Acre: acre rules, cakedrools
Bob B. breaks acre's rules
Keiki (GM): I said keep your unfunny shit to one campaign and I meant it, Acre.
You're on thin ice, you pansexual pirate.
Well then. Where is everyone?
Bob B.: They're scared of the high-speed adventures today
Ake: Steve's gonna be late, so I guess we just need SV!
Keiki (GM): SV's a mystery. I suppose we'll just have to begin!
[MUSIC] Penguin's Slide's Slide
Ake: Get Acre to play one of the sleds.
Keiki (GM): So. Sled races.
Acre: You never said to keep my unfunny shit to myself
Keiki (GM): Wonder how I'll do this without... like, anyone.
I'm calling you out on being a faker.
Keiki (GM): Anyway, the person behind does a sort of initiative.
It's a macro called "SledStart" but... to you guys it's not really relevant!
This determines the sled's starting speed.
Ake: Do you think we should actually do this session with just us?
Keiki (GM): In the manner of 10 feet each.
I'll go through with it. SV and Steev might show up later.
Ake: Alright! Make sure to do the macro anyway.
Bob B.: We'll just have to be heroic enough for two people
Bumpty gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Bumpty: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Ake: Maybe Shin should be a sled that Garrison and Bakudan share.
Good job, Bumpty!
Koopeep gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bumpty gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Bumpty: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Whoops. There we go.
Koopeep gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan: You were doing fine before, Koopeep!
Shin gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): I'm going to give Bree and Ake temporary control of Brownie and Zing Li Fast!
So.
: rolling 1t[BerryGenerator]
= 0
Iris: (shhh, don't tell anyone)
Garrison Jr.: Your secret is safe with me!
Keiki (GM): These rolls mean that you can go that number * 10 feet fast at the moment, up to a top speed, depending on the sled.
The next turn, this increases by 10 feet.
Zing Li Fast: That is good.
Acre: This havoc engine physics, man
Keiki (GM): You can also attack as normal while on the sled.
Acre: I completely butchered the name and I don't care
Bakudan: Why would I want to attack anybody?
Bumpty utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Bumpty: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr.: If they shoot, you shoot back!
That's war!
Why am I in the middle!
: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan tries to guard against Bumpty's attack!
Keiki (GM): Defend that shit nig.
Keiki (GM): The top speed is the speed of the sled, by the way.
You may still catch up!
Koopeep: ... Eat geometry!
Bakudan: You know, I think those bumpties might be the up and coming champions.
Koopeep utilizes inner Power on Bumpty!
Koopeep: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep kicks her Noki Noki Shell at Bumpty, rebounding it and dealing
2 damage!
Zing Li Fast: ..."Eat geometry!"
Garrison Jr.: Not if they crash and... well, not burn, there's too much snow for that
Garrison Jr.: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses Smarts on Bumpty!
Koopeep: I can conform that that's a hit!
Bakudan: Nice shot, Garrison! On a moving target too!
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bumpty, dealing
3 damage!
Keiki (GM): Take ten more feet!
Ake: Oh! I didn't notice the numbers went up!
Keiki (GM): Because Brownie's and Zing's Speed are both 4, their top speed is 40 feet!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses Smarts on Bumpty!
Bumpty tries to dodge Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Bumpty: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr.: Hold steady, yoshi!
Bakudan: rolling 9d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bumpty!
Bakudan jumps on Bumpty, dealing
9 damage.
"Cowabunga!" sounds off, right as Bakudan lands her jump.
Zing Li Fast: Sounds about right.
Bakudan: ...Can they still win if there's no one on the sled?
Bob B.: Can I shoot the sled?
Koopeep: blah blah blah nice job blah blah blah bowser master race blah blah blah
Keiki (GM): Yes you can! You can defeat either the slider or the sled itself!
You're an asset to the team.
Acre: Added to the journal?
Bob B.: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Keiki (GM): ... It's a hit, but it's just a sled!
