Koopeep: Hmph. I'm certain that my invaluable contributions to deposing that false Fast are going to be completely overlooked...
Elder Goombraum: Anyway. Where was I? I was probably just explaining important Terra Quilt stuff, wasn't I?
Bakudan: God Voice, am I still unconscious?
[MUSIC] Boot-Town
Bakudan, Shin, and Koopeep are awake at 1 HP!
Koopeep: What, too cheap to put us in an inn?
Zing Li Fast: Rise and chap!
Bakudan: Oh hey, we're in Boottown! Hi Goombraum!
..."Feyesh": Goombraum should give free full healing for everyone. ;_;
Bakudan: ...We lost, didn't we?
Bakudan searches her soul.
Zing Li Fast: GGGGGGGGGGG WE WIN
Bakudan: No... I feel stronger.
I think we won!
Elder Goombraum: On the contrary... you people stopped the cannon fire!
Keiki (GM): Actually, most of you leveled up I think after that fight.
Koopeep: What do you mean "you people"? You racist little mutant
Bakudan: What, are you a rock?
Steev: Oh. Should I be at Level 4 too?
Elder Goombraum: Anyway. The Terra Quilt is a stronger boon that it first looks.
Elder Goombraum: You'll soon find out why! Anyway...
Elder Goombraum: If you wish to beat Mario, you might want to search out the other patches and reassemble the quilt.
Zing Li Fast: Where are the other Pa-Patches?
Elder Goombraum: But it won't be enough to merely get all of the pieces. It must be stitched together.
Bakudan: Can we stitch patches as we find them?
Elder Goombraum: Well, no. Only its creator can patch it back together.
Bakudan: Oh... who might that be?
Koopeep: Give me some thread and a needle, I can do it
I made these robes myself, you know
go on, feel the hem of my sleeve
Zing Li Fast: Where is the creator? "Christmas Robot" wants to know.
Bakudan feels Koopeep's sleeve.
Koopeep: I used real sleepy sheep wool on it
Bakudan: Feels pretty average to me!
Koopeep: Now get your hands off, you'll make it dirty
Elder Goombraum thinks for awhile.
Elder Goombraum: ... I don't recall who created it.
Bakudan: That's a problem!
Zing Li Fast: Where are the other patches?
Elder Goombraum: Probably someone magical or some such.
Bakudan: Was it one of your friends?
Koopeep: That's because Goombas spend all their time bashing their heads against walls
Elder Goombraum: The patches reside with my friends, but none of us actually created the quilt.
Anyway...
Elder Goombraum: I know of a few, but some I've lost contact to.
Bakudan: Who do you still have contact with?
Elder Goombraum: Pennington. Not to be confused with the detective Pennington. Though they are related.
I haven't heard from Pennington recently though... I worry if he's okay.
Zing Li Fast: Where does Pennington live, Koopa Koot?
Elder Goombraum: There's Yoshivala, too. Wish that fella would update with the times and use a Mailbox SP.
Koopeep: Stooop stop stop!
I think we're all getting sidetracked here
Don't you remember why we started this quest of ours in the first place?
It wasn't to put some quilt together
We're going to put the kibosh on Mario!
Zing Li Fast: mailbox fetish
Bakudan: But he makes it sound useful to do such a thing!
Though I guess we don't even know which direction Mario went...
Did he go back to the city?
Koopeep: This little bump on a log was supposed to tell us
Elder Goombraum: I haven't a clue. He was here, but left with his friend when there weren't any badges to take.
Zing Li Fast: badge fetish
Koopeep: In which direction?
Elder Goombraum shrugs with invisible arms.
You fink!
Zing Li Fast: ...Elder Goombraum shrugs with invisible arms.
The boon and Mario!
Elder Goombraum: ... I'm pretty sure it was just the boon.
Koopeep: Who are you working for?! What are they paying you?!
Elder Goombraum: ... Not enough to continue rambling, really!
Bakudan wonders what Brownie is doing.
Koopeep throws her arms up and stomps off to sizzle
Elder Goombraum: Have fun searching out that Mario guy.
Elder Goombraum hobbles over to his boot, and goes inside.
Zing Li Fast: Thanks again for zee explanationess.
Elder Goombraum nods before entering.
Bakudan: ...Well. Maybe we should follow some footprints!
Bakudan: Or smell something Mario-related. Like his autograph!
Brownie: I've got nothing.
Bakudan: Brownie, can you follow scents?
Brownie: We need to call detective Pennington77.
Pretty sure I can't.
Bakudan: You might have an idea there.
So uh. Where's Pennington again?
Zing Li Fast: I also wonder so, [b]Bombette[/s] and [b]Boshi[/b]!
Shin: Hm. There was a place north of Toadbrook, up in the mountains. Penguin's Slide!
Bakudan: Ooh, that sounds fun! Let's go!
..."Feyesh": ...Penguin's Slide
Brownie: I'm not good at adventures with no foreseeable endgame.
We complete this quilt, what do we do?
Zing Li Fast: Then we dance.
Shin: Hm. I wish Goombraum elaborated more exposition and told us more!
Bakudan: Let's go in and ask!
Bakudan: But I want to go to the slide more.
Koopeep: I've had a thought, while I was out being uninterrupted by the riff raff
Koopeep: I know a certain someone who has an affinity for collecting rare items
Koopeep: Seven Stars, Star Spirits, Crystal Stars, Pure Hearts...
