[MUSIC] Barrage of the Bullet Bills
The party becomes refreshed after a good night.
Koopeep: Are you all done acting so weird?
Koopeep: All through that whole field you guys were... strange
Bakudan: Daffodil is perfectly normal!
Koopeep: The ghost was the only normal one
Zing Li Fast: ghost fetish
Shin: ... Haha, we were the abnormal ones! Hah. Haha. Hah.
..."Feyesh": dracaqw, gamers.
Goomba: Did you guys sleep well through the night?
Goomba: Hope the bullet bills weren't much of a nuisance...
Bakudan: Zing Li would never be a nuisance!
Goomba: No! The pounding outside.
Zing Li Fast: I don't pound the ground. I'm so fast, I go right through it.
Goomba: Lord Fast II is shooting barrages of fire from his improved fort.
Koopeep: Oh. That. I thought it was some rural Goomba tradition to bump your heads into walls all the time
Acre: I am the dracaqw, gamers
Koopeep: I don't know what that means, mysterious voice
Zing Li Fast: It means gamers, gamers.
Koopeep: I think this is giving me more of a headache than the bullet bills outside
Bakudan: Let's head out then!
Koopeep: Head out to where?
Bakudan: We can go to Fast's castle.
Koopeep: What of that fiend Mario?
And what happened to your mustache?
Goomba: I thought you guys were after the plumber, to be honest!
Zing Li Fast: He may be there, looking for some more badges or something.
Bakudan: What Zing Li said.
Goomba: I think Elder Goombraum was the last to see him, though...
Koopeep: You mean he was SHELTERING him
Zing Li Fast: Oh yeah, we were gonna talk to old_guy: Perhaps.
Bakudan: Oh yeah, you wanted us to talk to him!
Goomba: He's who told me the other day that he was acting funny.
Let's go pick up Goombraum and bring him to the castle with us!
Koopeep: Fine. Let's see Geezoomba
Zing Li Fast: ...Geezoomba
Koopeep: Remmy, you just... watch this plant
beeoi h.: obligations are hard
Goomba: He's in the biggest boot!
Koopeep pushes Bakudan out of the way
Bakudan: Wow, you got out here fast, Zing Li.
Koopeep: Wh-where'd I go?!
oh here I am
Zing Li Fast: Gotta look out for the bills.
Koopeep: Is this supposed to be a boot?
Zing Li Fast: An item shoppe, for all your shoe needs.
Bullet bills hit the ground at random intervals.
Bakudan looks up at the boot.
Hey wait
Goomba: Man, I love being outside!
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Koopeep: NICE LOOKING OUT, ZING
Bakudan: ...What happened to that goomba?
Zing Li Fast: I warned him. He was not fast EEEENOUGH.
Brownie: He lost some star points for that one, I'm guessing.
Koopeep: Make yourself useful then and grab some of those Goomnuts from the tree over there
Brownie: Deez nutz are huge.
Bakudan: Ooh, can I have one?
Koopeep: I know a great Nutty Cake recipe
Bakudan: Even if they are bigger than me.
Oh cool!
Koopeep: I just need... to... find the recipe first
Zing Li Fast: I hope no Bills blast the Goomnut tree.
Bakudan: Is it at your house?
Zing Li Fast: DEEEEEENG it
Koopeep: Zing, I don't see any nuts in my hands!
...g.get the nuts!
Bakudan walks up to the base of the tree.
Bakudan explodes, dealing
7 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Zing Li Fast: Ehh, I'm not really attracted to them.
Bakudan is bonked on the head by a gigantic goomnut!
Koopeep: Fine, watch how this is done. Hooo, haaa, mamaseymamasamamacoosa!
Zing Li Fast: ...mamaseymamasamamacoosa!
Koopeep fires a polygon blast at one of the other Goomnuts
Shin: ... How many syllables was that now?
Brownie: ...Wait, why are we trying so hard to get these nuts again?
Brownie: It's not like we need more than one to feed a family of four.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Zing Li Fast, dealing
2 damage!
Koopeep: Supplies, oh ye of little brains
Zing Li Fast: I'm going for a quick dip.
Koopeep: If you're going to be a soldier, you need to learn to live off the land
It's... shrinking!
Koopeep: Everything is valuable
Koopeep: Even if it's... shrinky nuts
Zing Li Fast gets out of the lake
Zing Li Fast: Just in time...(S)
Brownie: Oh yeah, I forgot, Mario world has an arbitrary barter economy.
Bakudan pockets the Goomnut.
Koopeep: Let's grab these nuts and get inside before we get blown away
Shin: ... ...(S)ing incredible.
Bakudan has updated her backpack!
Koopeep grabs a nut and pockets it
Zing Li Fast enters old_guy's house
Steev: Do we have a backpack yet or no
Steev: I don't see mine or yours or anyone's...
oh there it is
beeoi h.: [MUSIC]Sadness (Playing)
...Sadness
beeoi h.: This doesn't sound like [MUSIC]Sadness
..."Feyesh": it is though
beeoi h.: This sounds more like [MUSIC]Badness
Shin: I think I better head side. I don't want to get knocked out again...
Koopeep heads to the door
Zing Li Fast: Welcome to old_guy's house!
Acre: Two hours of [MUSIC]Badness
..."Feyesh": Badness/Sadness Area
Koopeep: Bring your leader before me!
Bakudan: I'm Bakudan! Which one of you is Goombraum?
Goomba: Huh? We're just taking refuge in Goombraum's house.
Goombraum should be upstairs, though...
Koopeep: Old man you will learn to fear Lord Bowser!
Bakudan hops up the stairs!
Brownie hops up the stairs!
Zing Li Fast floats up the stairs
Koopeep trips up the stairs.
"WUZZAT? YOU SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY HOUSE?!"
Zing Li Fast: Welcome to old_guy's second floor!
ATTN: old_guy
Hello.
Koopeep: Goombrawny, we meet at last!
Elder Goombraum: What's this ruckus about Bowser?
Koopeep: First, let me ask you, have you accepted Lord Bowser as your personal king and savior?
Zing Li Fast: hylianknight3 doesn't know, has he?
You get headbonked recently, son?
Brownie: Ok, maybe I should do the talking here.
Bakudan: We're trying to find Mario!
