[MUSIC] Toadbrook
..."Feyesh": ...Toadbrook
Steev: Oooh this is gonna be good
..."Feyesh": WHERE IS MY TOKEN
Steev: Bottom right, in the boats
beeoi h.: I guess I'm still on the boat
Four intrepid immigrants row in on a rickety rowboat.
Keiki (GM): You were just born nigga, hold on like two minutes it'll be great
The four are refugees from political turmoil in the Waffle Kingdom, and seek better life in the dapper city of Toadbrook.
The four get off the boat and onto the pier.
Am I the WEEEIIIIRD thing next to Bakudan?
Bakudan: Woah! This city is... big!
..."Feyesh": That's not my color, son.
Koopeep: Praise Bowser that we got here safe
Bakudan: I think I should switch around my badges.
Zing Li Fast: ph gpd mario's rainbow castle music
Suddenly, a bullet bill whizzes in the air, and crashes on the wharf. He is way. Too. fast.
Zing Li Fast buzzes in really hard with his imagination
Bakudan: ...Hi Mr. Bullet Bill!
Toadbrook Gentleman: Oh my stars and garters, what was that?
Zing Li Fast: Hullo. Are you folks new here?
..."Feyesh": ...Toadbrook Gentleman
Koopeep: Fresh off the boat, as it were
Toadbrook Gentleman: Hm. Weird.
Zing Li Fast: Welcome to Toadbrook! It's not where I live, but 'tis a good place to quickly visit sometimes.
beeoi h.: I think "Remiel" is absent.
Thanks to Keiki for my arms.
Bakudan: You have a nice skirt, Mr. Bullet Bill!
Steev: You sure do like unnecessary elipses, huh pal
Brownie: Cool, Cool. What's the haps, Toad dude?
..."Feyesh": .............Indeed.
Brownie looks straight at the Toad.
Toadbrook Gentleman: Oh, I must say, I have some more people to row in, actually.
Koopeep is not sure how to do that orange action thing
Zing Li Fast: I don't wear skirts! They're manly pants. Fast Pants are their name You should be honored to meet pants so fast.
Bakudan: Wow! That's cool!
Almost as cool as my mustache.
Brownie: Those are indeed cool shorts.
Toadbrook Gentleman: That is quite the stache indeed.
Koopeep: Ehh... I've seen faster
Brownie: What's the deal, do they actually make you faster? Or is that just like a red-stripes kind of thing.
Zing Li Fast: Neat stache you got there, Bob-Omb. Pretty sure one of my action figures has one that's similar!
..."Feyesh": dracaqw, gamers.
Zing Li Fast: I'm already fast. They're just an extra topping of quick.
Brownie: Awesome. Now I want some.
Koopeep: (I knew I should have gone on the other boat.)
I'm new here!
Zing Li Fast: Then look for one and get some!
Bakudan: Could you tell me about save blocks?
Toadbrook Gentleman: Well, it's been swell, chaps.
Brownie: Yo boo, are you seasick or what? You've been staring off the pier for a while now.
Bakudan: What boo? I don't see a boo.
Remiel: H-he's... looking at me though...
..."Feyesh": Ah, he's the mysterious token.
Brownie: The assassin's guild looking guy.
He looks like he has a dark and tortured past or something.
Toadbrook Gentleman: I must be on my way. Be sure to visit the Parliament building if you want to get your citizenship!
Koopeep: The guy who's been hovering in the air the entire trip.
Toadbrook Gentleman: Away!
Zing Li Fast: Nice. Ice. shades you got there, Yishi.
Toadbrook Gentleman rows off.
Toadbrook Goomba: Huh? Save Blocks?
Brownie: Thanks man, they didn't come cheap. Or cheep cheep, as the case may be.
Remiel breathes a sigh of relief.
Koopeep: Thank goodness we're on solid ground. If I never see the ocean again it'll be too soon. Turtles aren't meant to be on the water!
Zing Li Fast: Fancy. Lancy.
Brownie: Neither were Yoshis. I think we disintegrate into colors or something.
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Toadbrook Goomba: There's been quite a shortage of Save Blocks, actually.
Remiel suspisciously eyes the nearby Goomba...
Bakudan: So if we die what does that mean for us?
Koopeep: First order of business. You! Bullet Bill! In the name of the Great King Bowser, I order you to take me to food!
Brownie: Where we're going, we don't need save blocs.
...Once I figure out where we're going.
You guys, lead the way.
Zing Li Fast: You don't need me to take you to food. You just go to food stall in the city.
Remiel: Yeah, lead the way. I'll.. I'll be behind.
Koopeep: Save Blocks? Dying? Helloooo, see these robes? See this wand? No one is dying on my watch.
Remiel: To watch our backs.
Brownie: Oh come on, nobody here's the assertive type? Really?
Toadbrook Goomba: Dying? I hope you're not going to do any Top Goomba stuff or anything.
Koopeep: I'll take charge
Zing Li Fast: mmm ass ertive
Bakudan: I think you guys are all trying to trick me!