I'm sure that he'll be after these quilt pieces too
Bakudan: What if he's just after the seven badges?
Koopeep: So we gather them up before him, and then give them to Lord Bowser as a gift! Won't he be surprised when we do all the work for him?
Zing Li Fast: ...seven badges
Shin: I wonder if Mario knows? Do you think he was after the pieces too?
Koopeep: Mario? I'm talking about doing Lord Bowser's will!
He's counting on us!
And once we do this for him, we'll all be in the Koopa Troop for sure!
Shin: We should complete the quilt as quick as possible before taking on Mario, or maybe he'll start gathering the patches too.
Zing Li Fast: bowser fetish
Koopeep: I-i-it's not a f-f
I won't even entertain
the very idea
Hmph!
Shin: ... Should we seek out Lord Bowser?
Bakudan: Only if he's going sliding.
Koopeep: Shin, I think that is the best idea I've heard this group produce yet
Brownie: I do enjoy sliding.
Koopeep: Now here's another good idea. Bakudan, Shin, come here. Time for some economical healing.
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for
2 HP!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for
2 HP!
Shin: We find out about the rest of the Patches from Pennington, and then see if we can get Bowser's help.
Don't forget your place, recruit!
But yes, I adore this plan
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for
2 HP!
Shin: Surely he can't turn down us wanting to take down Mario. Maybe he'll even help?
Koopeep starts to day dream
Koopeep: oh that would be niiiice
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Goomba, healing for
2 HP!
Koopeep: sorry, sort of lost... focus... there
I only missed because Bakudan won't sto squirming!
Bakudan: I'm not moving at all!
shush
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for
2 HP!
Koopeep: There, that brings you back to 10
that should be enough
Shin: I think we should get going for Toadbrook now. I need to check in on my shop. Maybe look into getting a temporary shop owner.
Koopeep: I'll need to rest up and restore my power. Care to join me, Mr. Shin?
Bakudan: That's too lewd.
Shin: Sure! I'll even cover everyone's stay here.
Koopeep: There's nothing lewd!
Brownie: Let's check the sewerz
Koopeep: Because no one wanted to use a Life Shroom when we all got knocked out!
Zing Li Fast: deep sewerz. win.
.
Bakudan: Oh yeah. I need some meat! You guys should tell me if you find any.
Koopeep: Mr. Shin if you are volunteering to pay for a lady's rest at the inn, I wouldn't be opposed
Shin: By the way! I thank all of you for helping me thus far.
Koopeep: The pleasure is all mine.
Keiki (GM): So. Quick off-screen rest-up at the inn?
Koopeep: Ah the perks of having a GMPC
Zing Li Fast pays the 5 coins, unless the Goombas give us a free rest as thanks
Shin pays for the group sleeping at the inn.
Zing Li Fast: thanks son thanks
Shin: You saved my life there, Zing Li!
I should be thanking you especially!
Koopeep: Remember to pray to Lord Bowser before bed for good dreams
Zing Li Fast: PalePiranha: Indeed.
Shin pulls out a Shine Sprite.
Shin: This shiny thing is now yours!
Steev: wow what a surprising and unforseen twist of events
Zing Li Fast glladly (yes, glladly) receives the sprite.
Shin: Dunno what it would even do. Anyway!
Zing Li Fast: Thanks for zee giftness.
Shin: That should be enough to get going.
Zing Li Fast uses the Shine Sprite for the things he's told Chef Keiki before
Shin: You can't do that dummy! You gotta turn it into someone fancy or something.
Shin: Who will do such actions for you.
Perhaps... a Shine Shaman.
Where is Merlon Shaman?
Shin: Merlon lives in Toadbrook! Not sure if he deals with Shine Sprites still. Maybe he does!
Zing Li Fast: Berry well.
Acre: don't mind me, I'm just here for the two hours of goomba village background music
..."Feyesh": dracaqw, gamers.
Koopeep: Let's go. I want to listen to two hours of Rainbow Castle
Zing Li Fast: Yay Mario Party :) :D XD
The group proceeds to the Edgebrook Highlands.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
..."Feyesh": ...fire party
Acre: OR was it Mario Emblem?
..."Feyesh": It was Kirby Party! XD! XD! FD!
why the hell would I think of fire emblem
..."Feyesh": Because it was in response to Final Fantasy meeting Fire Emblem! It's Final Emblem!
Zing Li Fast: yay gloam valley
Acre: I'm glad I can always count of SV remembering useless junk trivia for me.
Koopeep: hah! Look at that pathetic cannon down there
crumbled to pieces in the valley
Zing Li Fast: rofl, PWNED.
Shin: Man, did we really cause that? I got knocked out through all of that.
Zing Li Fast: He blew his own standing ground up. flop.
Bakudan: That'll cost at least five coins to repair, I bet.
Koopeep: My Magikopies told me all about how Zing the Coward hid from battle and let the Yoshi do all the work
Koopeep: Beast, you've earned your name now.
I will call you... Brow
Koopeep: That is your new name.
Zing Li Fast: Koopie Koo.
Koopeep: Yes, it's very 'coo' as the young kids say
very cool
Shin: ... I want to call you... Brow now.
Shin: I hope you don't mind that, Brownie!
Koopeep 's elf eyes see something
Zing Li Fast: ...elf eyes
Koopeep: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Koopeep rushes to two untapped blocks
Koopeep: heeeheheheheheee
Koopeep hits the item block
Zing Li Fast: The_Heap: "mary sue" eyes
The blocks break away! How mysteriously empty.
