Bakudan: You should pet Iris! She likes affection.
Koopeep: Oh come on! Did I get shrunk again while I wasn't paying attention?
Iris nibbles on Koopeep's robes.
Koopeep: Get her off, this is the finest cotton in the Koopa Kingdom
Bakudan: Give her food and then maybe.
..."Feyesh": ...Changelog
Keiki (GM): I'll start in a second!
Keiki (GM): Four out of five, that's decent.
Koopeep: I'm sure the bullet will turn tail and run again
Keiki (GM): I'm going to the bathroom a second though!
Keiki (GM): ... And now we're down a Bree!
Anyway, I think I'll go ahead and get started.
Ake: Aw, what a cute map! I love the icicles.
[MUSIC] Penguin's Slide
The party hikes up a huge mountain, the cold, biting wind nipping at the party as they go further up.
Steev: This place is so quaint
Koopeep: This place is terrible.
..."Feyesh": Smalltopicman concurs.
Also good music.
Bob B.: Sorry, my connection here is being unstable
Bakudan: Brr! Wish I didn't leave that scarf on the snowman...
Zing Li Fast is at the top, making snow angbills.
Zing Li Fast: oh hay I'm just going to hang around here for a while
Koopeep: What kind of tiny sun artifact doesn't radiate heat? Stupid shine sprite
Zing Li Fast: Nice. Ice. place.
Bakudan: I think I see a shop, who wants to go shopping?
Zing Li Fast: Ooh, Zingy does!
Shin: This should be Penguin's Slide!
Koopeep: Maybe they'll have galoshes
Bakudan: Have you been here before, Shin?
Zing Li Fast: galoshes fetish
Shin: Can't say I have. Though I've heard some things, I suppose!
Bakudan: Any spooky ghost stories? I bet there's boos hidden all over.
..."Feyesh": Acre's going to drop the big bomb. Group 1 has the better characters.
Koopeep: Watch out for any shifty dark boos
Shin: Well, they have sled races here. Wonder if we can see them.
Steev: We already knew that about our group B)
Shin: Let's go in, shall we?
Bakudan: Ooooh! I wanna participate!
Good idea Shin!
Acre: I dropped the big bomb.
Zing Li Fast: bonyboo thinks bonyboo thinks that's dagnerous.
Zing Li Fast enters the shoppe
..."Feyesh": Bobberyqw dropped the big bomb, gamers.
And SM64 music rules.
Koopeep: It's dark as the grave in here
Bob B.: I think the bar is stuck!
Ake: That's a pretty adorable loading bar!
Koopeep: Stupid slowload patch
Bob B.: Also, I think I'm finally stabily connected
That is gewd.
Garrison Jr.: I feel like I've been wandering around in a daze! Gotta keep my head with the world!
I have 22 coins and I want to buy things!
Lemmy Morta: Hello, and welcome to my wares!
Acre: ...oh boy. Lemmy Morta.
Lemmy Morta: Do I know you? You don't look familiar?
..."Feyesh": Lemmy Morta, gamers.
Zing Li Fast: What's to shoppe?
Huh
Garrison Jr.: Well, I don't know you
Have any beetle troops passed through here recently?
Koopeep: Well it's good to see a fellow Magikoopa
Bakudan whispers to Koopeep.
Bakudan: Do you think he's cute? He seems your type, y'know...
Koopeep: I don't know, just look at his hair
Bakudan: Oh, hey Brownie! Were you admiring the sights?
Lemmy Morta: Well, my goods are pretty low with the competition coming on.
Bakudan: Earmuffs! How much?
Garrison Jr.: What do you have on this shelf?
Lemmy Morta is slowly stacking some winter clothes on the side.
Lemmy Morta: Oh, let's see... 18 coins!
Koopeep: Yoohoo, big winter blowout
Garrison Jr.: Those are bigger than me...
Bakudan: ...I'll take it!
Lemmy Morta: Alrighty then!
Bakudan puts on the fuzzywuzzy earmuffs!
Garrison Jr.: I'll buy this Super Shroom
Gotta stay healthy
Lemmy Morta: Busy, busy... That'll be 23 coins!