Koopeep: We must stop his evil
And one of your villagers told us you know where to find him
Brownie: We'd uh, like you to give us whatever information you have.
Koopeep: Spill your organs!
Zing Li Fast: We gotta find the fake Bot's Domain! And YOU've gotta help us!
Elder Goombraum: I'll talk, but I have a feeling this Koopa over here oughta be escorted.
Bakudan: Koopeep's a little crazy, but she's not too bad otherwise.
Koopeep: We have a symbiotic relastionsihp
CRAZY
Koopeep: More like crazy loyal
Koopeep folds her arms and huffs
Elder Goombraum: Just keep this Bowser-sniffer quiet.
Koopeep will remember that
Elder Goombraum: I hear you guys talkin' about Bowser, but I also hear you talkin' about Mario. That correct?
Koopeep: He assaulted our good friend, Mr. Shin, in his latest string of crime
Bakudan: As well as Brownie.
Elder Goombraum: Ah... Heard it in a dream of mine. A distant friend of mine who I hadn't seen in quite awhile...
Koopeep: That's pretty cryptic.
Bakudan: Who's this friend?
Elder Goombraum: I thought he'd never have the gumption to talk to me.
Elder Goombraum: Eh, you wouldn't know him.
Bakudan: I bet it's Merlin. It's always Merlin.
Koopeep: "Why do old people always talk in circles like this?"
Zing Li Fast: Because they have so much to talk about and get confused and babbling and nagging bits get everywhere.
Elder Goombraum: But I didn't really believe it was real until Mario was actually looking for the Minced Mind badge.
Zing Li Fast: What is the ...Minced Mind badge
Bakudan: What's that badge?
Elder Goombraum: Well. His new friend was doing the talking.
Wasn't green Mario either.
Koopeep: Mr. Shin, have you ever heard of such a thing?
Zing Li Fast: What did you think of his new friend, old_guy?
Elder Goombraum: The Minced Mind, while having a cutesy name, is a pretty dark and gritty badge. They don't even put this sorta thing in strategy guides!
Zing Li Fast: Sounds deep. win.
Elder Goombraum: When you put it on, it forfeits your control to the one with the Mincer Mastermind badge.
Bakudan: Do you think Mario has the Mincer Mastermind badge already?
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Koopeep: So he's planning to brainwash someone?
Elder Goombraum: No idea.
Of course, in all of my... sage wisdom, I don't really know where such a thing would be.
An elaborate tapestry hangs on the wall.
Brownie: I don't know jack about badges, but aren't badges supposed to be, well, beneficial?
Koopeep: What is that behind you?
Koopeep: Brainwashing is beneficial
Zing Li Fast: And Double Pain, or whatever it was called.
Koopeep: It could make you act smarter than you normally do.
Zing Li Fast: The ...Minced Mind badge is probably meant to be force-equipped.
Elder Goombraum: Not all. There's a lot of obscure badges with negative effects.
Brownie: But Elder, you said Mario was looking for it. So Mario wanted to find this badge.
Elder Goombraum eyes the two eying his tapestry.
Elder Goombraum: Oh, that's a keepsake right there.
Zing Li Fast: What is this?
Koopeep eyeballs Elder Goombraums eyeballs eyeballing her eyeballs
Elder Goombraum: It's made from a patch I got from a friend.
Bakudan: Aw, that was nice of him.
Elder Goombraum: It's nothin' special really, other than it looking nice.
Koopeep: What's it supposed to be?
Elder Goombraum: It's a meadow!
Looking into the patch, it's almost as if you were really there...
Bakudan: Did Mario jump in it?
Elder Goombraum: ... But anyway.
Koopeep: Is this thing magic?
Zing Li Fast: Did ...Captain Kapin or whatever try to steal it?
Koopeep: I swear every picture in this planet is magical
Elder Goombraum: Were you folks intending on at least teaching Mario a lesson?
Bakudan: I don't tolerate people who hurt my friends.
Koopeep: We're teaching him a lesson
Koopeep: and the school is the school of hard knocks!
And I'm the teacher!
Zing Li Fast: old_guy, you think he was really Mario? Maybe an impostor?
Elder Goombraum chuckles.
Koopeep: And the class is DIE MARIO
Zing Li Fast: OBEY KOOPEEP DESTROY BOT'S DOMAIN
Elder Goombraum: Mario and his new pal may be on a quest similar to you fellows, searching out the lost Minced Mind badges.
Koopeep: Wasn't that bullet bill loon up on the hill a badge collector?
You don't think...?
Sorry, that wasn't meant to be a question.
Elder Goombraum: ... Don't recall that. But I was about to make a deal.
Koopeep: I know you don't.
Brownie: Maybe he's trying to get rid of those weird badges himself.
Zing Li Fast: Maybe he wants to give them as a birthday present.
Elder Goombraum: We seem to be at an impasse. I have something that will help you defeat Mario, and you folks seem to be a group of able-bodied fellows.
Zing Li Fast: impasse fetish
Elder Goombraum: However, we're currently being besieged by this... Lord Fast 2: Electric Boogaloo guy.
Zing Li Fast: ...Lord Fast 2: Electric Boogaloo guy. Now with more boo and less galoo.
Elder Goombraum: You guys help out my village, and I can give you... a boon.
A mighty boon.
Brownie: I like the sound of that.
Steev: I'm getting flashbacks to Whiplash for PS2
Zing Li Fast: You will give us... one boon.
I wonder what good things will come of ...one mighty boon.
Koopeep: I think we are in agreement. You grant us this boon and then we help you.
Elder Goombraum: Maybe if you teach Lord Fast II a lesson in humility, I can give you folks special things that teach other people lessons in humility.
... Ohoho, you got it backwards, my friend.
Bakudan: I think it's a deal!
Koopeep: No, this is called bargain--
Zing Li Fast: bacjnornwards
Koopeep: damn it, Bakudan
Brownie: That ain't how this works, Koopeep, we gotta prove ourselves first.
Koopeep: How are you gonna do that? Getting yourself OHKO'd again?
Elder Goombraum: Ah, ya got honor, son. I like that.
Bakudan: The sprout on my head tells me this is a good idea. So it's a good idea!
You give us an advance on the boon
10% of the boon up front, then the rest of the boon when the job is done
Zing Li Fast: I wonder if the boon can be split.
