Keiki (GM): I'm gonna wait a few minutes to see if anyone's going to run in late, but... They're probably already going to be late!
Oh hey Layze
Layze: by some divine miracle I'm actually awake at 11 am on a saturday, is it cool if I sit and watch?
Acre: At what time do you go to sleep?
Bakudan: Today is a day for exciting adventure!
Acre summons
8 Sidestepper(s)! They scuttle alongside Catena angrily.
Layze: that's a powerful spell
Bakudan looks around the courtyard for adventure.
Bakudan: Hello, Mr. Rock!
Sidestepper summons
23 Sidestepper(s)! They scuttle alongside Catena angrily.
Keiki (GM): Well, the actual maximum he can summon 5 at the moment!
Sidestepper summons
55555 Sidestepper(s)! They scuttle alongside Catena angrily.
Keiki (GM): I haven't seen it being used for realsies yet, but who knows.
Bakudan: Mr. Rock, if I explode you, will a secret pipe to the sewers come out?
Sidestepper: why would I waste the FP on summoning crabs that barely do anything
Ake: Let's have a half-OOC session with Bakudan/Shin/Catena/Wanda.
Keiki (GM): I'mma just start!
I am always in character.
and what about brownie
Ake: I don't know what Beepo is doing! Something with Dota.
beeoi h.: I'm definitely not here or anything, Ake
Acre: hes the very same sixth yoshi or however it went
beeoi h.: Clearly playing dota
Ake: You didn't make what you were doing very clear!
And you're not exactly very talkative.
Acre: SO is Esmond gonna be a traitor or WHAT
The party returns from the nice hot springs episode, just in time from becoming giant prunes.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Layze: well seeing as geecy is here right now I think the answer is obvious
Rock: Totally not a thing.
Bakudan inspects... this.
Koopeep seems to have been here the entire time, standing around and getting his Sleepy Sheep wool robes dirty.
Bakudan peers at a strange crystal that has always been here.
Bakudan: ...I think I just heard a god voice misgendering someone. Weird.
Layze: oh is koopeep a guy now
Rock: Koopeep has always been a chick.
Bakudan knocks the crystal. Hello? Anybody in there?
The weird crystal reverberates with a ringing sound.
Bakudan shows it to Iris.
Bakudan: Can you eat this?
Brownie: Everyone appears to be asleep.
Bakudan explodes, dealing
9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
The sound reverberates intensely! Bakudan is muted!
Acre: Ake, every time you make Bakudan explode, you're hurting Iris.
Bakudan would scream but is muted.
Bakudan wonders how she's muted but not deafened.
Rock has no mouth but must scream.
Bakudan thinks this is a pretty weird crystal.
Bakudan is speaking fluent Nipper, you see.
Iris will talk for Bakudan.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Bakudan!
I mean to Tattle the rock.
Acre: Please tattle the rock.
Voice of God, please tell me about the rock
The rock's tattle page has been added to the journal!
Brownie: We should go through this pipe before it turns red and goes somewhere boring.
Layze: god dammit, shroob slacked off and now group 1 beat us to the rock tattle
..."Feyesh": ...Rock: GGGGGGGGGG I WIN
: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Keiki (GM): How'd you get up on the platform son
..."Feyesh": I am ...(S)ing flying.
Bakudan jumps on her tippie toes!
Keiki (GM): Well, Brownie.
Brownie: I jumped on the platform.
Brownie: Because this is MARIO
..."Feyesh": timed platforming, gamers.
Bakudan tries to gesture at the spring.
Zing Li Fast picks up the sproingy sproingy sprng
Zing Li Fast throws it to the ground, next to Bakudan
Ake: Can this be a thing, Cake?
Keiki (GM): Alright, so who was going down the pipe?
Bakudan nods at Zing Li to say thanks, but tries to gesture something else.
Bakudan points at Iris' bow tie and points back to town.
Acre: but what about koopeep
Brownie: Yeah, what about koopeep.
Bakudan shows many badges.
Zing Li Fast: ..."Koopeep"
Bakudan gestures reading a book like some nerd.
Acre: Just get in the pipe
Zing Li Fast doesn't know about timed books!
Bakudan rejects Acre's idea.
Zing Li Fast: ...Bakudan rejects Acre's idea.
Acre: well tell bakudan she's a boop
..."Feyesh": boopeep, gamers.
Bakudan points at the pipe back, then at the pipe Zing Li is next to.
Zing Li Fast doesn't understand Bakudan's idea!
Brownie doesn't understand sign language!
Zing Li Fast crashes into a window
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Zing Li Fast, dealing
3 damage!
Zing Li Fast has no windows to crash into!
Zing Li Fast crashes into the wall instead
Acre: delicious sewer windows
Bakudan tries to wear the courage shell like a mask.
Bakudan pretends to be short and gestures reading the book agan.
Zing Li Fast doesn't understand masks!
Zing Li Fast crashes into a delicious sewer wallwindow
Acre: ...two hours of bakudan playing charades
Bakudan puts on Iris' bowtie and adjusts it.
Bakudan lines her badges in a row and puts coins next to them.
Zing Li Fast doesn't understand "grrl" accessories!
Zing Li Fast crashes into a walldow
Bakudan mimics Mario and jumps all over the badges and coins!
Brownie mimics Yoshi and ignores all the badges and coins!
Zing Li Fast tries to jump, but just sproings into the ground instead
Bakudan has no more ideas and walks towards the door.
Bakudan gestures to follow once and just heads back through the pipe.
Zing Li Fast follows Bakudan
Brownie signs "zzzz" with his hands and follows Zing and Bakudan.
The_Sleep. sleep.
Brownie: zzzzzz so bad team
Zing Li Fast: The_Sleep fetish
Acre: Not going to a Solo Brownie adventure smh
..."Feyesh": The_Heap: "one man crusader"
The group heads out of the sewers after a long episode of weird charades.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Bakudan goes straight to Shin's store.
..."Feyesh": Acre: two hours of Mario's Rainbow Charades
Zing Li Fast follows Bakudan
Bakudan runs around in circles bouncing!
Shin: Just use the register like this... Oh, hey!
... Why do you guys smell so bad?
Brownie: When the heck can you talk again?