Koopeep: Hmph. Don't ask the white magikoopa to heal you.
Well forget it! You're on your own, bug
Lemmy Morta: Fancy doing business.
So where are you guys coming from? And it's nice seeing you two, Shin, Bakudan.
'Fraid I'm out of bobsled parts, though.
Koopeep: You three know each other?
Bakudan: We're from Toadbrook! We're gonna be real Toadbrook citizens! It's gonna be great.
Garrison Jr.: I didn't think the Koopa Troop was allowed in Toadbrook
Koopeep: We go where we please!
Lemmy Morta: Ah. Toadbrook.
Bakudan: Have you been there?
Acre: I think Ake is on a quest to make Bakudan have the most sprite edits ever.
Lemmy Morta: A few times, mostly on business runs. You wouldn't believe how easy it is for old RP characters to set up shops.
Bakudan has an adorableness score correlating to the number of edits she has.
Acre: I will compete for that title
...the ttile of most sprite edits?
Bakudan thinks Catena would be a fabulous dress-up candidate!
Shin: Hm. It's chilly. I think I might like some earmuffs.
Bakudan: What have you been up to Lemmy, besides this shop?
Shin purchases earmuffs from Lemmy.
Shin: Yeah, I'm interested too!
Bakudan: Yay! We're twinsies! c:
Koopeep thinks these prices are highway robbery
Lemmy Morta: Wellll. I've completed my official Magikoopa training. Red magic is hard. You gotta be resourceful.
Acre: yet he did not get the sweet hat.
Bakudan: Where do you get to use your magic?
Bob B.: That would cover his sweet hair!
Red Magic
the hat is always more important
Koopeep: White Magic is the most difficult of the schools of magic
Lemmy Morta: Well... You might see, sometime soon.
Lemmy Morta: Maybe if you're watching the competition.
Bakudan: Where is the competition?
Koopeep buys the winter jacket
Lemmy Morta: Oh, it's out east. It's not for another couple days, though.
Bakudan: Cool, thanks Lemmy!
Lemmy Morta: 35 coins for the cutie in white.
Bakudan: Guys, we better watch it!
Koopeep: Yech, you're not my type
Anyway.
Garrison Jr.: That would be such a distraction
Lemmy Morta: What did you guys come up here for?
Bakudan: Mario was a big fat meanie and stomped Brownie and trashed Shin's store!
Garrison Jr.: I'm searching for my lost soldiers
Koopeep: And in the glorious name of Lord Bowser we will destroy him!
Brownie: I just wanna go sledding.
Is that so much to ask
Garrison Jr.: I've heard of this Mario guy, he's bad news
Lemmy Morta: ... Haha, well, that's... quite a lot of reasons!
Koopeep: That's the only smart thing I've ever heard you say, Private Jr.
Shin: I think we might want to see Elder Pennington eventually.
Garrison Jr.: I don't need your sass!
Koopeep: Surrender the Penguin elder to us!
Bakudan: Maybe while we wait for the competition!
Shin: ... But I gotta admit, I kinda want to sled.
Garrison Jr.: You'd wash out of bootcamp on the first day!
Lemmy Morta: Hm. I think I could help you guys make a bobsled. I have some miscellaneous bobsled parts laying around...
I just don't have any good chassis.
Bakudan: Where could we find one?
Acre: I think someone should tell Lemmy to close the door. It's windy inside this shop.
Koopeep: This is asinine. We cannot be wasting time with frivolous sledding while Lord Bowser is waiting for us to collect his Terra Quilt patches
Lemmy Morta: I don't really know, honestly! If I had any guess, maybe some broken-down sleighs have parts on the Beginner's Slope.
Bakudan: What if the winner receives the patch?
Brownie: Then we do what we came here to do.
Garrison Jr.: I agree with the crazy woman, we need to keep our minds on the mission
...though a Terra Patch sounds like it would help the mission
Koopeep: No one wants to find your dead friends, Private.
You, Koopa
What is the reward for this sledding competition?
Glory?
And can said glory be vicariously passed onto one's moncarch?
