Fast: prollynotlol
Bakudan inspects the ship.
Shin: So... We're going to be hard-pressed getting an audience with Bowser.
Koopeep: I knew I should have taught myself Silence
It would make traveling with you two so much easier
Bakudan: This ship is ridiculous.
Shin: I have no idea why someone parked their UFO here.
Brownie: Sooooooo...we break in. Easy peasy.
Zing Li Fast: mute fetish
Shin: It might be easy. It might not.
Koopeep: we DON'T try to fight an entire army leading to our ultimate deaths at the hands of an unstoppable king
Bakudan: That sounds like a fun plan!
Koopeep: I'll do my best to pass you goons off as Koopa Troop recruits
coughbecauseyousecretlyarecough
Zing Li Fast: wah no u u u u
Brownie: We'e a little out of our element when it comes to hardcore super soldier swag, yeah.
Koopeep: lump in my throught
Zing Li Fast: I...I...
marches over a banan
Brownie: Stealth sounds far cooler in this case.
Koopeep: And that way, no one has to decide where their loyalties lie and blablabla
because full disclosure, I'm not sticking up for you in any fight against the Koopa Troop
Bakudan: Are you part of the Koopa Troop?
Koopeep: Well...
technically... no
Garrison Jr.: We'll keep that in mind, traitor
Koopeep: It's not betraying you if I've made it transparently clear since the word go
Shin: So... sneaking into a castle of Bowser's. Do we know if there's any Back Doors to these things?
Koopeep: Why sneaking? We can just walk in. Trust me, I've got an in
Bakudan: Sneaking sounds fun.
Shin: Even so, I'm not sure all of us do.
Koopeep: We're doing that thing where we overcomplicate everything again! This is that bobsled race all over again.
Garrison Jr.: There are always doors to take in supplies. Just one gate would get blocked up
Koopeep: "Let's just take the blanket off the sick old man while he's asleep and be done with it"
Brownie: I dunno, I thought I was pretty casual about it.
Zing Li Fast: old_guy: Perhaps.
Koopeep: "Nooooooo Koopeep we gotta do the dumb and circuitous thing first"
Bakudan: We should probably go to Bowser Badlands anyway.
Koopeep: We can bicker about this more on the way over.
Garrison Jr.: We can decide more one we're reconned
Zing Li Fast: bickering fetish
Garrison Jr.: *more once we've
Brownie: I agree, the "cross the bridge when we come to it" strategy has never failed us so far.
Koopeep: No, I meant I'll try to hammer sense into your thick skulls on the train ride. I'm just bored of Hubport already
Zing Li Fast: two hours of rainbow castle fetish
Brownie: Sounds good to me, let's move before all the good seats are taken.
Bakudan: I like Hubport. It's got a nice feeling to it.
Koopeep: If signs are to be believed, the train is this way
Layze: it's got a good beat, you can dance to it
Shin: Hm... One more thing though! I recommend maybe stocking up.
Garrison Jr.: They have good sushi, too.
Shin: ... We didn't do so well going through the Spiny Pines.
How are we going to fare going through a castle?
Garrison Jr.: It's the perfect place to catch a wide variety of fish, you know
Time to buy us some $9.99 horse armor
Koopeep: The castle will be just fine if you guys dont do anything stupid... but sure, let's shop
Acre: Ake, does Bakudan even have money?
Steev: can we fast travel to the spiny factory
Ake: Buy Iris something to eat and then do whatever.
Acre: Sounds like a plan.
Steev: Smithy was selling magic wands and I think I can afford it
Zing Li Fast also goes to Da Store
Steev: and also there's fun stuff for all the boys and girls
Garrison Jr. also checks out he store
Bakudan checks out Da Store. Whichever STore that is
...'Feyesh': SHifty ERor Acre, gamers.
Koopeep: Guys I don't want anyone to freak out but I think there's a ghost on the other side of the wall
Catena: Welcome to uh, Shin's Emporium, guys.
Wait what
Layze: wow who's that super cool ghost in that other unloaded part of the map
Garrison Jr.: What's this 10-coin item here?
Cayleef: Welcome to Shin's Store, guys!
That's a Sleepy Sheep.
why does he exist
Brownie: Yo what's this weird 12 coin item that looks like a dead lobster?
Bakudan buys one Mushroom
you eat it
Garrison Jr.: It's the life-draining bat item
Cayleef: Brownie bro. That's an HP drain.
Brownie: How much HP does HP drain....drain.
Cayleef: 5! And then you get yourself some delicious 5 HP.
Garrison Jr.: I'll buy this Syrup!
Steev: a voice whispers "you have a white mage guys chill with the healing items"
Bakudan: Where did Zing Li go?
Zyme Guy: ... Damn hot>_>
Layze: I feel it's important to point out that Cayleef/Axeman was the reason my shitty RP character inexplicably ended up with a son who was also a flower and for some reason see-through
Brownie: That sounds quite cost efficient.
Layze: and that's TERRIBLE
Brownie: I'll buy one then.
Zing Li Fast: ...Damn hot>_>
Cayleef: Alright, son. Here's your HP Drain!
Zing Li Fast: Hey Zym, I heard you got rejected by a ghost "grrl" the other day
Brownie: I feel like I just wasted a trip because nobody else is going to buy anything.
Zing Li Fast: But do not fret. Surely you will find a hot girl>_> to be your ..."bae"
Bakudan cannot be entirely too certain she bought the obligatory one mushroom
Zing Li Fast: ...#Framesdropped
Cayleef completes the transaction with Bakudan.
Layze: is brownie the kind of guy who actually says "hashtag" out loud
Steev: he is exactly that guy
Brownie: Maybe we should see if the badge shop has anything that isn't garbage tier.
Bakudan feeds Iris the mushroom assuming she is somewhere within reach
Zyme Guy: I don't want a bae>_>
I want a waifu>_>
Ake: Yay! Thank you Bakudan! c:
Zing Li Fast: Maybe you should post a request at the Trouble Center
I'll help you with coloring it.
Iris makes flower language symbols to say exactly that.
Zing Li Fast: It'll be a very >_>-filled ad, to fit your unique Zymstyle
Brownie: Trouble: My shopping options are total butt
Zing Li Fast: It will say "Zym needs a waifu!>_>"
Zyme Guy: ... I need a waifu!>_>
Dungeon Maestro (GM): I've changed up some other shops, Beepo! Namely badge shops and the tool shop.