Koopeep: Out of my way, bomb
Brownie: Top Goomba stuff sounds like a cop drama.
Koopeep: uhhh.... THIS WAY!
Toadbrook Goomba: If you find yourself in a pickle, you can always head to an inn. It does wonders for your health.
Toadbrook Goomba goes back to work.
Koopeep: WE DON'T NEED AN INN I AM A GOOD WIZARD
Bakudan tries to use Peekaboo to asses the team's health.
Zing Li is now on a crate. And is now off the crate.
Brownie: I don't plan on getting hit, either.
..."Feyesh": crate fetish
Bakudan sees that everyone is at full health.
Acre: I want to play as toadbrook crate
Bakudan: You are a very good wizard, koopa lady!
Remiel eyes the ground for fallen change... and finds none, disappointingly.
Brownie: Who's that mario looking mothertrucker over there.
..."Feyesh": ...toadbrook crate
You first!
Remiel: Wait wait wait hold on, a Mario?!
Koopeep shoves Brownie forward
Brownie: Chill out, I doubt it's him. What would a guy like Mario be doing in Crates, Crates and Beyond?
Remiel: That sounds like a name a rich person would have...!
Mario stand next to a short dude with a cape on. The short guy is telling him things with a few objects in hand.
Zing Li Fast: ...Crates, Crates and Beyond
Koopeep: What's he saying? Boo, your kind is sneaky
Get closer
Kapin Rider: ... And that's why you should wear two Happy Hearts at once.
..."Feyesh": ...Kapin Rider
Remiel: ...I can see the mustache from here. theres no way this guy doesn't have his own personal groomer.
Brownie: Bomb lady's goin for it.
Bakudan: Hi Mr. Red-hat! Can I have your autograph?
Just like... sign this mango, here.
Brownie: Holy stars, it is Mario!
Bakudan: Oh yay! Thanks so much!
Brownie: What the heck's goin on here?
Zing Li Fast: Hey, I want an autograph too!
Could you sign this banan?
Kapin Rider: C'mon, boss! Don't waste your time here. We should... hit up that badge shop.
Bakudan: Who the heck are you.
Zing Li Fast: thanks son thanks
Koopeep: Yoshi, move me in closer
Brownie: ...Get the heck off of me!
Brownie throws the koopa off of him.
..."Feyesh": ......Get the heck off of me!
Koopeep: Your kind was made to be ridden!
Brownie: That's racist, whitey.
..."Feyesh": "whitey locks"
Koopeep: Lord Bowser loves all kinds
Have you heard the good word of Bowser?
Brownie: Yeah, of course I have.
Kapin Rider tugs on Mario's overalls.
Koopeep: Only he can protect us from the menace Mario presents to us
Brownie: You should tell that guy in red about him, I don't think he knows.
Kapin Rider: Don't waste time with the paparazzi, man!
Bakudan: I think our friend in red might secretly be wearing purple!
Zing Li Fast: wastes time with the paparazzi
Kapin Rider: We got badges to get.
Mario thinks for a bit, then nods. The two head over to a nearby store.
Brownie: This chump really likes badges.
Koopeep: I'm not some hatchling! If you were twice as smart as you are, I'd still be twice as smart as you!
Zing Li Fast: badge fetish
Bakudan: Oh no! They left without us!
Brownie: Mario's a busy man.
Zing Li Fast: I'm not sure if it's him, but he has good handwriting.
Koopeep: He's no doubt off to blow up a castle.
Kapin Rider: Hey! Don't think I don't see you! I'm watchin' you.
Brownie: Did I really come all this way to follow a grown man?
Zing Li Fast: Ever seen a grown man BUYING BADGES?
Bakudan: You're in my way, shorty!
Brownie: ...Is that a trick question?
Remiel: Who could ever be watching me?
Zing Li Fast: old_guy: Perhaps.
Bakudan pushes Kapin Rider like a bully.
Brownie gives the question some thought and realizes he has in fact never seen a grown man BUYING BADGES.
Koopeep marches off on her own
Remiel: Who could ever... hmm...
Zing Li Fast hasn't either, because the badge shops have no mirrors!
Kapin Rider: Wanna tussle? I'll sic Mario on you!
A ruckus can be heard from inside the building.
Remiel: I wonder how much money he went into the shop with.
Bakudan: What's going on in there?
Remiel: Must be loaded, from the sound of it.
Zing Li Fast: Whoa!!!! I hear fight sounds!!!!
Brownie: How can you? You don't have any ears!
Remiel: Sounds like entire gold bars are being thrown down in there!
Zing Li Fast: Because I'm a rebel. Oh yeah.
Kapin Rider: Probably just negotiating on prices or something. Why don't you buzz off, you... slightly bigger twerp!
Brownie: Works for me. Let's roll on by, silver bullet.
Bakudan sets herself to detonate!
Koopeep: Hopefully you all realize by now how lost you are without me. Maybe now you'll all--
Zing Li Fast stays fahr away from Bakudan
Kapin Rider: Whoa, how about no!