Steev: and you will respect them
Koopeep: No... no no no no!
Koopeep hits the other item block
Bakudan: ...Where did Koopeep run giggling off too?
I mean what is even going on there?
Koopeep: Please Lord Bowser, save your loyalest subject
Zing Li Fast: Into her own world of "Bowsertism".
Koopeep hits the series of blocks
Koopeep finds a Honey Syrup!
Koopeep: Thank you! Lord Bowser is the one true king!
Cayleef: What's up, fast dood?
..."Feyesh": ...Cayleef is typing
Cayleef: Yo, you look pretty fast, so you might know something about a guy that's named "Fast"
Koopeep: You'll all never believe what Lord Bowser gifted me with who are you
Zing Li Fast: FastKong64 knows.
Cayleef: Oh you do? I'm sent to clean up this "Fast" fellow.
Steev: wait is that question mark in the air supposed to be a hidden item block or was that a joke
Cayleef twirls a battleaxe like a manly axman.
Zing Li Fast: That's a noble mission, but he has already been cleaned out. v_v
Steev: you can't be doing hidden item blocks man I'll go paranoid
..."Feyesh": hidden item fetish
Cayleef: ... I don't believe you.
Zing Li Fast: Then go to Boot townz and check it out.
Cayleef: I got a Trouble from the Toadbrook Trouble Center to clean some Lord Fast clocks.
Bakudan: Is he actually Mario? I hear Mario needs some cleaning up.
Cayleef: I bet I'm late to the party. Argh!
Zing Li Fast: The Trouble Center's system is still running on a 486, I'm afraid.
Steev: So then it looks like WE get the reward for the trouble
Koopeep: Yeah, what he said
..."Feyesh": Nice. Ice. gimmick, axleef''s appearance is. I like the idea.
Cayleef: Dangit! I was SURE I was going to get those 999 coins from that Goombraum guy...
Zing Li Fast: ...999 coins
you
that
AAAAAAGH
Zing Li Fast: He's really rich, huh.
Koopeep: All we got was a blanket!
Bakudan: Hey, don't tell him that.
Koopeep: Probably covered in smallpox and measles and other old people diseases!
Zing Li Fast laffs heartily
Koopeep: I have half a mind to go back into that village and squash those Goombas back down into their shoes
Zing Li Fast: SQUASH! The_Koopeep'll add it to The_Shoes!
Koopeep: I knew I didn't like that old fart!
Shin: Wait a second... Cayleef? This guy look vaguely familiar.
Koopeep is going bearzerk
Zing Li Fast: Cayleef is a famous marn, marn.
Shin thinks and then shudders, but does not go bearzerk.
Zing Li Fast: ...bearzerk
Koopeep: Twenty paratroopas, five hammer bros, and a whole PACK of chain chomps!
Bakudan: Are you two related? You're both shy guys.
Cayleef: I'm a legendary treasure hunter extroadinaire! And I have like 99 Power!
Koopeep: I'll raze that city to the ground!
Zing Li Fast: Chaos_Is_Power
Cayleef: I even slapped the Star Spirits in the face!
more like kiss my butt town
Zing Li Fast: rolling 0
= 0
Koopeep: This man is obviously a charlatan.
Shin: I think this is an opportunity though, Bakudan...
Hey Cayleef!
..."Feyesh": brb gettin me some watcher
Shin: I think I have a "Trouble" you can solve.
I need someone to look after my shop.
Bakudan: ...Do you really want a guy with an axe watching your shop?
Koopeep: Do you really want a total stranger watching your shop?
granted theres nothing left in that mess pile to steal, but this seems like a questionable idea
Shin: If you could run that and not cause any trouble for the rest of the adventure, I'll pay you handsomely!
Cayleef: Oh! Shin! Buddy old pal! You know I can't object to two things... Or maybe like three of them.
But two of them are cold hard coins and pretty shy girls!
I'm in!
Zing Li Fast: And my axe!
..."Feyesh": ...pretty shy "grrl"s
Shin: Great, great. Follow us back to Toadbrook, alright?
Bakudan: ...Are you a pretty shy girl, Shin?
Shin: Of course not! That'd be weird and sudden and shocking.
Bakudan: So does this mean we can go shopping at your place now?
Shin: Yes! After uh... I set it up a bit!
Cayleef pals up with Shin, placing an arm around his shoulder.
Cayleef: Let's do this, little man!
Shin: Let's get back to Toadbrook. Anyone else have anything left to do out here?
Shin: Koopeep? You look anxious.
Or should I say... Koo' Peep.
Koopeep: ...one last thing
Steev: fucking screen scrolling
need to get a mouse
Koopeep jumps and hits the floating ? mark in the sky
Koopeep hits the space between where the two blocks were, and finds a Noki Noki Shell in a hidden block!
Koopeep: Yessss! Mine, all mine!
...What is it
Zing Li Fast: Friendship_Is_Power
The Noki Noki Shell is a special Koopa Shell that can function as a weapon or armor.
Zing Li Fast: ...Noki Noki Shell
..."Feyesh": ...Are you a pretty shy "grrl", Shin?
Shin: It can be used as a ranged weapon or a +1 Defense/-1 Speed armor thing.
Just... tattling it and not god speaking or anything.
Koopeep: I was just about to ask
Hmm.
Qell
Well I suppose
Bakudan: You're so useful, Shin!
Koopeep: I never was good at offensive magic anyway.