Zing Li Fast: I hope many brave fellows will help you and venture into the land of the hot demongirls>_>
Steev: stlil hoping to fast travel to smithy's place
if that is the tool shop then my vote is for there
Brownie: Don't forget after this we should head to the badge shop, I ain't doin' much damage with this rock in a sock
Dungeon Maestro (GM): So who's going where?
beeoi h.: I can wait or whatever but brownie's headed to the badge shop
Acre: I'm going wherever.
beeoi h.: Tool shop can be first
Steev: Koopeep to the smithy shop
Acre: I don't think I can buy anything worth with 34 coins.
Zing Li Fast: I'm going to buy some bajs.
Garrison Jr.: I'll check what tools are available
Zing Li Fast: Well, at least see their prices.
Brownie: So what have we here, hoss
...'Feyesh': awesome remix
Koopeep: son of a bitch where am i
Zing Li Fast: Hey Penpen.
Garrison Jr.: ...welp, too rich for my blood. But at least I know much I should save
Acre: Ake, do you want anything?
Brownie: I like the badge that looks like T3H PH133R.
Or...apple sauce or something.
Save up!
Garrison Jr.: Stupid beetle government lowering taxes
Brownie: The weird flamy one.
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Roll20 is slow for me! Gonna refresh.
Zing Li Fast: Hello, ...Pinguin
Layze: ooh is that a spellbook in the top right
Acre: What are the 200 coins things?
er
Koopeep: is that a $100 loaf of bread
Layze: it's really good bread
Pinguin: Flamey badge? I don't follow you friend.
[MUSIC] Smithy's Shop
Mr. Smithy: It's a golden football! Don't you know your
sports?
Koopeep: also, Garrison, I may have to bum a few coins off of you if my sale doesn't work
Koopeep: Sports were never my forte
Layze: we have to get brad in here asap
Garrison Jr.: Why would I let YOU borrow money?
Brownie: The 30 coin on on the top right
Koopeep: because you're like the bottom rung of this party and I would pay you back. don't be a shit
Now Mr. Smithy, what can you tell me about that magic wand and spell book to your left?
Pinguin: Ah. That's Texas Tornado youse lookin' at.
Brownie: Oh yeah you already told me about that one
Pinguin: It makes a regular attack create a tornado that grounds and damages flying enemies.
Brownie: Might as well tell me about the newer ones
Pinguin: Like, all of them.
Brownie: Like the one that looks like a glowing tubba blubba heart or something
Pinguin: This one right here is your Tool Toss. For 1 FP you can toss one of your weapons at something. Simple stuff.
Here you have your Nice Ice badge.
It gives an attack a chance to freeze.
Brownie: That is indeed nice. ice.
Pinguin: This right here is Spell Reflect.
Brownie: I wish I knew what kind of shit the koopaTROLLS would have. Lots of armor, probably.
My bad. Don't get ya lawyers, son.
Brownie: That'd be useful against that spergy mage...not that I'd fight her as anything but a worst case scenario, obviously.
Zing Li Fast: where teh heck are those damn koopaTROLLS
Koopeep: Besides, garrison, it's not like I'm asking you to open a vein for me. It'll probably just be chump change, and then that'll benefit the entire party
Pinguin: Anyway, it lets you perform a guard against spell by using your Smarts.
Zing Li Fast: they never came in this campaign boy I tell you whbat
Pinguin: Special Attacks in general, really.
Koopeep shrieks in a fit of autistic rage for some reason that's probably Brownie's fault
Brownie: That is pretty interesting, if a bit expensive. But it seems to have pretty good coverage, so cool. What's the BP cost?
Zing Li Fast: ..."autistic rage"
Pinguin: And you have ya Last Stands and Power Rush right over here.
But I think I'll go for the spell shield.
Brownie hands over the coinz
Pinguin: Thanks for the coinage, pal. Anything for the Bullet Bill?
Brownie: The question remains.
Well, Pinguin.
I made an order for a Refund Baj...
Is it here yet?
Pinguin thinks for a moment.
Pinguin reaches under the cabinet.
Pinguin: Here it is. For 50 coins, it's yours!
Zing Li Fast: How many coins do I have, God voice?
Dungeon Maestro (GM): 42!
Brownie: Just eyyyt short.
I figure what's good for you is probably good for me.
Koopeep: I'm just going to sit on this stool until Mr. Smithy registers my question
Brownie: So here, I'll pay the rest.
Zing Li Fast: Really? Thanks, Brownie!
Brownie hands over 8 coins for Zing Li's badge
Zing Li Fast pays for the baj with all of his 42 coinsd
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Is that it?
Brownie: I think that'll be it for us.
See ya round, "pinguin"
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Did anyone in the toolshop particularly find something?
Zing Li Fast: GG pinguin GG
Zing Li Fast equips the baj
Dungeon Maestro (GM): ... Oh, Koopeep seems to have become a chair.
Koopeep: Smithy, what's the deal with that wand and book on your left
Brownie: Oh and in case it's not obvious, I equip the badge
Mr. Smithy: Well... If you had a particularly nice moustache, I'd consider going lower.
Layze: I think she'd like to know what they do before she considers buying them
Koopeep: In my experience, mustached lady koopas aren't as appreciated
...'Feyesh': I hope this baj helps me recover my 42 coins soon. v_v
Koopeep: just tell me what they do
...'Feyesh': It's an investment!
Layze: oh my god I just realized
spooker probably gets a HELL of a store discount
...'Feyesh': I'm a ...(S)ing entrepeneur.
Mr. Smithy: It's Super Rod. It gives +1 to attacks, but also grants +1 Smarts.
Mr. Smithy: Maaaybe if you trade in your old rod...
I'll go lower.
Koopeep: I was planning on something like that
Mr. Smithy: Let's say 40 coins.
Acre: double pokemon joke
Koopeep: But tell me, what's in the book?
Koopeep: Please tell me it's a Death Note
Mr. Smithy: It's... a Super Book! Boring naming, I know.
It gives +1 Coolness instead of Smarts.
Koopeep: I see it even has the Oprah Book Club sticker on it
Koopeep: and is that other thing a crystal ball?
Layze: wanda would be all over that shit if she wasn't currently in the middle of a city-wide construction project
Mr. Smithy: It's the Static Orb!
+1, chance to stun, yada yada.
The stuff on the right is our speciality items.
Koopeep: and here we have what appears to be a sword with a strawberry hilt
...'Feyesh': also pls let the refund work outside battles too
How much you want for this old wand?
If it helps the price, it has plenty of sentimental value for me
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Sure.
Garrison Jr.: What's this above the the spiky shell?
Koopeep: You're too young to be learning about those kinds of things just yet
Mr. Smithy: Also, that's the Super Casing. +2 to your damage, son!