Elder Goombraum: If I give you 10% of the boon up front, I'm afraid the boon would be ruined.
Koopeep: Then you give us a lesser boon.
Elder Goombraum: Then you'd have to stitch it back up to actually use it. Hope you like going even farther.
Koopeep: If we like the first boon, we'll be more inclined to work for the second boon
Elder Goombraum: Farther away just to patch up the boon.
Zing Li Fast: zingboo thinks zingboo thinks we should do as he says.
Elder Goombraum chuckles.
Koopeep: There's no reasoning with someone with a skull that thic
k
Elder Goombraum: Anyway. I'm afraid I've packed up my bargaining card table.
Zing Li Fast: He's an old_guy. Let's make him happy.
.
Koopeep: I hate sidequests. Fiiine. But I'm not happy about this.
Elder Goombraum: Now if you'll excuse me, I must be pacing back and forth now.
Bakudan jumps down to the second floor!
Koopeep: When this is over, I need to teach the rest of you how to barter
Koopeep trips on her robe and falls down the stairs
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Koopeep: No one help... that didnt hurt at all
Brownie: I have a feeling we'll need this boon, which makes it a main quest. Now let's get out of here before you guys give me a headache.
Brownie heads on ahead of Bakudan.
Zing Li Fast: Hey sons, have no fear.
Bakudan: I want to go gardening!
Koopeep: Alright then, this is no hassle. We'll whoop Fast's butt, so on to the castle!
Zing Li Fast: Wait. I changed my mind about something.
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Zing Li Fast, dealing
2 damage!
Zing Li Fast crashes into the tree
Zing Li Fast: Tree, give me... one Goomnut.
Brownie: Oh yeah, you need yourself a nut.
Brownie: Anyway, let's just show Lord Fast who's truly fast.
Zing Li Fast picks... one Goomnut. The tree gave him one Goomnut.
Zing Li Fast has a Goomnut.
Zing Li Fast: Vurry well.
Brownie: Given that I'm not entirely sure how to get there, I've got a plan that can't possibly go wrong.
Brownie: Time to run as fast as I can until I hit something that stops me.
Brownie runs off to the castle.
Koopeep: I was going to say let's stock up at the store
Brownie: You guys are SLOOOOOOOOOOW
Bakudan: Well, we'll come back right?
Brownie: I ain't got time for no store. I'll wait here for you guys.
Shin: Maybe getting things might be wise. Stocking up.
Zing Li Fast: Yay, excessive shopping!
Brownie: That sounds suspiciously like a gamemaster tip, Shin.
Koopeep: You can die of unpreparedness, but I plan on living
Bakudan: Do you have spending money, Shin?
Brownie: Good thing I don't heed the words of gamemasters.
Zing Li Fast: Believe the gamemaster, gamers.
Shin: I'll be fine, Bakudan!
Bakudan: Okay! If you say so.
Hey! A paragoomba!
How'd you earn your wings?
Zing Li Fast: ...This Fright Jar looks so "dopey".
beeoi h.: I wasn't missing jack, these items are "basic as fuck"
..."Feyesh": It is one of the first townz, so thud.
Steev: So something came up and I gotta leave at 1:30 so heads up on that
Keiki (GM): Is that thirty minutes from now?
Koopeep: Fright jar! Lord Bowser is with me even now!
Para-Goomba: I earned wings for being special.
Bakudan: How can I be special?
Koopeep: I'll buy one of your most terrifying fright jars
Zing Li Fast: Did you draw the price tags? They look pretty rad.
Koopeep buys the Fright Jar for 6 Coins and holds it lovingly in her arms
Koopeep: I know you'll keep me safe, Lord Bowser...
Shin buys a POW Block and a Honey Syrup with the power of god voice.
Zing Li Fast: The Jar will ..."protect" you.
Zing Li Fast doesn't buy anything
Ake: Would you like me to keep track of purchases?
Keiki (GM): Sure, that'd help real quick!
Keiki (GM): Anything else?
Keiki (GM): Is it go time back to the Edgebrook Highlands?
The group treks back to the Edgebrook Highlands.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
Bakudan: Hello piranha plants!
I am back!
Koopeep: Hey, beast. Don't your kind eat those fruits on those bushes there?
Bakudan: And I am more planty than ever!
Zing Li Fast: ATTN: Piranhas
Brownie looks at the garden path.
Zing Li Fast wonders who cultivates Piranhas
Brownie: I remember this. What are they even growing here?
Bakudan: Aw. Well see you later my planty friends!
Zing Li Fast: Are there female Piranhas? This is important.
Koopeep hits the red ? block
Bakudan caaarefully treads through the garden.
Keiki (GM): Ake claimed that last time.
Brownie treads over to the upper path.
Zing Li Fast flies way over the piranhas
Koopeep: Stupid false advertising blocks
The second gate is locked, however.
beeoi h.: Yeah, I figured.
Bakudan tries to climb over it.
Brownie: I should be able to just jump over...
"You jerks! Trampling all over my garden!"
Zing Li Fast flies over the gate
Koopeep: We're under attack!
Zing Li Fast: Who's hot old nagging?
Bakudan: I tried really hard not to!
But you left no other choice.
A fluttering wiggler butterfly flies over.
Pogonia: I KNEW I'd catch you in the act. KNEW it!
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Koopeep: If you're trying to stand in our way this will not go well.
For anyone, probably.
Brownie: Hey little fella, did anyone tell you it's probably not a good idea to grow a garden in the middle of the road?
Bakudan: Are those giant piranhas your friends?
Koopeep: Bakudan, this is your chance to be special like that Para-Goomba. Go get that wiggler's wings
Bakudan: ...That's a great idea!
Brownie: I don't think that's how it works.
Zing Li Fast: wing fetish
Brownie: You gotta eat something really weird instead.
Koopeep: Like a blue shelled koopa?
...not that we have any here
Brownie: Little fella, can you let us through the gate? the sooner we make it through this garden, the sooner we'll be out of your hair.
Bakudan: Let's be friends. c:
Pogonia: I should be able to grow my garden where the most fertile soil is! And as it so happens, this is right where it is!
Brownie: ...No, no, I'm afraid that's not how it works.
Zing Li Fast: Is it fertile? brilliant? win? moisty?
Pogonia: Besides, good old Mario was just able to jump over the pit! Maybe you could grow wings. Maybe you could fly!
