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Bakudan: This place is pretty big!
Zing Li Fast looks through window
Zing Li Fast: Looks deep. win.
The fort now in possession of Lord Fast II looms high. The mangy yard has Koopas and Bob-ombs roaming around.
[MUSIC] Fast Fort
Bakudan: Now this place is diverse.
Zing Li Fast cannot see much but dim lighting. The windows seem to be barred.
Zing Li Fast: dim. dim.
Bakudan: Is that a speakerphone up ahead?
..."Feyesh": Bruce Sock Puppet spots the dawg.
Acre: sv, I sometimes have no idea what the hell you're syaing.
Zing Li Fast: LOUDSPEAKERS
The speaker crackles to life. "My Fastlings, I need casing up here in the ammunition room on the double. Chop chop!"
..."Feyesh": I am syaing things that are beyond your comprehension.
Shin: This place seems... huge. I thought it was pretty big from a distance, too.
Bakudan: I wonder if he pays more than Bowser.
Zing Li Fast: ...Fastlings
Bakudan: Should we... go in? Or maybe look around a bit?
Brownie: Well let's see.
I think King Dedede's over there.
Hi King Dedede.
Three of them, in fact.
Koopa Troopa: Be gentle with thos-- buh!
Zing Li Fast: ...Hi King Dedede.
Zing Li Fast flies over to the ? block and hits it
Bakudan: Hi King Dedede!
Zing Li Fast gets a Life Shroom!
Zing Li Fast: omgwtfyay
Koopa Troopa: King... what? You look a bit garish to be one of our guys...
Bakudan: Hey, that's just rude!
Zing Li Fast hits the other ? block too because no one else could anyway
Bakudan: My style is... revolutionary! You will take to it one day!
Brownie: So who's the brains of this operation. And I don't mean L0rd Fast. Where's the Foreman?
Zing Li Fast: L0rd. win.
Zing Li Fast gets a Dried Shroom!
Acre: And because I didn't say it before, two hours of battlerock galaxy
Iris nips in Koopa Troopa's general direction.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad. I thought the farthest one would have a better reward, but watevs.
Koopa Troopa: Uh... I'm the captain. Mostly because I'm one of the few guys around here who has arms.
Let alone digits.
Zing Li Fast uses his fast ears to hear ther conversation
Bakudan: That's ableist.
Keiki (GM): Maybe it woulf have!
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: wurlf
..."Feyesh": .
Still happy for the Life Shroom though
Koopeep: Koopas are the superior race, after all
Koopa Troopa shuffles uncomfortably.
Zing Li Fast: racism fetish
Koopeep: Don't tell me youre one of those Koopa guilt apologists
Koopa Troopa: Hey man, it's not cool to be racist anymore!
Brownie: Was it ever, Yoshi?
Koopeep: It's not racism, it's just facts
Koopa Troopa: Everybody is equal!
Koopeep: wh
whwat
Bakudan: Yeah! And that's why /I/ should be captain!
Zing Li Fast: Smallbulletman concurs.
Koopa Troopa: Anyway. I'm the foreman, I suppose.
... Why'd you need him? Got a problem with management or something?
..."Feyesh": The questions remain.
Brownie: You could say that.
What's the deal with the paper rights violations going on here? If things are so bad, why don't you guys unionize?
Koopa Troopa is suspicious.
Brownie mockingly looks suspicious.
Koopa Troopa: Paper rights, what?
Zing Li Fast: ...Paper rights
Brownie: I don't know, man. If I said human rights I'd be labeled speciesist.
Koopeep: You know, Lord Bowser is a fair ruler who gives all his underlings equal rights, regardless of their racial superiority
You shoudl consider a change in employment
Bob-omb: OVER THE LINE
[MUSIC] Battle 5
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Bakudan: You guys suck.
Koopeep: haha I'm really good at makign friends
:
rolling 1d6>4
(
4
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
6
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Koopa Troopa:
rolling 0d6>4
()
=
0 Successes
Koopa Troopa takes initiative!
beeoi h.: ...0d6
Koopa Troopa: ... what
..."Feyesh": ...0d6
Koopa Troopa:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Koopa Troopa takes initiative!
beeoi h.: gj
Bakudan: Marginally better!
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Hm. Well now I know that rolling 0d? is possible.
..."Feyesh":
rolling 0d69
()
=
0
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
4
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Koopa Troopa!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
beeoi h.: Whoops, sorry.
Hi "Whirly W."
Whirly Whirly
Acre: you never said hi to me
Bakudan: Shin, you should tell us something about Bob-ombs!
..."Feyesh": dracawe, gamers.
...dracawe
Whirly W.: Hihi
Koopeep: The battle theme of Kamek? I'm swooning
..."Feyesh": Only good battles in the game
The Bob-omb jumps forward by surprise, starting a BARLW
Acre: Two hours of battle 5
..."Feyesh": ...starting a BARLW
Koopeep: Hit them with slippers!
..."Feyesh": flip-flops. flop.
Bakudan: Woah there, bro. Personal space!
Bob-omb:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Bob-omb utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
Keiki (GM): Brownie's turn!
Koopeep: He just tried to hit me! Beast, protect your healer!
Zing Li Fast: ..."protect"
Keiki (GM): It's a miss, by the way!
Beepz turn
Acre: beepbox
..."Feyesh": ...Beepz
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Koopa Troopa!
Koopa Troopa:
rolling 2d6>4
(
3
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Koopa Troopa tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
Brownie ground pounds on Koopa Troopa for 3 damage!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
1
+
3
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Bob-omb!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit.
Zing Li Fast: flop. flop.
Koopa Troopa is flipped over!
Brownie: flopped over.
..."Feyesh": Screw smarts, I'm gonna attack
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
2
+
2
)
=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Acre: sure
Keiki (GM): Where are you headed? Oh!
Zing Li Fast: flop. flop.
Shin: It's time!
:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
3
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Bob-omb!
Shin: That's a bob-omb, guys. It has 4 HP, 2 Attack, and 2 Defense.
Steev: so this is my first battle, i'm gonna need that crash course now
Shin: You know what happens when a Bob-omb lights its fuse, right? It'll blow right quick.
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan: They sound pretty cool!
Acre: Good thing Bakudan is surrounded by inflammable things.
Shin: In that case, it'll blow with a strong explosion, hitting everyone in the nearby area. That won't happen if you manage to KO it in one hit.
..."Feyesh": .
Shin: I'll add this to the journal!
Bakudan: Thanks Shin!
..."Feyesh": Catena: SHRODY TATTLE THE ROCK
Acre: it was the perfect plan
Koopeep: I can't count on anyone but myself!
..."Feyesh": .
Koopeep:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep creates 1 illusory Magikopy version(s) of herself!
..."Feyesh": ...Magikopy
Acre: magipoopy
Koopeep: Which one's the real me, you dumb heretic?
..."Feyesh": ...magipoopy
Bakudan: Probably the one that's talking.
Keiki (GM): ... Magipoopy.
Acre: magipoopy, gamers
Koopeep: ...We're both talking
it's magic
shut up, Bakudan!
Do some bob-omb on bob-omb violence!
Bakudan:
rolling 9d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
6
+
1
+
5
+
3
+
5
+
3
+
6
)
=
5 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
..."Feyesh": It's Bob-omb vs. Bob-omb, gamers.
Bakudan jumps on Bob-omb, dealing 8 damage.
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Bakudan: Boing!
Bob-omb is defeated soundly!
Whirly W.: \o/
Keiki (GM):
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Koopeep: Thank you, Bakudan
..."Feyesh": \m/
Koopeep: At least SOMEONE here is concerned for my safety!
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopa Paratroopa:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
4
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Koopa Paratroopa utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Koopa Paratroopa swoops down from the sky and strikes Bakudan, dealing 3 damage.
Iris: ...!
Koopa Troopa rights itself.
Zing Li Fast: Koopa Troopa basically stands upright nao.
Koopa Troopa:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Koopa Troopa utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
3
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Koopa Troopa's attack!
Keiki (GM): Oops. THat was a bob-omb!
But it's a miss.
..."Feyesh": .
Koopa Paratroopa:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
Koopa Paratroopa utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Koopa Paratroopa hits Shin!
Koopa Paratroopa swoops down from the sky and strikes Shin, dealing 3 damage.
Acre: I think all the sessions in this group so far have been "let's bully shin"
Steev: but i love shin
Zing Li Fast: Take easy on Shin, gamers.
Koopa Troopa dangles his keys tauntingly. Want these? Too bad!
Koopa Troopa tosses them over the wall.
Ake: He's the nerd, they want to shove him in lockers for jock cred.
Bakudan: ...So how are you going to get back in the tower now?
..."Feyesh": dracaqw: jerks
Acre: that's one huge key...plural.
Brownie: ...Hmm.
Zing Li Fast tries to catch the keys
Koopeep: Coward! You don't deserve to call yourself a Koopa!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d69
(
2
)
=
2
beeoi h.: ...what do I roll to toss the koopa troopa off the wall
Zing Li Fast: flop.
Acre: is he still flipped over?
Zing Li Fast was nowhere near grabbing those keys by the power of d69.
Keiki (GM): He righted himself.
Zing Li Fast: That is behd.
beeoi h.: Wait, I've got it.
Too bad I don't have enough FP.
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
4
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Bob-omb:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Bob-omb tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
Brownie ground pounds on Bob-omb for 3 damage!
Bob-omb lights its fuse!
Brownie: pls extinguish fuze
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
5
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Koopa Troopa!
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Zing Li is exceptionally smart.
Zing Li Fast: .
I'm just gonna stand over here on the top of the bawxes and tell you about L0rd Fast II's l0rd henchmen. win.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah! Steve's earlier question.
Yeah, you'd make like a Power check on that shit.