Koopeep: Deal. I'll trade you my old wand for that Super Wand, and here's the rest of the coins
Garrison Jr. makes a note to save up for the casing
Layze: group 1 is poor as shit wow
wanda has 75 coins after having gotten hoodwinked out of a hundred by a bum
Steev: we always blow our cash at every chance we get
makes saving up hard
beeoi h.: Gotta spend money to make money
...'Feyesh': I only spent money once, and I got 0 coinz.
Acre: Catena has 182 coins.
...'Feyesh': Damn Cakezus
Bob B.: I'm rich by other means
Layze: actually wanda's backapck says she has 175 but I'm assuming that 100 hasn't been detracted
Mr. Smithy: Anything else?
Steev: what the fuck is happening in group 2 that they get that much coin for real
Dungeon Maestro (GM): What did Wanda spend 100 coins on again?
Steev: shouldn't we have won a cash prize for that bobsled
Layze: she gave it to the lord
and we got the bean bag for it
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Oh yeah.
Koopeep: That about does it for me--
Acre: I think Group 2 is pretty stingy when it comes down to spending.
Bob B.: Can we sell the trophy
Koopeep: that 70 coin thing beneath the hammer, what's that?
Layze: pssst someone ask about that 200 coin thing
Mr. Smithy: That's the Ember Sword!
beeoi h.: I would say both groups are significantly better off when it comes to money than my shadowrun group
Mr. Smithy: It has the strength of a bunch of Embers!
beeoi h.: but then again it's kind of hard to hang onto money when you're on the run
Koopeep: oh thank god I was afraid it was a better wand
...'Feyesh': I NeedMoreMoney
Acre: Mr. Smithy, what's the 200 coins thing? I am a voice on the wind.
Mr. Smithy: ... Oh, hello wind.
...'Feyesh': Ask the Wind
Mr. Smithy: That's... a Pleasant Times badge. Let your character whisk away and do other things.
... Let's call it a Pleasant Times badge!
...'Feyesh': Like which things?
Koopeep: Are you sure? You hesitated for a minute there
...'Feyesh': I am a voice of the ground.
Dungeon Maestro (GM): It let's you reroll, son.
Bob B.: The wind isn't even a paying customer
Koopeep: Well I've gotten everything I came for
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Like, a whole new character.
Layze: I am a voice of the fire
the joke is classical elements
Acre: 200 coins to get your character out of the game
Koopeep: I'm gonna go hang out in the blackness of space
beeoi h.: Yeah that sounds kind of...odd
beeoi h.: If this was D&D I could just stab myself in the head and do that for free
Mr. Smithy: Nothing suspicious is happening as a result of me selling that badge.
Layze: I'm 100% certain cake put that in because I've been bitching about my hatred of my character since day 1
...'Feyesh': that's dangerous
Bob B.: You'll miss her when she's gone
Layze: that might actually be true, I had entirely too much fun in the last session
one of you should go ask the city parliament what they're up to and you can learn all about it
Koopeep: Mr Smithy are you tricking rich people into killing themselves?
and I think everyone in group 1 has given up on trying to get citizenship in this town a looong time ago
Mr. Smithy shakes his head, his beard shaking to and fro as it turns.
Koopeep: or caring about anything that goes on in hubport in general
Bob B.: This is like shopping with a bunch of woman
Koopeep: or with a bunch of D&D players
this is the biz
Bob B.: I do not take responsibility for that comment
Acre: Get citizenship by killing one of the most important characters.
Zing Li Fast: I am a citizen!
flashes banan papers
Koopeep: I declare this shopping trip over
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Koopeep: and it's no thanks to Private Garrison
Layze: the woman has declared the shopping done
all rise
Koopeep: Garrison the greedy
that's your new name
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Yeah, let's stop doing the shopping thing!
Anything else needed?
Acre: two hours of factory
Garrison Jr.: Nothing here
Zing Li Fast: I need some damn money. But from somewhere else.
Bob B.: Garrison is broke dude
Steev: can the next terra patch group 1 gets be in a bank
Brownie: Let's see if that joke of a princess finally modernized the rail system
Steev: can we rob the bank
we need coins
Acre: Rob Bowser's treasury.
koopa is all about evil & bad deedz
Steev: no koopa is all about loyalty and solidarity and strong government
Layze: wait group one is also looking for terra patches?
Steev: yeah, we're gonna collect them for bowser
Ake: Oh man, that plot twist.
Steev: so he can use them to take over the world and kill mario
Layze: wait isn't that what group 2 is doing too
Steev: no i think you guys are trying to save mario
Steev: brainwashed or something
Acre: I'll fill you in the deets later
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Man, I love how members of both gorups have no idea that's a thing that's true.
Shin: I trust everyone's done with their shopping!
Steev: Koopeep don't need no reason to destroy mario
Brownie: Having fun standing on this weird diamond eye?
Layze: tbh I never really inquired too far into it because I figured wanda just going along for the ride was funny
Koopeep: ...I wonder if I can heal someone so much they explode...
nah, that would be crazy
Garrison Jr.: I think my country's economy needs a serious boost.
Koopeep: and I am ROASTING in this coat holy guacamole
Bakudan: Where was Bowserlandplace again?
Koopeep: Pretty sure I'll die once I get to the badlands
Koopeep: I'm trying, but I think I have to say it out loud to do it
Brownie: Yeah let's head off already, I can't sit still for very long.
Princess Peach: ... Oh, hello.
Zing Li Fast: ...Princess Peach
Layze: oh this can't end well
Koopeep: Brownie, you should eat some spinach. it's got magnesium that'll help cure your restless leg syndrome
Brownie: Spinach is pretty good.
And there's some princess here.
Princess Peach doesn't seem too excited.
Brownie: Shouldn't you have like, bodyguards?
Brownie: Not a lot of people agree with the mushroom monarchy
Koopeep: Wait a minute... I recognize you from my textbooks in college! You're Princess Peach!
Zing Li Fast: Hey Princess Peach, are you really Princess Peach?
Toadbrook Gentleman: I'll have you know I'm a fine brawler!
Layze: this can't possibly be the real peach, otherwise wanda would already be here kissing her ass
Zing Li Fast: rolling d20 for spot the dawg
= 4
Toadbrook Gentleman: Wanna put 'em up, bud?
Koopeep: I had to write, like, a two page paper that was just a plan on how to kidnap you.
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Would you like Wanda over here kissing her ass?
Brownie: Shin go tattle princess, it'll be funny
Layze: I don't really care tbh
Shrody attempts to identify .