Zing Li Fast: talking fetish
We and I go to many places. We go from great sewers to hot springs of sulfurwahttr.
Brownie is apparently in the store too. We're being super literal now.
Cayleef: Why hello there, beloved customers!
Brownie apparently has to say this.
Brownie dies because his player didn't specify that he was breathing.
Bakudan forcibly gestures towards things.
Acre: I can't believe brownie is dead
Zing Li Fast casts The_Sleeping Lullaby on Brownie dawg
Cayleef: Oh, that's a Power Punch!
punch even
Layze: someone buy one of those crabs at the bottom there
Brownie: These are items, bro. Where are the badges.
Shin: For realsies, guys, where'd you go? I mean, I appreciate the time to teach Cayleef, but...
Oh!
Bakudan gestures toilet flushing.
..."Feyesh": Referring to Hot Dog sleeping because he didn't cover his ears or something
Shin: There's a badge shop run down south in the Coin District.
It's run by the Pinguin.
Brownie: I tend to lose track of people, apparently.
...Pinguin
Brownie: That guy sounds trust worthy as ...(S)
Bakudan also gestures at things over here!
Bakudan also waves to Shin.
Shin: Any of you want to give Cayleef much-needed practice?
Shin: That's a Sleepy Sheep, Bakudan!
Brownie: What's he need to practice, how to make his father proud?
Shin points at the Courage Shell on Bakudan's face.
Zing Li Fast: pride fetish
Cayleef: Want to say that again, punk?
Bakudan gestures: 7 coins for the shell!
Shin: Whoa, let's settle this down here.
Shin: ... Bakudan, you have something on your face.
Bakudan gives the shell to Shin.
Bakudan inquires about green thing.
Shin rips tape off of Bakudan's not a thing mouth.
Zing Li Fast: Where are the Bob-ombs' mouths anyway?
Shin: ... Anyway. Since Cayleef's going to run the store now...
You should sell the shell to him!
Bakudan: Cayleef! Buy my shell for 7 coins or get out!
Cayleef: That's a pretty hefty price, man.
Zing Li Fast: HEFFty price, gamers.
Bakudan: You could still profit.
Cayleef: I was thinking... 2 or 3 coins. 3 coins.
Nahhh.
You lose!
Try harder next time.
Brownie: Yo Cayleef, what's the coins to nuyen exchange rate.
Brownie: Or pepsi caps. I will pay you in pepsi caps.
Do you have problems?
Bakudan: Shin! What's this thingy.
Brownie: I have problems alright.
Shin: Oh! It's an HP Drain...
I want one Sleepy Sheep.
Shin: Not really a crab at all, though you can pretend.
Brownie: Problem being I can't seem to find any badges!
Brownie runs out of the store and goes to find the badge shop.
Bakudan: I will pay 9 coins.
Zing Li Fast follows Brownie for the Badge Shoppe
Bakudan: I'll dance for you!
Cayleef: I ain't budging for a floozy.
Bakudan does a little jig.
Bakudan: Pretty please? c:
Cayleef presses a button under his desk.
..."Feyesh": "bayleef" person more respect pls
Bakudan: Have you met my plant? She likes kisses!
Shin forcibly removes Bakudan from the store.
Zing Li Fast: ...She likes kisses!
Bakudan: That was mean, Shin!
Shin: You wanted to see the badge store?
Zing Li Fast: Syd_Floyd: What the hell is going on in this topic
When we're done at the badge store, there's a pipe in the sewers we wanted to check out.
Shin: Bakudan. You were distracting customers! All of them!
Brownie: Let's get me some mighty fine badges.
Such as the fabled Mighty Fine Badge.
Is that why you guys smell bad?
Zing Li Fast: I'd like to buy some badges as well.
Bakudan: Yes. Come with us.
Brownie: You don't have a nose dude, how can you smell us.
Bakudan: I smell great! My wings are permanently enchanted with the smell of fresh garden breeze.
Shin: You don't even know what lies beneath.
Zing Li Fast: mask fetish
Shin: I... guess I'll go to the sewers with you guys!
Bakudan: Yay! But badge shop first.
Brownie: You're right, I don't.
Bakudan: Because we're friends.
And friends do stupid shit with their other friends!
Oh!
I also found a thing. A big crystal.
It didn't explode!
Zing Li Fast: Because sewers have sharp toilet water and I love it when I feel its stench, as rats and insects swim around everywhere.
Brownie: ^Those! I agree!
Shin: You guys want to come to the Coin District?
Brownie: Sounds ritzy, let's do it.
Zing Li Fast: In today's episode, I want coins.
Acre: Brownie trash everywhere
Shin: This is the financial district of the town! Lots of shops everywhere.
BUY CONSUME DIE
Bakudan: Cool! Sounds like the perfect place for the 1% such as myself.
Brownie: That black stuff coming out of the building, is that smoke?
Zing Li Fast: Is that oil? I want to Get some!
Brownie: You know what they say Zing
Where there's smoke
It is indeed like... smog or something!
Zing Li Fast: There's a hammer sing, so he's probably a Smithy.
Shin: That's the weapons shop right there.
Zing Li Fast: it's probably a Smithy.*
Brownie: That's pollutionabad.
Shin: There is indeed a Smithy inside!
Zing Li Fast: ...pollutionabad
.
Brownie: My sensitive Yoshi lungs can't take this.
Bakudan: Is this the badge shop?
Brownie: Anyway, let's go to the badge shop.
This right here's a badge shop.
...Pinguin
Zing Li Fast also goes in
Zing Li Fast: Hey, that symbol looks like the Koopa Bank's.
Why does this map need so much fog of war
Give me THE BEST badge.
Pinguin: ... Ah! Why hello.
..."Feyesh": Cute sprite.
Zing Li Fast: Hello, ...Pinguin
Pinguin: ... Why do you use... ... so much
............ betabumpty.png
Zing Li Fast: Because I want to know why is your name ...Pinguin instead of Penguin
..."Feyesh": ...betabumpty.png
Pinguin: Welcome to my uhh, wares.
Pinguin: Over here is the More series.
Pinguin: Pretty simple badges for 1 BP. They raise stats by 1, such as Heart, Power, being a nerd, so on.