Zing Li Fast: The Koopa Troopas think they're deep. win.
But they're actually flop. flop.
So you have to jump on them and make them flop. flop.
Keiki (GM): What is their deep.ness Rating?
Zing Li Fast: Then you can hit them with your deepowers. deep.
:
rolling d500
(
249
)
=
249
249
Keiki (GM): That was dopey enough to get a journal log.
Brownie:
rolling 500
()
=
500
Zing Li Fast: awesome
beeoi h.: deeper.
..."Feyesh": So how much HP do they have? I got a good roll.
Keiki (GM): 6, with a defense of 1 and a power of 3.
..."Feyesh": Vurry well.
No more in my turn.
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
4
+
1
+
6
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Koopa Troopa!
Brownie: Shin, why you gotta outshine Zing.
Shin: Those are Para-troopas.
Zing Li Fast: .
..."Feyesh":
rolling 69
()
=
69
Shin: ... They're pretty much what Zing Li just said!
...
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Could someone PLEASE KILL THE ...(S)ING BOB-OMB
Shin: They just fly instead.
Zing Li Fast: bob-omb fetish
Acre: please do not kill bombs
it's cruel
..."Feyesh": .
Whirly W.: 69.
Shin: That's too lewd.
Zing Li Fast: .
Steev: Ok so to attack that bob-omb with my wand, I do what
Shin: Use your Smarts check... Koopeep!
And then use your wand thingy.
Acre: ...'Koopeep'
Koopeep:
rolling 8d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
2
+
6
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
4
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep uses Smarts on Bob-omb!
..."Feyesh": ..."Koopeep"
Shin: Oh, but be careful. Hitting it when its fuse is lit will still blow it up, even if it defeats it!
But #YOLO anyway.
Zing Li Fast: And you need to stomp on their wings to make them fall to the ground first. They'll regrow them after the battle though.The Koopa body is a miracle.
Koopeep: Then let's reaim
:
rolling 8d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
1
+
2
+
6
)
=
6 Successes
Koopeep uses Smarts on Koopa Troopa!
Zing Li Fast: why is everyone using smarts
Koopeep: Hah! Is there any doubt who is the most brilliant in this group?
Shin: ... It might be wise regardless to blow it up.
Koopeep casts a geometric barrage at Koopa Troopa, dealing 1 damage!
Acre: nice hit
Bakudan:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
1
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan uses Smarts on Zing Li Fast!
Brownie: GOOD JOB DUDE
YOU GOT EM
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: You flip flop more than these Koopas, Shin!
Whirly W.: \o/
Zing Li Fast uses Dumbs on Bakudan!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d1
(
1
)
=
1
Bakudan explodes, dealing 9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Acre uses Inner Courage
..."Feyesh": mad courage, gamers.
The Bob-omb explodes as well in a chain reaction!
Bob-omb explodes, defeating itself!
Bob-omb deals 5 to everyone nearby!
Brownie: ...(S)
Acre: It's a chain reaction!!
Iris: ...
Zing Li Fast: .
Steev: Also I completely forgot to spend those two upgrade points
..."Feyesh": .
Steev: there, put one in heart and one in power
Keiki (GM): After the battle!
Steev: fine, fine fine
beeoi h.: Who's turn is it.
Ake: Did that five damage take out Bakudan?
Koopa Paratroopa:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Koopa Paratroopa utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
..."Feyesh": Chaos_Is_Power
Keiki (GM): Bakudan is also exploding. It's kinda weird!
..."Feyesh":
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
5
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
..."Feyesh" utilizes inner Power on Koopa Troopa!
Koopeep: Bakudan, how come when you explode you survive, but these Bob-ombs die?
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
5
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Koopa Troopa's attack!
Acre: she was flying back the ground.
Bakudan: It's the wings, Koopeep. They're magical!
beeoi h.: NOW it's my turn right?
..."Feyesh": This turn order is confusing as ...(S)
beeoi h.:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
beeoi h. uses Smarts on Bakudan!
Brownie:
rolling 6d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
6
+
4
+
2
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie uses Smarts on Bakudan!
..."Feyesh": I thought it was me, is HEFF though
Whirly W.: magic ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
..."Feyesh": ...Uses Smarts on Bakudan
Acre: wha
Brownie: That was a ...(S)ing stupid idea. So says the Smarts of Brownie.
..."Feyesh": ...magic ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
.
Whirly W.: ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
Bakudan:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
4
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Bakudan uses Smarts on Brownie!
Koopeep: You're using your smarts as best as you're able, that's all that counts
Bakudan: ...Yeah, you're probably right.
Acre: ...
༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
..."Feyesh": ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽/ /rolld55
beeoi h.: ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽/ Is it my turn
..."Feyesh": ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽/ The question remains.
Keiki (GM): ... Anyway!
..."Feyesh":
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
6
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
..."Feyesh" tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Koopeep: I can't believe this is all because these dolts don't recognize the greatness of Lord Bowser
beeoi h.: Fuck it
If it isn't my turn, it needs to be
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
5
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Koopa Troopa!
Acre: please do not fuck the koopa. it's cruel
..."Feyesh": Chaos_Is_Power
Steev: Also can I see my allies' health
..."Feyesh": That's too lewd.
Steev: need to know who needs to be blackmailed for healing
Acre: ur fase es lewd
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Sorry, dicking around with the macro for Star Points.
It's not functioning right!
Turns out it flopped algebra
Brownie ground pounds on Koopa Troopa for 3 damage!
..."Feyesh":
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
..."Feyesh" utilizes inner Power on Koopa Troopa!
Koopa Paratroopa is flipped over on its back, leaving it prone!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Koopa Troopa, dealing 3 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
Koopeep: Would it be "thee" or "ye" in this case?
Ye Olde English was never my strong subject in Uni
Zing Li Fast: The question remains, perhaps unfortunately so.
Keiki (GM): Fixed it!
Anyway.
The Para-troopa is defeated!
Whirly W.: \o/
Zing Li Fast: I'm so useful.
Brownie: Ok, so...
That idiot dropped the keys.
Who's gonna go get em.
Keiki (GM): Pay no heed, just doing math here.
Bakudan: Let's jump after them!
Koopeep: He deliberately threw them just to spite us!
Rude, rude, rude!
The walls are pretty high!
Brownie: Why not, I'm used to falling down incredible heights.
Bakudan: Why don't you throw me?
Brownie: This chick over here just explodes.
And then like, rematerializes.
It's a miracle of science.
Zing Li Fast crashes into the window
Koopeep Magikopy: There's a big crack in the wall on this side of teh castle
Koopeep: Quiet, you!
Brownie: ...Or, yeah, we could use the guy that flies.
Zing Li Fast: I continue to fly.
Koopeep: Magikopy: What do you mean, quiet me? Your big mouth got us in that fight!
Brownie: One of you guys do some work for a change, I'm caring to wounds.
Zing Li Fast: ...Magikopy
Zing Li Fast doesn't understand this door!
Zing Li Fast crashes into the window
The group gets 12 Star Points ( 18 for Koopeep) and 11 coins!
[MUSIC] Fast Fort
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li crashes into the bars. They bend slightly but appear sturdy.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: If only we were made of paper or something.
Zing Li Fast: Maybe there's a :X around here that could be exploded and open a hole?
The intercom crackles to life. "Uhh... Still not sure where that errand went. Pretty sure I said... chop chop. As in, do something at an accelerated pace.
Koopeep: My big mouth copy says theres a crack down here
Bakudan tries to buzz in.
Bakudan: Hi
?
Brownie: I'd like a number 1 meal, with the large fries, and a Mr. Pib.
"... Uhh... Hello?"
Zing Li Fast flies down
..."Feyesh": ...Mr. Pib
Bakudan: Our captain got mad at us and threw the keys away. :c
"... Mr. Pib."
Zing Li Fast stays down there for 5 minutes
Koopeep: Is anyone evern listening to me?
Zing Li Fast flies back up
Zing Li Fast: There were no keys there.
But I didn't look very hard!
"The captain... wha? You sound remarkably feminine."
Bakudan: Now that's just sexist.
Give keys.
Brownie mimics a Koopa's voice.
"You should probably go home."
Whirly W.: Wow Bakudan. Say the magical words please and thank you
Keiki (GM): Action command that shit Brownie
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
3
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.: I "sort of" know about timed hits.
Zing Li Fast tries to lockpick the entrance
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d456
(
89
)
=
89
The d456 proves fruitless.
Zing Li Fast: That is bad.
beeoi h.: Do I SUCCEED or not.
Whirly W.: ^
Keiki (GM): Well, you haven't tried yet.
Zing Li Fast laughs at the door
beeoi h.: Yes I have?
Above, action command.
Keiki (GM): You didn't say anything.
beeoi h.: Oh.
Well.
Brownie: Yo doll, stay in line! Get the griss outta here!
Bakudan: ...
Zing Li Fast: ...griss
Iris: ...
Brownie: Sorry boss, that was my girlfriend, between me and you, she's a bit of a flighty broad.
Bakudan: Excuse me?!
"Oh, that's definitely the captain. You think so Peachy? Yeah, that's gotta be him. What's up Koopenn?"
"Need anything?"
Brownie: Yeah that's me, the on and only! So get this boss: on the way up here, I tripped and must have lost my bloomin' keys! If you don't open up, I can't ship you nothin'.
Zing Li Fast: ...Peachy
...Koopenn
"What the gris. Again? I'll send a guy down."
The intercom beeps.
Bakudan: Really.
Brownie: Sorry about that, flighty broad.
Zing Li Fast: ...What that gris.
Koopeep: And now what happens when they send someone down and they see we're not who they're expecting?
Bakudan: Watch it, I've got a short fuse right now.
Whirly W.: kaboom
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie: We beat them up? Obviously.
The door clicks around!