Garrison Jr.: Well, I'm not losing to an empty sled!
Keiki (GM): The racers have to be on the sled to win! Or at least just one.
Bakudan: What if the sled is sentient like ours?
Bob B.: It looks like I can't target an empty sled, anyway
Sled: Today is a bad day.
Acre: Put a cute red X on it.
Bob B.: And the poor thing just got fixed, too! Whoever shot it was a jerk
Keiki (GM): 40 feet, son.
Bakudan: I think Garrison should win.
I mean, we _should_ have been going the same speeds, right?
Keiki (GM): Looks like a win for Bakudan thanks to the lead from Koopeep to me!
Er, wait.
They were the same.
But still, you guys were ahead!
So I'm going to rule it as a win for Team Zing.
Bakudan: Let's cross over at the same time and have the happiest equal ending ever.
Aw!
Garrison Jr.: I didn't go straight forward, you had the better sledding!
Keiki (GM): ... This is just a practice race, so it doesn't really matter!
Keiki (GM): Man, not even SV? That's weird.
Garrison Jr. uses the momentum from the sled to take a long leap off
Bakudan talks to this penguin.
Bakudan: So. What did you think?
Rockhopper: Heh. Pretty weak, honestly.
Garrison Jr. checks out the sparse audience
Bakudan: Rockhopper, I expect to see /you/ at the next race.
Rockhopper: Eh. I'm just here to cheer on the main event.
You know the manguin.
Avalanche!
Bakudan: Is that especially soon or something?
Rockhopper: I'd bet on it being soon.
Bakudan: I dunno why you folks are spectating a little kiddie race.
Rockhopper checks his elite Rockhop watch.
Rockhopper: Oh, would you look at the time. I have a real race to watch. The championship!
Bakudan: Where's the slope?
Rockhopper: It's out east.
Good luck. You're going to need it.
Bakudan hops up and down excitedly!
Bakudan: Let's go Garrison!
We can do this.
Garrison Jr.: WE make our own luck!
Garrison Jr.: In the 40mm variety
Keiki (GM): Head to the slope?
Ake: Also, I like your RPing, Bree. I don't express that much but I do!
Ake: ...That hot dog stand.
Keiki (GM): That's nostalgia for me.
Bakudan: Why are these bumpties racially segregated?
Shin: The Rockhop are bitter rivals with the Bumpties!
Bakudan: Jeez, that's racist.
Garrison Jr.: There's probably a long and deep history behind race relations here
Shin: ... Speaking of, I think I see their main guy.
Avalanche: Well well well.
Acre: Are rockhops actual things or you made them up?
Avalanche: Didn't expect you guys to show your crude faces here at the actual tournament.
Where's that Yoshi, anyway?
I was ready to smoke him for coinage.
Bet he left town.
Bakudan: He's hiding in the snow, just waiting to sabotage your ride.
What are these guys?
Snowy Monty Mole: ... What's it to you?
Snowy Monty Mole: Get lost!
Snowy Monty Mole grumbles.
I'm Bakudan. What's your name?
Bakudan: Tell your mom to get more creative.
So, who wants next to the football guys, and who wants next to the guys with the ugly hats?
Garrison Jr.: The football guys can probably hurt with their tackles
I'll go next to them, I can take it
Keiki (GM): ... Okay, I have encountered by far the stupidest glitch
Bakudan: Who should push who this time?
Keiki (GM): Ake. You know how the Archived stuff is at the bottom?
Keiki (GM): Well, I restored a character to use him.
And he fucking comes in as a Handout now.
Keiki (GM): And he acts like a fucking handout, too.
Ake: Can you... drag the handout back into characters?
Maybe Characters is a folder.
Wanna have a ten minute break?
Keiki (GM): I think this works... for now!
Ake: You can mess around with this and I'll mess around in another tab.
Alright!
Keiki (GM): Look in the journal, though.
Ake: Right now he's neither a character nor a handout!
