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Ake: Ooh. I like this map, nice detail on the grass.
beeoi h.: Yeah nice static default green color
Acre: I am the (S). The original (S). OG(S).
Ake: Oh God, the giant vines on the right side.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
The six venture out in search of Mario in the Edgebrook Highlands!
The air is fresh and the grass is green, and the atmosphere is hella Mario.
Acre: .... hella Mario
Shin: This is the Edgebrook Highlands! As the name implies, we're out east of Toadbrook.
Bakudan: What's usually here when people aren't chasing Mario? Where's it go?
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Zing Li Fast.
..."Feyesh": Works. I hear awesome music.
But I only see green.
beeoi h.: ...Vidguysteve is the only one unaccounted for.
Keiki (GM): And Breadbug. Oh well!
beeoi h.: He said "GG I LOSE"
He said "GG I LOSE"Remove me from the campaign, I've finally decided to drop from it despite how much I've been enjoying it and looking forward to things and seeing events happen within it in person
I'll let someone else enjoy it in my stead
That, yeah.
Look up.
Keiki (GM): ... Haha, I know bro.
beeoi h.: Roll20's text thing is pretty messed up.
Keiki (GM): I told him to show up again but he hasn't replied.
Acre: gg anyway
Keiki (GM): Anyway.
beeoi h.: That and my mouse.
ANYWAY
...And SV flops again.
Bakudan: Can I have a ride, Brownie? c:
Brownie: I don't even know where we're going.
Shin: Well, it goes to the east some. I hear some guy's castle is out here.
Shin surveys the area.
Bakudan: Sounds important! Who's the some guy?
Brownie: Some guy's castle, eh? Now that's vague enough to entail something special.
Bakudan bounces on her toes impatiently.
Shin: Some fancy guy with a lord title.
Bakudan: I think the longer we wait the farther Mario will get! We should go!
Shin: There's also a Goomba town somewhere in the forest, if I recall correctly.
Alrighty!
Bakudan: How easily can we get lost?
Zing Li Fast is fast.
Shin: You can get lost if you're a special kind of person!
Brownie: There's a giant dirt road.
Alright, let's gooooo
Remiel and Koopeep follow along being weird.
Keiki (GM): Go forward to the dirt circle?
beeoi h.: I was waiting for SV to get here, but yeah
Acre: that's a potato
Brownie speeds straight into the dirt potato.
Bakudan follows along with the group, looking around as she does so.
Three ? Blocks float against a cliff-face inconspicuously.
Bakudan: Hey! Let's go check those blocks out.
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Bakudan.
Bakudan jumps under a block.
Shin: Oh cool, blocks!
Brownie jumps under the rightmost block.
Shin hits a block.
..."Feyesh": Yay Gloam Valley
Very pretty map. Wasn't working for me before.
12, 3, and 2 coin(s) were found in the blocks!
Bakudan: Oh yay!
Keiki (GM): Respectively!
Rustling is heard from above.
Bakudan: Why don't we split all of this between us?
Oh, what's the noise?
Bakudan listens in.
..."Feyesh": I want some of whatever is dat.
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative, suckas!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
5
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Bakudan jumps on Bakudan, dealing 7 damage.
Zing Li Fast: #Initiative
Bakudan: There is no initiative!
beeoi h.: What's the initiative macro if there is one.
Bakudan: Help! :C
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 2d6>4
(
3
+
6
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Keiki (GM): Well, that was a silly mistake.
It's there now!
Zing Li Fast: #Initiavie
...Initiavie
:
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
3
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
..."Feyesh": This is my true roll.
And typical low HEFF roll, haha.
beeoi h.: Jeez, maybe I shouldn't have invested in speed.
Remiel:
rolling 2d6>4
(
5
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Remiel takes initiative!
beeoi h.: 3 dice on a success roll of 4 or greater for 4 points on character creation isn't too good.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): I should improve my Initiative macro! Anyway.
Acre: So you roll a 6d for every speed point you have?
Bakudan: Oh hey! It's a goomba!
Koopeep:
rolling 1d6>4
(
4
)
=
1 Successes
Koopeep takes initiative!
Bakudan: Hello goomba! What are you doing out here today?
Zing Li Fast: ...(S), it's a wild Goomba.
Goomba: Get 'em!
[MUSIC] Battle 1
:
rolling 1d6>4
(
4
)
=
1 Successes
Goomba takes initiative!
Goombas leap down from the cliff!
Acre: battle shift
..."Feyesh": Yay PM1 Baws
The Goombas get a surprise round in!
Goombas are leaping from the cliff to deliver headbonks.
Acre: mini-baws
Keiki (GM): So! These guys are going to make attack rolls on you. This will determine if it hits or not.
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: .
Acre: .
Keiki (GM): In order to avoid damage, you must select one of your defense options, dodging or guarding.
..."Feyesh": .
Which one has a greater odd of success for me?
Keiki (GM): I'm going to use Brownie as an example. You ready?
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: hold on
Keiki (GM): Dodging is speed, defending is defense.
Acre: why isn't there a random toad explaining this
keiki you're killing my immersion
..."Feyesh": .
Toadbrook Gentleman: Timed hits, bitch.
Acre: thank you
..."Feyesh": .
Goomba falls from the sky!
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Keiki (GM): That was probably a flop regardless!
But for the sake of example, go ahead and defend that. Or dodge.
Your choice!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Goomba's attack!
Brownie dodges!
Para-Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Para-Goomba utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Bakudan tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
beeoi h.: These are barribad goombas
..."Feyesh": That is barribad.
Para-Goomba misses!
..."Feyesh": So... two of them?
Spiked Goomba:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Spiked Goomba utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Spiked Goomba's attack!
Keiki (GM): I had less successes here! Therefore, he does damage.
Spiked Goomba jumps up and headbonks Shin, dealing 2 damage.
..."Feyesh": ok
beeoi h.: lesokdk
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan: There's so many of them!
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
2
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Zing Li Fast: Come on, you two ...(S)ers. We need help.
Keiki (GM): I'm just going to skip them if they get 0 successes!
Don't worry about dodging/defending if that happens.
The same will go vice versa, too!
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM):
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Goomba's attack!
Keiki (GM): I'm also going to rule that ties is a success for the attacker!
Keiki (GM) jumps up and headbonks Shin, dealing 1 damage.
..."Feyesh": .
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
beeoi h.: So many goombas
..."Feyesh": "meteor" HEFF can't shake these guys!
Para-Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Para-Goomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
..."Feyesh": Defend pls
Keiki (GM): Okay! Got the button?
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
..."Feyesh": Umm...