Brownie: I mean, you're...kind of a koopa. We could use that, but I don't think you're the acting type.
Shin: I think we should be... sorta kinda ready here.
Koopeep: I'm not kind of, I am a Koopa!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
..."Feyesh": We should get bonuses for first striking.
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
1
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6
)
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2 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Steev: Anyway, do I add my heart and power to my attributes and abilities tab now?
..."Feyesh": Whoa!!!!
Bakudan: ...Aw, he's kinda cute.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. I'll do that right quick.
Zing Li Fast: Hello... boy.
[MUSIC] Battle 5
Goomba: Whoa! You aren't the captain!
:
rolling 1d6>4
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2
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=
0 Successes
Goomba takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: Wrong captain? I'll show you wrong captain!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
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1
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1
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0 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
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2
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3
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1
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3
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0 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Goomba!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)
Shin: ... Incredible.
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah. Koopeep. Initiative son.
Steev:
rolling 1d6>4
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4
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=
1 Successes
Steev takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 1d6>4
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4
)
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1 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Koopeep: I told you we should have done things MY way. No one ever listens to me!
Keiki (GM): ... Beepz.
beeoi h.: SV take his turn?
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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2
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1
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3
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6
)
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1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Goomba!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
..."Feyesh": What is this one again
Sounds SPMish
Koopeep: Mega Sparkle Goomba
Shin: Let me settle my tisms here real quick.
..."Feyesh": Or flop star
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
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5
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1
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3
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4
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1
+
6
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3 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Goomba!
Brownie ground pounds on Goomba for 4 damage!
Shin: HP of 2, Attack of 1.
Get 'em.
Brownie: Smarts: It's ...(S)ing dead
The goomba doorman is defeated!
Acre: Oh hey
What did I miss?
Brownie: Tough fight.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Anyway! Koopeep.
You can move 20 feet.
Acre: DId you guys cut the tower in half? Nice job, but it was rather rude.
Keiki (GM): You might be acquainted wit the ruler tool.
..."Feyesh": feet. win.
Steev: Everyone wanted to fight their way throgh instead of being sneaky and blasting their way in through the obvious craked wall
Acre: did anyone try entering through the window?
Keiki (GM): A billion times, yes!
Brownie: Let's get moving.
This is MY block.
Brownie hits the ? block.
Steev: Can't wait until I get to hit a block
it's not too late to blow up this cracked wall
Keiki (GM): awe
Brownie receives a Super Mushroom!
Ake: Just throw Bakudan over!
Brownie: awe.
Koopeep: Forget it, we're doing it my wya
Zing Li Fast: ...awe
Bakudan: Group hug? c:
Koopeep and Koopeep's Magikopy grab Bakudan
Koopeep: Big hug!
Koopeep and Koopeep's magikopy drag Bakudn by the cracked wall
Koopeep: Now fly down there and blow up that big weak spot
Bakudan tries to fly over the wall.
Bakudan: ...My wings don't actually... work.
Koopeep: We can work around that
Keiki (GM):
rolling 1d6>4
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6
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Koopeep Magikopy jumps off the wall holding Bakudan
The wall is most likely cracked the same way from the other side.
Koopeep: wait hold on
are we not above that wall
my perspective is all off
Keiki (GM): ... No!
It's like a box.
Koopeep: Then never mind all that
Keiki (GM): You and your Magikopy are level.
Koopeep keeps up the group hug
Steev: I gotta bounce, my dog is going crazy
Keiki (GM): ... Oh god.
Bakudan: This is fun! But... this might not be the best time!
Keiki (GM): Bakudan's turn!
Steev: wait, we're in a fight?
woopsie doopies
..."Feyesh": ...woopsie doopies
Acre: did you not hear the two hours of battle music
beeoi h.: (dog)
Bakudan:
rolling 9d6>4
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1
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5
+
6
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1
+
5
+
2
+
2
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6
+
2
)
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4 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Steev: I press mute most of the time
Bakudan jumps on Bob-omb, dealing 8 damage.
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Bakudan: Sorry brother!
Steev: and my dog has been jumping all over me so I'm not paying much attention
Keiki (GM):
rolling 1d6>4
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6
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Ake: Mine too, Steve!
It's like Bailey wants to watch or something.
Acre: steve, you're not getting the full immersive experience
Keiki (GM): Zing Li Fast!
Steev: I've got Feyesh annoyingly repeating random words, what more could I need?
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
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1
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5
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6
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5
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Steev: alright, later hotties
just have Koopeep heal you lameos
Keiki (GM): Maybe!
beeoi h.: ...Maybe!
..."Feyesh": ...Maybe!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Bob-omb, dealing 3 damage!
Bob-omb is lit!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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4
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3
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4
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1
)
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2 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
beeoi h.: ...Wait.
Brownie: ...I didn't think this one through.
Bakudan: GG
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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4
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2
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2
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2
)
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1 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.: Guess I'm tossing an egg.
Keiki (GM): Heh. I see what you're doing. Clever.
Acre: NICE move. I guess.
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Bob-omb, dealing 3 damage!
Keiki (GM): ... Haha, right next to him?
beeoi h.: Well can I "undo" my move action?
Acre: should've more of those smarts
Keiki (GM): Sure.
Acre: *use
beeoi h.: There.
..."Feyesh": .
Bob-omb explodes, defeating itself!
Bob-omb deals 5 to everyone nearby!
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan:
rolling 9d6>4
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5
+
5
+
4
+
5
+
2
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5
+
2
+
1
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1
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5 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bob-omb!
Bakudan jumps on Bob-omb, dealing 8 damage.
The bob-ombs are defeated!
The party gains 10 Star Points, as well as 12 coins!
[MUSIC] Fast Fort
Bakudan: So uh. How are you guys feeling? I'm pretty tired but I don't want to eat this signed mango.
Zing Li Fast: koopeep pls
Koopeep will hand out heals like it's holy welfare.
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Zing Li Fast, healing for 2 HP!
Zing Li Fast: thx
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for 2 HP!
Brownie: It's ok, we have holy welfare.
Bakudan: Thank you!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Brownie, healing for 2 HP!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for 2 HP!
Acre: That clone sure was useless.
..."Feyesh": .
Koopeep plays patty-cake with her own clone.
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie: Nowhere to go but up.
Except also down.
The intercom starts up again. "Uhh... Hearing kind of a ruckus down there. That's... not very good, you see."
Zing Li Fast: PalePiranha: Indeed.
Bakudan: Sorry!
Iris is hungry.
Iris: ...!
Bakudan: Anyone have food?
Brownie: You've got mangoes, remember?
Bakudan: But it's.. autographed!
Zing Li Fast: There's nothing more cool than having your own fort, but when someone invades it and causes a ruckus in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD!
Bakudan: Shin, got a mushroom I can buy off you?
5 coins.
Shin: Well, I am a reputable businessman. I suppose I will!
Bakudan: Oh thank you!
Bakudan hands over 5 coins.
Shin hands over his mushroom in exchange for five coins.
Bakudan feeds the mushroom to Iris.
Iris snappily eats the mushroom.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. What shall this party do?
Brownie: Let's STORM THE CASTLE
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Let's go!
Acre: but, patty-cake
Brownie: How are you gonna climb the ladder without thumbs, Bakudan.
Bakudan: You're going to carry your "girlfriend" like a good boy.
Brownie: That's an extremely ugly shine sprite.
Zing Li Fast: ..."girlfriend"
Brownie: I want it.
Whirly W.: ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
Brownie: Oh, that is a wall.
I am single minded.
Zing Li Fast: ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃ I want the block.
Bakudan: Oh boy, I love cracks!
They make me so... excited!
Zing Li Fast ༼∩✿ل͜✿༽⊃ hits the block
Bakudan explodes, dealing 9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Brownie doesn't understand walls!
Brownie and Zing Li Fast try to go through a wall, but they realize they are unfortunately corporeal.
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
I don't understand walls!
Brownie: That's a cannon.
Zing Li Fast crashes into the bar
Brownie: Are we gonna need to Wind Waker this place up?
Acre: cute.
Zing Li Fast: ...Wind Waker this place up
Bakudan: I wonder how we get through the other wall?
Brownie: Simple.
Shoot the cannon directly to the left, hug the block, try not to die.
Bakudan: Do you want in the cannon?
Shin: Hm. Seems it's locked.
Bakudan: ...Think those other keys opened that door?
Brownie: How the actual ...(S) is a cannon locked?
Does this look like Bob-omb Battlefield to you?
Bakudan: I think he meant the door...
Shin: What was that, Brownie?
I'm over here examining these bars.
Zing Li Fast: It looks like it's covered with butter.
Bakudan: Hey Shin, should we find those keys?
beeoi h.: What's my FP?
Keiki (GM): It's full right now.
Brownie: I now what to do.
know*
Shin: We can go down and take a look around.
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Brownie into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 4 turns.
Bakudan: I'll go do that.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Oh yeah!
Bakudan goes back to the courtyard.
Keiki (GM): And out of combat you can freely use your moves.
Brownie: Oh.
Keiki (GM): Like when you blow up a wall.
Brownie: Well can I eat the tires and make an egg?
Keiki (GM): ... Tires.
Yes you can.
Zing Li Fast laughs heartily at the Bob-Omb's Battlecannon.
Bakudan remembers the cracked wall and blows it up now that she has the time.
beeoi h.: They are fucking tires.
Bakudan explodes, dealing 9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Brownie: 360 EGGSHOT
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Brownie, dealing 4 damage!
The wall is blown away!
Bakudan: #Search
Zing Li Fast: #Spotthedawg
Brownie tosses an egg at the shine sprite.
Bakudan takes in the view.
Bakudan: I wonder what'd happen if I fell off...
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Keiki (GM): How are you tossing at the Shine Sprite?
beeoi h.: Goes up in a diagonal arc and then falls down?