Keiki (GM): Which is... weird.
I can show him to players.
Try dragging him.
I managed to drag mine back into Characters.
Keiki (GM): He works now though. Holy shit, Roll20, get your game together.
Anyway, sorry about the interruption. Would you guys like a quick break?
Ake: If the problem is solved I don't need one now! But if you'd like one I don't mind!
Bob B.: I'm ready to jump right in
Keiki (GM): Me too! Let's do this.
Koopeep: I'll ride with you, Bakudan!
Bakudan: We're about to become very good friends, mole.
Koopeep: Bluh bluh bluh Bowser bluhzer.
Zing Li Fast: Hello... "...'Feyesh'".
Garrison Jr.: You're falling roday, coward
Garrison Jr. stares down Avalanche
Keiki (GM): I'll explain real quick for SV!
You're basically a moving platform for the two characters riding you!
... .
Keiki (GM): So the rear person does this sort of initiative thing.
That determines their starting speed. If it's 1, it's 10 feet, and so on.
Every turn it increases by 10 feet up to Zing's Speed, which would be 40 feet for him.
I've been trying to log in for a while.
Keiki (GM): We'll play it by ear! Hope it isn't too complicated.
Lakitu: Racers! Are you ready?
.: My internet was/is failing, and when it didn't, flop20 flopped me away.
The map won't even load.
Keiki (GM): Let me tell you about flop20 flopping. flop.
Ake: I hope my Zing RPing was sufficient.
It was.
.: tattle the sled, gamers.
[MUSIC] Penguin's Slide Championship
Both crowds roar to the life as the race seems to be starting.
.: Ake, could you continue to play for me? I'm having some problems still.
I can't see the map, for one.
Lakitu: ... It seems Ashley Pennington has forfeited the race due to unforeseen complications!
Lakitu: Two new competing teams have entered, though!
But... there's sledding to do, sliding fans!
.: Finally the music loads.
awesome RR
Lakitu: Racers, are you ready?
3!
2!
1!
... GO!
Koopeep gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Snowy Monty Mole gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Snowy Monty Mole: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Rockhopper gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Rockhopper: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Chargin' Chuck gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Chargin' Chuck: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan: Ugh, damn penguins.
Shin gets a running start and attempts to get the sled sliding!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
I think I know who's gonna win this race.
Garrison Jr.: I didn't know you had it in you!
Shin: PUTTING THESE STUBBY LEGS TO USE
Go go go, Garrison!
Ake: Can I attack after all the 1s moved or only when I move?
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, no attacks can be made in the first round.
You guys have only just started!
.: Alright, the map loaded.
What now?
Nice. Ice. stands.
Ake: You can move Zing 10 * the Initiative every turn.
I already moved ten feet!
Ake: Then it can go up. So this turn, you can move 20 feet.
.: Wow, what a beautiful map this one is.
.
Acre: sick 90° turn, bro
Garrison Jr.: rolling 5d6>4
= 0 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses Smarts on Avalanche!
Uhh...
Garrison Jr.: That... that was just a warning shot!
.: I dunno how to move specific distances, so I won't ruin things
.
Ake: Do you know about the ruler?
Ake: So, roll20's sidebar on the left.
Ake: Has the cursor on the top, then a paint brush, then a magnifying glass, then a ruler that looks like a comb.
Click that comb ruler thing.
Then click and drag across the map!
.: I thought that was for brushing my tokens.
Rockhopper utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Rockhopper: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Bumpty's attack!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Ake: If you get us close, we can attack.
Rockhopper throws a rock at Shin, dealing
1 damage!
I hope I got it.
Bakudan: Try clicking your token and then pressing Space!
It'll show you your last move and the distance!
.: It showed 20 feet. win.
It worked!
Shin uses Smarts on Bumpty!
Shin: rolling 8d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep: Whoops. That was me.
Zing Li Fast: Goddamn bobsleds.
Koopeep uses Smarts on Bumpty!