That went wrong.
Zing Li dodges the attack!
..."Feyesh": But it worked anyway.
Spiked Goomba:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Spiked Goomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
..."Feyesh": Uhh....
I don't find the guard button.
Keiki (GM): This is the last of the Goombas, by the way! Just dodge it or something!
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
2
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Keiki (GM): It should be Defend(Guard) and Defend(Dodge)
..."Feyesh": I only see dodge.
Keiki (GM): ... Another embarrassing mistake!
..."Feyesh": :(
Keiki (GM): I should review permissions on macros. Anyway!
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: :(, gamers
Zing Li dodges!
..."Feyesh": Indeed, gamers.
beeoi h.: It is the turn of "Remiel"
..."Feyesh": ...It is the turn of "Remiel".
He uses "Angelgirl Feathers".
Bakudan can see in a really way that Goombas have an HP of 2!
Remiel sits around impotently.
beeoi h.: ...Really way
Keiki (GM): *really meta way
..."Feyesh": so meta
Keiki (GM): But yeah! It's Zing Li Fast's turn.
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Para-Goomba, dealing 3 damage!
Acre: attack the toad.
..."Feyesh": ...attack the toad
Keiki (GM): It's possible!
... Also.
You have the same rules as the enemies! You do an attack roll first.
..."Feyesh": Uhh...
Keiki (GM): For you, it's Attack(Power)
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Para-Goomba!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Para-Goomba, dealing 3 damage!
Keiki (GM): ... Holy shit!
Wizzy: I think he hit
Zing Li Fast: Kaboom! Hahahaha.
beeoi h.: 666
Para-goomba gets knocked into next Tuesday.
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: next session is tuesday
..."Feyesh": .
Shin pulls out a book, and looks at a Paragoomba.
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Para-Goomba!
Shin: Hm... Ooh, a Goomba!
..."Feyesh": Where is dracaqw, gamers.
Shin: HP is 2, Power is 1... If it gets hit, it should lose its wings! It's pretty simple.
Go get 'em!
Goomba: This is for my awesome para-friend!
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Zing Li Fast: Vurry well.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
5
+
3
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Keiki (GM): Also! Tattle puts the-- where did everyone go
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Zing Li Fast is too fast.
..."Feyesh": ...Tattle puts the-
Keiki (GM): It should be in your journal.
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Goomba jumps up and headbonks Brownie, dealing 1 damage.
Goomba: Oops. Gotta wait my turn.
Happens every time, my man.
:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Ake: The Tattle journal is awesome! Thank you!
..."Feyesh": .
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Goomba: HEADBONK POWER!
Zing Li Fast: ...HEADBONK POWER!
Para-Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
2
)
=
0 Successes
Para-Goomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Zing Li Fast: More like flopower. flop.
Bakudan: These goombas suck at hitting. They're probably jealous we hit those blocks with such accuracy.
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast: .
Spiked Goomba:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Spiked Goomba utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
2
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Spiked Goomba's attack!
Shin: ... Ow! I'd disagree!
Spiked Goomba jumps up and headbonks Shin, dealing 2 damage.
Spiked Goomba:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Spiked Goomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Keiki (GM): That's all the Goombas! Whew.
Brownie: This game of tag is boring.
I'm outta here.
Brownie swings his Fire Bar, sending a pillar of flame that dissipates as it travels. It deals 3 and progressively less each hit.
Zing Li Fast: wHOA1111
Two goombas are burnt to defeat, while a third still lives!
Bakudan: How far can I move?
Goomba: Waaah! What did you do?
Keiki (GM): You can move 20 feet!
Zing Li Fast: He used the ph33r, son.
Brownie: You got scorched son.
Bakudan: Am I blocked by Zing Li?
Keiki (GM): Nah, you can move past him.
..."Feyesh": Allies should not block allies.
Keiki (GM): Also, you can land anywhere next to the dude you stomp on!
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Whatcha gonna do?
Bakudan:
rolling 7d6>4
(
4
+
6
+
5
+
4
+
1
+
3
+
4
)
=
5 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Para-Goomba!
Zing Li Fast: awesome
Keiki (GM): It hits!
Do your damage!
Bakudan jumps over the spiked goomba and lands on Paragooma!
Bakudan jumps on Para-Goomba, dealing 7 damage.
Keiki (GM): Para-Goomba is defeated!
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Zing Li getting faster.
..."Feyesh": .
:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
..."Feyesh" utilizes inner Power on Spiked Goomba!
Zing Li Fast zooms forward and crashes into Spiked Goomba, dealing 3 damage!
Keiki (GM): Do your damage! Also, which one?
Hold click on the little nigga.
..."Feyesh": The one south.
Keiki (GM): Okay!
..."Feyesh": .
This one.
Spiked Goomba is defeated!
beeoi h.: Ake exploded.
..."Feyesh": I'm pointing to where he was.
.
beeoi h.: OR rather, her icon isn't here.
Shin flips through pages as he gets spiked.
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
3
+
3
+
6
+
4
+
3
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Spiked Goomba!
..."Feyesh": flop20 sometimes does this.
Ake: Cake, whirly would like to observe right now! Mind grabbing the join link for her? Sorry if it's a bit out of the way!
..."Feyesh": The person is here, but no icon.
Shin: Ah. Spiked Goombas have spikes on them! So don't jump on them!
Zing Li Fast jumps on them
Zing Li Fast ...(S)
Keiki (GM): Maybe after combat!
Zing Li Fast jumps on them
Zing Li Fast:
...(S)
Shin: They're just like regular Goombas, only just a bit stronger. Annoying, huh?
..."Feyesh": This me think doesn't work well.
Bakudan: Really Shin? I almost jumped on one too!
Zing Li Fast: .
that's dangerous
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Brownie: Shin spittin' out mad knowledge.
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
2
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Zing Li Fast: You flop again. flop.
Spiked Goomba:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Spiked Goomba utilizes inner Power on Bakudan!
Brownie: These guys can't even hit me when I'm standing still.
Spiked Goomba: ... Welp.
Wizzy: cake your rolls suck
Zing Li Fast: .
beeoi h.: What do I use for a jump?
Keiki (GM): Attack(Power)!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Goomba!
..."Feyesh": Chaos_Is_Attack(Power)
Keiki (GM): Gave it to you!
Brownie ground pounds on Goomba for 3 !
Zing Li Fast: Jump the Thwomp
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba tries to guard against Brownie's attack!
Goomba: Gaaah!
beeoi h.: Yoshi es gewd in Smash 4
Toadbrook Gentleman: Yeah!