Koopeep realizes everyone is gone
Brownie ducks and covers.
Kapin Rider throws Wakudan at Brownie.
Bakudan: rolling 7d6>4
= 2 Successes
Bakudan utilizes inner Power on --!
Koopeep: Koopack! What was that noise?
...--
Zing Li Fast: That's too loud.
Bakudan blows up on Brownie.
Bakudan explodes, dealing
7 damage to anyone immediately around her!
beeoi h.: ...I have 1 HP.
Remiel: DO YOU MIND? I'VE ALREADY DIED ONCE, IT'S NOT AN EXCITING EXPERIENCE!
Brownie: Mistakes have been made.
Koopeep: What happened here?
Remiel: Dying is the LAST thing I'd want to make a habit.
Bakudan: That midget won't let us through!
Kapin Rider furiously knocks on the door.
Zing Li Fast wonders why did Bakudan blow up next to Yishi instead of Kapin whatever
Koopeep: Why do you all look like you went ten rounds with an 18 wheeler?
Kapin Rider: Mario, hurry up!
Bakudan: But something is going on in there.
Brownie: Are you sure? I don't know if I should trust the intuition of someone who just blew up on me.
Brownie: Here, let me handle it.
Remiel: It sounds like he stopped paying the cashier
Brownie: Yo Mario, what's up?
Koopeep: I walk away for five minutes and people start combusting!
Brownie: This caped guy with you?
Zing Li Fast: I can't heal. :/
Brownie: You don't look too sure, Mario.
Mario: rolling 12d6>4
= 7 Successes
Mario utilizes inner Power on Brownie!
Remiel: ...Strangely for having such a perfect mustache, 'Mario' doesn't dress very fancy
beeoi h.: The hell is "inner Power"
..."Feyesh": ..."inner Power"
Mario jumps on Brownie for 12 damage!
..."Feyesh": ...inner courage
Bakudan: Oh gosh! Mr. Yoshi! No!
Remiel: Better back off, this looks like a ruffian... everyone knows ruffians play dirty.
Brownie does the dramatic fainting animation.
Kapin Rider: Whoa, broad daylight, much?
Koopeep: I can't heal dead people!
Kapin Rider: We gotta get out of here!
Remiel: Could've been me... whew.
Mario nods, and the two run off to the east.
Zing Li Fast: He was so Nice. Ice. to me and Bakudan, why did he attack the Yishi?
Koopeep: M-m-mario! Y-y-you better r-r-run!
Bakudan: What a meaniepants!
beeoi h.: What's the deal here, am I unconcious?
A shy guy emerges from the shop.
Remiel: What kind of crazy new continent am I even at where guys with ill-fitting clothes and mustaches go around flooring innocent Yoshis?
Koopeep: He's not dead. Not yet
Koopeep: Shy guy! Where's the nearest inn?
Kapin Rider: Ow... Get back here you fiend...!
Oops.
Shin: Ow... Get back here you fiend...!
..."Feyesh": ...Kapin Rider: Ow... Get back here you fiend...!
Shin collapses on his face.
Bakudan: ...Shin? Is that you?
Zing Li Fast: that's dangerous
Shin: That was... too many power bounces for one shy guy.
Oh hey Bakudan... I'm just gonna take a nap right here...
Remiel: ...This place is getting kind-of weird.
Koopeep: So many in need of my services
Bakudan tries to feed a keel mango to both Shin and Brownie.
Koopeep: So many in need of King Bowser's love
Toadbrook Gentleman: Oh my, what happened?
Zing Li Fast: rolling {13d20!! + 1337}<1337
= 0
Toadbrook Gentleman: Did Mario just trounce you? Are the rumors true?
Koopeep: That mustachioed maniac Mario mashed my mount!
Right after he went slap happy on that shy guy
Toadbrook Gentleman: ... Hoo boy.
..."Feyesh": The 1337Chet, gamers.
Toadbrook Gentleman: They say Mario's been attacking helpless people lately. No one knows what he's doing this for, either.
Zing Li Fast: It's prolly nothimlol
Koopeep: He's a menace, that's why
Bakudan: Did he pick up a bad item?
Remiel: Fortunately I'm not helpless~
Koopeep: Repent! Only Bowser can save your souls!
Bakudan: Bowser doesn't pay enough.
Remiel: ...but I could really use a pick me up. Or something. Some of that bowser's love stuff? Koopeep?
Koopeep: B-b-b-whah? Blasphemy!
Zing Li Fast: ...bowser's love stuff
Koopeep: Bob-omb you can count yourself out of any healing!
But youuuuu
Ake: Hey Cake, will Peekaboo make health bars public or just when I request them?
Remiel: Please and thank you ma'am!
Koopeep: Good Boo, I think I can share Bowser's blessings with you if you accept Lord Bowser as your personal King and Savior
Keiki (GM): I won't do them if they're at full health!
Brownie subconsciously thinks "I ain't never gettin' any healing, am I."
Remiel: ...Of course I accept!