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 6 Successes
Koopeep kicks her Noki Noki Shell at Bumpty, rebounding it and dealing
2 damage!
Zing Li Fast spits a goddamn log
Bakudan: I hope that mean looking drill behind us doesn't ram into us!
.: So umm... the sleds can't attack, right?
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan: I imagine you can ram things!
Zing Li Fast flies off of a ramp!
Bakudan: ...I think we're about to get tackled!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
.: I'm not sure I got this.
Bakudan: Can I attack right now?
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Sled's attack!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Chargin' Chuck's attack!
Keiki (GM): Argh. Macros!
Keiki (GM): Roll20 got a lot glitchier in the last update.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Cheep Cheep rams into Bakudan, dealing
2 to an enemy sled! Sled takes
0 damage in recoil!
Keiki (GM): ... Cheep Cheep. What?
Bakudan: Why the heck did you make a sled out of a fish?
Acre: you found the secret character
Keiki (GM): That ain't anything what I selected
Garrison Jr.: Fish can glide right through water, maybe it works for snow, too
Bakudan: Ooh, clever thinking.
You can divide them in 10 foot increments, too.
I still don't get the turn order thing.
Ake: Also, if you press space while moving your token, and then keep moving, it'll mark the increments.
That's helpful!
Bob B.: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bob B. uses Smarts on Avalanche!
Ake: Shin and Avalanche can move 40 feet a turn. And the rest of us move 30!
And I think the actual order we take turns is the order of the Turn Order thing.
So Shin -> Avalanche -> Us -> Moles -> Chargin' Chucks.
The Moles.
Bakudan: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan attempts to use Hot Potato!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Bakudan jumps off of
1 head(s), dealing
4 damage with each jump before landing on Chargin' Chuck with an explosion, dealing
9 damage.
Zing Li Fast: ...Hot Potato!
Bob B.: My attack didn't work?
So after Koopeep, I get to move?
Keiki (GM): Oh whoops! Didn't notice it! Went to the bathroom real quick.
Avalanche tries to dodge Garrison Jr.'s attack!
Avalanche: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. fires his shell-mounted cannon at Bumpty, dealing
3 damage!
Look over there!
Bob B.: Oh, I only saw the ramp by the lakae
Zing Li Fast: The_Zing sees...(S)
Bob B.: ...if that is a ramp
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Keiki (GM): You'll get to use the ramp macro!
Zing Li Fast flies off of a ramp!
Zing Li Fast: Screw this, I'm rolling into a goddamn ramp!
CHAAAAARGE
Zing Li successfully lands off of the ramp and gets a free 10 feet!
Zing Li Fast: Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
hi.
Garrison Jr.: That was pretty close to a collision
Zing Li Fast: I'm racing on the edge. Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Avalanche has gotten faster!
Bakudan: We can't let him get too far!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) him! ...(S) him like he ...(S)ed Brownie!
Avalanche rams into Brownie, dealing
4 to an enemy sled! Sled takes
1 damage in recoil!
Avalanche utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Avalanche: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bakudan: Jeez Avalanche, don't get cocky!
Garrison Jr.: Good job, Brownie!
Avalanche completely flunders on a ram!
Zing Li Fast: rofl, PWNED.
Shin squirts his bowtie as they ride by.
Shin squeezes his bowtie and squirts a
burning bowtie juice at Avalanche!
Zing Li Fast: ...what is this
Bakudan: Sick burn, Shin.
.: bowtie juices. gamers.
Bakudan: Maybe we should take the offensive, Zing!
Koopeep uses Smarts on Avalanche!
Koopeep: rolling 8d6>4
= 4 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...Yarrrgh!
Avalanche tries to dodge Koopeep's attack!
Avalanche: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Koopeep kicks her Noki Noki Shell at Bumpty, rebounding it and dealing
2 damage!
Zing Li Fast: #getshellshocked
Chargin' Chuck flies off of a ramp!