Brownie: Cuz I want more of what you got, if you know what I'm sayin, ;)
...;)
Pinguin: This miscellaneous stuff is... uh, attacks? Stuff like that.
..."Feyesh": Uhh, Cake, how many coins do I have?
Brownie: What would the house reccomend.
Pinguin: Just take a look inside your coinpurse and it'll tell you.
Zing Li Fast: The_House, gamers.
Pinguin: Or if you have a backback that's fine too.
..."Feyesh": ...Iris wants a badge!
Bakudan has the perfect idea.
Bakudan equips the W Emblem on Iris!
Zing Li Fast looks inside his pockpockets
Zing Li Fast: ...Bakudan equips the W Emblem on Iris!
Brownie looks at the 45 coin badge.
Pinguin: Well, that's a nice badge there. Where'd you get it, girly?
That's the Quake Shake badge!
Bakudan: I brought here from my farm!
Zing Li Fast: ...Quake Snack
Brownie: Sounds good, but I think we're ok on ceiling damage.
Pinguin: I'm going to get a... Quake Snack.
Brownie: What's the...O-O badge for 15 coins over here.
...O-O
..."Feyesh": bob bobert, gamers.
Zing Li Fast: Are there badges that raise speed?
beeoi h.: So yeah, what did happen to Vidguysteve mcleave
Aka Steve Mcleave
Keiki (GM): Nigga got snowed out
..."Feyesh": HE HATES ICE!
Pinguin: That's the More Power badge!
Oh wait.
beeoi h.: So what, Glitchy sat through a LITERAL INDIAN MONSOON to play my campaign
beeoi h.: (ok it was just slightly cold out, but close enough)
..."Feyesh": ...LITERAL INDIAN MONSOON
Not glitchy
Zing Li Fast: So where are the speed badges, ...Pinguin
Brownie: The question remains.
Pinguin: We have this right here. More Speed!
It takes quite a lot of finesse to make these badges.
Zing Li Fast: intervessing
Brownie: Speaking of which.
Zing Li Fast: How much BP does it require?
Pinguin: These badges are 1 BP, except for Coolness, Defense, and Speed.
Brownie: Not that I'm getting any ideas, but...
Layze: cake you're so good at naming thnigs
Brownie: What's preventing us from just stealing these badges and leaving besides Mario laws stating we can't?
Zing Li Fast: Don't do that.
Layze: haven't you ever played link's awakening
shopkeeper will fucking wreck your shit if you steal
Pinguin: I'm not alone, brown-hued compadre. That's all I'll say.
Bob B.: Only if you comeb back!
beeoi h.: I was actually thinking of stuff like that, games like Spelunker where you CAN steal, but the shopkeeper is op
Brownie: No problem, ninja penguin
Zing Li Fast: "brawlie" person pls
Brownie: So yeah, what's with the O-O badge here?
Brownie: Also, do you only have 1 in stock of each badge?
Zing Li Fast: Each badge seems to have ...1 copy.
Pinguin: Not these over here. Limited supplies over on the east side, though. They change up a lot.
Brownie: What's the @ 30 badge.
Pinguin: The badges on the right, just for clarity, are Quake Shake, Fire Drive, Texas Tornado, Multistrike, Chill Out, and Last Stand.
Brownie: ...Texas Tornado
Zing Li Fast: What does ..."Texas Tornado" do
Pinguin: It's kinda like Fire Drive, except it creates... tornados! It only hits aerial enemies, and grounds them too.
Where's SPEEDY SPIN
Zing Li Fast: That sure is ...(S).
Zing Li Fast: What does Quake Shake do? Will I feel like the great Wairo. using it?
Pinguin: Got any requests?
Brownie: Bakudan, you want anything?
Pinguin: I could order some. Might get some in, might not.
Brownie: PLS spin of the speedies
Bakudan: Nothing in particular!
Zing Li Fast: I got a question: are there discount days?
Pinguin: I'll keep note of that... Speedy Spin?
..."Feyesh": bob b., gamers.
beeoi h.: If you don't know what that badge is you're a fucking casual
Pinguin: Well... I give discounts for sweet staches.
Zing Li Fast: ...sweet staches
Bakudan: Does this stache count?
Pinguin: Well, that's not a stache at all!
..."Feyesh": fishstachenorn
Pinguin: So... Shall any business take place here?
Brownie: What's chill out, something with first strikes?
Bakudan: It's a W Emblem stache!
It's the sweetest of staches.
Pinguin: ... Oh! It blended in there!
Zing Li Fast: The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass is present within the facilities of this place or business.
Pinguin: Well... I suppose I could offer you a discount.
Bakudan: I have... 11 coins.
Pinguin: It's an alright stache, so... 10% off!
Bakudan: I see there's one badge I can afford, what is it?
Brownie: Pinguin sir, what is "chill out"
Bakudan: As cool as that is, I need... food.
Pinguin: Chill Out makes you never succumb to ambushes of first strikes!
... You casual.
Relax, chill out and enjoy>_>
Acre: Bakudan is clearly not a wise money spender.
Brownie: Hmm,I guess I'll hold on to my money for now.
What about you Shin.
You need badges for...vendor duties.
Zing Li Fast: ...vendor duties
Koopeep busts through the door, with a stank of sewers and "Steev"
Steev: It still amazes me that every day of my life is also the dumbest day of my life
Zing Li Fast: ...and "Steev"
..."Feyesh": That is bad.
Brownie: Zing, you buyin' anything?
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Zing Li Fast: Alternatively, WTF, too expensive. flop.
Shin: I don't really have the spare money for badges!
beeoi h.: badge shop more like
badge flop.
Koopeep: AND I AM ALSO HERE
I've been here the entire time
Brownie: Do YOU wanna buy anything, Koopeep?
Zing Li Fast: ZingKong64 noticed.
something somethign hail bowser
Pinguin: Welcome to Pinguin's Badge Slide.
Koopeep: what's even here to buy
Pinguin: To your left are the More series of badges!
Koopeep: I am a white mage. What would you recommend for a practitioner of the finer arts?
Pinguin: 1 BP for +1 Heart, Power, or Smarts, 2 BP for +1 Coolness, Defense, and Speed.
You look like you'd be privvy to being cool.