Lemmy Morta: Well, yeah, you want to take home the trophy.
Bakudan: Garrison... what if you entire troop is participating in the race?
Lemmy Morta: Avalanche has been disgracing the local scene though. He always comes here, too.
Garrison Jr.: That would be the biggest case of AWOLs since the Miss Mushroom Universe took place next to our base
Acre: who even holds a beauty pageant next to the fucking military base
Ake: The bored military wives.
Lemmy Morta: Oh, this buff penguin with some nasty eyebrows. I think he could benchpress you with those eye moustaches.
Bakudan: Woah, sounds scary!
Garrison Jr.: He doesn't scare me
Koopeep: Someone needs a facial
Lemmy Morta: He doesn't fight fair, either. But he's discreet about it too.
Bakudan: What's he done in the past?
Brownie: What's he done in the present?
Lemmy Morta: Well. There have been some good challengers that everyone was sure they were going to win.
But every time, they'd always have strange sled malfunctions...
Bakudan: Is that why there's bobsled parts everywhere?
Lemmy Morta: I'm not saying it's true or anything. But let's be real. He's totally cheating.
Yep!
He hangs around the Beginner Slope, too.
Bakudan: I say we investigating this penguin!
Koopeep: He sounds like the perfect soldier for the Koopa Troop. Resourceful, doing what needs to be done to win, yes.
Garrison Jr.: He sounds like scum. I want to put him in his place
Koopeep: Let's meet this penguin
And recruit him for the glory of the Koopa Troop
...Damn you people. Where is Elder Pennington?
Bakudan: Shin, Brownie, Zing? What do you guys want to do?
Brownie: Let's go find this penguin and teach him a session and or learn a lession.
Shin hangs his face over his hand, thinking.
Shin: Let's see if he's there.
Bakudan: Well, let's head to the beginner's slope!
Bob B.: I suppose that answers the question
Garrison Jr.: Right foot foward, march!
beeoi h.: I guess no one cares.
Bakudan: ...I'm suddenly feeling pretty tired.
Keiki (GM): ... Just checking health bars!
Bakudan opens her wallet.
Keiki (GM): I figured out a better way of doing this.
Bakudan: ...Whoops, guess I'm too broke for a rest!
Koopeep: Wait did I not buy the Winter jacket
Brownie: I'll spot ya, because I'm keeping my mushrooms.
Brownie gives 5 coins to Da Bomb
Bakudan: Awww, thanks Brownie!
Bakudan gladly accepts the coins.
Keiki (GM): You bought it! I'll do inventory after the session.
Ake likes to do her own sprite!
Bakudan: You guys wanna rest up at the inn real quick?
Koopeep: And it looks like Private Jr should be dead
So yes, a trip to the inn would be well received
Garrison Jr.: That's my FP! My body is in tip-top shape
Koopeep: As long as I get my own bed this time
Brownie: I don't need no Zs just yet, but I'll come with just in case Steroid Penguin is inside.
Shin: Looks like the inn is over there.
Bakudan: Awesome! Let's go in.
beeoi h.: ...i do not understand the purpose of the loading screen meta-wise
Ake: Perhaps to notify us he's preparing and it might take a little time?
I don't know why I thought it was something less obvious
Bumpty: Cold weather we're havin', eh?
Bakudan: Hello innkeeper! We'd like to take a nap here.
It's so cold!
But that means great winter fashions so it's okay.
Garrison Jr.: Sometimes, you need to suffer for your goalas
Bakudan: What's the going rate here?
Bumpty: Okay. That'll be 5 coins!
Bakudan hands over the five coins.
Bakudan: Thanks again Brownie!
Garrison Jr. also hands over 5 coins
Brownie: I don't think I'll be resting, but I'll "stand point" or whatever Garrison would call it.
Koopeep: Oh don't you start imitating that pill bug
Shin: I should stay as well!
Brownie: He's right here, dudette.
Bakudan goes up to check the rooms!
Bakudan: Funny looking beds!
Garrison Jr.: These beds will do nicely
Bakudan cuddles up under the blanket.