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: All of his attacks do so much damage and he never dies
Bakudan:
rolling 7d6>4
(
5
+
1
+
3
+
2
+
2
+
3
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast: ...Yeah!
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Goomba!
..."Feyesh": And he's upright, which is gouda.
Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
3
)
=
0 Successes
Goomba tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Bakudan jumps on Goomba, dealing 7 damage.
Goomba: Augh! Can't catch a break! Ever!
Brownie: This is not worth 2 coins.
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Spiked Goomba!
Zing Li Fast: WTF, flop. flop.
Keiki (GM): ... I think I know why this is happening, but y'know, I think it's pretty funny.
..."Feyesh": Ey??
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Spiked Goomba!
Spiked Goomba:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Spiked Goomba tries to guard against Shin's attack!
Shin slaps Spiked Goomba, dealing 3 damage.
Shin: Take this, you jerk!
The battle has been won! Insert a little jingle here.
It was a successful jingle that was the best you ever heard.
Zing Li Fast: .
jerkface D:<
Bakudan: ...Think these coins were the goombas'?
Brownie: Let me check. Nope, still money.
Zing Li Fast: extra monkey
The party gained 34 Star Points! And 20 Coins!
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
Bakudan: Oh yay!
Do you guys want to split the coins from earlier?
Shin:
rolling 1t[GoombaItem]
(
no item
)
=
0
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Why? Finders keepers, that's the law of the jungle.
Shin: Oh sorry. That was a really weird sneeze.
Zing Li Fast: I suggest splitting things up. We're working together.
Shin: Anyway, I'm fine with whatever coinage I find here.
Zing Li Fast: sneeze fetish
Brownie: All I know is, if a Yoshi gets himself some pancakes or something, and he puts them away only to find that they're all gone the next day, somebody's getting hit.
Shin pulls out his handy dandy calculator, and rules that splitting the 37 coins would come to...
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: But sure, we can split the money. Communism ho.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: .... 6 coins each. With 1 remainder.
Bakudan: I think you should take the remainder!
You've been so helpful!
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Plus your shop probably needs it.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: I suppose that's fine!
Zing Li Fast: .
beeoi h.: Good Xes.
Shin: That was quite the... distraction. Shall we get going?
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Yes!
Shin: Hopefully there's not more ruffians.
Brownie: Yo Zing Li Fast.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: I'll race you to the castle.
Zing Li Fast: Where is castle?
Bakudan: Hello, Toad.
Brownie: ...That's actually a pretty good question. Is it just above these hills?
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin looks off in the distance.
Shin: I can kinda see it from here, actually.
Zing Li Fast: kaysen
We race them.
Bakudan: Do you think Mario's at the castle?
Zing Li Fast: then.*
Brownie: Your funeral son
Zing Li Fast: On my Mark.
:3, 2, 1, GO!
Brownie speedruns to the castle.
Zing Li Fast speeds through the air up to the castle
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d69
(
60
)
=
60
The aforementioned things would be lovely to do if there weren't obstacles in the way!
beeoi h.: Well direct us to the first obstacle.
..."Feyesh": .
Roll d69 to find out who wins :)
Brownie:
rolling d69
(
45
)
=
45
Bakudan:
rolling d69
(
32
)
=
32
Brownie: ....(S)
Zing Li Fast: GGGGGG I WIN
Bakudan: ...Man, where'd they go?
..."Feyesh": ummm where am I
Bakudan: Where'd Toad go?!
..."Feyesh": Also, this should actually be decided with a macro speed roll, but since it was up to obstacles, whbatever
Bakudan: Another block!
Your turn, Zing Li!
beeoi h.:
rolling 69d6>5
(
2
+
2
+
3
+
4
+
2
+
4
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
4
+
1
+
3
+
3
+
3
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
2
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
1
+
2
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
3
+
4
+
3
+
4
+
4
+
2
+
1
+
5
+
3
+
2
+
2
+
4
+
2
+
1
+
6
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
5
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
1
+
6
+
1
+
3
+
6
+
6
+
1
+
6
+
5
+
5
+
2
+
1
)
=
17 Successes
Zing Li Fast hits the broque and rids it of all values
..."Feyesh": Lol.
Finally someone makes a "dopey" roll.
Bakudan investigates this.
..."Feyesh":
rolling d69d6>5
(
1
)
=
0 Successes
Lol.
:
rolling 69d6>5
(
4
+
5
+
4
+
4
+
5
+
3
+
6
+
1
+
6
+
2
+
6
+
1
+
6
+
6
+
4
+
1
+
5
+
3
+
2
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
2
+
6
+
3
+
3
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
2
+
1
+
4
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
3
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
6
+
6
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
5
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
1
+
3
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
6
)
=
24 Successes
GGGGGG I WIN
The group continues along the path with Zing Li Fast and Brownie far ahead. Zing Li Fast hits the block and gets a Mushroom. The other brick block breaks away.
In the distance, something fires from the castle.
Brownie: #SpottheDog
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: Man, you guys barely got past the dirt potato
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan happens upon a cracked rock.
Bakudan: ....Hmmm.
Bakudan looks around for anyone close by.
Bakudan explodes, dealing 7 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Zing Li Fast spots the dog.
Bakudan: Woah!
The rock is blown away.
Bakudan: Guys, guys, come see!
A pipe is revealed!
Zing Li Fast: Chef Keiki: TUUUUUBES
Brownie: That right there's a pipe.
Bakudan: Let's go in!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Bow-tie, coming?
Bakudan jumps in and rolls down the pipe!
Shin: Wha? Oh.
Zing Li Fast: Come on in, ..."Remiel" and ..."Koopeep".
Shin: That's a Grade A tube alright.
Brownie jumps in and rolls down the pipe! :D :) ;) :DDDDD XD
Remiel and Koopeep continue to be weird. They tie their non-existent legs together.
..."Feyesh": ...Brownie jumps in and rolls down the pipe! :D :) ;) :DDDDD XD
Shin: XD
XDDDDD
Acre: ;)
beeoi h.: I'm being Bakudan.
Bakudan is uncomfortable with her company.
..."Feyesh": ...non-existent legs
Zing Li Fast goes down the pipe in a "blazingly fast" way
Brownie comes up the pipe behind Bakudan, knocking Bakudan off of the tall pipe.
Bakudan: Oof!
Brownie: Sorry.
You dead?
Zing Li Fast does the same thing to Brownie.
Bakudan: I think I'm good!
Zing Li Fast: Incoming!
bump.
beeoi h.: What if I dodge it.
Bakudan looks up at the block.
Shin rolls down le pipe (:-DDDD
Bakudan: Can you reach that block, Shin?