Koopeep: Hm... I am quite cool...
and how much would that cost?
Pinguin: 12 coins! And 2 BP!
Hee hee hee.
Zing Li Fast: ...Pinguin is typing
...Hee hee hee.
Koopeep: Very well. I'll purchase this... More badge, was it?
And... well doing business with you, ma'am.
Pinguin counts his coins eagerly.
Koopeep: So, it's one badge that gives me coolness, defense, and speed? I can't believe everyone doesn't have one of these
Zing Li Fast: too expensive. flop.
Pinguin: No. It's just Coolness!
Layze: holy shit koopeep just got suckered
..."Feyesh": rofl, PWNED.
2 BP for +1 Coolness, Defense, and Speed.
Brownie: plz lrrn smart speek "peepers" person
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Koopeep: This is robbery!
False advertisement clear as day!
Zing Li Fast: This is bobbery!
Pinguin: This is an exercise in smart shopping to me!
Bob B.: That rock has probably seen a lot of scams it's long aeons of existence
Koopeep: I was promised a badge that would raise my coolness, defense, AND speed
..."Feyesh": That is bad.
Zing Li Fast: Give it bacjnorn for a refund?
Pinguin: You just bought it so...
I'll excuse your brashness. For now.
Koopeep: Then I'm returning it. Here's my receipt.
Brownie: Rob him and face the wrath of the ninja guardian penguins.
Koopeep: Brashness? This is poor customer service
Zing Li Fast: Penguins of the Ninja!
Koopeep: Here, take your badge back, crook
Pinguin: ... Eh. Pinguin feels no cares.
Acre: impromptu boss fight
Zing Li Fast: Speaking of refunds, ...Pinguin: do you take requests for the badge Refund?
Steev: AND THE WORST DAY EVER KEEPS GETTING WORSTER
Pinguin: I'll certainly keep that in mind!
Zing Li Fast: It gives coins when items are used by Zinglock_Staff!
..."Feyesh": calm down son
Steev: I've been having a pretty extraordinarily shitty day so far, so some of that might be leaking out, but I'll do my best
Pinguin: Well. Any other business to be had and summarily unhad?
..."Feyesh": ...(S) happens, marn.
Wanda suddenly feels from across the kingdom that that racist magikoopa she met a while back has just gotten wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, and smiles
Koopeep feels comfort in knowing at least she isn't a DARK boo
Acre: but you didn't met her!!!!!
Zing Li Fast: I'm looking forward to that Refund. Just saiyan.
Pinguin: I'll look into it!
Koopeep: I've already forgotten what coolness actually factors into
Pinguin: Might have to dig into some black markets and gambling though. If anything, I can tell you where to get it.
beeoi h.: IF this was D&D and I was playing Hot Dog I would totally buy all the badges, equip the best ones, kill the shopkeeper and take my money back
Zing Li Fast: I think you can find it at the beautiful vast realms of Paper Bot's Domain 1.
Layze: doesn't coolness affect BP
Keiki (GM): Coolness makes you heal for more!
Well. For you!
Brownie: Yo, can we leave now?
..."Feyesh": hot dog fetish
Keiki (GM): And gives BP and Action Command and all that.
Koopeep: Hahaha i lied i'm buying the coolness badge and no one can stop me
Guy
Layze: literally pays for its own BP cost
nice
(except it's 2 BP I foresaw this son)
..."Feyesh": ...Hahaha Koopeep lied she's buying the coolness badge and no one can stop her
grrl, gamers.
beeoi h.: (good for you on foreseeing something exceedingly obvious)
Steev: He'd change it anyway once we found an exploit
mr. smarts isn't power anymore
beeoi h.: If it was, it'd be 3.5 all over again
Rock: (good for you on smarming something that someone asked about)
beeoi h.: "muh caster supremacy"
Koopeep buys the Coolness badge 4reelsiesnotakebacksies
Acre: ...4reelsiesnotakebacksies
Steev: I don't know if you've been following Koopeep so far, but she's all about that White (mage) Supremacy son
Rock: ........ 4reelsiesnottakebacksies
Zing Li Fast: .....................4reelsiesnottakebacksies
Steev: it's getting worse
Pinguin: Anyway. Anything else?
Koopeep: I'm settled. 12 Coins?
Zing Li Fast: Thanks for zee explanationess.
Steev: So yeah I'll just take the money out of my own bag, so I don't get double charged
Keiki (GM): I got it bro.
but i mean
Steev: it's gonna be 19 either way
beeoi h.: I for one am of course appalled that games tend to favor a style of combat that is infinitely better than walking up and hitting things
Steev: went from 31 to 19
i am quick and slick
Koopeep: Let's blow this popsicle stand
and go back outside, to the other popsicle stand
..."Feyesh": ...The_Heap is for one him of course appalled that games tend to favor a style of combat that is infinitely better than walking up and hitting things
The group heads back outside. Oh, the wonderful city of Toadbrook!
Layze: those green fellas look grumpy
Koopeep: Hopefully not spinia
Brownie: Let's get out of here before I catch dyslexia from this polluted air.
Zing Li Fast: dyslexia fetish
Acre: Remember gamers, clean is better than dirty
Spinia: Toadbrook! Take a look! Toadbrook! Take a look!
Zing Li Fast: ...Toadbrook! Take a look! Toadbrook! Take a look!
Spinia: The Sponi-Factory has terrible working conditions!
Layze: reading toadbrooook
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Spinia, dealing
4 damage!
Nothing was inside the egg!
Layze: cake what have you done
Koopeep: Best to give those spinas a wide berth
AACK
Layze: you are unleashing a can of worms that was meant to stay shut
..."Feyesh": ...Nothing was inside the egg!
Acre: ur ruining my character backstory keiki
Koopeep: Dummies dummies dummies dummies dummies!
beeoi h.: (He has no eggs and that didn't actually happen)
..."Feyesh": deepena, gamers.
.
Keiki (GM): You have no eggs!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Spinia's attack!
Spinia: Someone just tried to spark a riot with some invisible eggs!
Luckily we're smarter than that!
Zing Li Fast: Damn eggzus
Spinia: Keep chanting guys!
Heck no! We won't go! Heck no! We won't go!