Koopeep casts a healing spell on Remiel, healing for
2 HP!
..."Feyesh": That is bad.
Keiki (GM): If they have something besides that, I will show you.
Keiki (GM): You'll see health bars of your teammates regardless.
Koopeep: Now what can I do about the Yoshi?
Remiel condescendingly pats Koopeep on the head after recieving the ever so generous heal.
Steev: Can I heal dead people back to life?
Remiel smiles smugly and hides his face with his shroud.
..."Feyesh": But... he's not ded. Is he?
Keiki (GM): Not at this point, at least. Maybe you might get a new spell that does so!
Toadbrook Gentleman: Let me see the damage here... Oh my.
Koopeep: This is beyond anything I can do. But Yoshis are a strong breed. I'm sure a good night's sleep would fix him
Toadbrook Gentleman: Looks like you two did get thrashed by that Mario fella.
I recommend going to the inn.
Zing Li Fast: I wonder if he's "bipolar". He gave me an autograph, and was violent to Yishi right after.
Bakudan: Is that that building just over there?
Or is that like some bed store?
Koopeep: The Bob-Omb exploding on them didn't help anything
Toadbrook Gentleman: It has the sign with the bed on it, yes.
Koopeep: Bakudan? Is it? You carry your Shy Guy friend
Bakudan drags him to the inn.
Zing Li Fast enters the inn as well
Koopeep: Ghost--Remedial? Remmy?
Help me drag the Yoshi in
Zing Li Fast does it from the front door, though he would prefer to crash down the window.
Remiel: ...Wait, I have t-
Remiel thinks about the heal he recieved earlier.
Keiki (GM): How about we take a quick ten minute break for me to draw out this inn?
Koopeep: So, Remmy, tell me about yourself.
Remiel: My name isn't 'Remmy'. That all you need to know, right?
Koopeep grunts as she tries to move Brownie without much success
Bakudan: Oh fudge, I can't open this door without hands! Just give me like... ten minutes, guys!
Brownie: rolling 4d6>4
= 1 Successes
Brownie knows about timed hits!
beeoi h.: He knows about timed hits.
..."Feyesh" knows about inns!
..."Feyesh": rolling {3d20!! + 13}>1212
= 0 Successes
Koopeep: Don't get snippy with me, Sneak
Remiel: Sneak isn't my name either, though.
..."Feyesh": awesome music
Koopeep: What is it then?
Koopeep: Remmy rolls off the tongue easier
Remiel: I'd like to politely disagree
Koopeep jabs Brownie with her foot
Koopeep: This guy does not want to move...
Remiel: Sound it out yourself, doesn't the name Remiel sound like a roller coaster ride for your tongue?
Koopeep: You keep your tongue rides to yourself, creep!
Remiel: It's not a ride if there isn't someone on it!
But anyway.
Koopeep: Remmy, there is no interfraternizing in Bowser's army!
Remiel gets down to the ground and feebly attempts to pick up the yoshi by himself.
Koopeep tries dragging Brownie by the nose
Koopeep: No, Toad, don't help. We clearly have this handled
Remiel: No, do help. Grab the other side.
Bakudan: Mr. Bullet Bill, I think they need your help!
Or maybe I do.
You have hands.
Please open this doorknob for me!
Zing Li Fast opens the door
Zing Li Fast enters the inn
Impressive.
Zing Li Fast: PalePiranha: Indeed.
You've really outdone yourself with this inn Cake
..."Feyesh": I see no inns
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the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
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Steev: It's weird you had that so fast
beeoi h.: I wrote all that up myself
..."Feyesh": I thought flop20 glitched.
Ake: Beepo knows the shortcut for the schwa vowel.
Remiel manages to accomplish rolling over the Yoshi but not actually moving them very much.
Koopeep: Hey! Bomb! Get over here.
Maybe you can keep blowing him up until he flies to the inn
Remiel rolls over the Yoshi again.
Remiel: Nope, I got it. Give me... 20 minutes.
Bakudan puts Shin down by the inn and goes back to Brownie.
Bakudan explodes, dealing
7 damage to anyone immediately around her!
beeoi h.: This is a solid idea
Zing Li Fast waits inside the inn
Remiel couldn't react fast enough to escape the sudden explosion
Koopeep wobbles on her feet
Koopeep: I was being sarcastic
Keiki (GM): ... what are you guys even doing
Steev: Ake is systematically killing everyone
..."Feyesh": The "question" remains.
Remiel lies on the floor motionless.
Bakudan: ...The background music stopped.
I'm scared, guys :c
Koopeep was shielded slightly from the blast by Brownie's body
Artour B.: How to enabled the musics
Keiki (GM): Sorry about the wait!
The gorup files into the restaurant.
Bakudan helps bring Brownie into the inn.
The group files into the inn.
..."Feyesh": Something's wrong. I don't see anything.
it's there
..."Feyesh": Oh found it.
.
Toadbrook Lady: Oh my. Two of you look hurt.