Koopeep puts the wand in her back pocket for spells
Koopeep equipped the Noki Noki Shell as a weapon
Shin: Shall we head into Toadbrook? I think I know the answer!
Koopeep: This isn't one of those barbaric weapons where I have to, ugh, SPIN into enemies is it?
Zing Li Fast: The_Heap doesn't know.
Shin: No! You just kick it, kinda like a regular Koopa shell. And it'll return to you!
I have a few Koopas I'd like to imagine kicking too
The group proceed into Toadbrook.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook
Steev: Kakey thank uu for giving me items at last C:
Keiki (GM): You're welcome!
Shin: Ah! Feels good to be back.
Steev: Look, a shine sprite
Koopeep: No silly voice, it's just a sign
Shin: I don't see a Shine Sprite. I see the backside of a building.
Bakudan: Hey! Maybe now's a good time to check out the block museum!
Koopeep: These are really good glasses
Zing Li Fast: Yeah, I wanna see some broques.
Sure.
Shin: Oh. Duh. That's right. The Shine Shaman moved in recently.
Koopeep: I could do with some intellectual stimulation
..."Feyesh": Where am I, gamers.
oh here lol
Toadbrook Gentleman: Oh, sorry chaps. The Block Museum is closed at the moment.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
When does it reopen, so we can see Broques not devoid of their value?
Bakudan: Aww! When will it be open?
Toadbrook Gentleman: The TBPD are investigating allegations of gambling.
Zing Li Fast: ...who would gamble inside a museum
Toadbrook Gentleman: That's what I think!
Anyway. It should surely be open soon.
Zing Li Fast: If you like to gamble, Uhh tells you he's your marn
I know what we could do for fun, Bakudan
Zing Li Fast: Fanks. Time to go see Shamerlon.
Bakudan: What's your plan, Koopeep?
Toadbrook Bob-omb: Hello there, spritely little point-and-shooty.
Koopeep: A rousing round of Let's Find and Kill Mario
Bakudan: ...How do we find him though?
Koopeep: By thinking like Mario
Zing Li Fast: Nice. Ice. hat you got there, son.
Koopeep: We need to jump all around
Toadbrook Bob-omb: Oh! Why thank you!
Brownie ground pounds on Koopeep for
3 damage!
Bakudan: "Mama Mia! (Where's the nearest pasta restaurant?)"
Koopeep trips on her robes and falls
..."Feyesh": ...1. Brownie ground pounds on Koopeep for 3 damage!
..."Feyesh": trips (laughs)
Koopeep: Nice try, Brow, but you'll need to get closer than that
Shin: Brownie! You've been pretty quiety.
Koopeep: I think we've gotten inside Mario's head enough
Zing Li Fast: Can I go inside and see Shamerlon?
Brownie: M. Night Shamerlon's The Shining
Shine Shaman: Well hello!
Zing Li Fast: ...M. Night Shamerlon's The Shining
Shine Shaman: Oi, you folks seem rather complacent staring at the shop. Want inside?
Zing Li Fast: If possiblol.
Zing Li Fast: Also hello, Mr. Piantaman.
Shine Shaman brightens his eyes.
Shine Shaman: Shine sprites! I feel them! Come in, right away!
..."Feyesh": Reminds me of the Master's Dojo for some reason.
Shine Shaman: Welcome to my place. You clearly seek power if you've found these wayward Shine Sprites.
I am Ginzburg, and I can give you the power and strength you seek for...1 shine sprite.
Zing Li Fast: PalePiranha: Indeed.
Steev: You guys missed out. Shoulda given Koopeep the shine sprite
I was gonna make a slippery spell
get everything slippery
..."Feyesh": ...a slippery spell
floors
stairs
Brownie gives Shine Shamerlon his shine sprite
..."Feyesh": intervessing
Steev: I'd be the most annoying ever
Zing Li Fast also gives Mr. Ginzgrodyburger his Shine Sprite
Brownie: See what you can do with this.
Zing Li Fast: Make me one with your powerful magic, pls
Shine Shaman feels around a crystal ball.
Shine Shaman: I shall begin.
Shiney whiney, brighty lighty...
Shine Shaman: A yoshi stands before me... BROWNIE!
Ancient spirits of light...
MAKE HIM BRIGHT!
Steev: We call him Brow now
Brownie gains 5 HP, 5 FP, and 3 BP!
..."Feyesh": Catena spits a goddamn crab.
Acre: Oh man I missed the Cayleef cameo.
Brownie: I'm more betterer.
Zing Li Fast: Do your bestest.
Steev: I like the lighting in this room
..."Feyesh": lighting fetish
Brownie has learned Tiny Eggs!
Brownie: Tiny eggz are cool.
Zing Li Fast: Now you can make us some omelettes. :)
Brownie also gets an ability he will choose sometime in the next century.
But most importantly of all...
Brownie is now a B-RANK SUPERSTAR
beeoi h.: ...What's the difference between a special attack and an ability?
Keiki (GM): I told you several times man! It's like "featz"
beeoi h.: Didn't we decide on the ricochet eggs?
It was unclear
Shine Shaman: There is one last one in my presence.
Acre: Player/GM conflict, mang
Zing Li Fast: "grodyburger" person pls
..."Feyesh": mangs, gamers.
Shine Shaman: I assume you would like to grow stronger, young sling?
Shine Shaman: I shall begin my might mojo.
Shiney whiney, brighty lighty...
Shine Shaman: A bullet bill stands before me... ZING LI FAST!