Brownie: You don't just get to claim soil because it's fertile. Otherwise I'd be growing gardens in the Scottish Highlands.
Bakudan: Can I have your wings?
Koopeep: I don't see what the issue is about you unlocking the gate and letting us through
Zing Li Fast: ...Scottish Highlands
Brownie: Or O'Chunks Highlands or whatever the Mario equivilant is.
Pogonia: Even Lord Fast is a sweetie and agreed to not trample on his garden. I haven't had a single bullet bill land in this garden.
You know what that makes you?
WORSE
THAN
LORD
FAST
... II
Koopeep: I can live with that.
Zing Li Fast: That's only because you're a "grrl".
He would trample them otherwise.
Koopeep blasts one of the growing plants with a polygon blast
Pogonia: I'mma teach y'all a lesson!
Koopeep: Let us go, or I'll et even worse than this
[MUSIC] Pogonia's Mad Now!
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative. Or run, I suppose!
Acre: my two hours of gloam valley though
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Koopeep: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: Run, Brownest, run!
Brownie: Dang, guess I'm fighting.
: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Shin: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Wait, that ain't right.
Koopeep: Aim for the wings!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Oh hell, I'll just do it two more times.
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia takes initiative!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia takes initiative!
Koopeep: what is happening
Why are you picking a fight with her.
Koopeep: She challenged us!
Brownie: This is just kind of the natural order of things.
Zing Li Fast: Should have tried more dialogue.
Acre: Two hours of mini boss battle, gamers
..."Feyesh": "dopey" music
Pogonia picks out a seed bag and throws out strange spores everywhere around her!
Steev: I've gotta leave in 10 minutes, I can't spend that time talking
Bakudan tries to use her sprout to detect what the spores do.
..."Feyesh": We should be able to deal some amount of damage and then stop the fight for dialogue or something.
Keiki (GM): It's now Zing Li Fast/Brownie's turn!
Zing Li Fast: Calm down son
: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Koopeep: Death to all who oppose Lord Bowser!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Pogonia, dealing
3 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Calm down and enjoy the crash...(S)
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Pogonia: Ooh, why I oughta.
Zing Li Fast: Don't get mad, get gllad.
Keiki (GM): ... Don't get mad, get gllad.
Keiki (GM): Get gllad, gamers.
Ake: Did Brownie get his turn?
Ake: Oh! Sorry, didn't notice.
Keiki (GM): Unless he wants to take two moves instead of one of his standards.
D&D, gamers
beeoi h.: Oh, I can do that.
Ok.
Alright turn ovur
Bakudan: Give me your wings!
Bakudan attempts to jump on Pogonia!
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Koopeep: Give Bakudan her space, Yoshi!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Bakudan jumps on Pogonia, dealing
7 damage.
Koopeep: You don't need to get exploded by that nutbar
I don't know what it is about this thing, but i kind of want to eat it.
Zing Li Fast: VORE, gamers.
Steev: I guess spend my part of this battle attacking the spores when they're available, healing anyone who needs it besides Brownie, and then guarding
some combo of the three
Acre knows about timed hits!
Koopeep shoots a spore from afar!
..."Feyesh" knows about Koopeep's battling!
Shin: Hm... Well, it seems this gal's got a bar, so I might as well...
: rolling 6d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Pogonia!
Shin flips through pages to no avail.
Shin: Ugh! There had to be something in here...
..."Feyesh": That is bad.
The spores fall down and become Nipper Plants!
..."Feyesh": Nipper: get crab
Bakudan: Oh my gosh! So that's where she came from!
I want to take one home with me after this.
Pogonia: You folks sure are rude!
Brownie: Hey little guys.
I'm gonna eat your mom.
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Pogonia releases a spore row of 4!
Bakudan: We should name them!
Nipper Plant: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Nipper Plant: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on --!
Zing Li Fast: flop. flop.
Brownie: This one's "Can't hit for beans."
Keiki (GM): Hold on a second.
This ain't right still.
Bakudan: I name this one Brownie. After you!
Brownie: Have a good fight, Brownie 2.
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on --!
Zing Li Fast: YOU WILL KNOW THEIR NAMES
Bakudan: I'll name thiiis one... Hardrick! After some punk I saw in a book.
It's a hit, so... Impromptu macro writing time!
Keiki (GM) nips at --, dealing
2 damage!
Keiki (GM): ... Pretend that was a Nipper nipping Bakudan.
..."Feyesh": cake stop peskering --
Bakudan: Ow! That's not very nice!
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
beeoi h.: She doesn't get to dodge/defend?
Keiki (GM): Because she only has 1 in speed/defense, a one success or more will get through and hit.
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Nipper Plant nips at Bakudan, dealing
2 damage!
beeoi h.: They really hate Bakudan.
Bakudan: Hey! I'm your friend. See? I'm a plant.
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on --!
Keiki (GM): Sorry about the wait there!
beeoi h.: I'm guessing I can't move and gulp in one turn.
beeoi h.: Oh man, finally
Here we go
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Pogonia into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 4 turns.
How do I use a MT attack again?
Keiki (GM): ... MT attack?
..."Feyesh": multi target
Keiki (GM): You do an action command! And then you do the dizzy attack thing!
..."Feyesh": rolling 5d6>4
= 5 Successes
..."Feyesh" knows about timed hits!
He REALLY knows about timed hits.
Keiki (GM): SV knows the fuck out of timed hits.
Zing Li Fast runs circles around
5 enemies, making them dizzy for
2 turns.
Zing Li Fast: Spin, and grow dizzy!
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
beeoi h.: Wait what the fuck
..."Feyesh": dizzy spore, gamers.
beeoi h.: She's inside my mouth
Keiki (GM): Except Pogonia is currently in his mouth!
..."Feyesh": That's too lewd.
Keiki (GM): Are you sure you want to go through with that?
..."Feyesh": Attack the cute spores instead?
Bakudan plants herself in the soil again and camoflouges with the nipper plants.
..."Feyesh": I love that "gulping Pogonia into his mouth incredibly suggestively"
Shin: Let's go for easier targets here...
..."Feyesh": wah no u u u u
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 6 Successes
Shin: Those things are Nipper Plants. They kinda pinch.
Zing Li Fast: Princess Pinch
Shin: Attack is 2, HP is 2, but otherwise nothing is really special about them.