Yoshi's Island style.
Bakudan: Oh hey!
Bakudan found the key!
Bakudan picks up the key!
Keiki (GM): There's a ceiling, though!
Bakudan returns to the courtyard.
beeoi h.: That's even better, bounce it off the ceiling.
Bakudan: Lookie, Shin!
Bakudan flashes the key.
Keiki (GM): From this perspective, it looks like it's like... a wall with no ceiling, but it's actually a ceiling.
beeoi h.: Oh, I see.
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: Then either get rid of the egg or pretend I never threw it.
..."Feyesh": .
Shin: Oh cool! Let's bring it back.
Brownie: Making progress down there?
Bakudan returns to the second floor.
Brownie: I'm having trouble with basic spacial reasoning.
Bakudan: I found the key!
Bakudan gives it to Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: We don't understand ceilings and walls!
Brownie: Don't have to tell me twice.
Brownie unlocks the door.
Zing Li Fast hits the broque
Brownie hits the broque
Zing Li Fast gets a maple syrup!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie receives a shine sprite!
Acre: who even locks a shine sprite behind bars, le's be honest here
..."Feyesh": jerks
Piantas.
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: Well, Piantas are just jerks anyway.
Brownie: I'm uh, saving Isle Delfino.
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie: Or whatever Shine sprites do in this game.
..."Feyesh": They open more levelz.
Bakudan looks at the ladder.
Bakudan: Wonder how the goomba came down.
Maybe the ruckus wasn't us.
Shin: Shine Sprites will save Isle Delfino. That's what they're certified to do.
Zing Li Fast: .
"I'm onto you, Captain Koopenn! Uhh... Try getting up this ladder now!
"Your mutiny is radically unappreciated here!"
Zing Li Fast: ...Koopenn
Acre: how tbular
Bakudan: I wonder if he was planning this all along.
"I blew up the ladder so you couldn't get to my quarters. Let's see how far those digits get you now!"
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan blows up the intercom!
Brownie: GEE I WONDER WHAT WE CAN USE TO GET UP
Bakudan explodes, dealing 9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Brownie: Everyone just man the ...(S) up and get in the cannon.
Bakudan looks next to her.
Bakudan: Oh hey.
Zing Li Fast: I'm scared, Zym. :[
Bakudan picks up the torch!
Shin: You sure this is a good plan?
Brownie: Nope!
Shin: What if we like... hit our heads.
Brownie: But we're doin it anyway.
Bakudan has no hands and drops the torch on her fuse.
Brownie: By the way, someone has to light the fuse.
Shin: Galloping Gulpits.
Bakudan explodes, dealing 9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Bakudan: Damnit.
Argh!
Acre: How many times has Iris exploded so far?
Shin: You have a fire bar thing, correct?
Zing Li Fast: I can light the fuse with my posterior.
Brownie: Once this pregnant woman finishes her contractions, we'll get started.
Yes, I do.
Is the fuse long enough for me to get in after I light it?
Shin: ... Pregnant woman.
Brownie: What am I saying, I'm fucking Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: ...Pregnant woman.
Bakudan: Bring the fuse in with you.
Brownie: Of course I can get in.
Acre: language
Brownie is 2fast for fast2
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Everyone get ready, I'll light it.
Bakudan: Throw me in the cannon!
Zing Li Fast: Time cannon, go to past.
Shin jumps in.
Zing Li Fast flies to the cannon
Bakudan: ....Maybe it's not so tall.
Zing Li Fast: Time cannon, go to past
Bakudan gets in.
Zing Li Fast: Time cannon, go to past.
Come on time cannon, to the past!
Shin: What are you waiting on, Brownie? Koopeep?
Brownie lights the time cannon with his PH133R bar.
Brownie: Oh yeah, that's a person.
Oh well.
Zing Li Fast: ...PH133R bar
Brownie: Bye Koopeep!
Shin: ... Phieer bar? Did I hear that right?
Brownie jumps in.
Zing Li Fast: .
It's about to happen.
:
rolling d999
(
726
)
=
726
Bakudan: ...What is this.
The party launches and blasts through the ceiling.
Acre: epic gaming room
..."Feyesh": gaming room, gamers.
Brownie: ./roll d∞
Lord Fast II is startled.
Lord Fast II: Whuzzat?
..."Feyesh": ...roll d∞
Zing Li Fast: hi lol hi
Lord Fast II: MUTINY Oh, you aren't the captain.
Brownie: Are you some kind of pokemon?
Bakudan: ...You don't look like Zing Li!
Lord Fast II: But you guys are still not the type of people I prefer being in here.
Zing Li Fast: That's a pretty cool electronic thingy you got in there.
you got there.*
Lord Fast II: I'll have you know I know that you might know that I know several forms of Yosh-jitsu and have been in several gorilla warfare operations.
Zing Li Fast: This is the worst Princess Peach poster I have ever seen.
Lord Fast II: GAH! Get away from Peachy!
Zing Li Fast: ...Yosh-jitsu
Lord Fast II: ... Oh this is embarrassing.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: ...What the gris is "Yosh-jitsu"
Zing Li Fast: .
But this place is pretty rad. We should make a picnic in here.
Bakudan: What are you even?
Zing Li Fast: have a*
Lord Fast II: I am... not gonna be taken alive, that's what I am!
Lord Fast II swiftly climbs up the ladder.
Bakudan: That's grim.
Bye-bye!
Brownie: Yep. Too grim for Mario.
Bakudan: Let's take his stuff!
Zing Li Fast analyzes the SNES
Brownie: Dude left behind lots of blocks.
Zing Li Fast plays the SNES
Brownie:
rolling 1d4
(
2
)
=
2
Bakudan bonks the block!
Brownie decides this particular block is the best one.
Zing Li Fast hits... one block. One block is what he hits.
Zing Li Fast plays Super Mario World and speed runs it because he's so fast.
Bakudan: Shin, you should take the last block.
Zing Li Fast: aww yeah
Shin: Why not take this block?
Zing Li Fast: deep games done deeply. win.
beeoi h.: ...deep games done deeply
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: except right now it's halo 2, which is more like "flop games done flop."
..."Feyesh": That is bad.
Zing Li Fast gets a Thunderbolt, Brownie gets a Mushroom, Shin gets a Honey Syrup, and Bakudan gets a Courage Shell.
beeoi h.: Literally 2 hours of whatever galaxy this is
..."Feyesh": not working for meh
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
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5
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1
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6
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5
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Brownie!
..."Feyesh": Battlerock
Brownie: Why are you looking at me like that.
Shin: Battlerock Galaxy you plebeian.
Zing Li Fast: Silverliner: augh thunder
Bakudan inspects the shelf.
Zing Li Fast inspects the Peachy poster
Keiki (GM): Is the music not working for anyone or something?
beeoi h.: Works fine.
..."Feyesh": Not working here, probably flop20.
Will probably work if I leave and exit but this is ending soon isn't it
Bakudan finds various Nintendo comic books. How obscure.
beeoi h.: Weren't you going to try Koopa Bros Fortress? Or was that for the other group.
Zing Li Fast finds a peachy peach!
Zing Li Fast: Sounds VORElicious.
It is indeed VORElicious.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie hacks the white house through the computer.
Bakudan takes the Mario doll on top of the shelf!
Zing Li Fast types in "Lay your dirty hands off The_Heap in the Shell"
Bakudan: We should probably follow the guy!
Keiki (GM): I still got more session left if you guys got it.
Brownie: That's what I've been waiting for, yes.
Zing Li Fast: If he's still here.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. Shall you guys ascend?
..."Feyesh": Continue the "sesh"?
beeoi h.: Should't it be "Ghost in The_Heap?"
and yeah, I can continue.
..."Feyesh": The_Heap is not a ghost, gamers.
Acre: bu now how will fast II go down without his ladder
Keiki (GM): I vote yes. I count for all of the votes.
..."Feyesh": Wait, that's the premise of The_Heap in the shell.
Keiki (GM): He has a fridge behind his poster.
..."Feyesh": Well, The_Heap is like a ghost who takes over shells, instead of having ghosts take over his body.
Keiki (GM): Inside it? Peachy peaches.
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): Actually, I think we'll go ahead and take a fifteen minute break.
I want to fix lunch!
..."Feyesh": The musicqw has returned
But the map hasn't.
Keiki (GM): ... Huh.
Acre: fifteen minutes of burgs
Keiki (GM): We'll return at :32.
Bakudan: Okay@
..."Feyesh": .
Map is bacjnorn
Keiki (GM): Well, there you are!
beeoi h.: .
Steev: man, I missed the shine sprite
Keiki (GM): And my holy welfare.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Alright! It's time.
Brownie: Let's get down to business
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan: Or up, in this case.
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie wonders how Koopeep got up without the cannon.
..."Feyesh" flies up
Zing Li Fast flies up*
Koopeep: Magic, that's how
Keiki (GM): Everyone going up? Any preparing you'd like to do?
Bakudan: I'm ready!
beeoi h.: Preparing is 4 scrubs
Iris: ...!
Koopeep: I'm hitting these blocks and no one can stop me!
Zing Li Fast: Prepare yourself.
We already hit them rofl
beeoi h.: rofllamo
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: then why aren't they crossed off
fucking
I hate you people
Zing Li Fast: rofl, PWNED.
Keiki (GM): Also, the Peachy Peach restores 1 HP/1 FP!
*2 FP
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: woa h woah wait
Steev: I was gonna eat a Goomnut, or did my FP just restore itself
beeoi h.: Oh hey it's the wierd homestuck face thing
Bakudan: What the heck is that?
Shin?
Zing Li Fast: Dark_Koopatrol: What the hell is this
Keiki (GM): Hold on, hold on!
Koopeep: It looks like a giant canon
or is it cannon?