Layze: holy shit this can
is fucking huge
that you open with a large can opener
and a bending unite
Acre: ANd that's Brownie's dead corpse
all mangles u´p
´, gamers
Bakudan: What is going on here?
Brownie: Get a job, you liberal curveballs!
Shin: So uh... random time to bring it up, but what were you guys wanting to do about Mario?
We wanted to see Pennington and see if Bowser can help us, but... Uh. Do you guys have a plan or anything?
Brownie: We'll figure that out when we find him.
Bakudan: We were going to check out some pipe in the sewers.
Brownie: I'm not the "planning" type of person, at least not in practice.
Koopeep: Leave the thinking to me
..."Feyesh": ...all mangles u'p, gamers.
Koopeep: Don't burden yourself
First, we investigate that sewer pipe
Shin: I guess I'm up for sewer spelunking?
Layze: I plan to make plans, but in practice I don't actually
Steev: Just keep defending tomorrow
Zing Li Fast: ...Get a job, you liberal curveballs!
Koopeep: Second, we find where Pennington is
Third, we meet Lord Bowser and offer our humble assistance in defeating Mario
Acre: you don't even know who that is
Zing Li Fast: I wonder where Pennington is, [b]Kamek[/b]!
Koopeep: Fourth, we all join the Koopa Troop and live out the rest of our days happily serving Lord Bowser's every whim
Zing Li Fast: serving fetish
Koopeep: I-it's not a fetish!
Shin: Sure, uh... pipe! Let's do that!
Bakudan: Where is Penguin's Slide anyway?
Brownie: ...[b]Kamek[/b].
Shin: It's up north, in the mountains.
Brownie: I wonder what Azul's up to.
Shin: North of Spiny Pines!
Brownie: Or Yoshi, that spotlight-stealing bastard.
Bakudan: Spiny Pines sounds fun!
Brownie: The dark blue yoshi.
Koopeep: Ghah, let's just go see that pipe and make Bakudan happy
..."Feyesh": celeste inpax, gamers.
Brownie: Ghah, I agree, ghah.
Bakudan: Well, I kind of wanted to do it to make Brownie and Zing Li happy!
So whatever they want to do.
Zing Li Fast: That is gouda.
Koopeep: You try to do something nice for someone and you wind up doing something nice for two somedumbs
Shin: So do you guys want to head over there now?
Zing Li Fast: Go Go Ackman
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
Koopeep: Ah, I remember this place well. I was very active last time we came here
Koopeep climbs back up on Brownie's back
Koopeep: I'm still not touching this place
Zing Li Fast goes down The_Pipe
Brownie: It's already been touched.
Bakudan: This wasn't what I expected.
Zing Li Fast: What is this?
Koopeep: aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brownie: This is like...ordinary sewer stuff.
Zing Li Fast: oh no dansilv
Zing Li Fast: Enjoy the dip...(S)
Something stirs in the water!
Keiki (GM): Aaand... I'm going to call a quick break!
Bakudan: Well. Swimming time! Hope you brought your swimming trunks!
Koopeep: Where's a flying broomstick when you need one
Keiki (GM): Let's resume at 1!
Brownie: ...Wait, Yoshis can't swim.
..."Feyesh": You aren't from Delfifififino Island, Brownie.
beeoi h.: I need to make up names for all the Yoshi's Island Yoshis.
Steev: Just keep up the super original namign scheme
Greenie
Acre: but make them coolz
Yellowie
Redie
Zing Li Fast: Just relax and enjoy the nasty sewerwatergirls>_>
Steev: ~~~Intermission music~~~
Steev: I gotta get me a flying broom stick one of these days
and I'll use it to fly away from all of you dicks foreverrrrr
no more problems
just eating cupcakes while defying gravity
Keiki (GM): Have fun eating dried shrooms
oo
beeoi h.: Level 1 of SMW2 worlds, bowser fight, SMW (Green): Yoshi
Level 2 of SMW2 worlds (Pink): Pastry
Level 3 of SMW2 worlds (Light Blue): Blueberry
Level 4 of SMW2 worlds (Red): Apple
Level 5 of SMW2 worlds (Purple): Eggplant
Level 6 of SMW2 worlds (Brown): Brownie
Level 7 of SMW2 worlds (Orange): THE PENETRATOR
Level 8 of SMW2 worlds (Dark Blue): Azul
there
yoshi autism complee
Acre: isn't there a yellow one
in world 4
Keiki (GM): GBRP canon now
beeoi h.: Probably. In the SNES version there's a lot of levels with yoshis with glitched coloration due to the SNES screwing things up
Brownie is actually never brown except in the intro
brownie is a sham
Steev: You fucked up not having your own character be named THE PENETRATOR
..."Feyesh": ...THE PENETRATOR
beeoi h.: We don't talk about the PENETRATOR.
..."Feyesh": That's too lewd.
beeoi h.: There's a reason why we never see orange yoshis anymore.
Except in Sunshine for some reason.
in smash bros my friend is a godly yoshi
he plays orange
beeoi h.: Wait, orange is in smash?
..."Feyesh": I play as the LESBIAN YELLOW YOSHI! D:
beeoi h.: All I know is there's no brown, and that is bad.
..."Feyesh": pretty sure you mean yellow
beeoi h.: I play as yellow too.
..."Feyesh": I play as yellow too, so that's probably yellow
Steev: I might be mildly color ignorant
Chicken Wing time
Acre: when can we expect a sunny cameo
..."Feyesh": ...Final boss
Acre: Final boss is obviously Remiel.
Keiki (GM): Sorry about the interruption! I'mma start soon.
The group surfaces in the flooded cavern. Soon after, Shin splashes down from above.
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Bakudan: Welcome to the party, I guess?
Shin: ... Man, why did I go along for this?
Bakudan: ...Yeah, sorry guys.
Brownie: This is all your fault, Bakudan.
Why do we even bother with you?
Acre: Good thing Shin does't have to worry about dirtying his sleepy sheep robes
Zing Li Fast: calm down sons
Brownie: (clearly sarcastic voice)
Bakudan: So did anyone feel anything stirring beneath us?
Shin: Hm. Is there a way out?
... Hm.