Koopeep: Inn keeper! We need a room
..."Feyesh": ...Toadbrook Lady
Bakudan: I think we need two rooms.
Zing Li Fast: More than two if possiblol.
Remiel keeps the unconcious Yoshi company with their fellow unconscious self.
Toadbrook Lady: Well, we charge 5 coins per person!
Koopeep: And we need a box to slap that awful bomb in
Bakudan: ...Where did I put my money..
Koopeep: Or a garbage can. Somewhere outside.
Koopeep: Check the Shy Guy's pockets. He came from a store, he must have had some money on him
Bakudan: That's also not very nice.
Koopeep: You blew up two people, you dudnderhead!
..."Feyesh": I can't find my bag of equipment.
Bakudan: It was a display of affection!
But seriously guys!
Bakudan: I can't find my money.
Keiki (GM): I haven't made that yet! Whoops.
Keiki (GM): However, all of you start out with a meager 20 coins.
Bakudan: I feel like I might have been pickpocketed!
I'll bet he has it
Keiki (GM): Each, by the way!
beeoi h.: You guys can use the money off of my body, I don't care.
I found it. It's in my other shoe.
Silly W Emblem.
..."Feyesh": Still can't see inventory.
Bakudan pays up 10 gold for Shin and Brownie.
Remiel strangely has his boo-hand clutching his bag of money even while knocked out from a violent explosion's blast wave
..."Feyesh" has money anyway, so he pays 5 coins for himself
Zing Li Fast has money anyway, so he pays 5 coins for himself*
Toadbrook Lady: Are you going to sleep? Hey, get out of the kitchen!
Koopeep snatches 5 coins off of Remiel and uses 5 of her own coins to pay for her
Koopeep uses Remiel's to buy him a room too
Toadbrook Goomba: ... Hey lol hey.
Zing Li Fast: sorry lol sorry
I thought this kitchen was a place for sleeping. It has some fast-looking ovens.
Remiel twitches a little as his money is taken from him.
Bakudan: Oh, and miss Toad?
Your inn here.
It has a doorknob.
Bakudan: It's not accessible to handless ladies like me!
Toadbrook Goomba: Okay, one western omelette to go!
Toadbrook Lady: I dunno. Goombas seem to get by just fine, dearie.
Koopeep: Were you trying to pull a push door?
Toadbrook Lady: I'm gonna take these poor souls upstairs to sleep.
Koopeep: Please do. I need a refresher too. Maybe everything will be less dumb in the morning
Keiki (GM): Everyone's getting to sleep?
Bakudan does not need sleep.
Bakudan: I like the colours of this inn.
It reminds me of a place I stayed once.
There was this dashing fellow there, sang about banans and cows.
Zing Li Fast: Where is The_Bed? I paid 5 coins!
Shin: Oogh... My aching noggin... Zzzzz...
Koopeep: Bomb, you just stay out here.
Zing Li Fast: I've been there too! Was intervessing place.
Koopeep: Where is my private room?
Zing Li Fast: The question remains.
Koopeep: Why is this yoshi sleeping with his butt on the pillows?
Remiel dreams... He dreams that he's touching his satchel of money, that it's getting lighter, and lighter... his wealth fading... and then it stops.
Bakudan: What's on the food menu here?
Better get cozy with someone. My bet's that the boo's going to take up less space.
Zing Li Fast: Because you guys just threw him up there.
beeoi h.: He got knocked out in that position.
Koopeep: Oh, this inn is about to have what I like to call a Yelp Disaster
..."Feyesh": In, at, or to this place or position.
Toadbrook Gentleman: This is a cola bar, but we have some food!
Remiel dreams that something has taken from him that which was once his. In his sleep he begins to feel for his money, unconsciously checking if its all still there.
Koopeep nudges Shin to the side. Shy Guys are little, they don't need much room
Brownie dreams of lewd things.
Toadbrook Gentleman: We got Chuckola Cola, Super Soda... Uh, we don't sell coins here!
Zing Li Fast ...doesn't sleep. He's so fast, that he's always up. He just likes to lay down to rest sometimes.
Koopeep dreams of fighting side by side with Lord Bowser, healing him and caring for him while he burninates the countryside
Bakudan: Gimme 6 Chuckola Colas and 4 Super Sodas.
..."Feyesh": ...dreams of lewd things
Toadbrook Gentleman: You got the coin for it, missy-stache?
..."Feyesh": That's too lewd.
Bakudan gives all the coins!
Remiel starts counting coins in his sleep, his specifically. 1... 2... 15... 15... 15... the number strangely keeps repeating.
Bakudan puts her shoe back on.
Zing Li Fast wonders why the ...(S) is Koopeep sleeping with Shin
The group rests for awhile while Bakudan spends all of her money on two Super Sodas.
Steev: Ake blew everyone up
Steev: It was pretty hilarious
Artour B.: Many victims of collateral damage
They awake, feeling spritely and fully recovered.
Shin: What happened? Why am I at an inn?