Bakudan: Night night everyone!
Koopeep: I can't get under my sheets
Garrison Jr.: I guess I'll just hang off the side, here
Koopeep: They're frozen solid
beeoi h.: I like how these are extremely small versions of the token I used for a bed in shadowrun.
These are not troll-sized.
Brownie: Come here often? Just kidding. You know anything about some big penguin dude?
Bumpty looks to the left.
Avalanche: Gimme a Super Soda.
Ake: Oh God, that sprite.
Brownie: Man, if I knew you sold soda, I would have asked.
Bumpty: Uh... right away!
Avalanche haphazardly places some coins on the table.
Avalanche walks into the other room.
Steev: I'm pretty sure that guy was in the pebble and the penguin
beeoi h.: Now the bumpty underwent mitosis..
Bumpty: So uh... Yoshi fellow, would you like one too?
Brownie: Sure, I guess. How much?
Bumpty: It's 8 coins here.
Bumpty slides a canned Super Soda across the counter at Brownie while working on a more intricate Super Soda in a glass.
Brownie hands over 8 coins here. But not there.
Bumpty finishes the beverage, and turns to deliver it.
Bumpty: Thank you very much, eh!
Acre: Dropping the coins on the floor is a sign is disrepect.
Bumpty: Here's your Super Soda, sir!
Avalanche pounds the table.
Avalanche: Took ya long enough.
Brownie: Hey, how come you're giving that guy fresh-made stuff while I get the canned. I didn't join the NAACY for this.
Avalanche: Maybe if you guys weren't so slow you'd stop losing games.
The evening drags on and Avalanche leaves after awhile of watching penguin programming.
The party wakes up from their napz.
Bakudan: That was such a great nap!
I feel completely refreshed.
Bakudan stretches, in a bob-omb sort of way.
Brownie: I think we lost Zing Li.
Bakudan: Are you guys all awake?
Garrison Jr. slides the rest of the way off the bed
Keiki (GM): I will now relinquish all of Zing Li's control to Zap.
Koopeep: It's hard to sleep with private jr.'s snoring
Garrison Jr.: I feel ready for more adventuring!
Bakudan: As do I! Let's go check out that beginner's slope!
Koopeep: So Brow, how did being the watch dog go?
Brownie: The big guy was watching TV while you guys slept. Avalanche, I think.
Koopeep: Hack any fork lifts with your cell phone?
Brownie: Didn't do much, just ordered some soda from a racist penguin and left.
Koopeep: You don't know if he's racist. He might just have his priorities in order
Bakudan: Avalanche stopped by? Guess he'll be in this year's race too.
Garrison Jr.: This year won't go as well for him, though
Tiny Bumpty babbies are sliding down slopes happily.
Brownie: Yeah, didn't do anything particularly bad, just called some little dudes slow. I do that like 10 times in the course of a day.
...Think this is the beginner's slope?
Bakudan looks around for bobsled parts.
Bumpty: More like the beginner's beginner's slope, eh.
Garrison Jr.: Can't get much more beginner than this
Bakudan: ...Have you never seen snow before?
Brownie: Of course I have.
There was that one level in Yoshi's Island with the horrible camera acceleration.
It's just nutritious.
Shin: You must be pretty old, Brownie!
Brownie: At least 70% acid rain.
Acre: was it a sixth level, though
Bakudan: Avalanche could've pissed in that.
Brownie: So Avalanche could have gone here
But no other penguin. Not even the babies.
Brownie: Why are you so prejudiced against big penguins.
Garrison Jr.: Can you tell the difference in taste between the urine of different penguins?
Shin: I think Avalanche has slightly bigger but still relatively small fries to fry here.
I don't think he's interested in sledding baby bumpties.
Bakudan: Okay! To the real beginner's slope!
[MUSIC] Penguin's Slide's Slide
Acre: are you guys sure you don't want to talk about peguin urine????
Bakudan: Oh cool, this looks fun!
Koopeep: Good group turn, everyone
Brownie: Aw man, even the easy mode slope looks cool.
We gotta find some skis.
Bakudan: Let's just sli-- who the heck is that.