Shin: They grow from those spores... There's an entry right next to them, I'll put them both in your journal.
Koopeep elects to heal Bakudan!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for
2 HP!
Pogonia: You let me out right now...!
Brownie: Call off your goons and I'll consider it.
Nipper spores turn into Nipper Plants!
Brownie: Also, you probably don't want me to talk much considering everytime I move my tongue, your organs get smashed up.
Zing Li Fast: That's too crude.
Brownie: Wait, actually...
beeoi h.: Whats the rules on intentionally letting others take their turn before you again?
Pogonia: If you're in the same party, you can.
And well...
... Oops.
beeoi h.: Alright, you guys should let Shin go first after me.
Keiki (GM): Also. You can just choose to wait to do a specific action.
beeoi h.: Do I need to roll anything else before spitting her out?
Keiki (GM): Yeah, an action command.
: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Nipper Plant nips at Brownie, dealing
2 damage!
beeoi h.: Wait, why are they attacking me in the middle of my attack.
I'll just do three more attacks!
Keiki (GM): Because it ain't your turn yet.
Alright, yeah, go.
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge --'s attack!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge --'s attack!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge --'s attack!
Keiki (GM): You successfully dodge one of them!
Nipper Plant nips at Brownie, dealing
2 damage!
Nipper Plant nips at Brownie, dealing
2 damage!
Brownie spits out the object in its mouth at --, dealing
5 damage to both, piercing defense.
Brownie: Yo Shin, use your smarts on this thing again.
Gotta get that tattle completion.
Shin: Yo... you sure you don't need medical attention instead? But your wish is my command here!
Brownie: I'm alright. I literally never die.
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Pogonia!
Shin: Ah! Found the page!
That's Pogonia... she's pretty tough. You could say she can sting like a bee.
beeoi h.: So these little guys have more than 5 HP? Jeez.
beeoi h.: One of them should be dead then.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on --!
"dealing 5 damage to both, piercing defense."
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into --, dealing
3 damage!
Keiki (GM): Oh. Didn't see you took your turn.
..."Feyesh": He's dizzy, so he takes it.
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
Ake: Is Pogonia attackable now?
Unless she turned into spit.
Or is dead.
..."Feyesh": That's too lewd.
Shin: Anyway! This lady has a high 30 HP, an Attack of 4, FP of 15 thanks to an FP Plus badge.
Speaking of badges, she's wearing a Night-Night badge. She can opt to make you sleep as an attack!
Zing Li Fast: sleep. sleep.
Ake: A thief character would be fun here.
Oh wait.
Shin: Also, she can summon her Nipper Plants in various patterns.
Shin: Indeed, a thief would be pretty useful. Oh well!
Acre: what about pirates?
Ake: That could also work!
..."Feyesh": piratetena, gamers.
Shin: This chump should be in your journal now!
Bakudan pops out of the soil with a
poof!
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Bakudan recovered 1 FP underground.
beeoi h.: Man Shin is kicking...Shrody's ASS in tattles
Bakudan jumps on Pogonia, dealing
7 damage.
Acre: You guys missed three tattle entries. We only missed one.
..."Feyesh": IBbest group
Pogonia: I'm sick and tired of you!
Acre: Group 2 has the better tattle log.
beeoi h.: We'll totally go back and get them
..."Feyesh": We'll just go to Lord Fast's trashcan.
beeoi h.: Serious backtracking in a tabletop game
Pogonia is about to make Bakudan sleep with the fishes! Fishes being piranhas. Plants.
Pogonia: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Pogonia utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Acre: who has the weed status effect
..."Feyesh": ...sleep with the fishes!
yishi
Pogonia swoops down and kicks Bakudan, dealing
4 damage!
beeoi h.: ...why do I have the weed status effect
Acre: weed jokes in tyool 2015
..."Feyesh": BECAUSE CAKE WANTS browniemaster246 TO SMOKE WEED MORE,
he will!
Pogonia ...browniemaster246
beeoi h.: ...browniemaster246 oh god
Nippers.
: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Make another one!
Keiki (GM): For the other Nipper.
..."Feyesh": rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
..."Feyesh" tries to guard against Zing Li Fast's attack!
Nipper Plant nips at Zing Li Fast, dealing
1 damage!
beeoi h.: So um, why do I have 2 HP?
...
beeoi h.: I got hit for 4, I'm trying to figure out where the other 2 went.
Keiki (GM): You got hit by 3 Nippers.
beeoi h.: Didn't I dodge one?
Keiki (GM): Yes. There were four!
beeoi h.: I remember dodging 3 times, and succeeding once.
Keiki (GM): You dodged four times.
beeoi h.: Oh. Well I never made a dodge roll for that one, but whatever, I'll take it.
I'll assume you're right.
ANYWAY
Keiki (GM): Er. I think one was 0.
Paging SV!
You can go ahead and move, Beepo.
Acre: that was my excellent SV impersonation.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on --!
Brownie eats his Mushroom.
..."Feyesh": suepar vacuumqw, gamers.
Keiki (GM): Man, I just remembered I didn't dodge a Bakudan attack. Oh well.
Oh yes! And it's a hit, SV.
..."Feyesh" zooms forward and crashes into --, dealing
3 damage!
Acre: almost an hour of yoshi island mini boss, by the way
Keiki (GM): But Pogonia's mad.
..."Feyesh": Pogonia is mad. Pogonia got modded.
Bakudan is snoozing! Does she wake up?
Acre: How can you stay mad at one tiny thing for over an hour? Pogonia needs to relax and face the music.
Bakudan dreams of being a nipper plant.
Keiki (GM) squirts a
poisonous bowtie juice at Pogonia!
Keiki (GM): Oops. Pretend that was Shin.
Do these plants die or something
Keiki (GM): Yeah! You've been going at them.
beeoi h.: To be fair, they're balanced for five people and we effectively have 3 people right now.
Pogonia: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Shin: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Pogonia's attack!
Pogonia swoops down and kicks Shin, dealing
4 damage!
Nipper plants are no longer dizzy!
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 0 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
..."Feyesh": rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
..."Feyesh" tries to guard against --'s attack!
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge --'s attack!
Nipper Plant nips at Zing Li Fast, dealing
1 damage!