..."Feyesh": dodge fetish
Shin: Why, yes, I can!
:
rolling 4d6>4
(
5
+
5
+
5
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Shin knows about timed hits!
Brownie: He knows about timed hits.
Zing Li Fast doesn't know about time hits!
Shin jumps up and hits the block, getting a Shine Sprite!
Zing Li Fast: timed!*
Bakudan: What is that?
Shin: Seems to be a shiny object. Probably from Isle Delfino or something.
Zing Li Fast: Does it burn?
Bakudan: Is there just one?
????: MEEEEEEOOOOOORK
Brownie: That's some sort of tropical energy source, there's a ton of them.
#Knowledge(Yoshi)
Bakudan: ...I don't like the sound of that...
..."Feyesh": ...#Knowledge(Yoshi)
Fuzzies are in the clovers!
Zing Li Fast: I hear the sound of whislol.
[MUSIC] Battle 2
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
5
+
6
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
6
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Bakudan takes initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Bakudan: Oh no, not again!
Zing Li Fast: Goodman.
Fuzzy:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
4
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
5
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
..."Feyesh": Awesome music.
Keiki (GM): No surprise rounds! Let's go in this order.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Unless you guys want to change it up!
..."Feyesh": Nahhhh
Nah, too busy parroting.
beeoi h.: What's my movement speed?
Keiki (GM): 20 feet, unless you get 5 speed! Then it's 25.
And so on.
So!
For quite awhile it'll be 20 feet.
..."Feyesh": feet. win.
Brownie slices Fuzzy with a Fire Bar, dealing 3 damage.
Keiki (GM): Gotta get an attack roll, son.
beeoi h.: Power, right?
Keiki (GM): Yes!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
1
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Fuzzy:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Fuzzy: Meee-owch!
..."Feyesh": ...Mee-owch!
beeoi h.: Wait, that's a hit?
..."Feyesh": A critical hit.
beeoi h.: I thought it was successes-successes>0 for a hit.
Keiki (GM): I ruled that ties would go to offense.
beeoi h.: Ah, okey.
Keiki (GM): Zing Li Gotta Go Fast!
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Acre: Inner power never gets old.
Zing Li Fast: Have at thee!
Fuzzy:
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Fuzzy tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Zing Li Fast utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)
Fuzzy: Bet you can't hit me! Meeee-ork!
Zing Li Fast: ...(S)
Bakudan explodes, dealing 7 damage to anyone immediately around her!
Fuzzy: ...!
Fuzzy are exploded over.
Zing Li Fast: rofl, PWNED.
Shin: ... Hm. I think I'm just gonna sit back here and...
:
rolling 6d6>4
(
1
+
5
+
6
+
2
+
1
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
Shin uses Smarts on Fuzzy!
..."Feyesh": Inner Smarts, gamers.
Shin: Those are Fuzzies, guys! I'm up here!
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan: I understand, they're pretty scary!
Acre: touch the fuzzy
..."Feyesh": get dizzy
Shin: They have 4 HP, and 2 Attack.
Acre: harness your inner fuzzy
Bakudan: They're pretty strong!
Shin: Also, you might have noticed by now, but they're pretty hyper! They can dodge attacks with relative ease. Maybe bust out some special attacks?
..."Feyesh": Inner Fuzzy, gamers.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: Also, when they latch onto you, they can drain your Heart Points!
Brownie: These aren't the fuzzies I'm familiar with.
Say no to drugs, gamers.
Shin: But only as much damage as they can deal.
Zing Li Fast: .
..."Feyesh": Hey, guarding disallows their draining effect in the games.
Acre: ....Say no to drugs, gamers. , gamers.
Shin: Also, if they feel cornered, they may try to multiply! Take them out quick!
..."Feyesh": DURGS, gamers.
Shin adds Fuzzies and Spiked Goombas to the journal.
..."Feyesh": .
Fuzzy boings over to Zing Li Fast.
Fuzzy:
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
Fuzzy utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
..."Feyesh":
rolling 2d6>4
(
4
+
6
)
=
2 Successes
..."Feyesh" tries to guard against Fuzzy's attack!
Keiki (GM): Oops.
Keiki (GM) latches onto Fuzzy and drains 2 health!
beeoi h.: ...what
Fuzzy: Meee-ork!
..."Feyesh": voice of god stahp attacking the fuzzies pls
Keiki (GM): Hm. That's not right.
You should have 1 defense from having 2.
So that should do 1!
..."Feyesh": Then consider 1?
Wizzy: yeah I was gonna ask if the defense was going through right
Keiki (GM): Oh.
I see why. Clicked Fuzzy again.
Fuzzy touches fuzzy and gets dizzy.
..."Feyesh": haha indeed
Acre: Having 1 from having 2?
Fuzzy latches onto Zing Li Fast and drains 1 health!
..."Feyesh": .
Fuzzy:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
..."Feyesh":
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
5
+
3
)
=
2 Successes
..."Feyesh" tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Keiki (GM): Just so it's possible to have 0 defense. Because of my autism.
Zing Li dodges!
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): Your damage reduction is always defense - 1. Since it's impossible to have 0 defense technically. You need to roll something from it!
Acre: Ah, okay.
Fuzzy:
rolling 2d6>4
(
6
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy utilizes inner Power on Zing Li Fast!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
5
+
4
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
Fuzzy:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie tries to dodge Fuzzy's attack!
Fuzzy latches onto Brownie and drains 2 health!
Zing Li Fast: How do moves that attack multiple enemies work?
Brownie: Fox, get this guy off me?
Fuzzy: That's delicious!
"!"*
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
..."Feyesh": ...Fox, get this guy off me?
Bakudan: Gross.
Keiki (GM): You do an action command!
..."Feyesh": Uhh...ok.
beeoi h.: So do I have to do something special to move or can I just whack this guy off me?
Keiki (GM): For your Dizzying Loop, it'll affect as many as you can pull off nearby!
Acre: What is considered nearby?
Keiki (GM): Nah, he's off you!
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: Also, though not quite related, how does recovering FP work?
Keiki (GM): Actually. He's riding you.
You drink some Honey Syrup, or sleep at an inn!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
3
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
..."Feyesh": There should be free health blocks.
Fuzzy:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
2
)
=
0 Successes
Fuzzy tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Brownie swings his Fire Bar, sending a pillar of flame that dissipates as it travels. It deals 3 and progressively less each hit.
Fuzzy: Meee-ulp...
beeoi h.: Whoops.
Ignore that.
Fuzzy is swung away!