Shine Shaman: Ancient Spirits of light...
MAKE HIM BRIGHT!
Zing Li Fast gains +5 HP, +5 FP, and +3 BP!
Zing Li Fast: That is gouda.
Steev: I can't paint purple in the great dark darkness
He also learns a new move: Co-Co-Co-Cogs!
Zing Li Fast: I feel more Chaos_is_Powerful.
Thanks, Mr. Ginzburg.
Zing Li Fast also has a new ability: Down But Not Out!
beeoi h.: ...Co-co-co Cogz
Zing Li Fast also gets +5 HP, but most importantly...
Zing Li Fast is now a B-RANK SUPERSTAR
Shine Shaman: Ooh... the mojo always feels great. Visit me when you have more, but you will need to be stronger to withstand my powerful magicks.
Zing Li Fast: Vurry well.
Shine Shaman: I foresee you will be at least level 9, by the next time you see me.
Zing Li Fast: You know a lot. Why did you kindly come to offer your services in Toadbrook?
Shine Shaman: I sense that the sun didn't shine so brightly here. It's a rainy city here in Toadbrook.
I merely bring light wherever I go!
Zing Li Fast: That's a deep mission. win.
beeoi h.: Where's my tiny eggz macro
Shine Shaman: Anyway. I thank you.
Keiki (GM): I'll make it!
..."Feyesh": I'd like to gain my Ma-Ma-Ma-Macro too.
Zing Li Fast: GG Mr. Ginzburger GG
...
Steev: He's a smelly hawaiian stereotype
he should say aloha
for goodbye :
..."Feyesh": hawaii fetish
Bakudan: You guys done now?
Zing Li Fast comes out of the Hyperbolic Shine Chamber
Zing Li Fast: Just in time>_>
Bakudan: Let's go to Shin's shop!
Bakudan: Though... you guys don't seem anymore shiny!
Koopeep: Maybe there's an enchanted broom
Shin looks over from his conversation with Cayleef and nods.
Zing Li Fast: The light is now inside our hearts. deep. win.
Koopeep: Lord Bowser would truly recognize my devotion if he blessed me with two boons in one day
unlike that ungrateful goombub
Bakudan: ...What is /that/?
Koopeep: By Bowser's mane!
No one get too close!
Zing Li Fast: Dark_Koopatrol: What the hell is this
Some Toadbrook public workers are working on the saucer.
Shin: Man, I don't think I've seen one of these since I was a young kid.
Zing Li Fast: What is this? I click on all townz, scroll all the way down, see the main plaza, come here, sees this saucerthing is the number 1 construction, and it is insanely active.
Is this one of those secret inventions?
Bakudan: ...You were a kid once?
Koopeep: Do shy guys grow into their masks?
Uh
Tape?
Maybe we can learn something on this news board
I'm the smart one, I read things
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 4 turns.
..."Feyesh": ...1. Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 4 turns.
Zing Li Fast reads the only part that matters, which is the Graffiti Corner in the back
Many residents have reported UFO's above the Mushroom district of Toadbrook.
Eye witnesses report that a bespectacled alien and a fungus-like alien got into a spat and fled the scene.
Koopeep: Grafitti Corner is the gossip of the gutter trash, Zing.
The Toadbrook Police Department is investigating the UFO crash for parking violations. More shall be posted.
Zing Li Fast: Graffiti stories rule dudes!!!
Anyone ever heard of a Badgerk? They're kinda selfish but in a way, they're kinda cute. One even travels around with Mario now! They're so cute!
..."They're so cute!"
Zing Li Fast scribbles in: ..........."cute"
DUDE what is wrong with you??? Badgerks hurt ppl
Zing Li Fast scribbles in: Smalltopicman concurs.
..."Feyesh": The concurring is next to the bad pelling phrase.
Zing Li Fast: Some ...(S)er thinks that "Kapin whatever" who walks with Mario is "cute"!
Brownie: Probably Bakudan.
Bakudan: I guess he was kinda tiny.
Zing Li Fast: ...Probably Bakudan.
I'd crash into his tiny ass. That's too lewd.
Bakudan: ...That's incredibly lewd.
Acre: and something you don't want to do
Brownie: Let's go into the sewerz.
Bakudan: Do the sewers go to Penguin's Slide?
Brownie: The question remains.
Koopeep: would we go into the sewers
Brownie: Because we can and it's free.
Keiki (GM): Some people just want to go to the sewerz.
Keiki (GM): I'm going to the bathroom real quick.
Koopeep: oh wow, Brow wants to go into the sewers and thinks its fine because he's already colored like shit
Acre: the sewers have stuff related to Penguin's SLide.
Koopeep: Do you know how hard it is to get sewage stains out of Sleepy Sheep wool?!
Bakudan: Put your robes in your backpack!
Zing Li Fast: Because sewers have sharp treasures and I love it when they smell as we jump into the toilet water, and rats and nasty insect bits get everywhere.
Koopeep: I'm not taking off my robes!
Zing Li Fast: They're comfy and nice to wear!
Brownie: Then bum a boat off those two toads over there any ride through the sewers with it.
how about I ride on the beast of burden
Zing Li Fast: ...beast of burden
Hyah!
Brownie: If it means we get to go to the sewers.
Koopeep hops on top of Koopeep.
..."Feyesh": ...Koopeep hops on top of Koopeep.
Koopeep hops on top of "Brow"
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Toadbrook Lady.