Acre: I get it "spritely"
Brownie: Yo what the heck happened
Koopeep: Mario trounced you
Remiel awakes immediately with a scream
Shin: This better not be one of those nights...
Acre: because they are sprites
Remiel: MY MONEY! I'VE BEEN ROBBED
Koopeep: Bakudan blew you up
Brownie: I dreamt I got the crud beat out of me by Mario.
Bakudan: ...What was that?
Zing Li Fast: Nothing like the refreshing smell of a Chuckola Cola breeze.
Remiel quickly empties out his coin bag and counts everything frantically.
Brownie: Can I get a consensus here?
No idea what's going on.
Koopeep: Keep it down! First thing in the morning I don't need you yelling!
Bakudan: I heard screaming, who was it?
Shin: I had that very same dream. But I think I'm going to check my shop just to be sure.
Remiel: THERES ONLY FIFTEEN! WHO HAS THEM?! Who has them? Someone's got a debt to pay. SOMEONE HAS A DEBT TO PAY WHERE ARE THE REST OF MY COINS?!
Koopeep: Remmy freaked out because he had to pay his own stay at the inn
Shin: Also, your caps lock is pretty loud, bud!
Remiel shakes the living hell out of the empty bag in vain
Bakudan: Shin! Why are you leaving so soon? I haven't seen you in nine years!
Remiel: It's not in here! It's supposed to be in here!
Shin runs down stairs and out of the inn.
Brownie: I'll come with you, Shy Guy. This place is getting too autistic for my liking.
Zing Li Fast: ...too autistic
Acre: autistic inn, gamers
Remiel turns it inside out just to be sure, before putting everything back inside of it and stowing it away.
Zing Li Fast follows Bakudan and Brownie
Keiki (GM): You guys want to head to Shin's shop?
Koopeep: You have to pay your own way. None of us were going to pay for your night at the inn, so we let you pay for it, Remmy.
Now let's follow that Shy Guy.
Remiel: ...You could've asked.
Koopeep: You had a bad case of being unconscious
Everyone heads down to Shin's shop.
Remiel thinks quietly to himself about how he's going to make up for this financial deficit.
Bakudan: Oh no, what happened here?
Was it Mario?
Koopeep: Mario made this place a total stye
Bakudan: Do you sell garbage now, Shin?
Shin runs around, freaking out.
Koopeep: This right here is why you all need Bowser. He would have protected you
Zing Li Fast: When did someone start spammin' this shop with junk?
Remiel looks back and forth warily, tempted to start sifting through things for items of value.
Brownie: Something's fishy here, and I've already made a cheep cheep joke so I know its not that.
Zing Li Fast: There USED to be an honest Shy Guy shop here... looks like some ...(S)er trashed it.
smh
Shin: A new shipment of badges... all gone!
Bakudan: I think we should make that jerkbutt pay!
Artour B.: Can't tell how stable it is
Artour B.: I mean, it SEEMS like we're good.
Shin: All that merchandise... Gone!
Brownie: Well, one thing's for sure. Mario didn't do this.
Shin: ... Uh, that aside, what are you guys doing here?
Brownie: If some punk looking like Mario screwed up your shop, it was some kind of trick.
Shin: ... Oh! Hi Bakudan.
Brownie: Someone's tryin' to impersonate Mario.
Artour B. keeps eyeing the heaps of trash while occasionally looking over at Shin's direction, but not directly at them
Artour B.: whoopsie doodles
Bakudan: Shin, when did you even get into selling things?
Zing Li Fast: I wonder if it was that fake Mario, or someone else. Maybe a witness?
Bakudan: I still think he ate something bad!
Shin: I always have, remember?
Remiel is increasingly tempted to raid the heap of uselessness with every passing second in hopes of something salvageable being hidden within.
Brownie: Yeah, we should get all the information we can, get ourselves straight.
Shin: I used to deal business in Rogueport before it got too harry.
Bakudan: I thought you were... in a circus!
Brownie: Nah, this is Mario we're talkin' about. Mario can't get off that path of goodness no matter what. He's true blue. Or red, as it may be.
Shin: ... I remember nothing about a circus.
Zing Li Fast: It could have been that WEEEEIIIIIRD Kapin guy.
Bakudan: You had circus hair!
Shin: I have had jobs in parties and casinos, though.
Bakudan: All magical-like!
Brownie: That guy did seem like a real chump.
Bakudan: Casinos, circuses. What's the difference?
Remiel looks over at the rest of the group, then back at the mess. Comes to the conclusion that Mario perhaps wasn't paying in heaps of gold bars at all.
Brownie: Looks like I got myself a reason to situate myself in this kingdom after all.
I have Mario's autograph!
Brownie: Yeah, you do. Let me see.
Bakudan: Maybe we should see if they actually wrote 'Mario'.
Bakudan displays the autographed mango.
Remiel checks the potted plant(?).
Zing Li Fast displays the autographed banan
The mango certainly has Mario's signature.
Brownie: That..looks about right to me.
Weird. Maybe we're dealing with some kind of penmanship duplighost.