Shrody: rolling 10d6>4
= 6 Successes
Koopeep: I think the paper that got the highest grade actually got used in an invasion tactic
Zing Li Fast: ..."Shrody"
Koopeep: get out of here, shrody no one likes you
Layze: if you wouldn't mind letting her into SOMEONE ELSE'S SESSION OH NO sure
Acre: Surprise. Shin was Shrody all this time along
...'Feyesh': "surprise alien"
Shin: ... Yep, it's Princess Peach! Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. What is she doing here?
Bob B.: He's a double-agent for us!
Shin: ... I wonder how she's been holding up, since Mario's missing.
Zing Li Fast: I'm not sure if it's her. Maybe it's that Kapin freak crossdressing.
Koopeep: I'll tell you what she's doing here, she's our meal ticket to the Bowser Badlands
Brownie: You Princess, did you know...http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_is_Missing!
Zing Li Fast: Murphy_is_Missing, gamers.
Koopeep: Having a tied up princess is like having a VIP pass to any Koopa fortress
Wanda: Why, if it isn't Princess Peach, here in Toadbrook!
How are you today, your highness?
Wanda: What brings you to this drab berg?
Brownie: Also a good question.
Garrison Jr.: Having a tied-up princess is a fast way to an unwanted war, too
Princess Peach: It hasn't been the best thing to happen to the kingdom.
Brownie: Many good questions apply here.
Koopeep: You can get into a character breakfast and you get to the front of the line of the rollercoaster
Brownie: Where's Obama, I didn't vote for you.
Princess Peach: Luigi took off looking for him somewhere in the sewers, but no word from him.
This is one of the last spots where he was seen...
... Are you sniffing me?
Koopeep: Oh come on, there's never any war, there's just one plumber who jumps all around
Brownie: This spontaneous event is pretty cool and all
Wanda: Er, no, of course not!
Zing Li Fast: I'm not sniffing you. Your hair does not smell pretty.
Wanda: But if I were I'm sure you would smell wonderful!
Brownie: But it only has a secondary relation to what we're looking for
Actually, speaking of that
Garrison Jr.: Shouldn't you be pushing around that ghost, bodyguard?
Wanda: Anyway, Princess, my name is Wanda, the pleasure's all mine!
Koopeep: Wanda, you seem more like a character since the last time we met
Wanda: My name is Wanda, I'm the head of a large-scale construction project this city has just undertaken.
Koopeep: what's up with that
Princess Peach takes Wanda's hand and shakes it once.
Princess Peach: Nice to meet you, Wanda.
Brownie: Princess, do you know where any of these sick nasty magic tapestries are
Steev: btw i got like four minutes before I've gotta bounce
...'Feyesh': bounce fetish
Wanda: We've recently discovered an epicenter of historical and material wealth deep below the city and are preparing a mining operation to liberate it.
Princess Peach: Tapestries...? I heard of a few adventurers. Not more than that, though.
Koopeep: That's probably us
We're pretty famous around these parts
Princess Peach: Uh, that's interesting, Wanda!
Wanda: I'm sure that your highness would love to see the fascinating remnants of her kingdom's past, hmm?
Bob B.: I'd like to see Peach bounce
...'Feyesh': That's too lewd.
Bob B.: Sometimes my second head just lets things slip
Dungeon Maestro (GM): That's too lewd.
Layze: I'm telling your girlfriend on you
Koopeep: Princess, I have a proposal for you
Bob B.: ..oh shoot "second head" could be innuendo
...'Feyesh': I'd like to bounce away with that Kapin freak who is probably crossdressing as her
Koopeep: You're trying to find mario, we're trying to find mario
Bob B.: My hand is my girlfriend
...'Feyesh': That's also too lewd.
Wanda: Back off, you retched tortoise!
Koopeep: but you know who always winds up running into mario one way or the other?
Bowser
Wanda: You'll befoul the air around her highness with your filthy robes.
The gree none.
Princess Peach: Hm... We could work together!
Bakudan: I'm not sure I'm following this conversation anymore.
Koopeep: Haha ok honey. You know you smell like coffin dust and skeleton farts, right?
Zing Li Fast: ...work together
How do we know you're Princess Pinch?
Koopeep: Here's a magic spell for you: Tic-Tac
Princess Peach: ... (And I've been wanting to get away from this bodyguard for awhile...)
...'Feyesh': bodyguard non-fetish
Brownie: Are any of us truly who we say we are, Zing?
Princess Peach: ... Man I'd like to see Mario bounce.
Wanda: Miss, please don't listen to this oaf, she probably plans to put your feet in a potion or something.
Koopeep: So it's settled. Princess Peach is comign with group 1
Princess Peach: Oh, did that slip?
Zing Li Fast: The questions remains, perhaps unfortunately so.
Bakudan: I don't want to see him bounce.
Bob B.: She can pinch my cannon
Koopeep: And Wanda gets the privilege of watching our asses as we leave her behind
Princess Peach: Anyway, I'd love to adventure with you guys.
Garrison Jr.: When he bounces, good soldiers die
Zing Li Fast: But that talk about Murphy bouncing is suspicious.
It's plausible that some Zym>_> freak would get the kicks out of pretending to be Peach.
Wanda: Are you accusing her royal highness of being an IMPOSTER?
Koopeep: Let it be known that Koopeep was the one who got us a new party member
Brownie: Speaking of Zym freak
Brownie: Where is that guy anyway?
His type always have a habit of popping up an creeping on princesses.
Koopeep: and with that accomplishment under my belt, once again securing my place as the most indispensible party member,
Shin: ... I think I saw him eying inside of an inn.
Zing Li Fast: That es WEEEEIIIIIIIRD.
Bakudan: Did Koopeep turn off or wat?
Wanda: Princess, please, don't follow these ruffians on whatever "adventure" they're planning.
Koopeep: and if some sudden development leaves us peach-less by next session, I'm holding you all responsible
Wanda: Stay here and you can see everything the city of Toadbrook is up to!
Wanda: By which I mean you can watch me make a famous discovery!
Won't that be fun?
Come along now, I insist!
Shin: ... Truth be told, I think it's time we get going!
Garrison Jr.: Princess, someone who talks like that is up to no good
Steev: shes' trying to kidnap the princess
don't let her
Shin: Princess or no princess.
Zing Li Fast: No princess.
Brownie: Let's take a vote
I vote for #Noprincess
Shin: Hm. I think there's advantages to having the Princess around.
Wanda: I don't know who any of you are but I also vote you don't take her majesty!
Shin: I'd take the princess along!
Brownie: There's advantage to having bombs around
Shin: It seems we're at a tie. Argh.