Chargin' Chuck: rolling 4d6>4
= 0 Successes
Chargin' Chuck sticks the landing!
Avalanche's Sled flies off of a ramp!
Avalanche's Sled: rolling 6d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: floppin' chuck. flop.
Bakudan: ...Be careful Zing!
Zing Li Fast: Bring it on, ...(S)ers.
Brownie flies off of a ramp!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie successfully ramps after Avalanche! However, some uninvited guests pop out of the water...
.: ...However, some uninvited guests pop out of the water.
Acre: It was the Runaway Five
.: The Acre Five, gamers.
Cheep Cheep utilizes inner Power on Cheep Cheep!
Cheep Cheep: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr.: These must be the fish those chucks made their sled out of
Cheep Cheep utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Cheep Cheep: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan: Oh jeez, they look dangerous!
Shin tries to dodge Cheep Cheep's attack!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: vorefish, gamers.
Cheep Cheep belly flops onto Shin, dealing
3 damage!
Cheep Cheep leaps through Shin and back into the water.
Zing Li Fast: belly flop. flop.
Keiki (GM): You should guard, son.
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. tries to guard against Cheep Cheep's attack!
Cheep Cheep belly flops onto Garrison Jr., dealing
0 damage!
Cheep Cheep lands back in the water.
Bakudan: Now that's one tough turtle.
Team Brownie get an extra 10 feet!
Garrison Jr.: No fish bothers me!
...how are you holding up, Shin?
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast flies off of a ramp!
Shin: I've taken a lot worse, believe me!
... I seem to be some kind of punching bag.
Bob B.: Do I move the rest of my move?
Bob B.: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bob B. uses Smarts on Bumpty!
Bakudan looks back at the other two sleds.
Bakudan: I... kind of feel bad for them.
Zing Li Fast: #notime4slow...(S)s
: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Cheep Cheep utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Cheep Cheep: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Cheep Cheep utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Bakudan: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Cheep Cheep: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Cheep Cheep's attack!
Bakudan tries to guard against Cheep Cheep's attack!
Garrison Jr.: They didn't come prepared, they get the consequence
Zing Li Fast successfully dodges the attacks for his friends!
Zing Li Fast: I'm a ...(S)ing acrobat.
Zing Li Fast can make the rest of his move plus 10 extra feet!
.: I dunno how much that islol
Bakudan: See you later, Avalanche!
.: I'll just guess 12,5 feet. win.
Avalanche: I'll show you punks!
.: Who's the black Duplighost with Avalanche?
Zing Li Fast: ...Avalanche'll show you punks!
Avalanche gets towed out of the ice-cold water!
.: ...Avalanche gets towed out of the ice-cold water!
Avalanche: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Avalanche utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Shin tries to dodge Bumpty's attack!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Avalanche pecks Shin, dealing
6 damage!
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Bakudan: That's too lewd.
Maybe you should tattle while you have the chance!
Shin uses Smarts on Avalanche!
Shin: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
.: Tattle the ramp, gamers.
Shin tries to flip through the pages of his book to no avail!
Bakudan: Don't die on us!
Zing Li Fast: Nooo you'll get motion sick
Bob B.: Can I command during this race?
Bakudan: I'm wary of that snowman!
The Mr. Blizzards toss snowballs at Brownie!
Shin uses Smarts on Brownie!
Shin: rolling 10d6>4
= 3 Successes
Mr. Blizzard uses Smarts on Brownie!
Mr. Blizzard: rolling 10d6>4
= 7 Successes
Mr. Blizzard throws a snowball at Brownie, dealing
3 damage!
Brownie's speed has lowered slightly!
: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison Jr.: Argh! I didn't expect an ambush!
Mr. Blizzard uses Smarts on Zing Li Fast!
Mr. Blizzard: rolling 10d6>4
= 5 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Mr. Blizzard's attack!
Mr. Blizzard throws a snowball at Zing Li Fast, dealing
2 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Can't compete with ...(S)ing d10.