Koopeep: Now don't huck and buck too much
I don't want to have to heal any saddle sores
..."Feyesh": it works (haha)
Keiki (GM): So are you guys going to the sewers?
The four go inside the pipe.
[MUSIC] Toadbrook Sewers
..."Feyesh": To walk down pipes.
..."Feyesh": PM1 sewers r00lz
Bakudan: What a cozy atmosphere!
..."Feyesh": Wait, that's Koopa Bros. Fortress
Acre: two hours of koopa bros fortress
The sewers are pretty dank.
Zing Li Fast spots the dawg
Doorways lead to the right and left.
Left.
Bakudan: I think we should go left.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 1
= 1
Zing Li Fast crashes into the bl00 switch
Gloombas fall from the ceiling!
Koopeep: Good going genyuss
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Koopeep takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: When did you guys start fallin into this board?
Zing Li Fast: rolling 5d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: There USED to be a lack of Gloombas here... looks like you guys ran the ...(S)ers in.
smh
Keiki (GM): Dunno why it doesn't track Koopeep.
..."Feyesh": You're keeping track? Cool.
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Gloomba!
beeoi h.: Even by Shadowrun >5s that'd be 4 successes
Gloomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Gloomba takes initiative!
Gloomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Gloomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Bakudan: ...Where's Shin when we need him?
..."Feyesh": rolling {5d6!! + 555}>5
= 5 Successes
Brownie stands back and waits to get hit because this is how RPGs work.
Bakudan: Iris, can you tattle?
..."Feyesh": I still don't see my macro for Co-co-co-cogs but I'm not gonna use it this battle.
Keiki (GM): Go ahead and use it if you'd like, it's 7 FP.
Not gonna use tho.
That's a lot
Koopeep: Let's get killing already
..."Feyesh": Should be for two extra turns with this much.
He's attacking you.
..."Feyesh": I don't see his rolls...
Keiki (GM): Gloomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Gloomba:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
It's not displaying properly.
..."Feyesh": Something's wrong with the G-diffuser.
Bad
Zing Li Fast: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to guard against Gloomba's attack!
Gloomba jumps up and headbonks Zing Li Fast, dealing
2 damage.
Gloomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Gloomba knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.: Please tell me my god roll still counts
Gloomba walks up to Brownie and sinks his teeth down, dealing
4 damage. Brownie is
not poisoned .
Gloomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Gloomba knows about timed hits!
Gloomba walks up to Koopeep and sinks his teeth down, dealing
5 damage. Koopeep is
not poisoned .
Bakudan: ...This place is no walk in the park!
Gloomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Gloomba utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Brownie: You're right, it's a walk in the sewers!
Spiked Gloomba spends his time laffing at the joke.
Bakudan: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan tries to guard against Gloomba's attack!
Koopeep: Wait I didn't even get a chance to guard against the bite
And Brownie's turn to walk in the sewers.
Keiki (GM): That's correct!
beeoi h.: I want to keep my god roll.
Brownie is already on the front lines, ready to strike!
beeoi h. ground pounds on Gloomba for
4 damage!
beeoi h.: You know what I meant.
..."Feyesh": you can't attack a NPC through the computer screen, beeoi pls
Keiki (GM): Bakudan's turn!
Bakudan: rolling 9d6>4
= 6 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Para-Goomba!
Bakudan jumps on Para-Goomba, dealing
9 damage.
Bakudan: Only I'm allowed to have wings around here!
Steev: Why does everyone want to hang out and do things in the middle of the afternoon on a Saturday?
Don't they know I have a nerd game to play/
Steev: But yeah I'm gonna zip out in about 5 minutes
..."Feyesh": That is bad.
Steev: well it is 2:30 and I have friends
so
y'know
priorities
Keiki (GM): Alright seeya kid
Acre: are we your friends too
..."Feyesh": that's amazing, your folks must be proud
Steev: Feyesh they're never proud
Steev: sure is 2006 in here, beeoi
Steev: but yeah, just put me down for the usual auto pilot
.
Keiki (GM): Alright then.
Steev: this time, heal brownie but not zing
still mad at him
..."Feyesh": Koopeep is mad. Koopeep got modded.
Steev: and it looks like I'm getting out of here right before the shit posting hit critical mass
l8r sk8r boi
..."Feyesh": A critical analysis of a critical mass.
Keiki (GM): Anyway! SV's turn.
..."Feyesh": rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
..."Feyesh" uses Smarts on Gloomba!
..."Feyesh": It's a tattle. Should work, rite
Well, I'm hiding behind the door now then
Brownie: Shin abandoned us.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Bakudan: Just you and me and a zoned-out Koopeep.
Probably daydreaming about Bowser.
Koopeep: sounds like you're broad-side schoolfed up the bone bulge
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Brownie, healing for
2 HP!
beeoi h.: ...The what now
Koopeep: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Koopeep utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Gloomba: Pretend that was me.
beeoi h.: Holy fuck, I just realized how long these sessions take to get anything done
2.5 hours and we've only gotten shine sprited and gone to the sewerz
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Gloomba's attack!
Ake: But also Goomblaum and Cayleaf!
: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Gloomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Gloomba's attack!
Bakudan: You go, Brownie!
Brownie: I'm ...(S)ing invincible!
Gloomba: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Gloomba utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
..."Feyesh": ...Brownie's ...(S)ing invincible!
Bakudan: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan tries to guard against Gloomba's attack!
Spiked Gloomba decides to hop down the pipe.