Zing Li Fast: Hopefully not a bloopernorn
Steev: am I the only one who doesn't see shit
oh there it is loading in
God Black Circle, gamers.
Koopeep: This is the LAST time I ever entertain any of you people's ideas
I don't even want to THINK about this
Koopeep: Zing, get down here and search beneath us
maybe there's a switch
wh
Zing Li Fast: I don't want to swim in this ...(S).
Koopeep: WELL USS NEITHER
Am I the only one seeing this?
Zing Li Fast: Hold your breath, dive and feel the Chaos_Is_Power.
Brownie turns into bright colored orbs and dies.
Koopeep: Well there goes the donkey
The sound of something squelching can be heard.
..."Feyesh": he just goes back to his egg
Koopeep: Did anyone hear somethign squelching?
Zing Li Fast: ...somethign
Bakudan: ...Maybe I can explode the water!
Zing Li Fast: Maybe it'll open the sewer water just like Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Bakudan tries. Exploding takes more effort!
Acre: fill that delicious methane with fire
Koopeep: Zing you screwed us at Fast Castle
..."Feyesh": that's dangerous
Koopeep: Don't you dare leave us hanging now
Zing Li Fast: wah no u u u u
Koopeep: This is decidely more dangerous!
er
Bakudan
What is that
beside you
Zing Li Fast: What, swimming on human waste is more dangerous? It kinda is.
Look, just DO SOMETHING
Zing Li Fast: he is a great man and I hope to be like him someday
Creatures surface from the water!
Zing Li Fast: Nah, too busy parroting.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
[MUSIC] Battle 2
Koopeep: Maybe they're friendly
: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: prollynotlol
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Bakudan takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Shin: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
..."Feyesh": are these fronks or whbat
Bakudan: Shin, what are these things?
Zing Li Fast: Evil Sewerfronks?
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: ...Man o'Bloopette
Acre: ... man o' Bloopette
Ake: Oh God, this is adorable.
The squids get the jump on the group!
Man o' Bloopette blasts Brownie with its own ink, dealing
5 damage! Brownie is
not blinded .
Steev: Lord Bowser, save us!
Koopeep: Yeah what he said!
..."Feyesh": ...Lord Bowser, save us!
Bakudan: Oh darn, I sure wish I had my Peekaboo badge on so I could see their HPs :c
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: No worry guys, I am [not blinded]
Koopeep: I wish I could see my party's HP
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Man o' Bloopette's attack!
Man o' Bloopette rams into Brownie, dealing
6 damage!
..."Feyesh": I wish I could see anyone other than my own HP.
beeoi h.: ...Oh yeah, attackers beat out defenders.
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Acre: whoa HEALTH BARS???
..."Feyesh": oh gawd, I can see Brownie's HP
Koopeep: one sec, fucking clicked the wrong thing
I mean cast the wrong spell oooo
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep tries to guard against Man o' Bloopette's attack!
Man o' Bloopette rams into Koopeep, dealing
5 damage!
Koopeep: Miserable cretins, I'll have your guts for garters!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Man o' Bloopette rams into Koopeep, dealing
5 damage!
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep tries to dodge Man o' Bloopette's attack!
Man o' Bloopette blasts Shin with its own ink, dealing
5 damage! Shin is
not blinded .
Zing Li Fast: Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Bakudan: I deeply regret not pumping everything into defense.
Steev: Because it looks like I'd literally never be able to dodge or guard anything
Zing Li Fast: Look at Brownie and Koopeep's HP bars.
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Man o' Bloopette utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Man o' Bloopette rams into Bakudan, dealing
5 damage!
beeoi h.: Of course this goddamn fight had to be IN WATER
..."Feyesh": Acre: two hours of Smithy Gang fight, gamers.
Keiki (GM): Alright, here's the rules of the water. You're going to move at half speed!
Meaning only 10 feet.
..."Feyesh": Cake, I'm not in water.
PrinceShroob: Welp, this looks bad.
..."Feyesh": And I don't intend to dive in.
..."Feyesh": Just saying.
.
Keiki (GM): That's why you don't!
..."Feyesh": In case you forgot.
Keiki (GM): You're also in your hidey hole.
Acre: do you think this is a joke, koopeep
Koopeep: This day has been rough, whiny voice in the sky, I need some levity
..."Feyesh": mangamers, gamers.
Shrody: Did someone say my name?
Acre: there's your levity
Koopeep: Bring the shroob in for the celebrity shot
Keiki (GM): That's about it as far as swimming.
PrinceShroob: Please don't.
Brownie dedicates his turn to dodging because I think you can do that.
Keiki (GM): You can move as you please!
You can do that!
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Zing Li Fast.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Man o' Bloopette.
Man o' Bloopette: Galwaaaaah?
Zing Li Fast: Look at those dirty ugly ...(S)ers.
Koopeep: It's trying to imitate our language!
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Man o' Bloopette.
..."Feyesh": This is my turn. I want them to come to the wall and waste their time trying to climb to me
Less of them swarming everyone else
Keiki (GM): Do you want to taunt more than one?
It's 2 if you want to go for multiples!
..."Feyesh": Yes, I want to taunt two of them
ah
then just one for 0 FP
Zing Li Fast laughs at Marn of Bloopette
Keiki (GM): Alright then!
beeoi h.: Too many enemies!!!
...Too many enemies!!!
Koopeep: I listen to you dolts, and now my robes are ruined and I'm swimming in sewage and fighting garbage monsters
Bakudan: You should heal yourself, Koopeep!
Koopeep: Well I've been saving this trick for a rainy day
beeoi h.: Oh wait, it's ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Koopeep: Lord Bowser will send you back to the Undewhere where you belong!
beeoi h.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jQRsSxxtjI
Koopeep uses my Fright Jar
..."Feyesh": Don't use my Fright Jar, its mine.
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Steev: God I really hope it scares everyone away
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
..."Feyesh": ...Mass Effect - The_Heap WILL DESTROY YOU
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Steev: Like I've got no idea what the fright jar success rate is
beeoi h.: I WILL DESTROY YOU
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Steev: It looks like it's working though
HOLD THE LINE
All but 1 Man o' Bloopette starts swimming off!