Bakudan tosses her Mushroom towards Shin!
: rolling d1010101010101010101010
= 6770
Chargin' Chuck uses Smarts on Bakudan!
Chargin' Chuck: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Chargin' Chuck punts a football at Lakitu, dealing
1 damage!
Chargin' Chuck: ... Whoops, I missed.
PrinceShroob: What a meathead!
Bob B.: I think attacking the ref is disqualification
Chargin' Chuck uses Smarts on Garrison Jr.!
Chargin' Chuck: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Avalanche uses Smarts on Garrison Jr.!
Avalanche: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Garrison Jr.: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Garrison Jr. tries to guard against Avalanche's attack!
Garrison Jr.: A punk like you shouldn't even bother!
Avalanche throws a rock, but it harmlessly bounces off of Garrison.
Avalanche: ... Man, doesn't this sled have like, missiles or something?
Zing Li Fast: flop. flop.
Bakudan: Eat the mushroom I threw you, Shin!
Brownie heads ino the tunnel!
Garrison Jr.: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Garrison Jr. uses Smarts on Avalanche!
Garrison Jr.: No, but I do!
Shin: I like to live life on the edge... Well. I guess I will.
Zing Li Fast: VORE it, gamers.
Bakudan: Maybe you should try tattling again.
Shin flies off of a ramp!
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Chargin' Chuck flies off of a ramp!
Chargin' Chuck: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Snowy Monty Mole flies off of a ramp!
Snowy Monty Mole: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
.: ...Shin flies off of a ramp!
Chargin' Chucks and the moles start to gain on Avalanche.
Avalanche: Ooh, if I start having to fight for second place, I'll be mad!
.: Help. Avalanche can't escape the moles. They're gaining on him. Help. Pleh. Mooooles.
Zing Li Fast: first place fetish
Shin: Uh oh... that's a ramp coming up!
Zing Li Fast: It sounds deep. win.
It looks deep. win.*
Bakudan: Does it feel deep. win.?
Shin: This is the moment of truth here, guys...
Shin: Whether we win or lose depends on hitting this ramp with all we got!
Zing Li Fast: Muttley, do something!
Garrison Jr.: Push yourself, Brownie!
Figuratively
Bakudan: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan wishes for a miracle.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast wishes for a miracle.
Brownie flies off of a ramp!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast flies off of a ramp!
Bakudan: Argh, such mediocre wishing!
Zing Li Fast: I cannot loooose!
Zing Li Fast and Brownie ramp over the canyon!
Zing Li Fast falls into the canyon below!
Muttley, do something!
Garrison Jr.: Bakudan! Zing Li!
Zing Li Fast buzzes in tu become a Bullet Bill again
Brownie and his riders come in first!
[MUSIC] Victory!
.: Cake, let me become a Bullet Bill again and fly to the finish line
Garrison Jr. basks in the crowd's adoration
Lakitu drags Zing Li Fast back to the cliff, and they finish second!
Bakudan: Great job Zing! Congratulations Team Brownie!
Zing Li Fast becomes no longer a goddamn bobsled
Soon enough, the rest of the racers come across the canyon. The crowd is restless in the face of an unexpected outcome.
Zing Li Fast: I got into character again. Such a hefty procedure.
Acre: man, I know. I thought the moles would win
Zing Li Fast: Damn, we were so close to Venom.
Bakudan: Avalanche, who taught you to ramp?
Bakudan: Like for real. That was /so/ amateurish.
Zing Li Fast: Congrats, assbrownielets.
Acre: boss fight boss fight wooo
.: ...boss fight boss fight wooo
Lakitu: Congratulations, racers!
.: I also want my usual "dopey" picture back.
Lakitu: For a stunning race, I award the Penguin's Slide 64th Annual Race trophy to... Brownie, Garrison, and Shin!
Bakudan: Great job steering, Garrison!