Nipper Plant nips at Zing Li Fast, dealing
1 damage!
..."Feyesh": Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
beeoi h.: Shouldn't Zing be getting faster every turn?
beeoi h.: ...Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
..."Feyesh": They just don't die.
beeoi h.: Or is that some special ability. I don't know how the heck Zing works.
Keiki (GM): Haha, that was a glitch, albeit a fitting one.
Nipper Plant: rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Nipper Plant utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Nipper Plant nips at Bakudan, dealing
2 damage!
: rolling 5d6>4
= 3 Successes
..."Feyesh" knows about timed hits!
Bakudan: Thanks for the pinch, I knew I was dreaming but I have no hands to pinch myself!
Zing Li Fast is out of FP!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 0 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
beeoi h.: Fucking really.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S) you.
Zing Li Fast flies over the fence again
Bakudan: You're a big fat meaniehead!
: rolling 7d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Keiki (GM): If it still doesn't register the right speed I swear to god
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Bakudan misses and faceplants in the soil.
Zing Li Fast: Too many ...(S)ing plants.
Brownie: Koopeep, stop being a white mage and hit something.
Zing Li Fast: I'm not staying in the ground and getting nibbled by them everywhere.
Shin hits the POW Block, hitting all of the Nipper Plants.
The Nipper Plants take 2 damage each!
Hardrick!
Brownie 2!
Come back!
Bakudan waters the garden with her tears.
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Bakudan, healing for
2 HP!
Bakudan: Your healing will never mend my broken heart.
Pogonia flies once more in a row.
Shin: Need some good stuff?
Brownie: I'm always up for good stuff.
Shin holds out a Honey Syrup!
Brownie eats the syrup, jar and all.
beeoi h.: Is that my whole turn?
Keiki (GM): Nope. Shin's.
Zing Li Fast just stays over there, away from the garden.
: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge --'s attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge --'s attack!
Zing Li Fast: Hit them, sons!
Brownie: Why...too...fast?
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
6
6
Koopeep fires at a spore, destroying it!
Zing Li Fast: Let them have it, kids!
The Nipper Plants sprout and grow!
Pogonia: Hm... I'm running low on seeds...
Pogonia attempts to make Brownie sleep!
Acre: The irony here is that Pogonia is rampaging through her own garden.
Pogonia: rolling 4d6>4
= 2 Successes
Pogonia utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Pogonia's attack!
Keiki (GM): I think I'll start flipping a coin to see if it makes you The_Sleep.
Keiki (GM): In this instance... lovely d2.
Brownie does not go to The_Sleep.
Pogonia swoops down and kicks Brownie, dealing
4 damage!
Brownie: I cannot be conquered by sleep.
Ow.
..."Feyesh": The_Sleep's not a fartmaker, his name is not Lardles.
Brownie: Well fuck, that hurts though.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at --.
Zing Li Fast: Look at this stupid ...(S) plant, glued to the ground.
A nipper plant is taunted!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
"dopey" emotion thing
Acre: why are you debuffing a thing you can KO in a hit
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Keiki (GM): I'm just gonna have this be a dodge because this speed is too high holy shit
Brownie: ...(S) you you ...(S)ing ...(S)
Brownie ground pounds on Pogonia for
3 !
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
..."Feyesh": ...(S) on a ...(S) that tryda run game on a ...(S)
beeoi h.: What the hell is that roll.
Bakudan: I think I cried out all my luck.
Pogonia: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Pogonia tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Bakudan jumps on Pogonia, dealing
7 damage.
Shin: Oh man, time to DMPC it up
: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Pogonia!
Shin slaps Pogonia, dealing
3 damage.
Bakudan: Man Shin, why didn't you slap her sooner?
Hello my little planties c:
Brownie: I'm supposed to be the dodge tank around here, jeez.
Bakudan takes out the Goomnut, takes off the cap, and hollows the nut into a pot.
beeoi h.: Can I turn the spores into eggs without consuming FP?
Bakudan scoops out a nipper plant and puts it in the goomnut.
I got d/c'd
The party gains
137 Star Points and
31 coins!
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
The Night-Night badge is also gained!
Keiki (GM): You must split the 31 coins!
However, you guys all level up!
Bakudan: I think Koopeep should get the remainder coin!
Brownie: Who gets this here badge?
Bakudan: I think Shin should!
He was very generous with his items today.
Shin: Well... Judging by my Coolness Calculations... You can equip it! As well as me and Zing Li Fast.
Bakudan: Like hell I'm giving up my sprout!
Bakudan tries to take Pogonia's wings.
Brownie: Putting people to sleep sounds ok, but not really my thing. I don't see who'd make better use out of it than you, Shin.
Shin: Well, I'll take it then!
Shin accepts the badge humbly.
Brownie eats a Yoshi Berry because why not.
..."Feyesh": Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
beeoi h.: What does leveling up do in this system?
Bakudan successfully takes Pogonia's wings.
Bakudan equips her wings.
..."Feyesh": I keep disconnecting
Bakudan now has a pair of functionless wings.
Bakudan: I'm a pretty bob-omb!
..."Feyesh": ...mad power, gamers.
Keiki (GM): Didn't expect that fight to take so long!
I also expected a couple more in the fight, but oh well.
Keep going?
beeoi h.: Yes but what about level upz
Keiki (GM): You guys level-up. All of you!
Bakudan snuggles the potted nipper plant.
Bakudan: See! I look like mommy now.
Zing Li Fast: healing pls
Koopeep: I'm just the person!
beeoi h.: So do we get like a point to spent on our stats or what.
Zing Li Fast: "kooky" person pls
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Zing Li Fast, healing for
2 HP!
..."Feyesh": ...kooky von koopa
Bakudan: Let's go to the castle!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Brownie, healing for
2 HP!
Brownie: Hey, I thought you weren't gonna heal me.
Thanks anyways.
Bakudan bonks the locked gate.
Bakudan looks to her nipper plant for consultation.
Zing Li Fast: God blessed her heart with kindness.
Brownie: I guess I'll have to figure out what this mysterious level up mechanic is later.
Zing Li Fast flies over the gate again
Keiki (GM): Actually, Paper Mario level ups healed. So you know what?
That's a thing.
..."Feyesh": Well remembered.
Bakudan: Yay! I suddenly feel fantastic!