Koopeep: Hah! Ha ha ha ha HAH
Keiki (GM): Bakudan's in the water! So it'll take more FP to use Bomb.
Bakudan: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep: Now you see? Imagine if we had the REAL Lord Bowser here with us!
Bakudan knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) that's ...(S)ing awesome.
Bakudan jumps off of
1 head(s), dealing
4 damage with each jump before landing on Man o' Bloopette with an explosion, dealing
9 damage.
Keiki (GM): Which two do you want to jump on?
Zing Li Fast: I told you guys, Chaos_Is_Power.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
beeoi h.: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
beeoi h. takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Stupid turn board.
..."Feyesh" doesn't take initiative!
..."Feyesh": rolling d853
= 291
Bakudan defeats a Man o' Bloop!
Bakudan: There's so many!
: rolling 7d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Man o' Bloopette!
Zing Li Fast: Shin... you're gonna do it!
..."Feyesh": bad shin, gamers.
Steev: fuck you cake you made me laugh
That's a Man o' Bloopette! They inhabit the sewers of Toadbrook as of recent.
HP is 7, FP is 4, and Attack is 6.
Brownie: We'll die knowing what killed us had for breakfast 3 years ago.
Bakudan: Seven HP?! Jeez!
Koopeep: Jeez is right. Good thing for fright jars
They're... pretty powerful! Watch out for their Ink Blast attack... It can blind you!
Koopeep: Praise Bowser, for delivering me unto you sad sacks and saving your lives here
Zing Li Fast: CRUNCH! The_Journal'll add it to The_Journal!
beeoi h.: updated my JURNAL.
Man o' Bloopette has a beef with Zing Li Fast!
Man o' Bloopette starts to buff up its head...
Man o' Bloopette blasts Zing Li Fast with its own ink, dealing
5 damage! Zing Li Fast is
blinded .
PrinceShroob laffs at Zing Li Fast
..."Feyesh": Wait, where's his attack roll
Koopeep: Now which one is left? That one trying to climb up the wall going for Zing?
Keiki (GM): Special attack!
Brownie eats a suepar mushroom.
Keiki (GM): It's like a spell.
..."Feyesh": So how are the negative effects of being blinded?
Keiki (GM): You will occasionally miss attacks!
Koopeep: wait are they not running from battle?
Well.
Maybe.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Man o' Bloopette!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Man o' Bloopette tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Acre: I just noticed there are two Shins.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Man o' Bloopette, dealing
4 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
Koopeep: But that's what the fright
ja
aaaugh
Acre: look at it this way
star pointz
Steev: Koopeep is like if Squidward and Ted from Scrubs had a racist turtle baby
..."Feyesh": star pointz, castlez and casinoz
Steev: literally always shit luck
I honestly love it
Keiki (GM): It's your turn son!
Okay!
Steev: Christ, there's a timer now?
Acre: 40 minutes of smithy's gang
Keiki (GM): For the sake of everyone else, there may be.
..."Feyesh": Smithy_Is_Power
Bakudan: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Man o' Bloopette!
Bakudan jumps on Man o' Bloopette, dealing
9 damage.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
..."Feyesh": why are you attacking the scared scaredy inkay
Ake: They'll get unscared!
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Man o' Bloopette!
Shin slaps Man o' Bloopette, dealing
4 damage.
Bakudan: Be careful, Shin!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Koopeep: Tables have turned now, you little floating diapers
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast: ...floating diapers
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Man o' Bloopette knows about timed hits!
Three Man o' Bloopettes flee the battle!
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
beeoi h.: rolling 1d0
= 0
Man o' Bloopette utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Man o' Bloopette rams into Bakudan, dealing
5 damage!
..."Feyesh": ...rolling 1d0
Bakudan: Ow, hey! You'll pay for that!
Steev: Holy shit I need to buy more Fright Jars
PrinceShroob: Does a d0 even exist?
Man o' Bloopette: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Man o' Bloopette utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Steev: this worked amazingly well
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
beeoi h.: Dang, can't roll negative dice.
Man o' Bloopette rams into Zing Li Fast, dealing
5 damage!
beeoi h.: rolling 0d0
= 0
..."Feyesh": rolling 0
= 0
beeoi h.: coincidental minds
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.: The defensive roll remains.
Keiki (GM): Oh! Uh... What are you doing?
beeoi h.: I'm knowing about timed hits!
AKA trying to eat this thing.
Koopeep: I really hope these were load-bearing Bloopers
otherwise we're still exactly where we were before, but one of us is blind
Keiki (GM): Oh. You don't need to worry about that! Just do it!
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Man o' Bloopette into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
5 turns.
Keiki (GM): It's like a spell. Spell logiX.
: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
..."Feyesh" utilizes inner Power on Man o' Bloopette!
PrinceShroob: ..."incredibly suggestively"
: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Man o' Bloopette!
Man o' Bloopette: PrinceShroob: ..."incredibly suggestively"
..."Feyesh": go with my true roll pls
.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Man o' Bloopette, dealing
4 damage!
Man o' Bloopette is defeated!
Zing Li Fast: Chaossss_Isss_Powerrrr
The party defeated the Man o' Bloopettes!
32 Star Points are gained! (
64 for Koopeep).
13 coins are also found! Just kind floating around.
Brownie swallows the bloopette because he guesses combat is over.
Koopeep: I should get them, I paid for a badge
Brownie, clean them off
..."Feyesh": physicscre, gamers.
Koopeep: Excuse me, I meant Brow
Bakudan: Should we explore now that we're down here?
Brownie: I'm savin up my coins for SPEEDY SPIN
Oh yeah, and 2 Ink Sacs are found!
Brownie: This place seems kind of dangerous.
So yes, we should.
Zing Li Fast grabs 2 coins.
Koopeep sadly bids farewell to the Fright Jar as it disintegrates
Koopeep also grabs three coins
Brownie rides on top of koopeep.
Shin: How are we going to get out of here?
Koopeep sinks down underneath brownie's weight
Zing Li Fast: ...Brownie rides on top of koopeep.
Koopeep: hgblblhblblblblb
Brownie: Swim? For such a smart guy you can be pretty dumb at times, Shin.
Shin: But we can't see anything. I'm not sure how deep it is.