Bakudan: What should we do?
I think they went east!
Brownie: Me and Fast Pants over there can catch up to them no problem.
Shin: Oh, you know which way they went?
Brownie: But they're too strong, they took me out with one blow.
Brownie: I'm hella rusty on this whole adventuring thing.
Remiel hovers over the mess and begins to search through it carefully, finally giving in to temptation and ignoring the presence of others.
Shin: I want to pursue them... Perhaps we can change Mario's mind or reason with him. I don't know!
Oops.
Zing Li Fast: I like to adventure. I will adventure on your faaaaase!
Bakudan: ...Remiel, what are you doing?
Brownie: #Knowledge(Omnipotence)
Remiel jumps up suddenly and looks over at the bomb lady.
Remiel: I... Gathering information.
Carry on.
Keiki (GM): I... Gathering information.
Remiel goes back to what he was doing.
Zing Li Fast: It's like a mystery adventure. Like ...(S)ing Hemmingway over here. I'd like to help.
Shin: If he went east, I imagine he may have went through the Edgebrook Highlands, but...
Remiel sifts through mounds of the garbage, finding nothing but more garbage beneath the rest of it.
Shin: ... I feel so weird just making you guys work for me like this. Since you guys are suddenly my unpaid employees.
Remiel: ...Did he seriously take everything of value? Everything?
Bakudan: C'mon, what are friends for?
Brownie: I don't know jack about this continent. I'm fine with wild Poochie chases, but someone else is gonna have to keep track of things.
Zing Li Fast: We're just helping, degaso.
You're keeping track? Cool.
Brownie: Hey man, I ain't workin' for you. This is personal. That chump knocked me out.
Zing Li Fast: psssh... nothin personnel, kid...
Bakudan: Remind me not to blow up on you again!
Remiel finds the trash situation unbelievable and gives up on digging.
Bakudan: I think we should go to the Edgebrook Highlands!
Brownie: I sincerely hope I don't have to.
Works for me. Can you guys fight worth a chuckle?
Remiel: So what were we doing again? Something with Mario?
Shin heads over to his desk to dig through some papers.
Steev: There's only one solution
Koopeep: We follow after Mario and make him pay!
Shin: Well, if there's anyway I can repay you guys...
You're new to the area, correct?
Zing Li Fast: If it was him...
Remiel: Theres no way that Mario guy isn't loaded now. Finding him's going to be great.
Brownie: Yeah, I'm a newbie.
Koopeep: We are all new here.
Brownie: And yeah, I'm sure "Mario" is loaded.
Shin: I can give you visas to actually work for me! That way you can work toward citizenship. And you can become Toadbrook Gentleman and Gentlegals!
Zing Li Fast: I've been here before, but am still liek t3h n00bs.
Let's do it!
Remiel: There wouldn't happen to be anything else besides these visas that you could give me-I mean, us?
Koopeep: I don't need citizenship. Once I finish my missionary work, I'm joining
Lord Bowser's Kingdom
Brownie: Yoshi, you guys got yourself immigration laws? What is this, Bowser's Kingdom?
Koopeep squeals with anticipation
Zing Li Fast: I am already a gentleman!
makes quick turns
Brownie: In the Mushroom Kingdom everyone's a citizen and that's that.
Shin: Fraid not on the... giving you things thing.
Koopeep: Well Lord Bowser only surrounds himself with the best of the best. We don't take in the riff-raff
Shin: Shin is the name! And your names?
Koopeep: We'll need supplies if we're to go after Mario.
Shin: You guys seem to know each other so well.
Brownie: Oh yeah, my name's Brownie.
Was a long boat ride.
Koopeep: And because I've seen enough from these people, It's safe to tell you that I'm the leader of this operation.
Zing Li Fast: Zing Li Fast's my name, Fast Pants are my game.
Shin reaches under the desk, and punches something.
Brownie: Going by loquaciousness, yeah, Koopeep's the boss.
Or... Wakudan. Right now. Just right now.
Remiel: Oh, he asked for names? Right, uh. Name's Remiel. You don't have to remember that!
Shin: I've at least got a secret shroom stash! It's a pretty innocuous thing to keep a stash of, but it never hurts to be prepared.
Koopeep: Be careful with those multisyllabic words. You don't want to choke on that freakishly long tongue of yours, Yoshi
Shin hands everyone a single mushroom.
Koopeep: Thank you, Mr. Shin. Your generosity will not be forgotten.
Zing Li Fast: fanks son fanks
Remiel will remember this.
Remiel thinks Shin is totally awesome.
Steev: So how much does a Mushroom heal?
beeoi h.: This is an interactive RPG. The story is tailored to your choices.
Steev: Do we have a proper inventory yet, or should we just add that in to our Bio & Info
Keiki (GM): Not yet, again!
..."Feyesh": ...This is an interactive RPG. The story is tailored to your choices.
Keiki (GM): Alright. Do you folks want to get going?
Steev: Well hopefully we don't need to use them yet.
Koopeep: Let's get going.