Garrison Jr.: We don't know who you are, either, ghost
Brownie: That doesn't mean we pille through the front lines with them
(no offense, Bakudan)
Wanda: I am this city's new head of...whatever thingy does big important construction work!
Bakudan: I think Iris wants the Princess to come with us, too.
Brownie: Who the heck are you again? I only just started paying attention to you.
I got enough mage problems as is.
Princess Peach: You lot seem conflicted about me!
Garrison Jr.: Iris is a valued member of our force, and we should consider her opinoin as well
Princess Peach: Maybe it would be best if I just leave... And no offense Wanda, but uh... Hm. How do I put this...
Wanda: What? Democracy doesn't include weeds!
Garrison Jr.: We should move quickly Princess, we're sitting ducks out here!
Zing Li Fast: Our plant is not DURGS, marn.
Wanda: Weed, retract your vote at once or I will incinerate you.
Brownie: I am doubtful of the sentience of plants.
Princess Peach: I think I'll neither go with your group or Wanda.
Brownie: I'm gonna need more research on that from the department of agriculture.
Zing Li Fast: #KnowledgeAgriculture
Garrison Jr.: Well, we have a sentient bullet
Acre: and then bakudan explodes on everyone ha ha ha
Wanda: Did it retract the vote or not?
I can't speak plant.
Iris: (I'll show you sentience with this spike ball you little shitface)
Zing Li Fast: ...(S), I don't know. Ask Zym.
Bob B.: What was the point of talking to the princess then?
beeoi h.: The point was me ignoring the plot hook
Acre: Find out what was wrong with her and......
I guess nothing.
Dungeon Maestro (GM): You guys seemed too conflicted about bringing her along, so... I just didn't want to.
Brownie: Let's go sneak some creeps
Zing Li Fast: The_Creep, gamers.
Acre: That means Group 2 still has a chance !!
or excuse me "jayyarrpeegees"
Layze: hooray, wanda successfully ruined everything for group 1
Princess Peach makes her way out with the squabble.
Zing Li Fast: shoo son shoo
Wanda: W-where'd the princess go?!
Bakudan: Aw, I didn't find out what was wrong with her.
Wanda: You lot scared her off, didn't you
Zing Li Fast: The_Heap doesn't know.
Wanda: Oh, great, which direction did she go?
Wanda: Princess? PRINCESS!
Brownie: It's probably nothing generous dips into the tax pool can't solve.
Zing Li Fast: You gotta ask Zyme Guy, he stalks all princesses.
Shin: The train station is our best bet.
Garrison Jr.: Let's march! ONe-two, one-two
Shin: Huh. Heard it got renovated but it just looks the same.
beeoi h.: Jesus this is almost as jarring a token contrast as my stupid "astral quest" map
Brownie: Like I said, Shin
Princesses make promises they can't keep
...'Feyesh': ..."astral quest"
aww yeah
Toadbrook Conductor: Hello, gentlemen!
Garrison Jr.: Maybe it's renovated on the inside. Let's check it out.
Layze: enjoy that train while you can nerds, the engine is getting re-purposed soon
Zing Li Fast: Hello, proud settler!
Brownie: I swear to god, if I have to pay more than a few coins for a glorified boredom simulator
Zing Li Fast: I am here to bring you a notice of annextion! You see, the Zingian Empire wishes to add this train to its vast domains!
Garrison Jr.: When does this train leave for the Bowser Badlands?
Toadbrook Conductor: I'm giving free rides on this train. From Toadbrook, to Crag Canyon, all the way to the Bowser Badlands!
Brownie: Do we have anyone in this party that doesn't communicate by theatrics?
Zing Li Fast: The_Brownie doesn't know.
Brownie: Aw man, free? That's like, less than 1 coin.
Let's catch a riiiiiiiiiiiiide
Toadbrook Conductor: It's all a promotion until this train is upgraded to a Bullettrain Bill!
Bakudan: That sounds great!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Toadbrook Conductor: Go ahead and hole up in the caboose!
Zing Li Fast: Let's ...(S)-ride this ...(S)ing ...(S).
Toadbrook Conductor: Make yourself cozy.
Garrison Jr.: No reason for us to wait, then
Bakudan: Yeah, we want to go to Bowser Badhighlandsplace.
Zing Li Fast: Delicious coal, gamers.
Acre: This is the kind of train where everyone goes on teh roof.
...'Feyesh': Yeah, I want my own cabin. With room service.
And no Ghost Acres.
Garrison Jr.: It's the only way to live
and ride
Acre: gimme that sweet train animation
Garrison Jr.: If the ghost tells you to bring it a diary, don't read it.
I've heard stories
The train starts up, making the cars behind it clack around.
The train whistles, and slowly, it starts making its way out of the station.
[MUSIC] Railroad to Bowser
Wanda: My diary! Where's my diary???
Zing Li Fast: diary fetish
Acre: The baitswitch is that the entire of this next "chapter" is on the train.
...'Feyesh': Yeah, ee should totally be able to hang around inside the train for a while.
Acre: entirety, and also I don't think that's the correct usage of baitswitch
:v
Layze: this has been Learning With Acre
Garrison Jr.: So... eye-spy, anyone?
awesome scenery as usual cake
Acre: Now it makes sense this is a voclano.
The train passes through Crag Canyon, with its plateaus towering high above the train. It crosses a bridge, and enters Bowser's territory.
Toadbrook Conductor: On the right you can see Bowser's fortress!
Bakudan: Is that a national monument?
Toadbrook Conductor: You should see Bowser's own rail system weaving around nearby!
... Wuh-oh.
Garrison Jr.: If we load the coal, can we kick this train up a few gears?
A large, mean, green, spikey train roars ahead of the smaller passenger train.
It holds a massive crane on the end of it.
Brownie: That's a large, mean, green spikey train.
Layze: haha, the locomotive looks like a weiener
Brownie: Seriously what the ...(S)
Toadbrook Conductor: What's... that doing out here?
I've never seen anything like it.
Garrison Jr.: Can we loot it?
Brownie: Bowser lives off fucking corn chips and yoshi meat but the ...(S)ing Mushroom Kingdom can't match their rail funding?
Bakudan: It's a large, mean, green, spikey train.
Garrison Jr.: If we could get in it, it might take us right into Bowswer's Castle
Shin: You have a point. We could stow way!
Brownie: That kind of throws the whole "stealth concept" completely out the window, assuming the passengers have eyes.
But hey, they're koopas.
Zing Li Fast screams into the megaphone:
Brownie: Why not. Think you guys can make the jump?
Zing Li Fast: Hello, proud settlers!
I have come toay to deliver a notice of annexation!