Koopeep angrily bubbles at the Man o' Bloop that's still hanging around
Brownie: #spot for deepness. deep.
PrinceShroob: Pretty sure that's the one Brownie swallowed.
Brownie: We'll keep going until we hit land or a large sea creature that looks like land.
Sewers don't go on forever.
Shin: But it's just a... room.
Bakudan: So there's walls on the sides?
Koopeep continues to bubble demands for Zing to plunge the depths of the room
Bakudan: Where'd the bloopers go?
Brownie doesn't understand walls!
Zing Li Fast doesn't want to swim, gamers.
Brownie: Bakubomb, bomb the walls. Bomb.
Zing Li Fast: ...Bakubomb
Bakudan: I'll bomb the walls if someone feeds my plant today.
Koopeep bubbles that it would be a dumb idea. There's no cracks int he wall.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Koopeep into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for
5 turns.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Brownie: with mouth full Here, you can have this.
Keiki (GM): It looks odd because of the weird cut-off spot.
Koopeep tries to be as disgusting as possible in Brownie's mouth
Bakudan feeds Brownie's regurgitated dinner to Iris.
First permadeath
Grimdark mario
Koopeep: jokes on brown, now he's swmming
Bakudan: I guess I'll try here first.
Bakudan explodes, dealing
9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Zing Li Fast: #bulletbillknowledge
Brownie is not immediately around her!
Bakudan splashes around in the water.
Brownie: Where's a cheep cheep when we need one?
Zing Li Fast tries to recall myths pertaining to the situation
Zing Li Fast: rolling d444
= 138
Koopeep: You can all forget about getting heals!
Bakudan tries to sink to the bottom.
Bakudan: Oh, there is a crack.
Koopeep: Was that always there?
Bakudan explodes, dealing
9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Koopeep: I would have thought my elf eyes would have seen it before
..."Feyesh": 123, gamers.
Layze: quick, everyone drag your health bars along the wall to see if there's any other secrets
Brownie: We don't have any explosives that work in water.
I think.
Koopeep: We have a living explosive
and a flying dud
Brownie: That's convienent.
THRU THE WINDOWZ
THRU DA WALLZ
Brownie heads through the hole.
Layze: I don't think that's a hole
it's like, the opposite of a hole
breaking the wall has caused additional matter to invade the space
Brownie: The hole was stairs all along!
PrinceShroob: That is scientifically impossible.
Layze: by bombing that wall you have broken one of the fundamental laws of physics
congrats, bakudan
you did it
Koopeep: I'd like to see that other group of chumps try to get out of this situation
Sidestepper knows about sewers hidden secrets
Wanda effortlessly flies through a wall somewhere far away from here
Brownie goes up the wall stairs.
Koopeep: I just know they're going to lead me somewhere horrible
Layze: by the way cake that's a pretty sick gradient you've got going on with those walls
Koopeep: So now that that terrible experience is behidn u
s
The group hops out of Pipe 21.
Koopeep: can we find pennington
And a shower?
Pennington should be at Penguin's Slide!
Acre: .....spring scene act 2
Koopeep: Take us there, please, Mr. Shin
Koopeep: Head to the surface, please
I reek of Yoshi mouth and worse
And Bakudan, sweetie?
Zing Li Fast: ...sourdiesel
Koopeep: If you ever try to feed me to your little pet on top of your head, I'll snip it off with hedge clippers
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Shin: First order of business. Get clean. Then! Off to Elder Pennington's we go.
Koopeep: So where can we find a shower?
And a dry cleaners?
Shin: If only there were some terrible hot springs we could go to. Oh well. That would be some time shenanigans, too.
Zing Li Fast takes a quick dip over here, despite not being dirty
Zing Li Fast comes out of the Hyperbolic Time Water
Zing Li Fast: Just in time>_>
Layze: quick, everyone onto the sky mirror
Brownie speedruns a shower.
Bakudan returns from the land of lag and also quickly washes up.
Koopeep rings out her robe on Zing
Koopeep: Now, Mr. Shin, if you'd please
Take us to Penguin Slide
Bakudan: Think the block museum is open yet?
Brownie: Hopefully I can go sleding.
Shin: That is indeed what we can do there!
Brownie: Museums sound cool, but not something I wanna spend my precious time on just yet.
Shin: They have... interesting sled races.
Layze: I like how steve is like the odd man out in this group as far as the history of the people playing
like he's probably the only one who has no idea why I'm laughing my ass off about "penguin slide"
Steev: yeah I've been feeling like an outsider the whole time
but at least someone likes it
..."Feyesh": Chefs_Are_Power
Keiki (GM): Don't worry. You'll really feel it when the Sponi Factory happens.
beeoi h.: Even I barely know what that is, so
Layze: holy shit, if the sponi-factory happens
Ake: I will get 0 sponi factory references.
Layze: it's like the loop is right here
Steev: We were standing outside of it before
Layze: and steve is all the way over in africa
literally antipodal to the loop
Steev: does anyone understand what layze is saying?
Shin: Should we start on our way, guys?
Acre: layze, we should go try to get the sponi factory sidequest
Steev: is she aught in her own self-referential loop?
Koopeep: Let us go, Mr. Shin
Layze: no now I'm making jokes about how you're out of the loop
Bakudan follows the group.
Keiki (GM): Aaaand end of session for now!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 2d0
= 0
Steev: This place looks sweet
beeoi h.: rolling d10000000
= 9759
Steev: but my elf eyes see no shine sprites
..."Feyesh": Amazing environment as always, Cake.
Nice. Ice.
PrinceShroob: Actually, if the Sponi Factory is gonna be a thing, then does that mean all of the Sponi Factory characters are gonna make an appearance? And if so, does that include layze the character?
beeoi h.: Please. Freeze.
Layze: steve be sure to check that outhouse
like just scour it real good
there's bound to be a shine in there
..."Feyesh": ...Please. Freeze.
Acre: it includes my characer
who is a character in this
Steev: I'm gonna get that purple thing on the tree branch over there
Keiki (GM): It might be a thing.
Layze: shroob cake already posted the sprite he made of him in the thread
so
PrinceShroob: I thought he just did that for fun?
beeoi h.: GG individuals GG
Keiki (GM): GG juveniles GG