Brownie: I don't think so.
Why's everyone gotta judge this penguin so badly.
Bakudan: He hurts other penguins!
Shin: Looks like a squabble over something.
Brownie: Then again, the last time I took a vow for someone's good character4, I almost died.
Brownie ice level slides over.
Bakudan also ice level slides over.
Zap: I hope group 2 gets an ice level so Spooker can slide on ice even though he floats
Bakudan rams into Brownie!
Garrison Jr. steps off the side of the icy path
Bakudan: ...Uhm. Hello penguins!
Keiki (GM): You're guaranteed one because of Shrody basically
Acre: sponi factory frezer
beeoi h.: Man, where's SV
Ashley Pennington: ... You also can't run around bullying penguins, Avalanche!
They're not even competing.
Zap: Ah, the end of last session I had to bail early <.>;
We didn't even enter the factory.
Bakudan: What's going on here?
Avalanche doesn't say much but is laughing to himself.
Garrison Jr.: So you ARE Avalanche
Avalanche: Hey. I was just trying to help fix these guys' sleds, that's all.
Koopeep: I like the cut of this guy's jib
Avalanche: The skates were bent a little the wrong way, that's all.
Bakudan: Rumour has it you don't have your bobsled repair certification!
Ashley Pennington: Nuh-uh! You curved them so they would slip and fall!
Garrison Jr.: I'm sure they are now, after you finished with them, low-life
The two begin arguing with each other.
Bakudan jumps on the sled and tests it a little.
The sled seems to go to one side.
Koopeep: Everyone leave Avalanche alone. I'm sure he has good reason for doing what he needs to do to win
Bakudan: Yeah, this sled's a total flop.
I'm sure it was fine before too!
Avalanche: Pssh. Ya gotta be skilled to use it. It's got a high skill ceiling, you see.
Why don't you demonstrate right now?
Avalanche laughs to himself.
Avalanche: I don't even need a sled. Don't you know? I'm just that good.
beeoi h.: This guy's a scrub.
Bakudan: But you sound like you know how to use this sled.
Brownie: I agree with the voice in my head saying he's a scrub.
Garrison Jr.: Then what makes you someone who can repair a sled?
Koopeep: I don't appreciate the way you're all ganging up on my newest recruit
Avalanche: Yeah. I was a junior in my day, you know.
Koopeep: Mr. Avalanche, I am a big fan.
Brownie: I'm pretty sure I saw a movie like this once
It didn't end well for the guy that was a jerk.
Koopeep: Have you heard about the wonderful opportunities that serving Lord Bowser could provide a penguin of your particular talents?
Avalanche nudges Koopeep into the snow with his flipper.
Avalanche: Back off, twerp.
Ok, that was funny.
Odious
Bakudan: You have pretty crazy eyebrows.
Brownie: However, you're getting a bit too big for your flippers there, buddy.
Limp dicked
shit sucking
I'm doing it
Avalanche: You guys are too much. Anyway, I'm going to let the babies play with their scrub sleds.
Koopeep: You DARE reject Lord Bowser?!
Brownie: Avalanche, I will MONEY MATCH you
On any slope
Avalanche: Money match me?
Brownie: I'll take you on
You bet kid
Pay up or shut up
Brownie: Alright, let's say 50 coins each
You pick the slope, but I get the time to find my own skis
Avalanche: As much as I'd love to get my flippers slippin', I'm saving it for the big game. Tell you what.
You enter that championship, and I'll be stealing those 50 coins of chump change.
Brownie: The only chump change you'll be getting is the chance to...change your life...after I ruin yours.
I'm not too good at the comebacks thing.
Anyway, I'll enter. You better get to training.
Avalanche: Don't worry, pal. In a way, I kinda like you.
Anyway, I must be going. Important, business, you see.
Brownie stares down Avalanche as he leaves and then wonders if Koopeep will ever get out of the snow.
Bakudan helps Koopeep up.
Koopeep: Great why did I even bother whispering to you two?
Ashley Pennington: Ugh! I don't really have time for this, eh?