It should be non-canon
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): Mental note so I don't have to switch back and forth
Brownie: 5/8
Zing: 7/10
Shin: 9/12
Zing Li Fast: The main cannon looks too lewd.
Shin: I'm not sure what this is.
Brownie: You are USELESS
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
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1
+
1
+
6
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie throws Shin off the castle.
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Amp Generator!
Brownie but not really.
Koopeep: Quiet beast! You don't know what it is either!
Brownie:
rolling 6d6>4
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1
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3
+
3
+
6
+
1
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie uses Smarts on Amp Generator!
Koopeep: Mr. Shin has gotten us this far
Lord Fast II: Hah!
Can't get me up here, can you?
Zing Li Fast: ...Amp generator. It... generates Amps.
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
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1
+
4
+
4
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3
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Lord Fast II, dealing 4 damage!
Lord Fast II: Well. I'm certain you can fly or something, but...
Koopeep: We've got a few flying minions in our Koopa Troop
Lord Fast II: Oof! No room for fancy dialogue, huh?
Zing Li Fast doesn't throw one of his eggs at L0rd Fast II, not dealing 4 damage!
Lord Fast II: Well then.
Koopeep: You are cornered now, Lord Fast! Surrender and accept Lord Bowser as your king and we may yet let you live!
Brownie: I just thought it was in comedic timing.
Lord Fast II pulls out a remote control, and then lowers himself into the cannon.
Zing Li Fast: COMEDY HA HA
Steev: blue square over there
Lord Fast II speaks, muffled by the cannon.
Zing Li Fast: This cannon thing looks that's dangerous
Brownie: Speak up!
Lord Fast II: I'm gonna fire at Boot-town all I want, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Bakudan: Oh yeah?
Zing Li Fast: Why are you firing at Boot-townz?
The giant amp in the center powers up.
Bakudan pulls out the Mario doll and puts it just out of reach of Iris' mouth.
Bakudan: If you don't stop, I'll feed this doll to my plant.
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: You should be feeding that heinous doll to the plant in effigy
Lord Fast II: I don't care about dolls! Only action figures!
Bakudan feeds the doll to Iris.
Brownie: I'll get you a Yoshi ambio.
amibo*
Koopeep: amiibo
Zing Li Fast: I saw a doll pf Princes Pinch on your shelf.
...ambio
Iris thinks it tastes terrible.
Zing Li Fast: of*
Koopeep: What in Bowser's blazes is THAT
Zing Li Fast: So why are you firing at Boot-townz?
Koopeep: Ack!
Bakudan: This doesn't look good.
Amps start circling around in the air!
..."Feyesh": Cake pls
Lord Fast II: Because they won't read my great comics! Uhh... And you know what happens to plebs with bad taste! They get... ka-blooied! Hahahaha!
Koopeep: You're a loony
[MUSIC] Lord Fast Showdown
The amps start circling around. Roll for initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
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4
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Koopeep:
rolling 1d6>4
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3
)
=
0 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: That is bahd.
Amp:
rolling 2d6>4
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3
+
2
)
=
0 Successes
Amp takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
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5
+
4
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Amp Generator:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Amp Generator takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Koopeep: How can I be slower than an inanimate object?!
Brownie: The question remains.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
5
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: L0rd Fast doesn't understand Goomba tastes!
fires Bullet Bills on a window
Amps circle in the air!
They don't look friendly...
Brownie: zing pls go
Ake: You can go first.
Since you're at the same speed.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
4
+
4
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
beeoi h.: I can. but...
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Amp!
Acre: two hours of endgame boss
Amp:
rolling 2d6>4
(
3
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Amp tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
..."Feyesh": awesome remix
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Amp, dealing 3 damage!
Zing Li Fast: (S): get out
Steev: I usually hate Smithy's song, this is pretty good
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
4
+
4
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Amp!
..."Feyesh": Timingcre
Brownie slices Amp with a Fire Bar, dealing 3 damage.
Steev: hammered, old school kung fu drunken masters, drink with us you gonna get plastered we're disasters, kung fu drunken masters, stayin hammered, hammered, one drink two drink three drink four
The Amp is electrified! It deals 1 damage to Zing Li Fast!
The amp is defeated!
It also shocks Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: augh
Brownie: augh
..."Feyesh": ...hammered, old school kung fu drunken masters, drink with us you gonna get plastered we're disasters, kung fu drunken masters, stayin hammered, hammered, one drink two drink three drink four
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
2
+
3
+
4
+
6
+
1
)
=
3 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Amp!
Keiki (GM): Wait a second. Fire bar. Nevermind!
You don't get shocked.
..."Feyesh": I got a fire tail, marn.
Steev: does fire not conduct electricity
Keiki (GM): Indirect contact.
Steev: I was being a bit facetious
Shin: Ah... An amp! These guys seem to assist the Amp Generator. I wonder how much it has...
It has an HP of 2, FP of 4, an attack of 3, and a defense of 1.
Bakudan: Toughie!
Shin: It These guys are electrified, and I'm sure that's going to be annoying...
Zing Li Fast: Their FP is double their HP! Those crazy enemy kids nowadays.
Shin: But on top of that, they can pierce defense with their regular attacks, and can even cast spells.
Bakudan: Well damn.
Koopeep: So is mine, Zing.
Shin: They can conduct electricity amongst each other, but you can dodge that. Also, they can charge! Watch out!
Zing Li Fast: That's WEEEEEEIIIIIRD.
Shin: Added it to the journal.
Bakudan explodes, dealing 9 damage to anyone immediately around her!
beeoi h.: Was feeding the birds and returning, guess I didn't miss anything
..."Feyesh": .
The amp is defeated!
Koopeep: That's the ticket! A bit excessive, but the ticket!
Amp Generator continues powering up the cannon. It fires bullet bills wildly.
Amp Generator releases an Amp.
Brownie: That's wild.
Zing Li Fast: That's too wild.
Amp Generator:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Amp Generator takes initiative!
..."Feyesh": ...Why is he taking initiative again
Ake: For his baby.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): The Amps lose their turn on the turn order window whenever I delete them.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): peepz
Zing Li Fast: Where is Magikopy
Koopeep: She never sticks around
Unlss she shows up right behind me
Zing Li Fast: There she is. hi.
Koopeep:
rolling 8d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
4
+
3
+
3
+
3
+
3
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep uses Smarts on Amp Generator!
Koopeep: is that enough success?
..."Feyesh":
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
5
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
..."Feyesh" uses Smarts on Koopeep!
Amp Generator:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Amp Generator tries to guard against Koopeep's attack!
Koopeep casts a geometric barrage at Amp Generator, dealing 2 damage!
Koopeep: Shapes and colors, fool!
Acre: nice it!!! !!
hit
..."Feyesh": ...nice it!!! !!
Acre: .
Zing Li Fast: .
The attack bounces off harmlessly!
Zing Li Fast: What the ...(S)
Koopeep: Wait, my attack did?
Acre: what the gris
..."Feyesh": .
Amp Generator coordinates with other Amps and conduct electricity amongst each other!
Amp Generator shocks any targets between it and other Amps for 3 damage!
Amp Generator: Oops.
Amp coordinates with other Amps and conduct electricity amongst each other!
Amp shocks any targets between it and other Amps for 3 damage!
Keiki (GM): Dodge that shit.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Amp's attack!
Keiki (GM): Wait a second. Just realized I flopped.
Acre: floppngcake
Keiki (GM): Or wait, nevermind, I didn't.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Dodge.
..."Feyesh":
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
..."Feyesh" tries to dodge Amp's attack!
Keiki (GM): Shin and the two Koopeeps are in the way.
Amp coordinates with other Amps and conduct electricity amongst each other!
Amp shocks any targets between it and other Amps for 3 damage!
Ake: Dodge, Shin!
Amp: ... I sure like to conduct.
Koopeep:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep tries to dodge Koopeep's attack!
..."Feyesh": I got two successes son
Koopeep:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep tries to dodge Koopeep's attack!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Amp's attack!
Koopeep: both of us dodge
Amp:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
1
+
2
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Amp uses Smarts on Shin!
Koopeep: ?
All three are hit!
Brownie: ?
Zing Li Fast: lazynorn: ?
Acre: good
Magikopy poofs!
Koopeep: Nooo! She was the best of all of us!
Zing Li Fast: I got more successes than him, ...(S).
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
2
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Amp!
Brownie: flop.
Amp: Hee hee.
Koopeep: Is that electric testicle laughing at us?
Zing Li Fast: Screw you ...(S)ers, I'm out of here.
Bakudan: Zing Li, we need you!
Shin: Hm... Seems that generator's being protected by a shield.
... Bye, Zing Li!
Zing Li Fast flies and hides behind the window
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
4
+
5
+
5
+
3
)
=
4 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Amp Generator!
Zing Li Fast: I don't need to die today!
Shin: Lucky! That's the Amp Generator... Version 4MPL0RD-7ES.
Ake: ...XD
..."Feyesh": ...L0RD-7es.
Zing Li Fast spies the battle by peeking in from the window
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "...L0RD-7es."
Shin: As I suspected, it's protected by a really strong shield... I'd hazard to guess that it's invincible like this.
Acre: L33T Amp Bros.
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan: How do you suggest countering it?
Shin: HP is 25, FP is 10, Attack is 3, and Defense is 2.
According to the book, it has some defense mechanisms like pulse waves that push intruders back, producing a confusing sonic chatter, and even switching HP and FP around.
However, it has security issues in its shield generator system.
..."Feyesh": Also, I said "Good luck sons" before flying away
Shin: It can be easily overloaded when subjected to its own Amp orbiter's electricity. A fatal flaw indeed.
Shin closes his book.
Shin: One that we can surely exploit!
Bakudan: Hmm.