The party is invigorated with getting stronger! They can now place two points wherever they wish!
*Defense and Speed take 2 to level up! Wow!
Bakudan puts her two points into Power.
omgwtfyay*
Acre: I completely agree with mad power.
Brownie switches his Monado to SPEED
Brownie (by which he means two points in speed)
Zing Li Fast uses both of his points to... one speed point. He uses his points for one speed.
Keiki (GM): I think I'll take a quick fifteen minute break to allocate points and such.
beeoi h.: I really should be getting power but making fights last longer than they should is funny.
Bakudan spends quality bonding time with her plant.
..."Feyesh": Chaos_Is_Power
beeoi h.: It's a good thing dodge is slightly less easy to level up in Shadowrun.
..."Feyesh": ...Shadowrun
beeoi h.: Shadowrun = cyberpunk tabletop
I'm not even sure if you've ever done anything with cyberpunk
..."Feyesh": I haven't. :
beeoi h.: Like Deus Ex or Blade Runner, stuff like that
If you have no point of reference it can be kind of confusing.
..."Feyesh": I have no point of reference, to me cyberpunk is just something that tries to be deep.
win.
..."Feyesh": But I noticed flop20 has a dice that references to it.
.
beeoi h.: Yeah, the system is just what we're using now, only more complicated.
..."Feyesh": intervessing
beeoi h.: I was thinking of organizing a game with Vaati and some other random beach ticks, I'd leave it open to you but I wouldn't expect you to join.
beeoi h.: Thankfully I wouldn't be using that edition.
It sounds complicated.
beeoi h.: I'd try to make it as simple as possible, but it depends on the other players and what they want.
Ake: ...Knowledge (Yoga).
beeoi h.: I don't even have a date or even guaranteed players yet, so don't worry about it.
..."Feyesh": ...Knowledge (Yoga)
I hope it works out this time, regardless of my playing it.
beeoi h.: I'm pretty sure in standard 5th edition you can just have a knowledge in whatever the fuck you want.
..."Feyesh": Knowledge (deep. win.)
beeoi h.: You can probably have Knowledge (Anime) or something.
Acre: My Knowledge (Anime) is off the charts
Let's get uguu.
bakalava
..."Feyesh": bakalava Island, the place where Yoshis are "bakas".
Acre: you're so autistic senpai
Keiki (GM): I upgraded Heart and Power for Shin, by the way!
I wonder what Steve will upgrade.
Keiki (GM): Anyway, I'm ready if you guys are.
Except SV dced again I thin.
k.
I did d/c
But here The_Heap is.
Shin bends down to pick something up.
Shin: Good thing these Nipper Plants are really complacent, now.
A key!
Zing Li Fast: key son key
Shin: Well, I'm sure you're done waiting for all this padding.
Brownie: Dang, wan't to bblow up the gate.
wanted*
Now it is TRULY time to race up the hill.
Zing Li Fast: Wanted to blow, but it's archived.
Bakudan shows the nipper plant the giant piranha.
Bakudan: You'll be this big when you grow up!
And so, Brownie and Zing Li Fast race up the hill with newfound speed.
Bakudan: Just don't get hit by a POW block.
Acre: You guys need to get that one ? Block all the way to the left of the map.
Brownie: rolling d69
= 17
Zing Li Fast: rolling d69
= 26
GGGGGGGGGGG I WIN
beeoi h.: This race did not go well for old Brownie
Bakudan: rolling d69
= 59
Zoom!
Going uphill or to the other side of the map?
Bakudan dashes to the castle!
beeoi h.: Screw map completion.
Uphill.
Acre: but my ocd............
The group dashes up the hill and through a decrepit old castle.
[MUSIC] Bill Blaster! Go Faster!
Brownie: This castle is decrepit and old.
..."Feyesh": deeprepit. deep.
Bakudan: Is this where you grew up Zing Li?
The castle was empty and shut up, so they presumed the real castle was the taller one.
Zing Li Fast: I know this place, but didn't stay for long.
Zing Li Fast: It was taking long. It made me want to feed the birds and never return.
"That's far enough, you meddlers!
Zing Li Fast: Stop meddling with my avatar, foo!
"... Uh, it is I! Lord Fast!"
"And I shall destroy you... swiftly! And fastly!"
Is that so?, asked Hakuin
Bullet Bill cannons start firing Bullet Bills toward the group.
Brownie: I don't care, I'm here to rock and roll. Or some other fittingly energetic music reference.
Keiki (GM): Take initiative, sons.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): ... Where you stand, of course!
Bakudan: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Brownie takes initiative!
+1.
Brownie: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Man, what the hell.
I don't know why it does this.
Keiki (GM): It's kinda frustrating.
Roll one more d6, SV.
Bullet Bill Blaster: rolling 1d6>4
= 0 Successes
Bullet Bill Blaster takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast: rolling d666
= 345
Shin: rolling 2d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie runs "blazingly fast"
beeoi h.: Initiative tracker is so broken for me.
..."Feyesh": You're keeping track? Cool.
Acre: two hours of airship, gamers
..."Feyesh": Fun sequence, gamers.
Keiki (GM): What ya gonna do, SV?
..."Feyesh": Ask what happened to my turn order.
I only see Bakudan and a cannon.
Keiki (GM): You're first with Beepo.
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): How about now?
..."Feyesh": Brownie showed up
Keiki (GM): rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): rolling 2d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
I'll just move to this place or position.
Shin whips out his book in a hurry.
Shin: rolling 6d6>4
= 3 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Bullet Bill Blaster!
Shin: Ooh, that's a Bullet Bill Blaster! It has an HP of 2, but a Defense of 2 as well! If only I still had that POW Block...
They don't actually attack, but they do shoot out those Bullet Bills... and those hurt. Watch out!
Brownie: No worries, Shin
Gulp piercing defense is OP
Shin: They're also immune to fire!
Keep that in mind!
Shin: Explosions might be fine, though...
Brownie: Now I just have to dodge these bullet bills.
Bakudan concludes her turn.
The middle blaster shoots out a Bullet Bill!
Bullet Bills fly at Brownie!
Bullet Bill: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bullet Bill utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Bullet Bill: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bullet Bill utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Zing Li Fast: Go Brownie! Smalltopicman: [link]x4
beeoi h.: Please tell me I'm not gonna have to roll an extra d6 for each of these.