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie slices Fuzzy with a Fire Bar, dealing 3 damage.
..."Feyesh": ...Where is Toadbrook Gentleman
Bakudan: Oh hey, you're back!
Hello!
Toadbrook Gentleman watches from a bush. Secretly.
..."Feyesh": .
Toadbrook Gentleman knows about timed hits!
..."Feyesh": .
Acre knows about timed hits!
Toadbrook Gentleman silently cheers.
..."Feyesh":
rolling 5d6>4
(
2
+
1
+
6
+
4
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
..."Feyesh" knows about timed hits!
Toadbrook Gentleman heartily laffs at Zing Li Fast.
beeoi h. swallows the object and creates an egg! Brownie can have a maximum of 4 eggs.
Zing Li Fast: .
:
rolling 5d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
3
+
1
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast knows about timed hits!
Keiki (GM): Now you use Dizzying Loop!
Zing Li Fast runs circles around 3 enemies, making them dizzy for 2 turns.
Zing Li Fast: Mess with the Fast, get dizzy.
Fuzzy: touch fuzzy get dizzy reference
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan:
rolling 7d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
4
+
1
+
4
+
1
+
5
)
=
4 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Zing Li Fast: .
Fuzzy can't stooop it!
Zing Li Fast: haha indeed
Bakudan jumps on Fuzzy, dealing 7 damage.
..."Feyesh" runs circles around 69 enemies, making them dizzy for 2 turns.
Fuzzy is defeated!
..."Feyesh": .
Shin: ... Well then.
Shin jumps down.
Zing Li Fast: help us, degaso
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
3
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Shin utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Acre: fall damage?
Fuzzy:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
2
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy tries to dodge Shin's attack!
Fuzzy slaps Fuzzy, dealing 3 damage.
..."Feyesh": No fall damage, gamers.
Shin: I was gonna do that!
..."Feyesh": ...Fuzzy slaps Fuzzy
Shin: ... Oh well.
Bakudan: Silly fuzzies.
..."Feyesh": It's Fuzzy vs. Fuzzy! Awesome!
The Fuzzies are dizzy and can't move!
..."Feyesh": .
Fuzzy: lol @_________________@
..."Feyesh": ...lol
@______________________@
beeoi h.: roflmao
..."Feyesh": .
Fuzzy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD COW?
..."Feyesh": haha indeed
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
2
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Brownie: D'OH I MISSED
Fuzzy: ... Flop!
Acre: this is too 2005 for me
..."Feyesh": ...Flop!
.
Wizzy: jesus I thought I was done being 12
stupid fuzzies
Fuzzy: 2005 called! They want there meeeeme-orks back!
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: don't you ever dare maymay me
..."Feyesh": dracdrac
:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
2
)
=
2 Successes
..."Feyesh" utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Fuzzy patiently waits for Zing Li Fast. Like right now!
Fuzzy:
rolling 3d6>4
(
1
+
6
+
3
)
=
1 Successes
Fuzzy tries to dodge Zing Li Fast's attack!
..."Feyesh" zooms forward and crashes into Fuzzy, dealing 3 damage!
Zing Li Fast: GG
Bakudan:
rolling 7d6>4
(
3
+
5
+
1
+
1
+
6
+
5
+
6
)
=
4 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Fuzzy!
Bakudan jumps on Fuzzy, dealing 7 damage.
Fuzzy is defeated.
Fuzzy: Meeeee-ooork...
Happy jingle!
Zing Li Fast: omgwtfyay
Brownie: We're roughin' up a lot of bad guys today.
Acre: aw man and I thought we were going to get two hours of SMRPG boss music
Bakudan: These roads are pretty dangerous!
The party receives 36 Star Points and 28 coins.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Yeah, Shin, why didn't you warn us, you stupid red blob.
Bakudan: I see something yummy on that bush!
Brownie: I see something yummy in those blocks.
Bakudan plucks it.
Brownie hits Da Block
Zing Li Fast: "Aim for the bushes".
Shin: I'm not a blob, you... dinosaur!
Zing Li Fast tries to spot the dog
Brownie: Can't hear you, I'm waaaaaaaay over here gettin' loot.
Bakudan finds a Yoshi Berry!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling d77
(
17
)
=
17
Shin:
rolling 6d6>4
(
2
+
2
+
2
+
4
+
2
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
... That's a Yoshi Berry!
Brownie: I hope that means it's a berry for Yoshis, not a berry made of Yoshi.
Bakudan: Oh cool!
Zing Li Fast: That's too lewd.
Brownie finds a Fire Flower and 1 coins!
Acre: grammer, gamers
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast goes to this place or position and picks... 1 berry
Brownie: T3H PH133R, G4M3RS
Zing Li Fast: t3h b3rr1, gamers.
Shin: I think Yoshi's love the stuff. Though that might be a thoughtless stereotype.
Brownie: I've never even seen one. Well, until now.
Shin: It gives them eggs, though!
Brownie: Yo bomb lady.
Acre: lewd
Shin: Sometimes even items!
Brownie: Give me the berry.
Once in a lifetime opportunity.
..."Feyesh": lewd, gamers.
Bakudan: Will I get to ride you?
Brownie: Sure.
Bakudan gives the berry.
A whistling sound can be heard.
Brownie: #Listendadog
..."Feyesh": ...#Listenddog
dadafa
Also, for clarification, the narrative feels the need to tell Zing Li Fast that Yoshi Berries are different from regular berries he gets from the Berry Generator. Though he may still get a Yoshi Berry.
Zing Li Fast: Berry well.
Brownie: Whistling noise, schmistling noise.
Brownie eats the berry.
Acre: screw you narrative you're not my real dad
..."Feyesh": drac, I am your berry.
Acre: berry good.
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast: Is it delicious? brilliant? stupid? win? fail?
An explosion is heard. Koopeep and Remiel are knocked away by some unknown Bullet Bills!
Zing Li Fast: Whoa!!!!
Brownie: That's a real shame.
Acre: nice cover
Brownie: Good berry though.
Bakudan: ...What just happened?
Zing Li Fast: That is good.
Brownie gains... 1 egg. For... 1 berry.
..."Feyesh": Did ...Steev says he gives up, or can he only not play today.
.
Acre: not today.
..."Feyesh": ... 1 egg, gamers.
.
Brownie: ...So!
Keiki (GM): Okay.
Brownie: Think we should investigate what just maybe killed our friends?
Keiki (GM): That's fine.
Acre: Breadbug is the one sacrificing his eternal fun RPing fo give it so someone else
Bakudan: If you can lay eggs, does that make you a girl?