Layze: yeah wouldn't want to let all of those passengers on the cargo freighter see you
Garrison Jr. rubs coal for camaflouge
beeoi h.: This is bowser's train
Zing Li Fast: You see, the glorious Zingian Empire to your north, south, east and west wishes to add this train to its vast domain!
beeoi h.: they're probably carrying human traffic or something
Layze: you can see the cars
they're flatbeds
Zing Li Fast: This operation will be executed by 666669 of our elite "dopey" soldiers in 5,omites. Any resistance will be swiftly dealt with, so do not try anything.
Have a Nice. Ice. day!
Brownie: Half our team seems to be asleep, so I'll just take the initiative.
We gonna jump?
Koopatrol: Who's voice was that?
Zing Li Fast: Probably your grandma.
Garrison Jr.: We're going to jump!
Shin: Let's just take the train to Bowser's castle. Now's the time to jump!
Garrison Jr. shouts Look alive team!
Bakudan: What is going on?
Shin: Maybe you should wake up, Bakudan!
Zing Li Fast: ...#MoveSilently
Shin: We're getting a ride!
...'Feyesh': awesome music
Bakudan: We are on a ride.
Are we getting another one?
Brownie: This is faster, and far more dramatic.
Garrison Jr.: Hide behind the crates when you reach the other side!
Shin makes the jump as well!
Zing Li Fast: I'm gonna stay on the Mushroom Train.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) you guys.
Garrison Jr.: This is a team, Zing Li!
Koopatrol: ... They're crazy! They're... jumping onto the train!
Zing Li Fast: I wanted you to say "But you were the one to scream on the megaphone!"
:(
Koopatrol: Bowser's train! In the Bowser Badlands!
Zing Li Fast flies to the other train
Zing Li Fast: Let's ...(S)ing do this ...(S).
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie whistles Sweet Georgia Brown
Garrison Jr.: I was going to try to tell the Koopatroll to jump off the train before he called for help
Hammer Bro: You rang, dude?
Koopatrol: Yeah man, there's... uh...
... Uh...
Koopatrol tries to recover from a status effect!
Koopatrol: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Hold on.
Koopatrol sprints off and jumps the train, tumbling into the dirt.
Hammer Bro: Koopratt! No!
... Why did Koopratt do that?
Zing Li Fast: I'm tired. I'm going back to the other train.
Garrison Jr.: No, Zing Li!
You'll be spotted
Bakudan: Is this what sneaking is all about?
Hammer Bro: A bullet bill?
Doesn't look like a bombshell... And he came back!
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle on Rails
Garrison Jr. takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 0 Successes
Hammer Bro takes initiative!
Hammer Bro: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Acre: I will never get a good roll.
Brownie takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Acre: Okay, so how do I Bakudanfight?
beeoi h.: I have medium cover
Ake: Very similarly to Catena. Crush things with your sheer power.
Layze: don't worry acre, you don't have much to live up to, catena doomed everyone with a roll during group 2's session
How?
Brownie doesnt' do anything at all his turn because STEALTH
Layze: he attempted to roll to stop wanda from convincing important people she was right
he failed
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Bakudan has a Spike Shield badge! You can jump on things.
Acre: None of the things here have spikes.
...four straight 0 successes
gg guys
Acre: I'm guessing all your things run on Power checks.
...'Feyesh': Smorgcre, gamers.
Hammer Bro: Hey man, we got some stowaways! Get over here, quick!
Hammer Bro utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Hammer Bro whacks Shin with a spare hammer, dealing
6 damage!
Brownie: Our tank got aggro
Acre: A Hammer bro that doesn't throw hammers.
unheard of
...'Feyesh': hey shin you gotta dodge
Brownie: DPS should blow all their cooldowns
Hammer Bro tries to recover from a status effect!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hammer Bro doesn't hear the other Hammer Bro over the sound of the enormous train!
Shin: We gotta take care of this if we wanna catch a ride on this train!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Dungeon Maestro (GM): It's a hit!
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Hammer Bro, dealing
3 damage!
Garrison Jr.: And I'll just stay here
Acre utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Acre: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
...'Feyesh': ...as a plant
Shin tries to guard against Iris's attack!
Shin: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hammer Bro tries to guard against Iris's attack!
Hammer Bro: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
...'Feyesh': Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Iris utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Iris: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Dungeon Maestro (GM): Do the macros, son.
Bakudan blows his spikeball upwards so that he may bite Hammer Bro, dealing
5 damage!
Bakudan jumps on Hammer Bro, dealing
9 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Acre: I did everything right.
Acre: And by that, I mean denying Group 1 of some sweet tattle logs
Zing Li Fast: shin tattle the box
Bakudan: I love being sneaky!
ok
Brownie: Quiet down, maybe the other one won't find us.
Shin: Er... We gotta get that other Hammer Bro before he checks on his friend!
Zing Li Fast: My turn is:
Shin attempts to identify Hammer Bro.
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Just let things happen at their own pace
Zing Li Fast: hey my turn
That's a Hammer Brother. It has 12 HP, 6 FP, 6 Attack, and 1 Defense.
It can either use its hammers in close combat, but prefers to hit you from afar!
Shin: ... Zing, I thought you wanted me to tattle things. I'll get to the box in a bit!
Anyway.
My turn is...
I will use... one Red Berry. I'm throwing it to Shin.
Zing Li Fast gives to Shin... one Red Berry.
Bob B.: can whirly control Kopeep?
It knows a range of techniques, like throwing tiny mallets to make you tiny. Or throwing multiple mallets.
Acre: Koopeep is uncontrollable.
Keiki (GM): There's a point where this is getting silly
...'Feyesh': Not even Steev can control Koopeep.
Acre: Koopeep is a loose cannon with nothing to lose.
Shin: Thanks for the berry, Zing Li Fast!
beeoi h.: I forgot what movement was in this game, 15?
Zing Li Fast: Come on Refund.
gimme coins
Zing Li Fast: Gimme! Gimme gimme gimme!
Zing Li Fast gets 4 coins from the Red Berry!
Zing Li Fast: Now I'm only missing one digit from what I spent.
Go me, I guess.
Keiki (GM): Your turn now, Brownie! The Hammer Bro will move after you.
beeoi h.: I shall stop here.
Hammer Bro tries to recover from a status effect!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 6 Successes
I gotta tell him...
Hammer Bro: We got intruders!
Hammer Bro utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Hammer Bro's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Hammer Bro sizes down a Mini-Mallet!
Hammer Bro tosses the Mini-Mallet at Brownie, dealing
5 damage! Brownie is
shrunken .
Bakudan: Perfect for our stealth mission!