How do we get the amps to touch it with their electricity?
Koopeep: We could try to knock it back
Bakudan: I think we should take advantage of their electrical bridge attack thing!
Shin: The way they conduct electricity certainly hurts. There's a myriad of ways we can go about this, but I'm going to hazard a guess and say we need those amps no matter what.
Brownie: I've got an idea.
Bakudan moves here and ends her turn.
Brownie: But as usual, my ideas are best left unexplained.
Shin: ... I see.
Brownie: ;)
Amp Generator gets angry!
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: ...;)
Bakudan: ...Angry smile.
Brownie gets angry!
..."Feyesh": ...Angry smile
Acre: semicolonparenthesis
..."Feyesh": I have a better idea. It's called... pizza for everyone.
Amp Generator lets out a sonic chatter at Brownie! Brownie is now confused.
Acre: Great idea, Fox!
..."Feyesh": .
Koopeep: what is even happening anymore
Brownie: I wish I could tell you.
I'm confused.
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "."
Koopeep eats a Goomnut, restoring 5 FP
Lord Fast II: Haha, my cannon is invincible!
Keiki (GM): *3 FP
Koopeep: whatever
..."Feyesh": ...Haha, my cannon is invincible!
Amp:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Amp utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
5
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Amp's attack!
Koopeep: Hey, Bakudan
Think you can do something for me?
Bakudan: What's that?
Amp:
rolling 3d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Amp utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Koopeep: Part of the base of that cannon looks cracked
Think you could do something about that?
Keiki (GM): That's electricity!
Koopeep: never mind then
Stupid sky voice
Amp rams into Bakudan, dealing 3 damage regardless of defenses!
Bakudan: Ow!
Jerkface.
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): Windowman turn
Zing Li Fast just sits around and hopes everyone wins
Koopeep: Zing!!!!
You useless tube of lipstick!
Bakudan: Zing, Koopeep won't let you die!
Brownie is confused!
Brownie attacks a friend!
Koopeep whispers to Bakudan
Zing Li Fast listens to them, but stays hidden
Koopeep: woah woah woah let's not be too hasty
Keiki (GM): :o)
Brownie looks at Shin
Koopeep: if I'm caught healing anyone outside the Koopa Troop, I could lose my wand
Brownie: HOLY ...(S)ING ...(S) IT'S BOWSER
Koopeep: WHERE
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "..."useless piece of lipstick""
Brownie irately throws a rock at Shin, dealing 1 damage.
It was Bowser all along.
Koopeep: I said tube, not piece. You're not even muttering right!
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "Roc the Brown Yoshi"
Acre: The "let's bully Shin" theory still stands strong.
Koopeep: Where's Lord Bowser?!
Shin: Ow, cut it out!
Koopeep: My King!!!
Brownie is no longer confused!
Zing Li Fast laughs at Koopeep for thinking she can hear my muttering from so far
Shin: What's your idea, Bakudan?
Brownie: 2+2=4
Zing Li Fast: ...2+2=4
beeoi h.: Now I'm really wondering what the rest of the confusion rolls do.
Keiki (GM): You don't know how far the rabbit hole goes.
Bakudan: We should try to line ourselves up so the amps shock the generator in the crossfire! ...But they're just going to ram us, aren't they?
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "Chef Keiki: TUUUUUUUUUUUBES"
Koopeep: Be--ah, Yoshi
Brownie
Shin: I like the sound of that, but I'm going to take matters into my own hands here. And stand up for myself to stop cyberbullying!
Koopeep: Could you spit that amp at the generator?
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
2
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Amp!
Amp:
rolling 2d6>4
(
2
+
2
)
=
0 Successes
Amp tries to dodge Shin's attack!
Shin slaps Amp, dealing 3 damage.
Koopeep: Good hit, Mr. Shin
The Amp is defeated and pushed back into the Amp Generator! The shield malfunctions!
Koopeep: See? I had that idea from the start
Bakudan: Thanks Shin!
:
rolling 9d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
6
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
5
+
1
+
4
)
=
5 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Koopeep: Excellent instruction following skills
Keiki (GM): It hits!
Bakudan jumps on Amp Generator, dealing 7 damage.
Bakudan is hurt by electricity!
Koopeep: Mr. Shin... I think we should take the next chance to step back. I think Bakudan is about to do her "explode on top of friends" trick
Bakudan: The joke is that I have no FP!
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "that's dangerous"
Acre: How meta.
Amp Generator starts crackling with green and pink electricity!
Amp Generator shoots a funny beam at Koopeep...
Koopeep now uses Heart Points for Flower Points and Flower Points for Heart Points!
..."Feyesh": Metaright's reaction to Bakudan's lack of FP.
Koopeep: I....
what
I'm almost dead now?!
Keiki (GM): Yep!
Koopeep: I hate you Sky Voice!
:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
2
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Koopeep knows about timed hits!
Koopeep creates 2 illusory Magikopy version(s) of herself!
..."Feyesh": seven magikopies are packing>_>
Koopeep: So that should be 5 hp to make those copies
Keiki (GM): Waaait a second.
Oh double wait.
The flip.
Koopeep: Hello, ladies. Good to see you both
Amp:
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
3
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Amp utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
2
+
1
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Amp's attack!
Zing Li Fast mutters to himself: "...Hello, ladies."
Steev and her magikopies all shout at once
Acre: look at your bullet
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
3
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Amp!
Steev: haha i'm a her
Brownie slices Amp with a Fire Bar, dealing 3 damage.
Brownie: Get the heck outta here.
Koopeep and the magikopies shout at once
Koopeep: SHIN!!!!
Amp is defeated!
..."Feyesh": ...look at your bullet
Acre: now look at me
Shin squirts a burning bowtie juice at Amp Generator!
..."Feyesh": ...Why is Shin an Amp
Shin: I don't even know man.
Acre: his true nature has been revealed
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan:
rolling 9d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
4
+
1
+
3
)
=
4 Successes
Koopeep: i mean
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Acre: behind the mask, there was an amp
Koopeep: ZING!!!
Bakudan jumps on Amp Generator, dealing 7 damage.
Zing Li Fast: :)
Bakudan: ...I hope nothing hits me anytime soon.
Amp Generator regenerates its shield!
Amp Generator sends out a wave of energy around it, sending everyone in the area flying away and dealing 3 damage!
Amp Generator:
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Amp Generator knows about timed hits!
Zing Li Fast doesn't know about timed hits!
Bakudan: Oh no!
Acre: bakudan is fucking dead
Koopeep: Why couldn't I dodge?
Shin: Bakudan? Bakudan!
Koopeep!
Bakudan: Sexist... bastard...
Brownie: >Mistakes were made
Bakudan goes unconscious.
Brownie: Well guys
The Magikopies still persist.
Brownie: The important thing is
I'm alive.
Koopeep: with my last breath, I curse Brownie
Brownie: ;)
Keiki (GM): You can move around the Magikopies, but they cannot act.
Steev: I need to upgrade Magikopies so they can attack maybe
Keiki (GM): They maaay do minor actions.
Steev: some other time
Koopeep: Magikopy 1 looks at Magikopy 2
Zing Li Fast: ...:)
Koopeep: Well the virgin's dead. What do we do now?
She likes the Shy Guy, we could try to cover him
Shin: ... Which virgin likes me, now?
Oh well, this will work for now.
Koopeep Magikopies form some GOAL LINE DEFENSE in front of Shin
Zing Li Fast: Line_Of_Defense
Acre: your line of defense is awful
Shin is the quarterback in this Line_Of_Defense, which he just got beat to referencing that.
Steev: fuck you
i don't come into your game
..."Feyesh": Divide and conquer, gamers.
Steev: start
talking mess about your defense
you fucking chomper bomper
Acre: ;)
Two amps are created!
..."Feyesh": ;), gamers.
beeoi h.: Which no longer has the most power, Bakudan does.
Brownie: Time to be the hero!
:
rolling 4d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
4
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Amp into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 4 turns.
Koopeep: Kopy 1: So when that confusion beam wears off... is snippy shell gonna come back to life?
Kopy 2: How should I know?
Keiki (GM): You can spit on the same turn, if you'd like!
Or swallow.
Acre: brownie no
Zing Li Fast: Get out of the refrigerator time chamber, The_Heap will go to the past and be the hero!
Acre: don't insert our tongue in electric sockets
...our toungue
yes
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
1
+
5
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
..."Feyesh": ...our tongue
Brownie spits out the object in its mouth at Amp Generator, dealing 6 damage to both, piercing defense.
The shield malfunctions again!
Brownie: You got this, Zing
Star Wars a New Hope that thing
Koopeep: Hey! Hey guy up on the cannon! You suck!
Zing Li Fast: .
Koopeep: Magikopy 2: Hey bullet brain, get down here already!
Iris: ...!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
6
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Zing Li Fast: This was taking long. I went to feed the birds and return.
I have returned.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Amp Generator, dealing 2 damage!
beeoi h.: ...how did you manage to do less damage than brownie deal
s
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast takes damage from the electricity!
..."Feyesh": How much HP does this ...(S)er have now
Shin: I... I'm going to do it!
..."Feyesh": Shin... he... he slaps a banan.
Shin:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
1
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Brownie: Yeah, kill steal like you grissing always do.
Koopeep: No, shy man! Don't be a hero!
Ake: That's too lewd.
Amp Generator:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Amp Generator tries to guard against Shin's attack!
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie: In this case, I'll prefer the speed.
Shin slaps Amp Generator, dealing 2 damage.
Acre: you tried
..."Feyesh": how much HP does this ...(S)er have now
Shin is defeated by the electricity!
beeoi h.: The ...(S)ing question remains.
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: nice suicide, buddy
beeoi h.: ARE YOU
Ake: Take Bakudan's Peekaboo badge and find out!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)
Brownie facelamps.