..."Feyesh": 71. D:< is the best smiley ever
Brownie: Aw no, it's missingno.
suck on
FIRE STORM
Brownie swings his Fire Bar, sending a pillar of flame that dissipates as it travels. It deals
4 and progressively less each hit.
Keiki (GM): Which way do you send it?
Keiki (GM): It travels in a line!
beeoi h.: Assuming it's a vertical line, right in front of me towards the two.
A Gloomba is defeated in fiery smoke!
Bakudan: rolling 9d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Gloomba!
Bakudan jumps on Gloomba, dealing
9 damage.
Bakudan: I think we've got this.
Bakudan attempts to feed the Gloomba to Iris.
..."Feyesh": rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
..."Feyesh" utilizes inner Power on Gloomba!
..."Feyesh": ...Go K.K. Zing!
...GGGGGGG WE WIN
Iris eats the Gloomba savagely.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Gloomba, dealing
4 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
..."Feyesh": VORE, gamers.
Brownie: VORE, mario creatures.
The group gains 20 Star Points and
15 coins!
Brownie: Wonder where this pipe leads to.
Bakudan: Didn't that other goomba punk jump down there?
Brownie: Gloomed Up Gloomba's Gloom Festival?
Bakudan: Maybe we shuold investigate the spring!
Brownie: Springs are fun.
..."Feyesh": Catena: SHIN TATTLE THE SPRING
Brownie jumps on the spring.
Zing Li Fast also jormps into the spring
A Mushroom is also found!
Brownie: The question remains.
Zing Li Fast: I want it. :)
Zing Li Fast: rolling d5
= 2
Bakudan hands the mushroom to Zing Li.
Zing Li Fast: Thanks. My ...(S)ing dice rolls had to work for once.
After the ambush, pipes mysteriously appear!
Zing Li Fast: Chef Keiki: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
Where do they lead?
Keiki (GM): It's a mystery!
Bakudan: Let's flip a coin!
Brownie: The question remains.
Let's go left!
Brownie: (Stupid RPG move) We should all split up and take a pipe.
beeoi h.: (however, that would be the fastest way of doing things)
Koopeep farts around and does nothing.
Zing Li Fast enters left TUUUUBE
Brownie goes down the green pipe.
Keiki (GM): But the green pipe is up on a ledge, dummy.
Keiki (GM): Time to make a "Walking Dead" decision, son.
..."Feyesh": Let's go with the left one we got by ...(S)ing rolling.
..."Walking Dead" decision
Brownie: Well I'm not gonna go alone.
Brownie decides to follow Zing since he is "incompetant"
Zing Li Fast: You'll never be alone. The power of (S) is with you.
..."incompetant"
Keiki (GM): rolling d2
= 2
Zing Li Fast: rolling 1
= 1
Keiki (GM): Oh, are you all going left? Okay!
Come on, ..."Koopeep".
Acre: two hours of mystery music
..."Feyesh": I like this place.
[MUSIC] Berry Basin
Bakudan: Woah! Where are we?
Zing Li Fast: deep place. win.
Brownie: I know where we are.
Bakudan: Help! I am on the backgruond layer!
Zing Li Fast: Where is this?
Brownie: I was gonna say, the background layer.
Zing Li Fast: I see... more than one berry.
Elder Yoshivala: Huh? More visitors?
Bakudan: Hello, Mr. Yoshi friend!
I greet you from the land of boots!
Elder Yoshivala: Hello! How unexpected of you folks to drop in.
Brownie: Hi old dude. What's goin on with this place?
Brownie: Also, anyone live here but you? Seems kind of vacant.
Elder Yoshivala: Oh. These are the ruins of... just some place.
I live here though.
Zing Li Fast spits out a goddamn cog
Brownie: Is there treasure here?
Bakudan: Have you seen Mario?
Zing Li Fast: Are there good shiny things like this one cog?
Brownie: That too. Though I doubt it.
This guy looks so old he probably doesn't even know Mario.
Elder Yoshivala chuckles.
Elder Yoshivala: 'Fraid there aren't any shinies.
Bakudan: ...Is this the guy Goomblaum said should upgrade his mailbox?
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
Elder Yoshivala: Though there is a... No, that's irrelevant.
Zing Li Fast VORES the goddamn cog back
Elder Yoshivala: Goomblaum?
You mean... Goombraum maybe?
Bakudan: Oh that is just nasty, Zing.
Zing Li Fast: Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Bakudan: ...Some really old wrinkly goomba with a fetish for quilts.
Acre: only zing would eat his own barf like a dog
Elder Yoshivala: How do you know Goombraum?
Bakudan: He asked us for help with some weird guy in a tower that obsessed over Peach.
Acre: do you like being that fired up!!
Zing Li Fast: We and I know many things. We talk to him and polish his boots. win.
..."Feyesh": ...do you like being that fired up!!
Elder Yoshivala: ... Hm. Well that's nice of you folks. What's this about a quilt, though?
..."Feyesh": dracaqw Mech, gamers.
Bakudan: He was all "Quilts are magic, man! Quilts and me, we go way back man. Me and my friends have cute friendship quilts! Very nice. Very magical. Yes."
Brownie: Sounds about right.
Elder Yoshivala: ... Hm. I wonder if I was wrong about who the legendary heroes were. You folks look... moderately heroic!
But, ah... this might be awkward.
Bakudan: I'm a butterfly!
Zing Li Fast: We are Objectively Heroic.