The crowd is a mix of cheers and boos. Slowly, the Rockhops leave, along with Avalanche in tow.
Bakudan: Pfft, you'd think the rockhops would like things shaken up.
Garrison Jr.: I'd like to thank my sled, Shin, and all the people who supported my rise to the top!
Bakudan: Can I buy a hot dog?
I have four coins.
Garrison Jr., Zing Li Fast, Shin, and Bakudan each get 100 Star Points!
Bakudan: I would like.. one hot dog.
I find Hoggle's Hot Dogs to be incredibly suggestive.
Garrison Jr. examines the trophy
Zing Li Fast also examines the asstrophy
The trophy seems to radiate a certain kind of star power, though it seems to have depleted since it gave its power to the winning recepients. That's you guys.
Zing Li Fast: Chaos_Is_Power
"10 coins for a dog, lady. Oh, and a new deal for Hot Dog Jr.'s. They're 3 coins. They're like minitiure hot dogs!
Bakudan: I'll take one of the juniors then!
Rockhopper walks up grumbling to Zing Li Fast, holding a bag of jingling coins.
Rockhopper: This is for the brown yoshi or whatever.
Zing Li Fast grabs the coin and gives it to Brownie
Shin: Let's head back in town and show Pennington the trophy!
Zing Li Fast: Why afraid of giving it to him?
.
Bakudan: How many coins is that?
Rockhopper: This was a pity win.
Anyway. It's 50 coins. Seeya.
Zing Li Fast: ...This was a pity win.
Bakudan: Wow! Congrats Brownie!
Brownie silently acknowledges it.
Zing Li Fast: And I would have won, too, if it wasn't for that meddling Brown yishi!
Garrison Jr.: This trophy has something magical to it. We should find out what that's about.
Zing Li Fast: old_guy probably knows.
Shin: It gave us the star points, neeerd.
Shin: Let's go, shall we?
Elder Pennington: Ah. I see that smile on your eyes. And that glimmering trophy.
Zing Li Fast: Good good smile.
Zing Li Fast: Hey ..."Ashley Pennington", were you afraid of racing us?
Ashley Pennington: No! Grandad fell ill again... so I had to take care of him!
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Bakudan: If we wish hard enough, will he get better?
Zing Li Fast gives Pennington some Cold Killer Z
Ashley Pennington: No, he's better again! He just... has allergies.
Elder Pennington: Some lad came by with a cake.
Ah well, though.
Zing Li Fast: cake fetish
Bakudan: What'd he look like?
Elder Pennington: Hm... Never saw any of his kind.
Elder Pennington: He wore a helmet.
Thought the kid was somethin' special.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S), it was that Kapin loser.
Elder Pennington: Anyway. I have something to present to you.
Elder Pennington: Ashley! Unfold it!
Zing Li Fast: Ooh, present time!
Ashley Pennington unveils a patch that was sewn into Elder Pennington's planket!
The group gets the Summit Patch!
Zing Li Fast: It's a Quilt Pa-Patch! Gimme! Gimme gimme gimme!
Zing Li Fast grabs the Summit Pa-Patch
The group can now hold two (2) Terra Wishes!
Bakudan: Thank you so much, Mr. Pennington! I promise we'll return this to you when we can!
Garrison Jr.: Thank you, sir! Your help is much appreciated!
That means they can now use a more powerful Terra Wish: Elevate!
Zing Li Fast: ...Elevate!
Ashley Pennington: You folks were really what helped grandad lift his spirits, though! Thank you so much for showing Avalanche a lesson!
Garrison Jr.: Are you able to tell us who has the next Terra Patch, sir?
Elder Pennington: Yes, yes... I did some research.
Elder Pennington: Well... the elder who possessed it passed away long ago, unfortunately. His name was Morton.
He was a mighty king, back then. But he felt compassion and helped us on a quest long ago.
Though he did pass on the treasures to his heir, and his heir after that, and his heir's heir after that.