Brownie: Yeah, but I'm sure it's temporary.
Guys.
beeoi h.: Also I'm confused, on my profile it said I had "13/20 HP"
beeoi h.: Why'd I start this sesh with 13?
...'Feyesh': Guys. I need to leave.
...'Feyesh': Just let Zing stay there floating the ...(S) away from everyone. I'm tired and it's past 23.
Keiki (GM): Uh, it certainly shouldn't be 20. Neither should it be... 13?
Did you upgrade Heart recently?
Keiki (GM): If so, it should be 15.
beeoi h.: Heart and power I think. Forgot what else.
Garrison Jr. attempts to use Command!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
beeoi h.: Maybe I took 2 damage or something.
Garrison Jr.: Tell them it's a false alarm!
beeoi h.: Either way I don't understand why I started with 13.
Oh it's 15 - 5 now. Ok, that's good enough
Hammer Bro tries to recover from a status effect!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
beeoi h.: Why does he keep trying to recover from a status effect
Hammer Bro: Don't you say another word, you... you... beetle thing!
beeoi h.: Does he have leg cramps
Keiki (GM): That's what he does to resist the mind thing.
...'Feyesh': L0rd Cramp. win.
Acre: Garrison is basically psycho mantis
Keiki (GM): It's sorta like a save.
beeoi h.: Oh that's a MIND control
Ok
Keiki (GM): Saving throws a shit.
beeoi h.: Somehow command didn't connect with me
Bob B.: Whirly: SV got us in this mess and leaves us in this mess
end turn
...'Feyesh': Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Shin squeezes his bowtie and squirts a
blinding bowtie juice at Hammer Bro!
Bakudan is wondering if the train conductor is still on Tour Guide Mode
Brownie: Yo, does being small lower my movement?
Keiki (GM): I decided that was dumb.
So... nah.
beeoi h.: That's it for me then.
I will be small somewhere else.
Keiki (GM) attempts to use jump a damn tarin!
Keiki (GM) knows about timed hits!
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan: Wow, what a reckless thing to do while blind.
Hammer Bro stumbles but makes the jump on the damn tarin.
Garrison Jr.: Bowser has some real badasses in his army
Hammer Bro starts waving his arms!
Keiki (GM): That's the end of his turn.
Bob B.: Whirly: Good help is so hard to find these days
Garrison Jr. attempts to use ConcussiveShot!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and do the macro!
Garrison Jr. fires a concussive shot at Hammer Bro, dealing
1 damage! Hammer Bro is
dizzy !
Garrison Jr.: And I'll wait here
Keiki (GM): Make an action command to jump the cars without complication!
Bakudan attempts to use tarin jump!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: rolling 8d6>4
= 7 Successes
Does the jump count as movement?
Bakudan: So it was 20 + whatever is inbetween the trains, right?
Keiki (GM): How far did you move, then?
Keiki (GM): It would take a second move to get that far, then.
Shin attempts to use jump the tarin!
Shin knows about timed hits!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Shin: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Hammer Bro tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Hammer Bro: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin slaps Hammer Bro silly, dealing
4 damage!
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Hammer Bro, dealing
5 damage!
Gradual Syrup was inside the egg!
Brownie: ...Gradual Syrup
Bob B.: Whirly: Iris is in the eye
Keiki (GM): You got a Gradual Syrup, son
Iris is a pretty Bowser iris.
beeoi h.: gogogo i am dun
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Hammer Bro stumbles north while waving his arms, blinded and dizzy!
Hammer Bro tries to recover from a status effect!
Hammer Bro: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Hammer Bro catches onto the ledge, barely!
The cannons lock and load!
Brownie: These cannons don't know what they're in for.
Garrison Jr.: Oh great, we're drawing artillery
Bombshell Bill takes initiative!
Bombshell Bill: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin: Man! We were so close at going un-noticed!
Garrison Jr.: Can I reach the Bombshell from here?
Keiki (GM): You can shoot it from that distance, assuming nothing is between you guys!
Bakudan: I am being pretty sneaky.
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan: Iris is camouflaging herself on an eye.
Bombshell Bill tries to dodge Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Bombshell Bill: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bombshell Bill, dealing
1 damage!
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Hammer Bro!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 8 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Hammer Bro, dealing
9 damage.
An announcer saying "Failure..." and the audience's collective sigh sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Shin: Dang, that's some tough defense!
The other Bombshell Bill is defeated!
Iris becomes one with the eye.
Shin: I think it's time I called in reinforcements...
Shin blows Zing Li Fast's Cayleef whistle.
Acre: I'm guessing by other bombshell bill, you mean this hammer bro.
Bakudan: Go look for your friend!
...While blind and dizzy!
Cayleef godmodes onto the train!
Cayleef: Hey. I'll do this. Like once or twice.
Brownie attempts to use jump on to the tarin!
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Cayleef: Are you ready to do like, 999 damage?
Garrison Jr.: Aw yeah, no more peashooter for now
Cayleef takes initiative!
Cayleef: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Garrison Jr. attempts to use tarin jump!
Garrison Jr. knows about timed hits!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Cayleef takes initiative!
Cayleef: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
There we go.
Garrison clutches to the ledge, and must make a Recover check to get back on the train!
Garrison Jr. tries to recover from a status effect!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison barely makes it back on the train, and must take a turn to get back onto it and right himself.
Brownie: Pretty good for a guy with no arms.
Garrison Jr. says "thanks, I went to Millitary School", muffled due to holding the edge of the train with his mouth
End turn.
probably not good enough but whatever
Shin attempts to identify Bombshell Bill.
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 4 Successes
That's a Bombshell Bill. If it hits you, it does a lot of damage, while simultaneously destroying itself!
It has 2 HP, 6 Attack, and 2 Defense.
They're a pain... take them out if you can! If they hit you and successfully guard, they are defeated, so that may prove a good tactic.
Bob B.: Would I be able to fire Bakudan from my cannon?
Keiki (GM): ... You could.
..........
I think
group 1 might have just started invesing in bro moves ???
Keiki (GM): Bakudan, would you like to be shout of out a cannon?
intervessing
Acre: I'll be back real quick
Keiki (GM): Acre it's kinda sorta up to you?
beeoi h.: Wait what about me
Keiki (GM): I think Ake wants to BRO TIER with Shin.
Bob B.: I think it's your turn
Sorry, didn't realize.
Added to the journal! Whoops.
Brownie: Ok, MAX MOVEMENT TIME
Watch me swoonce right in.
beeoi h.: full turn obviously
Then I accept the cannon shot, but not the bro thing.
Keiki (GM): You can launch Bakudan!