Koopeep: Shin, if you would, lead us to those woods.
Remiel: Agreed, I think all's said and done here for this sad dump.
Remiel: Just telling it how it is.
Brownie: It is a sad looking place, let's be honest.
Koopeep: Part of manners means being dishonest
Remiel: I mean, were you happy in there? I wasn't very happy.
Zing Li Fast: manners fetish
Koopeep jumps on Brownie's back again
Brownie: How many times do I have to explain this to you?
Brownie: I'm not that kind of Yoshii
Shin: This is the Toadbrook bridge!
Brownie throws Koopeep off again.
Zing Li Fast: I see APipe.
Shin: ... Just in case you were wondering. It opens up to let huge ships in.
Bakudan: That sounds dangerous!
Brownie: That sounds...like what drawbridges usually do.
Shin: There's also a huge sewer system underneath Toadbrook.
Remiel: You wouldn't happen to know where the ships unload do you?
...The ones that do anyway.
Bakudan: Are the bloopers?
Shin: They say it leads to all sorts of places in the world, too...
Shin: Hah, the bloopers are just a rumor.
Koopeep: You don't really believe all that bunk?
"Flush a baby blooper in the toilet and it grows up in the sewers"?
You watch too much TV.
Brownie: We headed across?
Bakudan: Wherever Shin brings us!
Koopeep: Thank you for your help, Mr. Shin.
Remiel thinks for a moment about the kinds of treasures that could be hidden in a sewer, making a mental note.
Brownie: I ain't the kind to keep pace behind a tour guide.
Koopeep: It may be forward of me, but what are you doing now that your shop is a dump
?
Zing Li Fast: tour fetish
Remiel: Tour guides don't make a lot of money so I don't mind if I'm ahead or behind one of 'em.
Shin: This here is the Star District.
It's the more posh side of town.
Koopeep: This is my kind of place!
Remiel: This is my kind of-
...
Koopeep: What is that building with the item blocks?
Bakudan: You two are pretty cute together!
Zing Li Fast: intervessing
Koopeep: Don't get any ideas, Bomber gal!!
Koopeep: I'm saving my chastity
Shin: ... Oh boy. Continuing on.
Remiel quietly mosies on.
Koopeep: Forever. Actually. Part of being a White Mage.
Shin: That's the Toadbrook Parliament Hall.
Brownie: In that case, I'm the blackest of mages. Or the brownest.
Remiel: It does look pretty posh... and... A fountain!
Shin: You'll need to go there for full citizenship! But uh... let's get going for now!
Koopeep: What's this place to the right?
With the blocks on it?
Remiel hopes some individuals don't mind their wishes not coming true as they look in it for tossed coin.
Shin: That's the Block Museum. Or at least I'm utterly sure it's a museum.
Brownie: Yoshi, why do blocks need their own museum.
This place is nuts.
Bakudan: Can we go see the blocks?
..."Feyesh": Respect zee broques!
Koopeep: (Not that you'd know about that, islander.)
Shin: Maybe on your own time! For now, we have a plumber to catch.
Remiel: Oh right, plumber.
Koopeep: We? Mr. Shin, don't tell me you're coming with us.
Remiel: I'm sure they'll have a lot more on them than a fountain.
Brownie: I bet old bow-tie's good in a fight.
Toadbrook Gentleman: Hello, chaps. Out to the Highlands?
Koopeep: More important, he's the only good conversation I'll get on this trip.
Brownie: Now that's just classist.
Koopeep: Step aside, Toad. We must carry out the will of Lord Bowser!
Zing Li Fast: I'm so deep.
Toadbrook Gentleman: ... Uh, sure! If you're intent on it, fellow.
Remiel: ...Fountain didn't even have anything in it anyway. What do these 'posh' people make their wishes on, blue coins?
Toadbrook Gentleman: But do keep in mind, the Goombas have been getting rather rowdy. Normally Mario's been stomping out the ruffians.
Brownie: Have you considered that it's just a fountain, not a wishing well?
Toadbrook Gentleman: But lately, they've taken note of his disregard.
Be careful!
Koopeep: I think the six of us can handle ourselves.
Bakudan: Let's go make some goomba friends! c:
Remiel: Everything can be a wishing well, though. Soon as you throw something in it, just like that. Converts.
Brownie: They'll be real friendly when they're eggs.
Toadbrook Gentleman raises the toll guard and let's the group through.
..."Feyesh": Is this a Shine Sprite shoppe?
Also.
Remiel: ...Making such wishes as, "I wish no one took my money I'm haphazardly throwing away!"
Keiki (GM): Gonna call that the end of the session for now!
Steev: But I was having fun
Keiki (GM): I know! This session was to get things in order.
Artour B.: We've successfully made it to the second section of town so I think progress is looking phenomenal
Keiki (GM): I wanted to have our first fight, but perhaps next Saturday.
Steev: We did have a fight
Steev: It's just that Beepo lost it
Bakudan explodes, dealing
7 damage to anyone immediately around her!