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: For what purpose anyway
Zing Li Fast: bonyboo hopes bonyboo hopes they're alive.
Brownie: insert Otacon's lecture about Yoshi biology
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast: .
beeoi h.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neDf8i17wuM
Acre: I think Whispy said he would have wanted to join and maybe that led to Breadbug leaving
..."Feyesh": I remember. That codec.
beeoi h.: OTACON
WHAT'S THIS LIZARD THING
Keiki (GM): Though I'm not sure if he got the time wrong or something. And is just posting, unawares of the session.
..."Feyesh": whislol
lizard fetish
beeoi h.: Sounds like a baed idea to me, but whatever.
Ake: I'll be back in two minutes.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): How about a quick break in general?
Wizzy: I think he's using his phone to post on the beach
Keiki (GM): 15 minutes, continuing at :27
beeoi h.: shur
Keiki (GM): Alrighty then!
That's fine.
Acre: How long will this go on?
Keiki (GM): ... He seems salty.
Acre: for
beeoi h.: Indeed.
Keiki (GM): Probably until... 2?
Acre: Alright.
Keiki (GM): A bit less time. :25.
..."Feyesh": Yoshi VOREr, gamers.
Acre: I wouldn't trust that toadbrook gentleman if I were you guys
Wizzy: why's he stalking the party anyway
Keiki (GM): Anyway! It's time.
..."Feyesh": I am a gentleman! PUNCH
Shin: So. I got a shine sprite up there! Dunno what to use it for yet, though. I'll hold onto it.
... Anyway, let's get out of these clovers!
Zing Li Fast: .
Back to the "dirt potato path"?
Shin: Back to Dirty Potato Path.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: ... Where's Remiel and Koopeep?
Brownie: They got blown the ...(S) up.
Zing Li Fast: ...(S), I don't see them anywhere.
I hope they didn't. v_v
Shin: This is weird.
Acre: why am I a censor word for naughty words
Zing Li Fast: What is this?
Shin:
rolling 6d6
(
5
+
2
+
2
+
4
+
5
+
5
)
=
23
Seems to be... Bullet Bill gunpowder!
Shin smudges around with it.
Shin: I'm sure they're perfectly fine!
..."Feyesh": because you were a naughty kid this christmas
Zing Li Fast: My gunpowder is much faster and prettier.
Brownie: Should we go looking for them?
Keiki (GM): I wonder where Ake went.
Brownie: It'll be a hell of a detour.
beeoi h.: Good question.
Acre: I'm Ake.
Zing Li Fast: But where?
..."Feyesh": drakeqw, gamers.
Ake: Sorry about that, had some obligations that took longer than I expected.
Shin: Hm. I like to think I'd know where, but I can't think of anywhere they'd be.
They were acting kinda weird, weren't they?
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Did they... disintegrate?
Shin: Speaking of wherabouts, I wonder where Mario went.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Let's go to the castle!
Shin: Let's get going, yes!
beeoi h.: Majority rules, then. Let's go.
Zing Li Fast: It's the only option we have right now.
Bakudan looks over the cliff.
Whistling can be heard.
Zing Li Fast: whistler pls
Brownie whistles the Yoshi's Island Map theme
Zing Li Fast hears two whistling sounds with "different features"
A mess of Piranha Plants are down below.
Bakudan: ...What is even going on here?
Brownie: That's a mess of Piranha Plants.
..."Feyesh": ATTN: Piranhas
Some Bullet Bills are raining from the sky!
Zing Li Fast: Whoa!!!!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
5
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan tries to dodge Bakudan's attack!
Zing Li Fast stays away from them
Brownie: Jeez Louise, WHAT is THAT.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Zing Li, did you invite your brothers?
Zing Li Fast: I don't think so.
[MUSIC] Battle 2
Keiki (GM): Roll for initiative!
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
4
+
6
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Brownie takes initiative!
Bakudan:
rolling 1d6>4
(
4
)
=
1 Successes
Bakudan takes initiative!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
6
+
5
)
=
2 Successes
Zing Li Fast takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
3
+
4
)
=
1 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Shin:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
6
+
6
)
=
3 Successes
Shin takes initiative!
Shin: Oops.
..."Feyesh": Whoa!!!!
Bullet Bill:
rolling 3d6>4
(
3
+
1
+
1
)
=
0 Successes
Bullet Bill takes initiative!
Bullet Bill: ... 666.
beeoi h.: rofl, FAILURe
..."Feyesh": haha indeed
beeoi h.: ..Wait, why does Shin have 3 dice.
He only has 2 speed.
Keiki (GM): Mistake!
It was the two roll.
Acre: cheater
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: What do I do to throw my eggcelent egg?
Keiki (GM): Make an attack roll! Power.
..."Feyesh": You pick it up, wave it goodbye, and yell "Have egg thee!"
Brownie:
rolling 3d6>4
(
2
+
4
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Brownie utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
Bullet Bill:
rolling 3d6>4
(
6
+
1
+
2
)
=
1 Successes
Bullet Bill tries to dodge Brownie's attack!
Brownie: Have egg thee!
Brownie tosses one of his eggs at Bullet Bill, dealing 3 damage!
Keiki (GM): ... Have egg thee!
Zing Li Fast: .
Acre: egg puns
Bullet Bill explodes.
..."Feyesh": .
Bullet Bill: Which one of us just exploded just now?
Zing Li Fast: The question remains.
beeoi h.: The one closest to the middle of the road. The one closest to Shin.
Bakudan can see that the Bullet Bills have an HP of 2!
Zing Li Fast:
rolling 4d6>4
(
4
+
5
+
6
+
3
)
=
3 Successes
Zing Li Fast uses Smarts on Bullet Bill!
Bakudan: So many enemies with 2HP!
Bullet Bill: You seem smart!
Keiki (GM): Whatcha doing?
Zing Li Fast: Indeed. And since I'm so smarter, than you, I get to use this attack:
Zing Li Fast heartily laffs at Bullet Bill.
Acre: laff
..."Feyesh": laff
Bullet Bill: Ooh, that makes me mad!
Zing Li Fast: :awe2:
..."Feyesh": ..No effect?
Bakudan:
rolling 7d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
2
+
5
)
=
3 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on Bullet Bill!
..."Feyesh": Shouldn't it lower his attack power or something
Keiki (GM): It has the effect of laughing at the bullet bill.
..."Feyesh": .
beeoi h.: (haha)
Keiki (GM): It probably had an effect, though!
..."Feyesh": I thought about the attack as a morale-dropping thing though
That lowers their stats or something
Keiki (GM): It hits!
..."Feyesh": ........It hits.