Bakudan: ...How old are you?
Elder Pennington: And finally... I know where the line is at right now.
... I'm pretty old. I don't think I could cover that one up with a blanket.
Bakudan: Where do you think the current heir is?
Elder Pennington: But the current owner of the patch is... Bowser.
I never realized Bowser was so... young.
Thank you for informing us!
Garrison Jr.: These will be tough negotiations
Elder Pennington: He currently resides in the Bowser Badlands. Though I have no idea if he even has that patch, still...
Bakudan: Only one way to find out!
Elder Pennington: You folks came from Toadbrook, correct?
Very nice city.
Would like to live there.
Elder Pennington: It's far out west. Bowser actually maintains a trainyard near his established fortress... You could potentially just catch a train there.
Anyway... that's all I could figure out, short of going up and just... seeing him!
Bakudan: Would you like to come with us and meet him?
Elder Pennington laughs heartily.
Elder Pennington: Heh heh... no.
Thanks for your help!
Elder Pennington: Get that Terra Quilt stiched back together.
... Speaking of stitching.
You may find yourself back in this place if you want to bring the patches back together. I wouldn't forget the way!
Bakudan: Do you know who stitches them together?
Elder Pennington looks off to the west to the looming palace set in the mountain range.
Perhaps I shall tell you when you gather these Patches.
Bakudan: That's fantastic! We'll collect all of the patches as soon as possible and come back here.
Garrison Jr.: By the way, have you seen any other beetles come through here recently
By the way, have you seen any other beetles come through here recently?
whoops
Elder Pennington shakes his head.
Elder Pennington: 'Fraid not. Can't have gone anywhere outside of, uh... the Mushroom Kingdom, though.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe they've become prisoners of Bowser
Bakudan: Well, I think we're done in this town. Anything you guys have left to do?
Garrison Jr.: If he wants to lose a war, he's picking the right army!
Shin: Anyway... I don't think I have any business left here. Let's head back to the shop and break the news to Koopeep later.
... Too late.
.: ...And also Steev's here
Shin: ... Meta-peep's reaction to the party going to see Bowser
Zing Li Fast: ......Meta-peep's reaction to the party going to see Bowser
Koopeep: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zing Li Fast: calm down son
Garrison Jr.: now we'll have to listen to her all the way
Bakudan: Maybe she can tell us what his castle is like on the way there.
Koopeep: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH I NEED TO GET READY I LOOK A MESS
Zing Li Fast: ...Koopeep is so "dopey".
You need to calms down.
Or else you get the brain problems.
Koopeep: You can't bring me down today, flying non-sequitor dildo! Finally things are going MY way!
Maybe he'll sign my broom eeeee
Bakudan: Maybe we'll find other magical Koopas who can enchant it!
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Koopeep: I-IT'S NOT A FETISH!
even though they're jerks
Koopeep: Oh. What happened with the race?
Did Brow totally beef it?
Shin: ... "Brow" won the race. Sort of.
Zing Li Fast: We were second.
..."Avalanche" came in third.
Serves him right.
Garrison Jr.: AT least he got his wish and didn't have to fight for second
Koopeep: This is a good day for Koopeep.
Koopeep: I'll have to find someplace to dry clean my robes. I need to look crisp and presentable!
And the same goes for the rest of you slobs too.
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Koopeep: We'll be in the company of royalty and your commander-in-chief
Acre: oh man night gala dress up
Steev: Time for a MAKEOVER
Steev: totally gonna use my Shine Sprite ability to get a clothes beam
Shin: You guys want to get going toward Toadbrook?
Shin: We can regroup back at the shop.
Zing Li Fast: Yeah, lets go bacjnorn.
And so the group heads back to Toadbrook with a new Terra Patch in hand.
Koopeep: And a hymn in their hearts
Keiki (GM): So there's potential that the groups could meet tonight!
Koopeep: "Whaaaat a friend we have in Booow~~~serrrrr"
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah, session ogre