Amp Generator crackles and releases fumes...
Zing Li Fast also facelamps
Koopeep: This is a fucking disaster
I can't wait until we get poofed
Acre: I'm just imaging ZIng's status as completely surprised by this turn of events.
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: He can't believe Shin fucking suicided
Amp Generator starts crackling with green and pink electricity!
Amp Generator shoots a funny beam at Amp Generator...
Amp Generator now uses Heart Points for Flower Points and Flower Points for Heart Points!
Zing Li Fast ...(S)ing choked.
Lord Fast II: Wh-... What is happening to my beautiful cannon? My father's prized Big Bertha?
That's it!
Zing Li Fast: ...Big Bertha
beeoi h.: Well, this is the most death that's ever happened in a Cake campaign.
Lord Fast II: I'm firing one last round! Get ready for BIG MAMA!
Brownie: I am unprepared for BIG MAMA!
The cannon launches a humongous Banzai Bill up above!
It will crash down in 3 turns!
Zing Li Fast: ...He launched it above.
Steev: It's almost like we're short one party member and another one spent the fight not fighting
Zing Li Fast: This,,, doesn't look good.
Iris: ......!
beeoi h.: Well Shin is LITERALLY retarded.
Worst DMPC ever.
Where's my mary sue.
Iris: .
Zing Li Fast: Hey Brownie.
Brownie: ?
Zing Li Fast: How about we get the ...(S) out of here.
Amp Generator can do nothing!
Iris is uncertain.
Brownie can do something!
Brownie: Don't tempt me with your "morally questionable decision branching", Zing, we've got this.
Iris wants to nip the amp generator.
Steev 's magikopies hop on Brownie and zing
Lord Fast II: ... AUGH! I'm so STUPID! I fired it on this same platform...
Brownie: I've seen closer calls, anyway.
Zing Li Fast: The problem is...
Koopeep: You dolts aren't going anywhere!
Zing Li Fast: There's a Banzai Bill coming here.
Koopeep: Now fly up there and do an Iron Giant!
Zing Li Fast: We got 3 turns to beat the cannon before it does.
Brownie: I was actually going to suggest that jokingly.
Koopeep: Come on, come on!
We stay, you go, no following
Zing Li Fast: :3 turns*
Koopeep: Go do something you useless schlub!
Brownie: 3 turns? Yoshi, I only need 1.
Acre: swoon
Zing Li Fast: ...You only need 1.
Keiki (GM): Would you guys like to run?
Koopeep: NO
beeoi h.: Hell no.
..."Feyesh": Not yet.
beeoi h.: Brownie ain't no wuss
Zing Li Fast: Are you sure we can do this before it crashes?
Koopeep: If you are running, then at least grab Koopeep
Brownie: Why do you care? Can't you just fly away?
Iris motions to suggest doing SIMPLE MATH.
Brownie: Don't worry about me, I'll take care of this homestuck face and the others.
Koopeep: When a Magikopy's original dies, the leftover copies go to hell, man
Keiki (GM): The clock is ticking! Or in this case, the banzai bill is falling.
Zing Li Fast: Well... I don't take risks.
Brownie: Your loss, then. I'm all about risks!
:
rolling 4d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
6
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Keiki (GM): It's a hit!
Zing Li Fast: Very well.
beeoi h.: Dang, 1 success away from perfect.
Brownie slices Amp Generator with a Fire Bar, dealing 2 damage.
Zing Li Fast: I will follow your enthusiasm for ...one turn.
:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
4
+
4
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Amp Generator, dealing 2 damage!
Iris: ...!
Keiki (GM): Also a hit!
Koopeep: You've been a spazz this whole adventure, and now you're going to flake out on us?
Is this battle getting better?
Zing Li Fast: I don't talk to drones. :)
Koopeep: No, your eyesight is getting worse!
DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
Keiki (GM) rams into Koopeep, dealing 3 damage regardless of defenses!
Keiki (GM): Oops.
beeoi h.: That is mean.
Koopeep: Leave her alone you monster!
Amp:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Amp utilizes inner Power on Koopeep!
..."Feyesh": .
The Banzai Bill nears!
..."Feyesh": Two more turns, eh.
beeoi h.: Don't worry
I've got an "ace in the hole"
..."Feyesh": .
Iris: ...
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 5d6>4
(
3
+
2
+
4
+
6
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Iris misses the garden.
Zing Li Fast runs circles around 3 enemies, making them dizzy for 2 turns.
Zing Li Fast: Now's your chance. Only worry about attacking!
All enemies are stunned. The Banzai Bill is stalled for a turn as well!
..."Feyesh": aww yeah
Brownie: Nice work, Zing!
Koopeep: Lucky us
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
5
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Amp Generator:
rolling 3d6>4
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1
+
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Amp Generator tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
..."Feyesh": He's dizzy :(
Brownie slices Amp Generator with a Fire Bar, dealing 2 damage.
Zing Li Fast picks up Bakudan's Peek-a-Boo badg
Zing Li Fast uses it to view the boss's HP, and hopes it doesn't take his turn
All opponents are dizzy. The banzai bill approaches in 2 turns.
Iris: ...!
It probably would take a turn, but you wouldn't be needing to see its HP, but its FP instead!
4MPL0RD has 3 FP left.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) it.
Oh thx.
:
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)
Brownie: Cuttin it close!
:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
5
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Amp Generator!
Brownie: ...(S)
..."Feyesh": .
Amp Generator:
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
4
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Amp Generator tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
The Amp Generator successfully guards!
beeoi h.: ...(S)
Brownie: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
Iris waves its little leaves, cheering!
..."Feyesh": ...(S)
Keiki (GM): This is getting pretty tense.
The Banzai Bill is nearing... It will hit in 1 turn!!
Koopeep: Are we going to die?
Maybe. If this keeps up, perhaps.
Brownie: Don't worry guys
I totally got this
beeoi h.: Is the amp not attacking?
Keiki (GM): It's dizzy!
Brownie: Uh, Zing?
..."Feyesh": brb phone
pls wait
beeoi h.: worst possible moment
but ok
Koopeep: worst possible bullet bill
Keiki (GM): Were you guys going to do some bizarre Bros. Attack or something
Koopeep: I still say they should have done iron giant and OH MY I JUST SCROLLED UP AT THE BANZAI BILL
beeoi h.: Maybe.
All I can say is
Keiki (GM): Alright. Fill me in a little on the plan.
beeoi h.: ...Hope you guys have medical insurance
Keiki (GM): Was getting bill'd part of your plan?
Iris: ...
beeoi h.: Yep. That sounds sarcastic, but yes. >_>
Iris would nip the fuck out of Brownie if she could.
Keiki (GM): I think I already know what you're going to do!
beeoi h.: Oh, an just for future refernce.
What happens if we "Game over"?
I.e. everyone KO'd.
Keiki (GM): I'll probably decide some sort of penalty.
Ake: I bet we wake up in an inn.
beeoi h.: I better fucking get bonus EXP for this
Keiki (GM): For using the Boo's Sheet?
beeoi h.: For just fucking winning the fight in general
Keiki (GM): ... Oh. I haven't been doing burn damage.
beeoi h.: Everyone else is dead!
I'm fairly sure I haven't been hit at all the entire fight beyond the confusion, so whatever
Keiki (GM): I was curious of your plan, is all!
..."Feyesh": still phoning
Keiki (GM): ... still phoning
beeoi h.: SV is phoning a friend
To help him out in these tense times
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: I stole Whirly's joke
Report me for copyright infringement
Keiki (GM): Do you know what you want to do, SV?
Whirly W.: beepo can hop off to respawn with his friends
Keiki (GM): I can do it for you.
Brownie: Uh, Zing?
I'm gonna need you to run.
..."Feyesh": wait pls
Brownie: Like, as far as you can from here.
Ake: I'll be right back too.
..."Feyesh": just a lil more
Ake: Okay, back.
Keiki (GM): Don't forget items, son.
..."Feyesh": alright, I'm done phoning
Brownie: Well, actually, you can do whatever you want, but I don't want you to tank the hit from a bigger version of you.
Illusions, I hope you enjoy the sweet release of death.
Brownie uses his Boo's Sheet.
The Banzai Bill looms close!
Zing Li Fast: I don't like to take risks, but since I like you ...(S)ers, I took more than I should. Still, this is my limit.
I don't want to be hit by that monster. I'm leaving.
Koopeep: You're an ass of a horse
You're both asses
Brownie: What's bravery without a little recklessness?
Koopeep: When Koopeep wakes up and asks who left her and everyone to die, we'll tell her
the asses did
Zing Li Fast: I don't want to be mortally injured for the sake of being reckless.
Keiki (GM): Would you like to take the rest of the party with you?
Koopeep: How about injured for the sake of being USEFUL FOR ONCE
Brownie: Please do.
Zing Li Fast puts everyone on his back, and flies to the window
Keiki (GM): ... mortally injured
Koopeep: So doe sthis mean that Lord Fast just killed himself by shooting a Banzai Bill at his own platform
Zing Li Fast: Shut the ...(S) up, Koopeep, you need to diet.
The Banzai Bill crashes on the platform! It cracks and heaves, and it collapses!
Zing Li Fast: I'm a ...(S)ing hero for keeping you :3 alive, marn.
Brownie: YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Koopeep: I'm not Koopeep, we're the ghosts
we just don't have separate names
Zing Li Fast: whatevs
Wait.
...Did Lord Fast 2 just stay there.
beeoi h.: They're dead now, anyway.
Zing Li Fast: Is he that stupid.
beeoi h.: Unless they are also transparent.
..."Feyesh": I think the ghosts flew with me.
Since they're still nagging.
Lord Fast II: Noooo! Big Bertha!
Zing Li Fast: God, what a stupid ...(S)er.