Elder Yoshivala: Anyway, I am Yoshivala, the elder of this ancient but long decaying city.
Bakudan: Nice to meet you! I'm Bakudan! This cutie is Iris.
What's to do in this place?
Elder Yoshivala: Nice to meet you and the plant!
Brownie: No, this cutie is Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: I'm Zing Li Fast. I got Fast Pants.
Elder Yoshivala: Well... I just send a troupe in for a legendary test. I'll call you if they get eaten by a man-eating Hydroshi or anything.
Zing Li Fast: ...Htdroshi
Bakudan: Okay! Sounds like a plan!
Zing Li Fast: ...Hydroshi*
Zing Li Fast: Can we take the legendary test too?
Elder Yoshivala: I suppose there's a hot spring.
Brownie: I've played Golden Sun, I know legendary tests have goodies at the end of them.
Bakudan: We should wait in line like good citizens.
Brownie: What's the deets?
Brownie: Yes, only the opposite of what Bakudan said.
Zing Li Fast: Actually, it might be better to wait. Something sounds wrong about going there now. Feels... uncomfortable.
Know what DoctorZing3's saying?
Bakudan: Messing with ancient magic has bad karma.
Elder Yoshivala: Well, for a single coin as a keepsake, I'll let you rest up in the hot spring.
Brownie: Bad karma is still karma.
Karma can be used, that's good enough for me.
Zing Li Fast: I'd rather gain karma by relaxing at deep springs. deep.
Bakudan: Let's get some hot spring action! Me and Iris want the ladies section.
I want the manly section of manly men!>_>
Elder Yoshivala: Oh, sorry, it's unisex! Just like in the japanese animes.
Acre: I like how Koopeep was left in the sewers
Brownie: You guys and your damn japanese baths.
Zing Li Fast: This is just like one of my Japanese bathimes...
Brownie: You guys can do that, I'm gonna check out the right pipe we saw earlier.
The plant has to pay?
Bakudan: I'm being thoughtful!
Brownie goes down the pipe.
Elder Yoshivala: Thank you! Enjoy the waters! Oh, the plant...?
Nah.
Bakudan: Ah well. I'll pay for Zing then!
Zing Li Fast: Many thanks.
I'll give you something later.
Bakudan brings Iris to the hot spring and gets aww yeah healed.
Bakudan and Zing Li Fast proceed to rest up at the hot springs.
Zing Li Fast goes to the hawt springs part of manly men!>_>
Zing Li Fast relaxes and regains HP
But Brownie decided to do manly things in the sewers! Let's check in on him.
Acre: how come WE didn't get a spring scene :c
..."Feyesh": ...Brownie is cool.
I like the map.
Brownie: Oh hey, you guys are...still here.
Koopeep is anyway.
muh cleanliness
..."Feyesh": ...muh robes
Brownie waves his hand or whatever you call a yoshi appendage in front of Koopeep.
Brownie goes down the right pipe.
Acre: In one sesh, Brownie's like "GUYS OUR TEAMWORK SUCKS" and the next one he's doing a solo quest for glory.
beeoi h.: He's not a yoshi with high moral fiber
..."Feyesh": oh hay boot townz lol
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
Brownie yells at this goomba.
Brownie: THIS IS A RIP OFF
calm down son
...St Thomas by Sonny Rollins
Back so soon?
GOODBYE
Brownie goes back down the pipe he came from.
..."Feyesh": So soon, you ask? Have doctorpiranha3's domain.
.
Brownie: That was boring. I'm gonna do some more exploring.
Brownie goes on to the right.
Brownie: Cool, free items.
Brownie finds a Super Shroom!
Brownie hits Da Other Block.
A single coin was inside!
Brownie: Well that's...ok.
I don't feel too safe about heading on alone.
Ake: Your trick with the blocks is clever!
Brownie: I guess I'll go check on the others.
Brownie goes down the left pipe again.
Brownie: Maybe these guys are illusions like they were before.
Or maybe they're out of the hot springs.
Yep, illusions.
Yo Yoshi Elder.
What's the deal about that deadly test?
..."Feyesh": ...A single coin was inside!
Elder Yoshivala: Well... I don't know if there even will be a test anymore if the current group taking the test pass it.
Brownie: So it's a one-time thing, got it.
We talking some kind of deadly monster?
Elder Yoshivala: Mum's the word on the trials themselves!
I will say, however... that they are... harrowing.
Brownie: That is harrowbad.
Brownie: Well, have fun trying not to get eaten or whatever it is you do for fun around here.
Brownie: I'm gonna go check on my friends.
Brownie goes to the hot springs.
Elder Yoshivala: They're inside.
Elder Yoshivala: It's one coin if you'd like to join them.
Not used to paying for things.
..."Feyesh": ...one coin. Brownie needs to pay one coin.
Brownie: My old yoshi village had no concept of money.
Brownie hands over...one coin.
Elder Yoshivala: Enjoy yourself!
Zing Li Fast: oh hay brownie lol
Brownie: Ready to go guys?
We've gotta find the princess!
And YOU gotta help us!
Bakudan: I'm just getting settled in!
Keiki (GM): Want to end the session here for now?
Zing Li Fast: For instructions on how to get through the hotels, please relax on the enclosed hot spring manual.
beeoi h.: Awkward time "narrative wise", but sure.
Damn this went on for a long time.
..."Feyesh": Yeah, let's end it.
Keiki (GM): More like hilarious time "narrative wise"