Bakudan prepares a touch attack.
Bakudan: #Grapple
..."Feyesh": I saw no damage
Keiki (GM): Stop movin' son.
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan grabs the Bullet Bill and throws him into the piranha plant mess!
..."Feyesh": srsly my laff attack should have an effect
Keiki (GM): You never specified anything!
Acre: why are you debuffing an enemy you can KO in a hit
..."Feyesh": I forgot to.
Because laffing is the true way to do it.
Keiki (GM): It's alright. I'll think of something.
..."Feyesh": .
Keiki (GM): For now, a bullet bill is taunted.
Maybe all of them.
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan stomps a bullet bill into the mess of vines below.
Ake: I'm so happy that worked.
Keiki (GM):
rolling 6d6>4
(
4
+
2
+
6
+
4
+
2
+
2
)
=
3 Successes
Keiki (GM) uses Smarts on Bullet Bill!
..."Feyesh": .
Bullet Bill: Those Bullet Bills sure looks strong...
...
Acre: gg
Bakudan: Zing Li pretty much is, yeah.
You should be jealous.
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: Those Bullet Bills sure look strong. They have an HP of 2, and an attack of 4. Also, they're pretty fast!
Zing Li Fast: .
Shin: They have a strong attack, but when they hit you, they defeat yourself. Unfortunately you don't get any Star Points that way!
Defeat them before you get hit!
Zing Li Fast: .
The bullet bills whiz by Shin, possibly hitting him!
Keiki (GM):
rolling 4d6>4
(
2
+
6
+
6
+
1
)
=
2 Successes
Keiki (GM) utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Bullet Bill:
rolling 4d6>4
(
1
+
3
+
5
+
1
)
=
1 Successes
Bullet Bill utilizes inner Power on Shin!
Acre: did you guys notice we didn't get col awesome and EPIC battle music
..."Feyesh": .
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
1
+
3
)
=
0 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Bullet Bill's attack!
Shin:
rolling 2d6>4
(
3
+
5
)
=
1 Successes
Shin tries to dodge Bullet Bill's attack!
Shin: ... Oh jeez.
Shin is pelted with Bullet Bills!
Bullet Bill charges into Shin, defeating itself, and dealing 4 damage.
Bakudan: I think you're the only one who's been hurt so far on this trip Shin!
Bullet Bill charges into Shin, defeating itself, and dealing 4 damage.
Shin: ... Buh...
Brownie: Dude is close to death.
... HAPPY JINGLE
Zing Li Fast: omgwtfyay
The party gets 14 Star Points and 2 coins.
[MUSIC] Edgebrook Highlands
Bakudan: Eat this, Shin!
..."Feyesh": ...HAPPY JINGLE
Bakudan gives the unsigned mango.
Shin: Blugh...
Bakudan: What, don't like mangoes?
beeoi h.: ...1+1 coins
..."Feyesh": ...1+1 coins
Shin is unconscious.
Bakudan forces it into Shin's mouth.
Brownie: Oh ...(S), we better get this kid to an inn.
That ain't gonna work, spunky.
Zing Li Fast: oh gawd
Bakudan: :c
Zing Li Fast: Wake UP!
Bakudan: Let's go back!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Well, as much as I would like to continue on, I'm best equipped to carry this guy bac.
Let's go, bow-tie.
Brownie carries Shin on his back.
Bakudan helps lift Shin onto Brownie.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan looks at the Goomba.
Bakudan: What are you doing?
Goomba: Pssst.
Brownie: Psst what.
Zing Li Fast: ...Psst.
Goomba: The open area ain't too safe with all these barrages going on.
Bakudan: Are you suggesting we go through the forest?
Goomba: I would. There's a town out east.
Zing Li Fast: townz. win.
Goomba: Not too far from here. You can help your friend.
Bakudan: How far east?
Thank you!
Zing Li Fast: .
Goomba: Tromp through that delicate garden over there and you should be able to get there.
Brownie: Sounds reasonable to me. Thanks, strange, unnamed goomba.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Let's go!
Goomba: Don't mention it.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie goes through the "delicate garden"
Zing Li Fast goes through the "sensible garden"
The group goes through the delicate garden. This will have no consequences later on.
Zing Li Fast hovers and doesn't step on the plantsd
Bakudan opens the gate.
Zing Li Fast yes, plantsd
Brownie doesn't acre and jumps over the gate.
Zing Li Fast .
Acre acres
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan: Yoshi berry here.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: True that. Kind of busy, hand me that if you've got the time.
Keiki (GM): Proceed to town?
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan picks the berry.
Bakudan: ...Wanna hit this block?
Zing Li Fast: .
Zing Li Fast hits the broque
beeoi h.: SUDDENLY TOWNZ
Keiki (GM): Oh! Yeah, the block.
..."Feyesh": .
Acre: these jokers didn't even get the item block on the far left
..."Feyesh": .
Brownie grabs the berry from Bakudan on the way there.
..."Feyesh": Also pretty map
Ake: Very!
beeoi h.: Pretty SMALL
Acre: pretty good
..."Feyesh": Small is better
beeoi h.: (which is good because it means no more ass lag)
..."Feyesh": Smallo Mart
.
Keiki (GM): Let me not get some jank ass music.
Acre: rainbow castle
Keiki (GM): Also, inside the block was a Little Sprout badge!
..."Feyesh": The session continues?
.
Keiki (GM): It's in the shape of a sprout with two leaves.
For a bit.
..."Feyesh": .
Bakudan assesses the badge.
[MUSIC] Barrage of the Bullet Bills
The four venture into a town of giant boots.
It seems empty. Occasionally, a Bullet Bill will fall from the sky.
Zing Li Fast: OMG!!!! townz!!!!
..."Feyesh": awesome music
SMRPG 4 evah
Bakudan: I think I see the inn, let's go there!
Brownie: Yeag.
Zing Li Fast: Good townz, but why empty?
Brownie goes into the inn, carrying Shin.
Brownie: Must be someone's birthday.
Zing Li Fast also goes innside
Brownie: A very private birthday.
Zing Li Fast: .
..."Feyesh": I had thought the boots were drogs
Bakudan: Oh, hey!
..."Feyesh": ...drogs
frogs*
Bakudan: How much is a stay here?
Acre: don't do drogs, gamers
..."Feyesh": .
Zing Li Fast: What is going on in this topic?
Goomba: Oh, hey, more visitors to Drog-town... I mean Boot-town!
Zing Li Fast: Don't do boots, gamers.
Goomba: Uh... It's 5 coins per person. Hope you don't mind the crowd.