Keiki (GM): Actually, only dodge the top one. The bottom one whizzes by.
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Bullet Bill's attack!
Brownie: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM): Roll an extra d6. Fuckin' Roll20.
beeoi h.: Damned attacks beating out defenses.
Zing Li Fast: Defense! Defense!
The Bullet Bill hits Brownie and is destroyed!
You all saw it.
Zing Li Fast flies over to this place or position
beeoi h.: Am I to assume these go by normal bullet bill rules and can't fly backwards?
Or are they super bullet bills like Zing.
Keiki (GM): They may have some direction.
I'd be careful.
Moved SLIGHTLY away from the blaster.
100% careful.
Acre: but now you'll fall of the bridge
Keiki (GM): That's all for Shin!
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
The bullet bill is taken out!
beeoi h.: It does kind of look like it's sloped so that we're falling off.
Acre: bullets don't need bridges
The top blaster shoots a bullet bill forward, while the bottom shoots one slightly differently...
beeoi h.: I like how Koopeep is just standing there.
..."Feyesh": ...slightly differently...
Bullet Bill: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Bullet Bill utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Bullet Bill charges into Bakudan, defeating itself, and dealing
4 damage.
beeoi h.: So earlier, I ate a Yoshi Berry.
Do I have an egg? That wasn't said.
YOLO
Brownie lashes out with his tongue, gulping Bullet Bill Blaster into his mouth incredibly suggestively. It can be held for 4 turns.
Brownie: This tastes god awful.
Keiki (GM): Fore, gamers.
... Vore, gamers.
..."Feyesh": ...Fore, gamers.
Zing Li Fast flies to behind Shin
..."Feyesh": ...FOOOOOOOOORE
beeoi h.: I hope Zing gets to the blasters so we can answer the age-old deep question
What happens when a bullet bill hits a bullet bill blaster
Bakudan: That's too lewd.
Brownie: This thing is completely metallic.
If anything, it's not lewd enough.
Zing Li Fast: Hello... boy.
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
... Oops.
Zing Li Fast: ...Thanks Bakudan!
Acre: haha not enough power
Bakudan: What if this sprout /is/ the Minced Mind badge?!
The Bullet Bill is thoroughly stomped on.
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Brownie: That's too complicated plotting.
The middle bullet bill blaster shoots from behind!
Bullet Bill: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Bullet Bill utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Brownie: rolling 3d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Bullet Bill's attack!
Bullet Bill charges into Brownie, defeating itself, and dealing
4 damage.
Brownie: rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
FUCK YOU
GG I win.
Bullet Bill zooms past Brownie!
Brownie: I swear to god if this doesn't work.
: rolling 4d6>4
= 3 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
Brownie spits out the object in its mouth at Bullet Bill Blaster, dealing
6 damage to both, piercing defense.
Zing Li Fast: Hit 'em, bby
Keiki (GM): I thought you would have used it to shoot Bullet Bills. Was a hilarious thought. Saysies doosies no I want to do thisies nowsies.
Two Bill Blasters are defeated!
beeoi h.: This is the standard yoshi strat.
..."Feyesh": ...Saysies doosies no Keiki (GM) wants to do thisies nowsies.
beeoi h.: Yoshi Kid was the best at beating blasters in PMTTYD.
Zing Li Fast flies to this place or position
Keiki (GM): rolling 1d6>4
= 1 Successes
Keiki (GM) takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Just putting it back on the board.
beeoi h.: Well that's what the egg's for.
Not gonna waste FP on b00let bills.
..."Feyesh": ...b00let bills
: rolling 4d6>4
= 4 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
Shin slaps Bullet Bill, dealing
4 damage.
Shin: ... Oh, I actually did!
Bakudan: Jeez, why don't you just punch everything to death for us?
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
beeoi h.: Blow up the damn blaster, Ake.
I like how it would have been actually impossible for me to dodge those bullets had I not gotten an extra point in speedd.
Acre: grind for those star points!
The Bullet Bill. Stomped tragically.
Keiki (GM): Brownie's turn!
Brownie /enjoys a refreshing Goomnut.
Zing Li Fast: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Bullet Bill, dealing
3 damage!
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
Shin: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill Blaster!
Bakudan: Punch that blaster to death!
..."Feyesh": Inner Chaos_Is_Power
Bullet Bill Blaster: rolling 3d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bullet Bill Blaster tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Bullet Bill Blaster: haha. flop.
beeoi h.: ...Bullet Bill Blaster is typing...
Zing Li Fast: ...Bullet Bill Blaster is typing...
Acre: shoot bullets at the keyboard
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill Blaster!
Bullet Bill Blaster: rolling 3d6>4
= 1 Successes
Bullet Bill Blaster tries to guard against Bakudan's attack!
Bakudan jumps on Bullet Bill Blaster, dealing
5 damage.
beeoi h.: Oh wait, forgot base damage.
Why is power so good.
..."Feyesh": Bang your head against the keyboard, gamers.
Bullet Bill Blaster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bullet Bill Blaster is defeated.
.
The party gains
24 Star Points and
10 coins!
Zing Li Fast: Fast Vow Number #666: If you VORE a cannon... spit it at a vorecannon.
Acre: That fight was just a little less complicated than Pogonia and the reward is barely a fifth.
beeoi h.: I'd have gotten more coins than that from a bullet blaster in freaking SMB1.
Brownie: This reward is lacking.
Anyway, let's go beat up Lord Flop.
Acre: two hours of...whatever this galaxy was called
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)ing awesome battlerock music
"Oh, uh... you seemed to have destroyed those cannons! Well then."
Zing Li Fast: Lord flop. flop.
beeoi h.: Battlerock Theater
Brownie: Run son, we're comin after you too.
Bakudan: Let's be friends, Lord Fast! Then I won't explode on you later.
"Uhh... I'll get you soon enough!"
Keiki (GM): I'll let you guys get a sneak peak.
Zing Li Fast: baby you're all Uhh won't get
..."Feyesh": Looks pretty good.
Keiki (GM): This is pretty much the end of the session!
Ake: Nice details, I like it.
.
Acre: Oh wow, five hour session.
..."Feyesh": Very pretty walls.
..."Feyesh": 4, but still long
The party looks at the massive tower of stone, ready to scale it.