Acre: I want to see that sweet 999 damage
Cayleef lets out a shout!
The party can now make two attack rolls per attack on regular attacks! Attacks do at least 1 damage!
beeoi h.: That is actually a crazy buff
Bombshell Bill utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Bombshell Bill: rolling 6d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bombshell Bill rams into Shin, exploding and dealing
6 damage!
Bombshell Bill is defeated!
Keiki (GM): Where do you want to fire her?
Oh wait.
Garrison Jr.: At the top cannon
Bombshell Bill utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Bombshell Bill: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr.: Hop in! We're gonna blow this!
Brownie tries to dodge Bombshell Bill's attack!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Garrison Jr.: The cannon!
Keiki (GM): Garrison wants to see Bakudan bounce.
Bakudan: That doesn't sound stealthy.
But it'll be fun.
Bob B.: I want to see Bakudan explode from the bounce-Whirly
Garrison Jr.: I think is stealth is out the window for now
Bob B.: I mean the other train is still there to jump onto, right?
Keiki (GM): That's right!
Oh, yes
How do I roll this?
Keiki (GM): Let's say it's an action command.
Bob B.: Hope you guys consider looting the train if it does RIP- Whirly
Bob B. attempts to use Bakudan Blast!
Bob B. knows about timed hits!
Bob B.: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
...Maybe.
Bakudan lands near the cannons!
...Maybe.
Garrison Jr.: It's up to you now!
Bob B.: Bakudans gone wild. 18+ rating- Whirly
Woo! - Whirly
Acre: Do I get an action?
Keiki (GM): Woo! - Whirly -Keiki
Yes.
Iris utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill!
Iris: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Iris blows his spikeball upwards so that he may bite Bombshell Bill, dealing
4 damage!
Acre: Tell me about the arts of Hot Potato.
Ake: You do an action commadn!
Then you jump on that many enemies.
And on the last one, you explode!
So you should point out which enemies you jump on!
Acre attempts to use Hot Potato, extra spice.!
Acre knows about timed hits!
Acre: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Acre: First on the bombshell
Then on the top canon
then middle
...then top??
Bakudan jumps off of
4 head(s), dealing
5 damage with each jump before landing on Bombshell Bill with an explosion, dealing
8 damage.
Keiki (GM): It takes defense into account.
... Also did the macro wrong, hold on!
Bakudan jumps off of
4 head(s), dealing
5 damage with each jump before landing on Bombshell Bill Blaster with an explosion, dealing
7 damage.
Bombshell Bill and its cannon are defeated!
Bob B.: Bakudan and Garrison MVP Broteam! Woo! -Whirly
Acre: Also, Iris bit that bullet bill in front of her
Ake: Sounds like she needs a dentist.
Keiki (GM): Attack it, son.
Acre blows his spikeball upwards so that he may bite Bombshell Bill, dealing
4 damage!
Iris utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill!
Iris: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): Oh, you did. It hits!
Iris blows his spikeball upwards so that he may bite Bombshell Bill, dealing
4 damage!
Keiki (GM): And is defeated!
Acre: No nice I did it twice.
Ake: Oh hey, didn't realize Iris was so strong.
Bob B.: She's been well-taken care of
Shin attempts to identify Bombshell Bill Blaster.
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shin flips through his pages impotently.
Shin: I can't find the entry, guys... Argh!
Keiki (GM): Time for some wicked brownies if you know what I mean.
It is...
wait
what's with this bullet bill
is it behind me or on top of me or what
Brownie gets ready to swallow harder than anyone has ever swallowed
Keiki (GM): It's behind you!
beeoi h.: but I'm out of actions, so yeah
YET ANOTHER TURN OF NOTHING
Keiki (GM): You can only swallow things smaller than you!
Suggestive jokes
Keiki (GM): That's fine though.
Cayleef utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill!
Cayleef: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Cayleef slashes Bombshell Bill with his battleaxe, dealing
7 damage.
Brownie: Hi Bakudan ( ˘ 3˘)
Bob B.: Brownie can just eggs to shrink things to spit though? -Whirly
Bombshell Bill Blaster fires a golden bullet at Bakudan, dealing
3 damage!
I didn't know those things could turn.
Shin: Whoa, I didn't know it could do that...
beeoi h.: Oh yeah that's a good point
That gives an egg for an egg too
New meta
Keiki (GM): The blaster used that turn doing that attack. Your turn Garrison!
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill Blaster!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bombshell Bill Blaster tries to guard against Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Bombshell Bill Blaster: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): One more roll! These combine.
Garrison Jr. utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill Blaster!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bob B.: Be VIGOROUS.... in bed -Whirly
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bombshell Bill Blaster, dealing
0 damage!
Acre: that's for the remark, whirls
Keiki (GM): It does 1 damage!
Bob B.: Not so vigorous Bree- Whirly
The middle one
beeoi h.: Go! Go! Bakudan Go!
Is our anime opening.
Acre utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill Blaster!
Acre: rolling 10d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bombshell Bill Blaster!
Bakudan: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Bakudan jumps on Bakudan, dealing
9 damage.
An announcer saying "Success!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
The Bombshell Bill Blaster is defeated!
Brownie: Be honest with me, Bakudan.
Am I going to be shrunk for life?
Shin attempts to identify Bombshell Bill Blaster.
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 2 Successes
Ugh! Finally found the page.
Bakudan: Do YOU want to be shrunk for life?
Brownie: I need to be big where it matters, at least.
Bakudan: You will, if you wish hard enough.
Brownie tries to recover from a status effect!
Brownie: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): I think it's run its course.
That's a Bombshell Bill Blaster! It has 10 HP, 5 FP, and 3 Defense.
It spits out Bombshell Bills on the regular. But it also has different tricks from Lord Fast II's Bullet Bill Blasters...
They can take a turn to fire out two at once, and can also use an attack called Magnum. It's wild and unpredictable...
Bakudan: Go! Go! Brownie! Go!
It's our anime opening.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Brownie into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
6 turns. In this turn, Brownie can either swallow or spit Brownie out.
well, you get the picture
Brownie spits the blaster the ...(S) off the train.
The last Bombshell Bill Blaster is spat out the side of the train!
Bakudan: ...Bye cannon! Look for your friends!
Shin proceeds to dodge the last Bombshell Bill.
Brownie: That didn't quite go as planned.
Hopefully all this trouble was worth it.
Garrison Jr.: That went far better than my time in the trenches
Bakudan: That was pretty stealthy!
Bob B.: Also, I should call it a night
Keiki (GM): Totalling up the XP and stuff, and then it's over!