Koopeep: Ghosts are forever
Brownie: You lost, dude!
Zing Li Fast: Koopeeps, look at him. Look at him and laugh.
Acre: brownie is my hero aaah
Koopeep: heh
hah ha
Zing Li Fast: .
The balcony is not stable...
..."Feyesh": ...brownie is my hero aaah
Zing Li Fast: You know, I should fly the ...(S) away from here too.
beeoi h.: Oh yeah. How long does transparency last?
Because I can't hit him until it ends.
Keiki (GM): A couple turns!
Koopeep: wait what
Steev: what hwat
boo sheets don't let you hit people?
that's dum
..."Feyesh": Oh, it's the balcony.
I'm staying at the window then.
Lord Fast II: You ruined it for me! My scheme to lay waste on those plebs!
beeoi h.: Nope. Otherwise you could just stack Boo's Sheet and beat everything without effort.
Lord Fast II stumbles down from the malfunctioning cannon.
Brownie: Quite frankly, I don't really remember why I was doing this. But heck, it looked pretty cool.
Steev: but it costs money
..."Feyesh": I thought Repel Gels did though.
Not sure.
Brownie: What, you're gonna cry?
Acre: Stone hats are the closest to that.
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: Nah, the items in Paper Mario were pretty balanced. Life Shroom and that one mix of ultra shroom/ultra syrup were the only OMGWTF items.
..."Feyesh": Maple Ultra?
beeoi h.: I think you can't move period when you're stone.
Acre: ...OMGWTF items.
..."Feyesh": ...OMGWTF items.
Jammin' Ultra
or Ultra Jelly
something
Steev: Jelly Ultra
..."Feyesh": .
Oh yes, well, the partners could attack.
beeoi h.: So what, is this guy gonna just sit there?
Cuz I can't hit him.
Acre: Is Old > New still a thing?
..."Feyesh": .
Isn't the platform gonna collapse?
Lord Fast II: Looks like you're falling with me, loser!
Koopeep: What an embarassing way to go
Zing Li Fast: Brownie, get the ...(S) out of there.
Brownie: Sure looks that way!
Acre: good thing there is no fall damage!
..."Feyesh": just press Z to ground pound close to the ground
Brownie: But I've got a habit of defying appearances.
Lord Fast II: ... Hm. Something appears to be missing.
Zing Li Fast drops the wounded comrades on the floor in a room inside the fort
Brownie: Like the ground.
Lord Fast II: ... Aaaaah!
Brownie: That I did not see coming.
Zing Li Fast grabs Brownie
Brownie flutters in place as much as he can bear to do
Both Brownie and Lord Fast II fall, but Zing Li Fast catches Brownie.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Lord Fast II.
Brownie heartily laffs at Lord Fast II.
..."Feyesh": Hey, I left those ...(S)ers on the fort.
Brownie: You can carry a lot of weight, Zing.
Zing Li Fast carries Brownie back to where everyone else was left
Zing Li Fast: .
[MUSIC] Boot-Town
Zing Li Fast: I work out.
Zing Li Fast is heavily weight down and is slowly descending to the ground.
He was built for speed, not for ferries!
Iris is having fun!
Iris: ...!
..."Feyesh": I left the guys there, Cake.
Keiki (GM): Would you perhaps like to fly back to Boot-town?
..."Feyesh": I can take just Brownie.
man
Koopeep: Get us to an inn, pronto
beeoi h.: RAILROADED
..."Feyesh": Yeah, fly to Boot-townz, whatever.
Acre: But there was still some tower left!!!
..."Feyesh": .
yay awesome Mario House
Acre: yay happy music :) :) :D :D :3
..."Feyesh": ...yay happy music :) :) :D :D :3
Steev: Shit, this drives me crazy
This song lifted its main melody from a jazz song
and I can never remember the name of the song
Zing Li Fast feels BackPain
Iris: .
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie feels BackPain
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: from CARRYING HIS PARTY awe
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Let's chuck these guys in an inn.
Goomba: Has... Has the barrage stopped?
Zing Li Fast: 7es.
Goomba: Maybe he's taking a break?
... It's stopped!
Hooray!
Brownie: You don't have the worry, bro, Lord Fast is looooooong gone.
Zing Li Fast: It did. We made him fall down.
But we really need to rest now.
Goomba goes into a house, and out comes a bunch of Goombas!
..."Feyesh": ...lifted its main melody from a jazz song
Brownie: Hey now, everyone alive gets a celebration. That's good enough reward for me.
Zing Li Fast: I carried 4 dudes from all the way up there all while two ghost "grrl"s constantly acted like the donkey in Shrek.
I deserve a good reward.
beeoi h.: ...the donkey in Shrek
Acre: ...acted like the donkey in Shrek.
..."Feyesh": .
Elder Goombraum: ... Well, I'll be.
Steev: St. Thomas by Sonny Rollins! That's it
Elder Goombraum: Did you cause that explosion out there?
..."Feyesh": ...St Thomas by Sonny Rollins
Elder Goombraum: I didn't think you fashioned yourselves as heroes.
Brownie: Yes and no, Lord Fast fired a gazonga bill at us.
Steev: ok why the fuck do you tards always repeat shit
Brownie: Seems we do, otherwise those three wouldn't have knocked themselves out so hard.
..."Feyesh": ...ok why the ...(S) do you tards always repeat ...(S)
Acre: , gamers.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): ............ okay why the ...(S) do you tards always repeat ...(S) ...(S)ing ...(S) on a ...(S)
Zing Li Fast: We assistem him in his suicide. :awe2:
Acre: Was there any sweet star point bac then?
..."Feyesh": ...(S) on a ...(S) that tryda repeat ...(S) on a ...(S)
Brownie: This is what I'm talking about, this level of s*posting gimmickry hardly seems like something I would bother with. I just can't recall what this board was actually used for before it went to pasty virgin hell.
Zing Li Fast: Goddamn, if you're going to fill Boot-townz with your own posts, at least do it without making Koopeep wanting to claw her own eyes out.
Acre: brownie, that's no wait to speak to your elders
Brownie apologizes for his spontaneous outburst.
Acre: *way
Zing Li Fast: .
The party receives 37 star points (56 for Koopeep)!
Steev: yea i'm best
Zing Li Fast: .
Steev: i talked the most shit, that got me extra points
beeoi h.: ...Wait, what exactly is giving up extra HP?
EXP?
Elder Goombraum: Well... It seems you fellows really are cut from the same cloth.
beeoi h.: Apparently it's not a badge like I thought it was.
Keiki (GM): Your level.
beeoi h.: Ah, I see.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Yeah, wasn't much of a problem. Well, for me.
Those guys kind of got tuckered out.
Elder Goombraum: I suppose I owe you that boon, now!
Zing Li Fast: gimme
Koopeep mumbles in her sleep
Brownie: Yezzzz. Show me teh b00n
Koopeep: hate you.... hate you both....
Zing Li Fast: .
Elder Goombraum goes inside his giant shoe-house, and then comes back outside.
Elder Goombraum pulls out a rather large piece of cloth.
Elder Goombraum: ... Behold!
Zing Li Fast: What it this?
What is this?*]
Acre: uh oh spoilers for my campaign
Zing Li Fast: ...]
Acre: I'll cover my eyes so I don't look shhhh
The cloth unfolds. A spritely meadow seems to shimmer inside the cloth.
..."Feyesh": Just hide behind the rock
Acre: gotcha
Elder Goombraum: This is my sacred Meadow Patch!
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast: It looks kewell. What does it do?
Acre does some Ropleplaying superstar maneuvers
Elder Goombraum: Hm. I wonder if I have time to show you. But anyway...
..."Feyesh": maneuver fetish
beeoi h.: roll 10d6>6
Dang.
..."Feyesh": ...roll 10d6>6
Elder Goombraum: The Terra Quilt was a piece of blanket that could augment good, well-intentioned wishes and make them become real. And it was pretty warm too!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) That's ...(S)ing awesome.
Elder Goombraum: We didn't really need any wishes though, back then... We had each other always. We just wanted each other.
Zing Li Fast: And that's deep. win.
Elder Goombraum: So I suppose the one wish we ever had with the Terra Quilt was that we wanted to be bounded together in friendship forever.
So we cut up the Terra Quilt and each got a piece to remember our adventures.
However, each piece still has latent magical power...
Brownie: Sounds like a tale old RousseYoshi would tell.
Zing Li Fast: ...RousseYoshi
Brownie: The great Yoshi philosopher.
Zing Li Fast: That's pretty rad, the Quilt must be proud. I wonder what can the pieces do though.
Elder Goombraum: With it, you can perform a special move, but it requires coordination from the rest of the team.
Zing Li Fast: What kind of coordination? Not sure if I can coordinate with donkey ghosts.
Brownie: Yeah, if it's one thing I've learned from that last fight, it's that our teamwork is...lacking.
Elder Goombraum hands over the Meadow Patch to Zing Li Fast.
Zing Li Fast treasures it proudly
Zing Li Fast: .
Elder Goombraum: The Meadow Patch holds the power of Rejuvenation.
Zing Li Fast: Thanks. I wonder what kind of power this Rejuvenation is though.
Elder Goombraum: It restores you to good spirits, or in 4th wall breaking layman's terms, it restores FP and heals ailments.
Zing Li Fast: awesome
How do we activate this power? Do we hold the Patch up or whbat?
Brownie: The question remains.
Zing Li Fast: .
Elder Goombraum: Everyone must do an Action Command. That will determine the strength of Rejuvenation.
It will only take one person's turn though.
Zing Li Fast: .
Elder Goombraum: Anyway... The rest should come in due time. I feel rather sleepy.
Elder Goombraum smacks his jowls and enters his house again.
Keiki (GM): I'm gonna go ahead and end the session!
Shit man. I'm tired!