Koopeep: Here I thought canadians were supposed to be polite
Brownie covers his non-existant ears.
Koopeep: Turns out they're worse than anyone else
Brownie: My god, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard, lady.
Canadians need to be taught a lesson.
And I'm just the guy to do it.
Come on guys, help me find some skis.
beeoi h.: Everyone is dead.
Bakudan: There's skis on the bottom of the sled!
Shin: Right! Let's see if we can find the best possible chassis.
Brownie: ...I don't think these are skis.
Garrison Jr.: Maybe there are some crashed ones at the bottom of this hill
Brownie: OR at least, I hope not.
Skis for Giant Donkey Kong, maybe.
Koopeep: What a strange looking tree
Those are bleachers, you simp!
Koopeep flops down the slope.
Koopeep: I did that on purpose!
Garrison Jr. slides down the hill on his shell
Koopeep shivers at the snow caught down her hood
Koopeep is actually looking at a cave!
Koopeep: They are easily confused
Brownie: Good find, Koopizza
Keiki (GM): Sorry, random break time! I'll resume at 1~
Bob B.: And then, the cave of the sled gnomes
Keiki (GM): Alright! Just about ready!
Brownie: Whoa! A...thing. Cane or something?
Bakudan: Will there be another beetle in here?
Garrison Jr.: If you sledded badly, you could fall right in
Steev: And it will be called Koopeep Cave
That's right voice
Shall we take a Koopeek?
Bakudan: Let's check it out!
it's where she kookeeps her bowser posters
Brownie attempts to wrong warp to the final boss.
Brownie fails that, so he heads to the cave.
Koopeep leads the way to the cave, because it is her cave now
Bakudan follows enthustiastically!
Garrison Jr. enters stoically
Brownie: I hope I have Yoshi Darkvision
[MUSIC] Underground
Koopeep: I still have my elf eyes
Bakudan: ...I hear this crack calling to me.
Garrison Jr.: Answer it's call
Steev: One day bakudan needs to blow up someone's plumber's crack
Bakudan explodes, dealing
-5 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Garrison Jr.: It hides things that we might want
Steev: and then open a secret passage
Bakudan: Cool! Which way?
Brownie: The way you just opened up sounds fun.
Steev: Man how does Group 2 blow open cracked walls
Garrison Jr. hits right block
Acre: We haven't come across a cracked wall.
but we have come across pitfalls.
Bakudan inspects this wall!
Garrison finds an Ice Storm! Koopeep finds a Maple Syrup!
The wall seems to be made of some hard ice.
Bakudan: Hey Brownie, think you could melt this?
Acre: And clearing pitfalls is always more fun that exploding.
Brownie whacks the ice with his firebar.
Steev: Acre just drop the bomb
Group 1 has the better maps too
Bakudan: I think Garrison or Shin should take this!
Acre: I'm sorry, but we got the ruins
Bakudan: Shin, you gave yours away last time.
Koopeep: Garrison's brain is gone
Brownie: Don't let Shin give his away again.
Acre: We got the better maps.
Bakudan: But Garrison had this stolen by Koopeep.
Shin: ... This is me giving it away.
Koopeep: HE tried to steal MINE
Garrison Jr. glares at koopeep
Bakudan: Why don't you take it, Garrison?
Garrison Jr. takes the shine sprite
Bakudan: Yay! I can't wait to see what you do with it!
Garrison Jr.: Soon I'll be hainging with the other B-stars!
And can finally up my paygrade
Shin: Hm. This stuff is nice and all, but I was hoping for sled parts or something.
Bakudan: Let's check out the other path!
Koopeep: I don't think sled parts often hide themselves behind walls
Sometimes they do
but not often
Steev: What happened to bob B
Garrison Jr.: I wonder who hid that stuff behind those walls...
Buzzy Beetle: Argh... Ice... physics!
Koopeep: Lord Bowser gave those to us in his mercy
Buzzy Beetle is slipping and sliding around with wanton abandon.
Bakudan slides into buzzy beetle!
Brownie: Don't worry, I know what to do.
Buzzy Beetle: Hey, be sure to keep it down pals. I got this.