Bakudan pays 5 coins for Shin.
Goomba: Everyone's indoors now.
Zing Li Fast: Are we gonna stay too?
Why is everyone indoors?
Bakudan: I don't think we need to!
Zing Li Fast: ok
Goomba: Anyone who wishes to sleep will have to pay me 5 coins!
Zing Li Fast: .
Keiki (GM): I think it'd benefit everyone in some way. Resting restores FP and HP!
Brownie: Yeah, let's just pay for a full-fledged slumber party. Here's my 5 coins.
Brownie hands over 5 coinz.
Bakudan: I'll stay up!
I got soda if I need it.
Zing Li Fast ...he... gives 5 coinzans
Brownie: Who's payin' for Shin?
Bakudan: I did!
Brownie: Alright, cool.
Zing Li Fast: That is friendly.
Brownie, Shin, and Zing Li Fast rest up at the inn.
Zing Li Fast: .
Bakudan stays up at night playing cards with the goombas.
Zing Li Fast can't The_Sleep, just rest, as he is too fast.
Bakudan also looks at the plant.
Nipper Plant: ...!
Bakudan: Hello little guy!
What's your name?
...!
Bakudan feeds Nipper Plant a mushroom.
Everyone rests up.
..."Feyesh": ...Nipper Plant
Goomba: So... what brings you folks in town?
Zing Li Fast: Our injured SHY_Guy friend needed to rest.
Brownie: Yeah, the SHY_Guy needed some help.
Zing Li Fast: .
Goomba: Ah, I see. He seems fine now!
Brownie: Some spaced-out goomba led us here.
Shin: That was a doozy.
Zing Li Fast: ...why are Koopeep and Remiel back
Bakudan: Any story behind this plant?
Brownie: The question remains.
Goomba: We found those two with some bruises on their head.
Oh, that's just a gift I got from a friend!
Zing Li Fast: That is bad. But I'm gllad you saved them.
Bakudan: It's cute!
Goomba: What was her name again? Daffodil? I can't recall.
Zing Li Fast: The plant is a "grrl"?
Bakudan: Hello Daffodil! c:
Goomba: They need some more rest.
Zing Li Fast: Hello Daffy Duckdil!
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie eyes the plant, wondering if it is safe to eat.
Nipper Plant: ...!
Brownie: Hello Daffodil >:)
Nipper Plant: ...
Zing Li Fast: ...>:)
Nipper Plant: :V
Acre: :V
Zing Li Fast: :V
Nipper Plant: So this barrage has been going on awhile. Had many people come here to seek shelter.
Brownie: Oh yeah, while we're here. You guys seen a red-and-bl00 overalls d00d going through here?
Nipper Plant: ... Whoa, wrong exposition puppet.
Bakudan: Deep plant. Deep.
Goomba: We even had-- Oh, yeah, he was here earlier.
Zing Li Fast: red and blue d00d
Goomba: Think he was interested in badges more than anything.
Zing Li Fast: deepuppet. win.
Brownie: That mothertrucker does love him some badges.
Zing Li Fast: So... why is everyone innside?
Brownie: Did you see where he went?
Bakudan: Speaking of badges, what does the one we just got do?
Goomba: Him and his new sidekick. Luigi 2: Badger Boogaloo.
Goomba examines it.
Goomba: I would say with my expert wisdom that it places a sprout on your head.
Bakudan: Oh cool!
How much BP?
Goomba: 2!
I dunno what it does after that.
Zing Li Fast: ...What's the advantage of having a sprouted head?
Bakudan unequips Peekaboo and equips the sprout badge!
Zing Li Fast: Well, it does look funny.
Brownie: Indeed.
Shin, you got some more...scholarly info on this badge?
Bakudan: Look Daffodil!
I'm a plant too!
Heehee.
Shin: Looks like nothing I ever carried. You think Mario saw this and was just uninterested?
Brownie: Probably.
Nipper Plant: ...
Brownie: The badge seems pretty butt.
Zing Li Fast: We could make something fun with them, like "The Turnip Show".
Nipper Plant: ...
Brownie: Maybe another day.A day where we're street performers.
Nipper Plant ... The Turnip Show.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: Some get this plant to stop "..."ing me or I'll eat it.
Bakudan: No! She's too cute to die!
Nipper Plant: ...!
Zing Li Fast: ...?
Bakudan cuddles Daffodil.
Goomba: Hey, don't eat my plant!
... Anyway, sorry the town is like this.
..."Feyesh": eats your plant
...(S)
Zing Li Fast: It's so pretty, why did this happen. :(
Goomba: Someone has built a castle next to Lord Fast's castle. Like, an even bigger castle.
With a cannon.
Zing Li Fast: Did he do anything nasty to Lord Fast?
Brownie: Who the truck is Lord Fast. Friend of yours, Zing Li?
Zing Li Fast: L0rd Fast*
Goomba: Well, I dunno. I think it's Lord Fast II!
Zing Li Fast: Nah, he's just some crazy dude who thinks he's deep. win.
Goomba: He ain't as nice as the other Lord Fast.
Brownie: Maybe we could have an audience with him.
And then try to kill him.
And then fail.
Zing Li Fast: Is the original L0rd Fast okay?
Brownie: And then they make a movie out of us.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: And then North Korea digitally impedes the release.
Zing Li Fast: Its name would be "Not as Fast".
Goomba: I think if Lord Fast was Bowser, this Lord Fast II is Grodus!
... On the Evil Index Chart.
Zing Li Fast: Well, the original L0rd Fast is not my friend, but he can be annoying.
...Evil Index Chart
Brownie: I happen to have a copy of the Evil Index Chart back home.
Zing Li Fast: I dunno what to say.
Brownie: Really small print.
Me either. You tell me guys, is this worth the hassle?
Zing Li Fast: The two L0rds don't seem that good.
But like, what is the second L0rd doing?
Bakudan: Well it might be where Mario is, right?
Goomba: Well...
If you want more information on this kinda thing, maybe you should visit Elder Goombraum.
He's lived a long time! Dunno how he's still bonking.
Zing Li Fast: ...Elder Goombraum.
Bakudan: How many years is long for a goomba?
Goomba: Gotta live long to be a Goomba. But this guy... He's crazy. I don't know if he's actually lived for 500 years, but... Maybe he has!
Bakudan: Eh, still a spring chicken.
Brownie: ...(S) son, that's older than Mario. Older than Donkey Kong, even.
Zing Li Fast: .
Brownie: We'll head over as soon as we get our bearings. Maybe we should talk to these two weirdos.
Keiki (GM): Anyway. I think this is a decent place to end the session.