Brownie: Bakudan, slide into him.
Garrison Jr.: My brethren!
Koopeep: Roll for initiative!
Buzzy Beetle: Oh, Garrison!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Garrison Jr.: What are you doing here?
Buzzy Beetle: I got trapped under and avalanche! Uh, a literal one!
No reason why I thought I'd specify that.
Brownie: Dang, I guess this guy serves as a rock, not a slider.
Can you pick him up, Bakudan?
Bakudan picks up buzzy beetle!
Brownie: See if you can slide him outta here.
Garrison Jr.: What brought you to Penguin's Slide, though?
Bakudan tries to slide the beetle towards the exit.
Buzzy Beetle: Geez, thanks.
I'm at Penguin's Slide?
Oh good.
I think the rest made it out of the crushing snow, but... I have no idea where they went.
Koopeep: If they're lucky they died of hypothermia before the dire wolves got them
Brownie: I have no idea what any of the things you just mentioned are.
Garrison Jr.: Well, soldier, at least one of you still survives
Buzzy Beetle: ... You're colder than this ice, koopa.
Bakudan: Hypothermia is a country I think!
Buzzy Beetle: There should be 4 more of the Buzzy Beetle Battalion.
Koopeep kicks the buzzy beetle back onto the ice patch
Buzzy Beetle: Oh yeah, and lieutenant! I found a sort of treas-- oof!
Garrison Jr. pushes koopeep onto the ice patch
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Koopeep into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
5 turns.
Garrison Jr.: Curse my lack of arms for carrying
Bakudan picks up the beetle again.
Koopeep: How can you push, you're quadrupedal
Koopeep wriggles out of Brownie's mouth
Garrison Jr.: I have a head!
Koopeep: Your head comes up to my ankle
Garrison Jr.: And thank you for your help, Bakudan
Koopeep: I've seen weeble wobbles tougher than you
Koopeep: Because weebles wobble but they don't fall down, you know
Bakudan: What were you saying, Mr. Buzzy?
Two cogs float around in bubbles.
Do sleds need cogs?
Garrison Jr.: This is a strange way to store them.
Steev: Also I'm bouncing at 2:40 so ye
Shin: Seems to be a transformation cog.
Koopeep: I saw cogs outside Koopeep Cave but... they didn't quite have this action going on
Acre: I can take over Koopeep. I know how to properly roleplay as Koopeep.
Shin: Particular fast users of the cogs can turn... into bobsleds.
Acre: bowser bowser racism
Bakudan: What does that mean?
Acre: koopa troop, fruit loops
Steev: You forgot the indignant part
Just play as Zing Li
...repeatwords
Bakudan: Shin, I'm not sure I understand what the cogs have to do with sleds.
Garrison Jr.: I think it means the yoshi can use these to challenge that penguin
Koopeep: Oh sure, when I want to turn the Yoshi into a mount, everyone throws a stink
Brownie turns into a goddamn bobsled.
Koopeep: But when the newby suggests it "oh good idea"
Acre: quick, to the yoshi block
Koopeep: That's some witchcraft
Shin throws his hands in the air.
Shin: I ain't touchin' it.
Brownie: Wish Zing Li was here.
Koopeep: Where did that flying dildo go
I think Zing would appreciate it.
Koopeep: Literally useless
Shin: Sooo if I just... touch it... like this...
Shin grabs the cog and stores it away.
Shin: Maybe we should show these to Lemmy!
Bakudan: That's a great idea! Let's head back.
Koopeep: So no one else is getting the jibblies from our yoshi flesh sled
Shin: Who's gonna push Brownie?
Brownie: Let's go find that koopaling and/or Motorhead vocalist
Hey, I can move myself
...Sort of
Bakudan jumps on Brownie!
Garrison Jr.: How did we even manage to all fit?
Koopeep: I am not touching this
Keiki (GM): Anyway! I think that's end of session for now.
Nope nope nope
Koopeep kicks NokNok shell at Buzzy Beetle
beeoi h.: No combat at all, not that I'm complaining
Acre: and so the buzzy beetle was left behind
